The story of reviving Azura for $20, only to kill her off for $50.

@francescolombardi3438

2 жыл бұрын

Money Breeds Money

@orangeslash1667

2 жыл бұрын

@@francescolombardi3438 Nintendo was so desperate to recapture the success of Awakening🤑, that they forgot to be subtle about it.🙊

@Boarbatrice

2 жыл бұрын

Stonks

@Cerbleur07

2 жыл бұрын

With a profit gain of roughly around $30 for Excelmblem

@fortissears5388

Жыл бұрын

@@Cerbleur07 Im gonna be a d*ck but, YT takes a 30% cut and theres taxes, so I wonder if he was in the positive after this lol

Revelation, the route where Lilith and the awakening trio reveal nothing

@samkeiser9776

2 жыл бұрын

I think it’s worse in Birthright, where all three of the awakening characters will actively fight Corrin and try to kill them, and Laslow can even die fighting Corrin’s Army, in spite of the one thing they’re supposed to be doing in Fateslandia being helping Corrin.

@ubermaster1

2 жыл бұрын

@@samkeiser9776 Thus proving they were literally brought back for fanservice and slapped into the story poorly due to it. Gotta love Fateslandia.

@Zerorenren4761

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangeslash1667 I know it, and i'm currently reading Crown of Nibelung

@iceneko9170

2 жыл бұрын

it makes me wonder what the odds are in 10 or so years of a remake of the game adding in the missing pieces... or at least a good chunk.

@moon4236

2 жыл бұрын

People complain about Azura but man at least she was trying those three act as if they don't know shit lmao.

So when Flora in Birthright tries to kill herself - everyone besides Felicia is sitting like muppets and does nothing. When Hinata, Oboro, Saizo, Kagero, Effie, Arthur, Peri or Laslow are greviously wounded in C/B - nobody cares and they're forgotten about. When Elise gets sliced like a bread - who cares, she's not playable. When Xander is bleeding after a battle - it's fine, let him die. When Scarlet gets hit by one fireball and might still be alive - nobody even tries to save her. When Arete, Mikoto and Sumeragi are wounded from battle - nobody bothers healing them. When Ryoma impales himself and and seemingly dies - let him, Conquest is supposed to be difficult. ... When Gunter impales himself and seemingly dies - everyone goes apeshit and does everything in their power to save him and it works. Man, i love Fates narrative.

@PrinzEugen39

Жыл бұрын

You forgot Lilith just jumped in front of Corrin out of nowhere after multiple chapters of irrelevance

@Xertaron.

Жыл бұрын

@@PrinzEugen39 Who?

@PrinzEugen39

Жыл бұрын

@@Xertaron. the small dragon

@Xertaron.

Жыл бұрын

@@PrinzEugen39 I know, i know. It was just a jab at how ridiculously underutilized she is.

@Zerorenren4761

Жыл бұрын

That's not a thing on only FE There is a certain scene in Persona 3 where the situation could be avoided by the characters simply using healing abillities story wise, yet they don't because.... Plot

This is great. The rapid fire humor on half-an-hour of Fateslandia with lots of death, abuse and questionably implied cloning.

26:37 was glorious. I will happily sacrifice Niles for that joke.

I love paying 20 dollars for the DLC, where Lilith never tells you what’s going on, and the awakening trio does absolutely nothing to convince the nohrian nobles that something bad is happening

@OPTIMUSL1ME

2 жыл бұрын

I liked the part where it was $20

@zdelrod829

Жыл бұрын

​@@OPTIMUSL1ME Who said you had to pay 20$ with the eshop finally down? I'm pretty sure you can get it for free with the power of homebrew (and/or emulation)

@Businessgoose124

24 күн бұрын

​@zdelrod829 Arr, matey 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

The real fire emblem revelation were the friends we made, and lost, along the way

you can hate on fates all you want, that soundtrack slaps xD

@orangeslash1667

2 жыл бұрын

the Reason for fate's sloppy story, is because the writers where trying to achieve too much with not enough time. Intelligents Systems had an idea for Fate to have three stories to appeal to everyone, but they realized that they didn't have enough writers. So they hired an outside writer, Shin Kibayashi was that writer. Intelligent Systems wanted Shin to write the outline for each pathway, what happened instead is that Shin wrote 500 pages for each pathway. Nintendo knew this was too long so they cut the story into pieces without the writers permission and the fact the Nintendo demanded Fates come on the Fire Emblem Anniversary only made things worse. Which resulted in this hilariously mess of a story. The good news this that there is a manga based on Fates that is a little better. Its called Fire Emblem If: the Crown of Niberlung.

I wish killing Anthony was set up the same way as killing Shura in Conquest

@frostbite_1244

2 жыл бұрын

What would you get for killing Anothany? A villager reclass seal, ...a pitchfork?

@nightcloud2014

2 жыл бұрын

@@frostbite_1244 a good laugh

@catfish8716

Жыл бұрын

@@frostbite_1244 It's its own reward

What the fuck did Scarlet do to the fates writers to make them want to murder her in the worst of ways in 2 out of the 3 routes?

@Wiifanbro

Жыл бұрын

Her existence made the writers so mad that steam was coming out of their ears.

@isaac3000

11 ай бұрын

She is made after the ex of a producer apparently but I don't believe this

The part where you use the same voice clip but shoddily edit in male pronouns during Sumeragi’s death absolutely killed me lol

@undeniablySomeGuy

Жыл бұрын

Put as much effort into that editing as the game designers did into this story writing

@fortissears5388

Жыл бұрын

@@undeniablySomeGuy I disagree. Exceblem had to at least somewhat TRY by putting those clips in.

You can tell Excelblem loves Fates/Revelation. $20 well spent i'd say.

I forgot that this run was (almost) beaten in 1 attempt

25:30 It took a double take to find what happened here, but when I realized it, i couldn’t help but laugh.

This is the perfect recap length for the series. Keep it up.

26:43 wait that's a door that can be opened and I DON'T have to go the long way around, recruit my son, then kill the boss and I can just jump to the last step? ...

@sadagusfate

Жыл бұрын

Tbf with paladin jakob you can do both

well I already watched this series playlist six times but finally I can watch it as one video

Why wasn’t the Yato with the rainbow sage? It would give him a point to exist.

An emotional and engaging journey

I was expecting this to be much longer, but I suppose the Jitaro Emblem saga recap will be its own video I guess we can call this... Correlations Bizzare Adventure: Fates is (not) Understandable

@orangeslash1667

2 жыл бұрын

the Reason for fate's sloppy story, is because the writers where trying to achieve too much with not enough time. Intelligents Systems had an idea for Fate to have three stories to appeal to everyone, but they realized that they didn't have enough writers. So they hired an outside writer, Shin Kibayashi was that writer. Intelligent Systems wanted Shin to write the outline for each pathway, what happened instead is that Shin wrote 500 pages for each pathway. Nintendo knew this was too long so they cut the story into pieces without the writers permission and the fact the Nintendo demanded Fates come on the Fire Emblem Anniversary only made things worse. Which resulted in this hilariously mess of a story. The good news this that there is a manga based on Fates that is a little better. Its called Fire Emblem If: the Crown of Niberlung.

@brozomicki-sothe307

Жыл бұрын

@@orangeslash1667 oh nice I’ll take a look at the manga

@orangeslash1667

Жыл бұрын

@@brozomicki-sothe307 You can find it at Mang@ Bat.

we truly were the fire emblem fates: revelation

I really am gonna miss this series.

@mihaimercenarul7467

9 ай бұрын

But I am not gonna miss his annoying voice

@fingersniff5520

7 ай бұрын

​@@mihaimercenarul7467actually manchild whining in every comment section I see

i love binge watching excelblem

I love and hate this game, it felt more like a punishment than a challenge when I beat all the dlc, but your videos makes me want to play again...I won't but the option is there :D

Still mad that the one time I decided to marry Azura was my first time playing Revelations. Thanks, game.

This recap had me in stitches and is painfully accurate to my own run

21:22 Why did this never happen with Garon in any of the routes?

amazing commentary as always

@mihaimercenarul7467

9 ай бұрын

Not with that voice

@Cupcakkecult

3 ай бұрын

@@mihaimercenarul7467there’s nothing wrong with it you’re just a hater

@mihaimercenarul7467

3 ай бұрын

@@Cupcakkecult it's ok, child. Don't need to defend that awful voice.

@mihaimercenarul7467

3 ай бұрын

@@Cupcakkecult also you kids pay money for someone to kill characters în a game, where you can do that for free. That îs worse than defending his goofy voice.

@Cupcakkecult

3 ай бұрын

@@mihaimercenarul7467 it’s giving hater🥱

Appreciate you censoring the h***h****** for us. Some things are just too lewd

Anankos greatest spell is to make people playing Ironman believe they are playing Shadow Dragons so more of their units die. 🎲 :D

The way it was all thrown away just like that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“She does not understand the relation between cause and effect” which is why correlation =/= causation

Excellent

I honestly wish there was a mod that removed all the dialogue and the storyline from the game cause they gameplay is the only thing it has going for it.

@TuskyBaby

Жыл бұрын

Just press start 😂

@lenlen8417

Жыл бұрын

@@TuskyBaby I always do, but even seeing the opera chapter in Conquest is enough to give me an aneurysm lmao. "I wonder who that blue haired dancer/singer with a see-through mask is"

@TuskyBaby

Жыл бұрын

@@lenlen8417 lol yeah Conquest's story has to bend over backwards to justify most maps. The Kitsune map is one that really gets me. "Yeah, you seem pretty nice. We still have to kill you all though" And then Corrin proceeds to slaughter them all in return, unlike every other chapter in the game where you kill people non-lethally. Oh god and the Ryoma chapter 😭. "Corrin you son of a bitch. You killed my family and now you die! Oh, but I will wait patiently for my revenge now that you're standing right in front of me." Love the design of that chapter, mind you. The narrative is just genuinely so bad its funny.

@mihaimercenarul7467

9 ай бұрын

​@@lenlen8417not do defend The garbage story or anything, but The reason why it was obvious for us that it was azura îs because she looks very anime and it's easy to spot her. But în reality, sometimes you have trouble noticing a friend of yours wearing glassess or a small mask

so *this* is what led up to the DLC where Anankos isekais all the child units into Valla...

do you think you could try the join smash route next?

Azura is his Jagen

This is almost exactly how I concluded my first Fates playthrough, except it wasn't an ironman and I never finished because I was so mad that I missed and somehow deleted the save file. I still haven't finished a Fates playthrough because now my DS is dead and I don't care enough to either fix my DS or get an emulator...

@powerfulberry237

Жыл бұрын

Fates is not on DS though

@fingersniff5520

7 ай бұрын

​@@powerfulberry237it is?..

At least the *non lethality* is justified better in this route

you when you got to the part about taking out both enemy comander "smell of the game" started playing and i didn't even realise i opened guilty gear strive lol

31:00 What parallel was Excel talking about?

@wildebur

Жыл бұрын

"We finally meet Anankos, who is a *masked lunatic who rants about his hatred for humanity*." - Excelblem, a masked, ranting lunatic

@Zerorenren4761

Жыл бұрын

@@wildebur who said Anankos isn't relatable

commenting for the algorithm

Fates is actually one of my favorite games… I love the story and characters… I thought all three routes were really fun… everyone else hates it

@ubermaster1

9 ай бұрын

It’s an okay game in a vacuum, but since it’s slapped right between the powerhouse that is Awakening, and the decent but sometimes odd Gaiden remake, it’s immediacy pretty ass. I personally like it cause it has imo the strongest class customization in the series and it adds decent replay value through that, but the story truly is garbage.

@mihaimercenarul7467

9 ай бұрын

The story îs awful tho.

19:38 is a helluva drug

this is the chapter where both valla, nohr and hoshido finally agree that corrins chosen one bullshit is going way to far and decide to finally put a stop to her

If only he knew at the beginning.

Oh hey I share a birthday with Correlation. That can only mean good things.

>can't marry scarlet because female though you could with mods perhaps =P

FE: Fates: Revelation... that you spent $20 USD on this

15:52 Byleth???

Its funny that this meme ironman play is the really the only way to play fire emblem realistically and as intended.

The plot is even worse than I remember lol

God, I think this might be the only Fire Emblem that is oppressively bad. There's bad Fire Emblem games, then there's just having a horrendous game.

@dadsback69

11 ай бұрын

Fates at least has decent gameplay and cool characters the worst would probably be gaiden

@mihaimercenarul7467

9 ай бұрын

​​​​@@dadsback69cool characters? I mean most of them are one noted with no real personality cursed with only some repetitive and bland supports. The there are characters like azura who îs an exposition bot, xander and ryoma who the game portrays them as idiots, etc. As for The gameplay, it's mediocre în birthright and revelations, and only great on conquest thanks to The fair and engaging challenge and also unique and gimmicky maps. But it doesn't help that conquest has The worst story of the three.

@dadsback69

9 ай бұрын

@@mihaimercenarul7467 when I say cool characters I mean that in the most basic sense as in the characters are cool from a design perspective and have cool character traits for the most part. In all honesty I think a couple have wasted potential that could've made them some of the best characters in a game that was better written than fates.

19:38

Rename the video with JiJi's Weird Adventures: Stardost Crusorders

I will always pick Male corinn over female corinn yes even knowing it makes my ass weird

*Sees title* Choosing Female Corrin the Thotton, obviously.

holy shit it is 35 minutes long.

Frankly, I don't get all the hate for revelations, I personally liked it a lot. But hearing your comedic disdain quips was still funny.

@mihaimercenarul7467

9 ай бұрын

Horrible maps and gimmicks, snow shoveling, awful story that reveals almost nothing and îs just a golden route for The children to be happy "yaaaaaay everyone lives yaaay happy times." Not to mention The awful designed maps with unfair difficulty unlike conquest. The only thing that îs ok I guess îs that you have all The units from conquest and birthright to play with, that's fine I guess.

Remember everyone that this game will be killed on August 29th (if you don't have a Switch)

@floricel_112

2 жыл бұрын

*laughs in emulation*

@InquisitorThomas

2 жыл бұрын

@@floricel_112 August 29th will be the day that Nintendo almost killed Fire Emblem Revelation. Yar Har!!!🏴‍☠️

@Mat-8071

2 жыл бұрын

Wait how does having a switch change things?

@just_a_tarnished4269

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mat-8071 you can connect the E-shop account from your 3DS to the one on your switch and add money this way and still buy it for a while longer

@Mat-8071

2 жыл бұрын

@@just_a_tarnished4269 oh ok. I thought you meant "if you have a switch you can still somehow download the game on your 3ds even after the servers close" because I forgot that they still let you download stuff you bought for a while before closing the servers.

the music was so loud compared to your speaking x.x

The music of fates is pretty good but everything else is kinda shit

@Zerorenren4761

2 жыл бұрын

The gameplay, characters, art and most maps (mainly CQ) are great The characters are very charismatic and have remarkable visuals. Three Houses also has those one dimensional characters and nobody complains, also, the cast in Three Houses has probably one of the most boring character desings of the series, thing that Fates has one of the best (no, i ain't hating 3H, i like it too)

@saladmancer4802

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zerorenren4761 I think the characters in both are very flat

@orangeslash1667

2 жыл бұрын

@@saladmancer4802 the Reason for fate's sloppy story, is because the writers where trying to achieve too much with not enough time. Intelligents Systems had an idea for Fate to have three stories to appeal to everyone, but they realized that they didn't have enough writers. So they hired an outside writer, Shin Kibayashi was that writer. Intelligent Systems wanted Shin to write the outline for each pathway, what happened instead is that Shin wrote 500 pages for each pathway. Nintendo knew this was too long so they cut the story into pieces without the writers permission and the fact the Nintendo demanded Fates come on the Fire Emblem Anniversary only made things worse. Which resulted in this hilariously mess of a story. The good news this that there is a manga based on Fates that is a little better. Its called Fire Emblem If: the Crown of Niberlung.

@mihaimercenarul7467

9 ай бұрын

​@@Zerorenren4761nah The design of three houses characters îs great. It's simplistic and a little more realistic unlike the exaggerated anime designs of fates or awakening. Also at least three houses has characters with some development, great supports, voice acting and even flaws. Meanwhile all The characters in fates în supports are so cringe and bland. The supports în three houses are way more engaging, like Felix and sylvain, Ingrid and dedue, marianne and Dimitri, dedue and Dimitri, etc.

@mihaimercenarul7467

9 ай бұрын

​​@@Zerorenren4761so yeah you are pretty dumb if you think three houses characters don't look better than The fates ones. The fact that three houses designs are more simplistic makes them better