I'm SO excited to move into the same building as you, buddy! We can hang out all the time, play games together, I'll see you at the cafe, the laundromat, in the halls... all of it! Woohoo!

@monatae9725

11 күн бұрын

😂 I love these bits, you guys are hilarious!

@DakotaZ162

10 күн бұрын

Wise choice don stakey oni

@Gamer-wk4xw

9 күн бұрын

love you beef!

@EggyTheOG

9 күн бұрын

LOL

@eledatowle8767

9 күн бұрын

That was S-Level mission completion! Literal jaw-dropping over here

You could have called beef Sir-loin

@thatcat777

12 күн бұрын

good one

@SeathThePawn

12 күн бұрын

Damnit, beat me to it! I was just about to type that out xD

@OrigamiMarie

12 күн бұрын

Lotta buttering happening in those first couple minutes!

@orintrost8611

12 күн бұрын

Sir-Loin sounds great, could also have called him Misssteak instead of Sir or Lord Steak..

@witerabid

12 күн бұрын

I was shocked he didn't think of it. Glad I wasn't the only one. 😅

That weighty pause the moment Pearl realized she just gave the biggest troll on the server access to an anonymous spam system… priceless. 😂

@j_j_j_j_j154

12 күн бұрын

Hehehaha it's genuinely the best

@eduarddlabola9688

12 күн бұрын

I hope for a lot of mail shenanigans. Atleast Keralis bothering Impulse with his horse warranty. Also Zed I believe said that he might spam everyone.

@archniki_

11 күн бұрын

Keralis doesn't have permit​@@eduarddlabola9688

@maximilian672

10 күн бұрын

Iskall is a pretty good troll, but personally I think that title belongs to Grian, most of the time anyways ^^ I mean, look at the permit office shenanigans he's pulling this season 😂

@harayaalirak4040

10 күн бұрын

@@maximilian672 you underestimate the ice man!!

Iskall: Is the mail anonymous? Pearl: Yeah... Iskall *buys 64 Joels Stamps* Pearl: ...

@ryanschoeff

12 күн бұрын

Forget Etho being obsessed with Joel…

@Mayforever869

12 күн бұрын

@@ryanschoeff😂

@edwardscott3262

12 күн бұрын

Poor Pearl is going to have some very awkward things to talk about with the other Hermits. Iskall got a butt hole kiss from Joel. Then he asked about sending lots of mail before buying a whole stack of Joel stamps. 😂

@shatter_blast

12 күн бұрын

Yole stamps

@cassroot470

12 күн бұрын

Now Cub has a new goat horn to make… 😂

Wasn't expecting Beef to finesse himself into completing his Mission with just one trade. Incredible.

@Michael-be6ov

12 күн бұрын

I was shocked. That was so funny

@tahunuva4254

12 күн бұрын

Any%ing his way into bamboozling the guy who _wrote_ the mission

@Paxess

10 күн бұрын

I mean, he wasnt supposed to add additional items or services along the trade so techinically he did fail lol, but doesnt seem like iskall did mind

@Mystic-Midnight

7 күн бұрын

@@Paxess It was technically 2 transactions, 42 for apartment, 1 stick for diamond block

@thehotwheelsreviews

4 күн бұрын

@@Paxess apartment cost 41 blocks, he gave iskall 42. iskall gave him one diamond block, and he gave a stick. the other 41 diamond blocks for the apartment were seperate.

You know those cheap hotels that say no smoking and half the rooms have been smoked in, but it's been cleaned out, but there's still that lingering tiny hint of it? Maybe you could work that in, that'd be funny.

@iskall85

12 күн бұрын

Haha ! Or leave a smoker in and say it’s to get rid of the smell xD

@secondfortress7529

12 күн бұрын

Grian horn - what are you smoking

@quakxy_dukx

12 күн бұрын

@@secondfortress7529it was scar who said that

@Jsbdhjsvsjsnsbxhxn

12 күн бұрын

@@iskall85I think you need a permit for property sales and rentals.🤭

@Shane-hx4xp

12 күн бұрын

@@Jsbdhjsvsjsnsbxhxnthe permit office only has jurisdiction in the shopping district.

Beef was so sneaky with that stick trade 😆😆😆

@It-b-Blair

12 күн бұрын

Pure genius 🤣🤣

@edtuckerartist

12 күн бұрын

One could say he is a STICKler for a good deal..

Oh no, can't wait for Joel to come back from Japan to find out that another person is now obsessed with him

@recurvestickerdragon

12 күн бұрын

oh, I bet iskall's letters will be signed "etho"

@jimmyg3835

11 күн бұрын

na he will just think it was etho because etho is todly obsessed with him and not the ether way arand

@yanhoipig

11 күн бұрын

the iskall joel etho love triangle

Pearl's "I'm going to regret this" bit would make a great horn.

@edtuckerartist

12 күн бұрын

Horn blows: "You sure it's not a butt hole sir?"

@edtuckerartist

12 күн бұрын

Butt then which Hermit is most likely to purchase said horn?

@michaelhoerr2468

12 күн бұрын

"I'm your worst nightmare, butthorn!" - Gary Busey

@snowgods2195

11 күн бұрын

Don't tell us, Tell Cub..

Oh my goodness Joel will return from his holidays to a mailbox overflowing with love letters LOL

@Jailanelsobky-JJ

12 күн бұрын

The best part is he’s going to think it’s Etho 😭

@StuffandThings_

12 күн бұрын

@@Jailanelsobky-JJ I already suspected that the Etho statues at Joel's base were from Iskall, but now I'm quite certain lol. He's trying to stoke the flames, Iskall the secret wingman.

@Jailanelsobky-JJ

12 күн бұрын

@@StuffandThings_ no it’s from Etho not Iskall (the time the statue Iskall had a sprained hand) also Etho admitted in Joel’s episode that it was him and he went around He built Mumbo a statue and Skizz and Grian

@ParajuIe

12 күн бұрын

@@StuffandThings_didn't etho basically admit that they're from him

@Jailanelsobky-JJ

12 күн бұрын

@@ParajuIe yup Etho did say he did it

Only Iskall would ask if it’s possible to buy a stack of stamps to harass Joel with love letters 😂

@Samsamsam6969

12 күн бұрын

Etho might buy them but wouldn't tell anyone

@jsw973

12 күн бұрын

​@@Samsamsam6969he would only send one tho, cuz he's the cool type guy like that

@tamarabikic3217

12 күн бұрын

He was hanging out with Jimmy too much during the charity event 😂

@kattee6087

12 күн бұрын

@@jsw973you say that as if he didnt just build statues of himself in joel’s base and sent joel a letter pinning it on him and calling him weird for being to obsessed let’s not forget his chat shenanigans of ‘i wish joel’s online…’😆

@thegameplayer125

12 күн бұрын

looks like etho might have competition for who will win joel's affections

*Joel:* Effo is obsessed with me. *Iskall:*

I don’t think those 64 stamps are going to last long the way things are going 😅

@iskall85

12 күн бұрын

Tru!

@Ararebear

12 күн бұрын

⁠@@iskall85you need to get all the diamonds beef gave you and buy out all the Joel stamps

@Kur0Engel

12 күн бұрын

He will need envelopes too!!!

@saghana4109

11 күн бұрын

​@@iskall85 you know joel is in Japan right??

@sharonrayner4781

11 күн бұрын

I would check Joel’s mail box before sending to many, as he’s on his Japan trip

The funniest thing is, from Joel's perspective this could be SEVERAL hermits 😂

"hi x." "Thinking about you x." "You are awesome x." It's as if Joel was intercepting Xisuma's mail by mistake. Also. Googly-eye air conditioners.

Beef swindling Iskall into helping him complete his challenge in just one single trade is 100% worth buying a fake apartment for 41 diamond blocks. 😂😂😂

Instead of apartments it should be a hotel: "Bored with your surroundings? need to get away from your base for a bit to find some new inspiration? Visit Hotel 85 with monolith views and centrally located to visit all your Hermit friends!" Then you can keep renting the rooms for diamonds.

I love how suddenly the server is having a fad of Joel obsessions

“ I was inspired by pearl so I put it at the bottom” not only best horn line ever but OMG IT WAS FUNNY cuz like Australia and penthouses on the top…. Omg what a gem 3:16

@edtuckerartist

12 күн бұрын

Then Pearl noticing the X was not an X 🤣

You could hear the realization dawning when he asked if the mail is anonymous… Chaoskall at his best

Oh god, can't wait for Joel to open his mailbox, see the letters and think that are from Etho. All of this is going to be a mess, and I will love the ride...

This happening whole Joel is in Japan, thus both increasing the chances of permanently lost mail and delaying when we will finally see his reaction to several anonymous “love” letters (more like high school secret admirer noted shoved in a locker tbh) is one of the cruelest and funniest parts of that last segment

one thing i didn't anticipate this season was iskall becoming a landlord

@KingBobXVI

11 күн бұрын

He's resolved himself to being a menace to society this season, so it's a perfect fit :P

Can't wait to see that time lapse we worked on the entire weekend! The 7 seconds should be great

@faraqeel5556

12 күн бұрын

More like 2 seconds

@riztiz

10 күн бұрын

Dylan?

Iskall has discovered he can use the hermits desire to “yes, and” to scam them lol

Pearl: "are you sure thats not a butt hole?" EXCUSE ME PEARL I BURST OUT LAUGHING IN A PUBLIC TRANSPORT!!

"way too smug for fish who just lost their home" LOL thats dark 18:40

This season of hermitcraft is to realistic, sky high housing prices, super slow bureaucracy, permits that stops competition and drives up the prices of items 💀😂😅

Joel's mailbox is going to be full when he gets back on vacation

@Wolf-E-Romeo

11 күн бұрын

Kinda worried about other hermits mail if thats the case. Like if they legit send him items and not just spam, and if the mailbox is by chance full, those items will end up despawning.

@korok2619

10 күн бұрын

@@Wolf-E-Romeo iskall will 100% check on yoles box if he sends a lot to make sure it doesn't break

@Wolf-E-Romeo

10 күн бұрын

@korok2619 hopfully. Guess what they could do is set up a chest next to the mailbox and empty out the mailbox into it.

15:30 Grian is going to be so jealous with his prismarine permit.

Careful, Iskall! I don't see a "real estate" permit in your collection... you're gonna get sent to the Permit Backrooms

@RyanEglitis

12 күн бұрын

It's ok, he's just renting, not selling

Iskall the greatest business man sells a house front half accidentally

Love the quick mumbo face during the sponging time lapse

@RyanEglitis

12 күн бұрын

Excuse me, it's a Bumbo face

Pearl's of Wisdom="are you sure Iskall the "x" is a kiss?" LOL.

I’m waiting for the 4 and a half hour of draining a monument on stream to be turned into 5 second Timelapse

@It-b-Blair

12 күн бұрын

14:08 should you want to watch it again, this whole episode had me smiling especially the beef shenanigans

@spis_dritt

12 күн бұрын

He showed much of it on his second channel Vodskall

Perhaps Beef should be called, Sire Loin?

@quakxy_dukx

12 күн бұрын

Don’t you mean sir loin

@riztiz

10 күн бұрын

Sir, you've made a Miss-Steak!

I just thought of an idea: If there's a horn that has a hermit saying anything to the effect of "yes", you could ask them over to buy an apartment, then use the horn and they'll have said yes! GENIUS!!

omg Iskall’s little giggles at the end are so wholesome. I love the way he’s just like “annd button!” *in a soft tone*

I just know a billboard is gonna block that apartment view so fast.

you know when the apartment is finished it's gotta have a "CONDEMNED" sign on it

Iskall, you could act as a supplier to grian since he has the prismapermit and get profit out of this This alongside the apartments would make you the hermit capitalist of doom

@DeepfriedBeans4492

12 күн бұрын

Grian is building his own guardian farm, and doing that was actually part of why he wanted the prismarine permit in the first place.

@thegrimpaipear

12 күн бұрын

@@DeepfriedBeans4492 yes but profitable business opportunity

"You're way too smug for a fish that just lost their home" 😂

Iskall buying all those stamps and sending Joel flowers makes me think of that video where the guy goes "I just bought a bunch of flowers for my neighbor Steve.."

20:54 The hermits know you too well :P 22:47 “Joel gave me a kiss” Seems all the hermits are obsessed with Joel lmao 31:38 “You enjoy your newfound obsession”

The mail bit with Joel and the quiet romance that is occurring right now is so funny. The flowers were just the best touches.

TBH, I think it will be funnier if you finish building Beef's room only in 9 days / 9 weeks (imagine floating box w/o upper/lower floor supported by 12 bamboo or scaffolding). & the reasoning later, cz Beef is prime customer, the 1st customer & already pay out everything in front, so his room is top priority in the project.😆 I love how u both are playing along with some random shenanigans each other did...

@tekashto

12 күн бұрын

This but with a custom audio mobhead that plays construction noises whenever beef is in the apartment

@StuffandThings_

12 күн бұрын

@@tekashto Then when its done play the horn noises from various Hermits in surrounding apartments to simulate noisy tenants

every time i watch Iskall85, the word "unhinged" comes swiftly to mind

Me: I am done looking for an apartment for today, I'll watch Iskall to take my mind off of it Iskall video: 🙈

Iskall has become a landlord, selling apartment to beef, evicting the guardians from their home

Where I live they actually do that thing of selling apartments while they are still being build, sometimes you get an amazing deal but sometimes you get an apartment that will never get finish and can’t be sold until a new building company buys the entire complex 😅… wich can never happen also if a lot of apartments have being sold and is not a good business for anyone anymore

Perfect timing literally just finished the vodskall vid and now I got this

@thatcat777

12 күн бұрын

same

@keexee

12 күн бұрын

Saaaame!

@mattyicee

12 күн бұрын

that’s crazy the same shit happened to me lol

I'm sitting at my desk at work, trying not to laugh uncontrollably at Iskall buying 64 Joel stamps and then sending Joel love/spam letters.

I'm gonna cry! That last Joel, or rather, Yoel, section was so good I can't wait to see his episode! x

poor joel is getting so much spam mail im laughing

I love the idea of selling the apartments to hermits! It’s the perfect ratio of fun to profit 😂😂

Oh, Joel is definitely going to think those messages are from Etho 😂

You should light up beefs new apartment. 1. Cause he now lives there. And 2. Because it would help the lighting/shading on the penthouse make more sense.

Its nice to see Joel fitting in perfectly to the Hermit shenanigans

Sitting in my car for my lunch break and trying not to choke on my drink when Iskall mentions the permit office

Beef flexing so hard on mission possible, didn't see that coming and it was brilliant! That mission token is worth 369 diamonds... very valuable indeed.

"I've been very busy. First, I saa-nd..." [prolonged awkward silence]

The maniacal giggling when he’s making mail for Joel 😭😭

Not only Iskall stole, drained and destroyed Guardians' home, but he also had an audacity to call them smug for defending themselves

I feel like to go with the theming that is establishing Iskall should sell the apartments to multiple hermits under timeshare policies (which are massive scams irl).

🎶 I am I, Don Steakione, the Lord of La Rancha, my destiny calls and I go… And the wild whims of Iskall shall carry me onward, whithersoever they blow… 🎶

6:49 iskall: it comes with its own air conditioning unit beef: a-air- ac (and cat). flashback to the classic team canada moment where beef was convinced that no one calls it an 'ac' -- that people only ever say air conditioner. ( clip animated: kzread.info/dash/bejne/aqVmttCimqydZ7A.html ) its funny how things can change sometimes.

You might say that apartment has a.... monumental skyline view..

how rich is beef that he can casually throw down 41 diamond blocks for ac and a cat

@Bob_Smith19

12 күн бұрын

Golden carrots is a money maker.

@matthewparker9276

12 күн бұрын

Also shulker boxes at 3 diamonds each. Not to mention he sold etho a lifetime supply of shulkers for about 40 diamond blocks.

Grian is in the process of making the guardian farm, but he said he was taking things slow this season. He also doesn't know how to build one. ( he has the Prismarine permit )

BEEF!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT STICK TRADE WAS smoooooth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"That was very weird" This could be the tagline for this season 😆

btw we have builds of sodium on CaffeineMC's discord server that have a functioning implementation of translucency sorting. This solves the issues where you can wrongly see the ocean through the glass and there's all sorts of weird lines. Sodium 0.6 is also releasing with this and other features included soon.

joel is 100% going to assume that etho is responsible for those letters lol

"What happens if the incoming mailbox fills up with spa--with lett--with boxes?" Oh boy.

"I was inspired by Pearl so I put it on the bottom!" That line really got me. That was hilarious!😂

In French, you can use these two: - Grandeur - Grandiose

@SKsuprakirby

12 күн бұрын

I think he mixed them.

@Rentta

12 күн бұрын

@@SKsuprakirby Most likely intentionally

@parzavaal5335

12 күн бұрын

The Gran Dior.

@SKsuprakirby

12 күн бұрын

@@parzavaal5335 no, that's Christian.

@parzavaal5335

12 күн бұрын

@@SKsuprakirby as a catholic wth are you on abt?

That use of bdubs horn is a salesman moment.

Holy moly! Not only did Beef manage to trade a stick for a diamond block in one single trade, he did that to iskall himself! Respect for Sir Sire Steak Man

Iskall, it’s so good to see you laughing and having fun and genuinely just enjoying yourself. There’s nothing I’d want to see more

Your growing dynamci with Pearl has become my favorite thing ever! Those letters had me laughing to tears, you're nuts (in a good way of course)

You should finish his apartment leaving the rest as the facade out back, just for a little while.

when the build is finished, the best twist would be to present to Beef that the flat he bought was the 2x3x1 space where the cat is sitting (the window ledge basically, with the air conditioner :p). Because in the agreement you had, he didn’t ask what surface size the unit was and you never mentioned the unit was included in the interior of the building. See his reaction and then remove the black concrete to reveal the actual interior of his new flat

Iskall is going to be a menace with the mail box😂

found new business oppertunities: scamming!

Not only do we have a DMV- i mean permit office, and a mail system. But we also have real estate/landlords. Hermitcraft 10 is feeling organized

if you never finish the apartment building you technically haven't sold anything since you only have received diamonds without giving amything in return thus not having completed a transaction so no need for the permit office.

Lol, the way beef took the opportunity to finish the mission! 😂

beef doing speedrun on trade mission is amazing

now i cannot unsee that on the Joel sign! I love it

Beefs way to finish his Mission was Genius! I did not see that coming it all, and I knew which Mission he had.

“Oh, shut up and just get this done…” that’s such a mood 😂 (and my inner monologue a lot of the time, hahaha)

Iskall: Pearl.. I'm gonna need more mail shulkers... 😆

The spam for joel is gonna be hilarious. Either he clues in or he thinks it's X as in xisuma

Grand Doir = Grand Doom Of Iskall Rentals

I love the mischevious laughter of joy while writing the letters to Joel

Iskall on stream : I am not an enjoyer of voice over Iskalls videos: I strongly disagree

When beef moves in, you should set a delayed dispenser with splash poison bottles and say you dident get all the smell out

Lol you should sell the apartments as time shares, hold a seminar for the Hermits, and trap them until they sign the contact

You should ask Pearl if you can have the stamps in the dropper just there at all times so you can send mail to Joel with ease!

28:19 Just say it: "Pipe Bomb" It`s funnier if you remember that Iskal have TNT permit...