delete this video now

@CockStarvedGoblingirl

3 ай бұрын

Babe don’t listen to him he is just jealous of our love ❤️!!!

@Egg7O

3 ай бұрын

When this comment gets 1k likes this reply will be relevant

@CockStarvedGoblingirl

3 ай бұрын

Babe don’t listen to him he just doesn’t understand us.

@superioropinion6421

3 ай бұрын

Touch grass

@somedude4523

3 ай бұрын

DELETE YOUR CHANNEL NOW type of vibe

"We don't need to find that information, we can create it" is a terrifyingly powerful sentence.

@jonsmith5810

8 ай бұрын

- from your friends at Fox News

@codered9008

8 ай бұрын

The same goes to all news media nowadays lmaoo

@jimdayton8837

8 ай бұрын

@@jonsmith5810 You misspelled CNN or all the other establishment media.

@jonathonbialas3005

8 ай бұрын

That line almost made me pee myself laughing. This was amazing

@kenpat9966

8 ай бұрын

@@jonsmith5810 i think the top 3 for misinformation is MSNBC, CNN, then FOX

Seeing how most discussions go on the internet this doesn't even feel like a parody lmao

@MysticLGD

8 ай бұрын

Yes

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790

8 ай бұрын

That's because you have the wrong genre of parody in mind. This is how it went back then.

@TheJeremyKentBGross

8 ай бұрын

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Not exactly, because everybody was anonymous as I remember it. So tons of name calling and such, but a lot of his tactics feel more like the twenty teens than the 90s. Being an @hole on the internet wasn't as developed of an art as it is now.

@stanleystove

8 ай бұрын

​@@TheJeremyKentBGross Citation: Instagram comments and their "shut up lil nigga" or "bend over nigga" on posts of children

@milk_expanse

8 ай бұрын

​@@TheJeremyKentBGrossthank for info binoclard

I just got an ad to stop cyberbullying... it didnt convince me. I fight fire with fire.

@Svistov

3 ай бұрын

Keep on the good fight brother

This is literally beautiful. If they push the arguement after that, You have 3 more options A: Tell them youre tired of this and leave B: Apologize C: Leak their personal information online

@Isteyak-78

4 ай бұрын

as always...option C is the best

@nathanapplegate5374

4 ай бұрын

Option C: brought to you by Ssniperwolf

@TroyFulcon

4 ай бұрын

D : Tell them they are Nazis and report them to the World Wide of Web's Police! Works everytime.

@prinzexisalowqualityytber

3 ай бұрын

Option C it is again!

@jimmypeeps8471

3 ай бұрын

@@TroyFulcon Worked for Trudeau during the freedom convoy, and that guy LITERALLY INVITED A NAZI INTO OUR PARLIMENT. I wish I was making this up lol.....Ohhhh Canada. He has nice hair and gay looking socks though.

"You can create it!" Stares in the most terrifying psycho stare ever lol

@CrittingOut

9 ай бұрын

he isn't lying

@Idkwhattoputhere...306

9 ай бұрын

And Then "After hours of work," Lmao

@lanceknuth5300

9 ай бұрын

I don't know what you are talking about. That is how I and the best of my friends always look.

@crazywarp36

9 ай бұрын

Homer Simpson

@guillermoelnino

9 ай бұрын

The DOJ school of attaining evidence

It's incredibly comforting to know that I've been using the internet correctly all these years. Thanks for the enlightening video.

@iron_ingot_

8 ай бұрын

lol

@caingamin2

8 ай бұрын

Indeed, i agree with your gleeful comment as i have too been using it in a nearly identical fashion

@jamzee_

8 ай бұрын

You wouldn’t know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.

@Max-ki6df

8 ай бұрын

100% maggots! Aäh agree

@YoutubeITA

8 ай бұрын

I'm also very proud, if someone give bad comment I just stalk them till I find every detail in their life and use it against them

It's the creepy sadistic look that's casually sitting on his face the whole time that makes this even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@johnnopeyy4129

4 ай бұрын

What are you making in the kitchen today, Amina?

@aminashehu8628

4 ай бұрын

@@johnnopeyy4129 OMG! How did you know I was in the kitchen? Wtf!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@StapOpBlock

4 ай бұрын

​@@aminashehu8628because you a girl? Thats where you supposed to be

@joeysplats3209

4 ай бұрын

@@aminashehu8628 you're right... after all, you could be in the laundry room or mowing the lawn. :)

@aminashehu8628

4 ай бұрын

@@joeysplats3209 Actually, I was indeed in the kitchen. That's what surprised me, they guessed right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how he responded calmly and dignified 👍😊

@Shaeffen_

3 ай бұрын

No one asked for your opinion unfortunately.

@reginaldforthright805

Ай бұрын

In a dignified manner/with dignity

@3baxcb

26 күн бұрын

Especially about the other guy's girlfriend. Nothing says dignified like adding redneck stereotypes in one's reply to a comment that makes unproven suggestions about your social life. LOL.

"This calls for one thing and one thing only; proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator. But we don't need to exactly FIND that information, we can create it." Ah yes the wonderful wide world of web and how breeds creativity in us all.

@land3021

9 ай бұрын

If you're not chained to your own morals or have a way to justify stuff in your mind, plus a lacking awareness/lacking of caring of how people might react to the lies, then sure! Although I personally try to separate my value as an individual from my acts and words, plus reassess the "frameworks" or whatever have you of how I assess a situation to justify me acting like a meme lord... I probably need better vocabulary.

@leandrogoethals6599

9 ай бұрын

The modern news basically

@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ

9 ай бұрын

i can feel the wonderful wide world of web breeding me making me ooze creativity

@AManChoosesASlaveObeys

9 ай бұрын

@@land3021 Or you can add to the cesspool os hateful things the internetz provides y simply using the phrase 'Shut up, incel'

@smthngsmthngsmthngdarkside

9 ай бұрын

Holy shit, where did you find this quote from. It certainly wasn't the video we both just watched.

I was not expecting this upon clicking the video in my feed. It reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

9 ай бұрын

nice

@gaming2ebbrell136

9 ай бұрын

interesting fact: this phrase was invented in 1997

@IDGs_space

9 ай бұрын

i read this before watching and angrily scrolled down to make a reply when i saw it

@AverageAlien

9 ай бұрын

shut up you are wrong and I am right

@derchozenvun83

9 ай бұрын

You had sixteen abortions when you were a kid, wtf?

This just goes to show how intuitive the internet is. I have been responding appropriately to negative internet comments for decades and I was today years old when I finally Ask Jeevesed it to see if I was doing it right and found this video.

@_BLANK_BLANK

Ай бұрын

He left out a couple key things. That I always make sure to add to mine. 1. Insult the other person's intelligence. 2. Claim the other person is a 10 year old.

@Pain_Ito

Ай бұрын

@@_BLANK_BLANK if they have a photo: 3. insult their appearance

@_BLANK_BLANK

Ай бұрын

@@Pain_Ito true I can't believe I forgot that.

Playing World of Warcraft for nearly 20 years, Halo and Counterstrike before WoW, all taught me how to be an upstanding internet person

@Shartmouth-Mcpoo

Ай бұрын

/2 What is love

@undeadinside3571

17 күн бұрын

I knew a guy that had his account have "xbox off" in the name just so people would accidentally say it and disconnect

No advertisement, no sponsorship, no self promotion, just straight up entertainment.

@blackjoker1097

8 ай бұрын

I thoroughly enjoyed this vid 😃

@erict3728

8 ай бұрын

Maybe one of the best comedy videos I've seen on KZread. Just incredibly good

@mason96575

8 ай бұрын

There are ads at the beginning and end of the video...

@soul5017

8 ай бұрын

If there are no ads...how are they affording food?

@darkzeroprojects4245

8 ай бұрын

​@soul5017 not everyone has to monetize their hobby to enjoy producing it.

2:35 "This calls for one thing and one thing only : Proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator" this line is just gold 👌

@angeldog2443

4 ай бұрын

(this is a test for you to practicing after the lesson,nothing i write would be serious) Cringe,no one ask lol,repeat same comment for like,shut the fuck up for once

@pierre-antoine5015

4 ай бұрын

😂

@xenowashere1229

4 ай бұрын

So real

@THEE_Kisywisy

4 ай бұрын

It’s 2.40am and when he said I snorted 😂😂😂 almost woke up my husband 😂😂😂

@modiggady

4 ай бұрын

I fuckin lost my shit!! His tone of voice makes it 100 times better😂😅😂😅😂😅

"Now Jeremiah will understand how much his opinion means to me" 🤣 😂 🤣

The hilarious cheer at the 16 abortions post at 4:09 is such a strong ending lolol

idk how hard it is to recreate the 90’s aesthetic but you absolutely nailed it. looks perfect

@randominternetguy3537

8 ай бұрын

Sounds perfect too. He's got all the sfx, the kinda awful mic that has extra gain and no pop filter. It's amazing.

@ChimeraRobot

8 ай бұрын

I just saw he has another video showing how he runs the footage through an actual VHS tape, it's pretty impressive!

@Platonic-Plate

8 ай бұрын

stfu, Your opinion is trash (this is a joke)

@chadd990

8 ай бұрын

If you can find a working vcr and some blank vhs tapes, you can recreate the 90's. Very simple, very easy, very cheap. Then again, I actually own those things unironically.

@armondtanz

8 ай бұрын

Theres a guy who makes the backrooms movies, he records his monitor via an old camcorder, feeding back into the computer, you get similar results and this method has less stages.

"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" I love how he analyzes everything in such a rational way only to then take the most deranged action

@MaryDunford

8 ай бұрын

Right? 😂

@glitchedoom

8 ай бұрын

That is the joke, yes.

@CarlosAlberto-gf3dy

8 ай бұрын

"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" is.literally the soyjak and chad meme

@natsudragneelthefiredragon

8 ай бұрын

​@@glitchedoom"He's trying to make me look stupid. It's time we took an appropriate response,"

@Literally_a_Squirrel

8 ай бұрын

Nice

I love how the beginning is actually a useful tip for commenting.

My favorite so far is "I will marry your mom and give her son/daughter she actually loves"

THE WIDE WORLD OF WEB IS BACK BABY

@demize1153

9 ай бұрын

not without paul perkenstein 😢

@PrideEepy64

9 ай бұрын

@@maximrushwhat happened to him?

@mikieswart

9 ай бұрын

@@PrideEepy64JAIL

@ahahaa1602

9 ай бұрын

@@PrideEepy64I thought he had gotten hacked a long time ago or his Instagram

@Cock-Man

9 ай бұрын

We're so barack

He clearly won that online argument after creating that web page . That’s some serious dedication

@silhouettefades

8 ай бұрын

Option C was a winner there 😂

@wtfbros5110

8 ай бұрын

Jeremiah didnt stand a chance after that

@dereksbooks

8 ай бұрын

​@@wtfbros5110 Jeremiah got what he deserved.

@Lucas_Jeffrey

8 ай бұрын

@cbarreira91 has had 16 abortions

@Darkusaido

8 ай бұрын

Back then when the websites were free to make 😭

I wanted to go for "not recommend" as this keeps popping up but I accidentally clicked play and had a good laugh.

This is not the worst discussion I saw on internet

I love how it goes from those old-school internet guidance videos to slowly descending into Twitter 😂, this made me laugh

@MattEBF5

8 ай бұрын

*Xitter

@EggwardEgghands

8 ай бұрын

@@MattEBF5 Twitter/X was exactly the same pre-Musk.

@EnderViBrittania

8 ай бұрын

@@MattEBF5 Found the wokie who dislikes free speech.

@juku619

8 ай бұрын

@@EggwardEgghands i think musk made it better

@jarivuorinen3878

8 ай бұрын

@@juku619 Musk introduced paid blue mark, it was certainly funny when people blue marked their fake company accounts and produced anti-ad tweets, some of them very convincing ;) Fun stuff. Anyway, he proceeded to rebrand the company as X next, simultaneously melting company value by billions. I mean, wasn't it Musk who promised to destroy Twitter many years back? I think he succeeded!

His casual delivery of "And this cock starved goblin girl he calls a girlfriend" made me bust out laughing.

@PinkyFingerPedalStrike

5 ай бұрын

Video really hit me right there 😂

@BillAnt

4 ай бұрын

"Mongoloid" got me rollin' ba-ha-ha

@MagneticPowder

4 ай бұрын

Only a true comedian can find the offensive to funny ratio like this 🤣

@AutisticBarbie

4 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@Ryo-jb4zn

4 ай бұрын

Least misogynistic incel insult

imagine shit loading this fast in the 90s though. i remember sighing in frustration every time i had to load pictures...

@RegularCupOfJoe

Ай бұрын

Bruh, you didn't have 128k ISDN? Get out of here.

@undeadinside3571

17 күн бұрын

*Dial up sounds* *thousand yard stare*

Amazing how this 90s tutorial has stood the test of time and is just as relevant now as it was back then😊

@DavidLLambertmobile

Ай бұрын

It reminds me of the 2000s 2010s era gun-tactics message boards, forums. 👨🏽‍💻 with mods who lie-edit-distort content. Members with severe undiagnosed mental disorders.

I am a firm believer that we were never meant to be exposed to so much of humanity. We went from having small communities and social circles, to being part of this massive anonymous opinion pool, full of assgrabbers.

@jacob8949

8 ай бұрын

If we just called the Internet 'Assgrabbers Anonymous' instead, it would be a much merrier place.

@charlesmitchell9690

8 ай бұрын

Alleged ass grabbers...

@Goutham1826

8 ай бұрын

Can't agree more. When your social circle is small, it just feels better and life is alot simpler

@krzysiekstrzakowski2305

8 ай бұрын

so dont fucking use it maybe?

@kdkdkdbdkddn3

8 ай бұрын

​@@Goutham1826true, and the fear of missing out is not as big or even non existent

And the moral of the story is never comment under your real name.

@B.Ies_T.Nduhey

5 ай бұрын

😎

@zqzj

5 ай бұрын

Typical Geoff Kelly comment...

@TRG29338

5 ай бұрын

It's one thing for people to find out you're subscribed to MTV News in 2023 without them also knowing your real name. Maybe that's where you learned the famous British hacker Cold Fire was listening to Born Slippery by Underworld in his car when they arrested him.

@B.Ies_T.Nduhey

5 ай бұрын

@@TRG29338 You mean there's only him?

@B.Ies_T.Nduhey

5 ай бұрын

@@zqzj Which obviously must be his real name, since he comments under it.

Seriously 90s way of presentation is calming and disciplined

This was the best thing I’ve seen in a very long time. Please make more

You absolutely *nailed* the 'informative' style of presenting and visually it looks pretty convincing too. I loved this

@KEKW-lc4xi

8 ай бұрын

I legit thought this video was from the 1990s because its theme was so convincing. It was only when things started to escalate that I realized it was actually made in current times. 😂

@itamarbitton7436

8 ай бұрын

For me it was that first turn around towards the screen 😂

@Andy_77799

8 ай бұрын

​@@KEKW-lc4xifor me it was when I saw the word 'welp' when I realised this ain't from the 90's

@xy1101

8 ай бұрын

Hmph. Stupid kids. This IS from the 90's. Lauren had the right idea unlike your parents.

@Iamthecrazyone

8 ай бұрын

@@Andy_77799 Do you think 'welp' hasn't been around that long?

I absolutely love the transition to "PROVING JEREMIAH IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR" totally out of left field and made me do a spit take

@RealGateGuardian

8 ай бұрын

Made me do it too. I seriously was LMFAOing through this video. A rarity

@xClairy

7 ай бұрын

​​​@@RealGateGuardian Ah yes laughing my fucking ass offing truly a new usecase to the word you've created. Now you better continue onwards with the video guide if you wanna continue this _discussion_

@b550man

7 ай бұрын

@@xClairy you have 1 youtube short comprised of an anime girl followed by 3 stolen low-resolution images from online with horribly meshed asmr audio in the background. of course, my short has less views and is also stolen content, but at least mine offers humor to a viewer. your piece on the other hand only offers viewers a mild migraine for the next hour or so.

@argschrecklich9704

7 ай бұрын

@@b550man @xClairy Very nicely done you two, but I fear you really didn't watch the video closely enough. There were no personal insults, no allusions to the others questionable sexual tastes and no accusations of criminal behavior. You didn't even compare anyone to hitler. Please watch the video again and do it right from here on out.

@xClairy

7 ай бұрын

@@b550man Unfortunately for you that ear-r*pe is intentional and it's to ensure that anyone who comes across the short would know they have the worst KZread short algorithm and this alleviates them of the burden of watching shorts right after seeing it (Why else do you think I disabled comments after asking a question). I'm sure you know the implications of that for anyone lucky or unlucky enough to stumble upon it afterall it's a blessing in disguise. Maybe if you can't comprehend this ascension of knowledge with your puny sense of humour (which is just filling up a rat ballon with water and smacking it) you should just stop right away~

Blues clues vibes all over this guy... especially reminds me of the "mail time" bit of the show when he said, "oh! Looks like somebody already replied!"

This video mimics the style, fashion, and aesthetics of classic 90s videos while also commenting on the toxicity of internet comments. I thought it was very creatively done. I would have loved it even more if there was a little more denim, though. It reminded me of my childhood, and I shed a single tear for those halcyon days gone by. Well, I guess I'll be counting comments as I fall asleep tonight. Stay safe out there on the Wide World of Web, folks!

All jokes aside this is a really well made vintage-homage video. It just encapsulates the type of professional and modest videos you’d see back in the day. Put this in a time capsule to confuse even more netizens

@TheJeremyKentBGross

8 ай бұрын

Would be even better with VHS tracking tear lines.

@oliveryt7168

8 ай бұрын

He got me in the first 30 or so seconds... That being said: This video is gold 😂

@mugakamurakumo

8 ай бұрын

​@@oliveryt7168Yez same! 😂 "option 3 pretty much has the best quality of the 3" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@QuasiCosmiX

8 ай бұрын

It reminded me of an old childhood memory and I shed a tear.

@jonathaningram8157

8 ай бұрын

The haircut it what gives it out to me. Too slick.

I'm going to show this to my students, they are going to be thrilled to hear they have so much in common with their ancestors from the 90's.

@mofo09

8 ай бұрын

I'm gonna fuck my boy in the ass

@EnaTenkiyoGamer

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@crymp2057

8 ай бұрын

The amount of 'bad language' flies with school policy?

@eh6971

8 ай бұрын

You grab your students asses?

@kawaibakaneko

8 ай бұрын

"Ancestor" holyshit, I am not that old! Wait a sec, if I had a kid at 20 the kids would be 12/13.... Fuck I am old

The fact that this video is 4:20 minutes long makes this even funnier

I wear high script spectacles and i still crack up laughing every time he turns around and his glasses are below his eyes 😂

Best part of the story is the fact that those valuable teaching from the “90’s” are still relevant to this day! Truly a timeless video.

@abyssstrider2547

9 ай бұрын

Wait is this actually from the 90's?

@triox21

9 ай бұрын

​@@abyssstrider2547please tell me you are joking

@rhandhom1

9 ай бұрын

​@@abyssstrider2547Are you serious? It says it in the title. It's clearly from the 1990s. This is a genuine VHS cassette.

@ultravoid5398

9 ай бұрын

@@rhandhom1 they thought it was a joke

@usuario2967

9 ай бұрын

@@rhandhom1 its very well done, appart from the fact thats obviously fake bc comedy and modern themes, i could not tell it appart from a real 90s video

This youtube video was created in an editing software like Davinci Resolve which as developed in 2004 for Windows, Linux and MacOS. The 90s aesthetic composed of intentionnaly blurry footage adds a welcoming dose of total immersion. However, I yearned for a longer tutorial! It ended too quickly, I really need to know more techniques on how to harass people online! This video reminded me of my childhood memory when I fell of my bike, broke both ankles but thanks to that were allowed to play games on my computer 24/7. Such great times. Welp, looks like I'll be thinking of new ways to step up my commenting game in my sleep tonight!

@dedede5586

8 ай бұрын

this gotta be pinned 😭

@didntknowyoucouldchangethi

8 ай бұрын

knowledge, details, emotion, and a dash of humor? This is certainly a perfect comment.

@cecilsmith24

8 ай бұрын

😂😂

@ArtiOfficial

8 ай бұрын

@@didntknowyoucouldchangethi Hi didntknowyoucouldchangethi, I'm very happy you enjoyed my comment. I would happily engage in a longer discussion but I already exceeded data usage limit for this month. Don't want to pay extra like the last time and make my beautiful wife angry again! See you next month, cheers!

@salazam

8 ай бұрын

cool story bro

How to win twitter arguments.

For all these years I felt guilty about how I use the internet but you have shown me the errors of my ways.

Top notch work, this should be shown in high school to teach the children the correct internet etiquette.

@chunkerdunker

8 ай бұрын

Nah. Kindergarten is more appropriate Edit: how tf did a woosh start a war

@THarSul

8 ай бұрын

@@chunkerdunker woosh

@chunkerdunker

8 ай бұрын

@@THarSul reverse wooosh

@THarSul

8 ай бұрын

@@chunkerdunker recursive reverse woosh lol

@Shawn_The_Dev

8 ай бұрын

@@THarSul T H E U L T I M A T E W O O S H

2:36 the timing of "proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator" fading in casually like a normal slide show is infinitely hilarious to me

@leeroberson1136

8 ай бұрын

Yes! It's the whole level-up.

@The92Waffles

8 ай бұрын

And now we got ass grabber adler bent over a barrel 🤣

@shirakani

8 ай бұрын

What's funnier and sadder is you could do that to just about any woke SJW today and it'd be true without having to falsify evidence. Most of them are legit pedos for real, especially if they have pronouns in their bios!

@Eli-dl2tw

8 ай бұрын

The slide is even titled and underlined lmao

@fabianacecin7026

6 ай бұрын

"This calls for one thing, and one thing only"

I like how, even though Smithers always picks the wrong option, the alternatives are always genuinely sound advice.

Thank you for this wonderful tutorial. I now dare to browse the world wide web again!

The AOL chatrooms have been a battlefield since this juicy bit of knowledge dropped.

@firebrand36

9 ай бұрын

You and he were . . . buddies, weren’t you?

@uncleheavy1066

9 ай бұрын

Loading punting program now...

@SweetPappyJones

9 ай бұрын

@@uncleheavy1066oh my, I miss those programs! ASCII drawings preprogrammed, punters all kinds of fun stuff.

@wormwoodcocktail

9 ай бұрын

Love is a battlefield

@cyborgLIS

9 ай бұрын

​@@uncleheavy1066omg, the punting proggiez

The only unrealistic thing about this video is that the comments appear without refreshing the page in the early internet days. The rest is 100 % accurate.

@bustanut5501

8 ай бұрын

I'm curious: Is there a page that loads comments without refreshing?

@labelle9477

8 ай бұрын

@@bustanut5501 there is, such like discord and any live streaming webpage, but those type consume a lot of ram & processing power & a little more internet data compared to the ones that require refreshing such like reddit

@iss2075

8 ай бұрын

@@bustanut5501 There's loads now. And many other websites now put up a notification or message telling you to refresh because more comments have been posted.

@bry2k

8 ай бұрын

@@bustanut5501 Have you never heard of Twitter? Maybe you've been too busy jerking off to pictures of jeremiah's mongoloid girlfriend to browse the world wide web?

@puppergump4117

8 ай бұрын

@@bustanut5501 twitter but you can't do it without something like javascript and everything back then used php or some old crap.

Very eloquent and thoughtful responses, can’t believe Jeremiah wasn’t swayed, smh!

Thanks Smithers, I needed new inspiration.

Stay pixel-perfect my friends!

@slipperynickels

9 ай бұрын

shit, i’m low poly instead.

@Xiga1980

9 ай бұрын

@@slipperynickelslmao

@LineOfThy

9 ай бұрын

Shut up. This video is trash! I need to enforce my opinions on others to validate myself.

@doggoadexx2680

9 ай бұрын

@@slipperynickelslmfao

@aliyanimran3094

9 ай бұрын

@@slipperynickels lol

3:28 I love the random 'i

I learnt all these from trials and errors in my past decades using internet, its so astouding that you covered most of it in a 90s video. im impressed

Jokes aside I love how authentic it is

I love how this first presents itself as useful info but slowly progresses towards low key aggression to finally open aggression. His smile makes this even funnier.

@Popy8014

8 ай бұрын

Lol this comment dumb, so obvious

@kjyu4539

8 ай бұрын

@@ryanedwards805 lol yes

Can't believe dude found a time machine and had the courage to post his video to users 30 years later. He's so ahead of his time.

@sebg4662

8 ай бұрын

Nice pun

@AeonKa42

8 ай бұрын

maybe thats the person from which Jordan Peterson have to re-educate himself about behaviour on internet :D

@fabiopilnik827

8 ай бұрын

More accurate than South Park commentary on trolling.

The thumbnail image alone made me spit my coffee laughing.

Half the internet follows this tutorial by heart

As a child of the 90s, I whole heartedly endorse and approve of this instructional video. The onyl thing missing was death threats, and claims of being famous/extremely rich.

@Cloncurrify

4 ай бұрын

LOL You forgot to include claims of being a Navy Seal/SAS/Spetsnaz/Gym Beef Cake/Bruce Lee's disciple/Supa Killa Ninja/Terminator to back up the direct-delivery-to-your-home death threats!

@Lampoluke

4 ай бұрын

A guy shitting on you for being born in 95-99 range and pretending to be an old hardened factory worker who has really known the worst of life just for the moron to forget to change his nickname from Nicky2006pu$$yhunter

@dypetrod4766

4 ай бұрын

Also, insults to your opponent's mom and creative ways of implying that you've gotten intimate with her.

@Petesworkshop2225

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget..... We're coming for you. Like ya sure

@deplorabledegenerate2630

4 ай бұрын

I dunno, it could stand to have more racial slurs

If someone told me this was an actual tutorial I would believe them because the stuff their saying here is just like something they would actually say! You killed this impression and the 90’s aesthetic.

@tomwhone9804

8 ай бұрын

You wouldn't know informative if it (hold on, let me read my notes)...

@indestructible247

8 ай бұрын

@@tomwhone9804 if it fucked you in the ass

@BadAtNames0017

8 ай бұрын

@tomwhone9804 You wouldn’t know informative if it- (Let me check my notes…)

@tomwhone9804

8 ай бұрын

@@dingickso4098 LOL, I can't believe he actually got away with saying it in a KZread video.

@dewmontain123

8 ай бұрын

​@tomwhone9804 "he said the f word oh my gosh. " Does your mom still change your diapers as well?

this is one of the funniest internet sketches to date

I swear I've rewatched this and the other 3 videos [February 13, 2024] at least 20 times already. There _needs_ to be more of these.

2:19 bro this ain't the 90's, this is the dark ages

There's always one dude who keep innocent comments rather than plunge together into the heated chaos arguments, protect them at all cost

@ghostface5559

9 ай бұрын

Fuck em

@watchfulwren2251

9 ай бұрын

I

@boltskyline2957

9 ай бұрын

​@@watchfulwren2251u gey

@therealspeedwagon1451

8 ай бұрын

I wish I was like him instead of jumping into the most vile extremist arguments

@kindauncool

8 ай бұрын

+@@therealspeedwagon1451 u can. just b.

I need more of this in my life. Thank you

I was so thankful to have had this tutorial back in the day. Made a huge difference to my growth as an Netizen.

This was incredibly well done. I'm proud to say I've been internetting correctly - since the 90s, in fact!

@spoph

8 ай бұрын

You wouldn't know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.

@Jagar_Tharn

8 ай бұрын

F U U F POS F

@TRexMorgan

8 ай бұрын

Looks like you're pixel perfect!

@daves6384

8 ай бұрын

Stfu. Your opinion is trash.

@neo-babylon7872

8 ай бұрын

You guys are the best. Internet was awesome back then with the chat rooms and the amazing forums. It all went downhill when people started getting ideas on how to make money out of it. Greed/Survival mindset combined with internet is a bad combo.

I've never seen a more accurate demonstration of how Reddit threads work. I've also never seen a more accurate 90s online tutorial impression. I had no option to but to leave a like.

@gdgd5194

8 ай бұрын

Wgat do you know about reddit, trash. It's actually a decent website!

@ExtraordinaryFate

8 ай бұрын

@@DarrinSKYou wouldn’t know Reddit if it fucked you in the ass

@anshXR

8 ай бұрын

​@@DarrinSKyes it is, reddit is even more disgusting

@icefever13

8 ай бұрын

​@@DarrinSKpeople will for sure go through your profile for past post history and comments, goddamn reddit detectives lmao

@mr.dudbud4551

8 ай бұрын

Well no this is how every social media including youtube works since every one of them used by human every one of them is trash

Thanks for teaching me how to make kind and thoughtful comments even if i disagree with the person.

I wish I had half this guy's confidence and positive attitude during an internet argument.

@bernardsoul5186

8 ай бұрын

Maybe if you lost your virginity and stopped being a loser

@bernardsoul5186

8 ай бұрын

(That's a test, btw, I'm gonna train you, so give me your best shot)

@trolojolo6178

8 ай бұрын

Look at my username. My username is part of the game. The only reason why I'm active on KZread.

@thatwierdbilly

8 ай бұрын

just know its the internet and take nothing seriosly like someone tried to annoy me bc i commented on an ad on insta with this fake ass cola i didnt take it seriously i didnt even go to his profile to do personal responses i just told him to go fuck himself in the face with a taser and didnt respond he commented twice after that meaning ive won

@bobmcbob49

7 ай бұрын

​@@trolojolo6178unfortunately, you're brown

2:29 i love how he broke character in the tone of his voice for the first three words of his sentence

@antonliakhovitch8306

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's my favorite part! It isn't even truly breaking character - it's having the character break character to reveal an even deeper character. Now THAT'S acting.

@kindauncool

8 ай бұрын

+@@antonliakhovitch8306 bingo, and no it's just being funny lol those moments are techn the opposite of acting if we're being honest

@DenvaProbablyDraws

8 ай бұрын

@@antonliakhovitch8306lmao, YES!

@Jetster26

8 ай бұрын

@@antonliakhovitch8306exactly what i was implying unclearly

@EliteCameraBuddy

8 ай бұрын

fr@@antonliakhovitch8306

I just love this video so much for no reason

“Who needs the outside world when you’re inside the wide world of web” Something i never thought i would hear in 2024.

This is something I can only describe as "bullseye content". It's all so perfect, his name, voice, type of glasses, and exact positioning on the bridge of his nose

@user-qd4td7yb8e

8 ай бұрын

I love surfing the internets. But most people are dumb.

@merluzacongelada5361

8 ай бұрын

The forum having an upvote function killed the illusion for me tbh

@natevanderw

8 ай бұрын

@@merluzacongelada5361 Yea there was a bunch of tells that killed the illusion.

@mary-janereallynotsarah684

8 ай бұрын

It's a Mandela thing. We had updates, we can't remember.

@globalist1990

8 ай бұрын

I would say haircut is a bit off. And he's a bit too buff too.

"and this c*** starved goblin girl he calls a girlfriend" classic af man 😂

@Boundless2k10

9 ай бұрын

always stay classy

@jamesfrancese6091

9 ай бұрын

Thank you for censoring yourself for the Lord

@escapetherace1943

9 ай бұрын

@@jamesfrancese6091 I know you are joking but I confess with my heart, spirit, and soul that Jesus Christ lived and died and is King. On another note while it is funny it actually is pretty bad. Cheers.

Wow. I loved your video. Amazing thank you!.

Thank you for the tutorial! It's very useful

Oh my god, thank you youtube algorithm for recommending this channel to me. This is an absolute goldmine. It caters to my loves of shitposting and 90s nostalgia. Please keep up the amazing work. The authenticity is off the charts.

@solesoulsorrow

8 ай бұрын

Yes, it reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.

@Glitch_in_the_Matrix

8 ай бұрын

Wait is this real

@RubyofFire

8 ай бұрын

ON GOD

@Hastur876

8 ай бұрын

Fun fact, internet communication in the 1990s were nothing like this. Even in the nastiest flamewars, we never even dreamed of going as psycho as people regularly do today. A guy in my town got a worldwide reputation for being the internet's biggest troll of the 90s, and even he was polite compared to today's typical KZread comments section.

@karamei

8 ай бұрын

@@Hastur876 yeah I know, that's what makes this so funny

It's amazing how this advice still holds up after all these years. This guy was really ahead of the game

@andrewraymond8224

7 ай бұрын

if you say so

@SALEENS7GTR5

6 ай бұрын

He created the game

@RustOnWheels

4 ай бұрын

Except maybe for using geocities.

@--___--d

4 ай бұрын

*Wosh* its not actual advice u !d!ot

@CadillacDriver

4 ай бұрын

I hope this is a joke?

This was very informative thank you.

“We dont exactly need to find that information, we can create it”. This quote really fits the Mamamax situation.

I saw that this video was processed via a intense process of aging the footage using a VHS, which was invented in 1976 by the Victor Company of Japan. Really loved the comedy, I was howling with laughter. I would have loved a longer video, although. It reminded me of staying up late and watching the crazy ads and informercials as a kid and I shed a tear. Keep clicking away at the comedy, crew!

@grubbygeorge2117

9 ай бұрын

this video is trash, he just odesnt have a modern camera so thats what he films with. you sheep always swallow that shit up and think its 'retro. pathetic

@ceciliafreeburn7560

9 ай бұрын

you wouldn't know what comedy is if it fucked you in the ass

@cloudbrooks

9 ай бұрын

wow! you used all of the advice in the video for writing a good comment! too bad there's no video on how to reply to comments :(

@kingarthur0407

9 ай бұрын

Trash opinion, etc etc

@DeerBonesBaby

9 ай бұрын

I

3:10 he made that website in less than a minute that’s some serious internet skills

@jainysail2941

8 ай бұрын

"after hours of hard works"

Lol. The fake website was a geocities link. So many memories are flooding back!

This reminds me of the instant messaging with my dad in the 90s. God bless his soul!

3:51 average discord mod quote

@rzzcp

5 ай бұрын

"who needs real kittens when you get e-kittens?" -discord mod

This video hits home for me. It takes me back to a simpler time on internets. The good old days.

thanks, ive learned a lot from this informative video!

As a "late GenX puberty in the 90s" guy I'm more than impressed how perfectly you matched the 90s style. From the glasses to the haircut that could be me in 97 :-))

@SpaceMissile

8 ай бұрын

I bet you rocked it just as well, too.

@BREAKocean

8 ай бұрын

It's the music that ties it all together like a 90s ribbon

@dazzlemasseur

8 ай бұрын

I bet he used Google to search what the 90s were like, he looks 20.

@justaguywhocommentsforfun

8 ай бұрын

@@dazzlemasseurThat’s the beauty of the internet. The knowledge of everything in the palm of your hand.

@bunjier4041

8 ай бұрын

Nah, that haircut doesn't do it for 90s standards. Undercuts weren't popular then.

"3:44" A was never an option

Jeremiah was really trying to devalue your opinion while making his sound superior, I'm glad you 'talked' some sense into him.

@u.v.s.5583

Ай бұрын

I guess the art teacher had a valuable free lesson taught to him. How ironic!

4:10 the hand waving always gets me

I always enjoy watching these because they always have a very authentic 90s feel to them. Also, even these days on the modern internet, people still argue about dumb things. Whenever I check the replies to a comment I saw in a KZread comment section, and I get to the middle, or maybe the end of the reply chain, 50% of the time, there's an argument over something stupid that isn't even going to affect anybody in 5 years.

@mikieswart

9 ай бұрын

more like 5 hours lol

@NB-gu9rs

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, well, your mom blows goats. (Kidding!)

@haji2nd444

9 ай бұрын

@@mikieswart yep.

@victorcondurache6379

9 ай бұрын

*insert argument comment here*

@haji2nd444

9 ай бұрын

@@victorcondurache6379 *insert reply that starts a chain reaction that causes a pointless argument that someone finds one day 16 years later and looks at as a relic and thinks "why did they argue over something so dumb?" and adds it to their collection of ancient internet relics*

the way he keeps his positivity and his 90's way of presenting things throughout is just the best! ❤

@looof3719

8 ай бұрын

positivity is not a strong password, try using a long copypasta such as "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more"

@alovesupreme76

8 ай бұрын

know your place, trash

@thomashauer6804

8 ай бұрын

A good ol times where you still could threaten someone with his Life from your moms basement...shame on you censorship

@CRT_sRGB

8 ай бұрын

He knew... he had a prescient vision that this way of life would last. And last it did for decades, well into the 21st century. If only he were still alive to see it... 🥲

Holy crap this video had me howling dude! good stuff.

Thanks for these tips! I'll make sure to use these as much as i can.

It's quite relieving to know that what I thought I was a victim of was actually just normal behavior on the internet. Thank you for this video, truly life changing and will certainly make said life a lot easier.

@worldsmostadvancedaichatbot

8 ай бұрын

You wouldn't know normal behavior if it fucked you in the ass

@glauberbispo8922

8 ай бұрын

me and ur mom were dancing last night

@TheSefk

8 ай бұрын

​@@glauberbispo8922What's wrong with you? His mom died of AIDS years ago.

@glauberbispo8922

8 ай бұрын

@@TheSefk she didnt, she just ran away with chad

@mrscruffles801

8 ай бұрын

AAAAAIIIIDS