"Would amputating increase my survival offs?" "No, not really" "Well then WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT"

@R4inb0WGUTZ_d0tz1p

2 жыл бұрын

603 likes no coments Welp now 604 likes and one comment

@adriahogue7578

Жыл бұрын

@@R4inb0WGUTZ_d0tz1p ikr why

@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334

Жыл бұрын

666 likes 😈

@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334

2 ай бұрын

dang only 1 xtra like in a year

@Mango_puree

2 ай бұрын

​@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 NO!

"You guys still have 206 bones? And you're not embarrassed?" - Technoblade, the guy who makes fun of his cancer while telling the story of how his doctors almost chopped his arm off

@Sophie-rn2rd

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath why did you click on the video if you don't like techno?

@penguinlord6098

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath imagine needin attention

@phantochu3456

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sophie-rn2rd Attention

@technoisthegoat223

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath Imagine being jealous enough to try and justify making fun of an illness like that. Techno deserves every subscriber he has because of his humor, his personality, and his strength. The fact that you even posted this shows how desperate you are for attention, and how sick of an individual you are.

@kibbleknight2156

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath DEAD FATHER MOMENT

On Reddit his father said that the surgeon advised him against the amputation so he could have a better life in the 6-12 months he had left

@ME0WMERE

22 күн бұрын

where is the post?

"I now have 99.9% less cancer than I used to" That made feel hopeful at the time, Sad that the 0.1% left is what took him down Rest easy, King

@Vintrixify

11 ай бұрын

😭

@duckwithhumanarms5200

10 ай бұрын

Sadly He probably just tried to make us less worried, stage 4 cancer is almost impossible to get rid of

@TheGorillaMunchEnthusists

10 ай бұрын

Screw cancer it’s got no purpose

@ilect1690

10 ай бұрын

@@duckwithhumanarms5200 nobody knew it was stage 4 at the time the video was released, people who are smart tho realized that it wasn't good that it was only 99.9% because that ment that the cancer had metastasized, as a comparison stage 3 cancer has a survival rate of 71% among 22 year olds but stage 4 is just 28%

@GeezSus

9 ай бұрын

@@ilect1690 No, Technoblade's father later said that they knew he had stage 4 cancer as soon as it was diagnosed and the chances of his survival were lesser than 16%, he just made it sound like it was stage 1 or 2 so that we don't worry about him. The reason he survived so long was because he had really great doctors and they tried their best to get rid of the cancer as much as they could

"Dude, wake up. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SLEEPING PILLS" I can'tttt- this man is peak comedy

@sining0

2 жыл бұрын

lolol ain’t he alr sleeping

@cringecenter4733

2 жыл бұрын

Not really but yea kinda funny

@lordtoomas

2 жыл бұрын

@@sining0 that's the joke

stay safe legend techno...

@MoBallin

2 жыл бұрын

Technoblade with 1 Arm would be the Best Handicap against Dream cause hes Bad *Trollge*

@llouchma1936

2 жыл бұрын

Sheesh 8 minutes ago 271 likes and a checkmark imma leave this comment before this blows up

@luciofloresv7207

2 жыл бұрын

The blade will never die!!!

@gughghfyfyfhhghrtdyg

2 жыл бұрын

I felt like I saw ur channel before and then I realised TOFFUS TROLLED YOUR STREAM BEFORE LIKE ABOUT A MONTH AGO BEFORE

@SugarCubeZ

2 жыл бұрын

the true legend

"Having two arms is convenient, I'd like to continue this trend." I really do enjoy his humor.

@mrsharpie1410

11 ай бұрын

Ikr

@pluto_09924

10 ай бұрын

He's not here with us anymore..

@TheCasualCartoons

10 ай бұрын

Yeah it hurt

@Buddeebuzz

4 ай бұрын

He was saying that quote as soon as I was reading this comment.

@Mango_puree

2 ай бұрын

​@@pluto_09924 You think we don't know?

This shit is kinda haunting rewatching it cuz I wasn't even scared after watching this originally but now it's just insane how he could have kept so positive.

@hearts4dazaiii

5 ай бұрын

It's crazy how when this was uploaded we were all thinking it'll be fine. Rest in peace king ❤

@its_a_prank_bro

2 ай бұрын

Why he did not get his arm removed ?

@mylosenwesky8248

2 ай бұрын

​@@its_a_prank_bro im pretty sure that by the time that was an option the cancer had spread past his arm

@its_a_prank_bro

2 ай бұрын

@@mylosenwesky8248 sad

@Alucard-gt1zf

21 күн бұрын

​@@its_a_prank_brostage 4 cancer basically means it has already started to spread past the original body part, cancer gets carried around in the blood stream and attaches itself into other parts of the body, you basically get multiple cancers all in one go, thats why it's so fatal

[Insert person]: "did you got the cancer removed?" Techno: "Yes" [Insert Person]: "What did it cost?" Techno: *"My Quadriceps and a Bone"*

@sofia2561

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 what

@thebeechild1323

2 жыл бұрын

@@sofia2561 they are a troll

@wolf-fang

2 жыл бұрын

@@sofia2561 its a troll bot

@CowMaam

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 that's very uncool

@sofia2561

2 жыл бұрын

@@wolf-fang oh

Techno: “I actually have to edit this video with one arm, Which is a bit of a spoiler for the rest of the video” Title:

@Bruhuhuhuhhhh

2 жыл бұрын

Staring at the camera for 1 mintue and 30 seconds

@hopelss_1813

2 жыл бұрын

But remember he couldn’t move his right arm

@ColeSlayz

2 жыл бұрын

IM THE BEST FORTNITE PLAYER OF ALL TIME 💯💯💯🐐💪 FWM

@boneheadedfellow13

2 жыл бұрын

@@ColeSlayz no

It’s sad to know that this entire video he was telling us he was doing ok but the truth was he knew probably from the very beginning he was going to pass on. I also can’t believe how strong he was to sit there and laugh about it, the man literally joked about his own death. A year and a bit on he is still a legend and will always be the king of Minecraft. And no matter what happens…technoblade….never….dies!

@NviusProducer

6 ай бұрын

If you've watched Tommy read his will on the smp, he makes jokes from beyond the grave through the game he loved so much. Technoblade was truly irreplaceable and left a dent in the world. I remember the day it happened most of my school was quiet, upset, and shocked. He will be missed

@SHADOWBLADE8182

6 ай бұрын

@@NviusProducer ide just got back 2 days before from a 3 moth military ex in Canada. It was my first day back in work. Woke up 2 hrs after it was posted

As I rewatch I start to realize just how screwed he was since the beginning. Things were not getting better, he was just treating them so lightly with us that we thought they were.

@smiletwt

8 ай бұрын

yeah, looking back on the videos now he never said he was gonna be okay. and he straight up said removing his arm would not increase his survivability, but no one caught what that meant

@Somebodysmart1

3 ай бұрын

He wanted his fans to not be stressed with his burden

absolutely crazy how the doctors were like "we're going to have to amputate your arm" and he just thought "hmm how could i traumatise all my subscribers" glad to see you're doing well techno :,]

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

:)

@snakycarnival9119

2 жыл бұрын

*traumatize

Techno’s doctor is the type of person to look at an arm and ask: “Is anyone gonna amputate that?” And almost not wait for an answer

@jayde8797

2 жыл бұрын

aapie Flora is the type of person to look at a technoblade video and ask: “Is anyone gonna tell a funny joke about this?” And not wait for an answer

@LuigisLegend

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City you didnt watch the vidio or?

@krejzitime

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuigisLegend I rhink the other guy was joking aswell

@LuigisLegend

2 жыл бұрын

@@krejzitime i dont think so.he spams that exact same massage under allot of comments

@dabbasthegreat

2 жыл бұрын

wilbursoot uses COPYRIGHT DMCA!!

Hearing it now, it was definitely too late for techno. He sounds so normal and positive like he usually does, making jokes every once in a while. I didn’t understand it before, but since Techno’s doctor said it would make no difference whether he amputated the arm or not means that the cancer had already spread past the arm… I could’ve never prepared myself for what had happened to Techno.

@Joxxybeenspinnjn

9 ай бұрын

honestly when watching I thought he was gonna be fine and get healthy but watching it back it was 100% too late, rip technoblade

@EliteChoice77

8 ай бұрын

This information makes it hurt more. I miss him so much.

@Minecraft_rt

6 ай бұрын

Damn, I didn’t even realize that. I guess that would mean that it was already too late

@AwesomeZebrasGaming500

6 ай бұрын

If he do chemo he would s be with us

@fourtyfir

6 ай бұрын

he did do chemo

The fact that he knew he was going to die and just accepted it and continued to act so positively and act like it’s nothing really shows what kind of a person technoblade is. Rest In Peace.

The fact this man was able to make jokes over his right arm nearly being removed is astonishing to see.

@ppphhhoooeee

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@happysongs4kyrone

2 жыл бұрын

so class we're going to compare your main hand and your secondary hand and see which one is faster

@aflvproductions7854

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a fun way to cope

As a one-armed person, the "If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands" song kills me. I wouldn't clap my hands and other people would ask me why I wasn't happy. Anyways, glad Techno didn't lose his hand!

@shahidkarim9910

2 жыл бұрын

Just hit yo thighs innit?

@Nik-6675

2 жыл бұрын

*arm

@flouri1877

2 жыл бұрын

So are you happy I can't recognize

@fossil4906

2 жыл бұрын

@@shahidkarim9910 this is what my friend decided to do, sadly we havnt met in person yet but we talk all the time and we talked about this 😂 makes jokes on it all the time

@Broham-ju5td

2 жыл бұрын

How long did it take to type that comment

I thought he was getting better, rewatching this almost after a year, feels terrible to remember myself getting my hopes up and now…

@ideosama

10 ай бұрын

I feel the same I didn’t care anymore thinking he would survive and then it happened it was terrible I almost cry

@urfavfilipinaa

10 ай бұрын

ong. i swear i remember him saying his cancer was almost gone and he was getting better. next thing you know we get hit with the news

@leafistrying

6 ай бұрын

i know, at that point i didn’t really watch minecraft videos anymore, so i just thought “oh good he’s doing fine, the cancers basically gone” it’s so sad to think about

@owendrake2748

Ай бұрын

techno wanted you to be happier that is why he kept this attitude because he loved us and wanted us to smile though the pain just like how he smiled till the very end. God rest his soul I hope if there is a heaven and hell im going down but i just want to give him one hug in heaven which will be worth the entirety of torture

I don’t know who will read this but I have to get this off my chest. My mom was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and just seeing Techno be so nonchalant about it just gives me a spec of hope for my mom. Thank you Techno’s family for being so strong. Technoblade never dies.

@legoismymusic6467

2 ай бұрын

Praying for you, best of wishes to your mother.

@SpyJamesTX

2 ай бұрын

I’m I’m praying my Fortnite name is Spyjamestx if you need to talk

@SpyJamesTX

2 ай бұрын

I’m praying

@Night12344

2 ай бұрын

Call bless your mother. I hope she gets well.❤

@JamalJackson-ck1pk

Ай бұрын

She dead probably ngl home boy☠️

time for techno’s left arm training arc, he’s gonna be moving his hand so fast between the mouse and keyboard it’ll look like he has two working hands

@gustavogugel4818

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@starshooter7128

2 жыл бұрын

he'll curl an alpha male silverback gorilla with just one arm i'm telling you.

@bobjohn8438

2 жыл бұрын

he'll be working like he's an octopus

@SugarCubeZ

2 жыл бұрын

he's gonna be an absolute menace to society

@bumblaur

2 жыл бұрын

i say we bring back the wheel

Doc: "We might have to amputate your arm." Techno: "Lemme take a moment." *Furiously writes down jokes about being an amputee*

@vashw3779

2 жыл бұрын

I can imagine a 2 page Word document filled with jokes containing several grammatical errors

@friedtoaster4059

2 жыл бұрын

Doc: “this pig agroing”

@kentangyangbahagia991

2 жыл бұрын

try looking at the description

@Nightshadepoison18

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@Mr.-Spings

2 жыл бұрын

lol

The joy in his voice. At this point they were telling him he wasn't going to survive. He knew it, I feel so bad that he didn't tell us.

The thing that hurts me the most is the fact he said he was fine. He said it was all going to be okay. He knew it wasn’t going to get better. He lied to us to protect us. And that was probably one of the best gifts he could have given us. He gave us hope. Was it false? Yeah, sure it was. But it was stil hope, and for that I’m grateful. It shows how much this man cared for his fan base. He was one of the best content creators that has ever walked the earth. So long, technoblade. We may be nerds. But we are loyal nerds. And we will never forget you. ❤️

Techno, after having his body practically taken apart bit by bit: "God felt the need to nerf me and honestly, I don't blame him for trying."

@SilicosisNotBeta

2 жыл бұрын

they removed his arm and yet he won

@greenfox18z40

2 жыл бұрын

And it didn't even work,techno's just bUILT DIF-

@ForzaMonkey

2 жыл бұрын

@@SilicosisNotBeta not fully, just the tumor I think, and they took out part of his quadricep and put it there.

@TKDMwastaken

2 жыл бұрын

We all know that that cancer was odered by all other minecraft youtubers just to nerf techno. Just like Accelerator in To Aru. (anime refrence)

@ImperialMilk

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO XD

“Having two arms is convenient I’d like to continue this trend.” Technoblade 2021 Edit: :0 my comment got over 50 likes? I’m shocked!

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

2021

@blu.b3ll

2 жыл бұрын

✨

@FrozenArtist

2 жыл бұрын

@lol I feel like that's a joke hmmm

@elskyhdp525

2 жыл бұрын

Ignore the bot, is better to ignore it than give them attention

@sevencats4964

2 жыл бұрын

@@elskyhdp525 and report it

the only man who truly laughs in the face of death. rest in peace, Technoblade

They always said "when pigs fly" but he flew higher then we ever did. Fly high, rest in peace

Only Technoblade would laugh maniacally at the line "I was gonna traumatize millions".

@probablyjes

2 жыл бұрын

Lowkey mood though

@suryanshgupta7037

2 жыл бұрын

Lol thats what makes him technoblade

@xxluna-rosexx8112

2 жыл бұрын

Not only technoblade laughed at that sorry but it's true

@xxluna-rosexx8112

2 жыл бұрын

I know I'm an awful person

@Anonymous-gq3tc

2 жыл бұрын

@@suryanshgupta7037 Agreed

“having two arms is pretty convenient, i’d like to continue this trend” - Techno, 2021

@korbin3199

2 жыл бұрын

@best youtuber no

@Solarvexie9223

2 жыл бұрын

@best youtuber Nice freakin lie

@gaminggod6576

2 жыл бұрын

@best youtuber No one deserves an illness like this. I send my prayers out to techno that he makes a fast and safe recovery.

@TheEmeraldSword04

2 жыл бұрын

@best youtuber WOAH!

@addaigio

2 жыл бұрын

@best youtuber thats a disgusting thing to say. hope your week is awful.

Looking back on what was actually going on, Techno _must_ have known how screwed he was. He was only making seem so lighthearted to make us feel better. Even in the final stage of his life, he didn't want us to worry.

Coming back almost a year after his passing, every video just hits so different now and every moment is worth so much , we take the things we have for granted until they are gone, it felt so strange to laugh at this video again yet ina good way it reminded me of all the joy Techo brought while he was with us, Rest In Peace Technoblade King Of Minecraft

@Nik-6675

Жыл бұрын

Damn it's been that long.

@AlexTheAxolotl

9 ай бұрын

I remember being at my grandmaws working out and It said that he uploaded, it was so long nerds... I started fuckin cryin and my grandmother that didn't even know who he was even fealt bad, I cryed my self to sleep, and it was the day that I figured out We have the same name to...

@OOO-yn2ko

7 ай бұрын

very well said we take things for granted and unfortunately never stop

@douglasssquared

Ай бұрын

😢

“Doc, doc, did you get the cancer?” “You have cancer? Wow, that’s crazy, you should see a doctor about that” I’m DYING, Techno’s sense of humour is fantastic

@faded_joshua2995

2 жыл бұрын

I’m at that part right now, currently dying👍

@dailylola2272

2 жыл бұрын

3:37

@lupusx3225

2 жыл бұрын

Right my man is on another level of humor

@wyamith4539

Жыл бұрын

@@faded_joshua2995 im so sorry to hear that , hope ur doing better

@faded_joshua2995

Жыл бұрын

@@wyamith4539 doing great, for sure, for sure

Can’t wait for him to say “Cancer couldn’t beat me, YOU really think YOU can?”

@Scythical

2 жыл бұрын

"I would have said youre cancer but even cancer was able to hurt me"

@dudemusicofficial

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so excited about that XD

@coffeencookie1511

2 жыл бұрын

YEAAAHH

@heatherreadsreddit8579

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss!

@romanflash3752

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scythical wait what (•_•)

Watching this made me cry rest in peace.

"The elbow reveal was not meant to be", omfg I am about to start crying. I heard of techno and watched maybe 5 vids then I went back to my closed ring of tuber. Since his death I have been barely watching my ring and watching ANYTHING that might be interesting becasue you never know what you will find. But I am glad that the elbow reveal DID happen, even after his passing. Technoblade never dies.

Techno: almost gets his arm amputated Also techno: thinking about the jokes he'll tell about it

@Bro1212_

2 жыл бұрын

Almost?? He got like 1/4 of of his arm removed, at least now when techno wins a tournament he can brag he won with less than 2 arms

@littleredruri

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bro1212_ and then his fans will be mad at him if he loses like "broooo you didn't win that 1v10 with 1 arm? Clapppeed"

@Bro1212_

2 жыл бұрын

@@littleredruri I mean yea, who wouldn’t win against some of the best Mc players with one arm. If techno loses he’s bald, or more bald then he is now.

@jverse4054

2 жыл бұрын

thanks narrator

@someotherworldlybeing3167

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bro1212_ idk why but that last part of the joke was the funniest dark humor

This man was this close to losing an arm and still wished everyone a merry christmas. He truly is an incredibly strong person

@habibimode2532

2 жыл бұрын

So?

@doggydrool1479

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) no.

@z_.5557

2 жыл бұрын

@@CryptoMark0 K ¥ $

@kizombooooo8457

2 жыл бұрын

What how hard is it to say merry Christmas

@thunderjawgaming

2 жыл бұрын

I love when ppl don't even try putting effort in the comments

If only you became an amputee, we miss you

Watching this video now hits like a 18 wheeler Truck. Rest well Techno you've gotta defeat the big guy and Conquer the heaven. Miss you Technoblade 👑🐷❤

@animalmango6499

8 ай бұрын

Idk. I know his death is sad but I'm letting myself laugh at these halarius jokes.

@ayushmaanpal6047

15 күн бұрын

Cancer 😢😢😢😢😢

"Technoblade never dies." we said. Life is testing this man out of spite. edit: I support techno, this wasn't a mean spirited comment. Leave Mello alone.

@mello9586

2 жыл бұрын

Techno has already mentioned that he isn't comfortable with people using this phrase in context with his health.Please stop.

@randomico7632

2 жыл бұрын

@@mello9586 when?

@cryokinesismc

2 жыл бұрын

@@mello9586 when?

@rashidahhussain9930

2 жыл бұрын

@@mello9586 when

@temmieisakward2830

2 жыл бұрын

@@mello9586 when

"Techno, you might lose your arm." "So like any normal person I thought, how can I use this information to traumatize my viewers?"

@darcys842

2 жыл бұрын

"10 million sub right elbow reveal"

@stingerjohnny9951

2 жыл бұрын

@@darcys842 20 million sub severed arm reveal.

@Mr.Frog24

2 жыл бұрын

@@darcys842 10 mil subscribers arm nub reveal

He was so brave. Love you forever Techno.

He fought to the end. He might not have won, but he built an amazing community along the way. Rest easy techno.

Community: I don’t know if I should joke about this, this is serious stuff Technoblade: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!

@shravan1005

2 жыл бұрын

...

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

"followed by awkward silence"

@ViloTube

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath another fatherless child

@sovietunion4875

2 жыл бұрын

@Foodistzen hater.exe

@Sunny-in4xt

2 жыл бұрын

@Foodistzen Shut you are just gealous

Can’t wait for techno to say, "Cancer couldn't beat me, and you think YOU can?”

@ok-pv7fw

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@anonymousanonymous9587

2 жыл бұрын

CANCER lowered my maximum health like one heart, DREAM could get me to half a heart at most, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THEM?!

@alucard6992

2 жыл бұрын

AIDS has entered the chat XD

@he1l0.63

2 жыл бұрын

*Doctors has left the chat.*

@windy94

2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait too •💧 ᴗ 💧•

What a true man. He’s humor, his optimism, he maintains every bit of them even facing death door. I don’t even know this guy before, I’m only here for the morbid curiosity. Now I’m left ashamed of myself and amazed by this man. I thought I’m so jaded that nothing can engage my soul anymore but listening to him truly inspires me. If there is afterlife, when the day come I will go find your spirit there and tell you how awesome you are.

Rewatching these really makes me think what could’ve been. He felt pain but waited a few days before seeking medical attention His major arm surgery was delayed by 10 days. Then TWO weeks because the plastic surgeons were “busy.” Time matters in these scenarios

@smiletwt

11 күн бұрын

no, the surgery was completely successful. his arm did not kill him, his lungs absolutely filled with tumors did

“Wake up, you’ve got to take your sleeping pills” made me smile and laugh so unexpectedly; keep on fighting Techno.

@alexandthephoenix9154

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@alexandthephoenix9154

2 жыл бұрын

@SC (Best KZreadr, cry harder bitches) Stop being rude

@Koose104

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandthephoenix9154 don’t bother with him. He has no one in his life that loves him.

@ZombinhoGames

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandthephoenix9154 its a bot doe

@alexandthephoenix9154

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZombinhoGames Oh

Techno's family during December: "oh my god i hope he is doing okay" Techno during December: "😒i could be earning SO much money right now"

@Emily._2237

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@masonstafford4968

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) u r a sick person

@GWGamerwolf

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) nope, you dont deserve Views

@frannlie21.

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) if your content is sooo good why you don’t have 9m subscribers?

@Sailenced.

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) ur sick

He took it so lightly, he shouldn't have gone away Rest well Technoblade because YOU HAVE TO CONQUER THE HEAVEN o7

6 months. I'm crying. Again. He didn't want for us to worry about him, and he did it right. We haven't worried about him. It's so surreal.

Techno's eternal optimism is inspiring. THE MAN IS LAUGHING ABOUT ALMOST LOSING HIS ARM! Techno truly is the main character of life

@ct-117

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound Nation 🅥 when God sends you to hell, he will not hesitate

@flarxe_the_rmfg

2 жыл бұрын

what the hell are these replies

@Smokey_Mokey

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 Technoblade is better than you will ever be.

@wailfulalt5988

2 жыл бұрын

Bots.

@watdisting

2 жыл бұрын

@@ct-117 so true

Only techno would immediately think of jokes after hearing he had to remove an arm

@marychidesterr

2 жыл бұрын

He would make jokes so other people feel uncomfortable and don’t know whether to laugh or not lol

@Thatpersonunderyourbed

2 жыл бұрын

It do the same thing 😎

@randompersonyoudontknow6005

2 жыл бұрын

True

@sploofmcsterra4786

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes weren't the first thing he thought of honey.

@bergine8834

2 жыл бұрын

@@sploofmcsterra4786 shouldve thought this comment was a joke when you first saw it

he was the one going through everything and yet he still hoped it wasn't too heavy for US, that is some dedication to his fans mental wellbeing. Rest easy king! (also his alternate plan for the amputation is hilariously morbid)

its so crazy he had me convinced he was gonna get better because he was so nonchalant about it technoblade never dies

"I almost lost my arm, anyway buy my merch!" Lol Its great how Techno can still be happy and funny while he is going through this situation. Get better soon.

@thnx

2 жыл бұрын

ho ho ho

@flytude

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@riripeaches

2 жыл бұрын

@UC_gyXAw0EAha1FElBJcFU6A what?

@raffihakim278

Жыл бұрын

He.... Did not get better. Fate chose otherwise.

@Indie_Live

Жыл бұрын

@@raffihakim278 I know. He still promoted his merch though 🥲

Pretty sure if Techno DID lose an arm he'd still beat Minecraft with his left arm using a TV remote.

@Fleshi_Guy615

2 жыл бұрын

That does seem like something he would do

@oblivionox2

2 жыл бұрын

On hard-core while doing a manhunt

@Nuclearburrit0

2 жыл бұрын

@Oblivionox idk that doesn't sound hard enough for him

@thebardprince4524

2 жыл бұрын

Screw the TV remote, he'd try and use the steering wheel again!

@zero_gaminghcr2146

2 жыл бұрын

WII. REMOTE.

“If ur watching this I am dead”hit too hard 😢

Techno is just laughing at the face of cancer, you have to admire his confidence

@thaliacrafts407

2 жыл бұрын

As "Casual Geographic" would say, the man has pure honey badger energy.

@mrpropvper2206

2 жыл бұрын

he is a true chad

@PKZ21

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully when hes offline hes still staying positive

@BAYKON8R

2 жыл бұрын

TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!!!!

@_justcrow

2 жыл бұрын

@@thaliacrafts407 omg yes I love Casual Geographic

“10 million subscriber elbow reveal” I’m actually crying with laughter, Techno’s immediate thought were “how can I traumatised my viewers” and “how can I monetise my arm being amputated”, and I’m ugly laugh-crying. I’m really glad you’re okay and recovering nicely, but I absolutely adore how dramatic and hilarious you are and I’m really glad you haven’t lost your sense of humour

@enzopontes4460

2 жыл бұрын

@@MagikMako ?

A year and 2 months after hes gone, he still manages to make me smile and laugh in a video about literal cancer. You were a blessing to this world techno.

You seemed so healthy for so long. This video just reinforced that but, all legends must pass. But remember, as long as you don’t forget him, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

@filterflo_74

5 ай бұрын

sorry but wdym by saying "you"

@skyyt8726

Ай бұрын

@@filterflo_74 first you seems to refer to techno; second you refers to readers of comment

@filterflo_74

Ай бұрын

yeah..@@skyyt8726

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES." Was so true in this case.

@theairisamagician830

2 жыл бұрын

googoogaga

@Bruhuhuhuhhhh

2 жыл бұрын

Staring at the camera for 1 mintue and 30 seconds

@joshuabeck7838

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bruhuhuhuhhhh go somewhere else

@theairisamagician830

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bruhuhuhuhhhh no

@ElijahBridenstine

2 жыл бұрын

idk about that

This man is a legend, He doesn’t even take this seriously, when he’s probably gonna remove a limb. My respect for techno is out of this universe and beyond

@-.-.-.-___-.-.-.-

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) TRUE

@rerg6923

2 жыл бұрын

nono he probably takes it seriously, he's just making the best out of a bad situation. a skill not many people have!

@BlazeTrickShotsOg

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) … How the fu-

@phantomooof9860

2 жыл бұрын

Respect

@noobishmongo8280

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) Emotion and humility exis-

His parents are weeping while techno’s still making one arm jokes

Sad to look back at these comments and see “hope you get better soon!” Or “wish you a fast recovery” ….

Technoblade: So my arm almost got amputated Everybody: Oh my gosh that’s horrible Technoblade: Lol it’s hilarious

@mr_pigman1013

2 жыл бұрын

Lol haha if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

@Goofyahmc

2 жыл бұрын

The person below me big smart

@ihavepermissiontospamracia7794

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair if he did lose his arm and still a God at minecraft it would be the most legendary roast his got

@James-de7ge

2 жыл бұрын

the fact that he can make the worst of situations seem so light-hearted is one of the best qualities of him

@Wulk

2 жыл бұрын

TechnoARM

"I was gonna title it 10 mil elbow reveal, I was gonna traumatize millions" This is why I love this man

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

Techno blade is a great human being

@howllitz

2 жыл бұрын

200 likes in 6 minutes? Damn bro

The fact that he was able to keep his sense of humor and make legitimately HILARIOUS jokes about something that must have been so utterly terrifying is one of the most honorable and special things I've ever seen. A true inspiration of a human being... Technoblade never dies.

We will always miss the pig king technoblade

"Technoblade's the only one that can save us from the Dream Team" “Bro I ain’t even gonna have 2 arms” Then, it is a fair fight.

@carlt5917

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO IM DYING

@muffinmaster1835

2 жыл бұрын

He can beat them with 1 arm, and the other one isn't even tied behind his back!

@jadesv2

2 жыл бұрын

@@muffinmaster1835 …one arm? Ngl i think he could beat them, they just have an advantage

@nateb21

2 жыл бұрын

Nah techno could win with his nose, all he needs

@zazubz

2 жыл бұрын

WEEEEZEEEEE

I just love that Techno's plan if he got his arm off was to just screw with everyone. Truely someone to aspire to be like.

@wickeli

2 жыл бұрын

“Ok guys here’s the elbo-… oh yea forgot they removed it because of the cancer.” Video ends*

@ginoforest9465

2 жыл бұрын

imagine he still owns minecraft players with one arm... BACK TO THE STEERING WHEEL BOIIIS

@OmraRage

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@silverb7924

2 жыл бұрын

“Hey guys we just hit 10 mil, you know what that means...” **camera pans to severed arm**

@aditya15578

2 жыл бұрын

Ik he sounds funny there but I wouldve genuinely cried if that wouldve happened

Rest in peace Alex🥹🕊️

Bro really did make cancer 1000% funnier, rest in peace Techno...

Bro techno takes the phrase “look at the positives” to another level. He found every positive possible to having *cancer* it’s either techno has the mental of a soldier or his story telling is really really good. Long live techno,he never dies.

@SK1TZLESX

2 жыл бұрын

He really did, and yes, technoblade never dies

@thetrollerstroller1609

2 жыл бұрын

he did fight the great potato war so the mentality part is definitely true

@Fritz_Haarmann

2 жыл бұрын

Techno gonna get older than the queen

@wildjail5039

2 жыл бұрын

Or he is a lich, they didn't use a 45.acp

@orthodox7738

2 жыл бұрын

I think veing negative about it wouldn't get him anywhere. So I mean it's not realy positive mindset but its more like a mature mindset. It's just like it is. People daily have horrible struggles a now he is one of the people that have these struggles, so there's no other choice than endure it and not cry about it. Overall it's just rare seeing someone who actually understands that problem xdd That's why we love Techno... He never is pretentious

I love that even when he could possibly get his arm removed, Techno still jokes around.

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@futhd9024

2 жыл бұрын

Wait so that means he only has one arm

@mecor9191

2 жыл бұрын

@@futhd9024 Nope, thankfully they did an operation that removed most of the tumor without amputating his arm.

@futhd9024

2 жыл бұрын

@@mecor9191 oh ok thx for explaining

that 0.01%, man why did they gave him this fate 😭

@Pomeranc470

Ай бұрын

You aren't very good at maths, ar you?

@Dazaigawd

Ай бұрын

@@Pomeranc470 0.01% of cancer means that the cancer started to spread elsewhere (aka metastasized)

The Healthcare system failed this man 😓 Rest in peace you absolute legend

The way he managed to make jokes about how he could have lost his arm shows how positive he always is

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@StealthKey

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) ratio

@kalebpedigo6192

2 жыл бұрын

Mornin kanye

@commandercreamy8424

2 жыл бұрын

what

@randomtraveler4149

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) You're absolutely awful.

Doctor: "we may have to amputate your arm" Techno: *imagines all the one arm related jokes he could make*

@yogeshsaluja7008

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) bot

@itzzsfx

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City (best and based) what content? You don't have any uploads.

@Alice1apple

2 жыл бұрын

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands …

@Captain_Patsoflas

2 жыл бұрын

Techno wakes up and hears the doctor saying that they amputated the wrong arm.

@usernamenotrecognised

2 жыл бұрын

That's the way to do it

What really bums me is the fact that no more than 4 months after this video was made, Techno passed. What a damn legend. Techno blade never dies.

"See you all next time" hits so hard when i heard that and all the good news it thought he had it in the bag like not dying to cancer but next thing we know yee so long techno thank you for everything that u have done and fly high king

Techno is literally laughing about his arm getting amputated, never did I see someone be so happy about such things, respect

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

Yee

@Official.history

2 жыл бұрын

His arm isn’t amuputated

@highcat835

2 жыл бұрын

i would too

@blu.b3ll

2 жыл бұрын

yuh

@urmom-vu6gb

2 жыл бұрын

@lol you think your funny?

my heart started racing the second he said "amputation" while he's just laughing and making jokes about it, techno is so cool

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

Yee

@whiskeredwolf4861

2 жыл бұрын

He’s the coolest.

@alexandthephoenix9154

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Homeless_One

2 жыл бұрын

Same I was so scared

@loveetrella

2 жыл бұрын

omg same

its crazy how if his arm got amputated he would probably still be alive

@kirramcdowell

8 ай бұрын

Not necessarily and you never know with cancer. In my mom's case, they removed part of her colon, it came back, they removed the rest of it, it came back and she died. Unfortunately, cancer is very unpredictable and aggressive.

@0kql56

8 ай бұрын

Nope

@user-gh1ew1sv4w

8 ай бұрын

i mean if 4:25 the doctor said it would not increase his survivability thats a sign that it has spread all of over the body and he had stage 4 cancer also

@smiletwt

8 ай бұрын

no, it was in his lungs. his arm was never the issue

Rest in peace techno

Now when techno says "I'm just built different" he means it literally

@the_fungus_

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 you are biased, not based.

@HybridAngel

2 жыл бұрын

Bots really went from “technoblade is faking his cancer” to “he deserves it cause my content is better”

@HybridAngel

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound Nation 🅥 you don’t have content

@HybridAngel

2 жыл бұрын

@UCTEs0YfW_Ulj42iEDYzjrRQ and neither do you

@l0vegap

2 жыл бұрын

No he needs to remake the meme (when he gets better) with his arm and like just be like IM BUILT DIFFERENT I HAVE 205 BONES IN MY BODY

"WAKE UP, you've got to take your SLEEPING PILLS!" The amount of sheer irony in that sentence. I wish you feel better soon, being in a wheelchair sucks (from experience), steps and badly constructed ramps are mortal enemies.

@coreyklaustermeier5692

2 жыл бұрын

I know this is a sensitive topic but that was hilarious. Props to Techno for being able to make jokes and laugh despite the severity of the situation.

man, it still hits me how i can walk away from this video feeling goddamn inspired, hopeful for a man who is already gone. i mean really, how many people have this much charisma in absolutely any situation including the extremely scary ones? holy hell, what a completely overpowered perspective and attitude about life this guy had.

RIP Technoblade Technoblade never dies, right😭😭

I can imagine how disappointed techno must have felt when he found out he couldn't traumatize millions of people with his arm reveal

@alexandthephoenix9154

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@jaywhite6413

2 жыл бұрын

Listen.. . it's a good joke. .. it's a great joke even,, ,, ,

@beatrizf.beckhauser252

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaywhite6413 but I need you to stop anyways ಥ‿ಥ

@Homeless_One

2 жыл бұрын

It's a joke right techno is joking.... right.......right

@coolguyaaron1775

2 жыл бұрын

@@Homeless_One soz man.

“Wake up, you need to take your sleeping pills” best quote I’ve ever heard

@V4shStampede

2 жыл бұрын

7:00

@pastelastrx

2 жыл бұрын

HE SAID THAT AS I READ THIS COMMENT XD

that goddamn 0.1% cancer

I wonder if he went amputee he would still be here, but Ik that’s not what he would’ve wanted anyway. So rest easy techno. 😞

@smiletwt

8 ай бұрын

no, it wouldn’t have made a difference

@soullessgaming4228

8 ай бұрын

@@smiletwt oh man. Well may he rest in peace

Man that doctor really had a bone to pick with you. Jokes aside, glad you’re getting better.

@restore7187

2 жыл бұрын

@Sound City you good?

@seb99342

2 жыл бұрын

@@restore7187 If you go inside to his profile and you will spot the Mr Beast Exposed uploaded with the same channel name and profile picture, it's clearly his alt

It still hasn't completely kicked in yet. He always made light of everything, even in times as dark as these.. May you rest easy Techno, my condolences to your family.

@Honzecki

Жыл бұрын

R.I.P. Techno

@rattonleash8536

Жыл бұрын

'one last push' really feels different now....

@imnotquandalenomore1919

Жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace Technoblade...

@cameronpfaff8741

Жыл бұрын

I'm now on a mission to watch every video of Techno's

@rattonleash8536

Жыл бұрын

@@cameronpfaff8741 me too, thanks for the idea lol

oh! 0.1% of the cancer is left, so he'll survive, right? so he'll survive, right???

He was brave R.I.P I’m crying 😭😔🧖🕊️

I appreciate the resilience of techno’s humor. Still laughing in the face of almost losing a limb. Thank you for being this way techno.

@blujman7670

2 жыл бұрын

Silence.

@slidsnake8539

2 жыл бұрын

@@shitcrazyyy9024 Young Loud? Ha. Still amateur.