I Almost DIED Rigging a Smash Bros. Bracket...
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Coney has another storytime moment where he recalls his trip to North Carolina to snipe a tournament, but things go a bit too far when Coney suggests on splitting the prize pot with the final contestants... Watch as Coney's misdeeds lead him to a near-death experience in this latest storytime episode!
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I love how Coney happily closes his story while chat freaks out trying to figure out what he means "Sleepy isn't around anymore."
Coney's story telling is incredible. I dunno why. Maybe it's the delivery, more than the actual story. But I love it all the same.
@InkyGhoul
2 жыл бұрын
He is a pro commentator, so he’s a good speaker.
@yusuketm7701
2 жыл бұрын
He is just so good
@the0therethan
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly his delivery is so good all the time he could make a dad joke sound like the funniest thing ever
@ranchlord77
2 жыл бұрын
Comedic timing
@isaacconarroe542
2 жыл бұрын
I agree I don’t think it’s just his commentary his storytelling skills are phenomenal
The dramatic irony I felt when it turned out Sleepy was the one driving back is unprecedented. Long Live Sleepy
@hideokojima9090
2 жыл бұрын
How is this dramatic irony?
@lonk2902
2 жыл бұрын
@@hideokojima9090 we know he's nicknamed sleepy, but that nickname only exists in our world. The people in the story do not know something we do, that's the definition of dramatic irony. You should know that you use dramatic irony in your games sometimes.
@hideokojima9090
2 жыл бұрын
@@lonk2902 OHHHH, the name was the dramatic irony, I was confused what he was referring to as dramatic irony. It threw me off that he said he felt dramatic irony.
@julioornano8427
2 жыл бұрын
@@lonk2902 now that’s irony.
Top tier story telling. Crazy how this was done live.
@jpshy1130
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. As alpharad once said, “coney is the most entertaining person in smash”
Im going to guess that Brainy = Logic Spike = Chudat Madman = Stingers Coney = Coney Sleepy = Sassy
@clintwaki6936
2 жыл бұрын
But who was sleepy?
@adammarkovic3316
2 жыл бұрын
@@clintwaki6936 prolly one of his personal friends/low ranked player that moved on with his life from smaah
@ThisIsTripp
2 жыл бұрын
Was trying to figure out who Spike was but when he said Kirby kinda gave it away.
@Magnamics
2 жыл бұрын
Almost for sure right. I was thinking Madman was going to be Sushiman cause he was probably the best Brawl player in NC before Kadaj/ESAM moved there, but he was also pretty inactive and Stingers got to 1 in the power ranking often because of it. Also ROB.
@Yvs8962
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThisIsTripp Yeah that and Chudat had the exact ranking Coney said “Spike” had in the region.
Coney: Do you wanna hear the story? Chat: No No No No Yes Coney: they all said yes 😃
@jakeberry9931
2 жыл бұрын
TRUEING
@AGGSab
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@foks0054
2 жыл бұрын
I love the stories
@StriderZessei
2 жыл бұрын
*hear
Now that I think about it, nearly every series on this channel is great. Glad to see another storytime with Uncle Coney
@austinfletchermusic
2 жыл бұрын
NEARLY?!
@dinoshark4070
2 жыл бұрын
grandma coney*
@why3994
2 жыл бұрын
@@austinfletchermusic He probably put Every but it auto corrected
9:11 it's the fact that the picture of coney is smiling while telling spike "no" that kills me. I believe this is actually how he looked at spike when this happened.
@matthewbartlett3442
4 ай бұрын
Unfortunate timestamp
I like how Coney titles are ridiculous but always make sense after you watch the video
Ok so right, I'm a grown ass adult, but I want to know something Coney: how much do I have to pay you to read me bedtime stories? Literally the best storyteller I've ever heard
22:04 I've experienced that acceptance when faced with the likelihood of death. Someone almost hit me head-on with more than enough speed to kill me. My first coherent thought as death approached? "Man, [my brother] is not gonna be happy that I'm about to wreck his car". I narrowly swerved out of harm's way, while the dude who nearly killed me rear-ended someone.
I have actually felt that serenity near death. Almost drowned as a kid and felt that feeling. It's a chemical or something your brain releases near death to make you feel okay before you go. Scariest fucking thing I have ever felt ever and I never wanna feel it again.
Ironically it very well MIGHT have been because Coney cheated. If they didn't have that massive fight with Madman, reconciled and went with everyone to Cook Out somebody might have been keeping an eye on the time and wouldn't have felt as obligated to stay as long as they did had it not been for the guilty conscious. If this was just a normal day then it would have just been your bog standard eat after a tourney then go home but because of the massive fight the cool off period would have almost trapped you to stay with Madman to make sure you were cool.
Coney’s such a natural entertainer and story teller, knows his audience, paces it well and keeps everyone interested. I love these story times and I’m sure he makes a great dad
Gonna need a few of these codename characters to come forth so I can thank them for making this story so gripping, regardless of who they are
@zenosama-tm3bs
2 жыл бұрын
From what ik brainy is logic, madman is stingers
@zenosama-tm3bs
2 жыл бұрын
Not sure about sleepy and some people think spike is chudat
@drewgalbraith5362
2 жыл бұрын
@@zenosama-tm3bs yeah I think he told this story of blastzone
@zenosama-tm3bs
2 жыл бұрын
@@drewgalbraith5362 oh idk about that. I just saw stingers say those names In a discord server
@justsomeweirdperson
11 ай бұрын
spike = chudat
My headcanon is that Madman spiked Sleepy's drink in order to get revenge
@dilobs
2 жыл бұрын
This is true
@nightarcher55
2 жыл бұрын
Facts
16:36 That was a really good "YOU WHAT!"
Ok I'm pretty sure all 4 of the players in the ensemble cast are mew2king
@raputha1148
2 жыл бұрын
coney playing a tournament with 4 m2ks lmao
@AwesomeMooseSmile
2 жыл бұрын
Mew2king is a multi dimensional being who can clone himself an infinite amount of times
I love how the ACNH 2 am song kicks in when Coney says it's 2 a.m. Amazing touch and that song is amazing just like every other song in the ACNH soundtrack.
10:00 This clip is GOLD
I wonder if we can figure out the players again? Edit: WE DID IT (save for Sleepy, NO clues given). Long answer: Given context clues, I'm decently sure this tournament was in 2011. Unfortunately, both MD/VA Brawl PRs pre-2012 and the Smashboards post have been LOST TO TIME. HOWEVER ... I have some suspicions. "Brainy" just might be Logic, who was second on a LOT of the PRs they had. And a hypothetical Kirby player who might get on their nerves who would have an even MU vs. CONEY? How about ChuDat? (He's also a solid candidate for Brainy, honestly.) As for North Carolina guy there are NO Brawl PRs. I got nothin'. HOWEVER, XDmon in my replies say Stingers, which I THINK I remember seeing the name of. Good job!
@xdmon1220
2 жыл бұрын
spike is chudat and brainy is logic madman is probably stingers. no idea who sleepy is.
@austinfletchermusic
2 жыл бұрын
@@xdmon1220 I was JUST EDITING MY COMMENT MAN!!!!1! Nice find on Stingers though, I didn't have him.
@xdmon1220
2 жыл бұрын
@@austinfletchermusic we can be really sure who coney means because of the character hints + rankings and it all lines up perfectly, there is no speculation
@harpot678
2 жыл бұрын
@@xdmon1220 A lock will only keep an honest man out, him efforts to hide the identities are fine for the general public to stop them from mentioning this story to them
I love Coney's slides. They take the storytelling to the next level
If you pause the video right at the beginning, it looks like Coney is about to sneeze
@GayMiku
2 жыл бұрын
True
@CCuppy29
2 жыл бұрын
That’s incredible
Shout out to all the Sleepy's out there, you are appreciated cause without you we never would have won that fat $50 that took a 3 hour drive
Coney is a master of story telling this shit is hilarious
i just realized that spike is chudat and brainy is logic.
Story time with Coney is just like a warm blanket with some hot chocolate. Rest in peace, Sleepy.
I love how the second Coney mentioned it being 2:00am, _everyone_ in chat started panicking.
Definitely watching any new Coney Storytimes frame one if any more come out. love the way these are presented
If anyone is asking btw the chill music is Mario picross wario level
@ArmedShadow11
2 жыл бұрын
i love you
If coney didnt rig the tournament, they wouldn't have had the altercation with madman, which means they wouldnt have gone to cook out together, and might not have stayed as late. Title makes sense
Its been some time, but damn these prepared pieces are so good. Hope you keep them coming
When coney tells story it’s like a dad retelling his childhood, we need more coney stories.
I love how coney integrates the music with this story... it really sets the vibe
These story time videos are my absolute favorite! They're so freakin entertaining
Mad Man has to be Stingers. I can't imagine Archer, let alone ILove getting that mad. Stingers lives around that area too so it's probably him. Could be Clowsui but I doubt it.
My favorite Coney video.
This is incredible. Just found this channel from bad things happening to good people and after I watched this you are 2/2 on the vids. Amazing
the attention to detail is so sick, even using 2AM ost from ANCH and then the pokemon crticial hp music when you almost died lmaooo
Coney storytime is goated
Dude.. you are the most under rated KZreadr you need like 500,000 more subscribers based on this story 10/10!
God I missed this series glad is finally back
"I have nothing to do with this anymore" >Is the only reason anything is even happening 😐
Coney is absolutely an amazing story teller lmfao I love the pictures too
This story time type of video is by far the best. Please do more
I saw this for the first time on stream, his delivery is so great
Now that's a thumbnail. I really love these story videos
Please make more of these they're so good.
One of my favorite parts of these videos is watching chat go off behind Coney
Always revisit these videos. I love Coney storytime so much
Thats exactly how I felt when my heart stopped like 10 years back. Like "whelp, this is it, I'm glad I got this much" and then life was amazing and colors were brighter and all that shit...for like 2 weeks. Then everything went back to normal but it was still a good experience.
the moment i saw olimar rob i knew LMAO
Love the stories man, probably my favourite series besides react wars
The moment he said “lets CHEAT” I INSTANTLY smashed that like button 👍
I love these stories please keep them coming
15:11 I fucking DIED at the "huh?....what?" as Coney tries to find the Image Flip button for Madman LOL
your storytelling is insane lmfao this is peak content, not just smash content but PEAK content
It’s so funny hearing this especially being from the place in NC cookout originated from, you love to see it
0:26 "Man goes to Smash tournament, almost DOESN'T live to regret it"
17:10 Damn Brainy okay go off bro
I LOVE STORY TIME WITH CONEY! I NEED MORE OF THIS TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
Confessing mid tournament is wild
7 months later and this is still my favorite video
Coney would be a great grandpa, telling us all these stories
The fact that it's even possible to just straight up fabricate results at competitions/tournaments with money on the line is pretty funny. I suppose if you made a habit of it you'd get caught and eventually banned, but I'm sure it happens all the time if Coney and pals were able to do it so easily in this story.
I FUCKING died when Coney starts screaming HAAAAALP after Sleepy fell asleep
Incredible stroytime again thank you coney
I'm glad this video is finally out. I arrived like 10 minutes late to the stream, so I only got to see how Coney almost died
@commanderdemonno9819
Жыл бұрын
what was the stream called?
That is the perfect way to describe the feeling that happens when you fishtail
been loving your content
Can’t believe Coney was in Initial D
Love Coney’s heavily exaggerated stories. Always a fun watch
CONEY STORY CONEY STORY
I spun out on the highway a couple months ago and I literally experienced the feeling Coney was talking about. Just the acceptance of like “whelp, this is it I guess”.
This shit’s so good man. Super well done :)
10:02 music change at the perfect timing oh my god. And it fitted perfectly with this part of the story
Going to NC and not getting cook out is a crime. Remember you're legally obligated to get a tray and a shake
Coney almost dying is my favourite storytime
The delivery was beautiful coney
18:24 Here you notice someone saying “Corruption wins”.
Love coney story time videos
This was more entertaining than most movies in the last 10 years
10/10 storytelling, 11/10 editing skills
Coney's my second favorite story teller on youtube, just behind Olan Rogers.
I feel like there was a lesson learned within this bracket scandal and the following events of this story
Storytime with Coney :D
Coney did so much for the editor by doing the visuals lol
Coney needs to do more story time 👌
Coney is the best story time youtuber.
Coney: "Fellas" Chat: "FELLAS"
Coney is becoming one of my favorite KZreadrs
Idk why I got so emotional at the ending lmao
late and unrelated but the use of mario super picross music in the intro is 👌
@Masaru_kun
Жыл бұрын
thank you i was wondering what this was they didnt credit it XD
spike was just really hungry that day
Love the stories
Finally I feel so deprived of stories
25 minutes of pure magic
And here I was thinking something cool would happen, like a player pulling out a gun and kidnapping coney for rigging the tournament...
More storytime with coney pls
Thank you for the storytime Coney. Hope to see more of this