I just got spawned into an advanced civilization knowing nothing and it was the most confusing hour of my life

@TinyPirate

2 жыл бұрын

lol I bet.

@chiellazona5624

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@jackman5840

6 ай бұрын

just did that. I made a pie and disconnected. lol

This game is really hard

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, it is!

@wickersb6495

5 жыл бұрын

That not so hard try Civ IV

@redbloodzcell1433

5 жыл бұрын

It's harder than CIV imo haha

@Spoonwood

5 жыл бұрын

@@redbloodzcell1433 Is it harder than Civ III? I've just started playing. I played more than a little civ III in my day.

@Spoonwood

5 жыл бұрын

@@redbloodzcell1433 This game is real-time. Civ I to III are not real time. That makes for quite a difference.

So it take 10 years in the game to grow another berry.... got it!

Making a fire in normal games: Stick small stick rub it and boom fire Making a fire in this game: First you need to do a backflip 6 times then you collect these 20 different rare plants then you get 60 sharp stones then you make 10 babies in 10 minutes then you have to collect 100 wood then you gotta kill 3 bears and then skin 6 wolves and finally make the campfire.

@user-rg5xs3bk8w

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao true

@Peachymochi86

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, why you wouldn't just put the juniper tinder on the spot you are drilling (like how real life works) amazes me... fresh leaves don't ignite... it took so long for me to figure out what an "ember leaf" is...

@nottechytutorials

Жыл бұрын

@@Peachymochi86 I lost a juniper kindling bc I tried putting it on the burning leaf, turns out its the other way around. Put the leaf on the juniper. The steps are very specific in what order they go, even tho I feel like they shouldn't work like that. But now I can make a fire! Keeping it alive is another matter.

i just played my first game of this like 10 minutes ago and i was completely useless to my people i had no clue how to do anything, i had a kid die suddently and had another baby and had my people help raise her- and i walked around mindlessly till i just decided to starve myself so i can learn the game more before trying again....thank you for this LMAOOO

@TinyPirate

2 жыл бұрын

It is a bit like that, lol

@chrisstitch

Жыл бұрын

I did the exact same thing haha

@killerphanta7363

Жыл бұрын

me too haha

@Zeynep_016

Жыл бұрын

My first time playing, my mother didn't care for me, I had to leave her when I could grab stuff because she didn't feed me. Lucky enough I was in a big village with. I had to find the kitchen myself, she didn't even name me. Luckily, my uncle and cousin we nice enough to teach me when my mom didn't care. My cousin spent her entire life teaching me how to make different pies. I had to give my first kid away. My second kid grew up and left when she was a toddler. She had a kid who was also new. I spent the last part of my life teaching my grandkid how to make pies. I didn't die from old age, I only had a few minutes so I decided to say my good byes and died from starvation in the process as I only had three food bars lol

Thanks for putting up the tutorial. I've always wondered how to start solo. I never knew how to make the kiln and pots. It was educational to see you do it.

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Glad you liked it! Tell your friends and relatives!

I'll make sure to tell my children NOT to drain the ponds and to tell their children too. That seemed to be a problem in my last civilization.

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch, that does hurt.

@auxangess

5 жыл бұрын

The problem in my last civilization was people murdering each other or seeing an innocent person who happened to have a knife and killing them because they thought that person was the murderer. Someone killed me before I could even pick stuff up because I had a knife in front of me.

@drelude3387

4 жыл бұрын

The town I born in had like 20 graves and they said those were the "unworthy" family members

@moistmeathateroffurries8621

4 жыл бұрын

@@drelude3387 What's wrong with that?

He was so proud of Custard at the end

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

SO PROUD.

raising the babies,and helping them, helps you farm.

@shearman360

3 жыл бұрын

do you eat the babies?

@Jackmoyes_128

3 жыл бұрын

@@shearman360 yes

@robertott5074

3 жыл бұрын

@@shearman360 fuck yeah

"GO AWAY BABY!" Got me every time. XD Informative, thank you.

Omg you're video is actually the first one that makes sense and get straight to the point! I have been trying to find how to make a fire in this for a week just looking it up and somehow you come up. Thank you!

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

Aww cheers. My tutorial is a bit old, but I'm glad it helped.

Should be titled," How I repeatedly threw servers." lmao, just saying

i like everytime there is a baby and then the camera cuts baby gone

Women: "Oh, I'm so full!" Husband: "please, not another one..."

It took me 3000 years to make fire. Thanks for teaching !!

what do you MEAN babys are bad? if you grow somebody into a child that's another hand for the farm, or another forager to increase the chance of harvest

Milkweed is a common plant that can be harvested for a Milkweed stalk. If harvested when fruiting (when it has yellow flowers) then it can be harvested to pick up endless milkweed seeds until it has turned into a stump. If harvested when fruiting, it will regrow after 60 in-game years (60 real minutes). If harvested in its other stage it will not regrow.

Been playing years and this randomly popped up in my recommended. He’s so excited doing stuff and then dying but golf you spent 6 mins of ur life raising two of the babies you’d have a chance of developing! However nowadays being an eve is super rare. Almost always born into a city

It would be cool if they made is so that you have to actually mate to have a child. I'd imagine it would have to mark you in a special way to show that you have been copulating lol. Then, you can give birth to the child, and you can have an official lineage for both sides of the family.

Also, adobe can be also put in basket (did not notice he showed it in video), so if you needed to get adobe klin set up somewhere fast, you gotta make clay + (reeds or wheat stolks). Basket is really useful for bringing any medium sized items 3 times, but clay bowl does much better with food item storing, since you can eat directly from it with 1 tick. Also I AGREE the game is not easy to pick up with due the way the communication is so difficult and you need to learn every single term and technique before you can manage. :D It is suggested to try things out at eve stage at empty server so you get used to the way basic items are crafted. There are forums that have many interesting tales and guide to look on.

Take a shot every time TinyPirate kills another baby.

Wait... keeping your food meter away from its current max value can act as a form of birth control?

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Yes. It helps some.

@nickowen4131

5 жыл бұрын

So, max value helps make babies?

@alvin_row

5 жыл бұрын

So if my gf stops eating I won't have to spend money on condoms?

@Hashishin13

5 жыл бұрын

If shes literally starving she won't have a period, so sorta? @@alvin_row

Great tutorial, thanks! I'm definitely interested in the compost but I also have never used a kiln before so this was very informative.

@kluas948

6 жыл бұрын

Update (4/15/2018): Making Compost. Use Bowl on Berry Bush with six berries. Previous patch was four berries. Add a Carrot to the Bowl of Berries. Mash with a Sharp Stone to create Bowl of Mashed Berries and Carrot. Cut one Straw. Add the Bowl of Mashed Berries and Carrot to the Reed/Straw to make Dry Compost. Add water to Dry Compost to make Wet Compost. Add Worm from a Wormy Empty Fertile Pit. Let it sit for years and it will turn into soil. Compost can be harvested three times before it is used up. The latest update makes sustainable farming more difficult. A village will eventually run out of worms.

@Cothfotmeoo

6 жыл бұрын

Beautiful. You're a legend, thank you!

Watching tutorials to make Mama proud. Got here because of CallMeKevin

Thank you so much for the tutorial! It was really helpful. :)

One great tip is to use the one hour one life tech tree aka the crafting reference

@Peachymochi86

2 жыл бұрын

the only thing i've found useful about the crafting hints is to see how to make something you know exists, but if you find or make something and don't know what it could be used for, there's no way to know. Like if I realize how to make a clay bowl... I can't lookup what a clay bowl goes into making (like a pie) I'd have to know I can make a pie, and then backtrack to the bowl I've made (because I saw someone made a bowl). over time of course you get to know some items, but there are tools where if you don't spell or type them exactly, it just doesn't know. I find this to be the most frustrating part of the game, aside from hitting a wall if you don't have many milkweed nearby. that will kill you very very very very very quickly

One time I built a very large city and I was the first King in this game (hopefully), I died of old age and was born into the Royal family.

@trueprogamer3018

6 жыл бұрын

NattyNuke lol nice I literally just got the game and it looks fun but it’s hard to start of on your own lol

9:03 the realization that there were stones next to the skewer ^^

“Bear are you chasing me? You bear-ter not be chasing me.” Haha

Wow, your voice is amazing *-*

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Yours too!

Thank you for the calm and informative tutorial.

You got it right the second time. Adobe - Uh-DOH-bee

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Sweet, ta!

@captaindapper5020

4 жыл бұрын

Same with Tule - Tool-ee

I'm surprised you say boys are kept more often than girls; in most societies I've been a part of the girls are valuable and the boys are a bit superfluous. You only have an hour to set your legacy, and most baby girls won't make it to adulthood.

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

The dynamic has shifted a bit as people have got better at the game? I think?

@Coco-vv8nf

5 жыл бұрын

you need girls at first but soon they start having way to many babys its better have males

@PinkkElephantt

5 жыл бұрын

If your society is not very advanced, then the majority of girls will not make it to adulthood. If your society is advanced, then you can feed the children and you need more people in order to expand. The only argument for boys being the better option is maybe a smallish village.

this game seems so fun but even with help you really have no idea what your doing and the most of your time is spent trying to eat instead of building or doing whatever else. You never live long enough to actually do something you feel proud of before you die.

@Dria_Ah

2 ай бұрын

Took me 34 years in game to make my first fire, i was so happy, and then died of starvation🥲

Ty for the help with the beginning

So I’m just now discovering this game, & just want to thank you for providing such a perfectly executed tutorial! This was a great deal of help to me! 😊 now I’m hoping that you cont’d w/ more Tutorials after this one, so I’m going to check for more! Thank you thank you thank you! Well done & God bless! 👱🏼‍♀️🙏

@TinyPirate

Жыл бұрын

You're very welcome!

Thank you so much!! This helped so much

Thanks, first time i played i just made bouls and filled them with berries because i didn't know how to farm.

Hey man looking at your channel this game kinda exploded on here - Why’d you stop playing or uploading?

@TinyPirate

2 жыл бұрын

Just got bored and busy :D ..KZread is time consuming!

@seenitalready

2 жыл бұрын

@@TinyPirate Lmao fair enough - Have you tried halo tho? It’s not perfect but it’s the first video game I’ve been hyped about in years

never eat the last goose berry or the tree dies and you have to put dirt on it and water it again?

Hope he keeps adding to this game seems like it could be a great long living game

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

That’s his plan!

@Oliver_McCombie

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Busco Yep he plans on doing weekly updates for at least 2 years.

That whole boys are kept more than girls like never happens.

@cherolyntaylor277

3 жыл бұрын

Das true

6:43 is when he actually starts talking about the mechanics of the game for those who are know the premise already.

Thx for teaching me this ill come back for other tutorials

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

No worries

this was very helpful

I just got this game and I love it, but it is very hard to learn

"You'd beartter not be chasing me"

I need help with the controls whenever I try to combine things it just pick up the other thing and put down the other previous thing I was holding set of combining it I also don't know how to farm or do anything useful so I just sit there and do nothing

I remember been abandoned and got adopted by another poorer family in this game

Nice vid😄😄

Great video! Is there any way you could say where you got the mod from, to censor parts. I just recently bought the game and been searching but dont want to download a scam or virus...

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, I think it is an option in the game menu.

Many babies were harmed in the making of this video. and from the point I'm at right now (14:52), he only felt remorse for 1 baby so far.

I watched this even though I’m not new. I’m such a rebel

How do I put items down no matter what I do I cant put anything down. I even asked others all they said is put it on a empty spot I did that I tapped double tapped multiple tapped and... nothing so.... any advice?

HOw do u make a Steel axe? Because im stuck on the tutorial

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Not sure! New things have been added.

All those innocent souls you condemned in the wilderness lol

"Tyool" and "A-doab" hilarious from California

I dont know how to get into the game, it just says, cannot reach server attempting retry. And nothing happens, I don’t know what to do

WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE BACKPACK

Oudated? I don't get tilled rows from just dumping soil on the ground. :(

anyone else taking notes on this? lol

My first time playing, my mother didn't care for me, I had to leave her when I could grab stuff because she didn't feed me. Lucky enough I was in a big village with. I had to find the kitchen myself, she didn't even name me. Luckily, my uncle and cousin we nice enough to teach me when my mom didn't care. My cousin spent her entire life teaching me how to make different pies. I had to give my first kid away. My second kid grew up and left when she was a toddler. She had a kid who was also new. I spent the last part of my life teaching my grandkid how to make pies. I didn't die from old age, I only had a few minutes so I decided to say my good byes and died from starvation in the process as I only had three food bars lol

@TinyPirate

Жыл бұрын

It's the circleee of lifeeeeee (and pies)

@Ecommwoodigital

Жыл бұрын

Lmao my first game I literally had 4 babies back to back while I was trying to figure out how to play myself.. needless to say they were literally raised by the village while I went with my cousin to learn how to play. 😂😂 they all grew up healthy lol

How does the world work? Is there one world where everyone joins on?

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

Yup!

Custard reminds me of the Doctor lol

First time I played this i was born to an eve mom that died as soon as i was old enough to pick up stuff

Excellent intro. Thanks!

You're a cold hearted mother lol

tiptoe? Want to play this game ... looks cool, I already knew of it but didn't jump in from the get...

How do you start the game!

me with 30hrs on record of this game watching this

Thanks for the awesome video me matey ;-) But tell me, if ur born as an eve, do u still have 60 mins of life or how does that work?

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, good question. Maybe not.

In the end your town is north of youbi think haha

Is there any mods that make the game abit more clean? Simply because I have a younger brother who also wanted to try this game out

@TinyPirate

2 жыл бұрын

Unsure, sorry!

@SaintImperial

2 жыл бұрын

@@TinyPirate thanks for replying anyways!

I got this game on my phone .... Very complicated , unless I find veteran players

N I C E

Just played for the 1st time and wow overwhelming aint the word! So i begin in moms arms shes carying me around telling me things i didnt understamd kinda got we were plant pickers. Next min im picking up berries and mom disapears im lost cant find her she comes back to me she tells me take onions back to home next min shes calling me and i have 2 baby siblings and suddenly im suposed to teach them also. My head fell off loool. I just starved and died at 9

Is there a way to know exactly how old you are

The fruiting milkweed no longer respawns!

@TinyPirate

Жыл бұрын

Bummer!

First vid i've seen without the remove nudity mod lol

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Gotta keep it PG :)

HOW DO I LOGIN PLEASE HELP

@Hi-yf1oc

5 жыл бұрын

go to your email and get the key number than put the key number into the key box than put your email in the email box that how to log in. :)

didn't put on the backpack.... nnnnhhhhhh

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Lol. I didn’t want to have to explain it while busy explaining something else :)

The first time i got born my mum died like 5 mins after i was born and i was a boy and was alone the entire game and never did nun and that was today

gezz and i thought dont starve was hard lol

you can actually identify your age by typing letters

how do i play the game

@user-rg5xs3bk8w

3 жыл бұрын

Buy it

Ah-doh-bee

how do you eat

@TinyPirate

Жыл бұрын

I usually do so with my mouth

@mnep5

Жыл бұрын

@@TinyPirate i was talkig about the game because i just got it, 2 seconds later i realised you just ned to click

How to download?

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Link in the description, go buy :)

@rubixmantheshapeshifter1769

5 жыл бұрын

Buy it for mobile too

is one hour one life digatal when i buy it or is it a disk game because im about to buy it and i need a digtal i dont have a disk reader

@TinyPirate

6 жыл бұрын

Digital download.

@Hi-yf1oc

6 жыл бұрын

The phantom to buy it which cost $20. You go to onehouronelife.com/ than when done buying it you can choose which one to download at the top is for windows the middle is for Mac. I forgot the rest than when done downloading you go to the file where you place the download and go to folder than find OneLife than you can place it on your screen.

Recording a yt video so I abandoned my kid. 😂

In my experience with the game it seems more useful to help at least one baby grow up so he/she can help out but whatever lol

Is this a tutorial on how to starve while trying to learn to play the game?

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

dark souls prepare to starve edition

Good teacher, terrible Mother

But i cant press START IT WONT LET MEEEEEEEE

@TinyPirate

5 жыл бұрын

Put in your login/account details?

Do you know how to play game

no,no eres el unico que no entendio nda bro xd

how tf do i sign in

@cherolyntaylor277

3 жыл бұрын

With email and ur game key code

im a new player, i thought my mother would teach me things :((( but yeah, it was probably smarter to watch a tutorial first.

Soon as I'm born i seriously don't know what to do

@djdisorder639

6 жыл бұрын

If you mean as an EVE First thing is get a sharp stone, make a basket from either two lots of reeds or two lots of wheat (threshed with a branch to get straw). This instantly increases survivability. Use basket to collect food as you travel to find a good spot to set up a camp but keep the sharp stone to farm wild burdock, carrots etc. You want ponds, (as many as possible close to where you plan on setting up) a large green area for wild food/milkweed/trees and a small border with dessert (brown zone) for raising babies without the need for a fire is a massive boost. Personally I collect milkweed and make fire tools as I look for a spot to set up, but this is risky as you cant carry food with you.Abandon the first kid, it will only slow down your progress.By the time I've found a spot I've usually made a fire bow and hatchet, usually about the same time I'll keep a kid and leave them to grow on a brown tile edge so I can still work without constantly watching them. When they've grown I'll ask them to either finish off the fire tools if I haven't made it that far or ask them to collect either soil or wild food for camp whilst I make the kiln and gather clay for bowls and plates. (Better to collect it yourself, kids may not survive the swamp temp, or at least wont be as efficient as an adult) Once you've got bowls you're good to get farm up n running. Oh final tip on that, if you don't have the milkweed to make a stone hoe, use skewers to at least get a few plots going before people starve.Its a race against time from when you start keeping kids to when the free wild food runs low, so don't keep them all, only how many you think will be able to support resource wise. Keep pushing, delegate to kids what you need to be done and if you get a good couple players behind you can die with a solid farm set up and steel tools already made.