he's so wife

@boba_brainrot

6 ай бұрын

THE wife ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

@loveonawire

6 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot the wife to ever wife

@healingpoisonbreak9984

3 ай бұрын

Wifey

@hannielelysium292

2 ай бұрын

The wifest wife to ever wife

“she am she’s like a eyy e ahh eee ehhh ay ahhhh ay like ummh aah “ - Hozier

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

a poet

@anti_fragile

4 ай бұрын

my favorite lyricist

omg I was at the concert where he said "i see a fuckin... thousand faces not singing"

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

it was one of the ny concerts, right? im- omg im so jealous lmao

@Ayah.Papaya

7 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot it was the philly one- unless he did it in ny too (tbh i wouldn't be surprised if he did)

@sam-dj6vk

6 ай бұрын

I WAS THERE TOO!

@Ayah.Papaya

6 ай бұрын

@@sam-dj6vk IT WAS SO GOOD! Especially Almost (sweet music). where did you sit?

@sam-dj6vk

6 ай бұрын

i think i was terrace!! so pretty far away but not lawn. still in the rain tho and i LOVED IT@@Ayah.Papaya

Why is he the funniest man who has ever existed

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

because he's the Only Man Who Has Ever Existed™️

@yourfavoritebubbe7444

7 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot 🫡🫡🫡

@wesley_and_mr_blue

7 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrotso true. so so true.

The monster mash one. im genuinely in tears right now holy shit. the way he just started saying the lyrics as an explanation

Britany is such an incredibly good interviewer, I love that she has profound philosophical questions, and also deep-dives into their lore for funny moments

"I as a curly haired woman" bwahahhahahhah

He knows what he's doing with the "healthy, so fuckin healthy" part wearing all black🥴

the voice tests at to be alone are the best fucking thing ever on his concerts, glad i experienced it

"I see a _thousand_ fuckin' faces with their mouths fuckin' shut. Now let's try that again, _aLRiGHt?"_ that is probably the most demanding I have ever heard him be with an audience. God bless him, that tone on _his_ voice just... genuinely turned me on

0:45 THE CUTOFF AFTER HE SAYS A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING HERE LITERALLY SENDS ME INTO ORBIT EVERY TIME 😭

1:17 Okay listen. the "tousand" instead of "tHousand"? EVERYTHING. it's e v e r y t h i n g. And I cannot describe why. edit: I ACCIDEnTALLY SPED IT UP A BUNCH AND HEARING SUPER SPED UP ANGRY HOZIER HAS ME ON THE FLOOR.

3:54 holy shit, he is SO cute, I am jumping into the nearest large body of water

OMG I was at the concert with the “I ❤️ Dilfs” sign! It was absolutely incredible

the flag moment is honestly my roman empire and I want to tattoo "many of us may never love anything so much that we would print a flag"

@boba_brainrot

Ай бұрын

and then went on to call his best mate a dilf 😭 also sick tattoo idea lmao

@biancasader3982

Ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot FR

You have good taste in Hozier content lol

I would just love to tell Hozier jokes

I was in that audience at the Mann in Philly. I was one who was singing!!! Amazing concert💚

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

awesome !! i hope you enjoyed the experience !!! 🩷

@sam-dj6vk

6 ай бұрын

i was TRYING!!

he's so esoteric i wont him

Wow, so Monster Mash is one of my all time favourite songs. Like when I first heard it, back in like 1990, maybe, probably before then. I have loved it since. Had no idea Hozier was the mastermind behind such a big hit. Well done.

I never knew such a man could be so adorable :D

3:03 His tone of voice there... it's as pleasurable to the ears as Grenouille's final perfume was to the sense of smell in "The Perfume" by Patrick Suskind. If you know, you _know._ He just... _casually_ conquers hearts

Thank goodness I'm at home, because I giggled uncontrollably at the 0:20 second mark. Thank you for making my day better!^^

My new favorite thing ngl 😭 And i was at one of those concerts you showed-

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

omg which one ???

@n1ght_mxres

7 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot the one where he had us copy his beat to “check if we’ve been eating our vegetables”

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

@@n1ght_mxresAND YOU SURVIVED ??? /jk i hope it was a great time :D

@n1ght_mxres

7 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot IM SURPRISED TOO~ and tyy

@Ayah.Papaya

7 ай бұрын

@@n1ght_mxres lmao when he said that, he sounded like my ballet instructor 🥲

YOU are my favourite hozier editor ever😂❤️❤️❤️

@boba_brainrot

2 ай бұрын

:') THANK YOU !!! 💖💖 i'm happy and very grateful you're enjoying !!

part three is here! kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZYaKubmko73KgMY.html

Make a part 3 pleaseeeeee❤

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

i just uploaded part three now

damn asking about vegetables give me kinda soft dom vibes

1:22 I see a thousand fockin faces ✋ with their mouths fockin shut 🤌 let’s try that again alright ☝️

Guys I think he wrote the monster mash

this is literally the funniest man ever created. why did he write monster mash. what kind of fucking running joke is that to claim you wrote moster mash why is he doing that. i cannot.

hey, where the 3:12 clip is from?

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

Ellen K. Morning Show interview from 2016 :] you can find it on the wasteland baby 2.0 channel

where the clip 3:02 from 😢

@boba_brainrot

6 ай бұрын

i dont know ive tried so hard to find the performance but i couldnt 😭 but the clip is on tiktok

What was the song about seeing an animal get hit by a car??

@boba_brainrot

Ай бұрын

Abstract (Psychopomp) !!

What's the song from 2:51?

@boba_brainrot

4 ай бұрын

To Be Alone :))

@FaunoAtelie

4 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot Thank you so much!

girl- “healthy. so fucking healthy.” ✋🫠kill me nowww. im gay andrew stop making me question myself ughhh😅 seriously tho, he’s such a unique soul and i have such great respect and admiration for him see you in 2024 hozier!! 🫶

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

this comment goes so mf hard omggg 😭

@wesley_and_mr_blue

7 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot thanks! no cause i’m literally gay for this man. it makes absolutely no logistical sense but he makes me feel the way i feel about women it’s bizarre! 🫶😭

@wesley_and_mr_blue

7 ай бұрын

it’s like so the opposite feeling of comp het idk 🤷🏼 anyways thanks for this series i’ll treasure it forever

@boba_brainrot

7 ай бұрын

@@wesley_and_mr_blue AGREEEE ive lived my life thinking im purely sapphic but only recently been questioning, and if im being embarrassingly honest hozier and hozier variants have undoubtedly taken the lead in that lmao

@wesley_and_mr_blue

7 ай бұрын

@@boba_brainrot lol “hozier variants” you’re so real for that 😂 it’s literally only him for me and i’m not counting him because he’s just so- like- he’s- just- ughhh.