And meanwhile in Mystery of the Emblem you fight promoted Dracoknights as early as Chapter 2. Thanks, Fire Emblem.

@grey-c8138

11 ай бұрын

Promoted dracoknights with fucking 10 movement in a map full of forests preventing your escape, FE3 was ruthless sometimes

@forsetimaster0689

11 ай бұрын

@@grey-c8138 Trust me, I know. I'm playing Book 2 right now and some of the maps they throw at you are just cruel.

@matiastorres2553

11 ай бұрын

and with silver axes xD

@marcalcantara1174

11 ай бұрын

Skill issue, should have gotten to level 20 by then smh

@Falkion2040

11 ай бұрын

Dracoknights with 14 defense might I add. And your only hope of defeating them........ 2 archers with worse movement penalties than armor knights!

This is the same cav that killed marcus in scarf’s speedrun

@FEScarf

11 ай бұрын

ahh well you know, gotta throw him a bone every now and then

@MuramanaDubs

11 ай бұрын

​@@FEScarfyou had to let him cook

"No cap." Literally no stats capped.

FE7 being my first game I genuinely believed that I was just a baller at the game unaware that FE7 enemies are just imaginary

@Garvant_

8 ай бұрын

"Imaginary" is so funny to me 💀

@chrosairs7057

6 ай бұрын

Hey it was a good ego booster

Gotta love how Sonia, Limstella and Denning are all threatening morphs, and rather than make more of those Nergal decided on 100s of generics to defend the gate

@connormcnulty6377

11 ай бұрын

It’s the Hades problem. He has a lot of souls, but can only revive gods every couple chapters. Monoeyes that barely pose a threat? Yeah stick them everywhere.

@FrNSICs

11 ай бұрын

i mean it costs more quintessence to make powerful/competent morphs, you can see how with denning nergal was really rushing towards the end of the game

@GKplus8

11 ай бұрын

@@connormcnulty6377 Uprising mentioned.

@connormcnulty6377

11 ай бұрын

@@GKplus8 Turns out with my limited knowledge on the subject, I was absolutely right. You need more quintessence to bring back important people.

@Koppu1doragon

11 ай бұрын

​@@connormcnulty6377 Drown them in so many level one unpromoted units that all their weapons break trying to break through.

Meanwhile, in Thracia 776 Chapter 2x *Promoted Warrior steps out from the fog of war*

@DrunkedOwly

6 ай бұрын

*galzus appears with killing intent*

@shellythebutler

6 ай бұрын

Don't even need that, the boss of Chapter 2 itself was a Warrior, although I suppose just stumbling onto a regular promoted enemy with the fog is kinda worse

@kodyrowe-manns6360

26 күн бұрын

"Not to bright, are you?" ​@@DrunkedOwly

The crit just assuring they won't even waste 10 uses on the hand axe

@dmas7749

2 ай бұрын

...9 hand axe uses

"Shit, weak and bitch? Pick a struggle." 🤣🤣🤣

“Fuck that! Our lives are worth more than mere uses on a hand axe!” “Ha! Now we both know THAT’S not true! We’re just morphs, we don’t even HAVE lives!” “…That’s a good point actually sir.”

That cav can only do 8 damage while unable to double Oswin with his base stats

Honestly, with the number of times I rewatched this video in the span of 2 days, I'm completely convinced that Scarf should do the dialogue in some romhack project.

Grimeal: grima our god who we just found out is real. What is your task? Grima:ride on my back and beat up anyone that looks like me. Grimeal:oh...... couldn't you just...... spin in the air? Grima:no i dont want to hurt my wings. Oh and my other me has a little version of him who's even stronger good luck.

@KopperNeoman

11 ай бұрын

"There's also this one chick from another timeline, no not Lucina the one calling herself Reflet."

@auraguard0212

11 ай бұрын

I am confused.

@elbromas221

4 ай бұрын

"Oh there is this little shy girl with a bow called Noire, she's not much of a threat I think" Noire: **Screams in Vengeance at 1 hp and one shots everyone while yelling at them**

FE6 Endgame: War dragons: Why do you get to boss me around? Jahn: Unlike you mass-produced mooks, I'm a real dragon so I have 4 more HP than the rest of you. Now use your soft fleshy bodies to block the stairs while I exposition dump for half an hour.

@maltheopia

11 ай бұрын

My headcanon is that Jahn was a surviving war dragon who managed to convince himself that he's a real dragon. Which is why he's only barely stronger than the fodder.

@mobgabriel1767

4 ай бұрын

Idunn is the person who told the original hoje(FE6 endgame War dragons) Nergal is the Guy who told like half of the joke but he Said It louder and people somehow still found It funny(FE7 endgame morphs)

@butteredsalmonella

3 ай бұрын

​@@maltheopiaWe already have a character like that in Elibe her name is Sonia lmao

Meanwhile in Thracia: So we heard you guys like escape maps! Leif: I wanna saw my own arm off.

@dariogonzalez8989

9 ай бұрын

The Fear & Hunger dungeon is over there, Leif.

These cavs throwing out hotter burns than the unpromoted mages being weighed down by Elfire

Meanwhile in Thracia ch23: "Alright men charge at this man!" "Are you sure about this captain? I'm pretty sure that Ced guy wiped out an entire legion of Thracian dracoknights" "Are you wimping out on me?" "Sir I have a battle axe and a hammer. I'm not going to fucking hit his 90 avoid lookin' ass! Also I'm pretty sure he has enough power to vaporize the final boss"

@Conan_the_Based

11 ай бұрын

Random Wyvern Knight with a portrait in Chapter 10 says "Hello!"

They had to make Nino usable somehow

My man was willing to "Talk" but no one was willing to "Listen"

*I mean, it does require ALOT more quintessence to create stronger morphs, so he just summoned like 200 of them, and the stronger ones he put to guard inside the dragon's gate.*

@PinClockFuntime

Ай бұрын

The weak units here are absolutely deliberate from a story perspective but it is pretty funny.

0:46 That is such a good line. Nice writing, Scarf.

1:18 "pick a struggle" is crazy lmao

"We're here to wreck your exp rank"

This is something that kinda bother me in the late game of a lot of FE titles. Despite your army approaching level 20 promoted they still insist on throwing at you weak unpromoted enemies that barely deal damage and die easily.

@DevilSlayr

11 ай бұрын

It's an unfortunate safety measure in case a 5 year old is playing and there army consists of mid to late game unpromoted units because all of their early game units died and there's no way to win otherwise. The old FE games we're handheld games meant to be played by kids and pre teens and as such were made to be as easy as possible.

@2tehnik

11 ай бұрын

What the other person said is true. But if you have units that are level 20 promoted, or no less have most of your army close to that in fe7, I think it just means you grind a lot.

@enymetouche2558

11 ай бұрын

@@DevilSlayr Since when was the SNES and the NES handheld?

@santiagobenega25

11 ай бұрын

​@@enymetouche2558I think it refers to games from FE 7 onwards (except for Mystery, which came out only in Japan), since when they came out of the West, the games became easier for them to reach a more casual audience. The Japanese version of FE 7 is much more difficult than the American one, and it happens with other versions too, which later started to add modes like maniac to compensate for the needs of more hardcore players.

@DevilSlayr

11 ай бұрын

@@enymetouche2558 your right it slipped my mind that the OG games were on consoles, still it doesn't change my main point FE games up until Fates were made to be kids games.

This is one of the funniest FE videos I have seen. Subbed!

Dudes, those stats were just as God intended. As he made them like 5 minutes ago to be cannonfodder.

Lmao this was funny as hell Dude didn't even die to drain a legendary weapon's durability

this may be the best FE7 content to date.

I was always a proponent of green lives matter... But just this once... Red lives matter too.

@jacewarbeck9684

11 ай бұрын

Or as Excelblem would say: No lives matter. 8 Generations of generics getting one last white shirt and a box.

I once let Marcus solo Cog of Destiny just to see if he could

@UnknownUsername-hm3ir

2 ай бұрын

Curious how did that go?

@thesuntitan

2 ай бұрын

@@UnknownUsername-hm3ir Pretty much just like you would expect, a lot of sitting on defensive tiles with Hand Axes.

Lol! You this is hilarious My FE friends are gonna be rolling when I show them this Good work man. Not enough gameplay accurate satire from people that know how to play the games.

That is one an interesting Hector stat spread there. I do love the sudden increase in enemy strength after this map though. Its funny how we go from basically no promoted enemies so almost exclusively promoted enemies and minibosses.

Shout out to the Druids in chapter 17 of fe8. Go check their stats if you want a good laugh

"Week and a bitch, pick a struggle" lol

Dude this dialogue is fire 😂

In Ike's game. Every evemy is fodder to him

@LoudWaffle

11 ай бұрын

You mean Micaiah's game :)

@ness6099

11 ай бұрын

You both mean Jill and Titania’s games

@SleepyBrady

11 ай бұрын

​@@LoudWaffleNo Micaiah melts the moment anyone looks at her. Ike is playing on easy mode, Micaiah is praying to Yune she doesn't get one shot

@LoudWaffle

11 ай бұрын

@@SleepyBrady Yeah we're talking about Ike, but it's in Micaiah's game that he's a strong unit.

@maximeminassian6002

11 ай бұрын

Have we played the same Path of Radiance ? Ike is so bad at base he struggles to double and isn’t even that tanky.

Make that 9 hand axe uses😂

I'm a lot more bothered by the fact that morphs wouldn't canonically talk like this than I should be.

@FEScarf

11 ай бұрын

don't worry, human enemies wouldn't canonically talk like this either. that's because i wrote the script and not the game developers :D

*Hector:* "On the one hand (axe), yeah this division would take up 10 uses of my hand axe alone... But on the other hand (axe), what if I just, crit?"

Here is your 400 like. Thanks for being a true meemster.

This wouldn't be that bad if they were fighting Lynn.

They serve a higher purpose unbeknownst to them. To feed Nino. o3o

And thats just hector mode in eliwood mode its takes chapter 19 for the soldiers to not have most 0 stats

The most relatable moment of FE7

Best fire emblem youtuber

Cog of destiny valkryies want a word

Meanwhile there's a similar Convo with some bandits in skirmishes in fire emblem fates, 3 houses and engage going on

This is your best vid

Meanwhile cog of destiny on hhm completely flips that on its head. Most of the enemies actually pose a threat as so many of em are promoted valkyries with like insane amounts of speed and magic all while having to deal with like siege tomes and status staves like berserk, silence, and sleep. Fun times I tell ya

No cap definitely does not apply to Shadow Dragon Hard 5

Well to be fair they're actually morphs.

Hilarious man! Awesome job on this!

I don’t remember this conversation in FE7.😂

this is fucking hilarious, fe7 enemies are just built inferior like that

Can these mass produced morphs even able to talk? Denning could only say one sentence. ...When you think about it Nergal invented the 1st telephone.

Poor Eliwood, treated like a ghost in his own game because of HHM.

@jouheikisaragi6075

2 ай бұрын

Poor Eliwood, reduced to "The Roy at Home"

Quality VA

Binding Blade sacrificed good lords for better enemy units.

11 strength 😩

that's gold

then died in 1 use of hand axe

Yo this is good content

@mihaimercenarul7467

11 ай бұрын

unlike your comment

That was truly amazing 😂

To be fair, they're Remnants, so they're meant to be expendable.

so your SoV stream was an excuse to get these generic enemies sprites

Will probably use two charges right? Gets crit anyway.

i mean, maybe they can uh, yea.

These guys should be Morphs though, who, like, don't have a personality.

@KopperNeoman

11 ай бұрын

Every party needs a pooper and that's why they invited you. Party poooperrrrr... party poooperrrrr...

@FrNSICs

11 ай бұрын

i was going to comment the same thing but with the nerd emoji, so thank you for taking my burden

@Jotari

11 ай бұрын

@@KopperNeoman :(

@NotRealAkira

11 ай бұрын

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@demonking41-l8j

11 ай бұрын

​@@JotariPeople like you are the reason nobody likes having fun anymore.

Who are the voice actors?

And the strongest of fe7 still lose to Nergal and the nameless generic fire dragon.

Lmao

Red units don't make good tacticians

these people aren't even real

Doesn't really work when FE7 late game enemies aren't humans but we get it ;D

@FEScarf

11 ай бұрын

🤓👆

@jacewarbeck9684

11 ай бұрын

Yeah but they THINK they're humans. No need to be racist to morphs buddy.

lol

so bad its good

players being able to sense a genuine improvement and rise of the army's combat proficiency as opposed to enemy vs army dynamic always staying the same... le bad?

And some bozo consider fe7 as the best one 😂 Fe6 all the way

@lovableairheadmile6809

11 ай бұрын

Yes agree but then u remember Percival and milady and Rutger exist in that game

@lovableairheadmile6809

11 ай бұрын

But FE 6 enemies are way more jacked and ur army is the cannon fodder Wendy need I say more

@lovableairheadmile6809

11 ай бұрын

Well at least lilina is a beast at scaling

@NotRealAkira

11 ай бұрын

I'd love FE6 if the maps weren't way too goddamn big

@lovableairheadmile6809

11 ай бұрын

@@NotRealAkira or if sacae didnt exist