How to SOLVE Illegal Immigration | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
Комедия
► Cubans convinced us they invented the Ham Sandwich…
Miami/Fort Lauderdale I love you. Thank you for the amazing weekend.
#TheLifeTour see you there 💪
► THE LIFE TOUR IS COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU!!!
Nashville
Austin
Phoenix (2nd Show Added)
New York City MSG (SOLD OUT)
Los Angeles Crypto.com Arena
San Diego
Abu Dhabi
Palm Springs
Las Vegas
Spokane
Seattle (SOLD OUT)
Vancouver (4th SHOW ADDED)
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Is amazing how this guy manages to find relatable material no matter the crowd. He's one of the best when it comes to that.
@TheAnnoyingBoss
9 күн бұрын
"See totally cuban sandwhich" 😂
@michaelking6894
9 күн бұрын
His intelligence of cultures and societies is crazy!
@roodnelcharles4248
9 күн бұрын
Yesss he's so good at that!! It's impressive asf... every crowd he got cultural and social jokes about them..
@TamagoHead
7 күн бұрын
Andrew is great at ad-hoc standup. He’s brutal in a funny way & brilliant, but pals like that are best taken in short/small doses.
@Niznuts123
7 күн бұрын
In his podcast he mentions a lot of times of how much research they do. When they have hosts, they do a ton of research on the person to be prepared. The same goes to shows. They research the city, culture, and history
😂😂😂 he nailed the Cuban accent And he’s right, 30 years later I still struggle with “Fort Lauderdale” and “Worcestershire Sauce” 😂
@anime4life384
10 күн бұрын
Too be fair I don't think anybody actually knows how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce. Just say it with enough confidence and you'll be alright haha there's even brands that make fun of it like "worsh your sister" sauce 😂
@MsFionaxxx
9 күн бұрын
Depends on where you are from. Try the English family name Featherstonhaugh, or Chalmondeley!!!
@MsFionaxxx
9 күн бұрын
P.S. They are pronounced Fanshaw and Chumlee!
@paradox_productions
9 күн бұрын
@@MsFionaxxx😂😂😂I WAS OFFOFF 😂😂😂
@Phaevryn
9 күн бұрын
I'm so white I glow in the dark, can't pronounce worcestershire sauce for sh1t.
He’s right, Cubans are very confident. Have you seen the Canadian Prime Minister?
@onetallcan_FIFA
8 күн бұрын
Nice 😂
@josue24
5 күн бұрын
That guy can steal your girl in multiple different languages. You’d be confident too if you had a head full of hair, attractive, lead an entire nation, spoke several languages etc. 😂🙌🏻
@Wire.scientist
5 күн бұрын
Definitely true for the Canadian PM, 😂 that too when he has the genetics of the most famous Cuban in History😜
@jonathancirami9737
4 күн бұрын
😂
@lescobrandon4586
3 күн бұрын
Joke went over your commie head @@josue24
3:30 somebody let that damn seagull in again!
@allouttabubblegum1984
11 күн бұрын
Here I am looking for a bird!😂
@hookback
11 күн бұрын
Get your facts straight. It's a dolphin.
@seeharvester
11 күн бұрын
does sound like a seagull
@shadowprince4482
11 күн бұрын
🐬🐬🐬🐬
@adamespinoza7877
9 күн бұрын
Hahahahah
I have a Cuban colleague, dude is the most confident guy in the company by far.
Man speaks truth as a joke like nobody else. I'm latino, working on my American visa only to escape the tyranical regime on my country. And i'm trying to speak Fort Lauradale until now without any success
@wes3527
11 күн бұрын
just say Fort Liquordale. Thats what I always heard my family from south florida call it
@104thironmike4
10 күн бұрын
Tip, to say it easier, brother: say "lot", like "a lot". say "a". And then say "Dale", like the name dale, pronounced like in daily. Then put it together. "Lot-a-dale."
@cman7605
9 күн бұрын
@@104thironmike4 damn. it worked
@doobybrother21
8 күн бұрын
@@cman7605 guess you're American now :) good luck to you and your family
@104thironmike4
8 күн бұрын
@@cman7605 Sweet! Congrats!
Andrew Schulz is definitely on my Top 5 all time favorite Stand-ups 😂
@Judeslaer24
11 күн бұрын
He is up there with Matt rife for me
@thisfeatureisstupidxo
11 күн бұрын
@@Judeslaer24💀💀💀💀💀
@goldbud2287
11 күн бұрын
Too bad he’s such a BLM fan, they’re just a Marxist organization and do zero for POC
@siralimccoockie-monster8730
11 күн бұрын
@@Judeslaer24 Mat is very funny, he definitely makes my top 15...
@mrnibbles3166
11 күн бұрын
Sit-down comic
As a Cuban I have to say, that was hilarious 😂😂
@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266
11 күн бұрын
I believe you.
@LitoGeorge
10 күн бұрын
Did you write this comment 7 minutes after the video ended?
@yasielromero8236
10 күн бұрын
@@LitoGeorge lol good one
Andrew has a Diddy-Meek Mill relationship with his mustache
@petefoster8698
11 күн бұрын
More like his hair
@Chris-Someguy
11 күн бұрын
Mustache rides are free
@Timur21
9 күн бұрын
I think he has this style for an acting role no?
@LeroyGreen420
7 күн бұрын
He def does with Hitler haircut
@petefoster8698
6 күн бұрын
@@Timur21 no lol he’s had it for quite some time now
Andrew's Cuban accent is SO on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, I can't
@andresao6109
11 күн бұрын
Yeah, it's "bery goo"
@tallmarn8927
11 күн бұрын
@@andresao6109 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mannyb7949
10 күн бұрын
for a moment I thought I was listening to Carlitos Brigante.
@courtneywilliams6376
2 күн бұрын
Yoel Romero 100 percent
Seen you live in Phoenix!!
Amazing night. Best show of the year at HRL. Andrew is the best doing it right now. Hands down. Come back to SFL anytime!!
went to this show, literally was laughing the whole time!
1:16 the guitar @ hard rock 🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
More of these 🙏
not sure how you know so much about niche cultures but this was spot on as if you were from south florida, very funny, sad I missed this show!
@Snoop_Dugg
11 күн бұрын
His team buys jokes from local comedians, else they scout out the place first.
@WKRP187
11 күн бұрын
@@Snoop_DuggBS!! If you watch his stand up he has knowledge and jokes of different tribes/sects all around the globe not just Cubans.
@AKNeal81
11 күн бұрын
He grew up in THE melting pot of the US: NYC
@iJaxy10
18 сағат бұрын
If you keep an open mind and just talk and listen to people you’ll learn a lot
@chrisprilloisebola
10 сағат бұрын
@@Snoop_Dugg literal cope and nonsense
3:30 that laugh😂😂😂
Absolutely virtuosic work, Andrew!
Savage, love him❤
Just come across your's video some days before And till now watch all your videos and yt shorts and NOW You are my favourite. LOVE FROM INDIA.... Oneday Attend your life show...G.O.A.T...
Just seen you in Charlotte and you crushed it, the 🐐
I listen to Schultz for history lessons. Learned more from his comedy than I did in school.
Please come to Europe!!! You are the best. Haha
HE'S TOO GOOD
I was here 😂 he was great that night
man you crazy 🤣
My first show with him and he killed it. Can’t wait for him to come back
When are you back in florida??! Can't find anything in the calendar
bro your culture absorption game is crazy, god damn i loved this.
Shultz is becoming a top 10 all time comedian. Solid dialogue and an extremely thought out approach. He understands different cultures.
Can’t wait till you decide to come to Denver I’ll be front row, been watching this man for a minute… always new content always funny as hell
The Pacino accent is hilarious
Every Latino loves Andrew, the jokes on point, just pure gold. I'm waiting for the puertoricans jokes 😂
See you next month in LA
Bro, best comedian EVER!
It's a slippery slope buddy😅
This man doesn't miss
The cuban accent really reminded me of Yoel Romero lol
@ETS186
11 күн бұрын
"you can do whateva itis youwannado..go...go..." Seen that interview? I swear I felt like I could conquer Jerusalem when he said that.
@NigelMacDonald-mt9wn
7 күн бұрын
I luhh yoo
That was 🔥 Cuban sandwich. 😂
You always bring something unique to the table, can't get enough!
Omg! The Cuban accent is so good 😂
A class in crowd work for sure! 🤣
Still got it.
He is our millennial Bill Blurr and Dave Chappelle.
@sisamusudroka3000
11 күн бұрын
Nah Dave chappelle is a reach, you can be a fan of Andrew but this is just glazing 😂
@RSpracticalshooting
11 күн бұрын
@@sisamusudroka3000 yeah people saying he's their top 5 of all time and shit, they must not know more than 5 comedians. Andrew is funny but he's far from being up there with the greats like Burr and Chappelle.
@tyroneevansfloyd
11 күн бұрын
I said he is our millennial version of bill and Dave.
@RSpracticalshooting
11 күн бұрын
@@tyroneevansfloyd except worse in every way, so no. Shane Gillis and Mark Normand are way funnier.
@jon466
11 күн бұрын
Bill burr and Dave are already the millennial versions . What are you even saying? You talking about gen z maybe?
I want to know how in the heck is your process to learn so much about every culture and nationalities😂😂😂. The goat
Lmaoooo this guy is so good
I only read the title and thought.... I'm interested lol
ive never seen a comedy show with that much life in the room
He never fails to crack my ribcage from laughin so hard😂😂😂
Please come to Halifax, Canada before youre too big 😂
He is goated. He can say pretty much anything. I love real comedy like how it used to be.
The efficiency joke is so south Florida he put on a clinic with this clip
Where can we see the full video
Hezi the goat 🐐 😂😂😂 it’s a bat signal for latinos is wild 😂😂
Where are the roadtrip, behind the scenes clips?
I wish I knew you came to Fort Lauderdale!!!!!!!!!!! I would've bought tickets!!!! I wish I saw the whole show!!!
The condom joke hit home 😂😂
Does anyone know that song at the end?
As a cuban i approve if he ever makes it to Kentucky totally going to his show
...Jeremy Clarkaon's "Germans can't say 'squirrel' " joke redux.
Saw Andrew at the moody center he killed it
3:30 Comedian by day, crime fighting Seagull-Man by night
Love from India❤
A New Yorker will never run out of jokes, saw him at comedy club last year, fkn hilarious
Andrew Schulz is awesome, 👍.
As half Cuban I thought this was hilarious
The joke about Cubans! LMAO😂
BABE WAKE UP! ANDREW SCHULZ UPLOADED!
Hezi ❤
This dude can go to any city and kill you! That punch line against San Antonio in the Austin show was killer. #sewagekids 😂😂
Damn he killed us 😂😂😂😂
Dead on your cuban accent!😂
Dude has the 'do not leave me alone with children' mustache. LOL
3:30, dude turned into a seagull for a sec
Brilksint
Coming from a Latino, he ain’t wrong 😂😂. Awesome show in Atlanta.
Literally eating a Cubano sandwich as I’m watching. White bread/ Swiss cheese/ ham/ pickle yup he got it alright
As a Colombian, I found this to be an exquisite performance.
Reminds me of my Cuban abuelos!
Hey Andrew, can you look into the connections between clowns and the Nephilim?
I can tell he fully immerse himself in other cultures for these jokes
Andrew looking like Dr robotnik from the first sonic movie
This guy is so fucking cool. Haven't listened to enough of his stuff.
❤❤❤❤
Andrew is a fool🤣😂👏🏼
To bad he's not on Netflix I really love his specials
@TheSupart91
11 күн бұрын
He only has one special on Netflix but yea he needs more tbh
@allouttabubblegum1984
11 күн бұрын
Boycott Netflix, they promote pdf fillia with Cuties.
@mulder1013
11 күн бұрын
Netflix wanted him to edit jokes out of his special so he bought it back and put it out himself
@dieterdohlen6386
11 күн бұрын
If you put the name of his special into google, the friendly search engine will provide you with links where you can watch it.
@WKRP187
11 күн бұрын
Why would you want to watch him on pay TV when you can pay him directly or eventually get it for free on YT?? Makes zero sense. F... Netflix
My favourite comedian. No diddy.
He understands cultures like no other 😂
That was time capture disguised as comedy…legend
Kyle Dunnigan did this joke years ago
Man im dumb mad these dudes bought out all the MSG tickets before i even got the chance too 😤
Changing the gameeeee, multi-cultural jokes, doesn't matter if you're a Schultz hater you gotta throw respect on emmm
Latinos be on another dimension 😂😂😅💔💔😅😂😂
i just imagine akash back stage ready to be stroked by andrew like he's dr. evil's bald cat.
@pookeyblow
11 күн бұрын
This is crazy
A little bit more, and he would cross over to the Tony Montana accent, which is great
u gotta make it out of something they r afraid of, like a condom" 🤣💀
Bro is a savage!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽
🙌💥❤️
I no fraid of pooosy lmao 🤣