How to SOLVE Illegal Immigration | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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► Cubans convinced us they invented the Ham Sandwich…
Miami/Fort Lauderdale I love you. Thank you for the amazing weekend.
#TheLifeTour see you there 💪
► THE LIFE TOUR IS COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU!!!
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  • @marcosalvarez9826
    @marcosalvarez982611 күн бұрын

    Is amazing how this guy manages to find relatable material no matter the crowd. He's one of the best when it comes to that.

  • @TheAnnoyingBoss

    @TheAnnoyingBoss

    9 күн бұрын

    "See totally cuban sandwhich" 😂

  • @michaelking6894

    @michaelking6894

    9 күн бұрын

    His intelligence of cultures and societies is crazy!

  • @roodnelcharles4248

    @roodnelcharles4248

    9 күн бұрын

    Yesss he's so good at that!! It's impressive asf... every crowd he got cultural and social jokes about them..

  • @TamagoHead

    @TamagoHead

    7 күн бұрын

    Andrew is great at ad-hoc standup. He’s brutal in a funny way & brilliant, but pals like that are best taken in short/small doses.

  • @Niznuts123

    @Niznuts123

    7 күн бұрын

    In his podcast he mentions a lot of times of how much research they do. When they have hosts, they do a ton of research on the person to be prepared. The same goes to shows. They research the city, culture, and history

  • @AV-fu7lx
    @AV-fu7lx10 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂 he nailed the Cuban accent And he’s right, 30 years later I still struggle with “Fort Lauderdale” and “Worcestershire Sauce” 😂

  • @anime4life384

    @anime4life384

    10 күн бұрын

    Too be fair I don't think anybody actually knows how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce. Just say it with enough confidence and you'll be alright haha there's even brands that make fun of it like "worsh your sister" sauce 😂

  • @MsFionaxxx

    @MsFionaxxx

    9 күн бұрын

    Depends on where you are from. Try the English family name Featherstonhaugh, or Chalmondeley!!!

  • @MsFionaxxx

    @MsFionaxxx

    9 күн бұрын

    P.S. They are pronounced Fanshaw and Chumlee!

  • @paradox_productions

    @paradox_productions

    9 күн бұрын

    @@MsFionaxxx😂😂😂I WAS OFFOFF 😂😂😂

  • @Phaevryn

    @Phaevryn

    9 күн бұрын

    I'm so white I glow in the dark, can't pronounce worcestershire sauce for sh1t.

  • @ilikemath6834
    @ilikemath68348 күн бұрын

    He’s right, Cubans are very confident. Have you seen the Canadian Prime Minister?

  • @onetallcan_FIFA

    @onetallcan_FIFA

    8 күн бұрын

    Nice 😂

  • @josue24

    @josue24

    5 күн бұрын

    That guy can steal your girl in multiple different languages. You’d be confident too if you had a head full of hair, attractive, lead an entire nation, spoke several languages etc. 😂🙌🏻

  • @Wire.scientist

    @Wire.scientist

    5 күн бұрын

    Definitely true for the Canadian PM, 😂 that too when he has the genetics of the most famous Cuban in History😜

  • @jonathancirami9737

    @jonathancirami9737

    4 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @lescobrandon4586

    @lescobrandon4586

    3 күн бұрын

    Joke went over your commie head ​@@josue24

  • @ezbz
    @ezbz11 күн бұрын

    3:30 somebody let that damn seagull in again!

  • @allouttabubblegum1984

    @allouttabubblegum1984

    11 күн бұрын

    Here I am looking for a bird!😂

  • @hookback

    @hookback

    11 күн бұрын

    Get your facts straight. It's a dolphin.

  • @seeharvester

    @seeharvester

    11 күн бұрын

    does sound like a seagull

  • @shadowprince4482

    @shadowprince4482

    11 күн бұрын

    🐬🐬🐬🐬

  • @adamespinoza7877

    @adamespinoza7877

    9 күн бұрын

    Hahahahah

  • @joshmitima2232
    @joshmitima22329 күн бұрын

    I have a Cuban colleague, dude is the most confident guy in the company by far.

  • @cman7605
    @cman760511 күн бұрын

    Man speaks truth as a joke like nobody else. I'm latino, working on my American visa only to escape the tyranical regime on my country. And i'm trying to speak Fort Lauradale until now without any success

  • @wes3527

    @wes3527

    11 күн бұрын

    just say Fort Liquordale. Thats what I always heard my family from south florida call it

  • @104thironmike4

    @104thironmike4

    10 күн бұрын

    Tip, to say it easier, brother: say "lot", like "a lot". say "a". And then say "Dale", like the name dale, pronounced like in daily. Then put it together. "Lot-a-dale."

  • @cman7605

    @cman7605

    9 күн бұрын

    @@104thironmike4 damn. it worked

  • @doobybrother21

    @doobybrother21

    8 күн бұрын

    @@cman7605 guess you're American now :) good luck to you and your family

  • @104thironmike4

    @104thironmike4

    8 күн бұрын

    @@cman7605 Sweet! Congrats!

  • @siralimccoockie-monster8730
    @siralimccoockie-monster873011 күн бұрын

    Andrew Schulz is definitely on my Top 5 all time favorite Stand-ups 😂

  • @Judeslaer24

    @Judeslaer24

    11 күн бұрын

    He is up there with Matt rife for me

  • @thisfeatureisstupidxo

    @thisfeatureisstupidxo

    11 күн бұрын

    @@Judeslaer24💀💀💀💀💀

  • @goldbud2287

    @goldbud2287

    11 күн бұрын

    Too bad he’s such a BLM fan, they’re just a Marxist organization and do zero for POC

  • @siralimccoockie-monster8730

    @siralimccoockie-monster8730

    11 күн бұрын

    @@Judeslaer24 Mat is very funny, he definitely makes my top 15...

  • @mrnibbles3166

    @mrnibbles3166

    11 күн бұрын

    Sit-down comic

  • @yasielromero8236
    @yasielromero823611 күн бұрын

    As a Cuban I have to say, that was hilarious 😂😂

  • @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266

    @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266

    11 күн бұрын

    I believe you.

  • @LitoGeorge

    @LitoGeorge

    10 күн бұрын

    Did you write this comment 7 minutes after the video ended?

  • @yasielromero8236

    @yasielromero8236

    10 күн бұрын

    @@LitoGeorge lol good one

  • @Robin.Woods.
    @Robin.Woods.11 күн бұрын

    Andrew has a Diddy-Meek Mill relationship with his mustache

  • @petefoster8698

    @petefoster8698

    11 күн бұрын

    More like his hair

  • @Chris-Someguy

    @Chris-Someguy

    11 күн бұрын

    Mustache rides are free

  • @Timur21

    @Timur21

    9 күн бұрын

    I think he has this style for an acting role no?

  • @LeroyGreen420

    @LeroyGreen420

    7 күн бұрын

    He def does with Hitler haircut

  • @petefoster8698

    @petefoster8698

    6 күн бұрын

    @@Timur21 no lol he’s had it for quite some time now

  • @tallmarn8927
    @tallmarn892711 күн бұрын

    Andrew's Cuban accent is SO on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, I can't

  • @andresao6109

    @andresao6109

    11 күн бұрын

    Yeah, it's "bery goo"

  • @tallmarn8927

    @tallmarn8927

    11 күн бұрын

    @@andresao6109 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mannyb7949

    @mannyb7949

    10 күн бұрын

    for a moment I thought I was listening to Carlitos Brigante.

  • @courtneywilliams6376

    @courtneywilliams6376

    2 күн бұрын

    Yoel Romero 100 percent

  • @rico989
    @rico98911 күн бұрын

    Seen you live in Phoenix!!

  • @nestorandlan1220
    @nestorandlan122011 күн бұрын

    Amazing night. Best show of the year at HRL. Andrew is the best doing it right now. Hands down. Come back to SFL anytime!!

  • @prismeta436
    @prismeta43611 күн бұрын

    went to this show, literally was laughing the whole time!

  • @TheSupart91
    @TheSupart9111 күн бұрын

    1:16 the guitar @ hard rock 🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @eduardoguzman918
    @eduardoguzman91811 күн бұрын

    More of these 🙏

  • @CompletelyInadequate
    @CompletelyInadequate11 күн бұрын

    not sure how you know so much about niche cultures but this was spot on as if you were from south florida, very funny, sad I missed this show!

  • @Snoop_Dugg

    @Snoop_Dugg

    11 күн бұрын

    His team buys jokes from local comedians, else they scout out the place first.

  • @WKRP187

    @WKRP187

    11 күн бұрын

    ​@@Snoop_DuggBS!! If you watch his stand up he has knowledge and jokes of different tribes/sects all around the globe not just Cubans.

  • @AKNeal81

    @AKNeal81

    11 күн бұрын

    He grew up in THE melting pot of the US: NYC

  • @iJaxy10

    @iJaxy10

    18 сағат бұрын

    If you keep an open mind and just talk and listen to people you’ll learn a lot

  • @chrisprilloisebola

    @chrisprilloisebola

    10 сағат бұрын

    @@Snoop_Dugg literal cope and nonsense

  • @jooniper93
    @jooniper9311 күн бұрын

    3:30 that laugh😂😂😂

  • @chaseschallen1508
    @chaseschallen150811 күн бұрын

    Absolutely virtuosic work, Andrew!

  • @julieshelley7340
    @julieshelley734011 күн бұрын

    Savage, love him❤

  • @shauryamishra5700
    @shauryamishra570011 күн бұрын

    Just come across your's video some days before And till now watch all your videos and yt shorts and NOW You are my favourite. LOVE FROM INDIA.... Oneday Attend your life show...G.O.A.T...

  • @diamondrobinsonsr.8760
    @diamondrobinsonsr.87609 күн бұрын

    Just seen you in Charlotte and you crushed it, the 🐐

  • @tizo1122
    @tizo11229 күн бұрын

    I listen to Schultz for history lessons. Learned more from his comedy than I did in school.

  • @anonyym5050
    @anonyym505011 күн бұрын

    Please come to Europe!!! You are the best. Haha

  • @AbdilHando
    @AbdilHando11 күн бұрын

    HE'S TOO GOOD

  • @dawickednest
    @dawickednest11 күн бұрын

    I was here 😂 he was great that night

  • @julienkabangu5436
    @julienkabangu543611 күн бұрын

    man you crazy 🤣

  • @sebastianalvarado2390
    @sebastianalvarado23908 күн бұрын

    My first show with him and he killed it. Can’t wait for him to come back

  • @Trading-Freedom11
    @Trading-Freedom1111 күн бұрын

    When are you back in florida??! Can't find anything in the calendar

  • @teddeyishere
    @teddeyishere9 күн бұрын

    bro your culture absorption game is crazy, god damn i loved this.

  • @arod6689
    @arod66894 күн бұрын

    Shultz is becoming a top 10 all time comedian. Solid dialogue and an extremely thought out approach. He understands different cultures.

  • @westcoastspartan1528
    @westcoastspartan152811 күн бұрын

    Can’t wait till you decide to come to Denver I’ll be front row, been watching this man for a minute… always new content always funny as hell

  • @bam-b-nodenaro1269
    @bam-b-nodenaro126911 күн бұрын

    The Pacino accent is hilarious

  • @kevindejesus3634
    @kevindejesus363411 күн бұрын

    Every Latino loves Andrew, the jokes on point, just pure gold. I'm waiting for the puertoricans jokes 😂

  • @arrivalanche
    @arrivalanche11 күн бұрын

    See you next month in LA

  • @tarajean1414
    @tarajean141410 күн бұрын

    Bro, best comedian EVER!

  • @MartyrAlmo
    @MartyrAlmo11 күн бұрын

    It's a slippery slope buddy😅

  • @avi3020
    @avi302011 күн бұрын

    This man doesn't miss

  • @anonymoususer900
    @anonymoususer90011 күн бұрын

    The cuban accent really reminded me of Yoel Romero lol

  • @ETS186

    @ETS186

    11 күн бұрын

    "you can do whateva itis youwannado..go...go..." Seen that interview? I swear I felt like I could conquer Jerusalem when he said that.

  • @NigelMacDonald-mt9wn

    @NigelMacDonald-mt9wn

    7 күн бұрын

    I luhh yoo

  • @youngjohn5076
    @youngjohn507611 күн бұрын

    That was 🔥 Cuban sandwich. 😂

  • @LizzieMcgraw
    @LizzieMcgraw11 күн бұрын

    You always bring something unique to the table, can't get enough!

  • @bleachdragon88
    @bleachdragon8811 күн бұрын

    Omg! The Cuban accent is so good 😂

  • @SunnyLovetts
    @SunnyLovetts6 күн бұрын

    A class in crowd work for sure! 🤣

  • @TheLefaLife
    @TheLefaLife11 күн бұрын

    Still got it.

  • @tyroneevansfloyd
    @tyroneevansfloyd11 күн бұрын

    He is our millennial Bill Blurr and Dave Chappelle.

  • @sisamusudroka3000

    @sisamusudroka3000

    11 күн бұрын

    Nah Dave chappelle is a reach, you can be a fan of Andrew but this is just glazing 😂

  • @RSpracticalshooting

    @RSpracticalshooting

    11 күн бұрын

    @@sisamusudroka3000 yeah people saying he's their top 5 of all time and shit, they must not know more than 5 comedians. Andrew is funny but he's far from being up there with the greats like Burr and Chappelle.

  • @tyroneevansfloyd

    @tyroneevansfloyd

    11 күн бұрын

    I said he is our millennial version of bill and Dave.

  • @RSpracticalshooting

    @RSpracticalshooting

    11 күн бұрын

    @@tyroneevansfloyd except worse in every way, so no. Shane Gillis and Mark Normand are way funnier.

  • @jon466

    @jon466

    11 күн бұрын

    Bill burr and Dave are already the millennial versions . What are you even saying? You talking about gen z maybe?

  • @stranger_91
    @stranger_9111 күн бұрын

    I want to know how in the heck is your process to learn so much about every culture and nationalities😂😂😂. The goat

  • @SuperbikeDiscovery
    @SuperbikeDiscovery11 күн бұрын

    Lmaoooo this guy is so good

  • @cartelmoney
    @cartelmoney11 күн бұрын

    I only read the title and thought.... I'm interested lol

  • @sidTheWatcher
    @sidTheWatcher11 күн бұрын

    ive never seen a comedy show with that much life in the room

  • @realemiele.franco736
    @realemiele.franco7367 күн бұрын

    He never fails to crack my ribcage from laughin so hard😂😂😂

  • @Chris-Someguy
    @Chris-Someguy11 күн бұрын

    Please come to Halifax, Canada before youre too big 😂

  • @EverythingRomeo_84
    @EverythingRomeo_8411 күн бұрын

    He is goated. He can say pretty much anything. I love real comedy like how it used to be.

  • @onemanavenger6616
    @onemanavenger661611 күн бұрын

    The efficiency joke is so south Florida he put on a clinic with this clip

  • @yeahmadvault
    @yeahmadvault4 күн бұрын

    Where can we see the full video

  • @glintrhmj
    @glintrhmj11 күн бұрын

    Hezi the goat 🐐 😂😂😂 it’s a bat signal for latinos is wild 😂😂

  • @Mintaka.
    @Mintaka.10 күн бұрын

    Where are the roadtrip, behind the scenes clips?

  • @AntiSocialYogg
    @AntiSocialYogg11 күн бұрын

    I wish I knew you came to Fort Lauderdale!!!!!!!!!!! I would've bought tickets!!!! I wish I saw the whole show!!!

  • @SavageBunny1
    @SavageBunny111 күн бұрын

    The condom joke hit home 😂😂

  • @BeKozTube
    @BeKozTube11 күн бұрын

    Does anyone know that song at the end?

  • @Cubanguy1977
    @Cubanguy19775 күн бұрын

    As a cuban i approve if he ever makes it to Kentucky totally going to his show

  • @albertpeterson5585
    @albertpeterson55856 күн бұрын

    ...Jeremy Clarkaon's "Germans can't say 'squirrel' " joke redux.

  • @MRBANKS2008
    @MRBANKS200811 күн бұрын

    Saw Andrew at the moody center he killed it

  • @jmssun
    @jmssun10 күн бұрын

    3:30 Comedian by day, crime fighting Seagull-Man by night

  • @charan-xq5bd
    @charan-xq5bd11 күн бұрын

    Love from India❤

  • @de1here
    @de1here7 күн бұрын

    A New Yorker will never run out of jokes, saw him at comedy club last year, fkn hilarious

  • @comedyspin9156
    @comedyspin91567 күн бұрын

    Andrew Schulz is awesome, 👍.

  • @milomako2143
    @milomako21437 күн бұрын

    As half Cuban I thought this was hilarious

  • @rubenvargas4233
    @rubenvargas423310 күн бұрын

    The joke about Cubans! LMAO😂

  • @oatmealformana
    @oatmealformana11 күн бұрын

    BABE WAKE UP! ANDREW SCHULZ UPLOADED!

  • @QAAAA1212
    @QAAAA121211 күн бұрын

    Hezi ❤

  • @darkassassin1987
    @darkassassin198711 күн бұрын

    This dude can go to any city and kill you! That punch line against San Antonio in the Austin show was killer. #sewagekids 😂😂

  • @_.F0X._
    @_.F0X._7 күн бұрын

    Damn he killed us 😂😂😂😂

  • @omarrivera2603
    @omarrivera26038 күн бұрын

    Dead on your cuban accent!😂

  • @Laneline5000
    @Laneline50007 күн бұрын

    Dude has the 'do not leave me alone with children' mustache. LOL

  • @LordDonnington725
    @LordDonnington7253 күн бұрын

    3:30, dude turned into a seagull for a sec

  • @dexter7043
    @dexter704311 күн бұрын

    Brilksint

  • @Hugo-Hernandez
    @Hugo-Hernandez11 күн бұрын

    Coming from a Latino, he ain’t wrong 😂😂. Awesome show in Atlanta.

  • @phobowl
    @phobowl10 күн бұрын

    Literally eating a Cubano sandwich as I’m watching. White bread/ Swiss cheese/ ham/ pickle yup he got it alright

  • @Viralbutnotyet
    @Viralbutnotyet7 күн бұрын

    As a Colombian, I found this to be an exquisite performance.

  • @derail6996
    @derail69968 күн бұрын

    Reminds me of my Cuban abuelos!

  • @vimwmiv7003
    @vimwmiv70037 күн бұрын

    Hey Andrew, can you look into the connections between clowns and the Nephilim?

  • @YanYnwa
    @YanYnwa9 күн бұрын

    I can tell he fully immerse himself in other cultures for these jokes

  • @ezatron9766
    @ezatron976611 күн бұрын

    Andrew looking like Dr robotnik from the first sonic movie

  • @ABLW013
    @ABLW013Сағат бұрын

    This guy is so fucking cool. Haven't listened to enough of his stuff.

  • @P100D.
    @P100D.11 күн бұрын

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @2huer09
    @2huer0911 күн бұрын

    Andrew is a fool🤣😂👏🏼

  • @everything._.nonchalant37
    @everything._.nonchalant3711 күн бұрын

    To bad he's not on Netflix I really love his specials

  • @TheSupart91

    @TheSupart91

    11 күн бұрын

    He only has one special on Netflix but yea he needs more tbh

  • @allouttabubblegum1984

    @allouttabubblegum1984

    11 күн бұрын

    Boycott Netflix, they promote pdf fillia with Cuties.

  • @mulder1013

    @mulder1013

    11 күн бұрын

    Netflix wanted him to edit jokes out of his special so he bought it back and put it out himself

  • @dieterdohlen6386

    @dieterdohlen6386

    11 күн бұрын

    If you put the name of his special into google, the friendly search engine will provide you with links where you can watch it.

  • @WKRP187

    @WKRP187

    11 күн бұрын

    Why would you want to watch him on pay TV when you can pay him directly or eventually get it for free on YT?? Makes zero sense. F... Netflix

  • @josippranjic9845
    @josippranjic984511 күн бұрын

    My favourite comedian. No diddy.

  • @uchihaclan77
    @uchihaclan7710 күн бұрын

    He understands cultures like no other 😂

  • @emmanuelpascal66
    @emmanuelpascal66Күн бұрын

    That was time capture disguised as comedy…legend

  • @MrJRHEBERT
    @MrJRHEBERT11 күн бұрын

    Kyle Dunnigan did this joke years ago

  • @chevychooch
    @chevychooch6 күн бұрын

    Man im dumb mad these dudes bought out all the MSG tickets before i even got the chance too 😤

  • @ghstletter5978
    @ghstletter59786 күн бұрын

    Changing the gameeeee, multi-cultural jokes, doesn't matter if you're a Schultz hater you gotta throw respect on emmm

  • @JADE-vc3dt
    @JADE-vc3dt11 күн бұрын

    Latinos be on another dimension 😂😂😅💔💔😅😂😂

  • @Elite02k
    @Elite02k11 күн бұрын

    i just imagine akash back stage ready to be stroked by andrew like he's dr. evil's bald cat.

  • @pookeyblow

    @pookeyblow

    11 күн бұрын

    This is crazy

  • @Gabrilos505
    @Gabrilos50511 күн бұрын

    A little bit more, and he would cross over to the Tony Montana accent, which is great

  • @mogheanil
    @mogheanil11 күн бұрын

    u gotta make it out of something they r afraid of, like a condom" 🤣💀

  • @whoogoesthere
    @whoogoesthere10 күн бұрын

    Bro is a savage!

  • @yaguybario8436
    @yaguybario843611 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Dan-cn6zp
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    🙌💥❤️

  • @user-qd4mm2zq5u
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    I no fraid of pooosy lmao 🤣

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