hmmmmm a German forgot his winter clothes..... sounds familiar.

@uruklynchmaster5689

6 жыл бұрын

sammy asimos i was just going to type that 😂

@Wickedonezz

5 жыл бұрын

I know I'm a prick but they invaded early to avoid winter and didn't make winter clothing as it wasn't usually that harsh so no they didn't forget it

@daltonmiller5590

5 жыл бұрын

You are a prick.

@MeMe-fz8yt

5 жыл бұрын

They were better prepared for winter than the Soviets. Stretched and bogged down supply lines are why they weren't able to finish the Soviets off before a war of attrition started.

@MrCalimero

5 жыл бұрын

I guess around 3 million germans did haha

*when you train a level 1 infantry*

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

level 0 more like

I bet that in the German army, they still tell stories about how bad of a soldier Tommy was.

Tommy: says almost everyone in the army are idiots Also tommy: lost his map, almost killed himself, and was the reason all his comrades had to be alert for enemies because he tripped on some wire😂

@bagelsecelle9308

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. From his story, its obvious Tommy is fucking infantry

@mochiisntbad6762

3 жыл бұрын

@chess boi nowonder countries lose wars

@miguillos

3 жыл бұрын

@chess boi they are worse, like at least he admits fucking up and laughs about it. Most people will continue to suck their own dicks even after stabbing themselves or after having medical leave for 98% of the year

When Tommy was in the army the russians didnt DARE to touch ukraine and mess around in europe.. then tommy left the bundesheer and look whats happended!

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

dunno about that one lol

@vyve3165

6 жыл бұрын

TommyKay a german ginger soldier is the most dangerous combination out there man

@ShadowBlade-eu9qp

5 жыл бұрын

@@yellowbluerc5047 have you seen a ginger drunk Irish soldier that something scary

@bencatzilla

5 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowBlade-eu9qp insert the siege of jadotville

@ac3clawx501

5 жыл бұрын

The bundesheer is the Austrian army the Bundeswehr is the German army

A german guy, whose teammate was Japanese. Hmmmmmmm

@mushroom3390

6 жыл бұрын

Shadow_wolf66 history repeats

@mushroom3390

6 жыл бұрын

Than the German falls on the alarm by accident just like what happened 😃

@mercedesSlk666

5 жыл бұрын

The Italian teammate got his shoe stolen by a British guy and he surrendered.

@greaterbritannia5745

3 жыл бұрын

@Leida Waterfall bot

@omarhab3689

3 жыл бұрын

Very sus

tommy could have carried the Africa Korps into Sinai in three weeks

@thotarojoestar3045

3 жыл бұрын

I'd he was in charge of the british forces

@paradropgeneral4397

3 жыл бұрын

Lmeo

Storytime is the best time. :D

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Glad you boys enjoy this stuff and not just HOI4

What a surprise a German forgetting winter clothes 🤷🏻‍♂️❄️

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

:(

@dess3597

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyy

Imagine being in the Army with the great grandson of a bulgarian,hungarian, french , romanian, finish ,japanese , siamese , italian and a croatian for some reason. Axis friends be like. *FRIENDS THEME STARTS*

@8kokorika8

6 жыл бұрын

No Slovakia? Yay

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

That would require hell of a coincidence

@yeste9437

5 жыл бұрын

and then some weird dancing alcoholic bois come

@underfire131

5 жыл бұрын

Finnish*

@orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332

5 жыл бұрын

Well I am French and my great grandfather was in the army but he wasn't on the Axis side if you see what I mean.

*When you exercise a division but it's 1 speed*

@tf2anti963

5 жыл бұрын

tommy kay division

One of my friends who served in the Gebirgsjäder near Salzburg, he had a moment that I find a pretty funny. He and another Kamerad had to keep watch in his camp, after a few hours both were on the verge of falling asleep, but then suddenly his commander jumped out of the bushes with a rubber knife and ran towards them, they immediately started shooting at him (the guns are of course loaded with blank cartridges). His commander had congratulated him and his Kamerad on having managed to take him out. There were a total of 4 camps in this exercise, the commander had previously eliminated all soldiers in the remaining 3 camps.

@arrielradja5522

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

holy shit markoni that intro 10/10

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU READY!? ALL THE OTHER KIDS...

@bencatzilla

5 жыл бұрын

British Military > German Military

@vapingcat5406

3 жыл бұрын

@@bencatzilla no thanks sir

@marcus8194

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the name of the remix

We had a German-Vietnamese in our group. He was really good at digging holes. And we made fun of it the whole time :D

(The actual sniper team t trying to take tommy out) Ah god damnit he knows

Tommy; *has to stay behind and doesn't get to go to the battle* *STILL ALMOST DIES*

@riploljustforfu9929

3 жыл бұрын

And that during a fucking training simulation.

You were lucky to have bane as your General

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was actually pretty impressive

The German General guy sounds like the level 100 guy in battlefield friends lol. "I unlocked the bipod for my knife."

You almost froze to death... Stalingrad colorized? Youre so lucky tommy...😁

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

No joking, almost did

@anyadszeretoje9199

6 жыл бұрын

TommyKay And did you have to go to the hospital or something?

The Machinegun that jams at the start of the intro LMAO poor lad

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

FeelsBadMan

@fot6771

6 жыл бұрын

thats his fault.

How to beat every army: Do tommy in the enemys army, than they get confused und their organization is like zero.

Too bad we didn't see Tommy in Afghanistan. His Alfa Maleism would kill all the rebels.

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeee, I don't know about that one

@thehighhegemon2199

2 жыл бұрын

@@TommyKay Markoni stop being a naysayer. Tommy is clearly superior to the taliban due to his training, which he got from the best soldier in the german army

Tommy, I finally completed the One Empire achivement where you take over entire world as UK... in multiplayer. Keep teaching us about the alpha life so I can do it as Raj next time.

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

KEEP AT IT MY BOY

Finding this in my recommendations is a sign that 2021 will be blessed

@TommyKay

3 жыл бұрын

wait whats happening yeah lul

@MaxMustermann-ze1iv

3 жыл бұрын

feel you

I served with the Norwegian Army in a light infantry battalion, and we had Gebirgsjägers doing a rotation in our camp for winter training in the far North, and I remember them getting hammered and trading us cigarette cartons pretty cheap. They made great money from it. Cool dudes overall. One of the guys said his platoon/unit was a ''descendant'' of 6th SS Mountain Division Nord, which I thought was cool as I'm a huge military history nerd. Back the roots of the cold north I guess!

And then they killed the whole camp. I'm sad, that I wasn't part of this. Out of context it is very spicy

I love how this is 2 years old this is still funny as fuck

"my teammate was from Japan"- a german

These storytime videos deserve more views!

I can’t get enough of these story times

Army? More like chillin with the boys at the club

Babarossa flashback

All you needed was an Italian guy to complete the meme.

I remember doing training rotations in hohenfels… it gets cold as balls. Whole lotta coffee drinking and chain smoking went down there.

LMAO "If you stay for 9 months in the army, you'll lose your brain" Me in my 3rd contract in the infantards

army was fun only Tommy would say a thing my dads in the Canadian navy and he cant what to retire

I had a dream where Tommy was my teacher and he punished me

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

What has my life (and your life) become...

A german in the army almost froze to death... fuck sake tommy xD

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

LOL is this gonna be a new meme or something now :D

Lmao I just did my 11 month mandatory cobscription in Estonian army and I can relate to this too much 😂 I didnt give a single fuck.. the winter time was the worst. I was luckily an APC driver and had keys to it, so during the night while our squad was manning the outposts and guard duty, Id turn on this big fuckin beast of a machine and turn on the heatibg to the max. Our squad was always asking me to do that after that. No other driver dared do that lmao.. I just didnt really give a shit, not going to freeze my ass off. So we had 1 heavy gunner post on/in the APC(so basically 2 guys get to be inside the apc, while the rest man the outside posts and perimiter guard). So we always rotated, 1h in the apc and like 3h out in the cold. Better than 4 straight in the cold 😂 It was fun but there was so much bs and meaningless waiting all the time. Like 99% was bs.. but now a year later you really remember that 1% and how it was actually funny af. I wouldnt do it again but I can appreciate the experience.

lol, he used that intro song after the map story.

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

IM NOT LYING, IT WAS A COMPLETE ACCIDENT LOL

@samasimos7823

6 жыл бұрын

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@marcus8194

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, whats the name of the intro? Pls awnser

@elbron7595

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcus8194 pumped up kicks. a song about a school shooting lol

@marcus8194

3 жыл бұрын

@@elbron7595 i know, but thats a remix...

And funny thing is, people who want to stay in the army can't because of such brainless fools having taken the positions. Very funny story 😂 and all whom served have to agree

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

yep pretty much

When you recruit a soldier but forgot to train him

So funny man, u could do a sitcom about ur paste in army 😂

I knew that part at the start would be great. I requested it.

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Good request :D

Tommy: Trips over wire his entire platoon: America fuck yeah

That intro had me laughing for 5 minutes KEK

i believe that MG sequence we saw is universally defined as "THROWING HATE DOWNRANGE"

Fucking love you Tommy, absolute unit with excellent content. Hearing this story just makes me love u more xoxoxooxox appreciate your service.

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

I love you too bray :D

I have a friend who has an Asian first name and a super German last name

@TommyKay

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he's older dw

That intro cheered me up, Tommy. Thanks

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Thats what this content is here for :)

@marcus8194

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the name of the remix?

@notfunny007

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcus8194 Super early reply: Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks

@marcus8194

2 жыл бұрын

@@notfunny007 no, whats the name on the remix

Thanks tommy

That intro was the greatest ever!

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Well you are about to be suprised with the next couple of intros...

@marcus8194

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the name of the remix?

RIP the guy who got a MG stoppage after firing a single round 😂

Jezus tommy in the army he would make so many pepole fly

Classic German forgetting his winter clothes and nearly freezing to death.

What hoi4 mod is this?

i can relate to ur experience so much :D:D

i know tommy’s pain. being in the army has made me be tired all the time

@tf2anti963

5 жыл бұрын

lol

was this before or after field trip to china. We really need a timeline

Your general was big boss

KZread 1 year ago: Nah ain't gonna put his vids in the algoritm. KZread rn:

@TommyKay

3 жыл бұрын

oh yeeee

Maybe if they told Tommy the enemy were little betas calling him out he would learn the meta of real war to beat them

the genral is named wardaddy

That Intro SSSSSSUP

Tommy be like: "This one time.... in band camp"

damn I love your music choices

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Best gameplay, best stories and best music. What else would you want? High quality? Well that's coming soon, we dont have that yet hehe

@jumandschi1365

6 жыл бұрын

"we" lol

Well better then what the swiss army regularly pulls. Consider this, you get a 1:25000 map ( highly accurate and detailed, ) and manage to Invade lichtenstein... Wasn't even the first time that that happened.

Wow a German didn’t think he’d need winter clothes. Where have I heard that before? 🤔

Arnold Hirohito was probably his name;)

German soldier almost freezes to death in winter due to inappropriate winter clothing ~ 1942-2018 colorized

god dam this story almost makes me want to join the army

*Tommy was a soldier?Gr8 m8*

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Your boy has done a lot of stuff

Reminds me of a time when I had my basic training and accidentally screamd and sweard at my corporal.

Where da high qual merch at?? Don't disappoint

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

To have high quality merch, you gotta invest more time into creating it

10:07 Uffze, Stuffze, Oberfeld, Zivilversager beim Bund ein Held.

Watched the video. Thought it was great. What should I do now since the video is done AND no stream, Markoni? :Thinking Emoji:

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Uhhhmmmmmmmmmm build a fortress in minecraft Kappa

German soldier becomes friends with the japanese and almost freezes to death because he forgot to pack winter clothes

happy to see the US and German Army aren't that different lol

War stories with Tom 🙂

When the bois get revenge on the trap for their fallen brother

Whats the name of the remix in the intro? The pumped up kicks song... pls help the brotherhood of the Boys

Ahhh Tommy、is the service mandatory there or just volunteers only? Ive done my time here in Finland and damn id like to discuss about this with a few drinks or two..

@frank-michaeljaeschke4798

4 жыл бұрын

The conscription is suspended since 2011. Before 2011 it was mandatory. In 2005 only 15% of people who could serve, serve in the army due to downsizing the army after cold war.

@jokuhemmetti

4 жыл бұрын

@@frank-michaeljaeschke4798 alright thanks

TIL Tommy was nothing close to an alpha when he was in the army. He was the platoon loser.

Why is this just getting recommended now?

why he sound like gru when he is impersonating the general

hillarius man!

can you tell how to play? I suck on hoi4

The ginger leaking German military secrets

More distortion pls xD

10/10 story xD

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

BEST STORIES, BEST HOI4 GAMEPLAY WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED!? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

@pactw2

6 жыл бұрын

u are the perfect youtuber for me XD

Wait he was in the army?

Augustus: Ah yes Teutoburg forest

hahaha nice story man

2 things I learned here, for 1 the German army seems to of got a bit more chill since, you know. 2nd, now we know why Germany lost both world wars lololol

Ah I remember that stream

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

good on you Mark

@marcus8194

3 жыл бұрын

Pls give me the name of the intro

As a half japanese half brazilian I like it

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Thats a crazy cool combination

this shit wants me to serv for a few months

IT IS TOO GOOD MARKONI IT IS HURTING MY EYES

@TommyKay

6 жыл бұрын

It's training your eyes, okay?

Tommy was a campwife ahahaha

1:06 when the teacher puts the german and Japanese in the same group "Its dangerous to put them together"