I think my mom has a crush on my dad

@fuckcraigsgloves8656

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@noutsakh.2135

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually very sweet

@filippos.archontis

5 жыл бұрын

You don't say?

@jayjacobs7306

5 жыл бұрын

I hope so

@holo6883

5 жыл бұрын

And if they love each other very much, a baby will ne born

woah woah woah, i need the basics first. what is a girl.

@FaMMaR

4 жыл бұрын

why is a girl?

@demetrius9291

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll do you one better! Who is a girl!!! (Guardians of the galaxy reference)

@double-edgedallusionart6384

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean HOW is a girl. You gotta ask the 5 Ws and 1 H

@randomperson-cq6lb

4 жыл бұрын

Girl is a humqn

@jumuno_1137

4 жыл бұрын

A grill is a thing my dad uses to cook things I’m 9 months old and I’m smarter then all of yous

You should also compare her "friendliness" with other guys. Some girls are just touchy.

@erunstoppable1174

5 жыл бұрын

pod507 you right tho... 😝

@stockyguru

4 жыл бұрын

Kayruh sa lol

@mac1bc

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, they just like to flirt with everybody 🙄

@bigfloppa6703

4 жыл бұрын

yooo so true

@elonmusk5495

4 жыл бұрын

@Blackpilled Saint true mostly but there are girls that are just naturally flirty because they enjoy the attention. It's best to avoid them because they most likely don't like you.

first step: talk to a girl It's already mission failed

@LakituKoopa

3 жыл бұрын

and they say we are the dominant gender getting everything with ease...

My dog shows all of these signs... should I make a move?

@uhhhsure9601

7 жыл бұрын

CrazyLiberals omg

@badboybandit5528

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah kiss your dog

@Thomas-yb3mf

6 жыл бұрын

*slurp*

@Thomas-yb3mf

6 жыл бұрын

*_sniff_*

@swifferwetjet1_288

6 жыл бұрын

Mozeltov

Girls just flip their hair to hit me in the face.

@viktorthevictor6240

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh They like you

@TheVarrio

4 жыл бұрын

F

@danharold5055

4 жыл бұрын

@@viktorthevictor6240 yeah thy like you... too get out of their face

@genius6084

4 жыл бұрын

@@juuni1503 aight imma head out...

@Neurotv4941

3 жыл бұрын

@NPC376877392002 😂😂😂😂

"If she makes eye contact there's a good chance she likes you". Okay. "Lack of eye contact is also another indicator that she likes you." fml

@randomperson-cq6lb

4 жыл бұрын

He means ordinary eye contact doesn't mean that she like you But if she stares at you many time or she look away every time you have eye contact with her that means she may like you Fml

@SquidCena

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomperson-cq6lb My crush doesn't even do that F for me

@soumityapatil6706

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquidCena F

@livingskeleton11

3 жыл бұрын

if ✍️ she ✍️ doesn't ✍️ have ✍️ eyes ✍️ she ✍️ doesn't ✍️ like ✍️ me ✍️

@flankz2950

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomperson-cq6lb bruh a dude does that to me and I'm a guy

8:57 *_"If she tells you to stop, you need to stop"_* I know it's an old video but thank you for putting this message in the video. It's really important to talk about it loudly and remind people (because it applies to everyone, not just men) that if someone doesn't want to do something, you can't force them. You can't ignore body language signs or words saying that someone isn't interested and still push this person to do what you want.

Amogus

@lultf1364

7 жыл бұрын

Sad

@beca3015

7 жыл бұрын

Rip

@outdateddogemem8556

7 жыл бұрын

Kawaii Desu-chan rip

@sathikraj

7 жыл бұрын

Damn that sucks bro! Iv'e been there! worse ,I got em together :(

@MrBlinky10101

7 жыл бұрын

Sussy

This comment section 😂👌

@daten__

6 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Littlebabyandersen

4 жыл бұрын

No kidding.

@merrie478

3 жыл бұрын

*Seal noises*😂😂😂😂

Prepare for some high level confusion boys.

@luiscalderon7383

4 жыл бұрын

I’m so fucking confused.

@niklaslaube7485

4 жыл бұрын

🤔😔😓

@equiaux_music

3 жыл бұрын

My crush neighbour girl , told me to come over to her house , and shows me a lot of affection , and i just ignore it and , just keeps on dreaming of having her as my girlfriend , i think i don't know what to do with a girlfriend

@BoogalooBoy

3 жыл бұрын

@@equiaux_music Just keep on playin' the "I don't care act".

@christianward3666

3 жыл бұрын

Big brain mode activated

wow thanks !!! I am now 100% sure I am not attractive to any girl!!!!

@educatedscum5306

6 жыл бұрын

filmpractica CR lmao

@phantomx3902

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@EricMaffettone

5 жыл бұрын

These are all generalizations. Some of these are clear signs of an extrovert. Ignore them if they discourage you, because you probably won't be thinking about it when you meet her. If she has low self esteem or high modesty do you think she will puff her chest out, if she doubts her attractiveness? All these things are potential signs.

@creamofthecrop5868

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Maffettone you’re saying all he can get is low self-esteem girls? Dam you fowl bro

@Toni7926

5 жыл бұрын

@@creamofthecrop5868 Honestly those girls aren't especially "easy" either, because they aren't showing signs as much as other people. This kind of girl usually told me later something like "I would have never approached you, because I didn't imagine someone like you would want me"(as we had been together for a while) or "I didn't think you were into me"(missed opportunity, because I failed to see her rather shallow signs). I think he can get both kinds of girls, it's different, but one isn't a lot more unlikely than the other imo.

If Katniss and Peeta from Hunger Games had a relationship, their ship name would be Katpiss or Peenis

@jaredtherock5692

6 жыл бұрын

But... They did. They are Peenis

@nofybn7794

6 жыл бұрын

They don't actually exist though!!

@nofybn7794

6 жыл бұрын

Why peenis? Because the guys name is always first? So sexist!!

@jaredtherock5692

6 жыл бұрын

samantha wilson What?

@redicent

6 жыл бұрын

samantha wilson what? how is that sexist?

I've been doing a lot of the body language signs around my crush without even noticing 😂😂😂

@Angie-qf3oz

7 жыл бұрын

Cry.Baby.Diana ARMY same with me but with the eye contact x3

@hiltonmotel6627

7 жыл бұрын

Cry.Baby.Diana ARMY i do it around my dad

@maijah7319

6 жыл бұрын

SAME xD

My girlfriend started off with all the preening signs before she moved to the proximity signs. They're pretty clear signs, but the clearest was her admitting her feelings to me on the spot.

@nin2494

5 жыл бұрын

The Piano Haven nah, her confession was just too subtle, so I understand why it took you a decade to ask her out.

@dkblack3461

4 жыл бұрын

That's a great point, TPH. If we were all a little more up front with how we're feeling, things would be a lot more clear!

@pisstakecentral

4 жыл бұрын

@@nin2494 wut

@pisstakecentral

4 жыл бұрын

@@dkblack3461 the sky is blue!

@iialceusii9841

2 жыл бұрын

She’s playing hard to get by admitting her feelings to you! Be careful guy

Clear indicator: You say something funny and everyone laughs, but there is one girl, that laughs really loud and then realizes, that she just did that and starts to look around nervously... yea she's socially awkward.

@turtletail313

6 жыл бұрын

me

@creamofthecrop5868

5 жыл бұрын

Nah I did that whole classroom laughed then the girl you mentioned did what you said but I’m pretty sure she did not like me

@creamofthecrop5868

5 жыл бұрын

Laura H. On a intimate level I mean

@erunstoppable1174

5 жыл бұрын

Laura H. Me af 🤣🤣

@saraps1

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha and that's me

Any other girls here to see if this is true ? 😂

@willow8915

7 жыл бұрын

Emily Koch yup..........

@glitterlizard1350

7 жыл бұрын

yeeeeep

@yourmomis5150

7 жыл бұрын

Emily Koch Yes.

@casper0324

7 жыл бұрын

Emily Koch yes.

@naiiiibaabyy8371

7 жыл бұрын

Emily Koch yeahhh

Oh, man... So many signs, that I missed, throughout my life... **quietly weeps in a corner**

@helgard36

7 жыл бұрын

Tony James Gilpin Oh man....so few signs that I never got throughout my life...*loudly yowls in despair in a corner

@oliverlinehan8701

7 жыл бұрын

Oh women, so many signals that I always got never in your death... *Silently cheers in anguish on an edge

@fallingtardis2196

7 жыл бұрын

.... MAN UP XD stop crying srsly just stop XD

@Mitzukiflyhigh

6 жыл бұрын

haha, you sounded like Morty (Rick and Morty) :))

@Suplee2

6 жыл бұрын

I was touched by a woman once (or twice). I did not hold any interest. Why? I do not like being touched at all. If you want to touch me, you'd have to be my partner. I don't like strangers touching me, no matter if they are interested in me or not. I don't touch people, I expect the same.

I found this on my recommended, does my youtube account know that I'm single?

@nin2494

5 жыл бұрын

HOLγ CLAN yes. Don’t you know KZread watches you wth the FBI?

@arjun.1751

4 жыл бұрын

Wth...too much for me to handle boii🤣

@davecullins1606

4 жыл бұрын

Actually I'm pretty it does.

I don't make eye contact with my crush cuz I'm scared I'll make it obvious

@g00dn1t3x

6 жыл бұрын

same!! bc if he knows and it turns out that he doesn't like me back, it'd be awkward

@nin2494

5 жыл бұрын

bish what that awkwardness is worth it in the long run.

@spicysalami4301

5 жыл бұрын

I literally can't control my eyes, like they always go back to look at him to see what's he doing.

@asher99_creations

5 жыл бұрын

Make it obvious girl but hide its hard to tell

@merrie478

3 жыл бұрын

@@asher99_creations you know, one of my old classmates would just stare at people, not in a creepy way and not at everyone but ppl who'll get what he's tryna do and one time , he was staring at me and we had f***ing staring competition 😂😂😂

She grab my crotch clearly she is just being friendly

@oxiary

5 жыл бұрын

ouch. im sorry dude. you're still in the friend zone.

@dudleysquibbles6366

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you’re in the super friend zone. There’s no coming out of that one, sorry man.

@mupumupu2842

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they’ll ever love you

@nin2494

5 жыл бұрын

Kamui Yu they hate you, my man.

@asher99_creations

5 жыл бұрын

Girls wont ush go there or that far unless they hate you like not just hate you ( its like the word ''like'' you ''like'' them as a friend your ''like'' ''like'' you more.) shes like in the hate hate part I'm srry

I think my mom's into me

@lukehuckerby5190

6 жыл бұрын

NotGivingOutMyRealName L Make sure you don't get into here. If you know what I mean.

@stxve120

6 жыл бұрын

NotGivingOutMyRea

@omgdannydplays6739

6 жыл бұрын

Steve mocsin wow XD

@zvonkop.2734

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@ElGoorg

6 жыл бұрын

*HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!*

My crushes signs are mixed between friendly and flirty Instructions unclear: Accidentally annexed Ukraine Edit: Ukraine is being annexed as of now, this did not age well

@dawi

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ghostie9642

4 жыл бұрын

Same, it's frustrating, she keeps on kissing my cheek but she keeps on calling me "buddy" etc FML

@equiaux_music

3 жыл бұрын

My crush neighbour girl , told me to come over to her house , and shows me a lot of affection , and i just ignore it and , just keeps on dreaming of having her as my girlfriend , i think i don't know what to do with a girlfriend

@cabbage5169

3 жыл бұрын

@@equiaux_music Approach with caution but don’t lose your window of opportunity

@IGNACY-fp8zo

3 жыл бұрын

This aged nicely

My crush said I was like family... DAMMIT!!!

@viktorthevictor6240

5 жыл бұрын

*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*

@siddharthagarwal3999

4 жыл бұрын

Is this an AoT reference?

@ZealousWins

3 жыл бұрын

F

@beastblade5416

3 жыл бұрын

Step bro I'm stuck

@unknown-kx6he

3 жыл бұрын

@@beastblade5416 what are you doing step bro 😂😂

So I'm a girl, and usually I watch these types of videos just to laugh at how wrong they are. But everything he said in this video is actually very true... XD

@zygonnecrosin2705

6 жыл бұрын

EndrGirl6! Thanks for the confirmation!

@nofybn7794

6 жыл бұрын

Not everything actually, I don't get near the guy I like. I want to be near him yes but I want to be so very far because I am nervous. I don't play with my hair because I like him, I play with my hair because. I don't do anything sexually suggestive, that is for an out going or slutty girl. I don't reignite. I don't ask to hang out. I don't ask for help. I don't touch. These are for more confident girls.

@happysmile9977

6 жыл бұрын

EndrGirl6! So now you know it take science to flirt with you girls

@boop6601

6 жыл бұрын

I try to avoid my crush XD

@aiphoseyamelav5091

6 жыл бұрын

EndrGirl6! My life is too complicated to even try and listen this..

I feel like a robot, thought to infiltrate human population.

@ja4309

3 жыл бұрын

Never knew I'd find a youtuber here XD

@Bhuvan_MS

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I didn't know you watch improvement pill lol

"the yes factor: if you ask a girl out, say to the movies or the bar, and she says yes, chances are she likes you" Great observation there detective.

Who else sees these signs, but just fucks up or ignores them

@ohhnono9453

6 жыл бұрын

Andre AA yea

A girl touched me once... sorry, I lied

@SM-yr3nt

7 жыл бұрын

FumBum girl punched me, Its true :(

@aearktik6014

7 жыл бұрын

Šimon Matouš Yeah a girl slapped me bc I took her bike and didn't ask, like nigga chill

@MPT-io8ml

7 жыл бұрын

FumBum How about your mother? Isn't she a female?

@wesnorthcutt639

7 жыл бұрын

i'm afraid thats who he's speaking of...

@flowers9382

7 жыл бұрын

FumBum so many girls have actually touched me no line

just hold up a big neon sign and I will get the hint

@wittyblonde6728

6 жыл бұрын

Go with your gut along with the other signs. It works most of the time worth a shot.

if you don't have the ball to capitalize on those opportunities, she will lose interests in you and move on - that's 100% true...

@wednesday567

4 жыл бұрын

then she wasndudjidjjdn begind with

@kuniosaiki

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, takes me a week or two to switch interest if I fell like it’s not gonna work out.

I noticed 2/3 and I took my shot. I’ve got the girl of my dreams. THANKS!

@justaguy618

3 жыл бұрын

And then you woke up

@anthonytyreewilliams2540

3 жыл бұрын

@@justaguy618 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like this girl and I can't tell if she likes me or not. Let's watch this video to get the answer. (10 minutes later) I will never be loved :(

@zyrexxd7266

6 жыл бұрын

smash brawler22 16 years premium account yeye

@boop6601

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, as a rly shy girl some of these don't apply to me

@joaocesteil51

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha true

@courtneyblanton1987

6 жыл бұрын

litterly just tell her if she turns red she is in love

@alanj554

6 жыл бұрын

Same :(

I hate making eye contact, it is like literally the worst thing

@DarkSE10OfficialcoBC

7 жыл бұрын

ikr lmao

@misskem11

7 жыл бұрын

Lauren Clay ikr

@hiltonmotel6627

7 жыл бұрын

It cant be worse than touching

@brookewolfnight

7 жыл бұрын

Ikr I always feel awkward

@shabaotb

7 жыл бұрын

+TheChiller007 avoiding eye contact is even more awkward

welp, im dying alone.

@draoidh6479

5 жыл бұрын

Majora's Masquerader ahahahaha nooo

@triforceize

5 жыл бұрын

Me and you both man

@pumpkinwaffles7569

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@itzben499

4 жыл бұрын

I've just accepted that fact lmao

@maur3318

4 жыл бұрын

Me too man.

This really depends on your Country's social habits. Where in Portugal, in a party/club, its an habit to compliment girls with 2 kisses, even when they are introduced to us. Its normal when we meet a girl, we kiss and we put our hand on the waist. Girls do the same. Its not a sexual/interest sign. It just means we are confortable around girls. Also, touch/taps/open body, mean sh...t. We are comfortable with touching, so touching each outher is like a conversation normality. Guys/girls that are shy, nervous, or not so social, usualy avoid touching others. So if you come to Portugal, and the barista puts his/her hands on your waist or arm, to talk closer to you, please dont try to french kiss the hell of him/her.

@samaboischool

6 жыл бұрын

but i did.. and guess what happened

@cesarchavez5235

6 жыл бұрын

SAMABOI You drowned in Pussayy?

@samaboischool

6 жыл бұрын

hell yea

@nofybn7794

6 жыл бұрын

Really?!

@kosmo763

4 жыл бұрын

@bubble butt these kind of situations happen from portuguese to portuguese, so outsiders don't experience that aspect of our lifestyle that much :/

This is so true. This video isn't a tutorial of how to get a girl... this is a video to help you out to know if a girl is interested in you

@treize32

7 жыл бұрын

....You think so? By reading the title, I thought this was about abortions.

i'm so bad at this shit and life in general

@mikestone6078

7 жыл бұрын

If you're young, that might be it. You can grow beyond that. ;-)

@Ralph1826

7 жыл бұрын

Xander vM welcome to the club

@wesnorthcutt639

7 жыл бұрын

i guess I am too...

@d3athm0ng3r

7 жыл бұрын

You and 342 people pal.

@gabortolnai9573

7 жыл бұрын

watch more of his videos

Wtf? My gf shows all these signs for her male best friend. I knew it!

@allyluna8377

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@kodycore

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch dude, gotta have a serious conversation with her

@saiko81

5 жыл бұрын

F

@minglee9288

4 жыл бұрын

F

@nevermindme4289

4 жыл бұрын

F

If you want to know if a girl likes you (I'm a girl myself) She will look at you and turn away when she thinks you see her. If you tell a joke and she is the only one to laugh she might like you. She might fix her self when she thinks you like her. And if she is doing these things and kind of gets awkward near you she might like you. And remember this.... not all girls do this and don't be disappointed if she doesn't like you there is someone else too.

Im a girl and I have literally no idea why I just watched this... I must have gotten to the weird side of youtube somehow. But I gotta say this video was a 10/10 and you will catch me doing pretty much all of these things if I like a guy

@rukeyburg1084

6 жыл бұрын

This is not the weird side of youtube.. There are much more weirder/creepier things on youtube....

someone does the exact same things but she has a boyfriend

@vinbucketts6209

7 жыл бұрын

ya we call those girls attention gremlins ... aka CUNTS ahahahahahahhhhahahahaaha jk i respect women

@mikestone6078

7 жыл бұрын

Some girls love flirting and won't take it to another level if they're taken. On the other hand, people can find somebody they like more, even if they're in a relationship...

@beerbellybastard5842

7 жыл бұрын

You don't have to explain the difference, I know the difference.

@beerbellybastard5842

7 жыл бұрын

If she flirts, she might as well move to act two, and you might as well watch.

@FragenAnsLeben

7 жыл бұрын

agressive and insecure behavior is a combination that is definately not attractive. just saying.

"if you dont have the balls to capitalize on these signals a girl will lose interest and move on" well that certainly struck a nerve with me! i guess i should focus on building confidence.

Wtf I'm a girl and I naturally laugh and play with my hair a lot, leave me alone lol

@viktorthevictor6240

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe you're just in love with... Everybody!

@user-ss2pj1rh7q

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just play with my hair whenever I'm nervous... And I'm always nervous

@sieg6635

3 жыл бұрын

Gtfo

@ab-mc3sb

3 жыл бұрын

of course BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER

@thenoblemute7669

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah Bob the Builder is a girl

1:37 Could've sworn he was going to write down "Rape" O_O;

Thats not 3 signs ... those are 100 signs

@AzatisS

7 жыл бұрын

***** haha , its ok , i liked the video , im joking :)

"other bed room activities" just say it we're all adults here. You mean if y'all bulid a fort she likes you.

as a girl, i cant stop smiling watching this video because its just so cute lmaooo i love how guys make all these strategic plans and scheme just to get close to a girl 🥺

Guess I just don't got the balls to go up to a girl and talk.

@beerbellybastard5842

7 жыл бұрын

Just try it for once...

@beerbellybastard5842

7 жыл бұрын

I once took a girl out for a date, and my hands were shaking... but then I was cool with other girls...

@Sztermel

7 жыл бұрын

Meh the one called Nino just take some benzo

@gerardocoreas-ayala5281

7 жыл бұрын

Easy 4 all of u guys to say T_T

@MrSayfertDCUO

7 жыл бұрын

Some advice to atleast motivate you a bit. If she's interested in you and she knows that you are showing some signs you're interested in her, then just know that you'll feel more embarrassed and more regret when you don't talk at all than going up showing her your first impression and see what happens. Otherwise, she will move on and regretting what you could've done, but didn't is just....not a good feeling.

OK tried touching....Is it a good sign I got slapped across the face REALLY hard?

@PKL4K

7 жыл бұрын

NameYT yes it means, let's f**k right now

@hazzah1007

7 жыл бұрын

That's foreplay to some women.

@tylermcnally9931

7 жыл бұрын

You weren't supposed to go straight for the titties

@Carlos-fp8jo

7 жыл бұрын

NameYT yes, she touched you back. Congrats man

@savicc2561

7 жыл бұрын

Oh my. These comments are quite the sight.

Yeah well, you still can't tell if she's into you. Maybe she's from Canada and is trying to be polite.

Women love him Men hate him Watch this video NOW!

@rangerrick-bugreviews3307

6 жыл бұрын

donald?

@soup3678

5 жыл бұрын

gamedemon001 wait what

@skyhope5105

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I had a date two nights ago. Having been in a five year relationship I wasn't completely sure how it went. About 90% of these signs happened exactly as you described. She didn't laugh much with my stupid jokes, but she smiled a lot and we kept talking into the night, hair, posture, playful touching, all there. I've just asked her out again. I'm not even sure why I'm sharing this, I guess to say thanks. I really like this girl, and I've said this only five times in my life so far. No youngster here. Anyway, thanks. Subscribed.

God, life is stressful.

Men I should have watched this earlier, because there was this girl showing all of this signs, I honestly also liked her, but I think she gave up😭😂

@minimogamer6482

5 жыл бұрын

Ur not the only one

@sulfur_americium2993

4 жыл бұрын

You are not the only one. I literally cried in the 7th grade wondering if I was ever gonna find a gf and now after watching this I’m realizing that a girl I found attractive also liked me, but she gave up now lmao.

@NamFoService

4 жыл бұрын

Happened to me aswell. I blew so many chances and now that I got my logic back no girl is interested in me anymore...

@Niaz_S

3 жыл бұрын

Me too buddy me too

You know there will be a girl, who defies all the points but still be into you

There's this hot girl who I've seen with these signs, it's already hard for me to talk to her because I have social anxiety but she is also my best friend's sister haha

@thunderbolo154

7 жыл бұрын

I said ŚTFU HAHA yolo dude, but you need more self-trust

@macg2431

7 жыл бұрын

I said ŚTFU Damm same thing here bro

@jakescourage

7 жыл бұрын

I say you should try talking to her, you got nothing to lose. Or you could just ask your friend

@sabr3cat188

7 жыл бұрын

Social Anxiety is definitely a worthy feat to overcome. I've no doubt that, with time, you'll prove a stunning intellectual on the science of the interpersonal. In the meantime, please do yourself a favor and, in a comfortable, introverted kind of way, initiate a conversation. I have full faith it will go your way :)

@AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk

7 жыл бұрын

Stop watching porn. You'll lose your social anxiety

I'm a straight guy and I do most of these things, aside from physical contact. And it works for me, because girls can typically tell they need to escalate with me rather than waiting for me to do it

@DarkSE10OfficialcoBC

7 жыл бұрын

true true lol

The only clear sign is to just say it unambiguously, with words.

@maythesciencebewithyou

5 жыл бұрын

And even then she could be thinking "this guy is disgusting, but at least he's rich"

I’m a girl and I’m watching this video Too make sure I don’t do ANY of these in front of My crushe

NOO! THIS MEANS IM FUCKING OBVIOUS WHEN I TRY NOT TO BE. FUCKING. HELL.

@Rayasunshine10

7 жыл бұрын

k3lly GIRL RIGHT I DO ALL OF THIS SHIT TOWARDS THIS ONE GUY, IF HE WATCHES THIS IM SCREWED

@dmike3507

7 жыл бұрын

Hey come on, it's only fair, if you expect guys to be straightforward you should be too!

@eucalyptusdreadlord1552

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, most guys have no fucking clue what signs are or just exaggerate things that don't matter.

Yes, this is actually good advice. Very rare on the Internet.

this can all be summed up with one time tested saying lads: 'when in doubt, whip it out!' Go For It Bro!!!!!!!!!! Chicks love that! (Disclaimer: if you believe the above in any way, prepare to remain single and possibly pick up criminal charges; 'whipping it out' in no way promises results and may lead to loss of friends, co-workers, employment, being banned from public places, put on sexual offender lists and contracting STD's. 'whip it out' with caution, expose that below average thing at your own risk)

@Xanderpr96

5 жыл бұрын

Love the fucking disclaimer.

@memeswereablessingfromthel3942

5 жыл бұрын

I forgot to read the disclaimer, I got court next week

LOOK OUT FOR: -STUTTERING -FIDGET SPINNERS UNABLE TO HOLD EYE CONTACT AKA BLINDNESS

What do you think about double standars? why so many people consider that a man should approach a girl but not otherwise? I think both genders should approach equally

@Mr_x_19922

7 жыл бұрын

Ian Lopez I hate feminism lol. I mean girls should approach guys not viceversa

@emmanuellopez3471

7 жыл бұрын

Because apparently, men are more dominant and chasey than women who are more submissive and picky. That's why all the animals do it this way too, but I do agree. It would be nice to not have so much pressure to BE A MAN, and GROW A PAIR.

@Mr_x_19922

7 жыл бұрын

Emmanuel Lopez fuck you man, I won't beg any woman for attention, no decent man should beg any woman to be with her, if they don't want to, they can go fuck themselves or sell her body, you want to beg, go beg, I have decency

@Mr_x_19922

7 жыл бұрын

***** you don't have a clue if I have gf or not, you don't know me in real life

@baileymakemeasandwich5452

7 жыл бұрын

you´re both being kind of sexist there. Just stop it

this girl won't leave me alone make a vid how to get rid of girls plz

@allhailkingryan3598

7 жыл бұрын

Tell her you love her and want to marry her and call her 7 or 8 times a day. She will be gone before you know it.

@gordonramzee9457

7 жыл бұрын

AllHailKingRyan nah I'm good I'll just kill myself

@Artbug

7 жыл бұрын

Tell her you're broke... ba dum TISSS!

@2001ashwin

7 жыл бұрын

Ender_ Flop_Boy is she legend27?

@oliverlinehan8701

7 жыл бұрын

1)make lots of memes, read lots of memes, and meme memes. 2)if a girl hasn't gone far away yet, she really, really likes you and will never leave you.

1.) true 2.) true 3.)kinda true 4.)true 😂 1.) eye contact....so true every single thing 😂 2.) open body language..yeah it's true 3.signs of nervousness...VERY TRUE proximity sign :of course it's true 2.physical proximity....yes 3.excuses to hang out...😂😂😂 yes it's true 4.kino (physical contact)...the only thing wrong is there's different hugs u need to look out For..like if a girl hugs u gently it means she's more gentle around u ..a more rough hug is more of a friendly hug 1. Laughter... trueeee 2. Yeah girls feel bad when they say no to something u wanna do together And the last one is true ❤ Let me know is someone feels the same or different about this😊 Your welcome? 😂

@fabiancisneros3007

4 жыл бұрын

This is criminally underated. Thanks for the help!

Feel like no girls like me

Hu...... Never happened to me 😭

@CapsUnlocked

7 жыл бұрын

Improvement Pill that's pretty encouraging

@sycix1

7 жыл бұрын

Well, I remember these signs and I always spot if a girl likes someone else in my area, but still havent found anything towards me. Am I still not looking hard enough? I guess Ill stay single forever.

@zenvious5645

7 жыл бұрын

WarriorKatHun Exactly me

My girlfriend I know she likes me but she won't admit it

@myinhuman5771

7 жыл бұрын

ThunDerp34 - You're like 9 you shouldn't have a girlfriend... I'm just here to be able to mess with people's minds..

@myinhuman5771

7 жыл бұрын

jonah14er Yeah no.. You're a 9 year old... Who let you on the internet... I'm gonna tell your mom..

@genericusername7448

7 жыл бұрын

Why do you need for her to admit it? SHES YOUR GIRLFRIEND FFS

@Consolous

7 жыл бұрын

@GenericUsername I think the joke is he is pretending she is his girlfriend, not that she is his actual girlfriend.

I'm up at 1:17 AM in the morning... watching this to see if she likes me when I know she doesn't. It's a school night :/

We're supposedly an intelligent species capable of clear on complex verbal communication. Why even both with all this nonsense when you can simply tell someone how you feel, clearly and explicitly? It would certainly be the dawn of a golden age of civilization if people simply said what they meant.

@noble20xx56

7 жыл бұрын

crubs83 It would be so much easier. No awkwardness, nobody would be confused on when to make a move and what move to make, no playing around.

@m.c.martin

6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Mortality

@MandenTV

5 жыл бұрын

crubs what a stupid comment

@dkblack3461

4 жыл бұрын

Crubs, I completely agree. There would be no confusion, no guessing and no misunderstandings if we were all just a little more forthright

I have noticed this signs that you (and other channels) mentioned on a few girls but I can't help but realize that we eventually fall victim to confirmation bias. It would be better to watch this along with other "how to tell if a girl DOESN'T like you" videos to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings and disappointments.

@MuttFitness

7 жыл бұрын

ch l someone not liking you is easy. they answer any question with just a single word. they also never suggest conversation topics. they also kick you jn the balls.

what if you grab a girl but she tells you to stop in a laughing way and after you let go she isn't mad but red and laughing?

@projectbpain44

7 жыл бұрын

***** I feel like she likes me but she just won'y let me hold her...man that sounds creepy

@wesoychswiat6370

7 жыл бұрын

Spidey-Kun maybe she is shy and that makes you touching her uncomfortable for her

@bryanrivera1175

6 жыл бұрын

Spidey-Kun she wants the d

@javiergarcia8302

6 жыл бұрын

Bryan Rivera lol

@emppudud5692

6 жыл бұрын

Improvement Pill FK!

Forever alone + anyone else calls Valentine day "depression day", just like me?

@CrispyChikenSammich

3 жыл бұрын

same

I hug my enemies more than my friends. Most people find my hugs " to tight" and "I here cracking sounds" and " I'M IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF YOUR HUGS AND YOUR STIlllll" then a long beep.

I am just here to try these things hoping my crush finds this video and asks me out 😞

@uhhhsure9601

7 жыл бұрын

The Galaxy Twins one day bro

@liavkoren4753

6 жыл бұрын

The Galaxy Twins if your a girl it doesn't mean you can't. Actually if he likes you back it'll be a big relief if you will do the first move

With eye contact she probably just thinks that you're cute,but it doesn't mean she likes you.

@wesoychswiat6370

7 жыл бұрын

Elijah Ewers thats still when you should start talking to her so you can see if she's any good

This is surprisingly really spot on. I am with this girl and I am like "Woah, our keno escalation compliance is through the roof!".

Sign 1 ->Body language preening - she will try to look more desirable and try to get ur attention like playing with hair,fixing clothes and posture,playing with objects Rapport - She would easily get open to you if she wants you things like eye contact(repeated glance,prolonged eye contact,eye to eye during group convo) Open body language,Signs of nervousness Sign 2 -> Proximity signs Re-initiating conversation Physical Proximity Excuses to hang out Pretending helpnessness Physical but intimate contacts all these signs indicate she want you to be around her Sign 3 -> Compliance signs Laughter(halo effect,girls think guys they like are funny) Yes factor Kino escalation (least intimate,flirty level,Sexual level,you have to slowly escalate to flirty level and see if she does is back she is into you but if she backs off stop)

Is getting stabbed with a pencil on the daily a sign

@spacepirate-dailydestinyvi3323

7 жыл бұрын

Bumba Cuber homie is it ?

@Thomas-yb3mf

6 жыл бұрын

i think so

@Thomas-yb3mf

6 жыл бұрын

nah she wants you dead

@mia-eq7ol

6 жыл бұрын

Yes she might be teasing you

you Rocked again...!!! usually I get bored watching 10mins video,but ur presentation skills,voice and the content made me watch full..😁😀😁

1. body language 2. Proximity(re-initiating conversations, being physical, excuses to hangout, kino (physical contact)) 3. compliance signs(laughter, yes factor, kino)

And that's the vid that let me know... I'll forever be alone 😥😥😥

Although some of the things mentioned in this video are widely-known and obvious..this was still a great guideline! Thank you for ur uploads

@nelsonw9483

7 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised by the amount of virgins that don't know about this because they've never gotten any of these signals from girls.

@rungcox4823

7 жыл бұрын

the funny thing is i hang out with a group....5 boys and 4 girls..about 3 are sending me these messages so...💃💃💃💃

lot of good info thats real good job bro

Oh, man. It is so much to remember, gotta write that down

What...? I flip my hair because it tickles and gets in my way...

@user-ss2pj1rh7q

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@sieg6635

3 жыл бұрын

That’s cap

@Ocer.

3 жыл бұрын

@@sieg6635 yup

Man..this is more hard then math Im out

yes nervous young school girls is what I'm looking for SMH

@oliviapeihopa4592

7 жыл бұрын

What the Fuck Did you Say ?

@juan120535

7 жыл бұрын

Olivia Peihopa HE SAID HE'S ON THE FBI WATCHLIST!

@Mitsuki12345

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@spicysalami4301

5 жыл бұрын

Wot? Are u sure?

I am a woman and I would say this is 💯 true

Wow thank you! Now I know for 100% that no girl is attracted to me! And never have been.

this is too accurate

@xxeddiexx2785

7 жыл бұрын

Christa K wanna be my girlfriend

Your voice is so calming 😂

I watch these things for tips on what *not* to do around my crush.

When you get these signs in the past and ignore them, I'm 99% sure I'm super oblivious

So when i was in high school (or middle school, whatever you call it, basically the school where you go when youre 12 to 16-17-18) this girl appearantly had a crush on me since first grade. She appaerantly told some guys she knew she had a crush on me and those guys went out and told me, like jackasses. Through the years she always seemed to like me, she kept showing interest in me for about 4 years: she wrapped her arms around me from the back (boobs pressing against my back YASSS) to show me something on a map i was holding, "accidentaly" tripped towards me so i had to catch her to prevent her from falling when doing sports once, trying to get into a conversation with me. You know, attraction stuff. Now the only problem though was that i didn't really show anything back to her. I was kinda shy around girls (wasn't the most experienced with them at the time), felt like she had too skinny legs (yes, i know, very superficial of me), saw pictures of her when she was younger which for some reason kinda turned me off, not feeling ready for a girlfriend yet (although i would've still enjoyed going all over her, since even though she had kinda skinny legs back then, she was still hot). I didn't really 'feel it' mostly. She kept being really persistent for 4 YEARS. I admired her dedication. Now eventuelly she stopped flirting and showing signs of attraction to me since i didn't really 'respond' to them (never told her i didn't like her since i have tbh i really did enjoy a girl going after me like that), she got herself another guy, broke up (i think, cause i dont see them together anymore) and now seems to be single again. Now. Here come's the important part where i would like to have some advice on. I'm starting to like her more and more these days, but i feel like she doesn't like me anymore, i feel like i had my chance and blew it. Is this true? Have i indeed screwed up? Or does she probably still like me but is hiding it? I would like to know what some of you guys and especially girls have to say about this.

@tokimekatemorinki1078

7 жыл бұрын

She may think that you're gay. Or she may think that you're to high and mighty. In my opinion you should just talk to her and explain yourself to her cause she might like you still. I mean she "hunted" you for 4 years! That crush won't go away that easily. But you should be prepared to be rejected or get slapped as a result also. And sorry about my english. It's not my first (mother) language.

@lesliechavez3337

7 жыл бұрын

Sir McFartOfDoom YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SAY BYE BYE AHAHHAAHAHA

@helgard36

7 жыл бұрын

Sir McFartOfDoom bit late to respond here but watch the video that this guy has posted on "getting a girl to like you" - he does address the friend zone (and in the comment section many people talk about this as well). Make no mistake - you waited too long. In her mind, you've gone from the "Maybe" category (of sleeping with/and dating) to the Friend zone/"No" category. To her, you are a friend. Gotta work to get out from it....

@psis6786

6 жыл бұрын

Sir McFartyFart *VSAUSE MUSIC PLAYS*

@sureshdoollub6019

6 жыл бұрын

Sir McFartyFart pregnant ... .

Best channel ever. Keep it up man

@phantomlord5707

7 жыл бұрын

Improvement Pill Your handwriting is perfect

Concise, on point, solid. Well done. Subscribed.