How to play the Principality of Sturgia
Ойындар
Step 1: Drink Kvass with Babushka
Step 2: Plant weapon into neck of enemy
Step 3: Console his grieving widow by taking belongings
Step 4: Drive Yugo to town to trade goods with family
Step 5: Die of natural causes at 47
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Sturgia Strong! This Slavic themed faction relies on its powerful axe infantry and the impregnable shield wall formation for strong projectile defense. However they have some quality cavalry in the form of the heavy charging Druzhinnik and even more uniquely it's Horse Raider tree that can allow for a mass of horse skirmishers using throwing weapons that can quickly swarm and harass a large amount of units with a concentrated javelin assault. Last but not least it's archers are solid. They are a modest troop but their skill and equipment is good so having a healthy populated archer unit can be a good boon for your army. Svana best girl by the way.
Music Used:
Abel Pittaro - Kalangas
Slavic Battle Music (Yes that's what it was called)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl - Main Theme
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat - Combat Theme 2
Gopnik McBlyat - Skytelaget 2017
Hej Sokoly - Ogniem i Mieczem (With Fire and Sword)
#Bannerlord #Sturgia #Memes
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@monkeyleechkoalannja
3 жыл бұрын
If you want a Milf, Siga is the way to go
@Michaelcoe94
3 жыл бұрын
What mods you use?
@amg508
3 жыл бұрын
These videos have me laughing out loud. You’ve earned a new subscriber.
@warhammerguy
3 жыл бұрын
First woman I ever married in bannerlord
@hanami21
3 жыл бұрын
What are the best wives in bannerlord appearance wise other than Svana and for the other kingdoms? Played a lot but dunno who to chose
Bannerlord babes be either 10/10 supermodels or 0/10 potatoes.
@GuidenYT
3 жыл бұрын
You right
@absolutelyyousless7605
3 жыл бұрын
@@GuidenYT this is just real life, what are you implying?
@stormysurge9083
3 жыл бұрын
Same with russians
@tomascelis3807
3 жыл бұрын
Warband as well, although some look like absolute monkeee and the less horrible ones look kinda normal
@lp2059
3 жыл бұрын
@@stormysurge9083 bullcrap
"So I surrounded myself with murderers, vagabonds, and women" LOL
@UltimosGabriel
3 ай бұрын
Sseth at it's worse
"You're pretty good for a Simo/Koifish clone" Nah, arguably better.
@absolutelyyousless7605
3 жыл бұрын
On par
@allarian8726
3 жыл бұрын
Koifish is just a discount Robbaz xD
@ave789
3 жыл бұрын
@@allarian8726 his voice does my head in
@Warpstoner
3 жыл бұрын
Koifish >>>>>> you, the virgins
@tituspullo3184
3 жыл бұрын
Way better
That Sseth bit at 3:30 was unexpected lol, great vid, well memed.
@ngaserossa
11 ай бұрын
We are all descendants of sseth
this includes hardbass and Hej Sokoly, 10/10 - IGN
@kylesprenkel680
3 жыл бұрын
11/10 IGN
@DivineBloodBag
3 жыл бұрын
Love hej sokoly even if its polish
loved the mandalore cameo
@Kaiser282
3 жыл бұрын
He seems to have forgotten his medicine again.
@kylesprenkel680
3 жыл бұрын
hopefully he gets around to freeing his nephew from that maximum security prison.
The Empire might have Rhagea But the Sturgians have the big woman- Svana
@DestroyerOfOgis
Жыл бұрын
Svana is clearly and decisively superior. By far.
@SvanaSTURGISMSVANISM
Жыл бұрын
I am about to send this to Rhagaea from the Calradian group chat
As a slav, thank you for the video and memes from our culture. Greetings from Poland!.
@poprostudas3947
3 жыл бұрын
a spierdalaj translation: i love you too
@childrenofthesun471
3 жыл бұрын
@@poprostudas3947 :(((( paszoł won
@apathymanthemundane4165
3 жыл бұрын
their armor looks the coolest
@frunzeairship6885
3 жыл бұрын
Let's make the Slavic Union, brother!
@tempest7987
3 жыл бұрын
SLAVA RODU
+Wait, it's all "STALKER"? -Always has been.
@user-qv2qe4um6p
3 жыл бұрын
Ynature)
@kaybevang536
3 жыл бұрын
Loads AK
@BuddhaGuantanamo
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-qv2qe4um6p Vnatute*
Finally someone who knows Sturgia is based on Kievan Rus(Slavs) and not Vikings
@AlmightyPi
3 жыл бұрын
well both, kievan rus ascended from vikings partially
@user-gs6tf4nt9n
3 жыл бұрын
@@AlmightyPi Not like this. Rurik, the first Kievan ruler, was a Viking warrior, but he spoke old Slavonic and ruled Slavic tribes. Some sources say that he was a Slavic mercenary on Viking's service. But honestly, they are doubted.
@luciusartorius3437
3 жыл бұрын
Except that kievan rus is a madeup term
@logan3770
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who knows anything at all about the mount and blade games knows that Bannerlord's Sturgia is a mix of the Vaegirs (Slavs) and Nords (Vikings) from Warband. People mostly focus on them being vikings because to be frank medieval vikings are more interesting and familiar to most people than medieval slavs. It's also partially a copout by Tale Worlds to not add another culture, like how they decided to have three flavors of Roman and smashed Rhodoks and Swadians into the same faction to make Vlandia, but as an afterthought it's also a nod to the real life origins of Russia, coming from the mix of slavs and the russ vikings.
@user-gs6tf4nt9n
3 жыл бұрын
@@logan3770 no, you are wrong. read the lore. strugians or vaegirs came from the northern mountain. nords came from the sea. and this is reason why they couldn't defeat each other. because "king of Vaegirs was getting support from the mountain, king of Nords was getting support from the sea". at first, nords got only a small land near Vercheg in Warband from an emperor which I don't remember the name of, but they went further. because they took his words "you land on the north" wrongly. northen invasion will be much later after bannerlord. Mateld told about it in warband how they fought against vaegir. Yes , this game has it own history and deep lore
Mount and Blade II : Blyatlord
@Некто_Из_Интернета
3 жыл бұрын
Я не понял, ты быканул или да?
@Nuka0420
3 жыл бұрын
With extra Blin
@genericturkishman482
3 жыл бұрын
@@Некто_Из_Интернета wtf
@rezer7561
3 жыл бұрын
Да, он быканул
@metalbotanist6730
3 жыл бұрын
Mount and Blade: Bajarnik
Hey Hey People
@chroma7418
3 жыл бұрын
Sseth here
@althor2388
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@emperorcheese2370
3 жыл бұрын
Today....
@3pacienti
3 жыл бұрын
i'll be covering
@TheEternalProduction
3 жыл бұрын
A game that tests the limit of my ADD medication.
"I hit a Vlandian keep driving" had me dead.
@DestroyerOfOgis
Жыл бұрын
Every Sturgian playthrough is just incomplete without running over the Vlandian horde while smashing their skulls into 2 with a two-handed axe.
@TheSturgian
Жыл бұрын
Vlandians are cement for roads.
@SvanaSTURGISMSVANISM
Жыл бұрын
Imagine not running over Vlandians every day... Very cringe ngl.
Gentlemen, if your wife doesn't have 200 skill in Two Handed, divorce her.
@dogcatchen
3 жыл бұрын
it's ok, even if she doesn't, I can train her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@georgeoldsterd8994
2 жыл бұрын
But what is she has 200 skill in one-handed and 10 points in riding instead? 🤔
@DestroyerOfOgis
Жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, if your wife has never carried a Northern Decorated Two-Handed Axe, divorce her.
@jackf1830
Жыл бұрын
Words to live by
Please dont stop making MBB2 videos they r always so fun to watch😂
@dragonscaleshields
Жыл бұрын
Maybe then you'd like my Sturgia Video. I use realistic battle mod and created a new custom troop tree - kzread.info/dash/bejne/eJthyKuPj5WyncY.html Holy shit it's so hard to get views on KZread. I'm sad.
Finally, a Sturgian Playthrough with Hej Sokoly
@erwinrogoza614
3 жыл бұрын
The Sturgian speedrun - Conquer all the map before Hej Sokoly stops playing
@patchiepls9915
3 жыл бұрын
what fun fact hej sokoly is NOT russian thank god
@guy_sax_epic8723
3 жыл бұрын
@@patchiepls9915 well, hej sokoly is Polish-Ukrainian, and since Sturgia is originally based on Kyivan Rus it was right
@patchiepls9915
3 жыл бұрын
@@guy_sax_epic8723 i dont think so and its kievan rus
@guy_sax_epic8723
3 жыл бұрын
@@patchiepls9915 It's Kyivan Rus cuz it's named after city Kyiv and the song is *the most likely* written by Polish-Ukrainian author, anyway it's equally popular in both countries (even the lyrics are about Ukraine and cossack), so your opinion has nothing to do with it
3:10 didn't expect to see Stachu Jones here
Стургийский союз социалистических вассалов
@darthbennis5796
3 жыл бұрын
Феодальный коммунизм
@The_WatchList
2 жыл бұрын
Хаха
@BuddhaGuantanamo
2 жыл бұрын
@@darthbennis5796 always has been
Despite names like Varcheg and their faction description and the fact that they're a principality ala the ones from modern day Russia that tried to fight off the Mongols, i did not figure out the Sturgians were actually the precursors to probably the Vaegirs till this video.
The tarkov and stalker combination was a surprise but a welcome one
0:50 Damn, Obelix just keeps destroying Imperials in every fuckin dimesion he goes to....
I love the totally relatable DD stress increases from missing hits XD
“If we hit a vlandian keep driving” my motto in every campaign ever
@SvanaSTURGISMSVANISM
Жыл бұрын
Bro fr fr fr 🗣️🔥💯
I chose the Sturgians first because I know, while there might be some Nord influence, it’s truly a cheeky breeky Soldier. Also I knew I chose the right one when Svana was the first wife I gotten.
the amount of references in this is nuts.
Bruh your videos are really well made. The halo health sounds and the Runescape hit sounds really got me good
I was waiting on this ever since it was announced, I thought you forgot about it
@GuidenYT
3 жыл бұрын
Nope. I made another video using a lot of my call of duty clips since I wanted to do something different. I'm hoping to finish the factions this year
i got many of references and i am really happy that i found your youtube channel finally extra searching a comment of mine under one of your reddit posts :D the shitposting quality is omega golden. i approve of it.
The Rus crossovers are going to explode the internet
That is defeinitly one of the best YT Sturgia short movies
Your videos are gold mate, keep them coming
My introduction to this channel and can’t wait to see the rest
5:17 Hej Hej Heeej sokoły
All these references, I love it, but the second you quoted sseth I fell in love with your work, this is pure art man. Love your stuff
Everyone talks shit about the battanians till I catch em in the woods
This inspired me to do a Sturgia playthrough, bless
As Sseth would say: "You're truly wonderful. Have a good one."
Dude I am absolutely loving the S.T.A.L.K.E.R clips and references there killing me 🤣
Your editing skills are amazing brother I haven’t laughed this much in a while 😂🥹
3:19 I'm glad that I heard this preety polish word
Заебись
@user-iq5sq4qh4x
3 жыл бұрын
Четка
@evgenizemtcov9431
3 жыл бұрын
Чётко
Great edit man good job funniest Mound and Blade Bannerlord video i have ever sawed
The editing is so fucking good bro, great video!
Using Ssethtzeentach's lines I see... hmmm...quality!
@GuidenYT
3 жыл бұрын
From his mount and blade video no less
I am from Ukraine, and this is totally awesome collaboration
You had me with the Stalker references
Out of all things I did not expect a Tran Dan reference LMAO I don’t even play the game ur playing, but I LOVE your content, keep it up!
5:00 wow, a song in my language :)
Man i really live your M&B Videos. They are truely the best around! Less talking, more raiding!
@dragonscaleshields
Жыл бұрын
If you like this kind of videos maybe you'd like mine - kzread.info/dash/bejne/eJthyKuPj5WyncY.html it's really hard to get views on KZread. I'm very sad.
This video... what a great christmas present!
Your channel quality is dank af, I’ve subbed 🤙🏻
Was that our favorite guerrilla, witchdoctor warlord Sseth I hear?
Оставлю, пожалуй, комментарий на русском, и скажу что это было охренительно)
@anllona6436
2 жыл бұрын
Согласен )
@breakinggood6308
Жыл бұрын
В точку
@Lucius_de_Farte
Жыл бұрын
Поддерживаю)
These videos are pure chaos and I like it!
Love the edits they're top notch
5:33 you know someone is dangerous when he's done this kind of things
@DestroyerOfOgis
Жыл бұрын
Svana is indeed nightmare of the Vlandian horde.
@TheSturgian
Жыл бұрын
We are not behind the snow. WE ARE THE SNOW.
@SvanaSTURGISMSVANISM
Жыл бұрын
I am not in danger. I am the danger.
5:00 this is an old polish song. greetings from Poland haha
@elbazbini
2 жыл бұрын
What's the name of the song ?
I love how you chose the Angy Vietnamese man with gun for the Khuzaits. Haha!
I’ve watched like 2 videos and I think your my new favorite channel
Love me some Hej Sokoły! Greetings from Poland
impressive levels of cheeki breeki
This channel deserves more sub you are so underrated
binging these as soon as i saw the warband content, what a blessing to us all
0:23 didn't expect Nude Tiger to appears on this channel.
@ngocquangnguyen4266
3 жыл бұрын
lol me too
@asiandraven5240
3 жыл бұрын
Dayum
Великолепный видос, все действия правдоподобны. Я как будто просто вышел на улицу погулять.
@planetside9714
2 жыл бұрын
Nigga what
@BuddhaGuantanamo
2 жыл бұрын
@@planetside9714 that's literally his street
@planetside9714
2 жыл бұрын
@@BuddhaGuantanamo I have no idea what you are talking about
@BuddhaGuantanamo
2 жыл бұрын
@@planetside9714 we say about video, which you're, now watching
@planetside9714
2 жыл бұрын
@@BuddhaGuantanamo the translation of hic comment days: Great vidos, all actions are plausible. I just went outside for a walk.
this best of Guiden
Kingdom of Poland awards you this saber for your efforts and service to the crown.
Bro this editing is insane.
I lost it at the flag sigil. 😂😂😂
This is some godlike quality editing!
I hear 'Hej Sokoly' and I fetch my wings.
Guiden you have to be kidden me! YOu can't just meme how a yugoslavian war criminal kills himself
@kennethyoung4973
3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit did that guy aliven't himself when drinking that strange thing?
@morlocsmuckendick293
3 жыл бұрын
@@kennethyoung4973 He pogn't out of this realm
@LMvdB02
3 жыл бұрын
@@kennethyoung4973 yeah in the Yugoslavian war tribunal in the Hague after he was sentenced to imprisonment for life.
@saberhap2639
2 жыл бұрын
Criminal?
Such a great comedy shortmovie wtf
Hardbass and hej sokoly? You have a new subscriber!
i didn't understand the stalker opening and ending until now but i love this video loll
As a polack i can say that you getting vodca and pierogi/10 for "hej sokoły" in video and you have K-pass for saing "kurwa" you can be proud now brother. And also ***** ***
@mako5996
2 жыл бұрын
Sturgia isnt based on Poland, so he shouldnt have chosen them
@borzmir9326
Жыл бұрын
@@mako5996 but the rus are also slavs
@mako5996
Жыл бұрын
@@borzmir9326 Yes, but there are differences between Russians and Poles
the music at the end (6:54), relax level 100
That drum stick looking good though
Einfach nice😂 bitte mehr davon👀
Love the stalker intro
Господи, это шикарно!)
Absolutely loved this. 10/10
The representation of battania was spot on xD
Sseth flashbacks strikes
Instant like for STALKER
Really nice video man best family banner ever and nice Russian folk song I have no clue what they are singing about but it sounds kinda cool and matches the video perfectly Edit: can't wait to see the Aserai video
@_Sommelier
3 жыл бұрын
It's Polish song though
I love the video! I'd get along with the guy leg pressing in armor. my kinda guy!
Dziękujemy za sokoły :3
0:58 Seems familiar, but from where :^) 3:36 and you even used my boi Sseth as audio.
Praljak drinking game 🤣🤣🤣 You are a legend 😁
This is probably the most awesome video ever
As a Yugoslav i proove this to be tottaly accourate in any way possible
0:23 Lol he's South Vietnam
No cap I use your vids as guides to start playthroughs
This is the best video I've ever seen.
2:40 aren't these sounds from the Metro Series?
@sleepw4lkersd500
3 жыл бұрын
Nop.. is Stalker!
ДРУЖИННИК.
"Pretty good for a simo/koifish clone" lmao!
LOL I heard Vitus in there... that's a first. Great editing, reminds me of Stimpee-like top quality.
@DestroyerOfOgis
Жыл бұрын
strat the chad commented on a svana reference?!?! 🥶
@MonscheinerSturgian
2 ай бұрын
OMG Stratic