this is a sarcastic furry guide so (for legal reasons) generic purple protogen does not support using subliminal messages or other brainwashing techniques to turn your friends into furries

@archiesShorts

9 ай бұрын

i told my mum she was fine with it

@Averydude1

9 ай бұрын

i don't think i would do such thing even if i had such thing as "non-furry" friends

@jaimiej77

9 ай бұрын

I have not told my mom or dad yet. What do i do?

@Jetstreamsam-zy6dx

9 ай бұрын

Aww disappointing : (

@Jetstreamsam-zy6dx

9 ай бұрын

​@jaimiej77 just be cool about and speak from your heart

my friends when they see me: this man is a furry. me, a furry: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! my drawings: allow me to introduce myself

@kylojax6498

9 ай бұрын

Lol

@Tiger20530

9 ай бұрын

Haters: Allow me to introduce myself

@Shrinkshark20

9 ай бұрын

@@Tiger20530 the recorders: allow me to expose you

@Tiger20530

9 ай бұрын

@@Shrinkshark20 Nuh uh.

@Ihatestereotypes

8 ай бұрын

That one alt you revealed 4 years ago: 🎵 I guess you wonder where I’ve been? 🎵

Told them I am a furry turning them now into furrys one at a time.

@Averydude1

9 ай бұрын

one of us! >:3

@Z4kk4_is_a_goober

9 ай бұрын

Me to >:3

@k4fr366

9 ай бұрын

Cant make fun of us if you are one of us! >:3

@cricketsexotics

9 ай бұрын

We need their response! >:3

@zinfan

9 ай бұрын

evil

Purple's face: Happy and relatively calm (apart from the last frame) Purple's voice: *INSERT HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING HERE*

“Just fake your death. Real easy” lmao

I just said, Me: “I’m gonna watch Beastars.” (Already a furry) Friend: “Okayy…?” Me: “it’s pretty good I like the art style and character!” Friend: “Oh God, your a furry aren’t you?” Me: (Awkward silence because this meant that everything went according to plan)

Perfect, also purple without voice changer hits different

"IF THEY SUSPECT THE OLD ACCOUNT IS YOU, THEN FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH" that had me dead, at this point my whole school knows I'm a furry ;v;

I don't mind these videos with your normal voice, seems pretty cool actually, however I will admit that there's a certain charm about having the robotic voice. Up to you which one you decide, either option is a great one 😎

but what if my friend turns out to be a furry already?

@Rediipandaii

9 ай бұрын

I mean, if you are so consider it a win

@Tiger20530

9 ай бұрын

Me and my friend are not furries.

@Rediipandaii

9 ай бұрын

@@Tiger20530 so why are you here

@jasiu6952

9 ай бұрын

@@Tiger20530 Then leave.

@massinetfriends2426

8 ай бұрын

double win

I like how the video was supposed to be this it the procedure on how to tell your friends that you're a furry, but insted we a got a long complicated scheme to hopefully make more furries, then tell your friends that you're a furry, the hole video was a joke but in a good and funny way, keep up the good work purple 🙂

If I weren't told that there is no voice changer in this video, I wouldn't have even noticed, I think it sounds nicer without the voice changer

I think your unaffected voice sounds a lot better, reminds me of the streams which is nice

Thanks for telling how to infect the pathOWOgen to other people

Or kidnap your friends, transfer their mind to a protogen/synth and tell them they are now a furry :D🎉

@Tiger20530

9 ай бұрын

Or you should cry in the loser side, because you can't Force your friend to be furry

@logangoodwin451

9 ай бұрын

after reading this i hear noises in my backyard and my friends say that there in the backyard please save me

@Sonless_Vergil

9 ай бұрын

@@logangoodwin451 don't worry, it's not my forces

@logangoodwin451

9 ай бұрын

i am just gonna stay ins- *gets knocked out*

@Tiger20530

9 ай бұрын

@@Sonless_Vergil Bro's russian

I feel like this is exactly how purple told zoom that he's a furry

meanwhile my friend: Friendgroup1: I’m a furry Everyone: ok Friendgroup2: *chatting and talking about something then starts making cat noises* Friend: oh you really acts like a furry as a non furry Him: I am

the video is still good even without the voice changer, you did well

@Midnightcole

9 ай бұрын

there was no voice changer

Wow I sure wish I had seen either video before telling my friend I was a furry.

@massinetfriends2426

9 ай бұрын

F to pay respect

@william23425

5 ай бұрын

well well well

I don't need to tell my dad that I'm a furry, he's a furry himself and he's the one who showed me the fandom when i was a kid lol

Ah yes. *Psychological warfare.*

What if your friend was a furry hater 🤔

@Climbingandtech

9 ай бұрын

Even easier

@Ezayy

9 ай бұрын

Kill and consume

@Wolf762x39

9 ай бұрын

I had a best friend who hated furries. He knew I was a furry, and claimed I was "just different and tolerable." I'm willing to bet its because we both nerded out over firearms constantly.

@Wither246

9 ай бұрын

Get rid of them.

@genericpurpleprotogen1

9 ай бұрын

depends on how good of friends you are

my method was to have anxiety about it for TEN YEARS until one day changing my steam profile picture

Or y'know, just make friends with other furries... though to be fair that's a lot easier to do on the Internet than it is irl

You uploaded this AS IM HAVING A SLEEPOVER. Wow.

I prefer the Don't Ask Don't Tell method. You wait until they find out you're a furry. And when they ask you why you never told them, you hit them with the, "You never asked!" 😎

@Venenus_MC

2 ай бұрын

good one ngl

Honestly, I like the no voice changer approach

I told my friends I was a furry, and they generally didn’t care. Sometimes they playfully make fun of me for it. Overall, they really like what I do. Have good friends like this. If they put you down for being yourself they are not good

I tried that. Just a few memes, they weren't even that spicy. Now they call me a furry as a joke (they all hate furries). I have to play along and pretend I hate them too and was just joking around.

Chill out. Just tell them. They don't need to be furries.

[[ ahh yes, *the PathOwOgen method* ]]

Why is the text P I N K

another simple way is have your furry friends turn YOU into a furry

I like the voice changer as it's a little robot-ish, which is how I imagine a Protogen would sound :) But go with what you prefer, we all watch these videos for your humour and personality, voice changer or not.

This is cannonically what purple did

I told my friends, instantly regretted, they ran off so now I'm just listening to spotify to cope. 〒▽〒

@kylojax6498

9 ай бұрын

OOF

@Secretly_Tank_Dempsey907

9 ай бұрын

Darn.

@ezramendoza318

9 ай бұрын

yeah, it was a rough experience to say the least.

In a game called sonic.exe the disaster, someone said “imaburri”

I thought there would be a meme here, but here is a full-fledged guide

Can confirm. It is that easy.

Im not turning them into furrys but what im doing is just slow and slowly hinting that i am one by sending images of furry related stuff

I can watch it in VR but I don't have a VR headset so it's kind of broken but it's still fun

Me: bro i am a furry Him: I don't know what is it but you like it it must be good Mann my man is god send 😭😭

Hmm purple remembered me when he scream it sound like a squeaky toy or a squeaky small animal

I wish I was a furry like you

@Midnightcole

9 ай бұрын

Become one then.

@ryanjones6827

9 ай бұрын

@@Midnightcole alright, I will! But this could take some time. Any suggestions on my furry look?

@Mr_Reaps25

4 күн бұрын

​@@ryanjones6827 Huh? It's a fandom, if you say you're a furry you are one. You don't need a fursona or anything like that

You could just not tell anyone and keep your dignity and honor

@proja764

9 ай бұрын

A lot of people do that and I understand why. But if you dont tell them you have to carry the invisible weight of holding a secret which's existance will only be understanded after you loose it. I didnt know that I needed to tell my family and friends that Im a furry before I told them. But you are the one who knows the most the people close to you so you have to figure out to tell them or not. Maybe if they didnt realised it then they dont know much about it and if so, you can introduce them to the fandom and if you do it correctly they wont judge. And if they are kind of haters and they love you they must reconsider they opinion about the furries after knowing that a good person like they loved one is also part of the culture.

@chubbytoad64

9 ай бұрын

@@proja764 yea yea, but as you said it is “invisible” and it will be funny to show up to a close friend’s birthday in a fursuit

Im convinced someone I know is trying to do this to me

bro this shit had me dying XD

Now My hears can rest of this new voice xd

One of my friends is a furry in denial but i am succeding onto transfuring them all

Hans bring the flamethrower

do a scary jumpscare

0:24 ohhh purple you think i wouldn't notice huh... I see that ONE UNCOLORED PIXEL!!!

I was originally planning on making a sort of ARG for my friends, with an alt account that makes video's and stuff and then they find out that I was the one who made the video's.

@mapmoop451

5 ай бұрын

that sounds fun, i just started putting furry references into my pong game, the "if you know, you know" type and then theres that one about beans im not getting into that one, its still a wip

I just told them through riddles and guessing games that on for weeks cause I’m kinda cryptic I like riddles

Purple is just trying to break his microphone

Purple what server do you get your memes from for your meme videos? I recently made a proto sona and want to both be your friend and nom ram with you and also share my toaster to see if you approve! :3

I just ask what they think a furry is, educate, then reveal as part of my explanation as to why its not weird. Totally not a cope for being in a Fandom that is bullied so heavily.

Got any shorter tutorials?

Good thing I already have furry Friends

i am using these tips to make sure i know if my friend is trying to do this or not :kratos face gif here:

@ThatRabbitDude

6 ай бұрын

:kratos:

i'm even more scared now 💀

A toaster MAKE ME TOAST

All of my friends like sci-fi and I am slowly manipulating them to think protogens are not furry and then telling them they are a secret character in a game and then after they like protogens i tell them that i am a furry and now that you like protogens you are a furry

This is amazing

is that why my friend turns me into a furry.....

OR, say that you're a real-life Space Wolf.

im telling my friends that im a furry and they say "ok"

I had no idea you used a voice changer. I like you not using a voice changer. UwU

My get that when he open wrong folder XD

Bro really went heisenburg mode to think this out

Instructions unclear -10,000 Social credit

I'm dead on the spot...

WHY DID I DO THE HALF?!?!?!??!

Even if I'm not a furry, I like your vids ^^

I didnt watch a lot of videos you made but after just a few videos I still heart your voice as a robot voice like nothing changed. It felt nice. I wonder what people with synesthesia would say they hear and see about your voice. Maybe it sounds purple. Also this video is hilarious.

It worked! And...they also turned gay, That's just a side-effect tho!

Don't tell them at all, especially because they are not real. You'll only hurt yourself more by drawing attention to those that are

Thank you for this.

Someone from a discord blurted out to the whole class, so gotta love how that shit turned out... lucky this year, 0 of my friends are in my classes, so I just have to not make any and stay hidden >:3

I already did and suprisingly theres 7 in my class

0:16 "MANIPULATE"

When my friend first tell himself a furry Me: I had got my weapon ready

I just straight up told them and it went fine lol

@genericpurpleprotogen1

8 ай бұрын

You have good friends

@dimondcreeper0

8 ай бұрын

yeah i finally became a protogen and told them in DMs a few days ago after being in denial for weeks 💀

you're my favorite protogen

Oh thats a cool art "Weeks later" Well crap how im going to tell my wife now

Woah just need to to step 2

i was subconsciously doing this...

I like no voice changer.

why can I still hear the voice changer, I swear I can hear it am I going insane ?

My friend: no she likes furrys but sees not one Me later : I am My friend: wait what

AHHHHHHH

I love how aggressive he got as the video went on 💀

Bro I keep getting amber alerts at TWO IN THE FKN MORNING I AM GOING INSANE

my friend found out in a game of minecraft sumo because i lost and he dared me to tell him something that i didnt want to tell him... and he is a furry hater... we still friends tho he ignored it and we still friends and i think im converting him slowly

Bro W h a t F r i e n d s

@imjustvi6279

9 ай бұрын

The ones I locked in my closet :3

"jusr fake your own death" 3 years later "im a furry" "didnt you die"

soo I kinda accidentally turned my friend into a furry with a dare

Wanna know how to go insane? Step one, go to the haligtree roots! Step two: I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella. I AM MALENIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA So yeah shes kind of annoying with her funny blade (im dying on the inside because of her please send a therapist)

I just recently like a couple weeks ago left the anti furry community then just a few days ago I became a protogen and tomorrow I am going to ask my friend if he is still and anti furry and if he says he left the anti furry community as well I will tell him the truth I also don’t have a protogen fur suit head yet and it’s all I am planning on ever getting for my fur suit also wish me luck I hope I don’t ruin Ⓐ good friendship

Thats the best plan ive herd its almost a crime lmao