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@NeverMoreMoon

2 жыл бұрын

You should do Puerto Rico🇵🇷🇵🇷

@NeverMoreMoon

2 жыл бұрын

That would be nice ☺

@sweetbutpsycho4116

2 жыл бұрын

Do Nigeria please....

@sunshinethestarswitcher

2 жыл бұрын

Oh one more thing onlyjayus if you go to Japan you need to either one cover your tattoos or just not go because Yakuza actually can go after you for that my Japanese teacher told me that and I've taken that too heart

@jellymochi732

2 жыл бұрын

Can you do South Korea please?

As a British person, learning how to NOT look like a tourist in Britain, this helped very much, thank you

@jfc9624

2 жыл бұрын

Omg same

@n.j8351

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@IIsJonkShorts

2 жыл бұрын

Before this I always cut in lines

@gluitch7721

2 жыл бұрын

The new guy without a mustache

@wamitchell75

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. But I delcine tea quite often

Im a filipino and i laughed after hearing what she told about arriving on time, tbh being late is a bit common to us and we call it "filipino time" HAHAHAHA

@The__child

2 жыл бұрын

I’m in the uk and I never say no to a cup of tea unless it’s a very bad day

@_Irgendwas

2 жыл бұрын

In germany we say "5 minuten vor der zeit ist des deutschen Pünktlichkeit" which translates to: 5 minutes before the time is the german punctuality lol

@user-yj5jd9rf6x

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@notnotclairee

2 жыл бұрын

samee

@theraheenbasharat

2 жыл бұрын

She said “Don’t arrive on time” lol

Who doesn't thank a bus driver 😭😭

@luffysno.1fan702

2 ай бұрын

People with social anxiety, young kids, rude teenagers, mute people ect 👍

@ktmarshwa

2 ай бұрын

@@luffysno.1fan702 the other ones make sense but I feel like not thanking them would make me more socially anxious 😭😭

@JamieSchool-bs3cr

Ай бұрын

Idk i thought they would get out and chase u if u didnt

@THATEMILYGIRLIE

Ай бұрын

​@@JamieSchool-bs3cr U didn't know?? (Reference)

@that.one.aussie.

Ай бұрын

​@@THATEMILYGIRLIEguess the cat's out of the BAG

I would like to add that one of the worst things you can do in Australia is to try get us to do the Aussie Aussie Aussie chant

@Default639

3 ай бұрын

If your visiting never do this, but mate if anyone every shouts it you gotta do it

@mackenziemollison5598

2 ай бұрын

Omg it’s so true like my mums friend came from America and tried to get me to do the Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi thing

@mecha8349

2 ай бұрын

Wait that's a thing? I thought it was just a joke.

@handaweirdo7544

2 ай бұрын

I do the Aussie Aussie thing, and I'm Aussie, but I only do it with my family, so I guess it doesn't count?

@Swiftie4ever24erastour

2 ай бұрын

​@@mackenziemollison5598as a proud Ozzie it's a thing we do it at alot of Olympics to

Tips for Japan: -don’t leave tips, it’s considered rude and people will chase you down because they’ll think you forgot it -DO NOT TALK OR MAKE NOISE IN THE TRAIN SYSTEM -Masks when you’re sick. This was even way way before Covid -learn proper chopstick etiquette -don’t hand people money. There’s always little bowls or plates.

@anotherrandomartist9456

2 жыл бұрын

How come tips are considered rude? Is there a reason or i it just like a thing? /gen

@Slave-of-the-most-merciful

2 жыл бұрын

@@anotherrandomartist9456 cos if u accept them and your company finds out they can just pay u less like in america

@anotherrandomartist9456

2 жыл бұрын

@@Slave-of-the-most-merciful oh really? Ok then thanks for the explanationnnn

@F0182F

2 жыл бұрын

@@anotherrandomartist9456 When you tip them, it means that you expected less (their logic)

@rifaashaikh40

2 жыл бұрын

I learnt all of these things from shin Chan 😜

"Don't arrive on time in the Philippines" Germans: **heavy breathing**

@Jasonlonge

Жыл бұрын

i'm german and i'm not really on time

@hosttea2489

Жыл бұрын

"YOU CAME TO THE MEETING 5 MINUTES SOONER!!! YOU ARE LATE!!!" -A German, probably

@elaina6868

Жыл бұрын

I’m a German and 😂😂

@bunglebob

Жыл бұрын

My family’s mixed up of Germans and Bengalis, and I gotta say, everyone always arrives 2hrs late 😂

@IsAPerson47692

Жыл бұрын

Lmafo

As a British person,we don't actually mind if you refuse a cup of tea,but some people may growl if you do refuse

@cherryjubilee894

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

@_A_94

3 ай бұрын

tea is disgusting

@MimiClarkson

3 ай бұрын

LITERALLY

@jaclyjones2692

3 ай бұрын

XD ​@@123Asd-jj8we

@IAMYOURRABIDNUTELLA

2 ай бұрын

@_A_94 I have been seriously offended

As a British person, I can 100% agree. We will get very offended if you refuse a cup of tea. Tea is the reason I live☕️

@user-xe1zg3qv2t

2 ай бұрын

No that’s not true I am British and I don’t like tea

@Munchkinnn.

2 ай бұрын

@@user-xe1zg3qv2t maybe it’s the teabags you use?? I love tea but only specific teabags since the other teas are shit

When going to Australia you gotta learn how to pronounce our city’s correctly, it’s not pronounced Melborn it’s Melbin

@jazilbazil9663

2 жыл бұрын

oh my god thank you for bringing it up, it pains me when someone pronounces it wrong

@ella.ta.

Жыл бұрын

OMG yesss I’m also Aussie and I was hoping somebody mentioned it

@sandishankster5591

Жыл бұрын

Omg I was just about to say

@ashrose15

Жыл бұрын

More like Melben

@e.m.k6449

Жыл бұрын

Americans: Melborn? Melburn? Melbin? Melbun? Melban? Ohhhhh Melbon!

“Want a cup of tea” “We’re in the middle of the ocean” “I said _do you want a cup of tea?_ “

@mango5happygolucky293

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, you don't have to accept, you're not in the UK :)

@bubble4472

Жыл бұрын

"We're not even in the Uk-" "Uk wotah's mate"

@krystal2977

Жыл бұрын

Desi culture 😂😂 they're ready for tea even if they ran a marathon in the burning heat

@flameburstgaming2036

Жыл бұрын

@@krystal2977 That's offensive dude.

@krystal2977

Жыл бұрын

@@flameburstgaming2036 what's so offensive about it?

bro that literally makes us (british) sound like terrifying monsters (we are)

@Munchkinnn.

2 ай бұрын

Especially the year 7s 💀 They’re satans offspring’s istg I DONT EVEN BELEIVE IN SATAN

As a British person who has lived in a place where tourists come all the time I would like to say that in any country you shouldn’t cut in line, if your in the Uk don’t make eye contact but if anyone even DARES TO REFUSE SOME OF OUR GLORIOUS TEA… they better leave immediately! Please and thank you. :)

As a British person, I can confirm that we are all endermen

@leasmith2248

11 ай бұрын

I mean, who wants a stranger staring you in the face?

@NovacootEdits

11 ай бұрын

as a brit, coffee is 10x better than tea

@xoxo_haha

11 ай бұрын

🧢

@taylorknott171

11 ай бұрын

yes, yes we are

@1zj463

11 ай бұрын

Is that why you guys never take showers?

"Everything starts 15 to 1 hour late" _agressively rushes to Philippines_

@venti3153

Жыл бұрын

But ngl when Im always early there I have to wait for AN HOUR before it starts 😭

@ZzZz-fq3iw

Жыл бұрын

I mean it is true

@lilshmet4167

Жыл бұрын

*And arrives late*

@Frank_N_Stein.

Жыл бұрын

That's what we call Filipino time. Also an hour is pretty mild, sometimes it can take two or three. 😅

@canpy143

Жыл бұрын

@@Frank_N_Stein. i always wanna be late and take my time to do things so maybe Filipino can be my new favourite place

As a Filipino, I can confirm that we have to be VERY respectful to our elders we also call them “tita” or “Tito” as a sign or respect

As a British guy, eye contact and black coffee is what I use to assert my dominance.

@FBI_Cyber

2 ай бұрын

Social anxiety is scared of you.

@Munchkinnn.

2 ай бұрын

No joke I was thinking about what to type and got goosebumps That shit works just knowing you do that

"You want a cup of tea, mate?" "No" *Top ten anime deaths*

@randomperson5396

2 жыл бұрын

True 😌 I am proud

@Aymil

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomperson5396 proud of what

@footballers8698

2 жыл бұрын

You better be british we do not mind you refusing a cuppa tea

@michelleserrato6398

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomperson5396 I- Did you kill someone?! 😨

@skatzsamb6272

2 жыл бұрын

Ay cookie run Also It’s true no one can turn down tea and live to tell the tale here

My mom is Filipino and these are all true :) another thing to remember is if your mom or dad has female friends, you can call them "Tita" (tee-TA) it means Aunty in Tagalog.

@wonderful5861

3 ай бұрын

Then wth is ninang

@user-rj2dd3je5j

3 ай бұрын

​@@wonderful5861 ninang is what we use to adress a godmother (if i remember correctly😅)

@wonderful5861

3 ай бұрын

@@user-rj2dd3je5j whats a godmother? (I sound like i lived under a rock but the only godmother i know is the one from cinderella 😭)

@Sae.bae.GG08

2 ай бұрын

@@wonderful5861 godparent/s are like extra parents some that the actual parent/s can legally assign their child so the godparent gets the kid if something happens to their biological parent

stop because the Filipino thing is so accurate 😭 like we’d be coming to the party a full 2 hours late and only half the guests would have arrived

“ Everything’s gonna start about 15 minutes or an hour later “ Me as a filipino: Yes

@SprkSakuvt

Жыл бұрын

Yea v I’ll o

@whereismyfathernow

Жыл бұрын

same

@warmliquid

Жыл бұрын

yessir

@danieledwards3310

Жыл бұрын

I was told that, in the Philippines, being early meant you were on "Japan time", being on time was "American time", and being 15 minutes late was "Philippine time". This 15 minutes to an hour late also applies to things like doctor's appointments, by the way (actual experience).

@iwannaeatyourpancakes

Жыл бұрын

Even school?

“DONT make eye contact” Me: Mom, I’m moving to England

@thatonebritishguy4752

Жыл бұрын

I hate to brake it to you but the uk one is fake sorry

@MVSHR00MXDR34MS

Жыл бұрын

@@thatonebritishguy4752 =(

@nollypetal7897

Жыл бұрын

its not tru lol

@Katherin324

Жыл бұрын

@@thatonebritishguy4752 not really tbh

@liarucinska1705

Жыл бұрын

​@@thatonebritishguy4752 as a fellow Brit I respectfully disagree

"Dont make eye contacts" me about to make the most se*ist joke ever☠☠☠☠☠🙏

@Munchkinnn.

2 ай бұрын

Real 💀

The British one is on point 😅😂

Tips for germany: -we don't all wear lederhosen and dirndl that's a regional thing -we also don't eat "Sauerkraut und Weiswurst" all the time -it's Brezel not Pretzel -don't insult our bread it's the best -people are gonna stare at you. It's not rude it's just interest -we always dress nice but according to the weather -you have to pay for your water in restaurants -don't forget your cash, cause cash is king in germany (not a joke you can't pay with card in most bakeries for example) -when you ask "how are you?" you'll propably gonna get an honest answer

@stefanieb7776

2 жыл бұрын

Love this!

@_tsu_

2 жыл бұрын

First time I asked someone wie gehts and didn't get gut as a reply I legit flinched for a sec

@itzjuicegacha

2 жыл бұрын

I waited for this

@slyracoonboi3863

2 жыл бұрын

And don't be gay

@LTMotions

2 жыл бұрын

@@slyracoonboi3863 is Germany homophobic? Welp nvm my dream of going there

"in England, don't make eye contact" my anxious ass: E Z

@popcorn5772

Жыл бұрын

As someone from London if you make prolonged eye contact, you get shanked.

@icicletheweavile3056

Жыл бұрын

@@popcorn5772 as someone who lives in Italy if you make prolonged eye contact you instantly die under mysterious circumstances

@4RY4N-8

Жыл бұрын

Fr 😂

@vyp3er209

Жыл бұрын

Every person in england is an endermen 😁😁

@stone_edge46

Жыл бұрын

Make I contact in London ur dead

As an Australian I can agree Also most places don’t do tips because we actually pay our staff

“Would you like a cup of tea love?” “No?.. Well then. I FOUND A TOURIST BRUVS, COME GET HIM.”

@Munchkinnn.

2 ай бұрын

No it’d go like “no?? Okay, OI MATE I FOUND A TOURIST MAKE ‘EM NEVER COME BACK.”

“Don’t go indoors with shoes on” That’s with a lot of Asian cultures, including the Philippines. Always. Wear. Slippers. Indoors.

@plebsuper6694

Жыл бұрын

I wear slippers outdoors and no feet protection indoors

@juna.s

Жыл бұрын

Wear slippers??

@ulzt

Жыл бұрын

I don't wear slippers inside my house and I'm asian

@toosleepytohandle101

Жыл бұрын

I don’t wear slippers inside unless it’s wintet

@ena.5364

Жыл бұрын

nah exactly im asian living jn uk and we dont do it either

In Japan they’ll know you’re a tourist just by looking at you 😂

@diasare751

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@Kneeg_Row

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@r0ugexxx

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@loom0905

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@gamingwithemery7904

Жыл бұрын

Fr

As a brit you can fefuse tea cause we don't care and eye contact when talking to somebody is good but of course DO NOT CUT

As a British person, i can confirm you can decline a cup of tea

@Munchkinnn.

2 ай бұрын

Lol I think it’s a joke

As an Australian, I'm happy you included the thanking the bus driver, a lot of people are seen as rude like that

@peggy4797

Жыл бұрын

frrr

@alishawhite7541

Жыл бұрын

Bus drivers in Brisbane are rude as fuck and don't deserve a thank you

@sophisticatedadjectives

Жыл бұрын

frrr

@peggy4797

Жыл бұрын

@@alishawhite7541 lol i can imagine

@kiaratrimper7250

Жыл бұрын

I agree

As a Brit I can confirm If you refuse a cup of tea we do not mind. Edit: also if you cut in line you immediately become a menace to the UK society.

@dingaring

Жыл бұрын

As a brit we also thank our bus drivers.

@temperancegreenslade

Жыл бұрын

I am a brit and i hate tea so i would probably prefer hot chocolate lol

@ellapotton

Жыл бұрын

Exactly it isn’t that bad In Britain there’s like a 65% chance of me personally accepting a cup of tea

@Tee_Gan

Жыл бұрын

​@Keira idc

@mattie_1233

Жыл бұрын

As a Brit, I must say you have got to be extremely careful. Especially if your American. Safe to say you guys don’t have the best reputation…

as a british person, you can refuse a tea it’s alright 😭

@Munchkinnn.

2 ай бұрын

It’s a joke lol Though I really haven’t heard anyone DECLINE TEA UNLESS they’re on a diet ngl

The best thing to do, as a British person, when someone I don't know tries to make eye contact with me, I will stare just above their head. This confuses the hell out of people, and it's always funny to see how long it will take them to ask if there's something on their head, or if there's something wrong with their hair.

Sweden: Don't talk to us. Don't smile at us. Don't look at us. We are all ghosts. Please respect that.

@aceanimations3214

2 жыл бұрын

Nice. Another reason to go there.

@reycou6895

2 жыл бұрын

Same for germany

@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

2 жыл бұрын

Idk if that is true or false i mean i live in sweden.

@katie18976

Жыл бұрын

It is same in Estonia 😆 lol

@Sunggki

Жыл бұрын

I am a introvert, that sounds like heaven honestly

“Wanna cup of tea?” “Bro we’re literally abt to die ” “DONT MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN”

@ariannaangel7861

Жыл бұрын

That is funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lineatutii132

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 lol

@Ali-zk7ij

Жыл бұрын

i hate americans, you thought this would say jk but never you have too much dedication just give up stop im not gonna say it okay fine you win jk lol

@buckybarnesisapreciouslilb8386

Жыл бұрын

From my experience this conversation only happens within family 😭😭 Absolutely mental

@idkwhattoputhere5541

Жыл бұрын

I'm British, and this doesn't happen. You can refuse a cup of tea.

'when ur in the UK dont make eye contact' :D sounds like a great place to live

@Munchkinnn.

2 ай бұрын

Yeah you’d usually stay inside too because of weather unless someone makes you get outside so it’s a great country for introverted people

Another thing in Australia that you forgot to mention is that DO NOT TIP THE WAITERS this is because they’ll just give you a funny look because we don’t give tips in Australia

“Don’t refuse a cup of tea” Tourists don’t even have a choice.

@markybarky8661

2 жыл бұрын

drink the flipping tea Pybria

@x1sion

2 жыл бұрын

@@markybarky8661 I’m ✨British✨ I always drink tea ☕️

@markybarky8661

2 жыл бұрын

@@x1sion MORE

@rosiii1312

2 жыл бұрын

@@x1sion but the thing is I'm also British but I hate tea-

@PixlyPenguin

2 жыл бұрын

MHUAAAAA

As a British person I can say that we would never force anyone to have a cup of tea. Especially if they are unconscious. Unconscious people don't want tea

@Foffgoogleistg

2 жыл бұрын

that video was elite 💀

@rosalangdon7198

2 жыл бұрын

No 👏 they 👏 do 👏 not. I repeat, unconscious people don’t want tea.

@imogencarter1814

2 жыл бұрын

True

@pxpsiperson

2 жыл бұрын

yeah we just want to feed them to our hungry 10 year olds

@WARPEDGOON

2 жыл бұрын

For anyone who doesn't understand. This is a reference to a UK sex consent video showed in schools using tea as an example for sex.

Mel-borne and SRIMP on the barbie got me cracking up😂 Can other Australians relate

"Don't refuse a cup of tea" anyone remember that one tea video schools played

Tips for brazil "Don't go out after dark" "Don't insult people" "Be careful while going out to eat dinner as many robbers are active during those times"

@gamingafterdark3256

2 жыл бұрын

Ok i won't go outside

@miniliete6027

2 жыл бұрын

I am brazilian and this is right

@slavdoggo389

2 жыл бұрын

@@miniliete6027 mais eh claro q tá certo po

@slavdoggo389

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingafterdark3256 I mean ya can just sorta don't go after dark especially in Rio or ya might catch a stray Round

@gamingafterdark3256

2 жыл бұрын

@@slavdoggo389 my name.....

"Dont refuse a cup of tea" Man, you can dislike tea if you want, refuse it if you want, eat the mug if you want. If you eat the mug, you might come off as weird tho.

@dazzling.abi.

Жыл бұрын

Very true

@avonbelle

Жыл бұрын

Shh... just let them. It's how they get bad teeth too 😉

@riptechno9567

Жыл бұрын

But she definitely got the others right I remember when I accidentally made eye contact with a waiter I still have ptsd

@thiccbucket3601

Жыл бұрын

As a British guy we can refuse tea but don’t do the other things also don’t call football soccer

@heartsforbe11

Жыл бұрын

@@thiccbucket3601 I hate it when people know I’m british and they say “Hey, you wanna watch soccer?” AND THEY’RE BRITISH TOO 😭

As a Filipino I can relate to 15 to an hour late in every gatherings

Also, Aussies say “Mel-bin” 🤣 saying “Mel-born” is a dead give away 💀💀💀

“Dont cut the line” *Stan! No! Why are you skipping the queue? We’re British, we queue!* ~ Joe from salt raiders

@fairydustsparkle5956

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah in World War 2 they did the typical British thing of queueing to get onto a boat on the beach. It was a good idea but when they heard a plane coming they had to all run back to hide behind something. A lot of people were killed by being seen.

@srujanpetumpuri2900

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@rosiesavocado6985

2 жыл бұрын

This comments made me wanna die just these type of people can't write normal comments

@mimilei112

2 жыл бұрын

Shout out to kaiffu content lmao.

@Mor-tis

2 жыл бұрын

@@rosiesavocado6985 what

As a Brit I can confirm that cutting in line is one of the WORST things you could do in a queue, genuine one way ticket to everyone’s bad books 😂

@makeingmistakes

Жыл бұрын

It's also the death wish

@mescuse

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow brit I agree you would get jumped

@ivyisbraindead

Жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@Sea-weed_brain

Жыл бұрын

I know someone who has few airsoft guns and he helps enforce the rules at the flipout he works at DO NOT CUT IN LINE THERE OR THE AR OR SNIPER COMES OUT

@kaylanCuzWhyNot

Жыл бұрын

​@@makeingmistakes agreed

here's a good tip: when you go to puerto rico, don't ask about the yassified school buses

Why did she say Melbourne like that 😭😭

As a Brit you must always remember that unconscious people don't want tea.

@Cynx210

11 ай бұрын

As another Brit I can confirm this, we are all taught this

@inkpoint07

11 ай бұрын

Damn is this an experience that all brits have, i thought my school was weird Unconscious people don’t want tea

@Captain_John_Price

11 ай бұрын

@@inkpoint07they may not want a cup of tea, but-

@Mayuskaka

11 ай бұрын

Did you guys also get the consent lesson in school 😢

@virusapple662

11 ай бұрын

Thank god I'm not the only one in school who got taught this as a brit

Fun fact: in Australia we don’t EVER say the word “shrimp” we call them “prawns”. Edit: we also say “rock melons” instead of “cantaloupes”

@lilli554

2 жыл бұрын

facts it was a tourism ad for america that made everyone think like that

@Koko-lp2zc

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@popcorn1557

2 жыл бұрын

Wait aren't they two different things?

@seventeenshome7691

2 жыл бұрын

@@popcorn1557 no they both mean 🦐, but some places say it differently. like in America, people say shrimp. In Australia and the UK, people say prawn

@popcorn1557

2 жыл бұрын

@@seventeenshome7691 ah ok l, but some species of prawn can be called shrimp right? Hm just curious

As a British born person, I can confirm that you must also sing the entirety of God Save the King after every sip of tea until it’s finished.

yeah its actually really common to thank bus drivers in Australia. Makes their day nicer.

Literally though in Australia we don’t have “shrimp on the barbie” we call them prawns and we have sausage sizzles 😫

@johncoops6897

2 жыл бұрын

Only at the hardware store.

@ameliaeu1968

2 жыл бұрын

@@johncoops6897 literally 🤣

@jimmybarnes5642

2 жыл бұрын

@@johncoops6897 Bunnings 😉

@johncoops6897

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmybarnes5642 - Yep, that's where the _Working Class People_ eat!

@moonface_1757

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yea, and also is it just me or is it just rlly weird when someone says melbpurne with an american accent. Like I havent heard that alot

“Make sure to thank the bus driver before getting off.” Do that everywhere, they appreciate it

@shadedstar7501

2 жыл бұрын

Some do this in the Uk too, at least I do because most of them get treated like crap and it’s nice to be respectful

@krispyhd9484

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadedstar7501 I just try and get off the bus as quickly as I can because it’s always packed but when it ain’t I give a nod

@shadedstar7501

2 жыл бұрын

KrispyHD still at least you try

As a Melbourneer, I can respectfully say ITS PRONOUNCED MEL-BURN NOT MEL-BO-URN

@Localegend-lx8uk

Ай бұрын

BUT FR

Me an Aussie hearing her say Melbourne 😤 Also another few things for anyone visiting 1. they are called thongs, not flip flops. 2. We call them utes not trucks 3. Don’t say anything bad about beer 4. We are more likely to wear no shoes out side, don’t ask why idk 5. Don’t over dress, we wear shorts singlets or t shirts

"When you're in the US..." "Just don't do anything."

@jamieboer3466

Жыл бұрын

Or do anything tbh.

@auggiebatz

Жыл бұрын

@Furnizorul Koala Summed it up

@johanliebert6859

Жыл бұрын

@@jamieboer3466 so you mean I can go to area 51 😀

@zachary7996

Жыл бұрын

Top 10 things to do in the US #1: leave

@WinterDogs76

Жыл бұрын

@Furnizorul Koala Omggg so funny 😐

As an Aussie, I can confirm that you don’t make crocodile Dundee jokes because we will release our spiders onto you

@User23-di9mu

Жыл бұрын

Love this so much

@DonutLord737

Жыл бұрын

I'm an Australian to you do not want Are spiders

@ooogieboogie4034

Жыл бұрын

Good to know

@gigagirl448

Жыл бұрын

And we don't actually thank our drivers a saying Melbourn wrong it's just ahhhh and also the g'day and it's all so stereotypical

@ooogieboogie4034

Жыл бұрын

@@gigagirl448 ok 👍🏻

As a person who lives by the ocean, I can immediately tell if someone’s a tourist if they go to the beach in the winter without a wetsuit on 🤦

Pronouncing Melbourne like that hurts my soul

“Don’t address anyone older then you by there first name” The older twin: 😏

@Cheeseandcrackerss

Жыл бұрын

as an older twin I would enjoy this so much

"Don't refuse a cup of tea" The police: if they dont want that make them drink it

@dragonlover4648

Жыл бұрын

But what if... I don't like tea??

@doctorlightningsuper4211

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonlover4648 do what the Americans did and dump it into the ocean

@gucciratistooquirky

Жыл бұрын

@@doctorlightningsuper4211 is that a reference to the Boston Tea Party

@doctorlightningsuper4211

Жыл бұрын

@@gucciratistooquirky No it is a reference to the 1977 movie Star Wars A New Hope.

@gucciratistooquirky

Жыл бұрын

@@doctorlightningsuper4211 okay cool

In Britain, tea is common, but if you dont like it it dont matter ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

As an American the “tip culture” has gotten out of hand. Companies need to give their employees more pay and stop making your customers feel uncomfortable about how much of a tip they leave. I’m 50 and I used to be a big tipper but everyone wants a tip now and they expect more than the typical 15%. I barely leave a tip anymore unless I received exceptional service. That’s why it’s called gratuity.

"Want a cup of tea" "Nah I'm good" "K" You don't have to accept tea in the UK. Most of the time.

@KenzogVFX

Жыл бұрын

and eye contact is fine most of the time but if you know who it is then its always ok but people that cut in line i hope they never have socks that match

@alicelmao

Жыл бұрын

im from the uk and i hate tea😭😭

@Accy_Steve

Жыл бұрын

@@alicelmao ok that crosses the line

@alicelmao

Жыл бұрын

@@Accy_Steve AHAHAH IM SORRY😭😭

@benyboybob

Жыл бұрын

@@KenzogVFX No it isn't, im as British as you can get and Im telling you now, you start eyeballing people and THEY will start fights with you, ESPECIALLY in heavy driven tourist areas like London

Also in japan you should never "stab" your food with the chopsticks. It means death

@ReiShiyo

2 жыл бұрын

chef : so you have chosen, death *stabs you with a chopstick*

@slavdoggo389

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReiShiyo lmaooo

@penguinotrujillo2069

2 жыл бұрын

Same with China and I think Taiwan and the Koreas

@tritangacha2957

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know how to use chopsticks, does that mean death too?

@slavdoggo389

2 жыл бұрын

@@tritangacha2957 DEATH

The way she said Melbourne broke my heart as an Australian

Well I’m British and I’ll probably look like a tourist😂

"We don't like when conversations get quiet" Me: True. Also me: *Can't keep a conversation going to save my life*

@wendyabigail4809

2 жыл бұрын

Yup same 😭😂

@Theyfwbailey

2 жыл бұрын

Samee 😭😭😭

@marinn8672

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it sooo accurate?

@midnightwolf4890

2 жыл бұрын

I know this pain and it makes we very frustrated at myself

@adrianalavez4140

2 жыл бұрын

What sucks is that between two strangers or not overly familiar people, it's really hard to keep a conversation going. For example, i can't talk to my sister for too long since I'm more of a financial/business student type, and she'd more into fashion and trends. We can't talk more than 2 minutes before going our own ways. For me at least, informing myself of other topics is boring and i can't seem to remember much.

"Whenever you're in the UK don't make eye contact" Or they will eat your soul

@SHDEMUSIC

Жыл бұрын

i am from the uk and i can confirm i have eaten at least 120 souls in the past 24 hours

@greenboi2425

Жыл бұрын

@bread sandwich789 in the last hour

@greenboi2425

Жыл бұрын

@bread sandwich 820 now

@Mrbeansteddy

Жыл бұрын

@bread sandwich 69,420th one rn ✊

@croft4746

Жыл бұрын

On my 912 for the day, bit of a slow one

"melBORN" 💀

Im Australian, trust me DO NOT use slang like g'day. The only people who use that slang are 40+ dads

As a Brit, we all know that it is 100% okay to refuse to have a cup of tea. Unconscious people don't want tea either.

@redstar2276

5 ай бұрын

Yes they do! Unconscious people love tea, I gave some to my friend whilst their unconscious and they still have it in their mouth they love it so much( this is a joke the message of the actually very useful but it’s always slightly funny thinking of it as actual tea and not sex.)

@Kasey2008

5 ай бұрын

bro my school keeps playing that video 😭

@pi3.14etc

5 ай бұрын

​@@Kasey2008same and now all my friends torment me about it because I drink tea a lot so they always say its... yk

@leftwardbead1875

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I would prefer to drink coffee

@paigewood1848

5 ай бұрын

And if someone accepts the tea, but changes their mind, or is unconscious before you can give them the tea, don't make them drink the tea.

I’ve always thanked bus drivers, I’m in the US, is that not a norm here?

@diamondkone

2 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing not. Here in Britain we do too. I guess Americans like their privacy.

@goodcharrlotte

2 жыл бұрын

growing up and riding the bus to and from school, i’d be one of the only people that would thank the bus driver for safely getting us where we needed to be.

@savagearma

2 жыл бұрын

@@goodcharrlotte We do that shi too in Europe I mean I do.

@logank

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on what kind of bus. On most public transit busses, the exit door is in the middle of the bus. So unless I’m getting off at the last stop where both doors are exit doors, I don’t really get a chance to thank the driver. Although I usually try to wave at them as I walk in front of the bus.

@thatoneguyricardo

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just say “Thanks” unless it’s crowded and stuff

As a half Filipino kid. I can confirm everything that has been said!🤣

Eye contact is fine, it really just depends on how long you hold it. That’s coming from a British person who’s seen many tourists. Also if you do hold eye contact don’t look at us like we’re in a zoo I have no reason for this paragraph but there you go

“Sir, would you like some tea or-“ *Loudly* “TEA PLEASE”

@sweettea735

Жыл бұрын

You called?

@Maria_rose9

Жыл бұрын

The thing is you can refuse a cup of tea like ofc u can but u just have to say it nicely like not just No say like Not right now maybe later .

@ein_blinde_Nashorn

Жыл бұрын

No I don’t want tea. I don’t care if it seems disrespectful, I don’t want it. And if you’re talking to me, I’m going to stare into your eyes so I can stay focused on you, and what you’re saying, not what something else is doing.

@Druzhh

Жыл бұрын

@@ein_blinde_Nashorn im from the uk and its not disrespectful to do it (unless ur a dick abt it)

As an Australian, can confirm that the first two are easy giveaways that your a tourist. Not thanking the bus driver simply makes you a jerk.

@doseofanesthesia4272

4 ай бұрын

esp if you're not paying for the trip, if im hopping on the bus without a myki i always say thank you also the way she says melbourne... i wanna cry

@buhogebuholege

4 ай бұрын

​@@doseofanesthesia4272"MEL BORN" Isn't it Mel-ben? Or that's how my aussie accent is

@doseofanesthesia4272

4 ай бұрын

@@buhogebuholegeyup! ahaha we're the same

@the_hashtag_triplets4ever

4 ай бұрын

in the uk too

@LifeInSonaria

4 ай бұрын

@@buhogebuholege Yep! I say Mel-Ben aswell.

Sorry, WHO TF CUTS IN LINE AND REFUSES CUPS OF TEA 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

the UK one made us sound like fucking scps 💀

"Dont make eye contact" Makes us sound like psychopaths but cant say it's not accurate XDD

@thelittlebeaver6080

Жыл бұрын

As a brit we think you want something and honestly just walk away like you killed a person

@thesquirrelwhotriedtoeatme640

Жыл бұрын

@@thelittlebeaver6080 I know! 🤣

@pjvla03

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I'm laughing so hard at that, that I'm crying 😂😭

@thesquirrelwhotriedtoeatme640

Жыл бұрын

@@pjvla03 XDDD

@Grass_Muncher

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

People question why they don’t tip in Japan but the real reason is: 1. They are paid normally and tips aren’t their main income. 2. In Japan it is respectful and expected that if you are giving cash to someone to put it in an envelope

@arcelibiagtan7497

2 жыл бұрын

It's a 'thank you' reward

@Nim...

2 жыл бұрын

@@arcelibiagtan7497 Not in Japan bruh, they got a different culture. Yes, it's a sweet gesture but some things don't translate well to other places. I saw someone do it in a cafe, but he got refused and told by the litteral owner that they don't accept tips. If you really REALLY want to tip then just, try and keep it in an envelope and hope they accept it. But never force it on them cause then it becomes rude.

@GuinessOriginal

2 жыл бұрын

In the us you have to tip because waitresses don’t get paid enough to live on because in the us it’s ok to pay people a pittance so they have to rely on the generosity of others to survive. In Japan they get paid a living wage and don’t need or want charity. It’s actually offensive, like if you were sitting on a park bench with a coffee and someone assumed you were homeless and begging and dropped some change into your cup

@Nim...

2 жыл бұрын

@@GuinessOriginal Exactly

@clipzy5032

Жыл бұрын

So if you tip put it in a letter

Japan: take your shoes off indoors Philippines: use an elders last name Britain: don’t make eye contact, do anything you can to survive

as a British "person", I can confirm that turning down a cup of tea is a mortal sin.

"Don't cut in line" You sure got that right you ain't coming out that place alive if you dare

@MavinVlogt

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 🤣

@AnnabethsEdits

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that just common decency? (I'm from the UK btw)

@MavinVlogt

Жыл бұрын

@@AnnabethsEdits yes. However it is frowned apon the most deeply in the UK (Stereotypically, but also probably true)

@Tottenham_szn

Жыл бұрын

Yeah at least 5 kids have been expelled from my school after a fight in a line

@joannebarker-marsh7921

Жыл бұрын

All the UK ones are bull

Things you should do to avoid looking like a tourist in Australia: Don’t pronounce Melbourne like that

@RealBlankAurora

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Every time I hear "Mel-Born" I cringe and die a little inside.

@Eyedonutno

2 жыл бұрын

Melbaine. I’m guessing here.

@RealBlankAurora

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eyedonutno We pronounce it "Mel-buhn". If that doesn't help, see if there's any videos of Aussie saying it.

@RealBlankAurora

2 жыл бұрын

@@waddellar I know, maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut. My apologies.

@allegra_1208

2 жыл бұрын

Hahhaha yeah

Another tip for the Philippines, “po” in a sentence is to be polite. Use it especially when addressing older people. Even if you’re speaking English just add it, for example “Thank you po”

In New Zealand, if you walk past someone, don’t say hello, simply nod your head up quickly.

”Don’t cut in line” That should just be standard

@Jinx_1359

Жыл бұрын

It's especially bad in Britain tho coz we have roadmen n' yr 7's (they pick a fight way too quickly and r always ready to beat someones a$$..)

@braven_

Жыл бұрын

@@Jinx_1359 Fr. These Year 7s are actually built different.

@ehs1452

Жыл бұрын

@@braven_ year 7s are just annoying at worst, none of them will ever fight anyone bigger than them, if they do you can just push them over since they're tiny.

@laeeba.

Жыл бұрын

@@braven_ so true

"Don't make eye contact" Me, a human with social anxiety: FINALLY, SOMETHING I CAN DO!!!

@ImAWeirdo101

Жыл бұрын

Ah mate here in Britain we don’t try not to make eye contact we just don’t try to make it either, here are some better tips, . No backwards peace sign, here it’s the same as the middle finger . If someone calls you mate they’re not trying to be your friend, it’s just really common here. . Don’t come here for a nice climate cause the most common weather is rain followed by rain followed by random heatwave out of nowhere 😂 . Don’t attempt a British accent, I’ve seen people try it but seriously if you drive from Liverpool to Manchester to London then you’ve heard three accents

@c.cafton749

Жыл бұрын

@@ImAWeirdo101 For some reason i read it in an accent

@lil_lol7691

Жыл бұрын

@@ImAWeirdo101 this! I've never heard something more true! This is Britain

@iamhuman155

Жыл бұрын

No one cares about eye contact in the uk or refusing a cup of tea just like don’t go to Liverpool unless you want to come out In a “spliff” as they say and don’t try and copy any accent in the uk

@owenashton2010

Жыл бұрын

I know right, I have social anxiety mainly from high school but I'm alright talking to friends and work mates but I can't do eye contact for longer than 2 minutes it's super awkward and nerve wrecking

As an Australian, I’ll say that it is MANDATORY to thank your bus driver and not treat them like garbage because all day they go round the same loop and with some annoying people always chatting and disturbing the peace

As a Filipino, I once got grounded for calling my older brother by his first name instead of “kuya” 😅

I’m from Australia and I thought thanking the bus driver was something u just do anywhere… it’s polite

@Yokinzitos

Жыл бұрын

In my country depends what bus you are taking, if is in a commercial center bus isn't cool, you are "taking his time" and distracting him. But is normal when is a really far away city where no one is really running out of time

@pokenattwist

Жыл бұрын

I must always thank the bus driver. Fortnite has taught me well.

@WizDaPenguin

Жыл бұрын

I don’t ride the city bus, but I always thank my school bus drivers

@colbietrimble4734

Жыл бұрын

I live in America and I do… I thought it was something everyone did too

@ameliak9824

Жыл бұрын

@@pokenattwist bro ☠️☠️☠️☠️ I mean true but bro ☠️☠️☠️☠️

That British one was alright, but the "refusing a cup of tea" one is a huge stereotype. Nobody here is gonna look at you weirdly if you dislike tea, contrary to popular belief

@MinecraftMayhem

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh sometimes I find it kinda insulting that these Americans just say we all like tea, an American can't say never refuse a cup of tea in Britain, its just rude

@farah.t

2 жыл бұрын

they think we love tea or something 😂 i rarely ever drink that shit

@eden5260

2 жыл бұрын

Don't make eye contact ! Really ? No

@veznan-3719

2 жыл бұрын

No eye contact while talking or like normally walking lel?

@floralkoi

2 жыл бұрын

And eye contact! We’re like any country about that. Some people are okay, some people aren’t.

As an american, I can confirm that only the west coast likes personal space

"Don't refuse a cup of tea" had me wheezing as an English person myself. I then thought "you also can't refuse a bo'tle O' wa'r

@ashtonw.009

Жыл бұрын

unconscious people don’t want tea

@doodoofart4623

Жыл бұрын

Refusing biscuits and crumpets are rude too 🤥

@COLD_EXE

Жыл бұрын

Yeah haha

@emilyscloset2648

Жыл бұрын

@@ashtonw.009 +1 This meme will never die

@neonswan1482

Жыл бұрын

We don't just hand u tea on the street, wtf? Nobody offers you tea