I Almost DIED Rigging a Smash Bros. Bracket...

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Coney has another storytime moment where he recalls his trip to North Carolina to snipe a tournament, but things go a bit too far when Coney suggests on splitting the prize pot with the final contestants... Watch as Coney's misdeeds lead him to a near-death experience in this latest storytime episode!
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  • @whalord1796
    @whalord17962 жыл бұрын

    I love how Coney happily closes his story while chat freaks out trying to figure out what he means "Sleepy isn't around anymore."

  • @KandiKid87
    @KandiKid872 жыл бұрын

    Coney's story telling is incredible. I dunno why. Maybe it's the delivery, more than the actual story. But I love it all the same.

  • @InkyGhoul

    @InkyGhoul

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is a pro commentator, so he’s a good speaker.

  • @yusuketm7701

    @yusuketm7701

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is just so good

  • @the0therethan

    @the0therethan

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly his delivery is so good all the time he could make a dad joke sound like the funniest thing ever

  • @ranchlord77

    @ranchlord77

    2 жыл бұрын

    Comedic timing

  • @isaacconarroe542

    @isaacconarroe542

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree I don’t think it’s just his commentary his storytelling skills are phenomenal

  • @Butt6969
    @Butt69692 жыл бұрын

    The dramatic irony I felt when it turned out Sleepy was the one driving back is unprecedented. Long Live Sleepy

  • @hideokojima9090

    @hideokojima9090

    2 жыл бұрын

    How is this dramatic irony?

  • @lonk2902

    @lonk2902

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hideokojima9090 we know he's nicknamed sleepy, but that nickname only exists in our world. The people in the story do not know something we do, that's the definition of dramatic irony. You should know that you use dramatic irony in your games sometimes.

  • @hideokojima9090

    @hideokojima9090

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lonk2902 OHHHH, the name was the dramatic irony, I was confused what he was referring to as dramatic irony. It threw me off that he said he felt dramatic irony.

  • @julioornano8427

    @julioornano8427

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lonk2902 now that’s irony.

  • @adamyohan
    @adamyohan2 жыл бұрын

    Top tier story telling. Crazy how this was done live.

  • @jpshy1130

    @jpshy1130

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. As alpharad once said, “coney is the most entertaining person in smash”

  • @Yvs8962
    @Yvs89622 жыл бұрын

    Im going to guess that Brainy = Logic Spike = Chudat Madman = Stingers Coney = Coney Sleepy = Sassy

  • @clintwaki6936

    @clintwaki6936

    2 жыл бұрын

    But who was sleepy?

  • @adammarkovic3316

    @adammarkovic3316

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@clintwaki6936 prolly one of his personal friends/low ranked player that moved on with his life from smaah

  • @ThisIsTripp

    @ThisIsTripp

    2 жыл бұрын

    Was trying to figure out who Spike was but when he said Kirby kinda gave it away.

  • @Magnamics

    @Magnamics

    2 жыл бұрын

    Almost for sure right. I was thinking Madman was going to be Sushiman cause he was probably the best Brawl player in NC before Kadaj/ESAM moved there, but he was also pretty inactive and Stingers got to 1 in the power ranking often because of it. Also ROB.

  • @Yvs8962

    @Yvs8962

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ThisIsTripp Yeah that and Chudat had the exact ranking Coney said “Spike” had in the region.

  • @tokolimespice
    @tokolimespice2 жыл бұрын

    Coney: Do you wanna hear the story? Chat: No No No No Yes Coney: they all said yes 😃

  • @jakeberry9931

    @jakeberry9931

    2 жыл бұрын

    TRUEING

  • @AGGSab

    @AGGSab

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @foks0054

    @foks0054

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love the stories

  • @StriderZessei

    @StriderZessei

    2 жыл бұрын

    *hear

  • @joobtheboob
    @joobtheboob2 жыл бұрын

    Now that I think about it, nearly every series on this channel is great. Glad to see another storytime with Uncle Coney

  • @austinfletchermusic

    @austinfletchermusic

    2 жыл бұрын

    NEARLY?!

  • @dinoshark4070

    @dinoshark4070

    2 жыл бұрын

    grandma coney*

  • @why3994

    @why3994

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@austinfletchermusic He probably put Every but it auto corrected

  • @rodgeers7347
    @rodgeers73472 жыл бұрын

    9:11 it's the fact that the picture of coney is smiling while telling spike "no" that kills me. I believe this is actually how he looked at spike when this happened.

  • @matthewbartlett3442

    @matthewbartlett3442

    4 ай бұрын

    Unfortunate timestamp

  • @godzilladude
    @godzilladude2 жыл бұрын

    I like how Coney titles are ridiculous but always make sense after you watch the video

  • @VideoCentral-bh9tf
    @VideoCentral-bh9tf2 жыл бұрын

    Ok so right, I'm a grown ass adult, but I want to know something Coney: how much do I have to pay you to read me bedtime stories? Literally the best storyteller I've ever heard

  • @buff00n3ry
    @buff00n3ry2 жыл бұрын

    22:04 I've experienced that acceptance when faced with the likelihood of death. Someone almost hit me head-on with more than enough speed to kill me. My first coherent thought as death approached? "Man, [my brother] is not gonna be happy that I'm about to wreck his car". I narrowly swerved out of harm's way, while the dude who nearly killed me rear-ended someone.

  • @wildrose1266
    @wildrose12662 жыл бұрын

    I have actually felt that serenity near death. Almost drowned as a kid and felt that feeling. It's a chemical or something your brain releases near death to make you feel okay before you go. Scariest fucking thing I have ever felt ever and I never wanna feel it again.

  • @Evan-mt7bc
    @Evan-mt7bc2 жыл бұрын

    Ironically it very well MIGHT have been because Coney cheated. If they didn't have that massive fight with Madman, reconciled and went with everyone to Cook Out somebody might have been keeping an eye on the time and wouldn't have felt as obligated to stay as long as they did had it not been for the guilty conscious. If this was just a normal day then it would have just been your bog standard eat after a tourney then go home but because of the massive fight the cool off period would have almost trapped you to stay with Madman to make sure you were cool.

  • @iszakchan9529
    @iszakchan95292 жыл бұрын

    Coney’s such a natural entertainer and story teller, knows his audience, paces it well and keeps everyone interested. I love these story times and I’m sure he makes a great dad

  • @blazikenblast0520
    @blazikenblast05202 жыл бұрын

    Gonna need a few of these codename characters to come forth so I can thank them for making this story so gripping, regardless of who they are

  • @zenosama-tm3bs

    @zenosama-tm3bs

    2 жыл бұрын

    From what ik brainy is logic, madman is stingers

  • @zenosama-tm3bs

    @zenosama-tm3bs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not sure about sleepy and some people think spike is chudat

  • @drewgalbraith5362

    @drewgalbraith5362

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zenosama-tm3bs yeah I think he told this story of blastzone

  • @zenosama-tm3bs

    @zenosama-tm3bs

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@drewgalbraith5362 oh idk about that. I just saw stingers say those names In a discord server

  • @justsomeweirdperson

    @justsomeweirdperson

    11 ай бұрын

    spike = chudat

  • @djjimmaster8261
    @djjimmaster82612 жыл бұрын

    My headcanon is that Madman spiked Sleepy's drink in order to get revenge

  • @dilobs

    @dilobs

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is true

  • @nightarcher55

    @nightarcher55

    2 жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @gamenwatch6269
    @gamenwatch6269 Жыл бұрын

    16:36 That was a really good "YOU WHAT!"

  • @Athesies
    @Athesies2 жыл бұрын

    Ok I'm pretty sure all 4 of the players in the ensemble cast are mew2king

  • @raputha1148

    @raputha1148

    2 жыл бұрын

    coney playing a tournament with 4 m2ks lmao

  • @AwesomeMooseSmile

    @AwesomeMooseSmile

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mew2king is a multi dimensional being who can clone himself an infinite amount of times

  • @puggietaur
    @puggietaur2 жыл бұрын

    I love how the ACNH 2 am song kicks in when Coney says it's 2 a.m. Amazing touch and that song is amazing just like every other song in the ACNH soundtrack.

  • @AlexMitchell12
    @AlexMitchell122 жыл бұрын

    10:00 This clip is GOLD

  • @austinfletchermusic
    @austinfletchermusic2 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if we can figure out the players again? Edit: WE DID IT (save for Sleepy, NO clues given). Long answer: Given context clues, I'm decently sure this tournament was in 2011. Unfortunately, both MD/VA Brawl PRs pre-2012 and the Smashboards post have been LOST TO TIME. HOWEVER ... I have some suspicions. "Brainy" just might be Logic, who was second on a LOT of the PRs they had. And a hypothetical Kirby player who might get on their nerves who would have an even MU vs. CONEY? How about ChuDat? (He's also a solid candidate for Brainy, honestly.) As for North Carolina guy there are NO Brawl PRs. I got nothin'. HOWEVER, XDmon in my replies say Stingers, which I THINK I remember seeing the name of. Good job!

  • @xdmon1220

    @xdmon1220

    2 жыл бұрын

    spike is chudat and brainy is logic madman is probably stingers. no idea who sleepy is.

  • @austinfletchermusic

    @austinfletchermusic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@xdmon1220 I was JUST EDITING MY COMMENT MAN!!!!1! Nice find on Stingers though, I didn't have him.

  • @xdmon1220

    @xdmon1220

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@austinfletchermusic we can be really sure who coney means because of the character hints + rankings and it all lines up perfectly, there is no speculation

  • @harpot678

    @harpot678

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@xdmon1220 A lock will only keep an honest man out, him efforts to hide the identities are fine for the general public to stop them from mentioning this story to them

  • @justsatellite4213
    @justsatellite42132 жыл бұрын

    I love Coney's slides. They take the storytelling to the next level

  • @noah52_
    @noah52_2 жыл бұрын

    If you pause the video right at the beginning, it looks like Coney is about to sneeze

  • @GayMiku

    @GayMiku

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @CCuppy29

    @CCuppy29

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s incredible

  • @chuchupow
    @chuchupow2 жыл бұрын

    Shout out to all the Sleepy's out there, you are appreciated cause without you we never would have won that fat $50 that took a 3 hour drive

  • @Dieozam
    @Dieozam2 жыл бұрын

    Coney is a master of story telling this shit is hilarious

  • @KINOFRFX
    @KINOFRFX2 жыл бұрын

    i just realized that spike is chudat and brainy is logic.

  • @marcelomaciel8776
    @marcelomaciel87762 жыл бұрын

    Story time with Coney is just like a warm blanket with some hot chocolate. Rest in peace, Sleepy.

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U Жыл бұрын

    I love how the second Coney mentioned it being 2:00am, _everyone_ in chat started panicking.

  • @takanuva6167
    @takanuva61672 жыл бұрын

    Definitely watching any new Coney Storytimes frame one if any more come out. love the way these are presented

  • @donaldcreswell4915
    @donaldcreswell49152 жыл бұрын

    If anyone is asking btw the chill music is Mario picross wario level

  • @ArmedShadow11

    @ArmedShadow11

    2 жыл бұрын

    i love you

  • @spl_itscreen3857
    @spl_itscreen38572 жыл бұрын

    If coney didnt rig the tournament, they wouldn't have had the altercation with madman, which means they wouldnt have gone to cook out together, and might not have stayed as late. Title makes sense

  • @kiddinme4128
    @kiddinme41282 жыл бұрын

    Its been some time, but damn these prepared pieces are so good. Hope you keep them coming

  • @jamespena9836
    @jamespena98362 жыл бұрын

    When coney tells story it’s like a dad retelling his childhood, we need more coney stories.

  • @LordFartamor
    @LordFartamor2 жыл бұрын

    I love how coney integrates the music with this story... it really sets the vibe

  • @TheE4999
    @TheE49992 жыл бұрын

    These story time videos are my absolute favorite! They're so freakin entertaining

  • @CatinaJacket
    @CatinaJacket7 ай бұрын

    Mad Man has to be Stingers. I can't imagine Archer, let alone ILove getting that mad. Stingers lives around that area too so it's probably him. Could be Clowsui but I doubt it.

  • @ZombieReese
    @ZombieReese Жыл бұрын

    My favorite Coney video.

  • @leafofufo3264
    @leafofufo32642 жыл бұрын

    This is incredible. Just found this channel from bad things happening to good people and after I watched this you are 2/2 on the vids. Amazing

  • @autumndth
    @autumndth2 жыл бұрын

    the attention to detail is so sick, even using 2AM ost from ANCH and then the pokemon crticial hp music when you almost died lmaooo

  • @vapeshrimp5220
    @vapeshrimp52202 жыл бұрын

    Coney storytime is goated

  • @hellstormllc1277
    @hellstormllc12772 жыл бұрын

    Dude.. you are the most under rated KZreadr you need like 500,000 more subscribers based on this story 10/10!

  • @DJLink654
    @DJLink6542 жыл бұрын

    God I missed this series glad is finally back

  • @bloodkip9462
    @bloodkip94622 жыл бұрын

    "I have nothing to do with this anymore" >Is the only reason anything is even happening 😐

  • @SuperSilver7591
    @SuperSilver75912 жыл бұрын

    Coney is absolutely an amazing story teller lmfao I love the pictures too

  • @kipitrash9403
    @kipitrash94032 жыл бұрын

    This story time type of video is by far the best. Please do more

  • @Diamond_Aura
    @Diamond_Aura2 жыл бұрын

    I saw this for the first time on stream, his delivery is so great

  • @volt734
    @volt7342 жыл бұрын

    Now that's a thumbnail. I really love these story videos

  • @austinobrien2301
    @austinobrien23012 жыл бұрын

    Please make more of these they're so good.

  • @malcolmfletcher2659
    @malcolmfletcher26592 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite parts of these videos is watching chat go off behind Coney

  • @RufioTheThird
    @RufioTheThird3 ай бұрын

    Always revisit these videos. I love Coney storytime so much

  • @AWanderingSwordsman
    @AWanderingSwordsman2 жыл бұрын

    Thats exactly how I felt when my heart stopped like 10 years back. Like "whelp, this is it, I'm glad I got this much" and then life was amazing and colors were brighter and all that shit...for like 2 weeks. Then everything went back to normal but it was still a good experience.

  • @xatudrip
    @xatudrip2 жыл бұрын

    the moment i saw olimar rob i knew LMAO

  • @maceybeddall2478
    @maceybeddall24782 жыл бұрын

    Love the stories man, probably my favourite series besides react wars

  • @justinpenuela
    @justinpenuela2 жыл бұрын

    The moment he said “lets CHEAT” I INSTANTLY smashed that like button 👍

  • @sharktheprez
    @sharktheprez2 жыл бұрын

    I love these stories please keep them coming

  • @63chicago6
    @63chicago62 жыл бұрын

    15:11 I fucking DIED at the "huh?....what?" as Coney tries to find the Image Flip button for Madman LOL

  • @Steleaf
    @Steleaf2 жыл бұрын

    your storytelling is insane lmfao this is peak content, not just smash content but PEAK content

  • @J242D
    @J242D2 жыл бұрын

    It’s so funny hearing this especially being from the place in NC cookout originated from, you love to see it

  • @dreadpumpkin896
    @dreadpumpkin8962 жыл бұрын

    0:26 "Man goes to Smash tournament, almost DOESN'T live to regret it"

  • @LionAzul
    @LionAzul2 жыл бұрын

    17:10 Damn Brainy okay go off bro

  • @juanteakell2537
    @juanteakell25372 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE STORY TIME WITH CONEY! I NEED MORE OF THIS TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

  • @cowboyclip
    @cowboyclip2 ай бұрын

    Confessing mid tournament is wild

  • @fadewobblez9135
    @fadewobblez91352 жыл бұрын

    7 months later and this is still my favorite video

  • @bloodylegend5176
    @bloodylegend51762 жыл бұрын

    Coney would be a great grandpa, telling us all these stories

  • @MapleisCrack
    @MapleisCrack Жыл бұрын

    The fact that it's even possible to just straight up fabricate results at competitions/tournaments with money on the line is pretty funny. I suppose if you made a habit of it you'd get caught and eventually banned, but I'm sure it happens all the time if Coney and pals were able to do it so easily in this story.

  • @mysteriousfigure9860
    @mysteriousfigure98602 жыл бұрын

    I FUCKING died when Coney starts screaming HAAAAALP after Sleepy fell asleep

  • @cFrogjar
    @cFrogjar2 жыл бұрын

    Incredible stroytime again thank you coney

  • @marrodc
    @marrodc2 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad this video is finally out. I arrived like 10 minutes late to the stream, so I only got to see how Coney almost died

  • @commanderdemonno9819

    @commanderdemonno9819

    Жыл бұрын

    what was the stream called?

  • @snomsquad9763
    @snomsquad9763 Жыл бұрын

    That is the perfect way to describe the feeling that happens when you fishtail

  • @sirhawkjames
    @sirhawkjames Жыл бұрын

    been loving your content

  • @twin_rivers921
    @twin_rivers9212 жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe Coney was in Initial D

  • @TheCaptainBlackimar
    @TheCaptainBlackimar2 жыл бұрын

    Love Coney’s heavily exaggerated stories. Always a fun watch

  • @RaphDeGrate
    @RaphDeGrate2 жыл бұрын

    CONEY STORY CONEY STORY

  • @waterman5751
    @waterman57512 жыл бұрын

    I spun out on the highway a couple months ago and I literally experienced the feeling Coney was talking about. Just the acceptance of like “whelp, this is it I guess”.

  • @tommydlh
    @tommydlh2 жыл бұрын

    This shit’s so good man. Super well done :)

  • @Vanitas20
    @Vanitas202 жыл бұрын

    10:02 music change at the perfect timing oh my god. And it fitted perfectly with this part of the story

  • @OgreDLink
    @OgreDLink2 ай бұрын

    Going to NC and not getting cook out is a crime. Remember you're legally obligated to get a tray and a shake

  • @Totomeister
    @Totomeister2 жыл бұрын

    Coney almost dying is my favourite storytime

  • @nickolaibrosky
    @nickolaibrosky2 жыл бұрын

    The delivery was beautiful coney

  • @killercore007
    @killercore0072 жыл бұрын

    18:24 Here you notice someone saying “Corruption wins”.

  • @gtyb9283
    @gtyb92832 жыл бұрын

    Love coney story time videos

  • @saltyppancakes717
    @saltyppancakes7172 жыл бұрын

    This was more entertaining than most movies in the last 10 years

  • @GianfrancoFino24
    @GianfrancoFino242 жыл бұрын

    10/10 storytelling, 11/10 editing skills

  • @JerryMcB3rry
    @JerryMcB3rry2 жыл бұрын

    Coney's my second favorite story teller on youtube, just behind Olan Rogers.

  • @jeremy.oliver
    @jeremy.oliver2 жыл бұрын

    I feel like there was a lesson learned within this bracket scandal and the following events of this story

  • @Sizzyl
    @Sizzyl9 ай бұрын

    Storytime with Coney :D

  • @AnthonySilva35
    @AnthonySilva35 Жыл бұрын

    Coney did so much for the editor by doing the visuals lol

  • @landenestes8065
    @landenestes80652 жыл бұрын

    Coney needs to do more story time 👌

  • @luke-tq6uj
    @luke-tq6uj2 жыл бұрын

    Coney is the best story time youtuber.

  • @theBCEproductions
    @theBCEproductions2 жыл бұрын

    Coney: "Fellas" Chat: "FELLAS"

  • @gabrielrichards9855
    @gabrielrichards98552 жыл бұрын

    Coney is becoming one of my favorite KZreadrs

  • @WorldBeans
    @WorldBeans Жыл бұрын

    Idk why I got so emotional at the ending lmao

  • @dontellaniwone
    @dontellaniwone Жыл бұрын

    late and unrelated but the use of mario super picross music in the intro is 👌

  • @Masaru_kun

    @Masaru_kun

    Жыл бұрын

    thank you i was wondering what this was they didnt credit it XD

  • @goldenft3208
    @goldenft32084 күн бұрын

    spike was just really hungry that day

  • @aaronstacey9612
    @aaronstacey96122 жыл бұрын

    Love the stories

  • @adubis4567
    @adubis45672 жыл бұрын

    Finally I feel so deprived of stories

  • @BlackMageLozi
    @BlackMageLozi2 жыл бұрын

    25 minutes of pure magic

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones542 жыл бұрын

    And here I was thinking something cool would happen, like a player pulling out a gun and kidnapping coney for rigging the tournament...

  • @cameronthomas2192
    @cameronthomas21922 жыл бұрын

    More storytime with coney pls

  • @Jellycent13
    @Jellycent132 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the storytime Coney. Hope to see more of this

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