"You know why I'm awake, I'm a mobile coffin dodger not a herald. Point me at the things you want dead."

@angrybirdsmuseum7241

8 ай бұрын

I wish a lot of things dead.

@glubglub7982

8 ай бұрын

“I wanted to ask you about that particular dream you had involving the sororitas… but yeah the dude over there said he’d kiss an elf over suffering unbearable pain for the emperor.”

@lucifersjob252

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@glubglub7982”uh guys John is making out with an elf… I’m going to do a Caribbean necktie on him”

"You've awakened me from a most beautiful dream involving two sisters of battle." "Twins they were."

@bone6495

Жыл бұрын

Two sisters one dreadnought.

@DaddyVeo1911

Жыл бұрын

@@bone6495 lewd

@jakegyllenrat4443

Жыл бұрын

​@@bone6495🍷🗿

@seanhartnett79

Жыл бұрын

Pol

@Bluelyre

Жыл бұрын

ah, so they woke up Bjourn.

"I was awoken from a slumber preferable to the hell that is the waking world and I intend to make it everyone else's problem."

@thezman9001

Жыл бұрын

"I had a dream about 2 sisters of battle."

@asajjy

Жыл бұрын

This Comment Is A Personal Attack

@typicalvillageguard4452

Жыл бұрын

“So … you are well rested then.”

@woodybrando1373

9 ай бұрын

​@@thezman9001"Twin they were"

@Halden.

7 ай бұрын

Exactly how I respond to a coworker asking how I’m doing

you can teel he is in a good mood cause he didn't rant about the reason he got woken up.

@Tyanus2

Жыл бұрын

Hey everybody deserves their beauty sleep, ok!

@BlandBoom

Жыл бұрын

He would've lost his shit if I woke him up because I forgot the wifi password

@Mad12jack

Жыл бұрын

​@@BlandBoom hello again wa wa.

@metal_fusion

Жыл бұрын

@@BlandBoom Or when the remote controller is missing

@Sweeper454

9 ай бұрын

@@BlandBoom or a certain pizza party.

I love that twist at the end. It soundsl ike suffering, but he's actually content and self-aware. In reality, he's living his best "life" and seems to find joy in it.

@moderndavinci6599

Жыл бұрын

Cause remember kids, keeping your mental health in check while in a Dreadnought is all about keeping the right "perspective."

@Ranulfdatank

Жыл бұрын

Just need to modify the powerfist to throw up a `horn` gesture. ^^

@riven5677

Жыл бұрын

@@moderndavinci6599pretty much

@spook9155

9 ай бұрын

​@moderndavinci6599 dreadnoughts are like housepets, you need to give them plenty of mental stimulation and exercise, and let them run around every now and then 🥺

@donpablitojuarez4640

8 ай бұрын

Its all the more adorable that the dreadnaught is talking to his little sister

Iron Hands: "I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM WHEN I GET FUCKING MURDERED"

@fluoroantimonictippedcruis1537

Жыл бұрын

More like: Rip hy head off, attach some cabales and throw me in there brothers. I'm not waiting to die

@InkDrop42

Жыл бұрын

Iron Hands: "Why wait to die to be like him."

@preacherofmusic

9 ай бұрын

TTS reference?

To be fair, knowing the enemies you have to crush with your fist you better not feel them, like plaguemarines. But lorewise, this dreadnought model is the most stable and humane one.

@mdb45424

Жыл бұрын

Probly a recent replacement compared to the others. Dreads are stupidly durable

@thezman9001

Жыл бұрын

I'm just imagining a Dreadnaught that killed a plague marine scraping it's claw against the dirt going "EW EW EW EW EEEEWWWW"

@OljeiKhan

Жыл бұрын

​@@thezman9001man that's why they have a flamer attached to that hand. It's not to burn the enemy, it is to get rid of the "EW EW EW EW"😂

@santaboy4818

Жыл бұрын

​@@OljeiKhan cleanse the "EW" with holy fire!

@OljeiKhan

Жыл бұрын

@@santaboy4818 READ THAT IN BARITONE DREADNOUGHT VOICE ITS AWESOME

“Now, who shall be the one to taste my fury?” -the dreadnought probably

The Dreadnoughts are basically the definition of"I have no mouth and I must scream" mixed in with rage and loyalty to the Emperor of mankind

@zyzzsdisciples6707

9 ай бұрын

I’m sure that’s what it’s referencing

@camrynsmith7631

9 ай бұрын

I have no mouth, so you'll be screaming in my place.

@Alexander59059

8 ай бұрын

Ironically screaming is one of the few things not impaired by being in a dreadnought

@zortesh

6 ай бұрын

he has no mouth to scream, but the autocannon sure lets him roar.

If it is a Tech Marine, it's "little brother", if it is a Tech Priestess, it's "little sister". The Dreadnought will always be the "big brother".

@benjaminoechsli1941

7 ай бұрын

Both in age and in size. 🫡

"so... Pretty good then" *"hell yeah, little sister"* Also that tech priest sister is unusually cute

*"Hell yeah little sister"* Has the same energy as handshaking the nun from Rush Hour 3 xD

@HTWW

6 ай бұрын

Forgive me, Father, for I have siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinned!

Better than the Chaos Dreadnoughts. At least they have painkillers?

@elrostar-minyatur9115

Жыл бұрын

Amneatic pool, fresh and regularly renewed.

@kannonball5789

Жыл бұрын

Also you don't get your flesh fused with the machine unlike Helbrutes.

@whitewall2253

Жыл бұрын

Theres a passage in one of the chaos Codices describing a chaos lords reaction to being put inside of a dreadnought, he takes one look at the chassis, starts fighting aback against the people interring him, then when that doesn't work he starts begging his brothers to just kill him instead.

@HTWW

Жыл бұрын

​@@whitewall2253 In the Dark Apostle series, there's a deliciously twisted short story about a Word Bearer who really, really pissed off the protagonist, his superior (with whom, if memory serves, he previously was of equal rank), to the point where he was entombed into a dreadnought AND his dream between deployment is always him attempting to escape his captivity. And, just a daily reminder - it can always get worse. I'll edit the message when I remember/find the name of the story. It's pretty good, really.

@brooklynkeith2877

Жыл бұрын

​@@HTWWthe story of Berrius DrakShal

"Awakened to find that death has yet to claim me, and now I'm gonna make it *Everyone's* problem."

Darkness Imprisoning me All that I see Absolute Horror

@Become-Eggplant

Жыл бұрын

So just a regular tuesday in the imperium, am i right honorable ancient one?

@seanhernandez6611

Жыл бұрын

I CANNOT LIVE I CANNOT DIE TRAPPED IN MYSELF BODY MY HOLDING CEELLLLL

@EndofTransmission

Жыл бұрын

Landmine Has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing

@LordVader1094

Жыл бұрын

TAKEN MY ARMS TAKEN MY LEGS TAKEN MY SOUL LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HEEEELLLLL

@themechbuilder6171

Жыл бұрын

isn't that metallica's one?

As my dads vet friend acts when I ask him how he is doing

20 bucks this dreadnought is either the one that likes telling dark meta humor jokes or the one that likes poetry.

@iamablacksabbathsong9765

Жыл бұрын

I bet it's both

@preacherofmusic

9 ай бұрын

So what you're saying is Ravenguard

Bjorn to this day is the oldest living dreadnaught that’s crazy and sad let the man rest

@williamings773

Жыл бұрын

He just wants to see his dad...

@hasturthekinginyellow5003

Жыл бұрын

​@@williamings773 so he cannot die, not yet, the last of the company of Russ will let death take him only after his father returns, then, *and ONLY then* death would have earned Bjorn Fellhanded

@SockieTheSockPuppet

9 ай бұрын

The only thing keeping him sane is telling stories of his youth to the grandkids.

@thebighurt2495

9 ай бұрын

@@SockieTheSockPuppet "I shall now tell you of the time I met our Grandfather. He was huge and Golden."

@CHRF-55457

8 ай бұрын

no.

Reminds me of Malcharion being revived as a dreadnaught in the night lords story. Dude specifically said he didn’t want to be entombed, he got entombed anyways and the first thing he says when awakened is “Why do i live?”

I want a meme comics with this Dreadnought going all out to protect this little cute Tech-Priest at any cost

As the omnissiah intended!

- Even in death, I serve the Emperor. - Like me... Sort of.

@user-kk8jq2cf2n

8 ай бұрын

- For the Machine is immortal. - So true, Ancient One! -...I never asked for this though.

Dreadnoughts are very depressing when you look at it. Dead but still alive, arms but can't feel, legs but can't move, power but no control, honored yet only tolerated, human yet still machine. They are less human than when they were Astartes. But it's good to know some still have the capability to still be chipper about things. That's something to say the least.

@insertedgynamehere

Жыл бұрын

To my knowledge, it depends on the dread. Some feel trapped within the sarcophagus, piloting a mech that fights for them, others can't feel their bodies anymore, and feel like they just got bigger and stronger

@vitaliyred622

Жыл бұрын

Wells, depending on the model and the luck of the pilot they can feel thier suit as extention of themselves, even feeling thier limbs. Same happens to titan pilots.

@LordVader1094

Жыл бұрын

Honoured yet only tolerated? Tf do you mean? They're literally some of the most revered members of their chapters, sometimes being looked to as much as Chapter Masters.

@noway8259

Жыл бұрын

@@LordVader1094 They mean how they are stasised most of the time instead of being allowed to just hang out when not in battle, I think?

@fluoroantimonictippedcruis1537

Жыл бұрын

@@noway8259 That's because the dreadnought kills them. It's literally a mechanism to preserve them because their knowledge, tactics and strategies are too valuable to lose.

If the implication is that this dread has never entered the ancient slumber then 2000 years in continuous action is ridiculously impressive!

@Ed_man_talking9

8 ай бұрын

he must have been a Krieg in secret.

Dreadnought:"I have metal legs, i have metal feet, my cold exterior feels no warmth." Tech-Priest:"So? I do to..... since i was like 14..."

When you're still in a good mood, that even your painful, blasphemous existence against God doesn't bring you down.

"I have arms but cannot feel" - Pain will never stop me "I have legs but cannot flee" - Cowardice is no longer just a mental impossibility, but a physical one as well "I am dead but cannot rest" - It's damn near impossible to kill what is already dead and I no longer need to sleep "For 2000 years, all I have known is war" - My service to the imperium is as eternal as the emperor himself. Yeah, sounds like some pretty good reasons to be excited.

Dreadnought: "I used to think the coolest thing a Space Marine could do is blaze their way to war in a giant metal bawks. Now I am the bawks...I am contented... I do miss drop pods, though." Techmarine: "We know... and we have discussed this with the mechanicus and have developed a drop pod for your massive venerable form, Merry Sanguinala aged one." **Unveils** Dreadnought: **Fighting back the tears**

Someone needs to give the dreadnought a hug and a target

I wasn't expecting this video to be that wholesome !

Little Sister? It's a Bioshock reference?

@riven5677

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps

Me, a mtf AdMech fan when a dreadnaught excitedly calls me "little sister": :3

@preacherofmusic

9 ай бұрын

Hah

I can't sleep, I can't run, and I can't feel anything... Perfect for fighting in the emperors name! Everyone should try it.

"Hell yeah, lil' sistah" - Dreadbro, milennium 41

A read the title as "What are you doing, Dreadnought?" O_o

@preacherofmusic

9 ай бұрын

What are you doing, step-dreadnought?

@angry_zergling

9 ай бұрын

@@preacherofmusic Haha exactly! A stepnought was the first thing that came to mind! xD

@preacherofmusic

9 ай бұрын

@@angry_zergling Dipshit minds think alike lol

Based Dreadnought

Dreadnought kinda looks like an elephant from the side

@Godzillafan-tv1ks

Жыл бұрын

Oh god now I can’t unsee it.

@Fenristhegreat

Жыл бұрын

Nice, good job.

Imperium: You know there's dreadnought have their version of which chapter they belong in Astartes: Indeed Imperium: Has there been one that terrified you? Astartes: foolish human, we only know no fear. Imperium: What about that one? (Points at mortifactor dreadnought) Astartes: I'll let you in on a secret.....(whisper) that one is by far the scariest being known to the imperium. He once ripped their bones out to add, making it a warning for all that fight him Imperium: Had anyone survived him? Astartes: as far as we know....those bones and skulls....are those that challenged him Imperium:......and the skull? Astartes: his brother that fallen to chaos

She looks pretty for a tech priest.

For some fucking reason while watching, I imagined the among us guy inside the dreadnought saying this regarding his existence in the game he's from. I don't know why but it just happened.

"whats the internet password"

"hell yeah little sister" owwww

I cackled a little at the end. It was real funny lol

I like to picture them like the pyro in in team fortress, seeing rainbows and cute things inside the visor while murdering everyone and giggling

"He'll ya little sister"

"Totally im fine....-No im not"

The space marines are my least favorite faction. And the dreadnought is my favorite space marine unit. And I can assure you, it's not -just- because it's literally a space marine suffering for eternity.

@fabiocosta3830

6 ай бұрын

I mean, could be worse. Could be a chaos dreadnought. Loyalist Astarte dreadnoughts are crippled and mangled space marines barely alive, floating on a synthetic amniothic liquid and kept on life support. Their pain is dulled, but eternal, and they are allowed to slumber for years if the chapter deems they are not needed on the battlefield. So they get somewhat some comfort. Chaos dreadnoughts, however, is a never-ending torture. The fallen marine is forced into the sarcophagus (the thick cockpit of the dreadnought), and the various tubes, devices, and such are stabbed into their skin and spine in cold blood. They barely have space to move inside the sarcophagus, they are in constant pain, there is no slumber nor painkillers, and they are depraved from the ability to feel with their own hands. Almost all chaos dreadnoughts are ravingly mad and are chained to the space ship's deepest holding bays, only released on the battlefield to attack everything like a rampaging gorilla.

Oh boy the microwaveable children are ready! Man, for some reason the inquisition wants me to stop eating these

Livin' the dream.

"Hey brain, how's it going?" 🧠 "..." "...yeah."

I May be in pain but i do it for him🗿

I mean only the dead loyal get the honor of becoming a dreadnought

The little admech girl is too cute

"I get to do nothing but fight shit and then sleep. I'm literally a giant fuck off huge killing machine. My brothers all hold me in high regard and respect. I cannot put into words how awesome I am and feel right now."

put him into a helbrute and see how he feels

*Every second I live is a victory against the great enemy*

I will put you out of your misery dreadnought I am in this is

"'Only in DEATH does duty END.' B*tch, you thought!"

...to shreds you say?

Honestly I feel him I would like to be a dread knought like him I get years of sleep til I’m needed and I don’t feel pain in a never ending war 🙃

Wraithlords : I feel you mon keigh

"I have legs, but cannot flee" 🤨 Atleast he was joking and is feeling top notch.

Non sexualized female adeptus mentioned lets gooooooooooo

"I have giant guns for arms, am covered in several tons of armor, and haven't been showered for 3000 years..." "So could be worse!" "Most assuredly sister!"

I am scared tech priest I wish for companionship or just someone to talk to

Dreadnaughts are the epitome of 40k

Had to be a Ultramarine. Only a blueberry could be so much of a wussy after receiving the grand honour of serving the Emperor even in death

but of course, eternal war means eternal glory for any astartes. i too would feel pretty good

"I remember when Dante was a Scout Marine. He wore gold armor then too, the magnificent scamp."

That is a very-acclimated individual.

Awwwwww

Hell? Hell?! Blasphemous abomination!

I agreed

hmm, it's seems he requires a morale boast.

You need real Masochist to pilot your Dreadnoughts.

Whether or not a Dreadnought can feel is debatable. The marine inside does have their nervous system fully connected to it after all.

“I HEARD BOLTER FIRE”

At least he still has ability to speak, he should try stand up comedy with such cheerful attitude of his

I get brother dreadnought he is very poetic.

i was think little brother

Given the amount of neurosurgery needed for black carapace implantation, making tactile feedback on the ... ceramite plated claw-arm ... wait yeah that is pretty complicated and current dreadnaught designs are likely a compromise between Mechanicus knowledge and the skills of apothecaries & techmarines. At least the psychosurgery is still working *nervous laugh*

Smash...

why cant they put sensors on his arms and legs and wire them up to him so he can feel again.

Dreadnaughts: Super depressed vets that just want to die. Also Dreadnaughts: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!

Lol

Hell yeah 😎 time to purge 🔪 some xenos!

Thought it was going to be a loser shit like i have no mouth and want to scream, but the dready is based

Boomer talks to zoomer after a nice long nap

She kinda cute tho

So why dont they just get a normal human child and entomb them in the dreadnaught before their an adult like when their a child. And then train them in how to use the dreadnaught so that way they never have to deal with phantom limb or pain.

@eater_of_garbage_

8 ай бұрын

Only astartes and custodes have the alchemical/physiological/spiritual strength to guide a dreadnought's machine spirit.

@soundcloudpandapandawa2997

8 ай бұрын

@@eater_of_garbage_ so couldn't they in theory just create a machine spirit that is nicer or played nice with normal humans.

@eater_of_garbage_

8 ай бұрын

@@soundcloudpandapandawa2997 Then it wouldnt be a dreadnought, it'd be barely as strong as a sentinel. Also they basically already did this with Thallaxii

@_Ekaros

7 ай бұрын

@@soundcloudpandapandawa2997 That sounds like AI, which is heresy...

How come SM's don't get the Mechanicus Adaptus treatment but instead get Dreadnaught converted? I know why they get the choice for the war coffin, but why not Adaptus?

@eater_of_garbage_

8 ай бұрын

Dreadnoughts are very powerful war machines, only astartes and custodes have the alchemical/physiological/spiritual strength to guide its machine spirit. During the heresy, a bunch of dreadnoughts were piloted by what were once basic tactical marines, because they were just that important to the legiones.

I mean, isn't dreadnaut interment consentual?

@CurtisCCoomber

5 ай бұрын

Not always. Look up Hellbrutes.

In my opinion, Cataphract has already become boring

He could of just said he's content that he can serve beyond his mortal bounds in 40k.

"I have no mouth and I must scream" - Harlan somebody or other, probably

"yes, my life sucks...but I have a duty to those who have yet to live a full life as I had"

Me, a mtf AdMech fan when a dreadnaught excitedly calls me "little sister": :3