Yo she is setting you guys on a suicide mission on the emoji part

@absxlute1sra_yt

2 жыл бұрын

fr

@naee4781

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@joeljeffrey7790

2 жыл бұрын

And the text alot part

@creamsod4341

Жыл бұрын

Yea that shits reminds me of September 11th

@dat.one_lightskin6218

Жыл бұрын

That’s when I realized the video was for girls

My texting energy is usually dependent on how the other person texts lol I don’t want to text paragraphs and they reply with a few words 😅😂

@taibanour3349

2 жыл бұрын

Same😭

@444fawn

2 жыл бұрын

i always text long texts first but if they just keep replying with short ones i mirror the energy, i’m not gonna end up looking like i’m chasing or desperate for someone tf 🙄

@MissLilCuteTea

2 жыл бұрын

@@444fawn fr if I ever text a person without energy at this point im not going to try but I can't help just to be myself and eventually just send paragraphs to that person anyways lol

@swaggyemily2878

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@white7558

Жыл бұрын

SAME 😂😂💀💀💀

not me hitting them with the "yo if you could be any superhero who would you choose" out of absolutely nowhere

@mikespencer4646

8 ай бұрын

word to my mother

@deonnalacey8706

7 ай бұрын

I love seeing funny comments like this lol

@lalayys

5 ай бұрын

I DID THAT TODAY XD

@deadliersheep7697

3 ай бұрын

i think pidowman is betew

@MichaelShrock

2 ай бұрын

You remind me of my coworker

Thank you 💖🖤☪️♉️🖤♑️💜🛌🩸🌡️🌡️💉🌆💿🌃💾🏐🎣🏐⚽️🤿⚽️

@avaroche3984

Жыл бұрын

I laughed at your comment 😂

@drrichie3505

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@KINGEDITZ940

6 ай бұрын

Same omg 😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😮😂😮🎉😅🎉😊❤😊❤😊😂😊😅🎉😅🎉😅❤😅❤

@HLHS_Fishing

5 ай бұрын

@@avaroche3984I didn’t laugh at yours😂😂😂

@SiennaG013

5 ай бұрын

basically what she meant 💀

"Never ask a fish, how to catch a fish. Ask the fisherman" - The fisherman

@Promizir

Ай бұрын

Bro this is the most realest comment

@EarlyHusky

21 күн бұрын

Smooth

@renzoelperipatetico

5 күн бұрын

Then tell me how?! I'm actually just wanna stop being so awful at texting, like whenever I text someone who isn't my friend I'm just so dry fr It feel like I keep killing interest from the other person

facetime is more awkward than texting imo😺

@jordanphillips3341

Жыл бұрын

That's bc your a child

@R9naldo

Жыл бұрын

U doing something wrong then. If ur fucking up on facetime all u need to do is fake freeze first for a couple sec and then end the call immediately and turn your wifi off for a couple mins and say your phone ran out of battery

@abdishakzsomar

Жыл бұрын

@BreathinXxGrande- OFFLINE FOR A WHILE(WEEEKS) fr

@Seabiscuit7

Жыл бұрын

Face time? 😱😨

@shreckythehottie

Жыл бұрын

bro ft is so much hetter

"How was your day?" Is also not open-ended, I've learned, because people will often respond with "good."

@Nobody_194

8 ай бұрын

That's so true and they often don't elaborate or go into detail at all. People often find the shortest ways to reply to texts nowadays, unless they like you or find you interesting.

@trash6960

7 ай бұрын

Very true . I’ve got the “Good. Wbu” a lot of times. I’ve actually stopped texting so many girls because I see the conversation is quite redundant or I messed up and tried to hard by randomly asking a open ended question. “ what’s your favorite color “ which isn’t exactly a turn off but it makes you look boring for sure. You know a girl considers you boring if you are used to her reponding at a certain pace (excluding the occasional real life inconveniences) and randomly the messages start becoming more and more delayed. You dropped from potential partner/friends with benefits to at most you are a acquaintance

@kilgore1863

4 ай бұрын

You can follow that up with, “How so?”

@manvichauhan4683

2 ай бұрын

Bro but if they are interested in talking to you, they can also say you know what this happened with me today..

@khalilhunter4721

20 күн бұрын

how about if you ask "So, did anything exciting happen in your day?"

new and improved title: *how to get bullied over text*

@dead2me135

Жыл бұрын

Whats your advice?

@mattybwilliams7615

7 ай бұрын

@@dead2me135don’t spam emojis like a physcopath 😔

@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying

6 ай бұрын

​@@mattybwilliams7615just say you're boring 🙄🙄 emojis make it so much more fun and improve the mood 😭

@mattybwilliams7615

6 ай бұрын

@@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying who?

@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying

6 ай бұрын

@@mattybwilliams7615 everyone who thinks emojis are stupid 😭😭

So, here's your advice for never sending dry texts. 1) Have a good personality

@Ivy_Wings

Жыл бұрын

That makes sense now :(

@moshroomm

11 ай бұрын

*keyboard clacking* how to.. get a good personality

@ueIl

10 ай бұрын

You don't necessarily have to have a good personality, you just need to look like you do. But genuinely having a good one is better for long term

@testedguy

9 ай бұрын

Shit

@psych7776

9 ай бұрын

*be social

“My grandma died” “Omg it’s like giving trolls 🧌😭💀👉🤌🧜‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙉🎤🐭”

@angelcolon1930

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@midnightstarr1787

20 күн бұрын

💀💀💀

If the girl is interested, she'll text you no matter what

@Tipsxx

10 ай бұрын

Fr it’s not being dry if u just answer the other person it’s acc being so rude my ex best friend never texted me I was always the one who texts first and she never rlly extended the conversation she just answered me then went offline

@lizrei3614

8 ай бұрын

She can also be scared

@Smartie_Watabi

7 ай бұрын

True

@lilvirgo1

4 ай бұрын

If she loves you, you can't do nothing wrong in her eyes. If she doesn't love you, you can't do nothing right in her eyes.

@Entropy991

2 ай бұрын

Yeah true if she interesting

I already hate normal phone calls. FaceTime gives me anxiety. I’d rather send snap videos back and forward. Or talk in person.

@adelynnminney9197

Жыл бұрын

Ok same, y’all make me relate…..like ALOT

@nathanyu7030

Жыл бұрын

imagine having social anxiety over the phone 💀💀 couldn’t be me 😭😂

@CorporationSKY

Жыл бұрын

Butch assed generation, it's just conversation not a drug deal

@adelynnminney9197

Жыл бұрын

@@CorporationSKY it’s called anxiety…tell me when you learn how it feels

@CorporationSKY

Жыл бұрын

@@adelynnminney9197 anxiety of what? Entitlement is killing you. You think women are the only ones that feel FEAR of death and losing everything you worked to build? Ever been married to a woman, as a man, who you thought loved you for 5 years just for her to TAKE YOU FOR EVERYRHING YOU G O T because she's BORED and thought she could DO BETTER!! Hmm? Bet not! So smart in everything but cant simply TALK to people and be GENUINE...its pathetic.

Anything but the FaceTime 💀

Istg I'm more dry over call than text 💀

Broooo don't ask questions, it just gets you into dead convos ong

@JhonnyStone100

Жыл бұрын

so what do we do instead? can’t really ask for a meet yet because we haven’t established rapport yet

If someone responds dryly I send back a drawing of stick figure them with their response written in the corner, basically imitating how they looked when they sent the text

Terrible advice tbh. If you’re a guy chatting to a girl you like over text your one and only goal in said text conversation is to arrange a meet up. Only use emojis to soften a message if it could be interpreted differently. One time there was this girl I really liked and we messaged eachother all day for months. By the time it got round to seeing her it was the most awkward date I’ve ever been on why? Because I’d already said on text everything I had to say

@----m

Жыл бұрын

if you have nothing left to say on a date when you've been texting her for months then that's a problem with face to face chemistry, not you running out if things to say, because that doesn't happen with actual couples that stick together, they always have something to talk about. Thats why the poster urges you to face time than text, so that meetups like that feel more natural.

@Unixnize

Жыл бұрын

Kinda sounds like a you problem. What exactly was your plan if you became partners? Stare at each other until you retire? The emoji stuff is decent advice though.

@topdoochannel6609

8 ай бұрын

@@Unixnize😂😂😂

Me writing an essay Girl = Okay 😑

@thesnow_princess3608

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! Except gender bend

@kramarancko1107

10 ай бұрын

@@thesnow_princess3608huh?

@swat_-pn7et

6 ай бұрын

lmao

@xcryosonx

6 ай бұрын

The solution: stop writing paragraphs

@ArchdukeAcres

3 ай бұрын

not me

A person who reciprocates is a must. Of five recent conversations I’ve had, maybe one out of five asked about my interests. The other 4 gave off vibes of being very self centered.

Bro my texts are so dry that my dumbass sent her a pic of a brick wall Update: she said no

“What’s your favorite food?” “Yes.”

A wise man once said, "you don't ask a fish how to catch them, you ask a fisherman"

@Thomas--Shelby

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment.

@Joeboat3000

Жыл бұрын

@@Thomas--Shelby your welcome

@Unixnize

Жыл бұрын

If you genuinely believe this and think it's insightful you aren't alpha, you're eels who think they are "fishermen".

@CokeConnoisseur

Жыл бұрын

@@Unixnizebro took it too serious

@feyeahh

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

“Go crazy on the emojis”💀💀💀

Me last year: well I’ll never meet a girl so I won’t ever have to worry about this Me now: oh shit

They say, “oh” and “okay” and “that’s too much to type” then when I say I gotta go or something like that or ask if they’re busy, she says, “no I wanna keep talking I’m not too busy” but it’s still stays dry, like I ask all the questions

the emoji part is how to get ghosted

"use emojis" My honest reaction: 🤯🔫, 🍑🏊, 🧑‍🦽🚗, 🕳️🤸

OMGGG, thanks girlyyyy. I'm not dry anymore! 😍😍👀💕💕😍🎉🎉😘😘💞💞💞😍🎉🎉🎉👀

@grechecgt2575

5 ай бұрын

You are lost utterly:)

Don't listen to fish to catch fish,

@corn8591

Жыл бұрын

1. people aren’t fish 2. this is about texting anyone, not only the people you are trying to court. don’t you have friends?

@stonegardenllc9346

Жыл бұрын

@@corn8591 1 people are fish 2 this women is about females being the fish 🎣

@JhonnyStone100

Жыл бұрын

@@corn8591 texting anyone isn’t the same as texting girls you’re trying to hook up with.

@corn8591

Жыл бұрын

​@@JhonnyStone100 And yet this comment was left under a video about texting ANYONE. If it were a dude in the video, none of you would be talking about this stupid fish analogy. You just can't see women as anything other than a potential hookup, and that's your problem not mine. Maybe try being a normal person, it's a lot easier.

@Nikolai.007

Жыл бұрын

haha 😂

You got me a gf 😁

All of these absolutely work - if she's already head-over-heals drooling over you. But if she just kind of likes you or you are just starting out, most of these are suicide. 1. The open-ended questions bit is true - simple yes or no questions often kill conversations. Open-ended questions are great for texts and IRL conversations. 2. Long-ass texts out of nowhere can often be overwhelming to men or women. While you don't always want to text short one-sentence texts, regularly texting at least a few lines of dialogue shows you're not bored, but sending them an entire book will make anyone think you're obsessed. If you're really concerned, try to match their energy. 3. Emojis - as stated at the end of #2, match their energy. NEVER start going crazy with emojis right out of the gate. Don't be afraid to use a few when starting out, but when one person uses few to no emojis and the other person uses a ton, it can be overwhelming, and often annoying.

when people give answers like "ok" or "cool!" Idk how to respond, but I give those same sorts of responses when idk what else to say and it SUCKS bc I want to keep the conversation going but idk if they do/what to talk about 😭

I tried your advice, but she still texts dry. And now I realize that she just ain't into me

@StardustSpiritDragon

Жыл бұрын

At times it may not be your fault i mean sure you can focus on the attributes of what make you interesting by doing hobbies and doing the things that you love but at times even a man who has hobbies money and take good care of his health at times some girls are just not interesting themsleves at times it not your fault it her fault it depends on both parties actually i hope my information helps you.

SHE WAS GAY 😭

@deejayho4625

Жыл бұрын

hmmm…..idk how to help you there buddy

@andrewsuarez5034

Жыл бұрын

😂

@altern6181

Жыл бұрын

If she gay then you should have both of them

@brianorozco1074

Жыл бұрын

We live in a society

@soccershark2010

Жыл бұрын

broooo 💀

The reason im a dry texter it’s bc Idk how to start a conversation or just I don’t care abt the person who im texting 💀

@testedguy

9 ай бұрын

Ouch the second one hurts

@Katarinabluu_MY

9 ай бұрын

@@testedguy lmfao

How I am rizzing a fine lightskin with a great personality as a white boy with a 4/10 face and a 7/10 physique: 1. Be laid back go with her pace but always keep her guessing as to your intentions (make sure she mentions facetime first dont force that) 2. Be bold when sending messages dont be afraid to send a risky text you can always play it off as a joke (if she sends you mirror or beach pics compliment her outfit/style) 3. Send her updates thru your day while being nonchalant about it but also funny sometimes (especially if you play sports let her know when your putting in work but remember being athletic is only part of it she doesnt care about your team she cares about how you are making progress) 4. Make her laugh and open up to her but not a crazy amount maintain a playful level of mystery 5. DON'T BE AFRAID TO GO OFF TOPIC when im texting/facetime we'll could be talking about family drama and immediately switch up to just a funny post I saw that day (THIS IS HOW YOU DONT BE DRY)

No cause whenever I do this there just like “idk.” LIKE WDYM💀

Guys just remember if carrying a conversation its better to talk to wall then her.

me texting a whole paragraph my bestfriends only saying "ok" or "lol" or "sure"

@deonnalacey8706

7 ай бұрын

I be mad as hell when they do that lol

Try being in my shoes and getting a one word answer from your crush in PERSON

Omg 😂😱😳😮😮🎉🎉🎉🎉 this helped soooioo extremly very much 😂😂❤❤❤. Now im wetter than the ocean 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 over text 🎉

i fr dont wanna be too obvious with it cuz i may like her but i like her as a friend that i would hate to lose too

Don't ever try to have conversations over text. Texting should be quick and to the point if you want to talk with her then call her but keep the texting to a minimum.

@stonegardenllc9346

Жыл бұрын

This generation has too many unspoken rules what what are the fucking rules

Thanks for the advice! There is this girl and we both like each other but I'm not good at showing it through text. This gonna help a lot! Thank you! 🙏💯

Rule 1: Never take a woman advice.

@manofculture-69

Жыл бұрын

Rule 2 : there is only rule 1

@brendonforrester8016

Жыл бұрын

Rule 3: Read rule 1

@manubhardwaj9373

Жыл бұрын

Sigma rule....

@_street_rat_2026

Жыл бұрын

I’m a woman and i confirm this comment as helpful advice

@vivinast4rs

Жыл бұрын

ew

Oh wow that’s weird lol I just got disconnected from the internet and I didn’t know how to 😂😊🎉😮🎉😅😂😮🎉🎉😂😮😂😮🎉😮🎉😮🎉😮🎉😮😢😮🎉😮🎉😅😂🎉😮🎉😮😂😮😂😮🎉😮🎉😅😢😊😂😮❤😮😂😊🎉😮❤🎉😅❤😅❤😮❤😅❤😮😂😂😊❤😅❤😮🎉😂😮❤😮🎉🎉😅😂😮🎉😢🎉😅😮😅😢😮🎉😮😢😅😢😊😮😅😂😢😊😢😅😮😮😊😅😮😮😅😢😊😢😊🎉😮❤😢😂😮🎉😅🎉🎉😮recconect back to the internet and 🎉😅😂😅❤❤😊😂😅😂😮❤😅😂😂❤😅😅😂😅😂😅😢😢😅

If hes over 40 and dry texting just leave him to his babymama and kids in peace. You deserve better. Speaking from experience. Do not every carry a conversation.

Thanks I hate texting because it feels so awkward

I normally ask what are your thoughts on the current socio-economic factors effecting the rise in oil prices in sub tropical continents. Might work for you too

FaceTime is way less awkward especially in newer relationships

Dry testers me making me think they mad through text fr💀‼️ (power of dry texting)

She responds in one word when I send a paragraph

What if your socialy awkward and the FaceTime is dryer then the text-

I can’t be the only person who hates FaceTime with my whole life. It is so awkward and boring and I just would rather meet the in person or text

Me asking an open ended text - them saying I don’t know

She's dry texting me all the time lol

I HATE texting! Honestly, I prefer dry texts.... It means the conversation is over faster 😅

“Go crazy on emojis” Me and the guy who likes me: *literally only texting in emojis*

AHHH THANK YOU ❤

im bouta use these tips rn

I don't use emoji that much but I'm a sticker addicted 😂

or u can talk in person and have real entertaining conversations

“Never ask a sheep how to catch itself” she is setting yall up

my ex bsf saw this and went "nah imma do my own thing" ☠️

Thats why you dont ask a fish how to catch a fish, she setting yall up except for the open ended questions

She trynna set y’all up wit tips 2 and 3 lmaoo

i’m so glad someone else agrees with the emojis, i can’t do one line without them to be honest 😭

In 41 do not F'n facetime me

Guys don’t listen, you don’t seek validation

How you let yourself get caught like this 😂 I would never try robbing somebody on a street that lit up

Instructions unclear i told my boy this and his crush stopped talking to him

Crazy, I skipped straight to talking on 12+ sometimes 17+ hours calls with someone for one to two weeks straight at one point during the pandemic, to all of a sudden nothing like we were strangers.

Everyone tell me I should be more dry when texting cuz I usually text like really long and detailed paragraphs

My recent text was "have you ever wanted to smell like a blue Gatorade* ❤

Miranda Sings moves her head in the same way giving advice

Tbh I feel like when you actually connect with someone, you won’t find the need to try so hard to continue the conversation. My ex boyfriend and I would talk about literally anything and never get bored. On the other hand, some other guy I was getting to know, it was extremely dry to the point where I’d be googling what to talk about. Sometimes, it really is just a waste of time.

Here all the introverts

No one can be more dry than my ex

I’ve only gotten aww, after a long text

Im kinda happy, that me and my „crush“ are both extremely dry Texters.

@longmoney6543

3 ай бұрын

Does that even mean they like you

@Milkomeda_Galaxy

3 ай бұрын

@@longmoney6543 yes, in irl. In texting we‘re more of people who reply with „ok“ and then death.

My boyfriend just screams like a pterodactyl on FaceTime

When I was talking to my crush on a topic on text, he kept answering me but not with as much detail. And me: answering with more detail, then, all of the sudden he called me on FaceTime and my heart skipped a beat ❤

What if the conversation is good and I have lots of energy when I’m texting but the texts ending up being like ‘wowza’

Dont you use emoji guys!!!!! And definitely avoid the chitchat. Only text when u are available other wise you will look desperate

also use caps and just send reels

This is genuinely good advice idk why people are arguing with it lmao

I have a shy gf and I text her a lot but I feel like she’s dry. Is she just being like that cuz that’s how she is?

@Sleepewalker

Жыл бұрын

If she's your gf maybe you could try talking about this with her (in a more casual way, not make it look so serious). Communication is always the key 🌟

Just be yourself, it worked for me to lose a girl

Ima dry texter bc I’m emo BAHAHAH💀🖐🏻

@urfavcottoncandy

Жыл бұрын

are you laughing at yourself

@ursohappy469

Жыл бұрын

What gave u the urge to reply

@ryugaforever7713

Жыл бұрын

😂

We all can stop the dry texting and be human and meet in person. I personally would rather have deeper conversations in person. If you don’t have Covid, you don’t need to be having deep conversations through text messaging or even video chat.

Don’t always send paragraphs of texts to the other person bc it won’t always work just send like a sentence each text

I try to avoid face times as much as possible.. I think texting is way better than facetimes

Thank you

POV: they are actually trying to hint to you that their "social battery" is drained.

Not the facetime part......ion wanna have them see my face after crying bc i couldnt find the last chocolate chip cookie.....

I do all these, except the emojis one. I need to send this to people and say like “I hate dry texters😩” or somethin’ idk lol

What if she doesn't do the same 😅

My gf texts me every morning which I appreciate (she’s two hours ahead) but she’s really boring to text and I always have to initiate the FaceTime calls which I’m getting really tired of.

how to get in a friendzone 101 hahah

Ok very good advice except for the emoji part