“Can i have the fruit that’s orange” “So you want the apple or the banana?” 💀

@kiara.ariasm444

Жыл бұрын

rii 🤦‍♀️😂

@fakhri555

Жыл бұрын

Imagine 💀

@VortekTheUnfunny

Жыл бұрын

“Nevermind, gimme the fruit that’s long” “So the apple or the orange”

@itskathykat

Жыл бұрын

​@@VortekTheUnfunnylet me get the fruit thats red So you want the 𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕒 or the 𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 💀

@OdaySaidIbra

Жыл бұрын

Give me the apple Ok an 𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓫𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓪

“can i have the yellow one” “apple or banana?” “what.”

@Tanky-II

10 ай бұрын

apples can be yellow sometimes

@goofiestgoobster

10 ай бұрын

the apple he showed was red, so that’s what I was going off of@@Tanky-II

@SabitoxGiyu

10 ай бұрын

"Just gimme the long curvey one".

@hexagonalt

10 ай бұрын

@@SabitoxGiyu here's your misshapen apple

@SabitoxGiyu

10 ай бұрын

@@hexagonalt Damnit!

"Can i have a fruit that's called an apple?" "So you want the orange or the banana?"

@petervlas6471

5 ай бұрын

"Can i have a Long juicy fruit?"

@lethanh525

4 ай бұрын

​@@petervlas6471 so you want the apple or the orange?

@Malikitty567

2 ай бұрын

​@@lethanh525no no, give me the yellow one

@tomyolar-pop3627

2 ай бұрын

​@@Malikitty567so, You want the Apple or the Orange??

@Malikitty567

2 ай бұрын

@@tomyolar-pop3627 "GIMME THE FRUIT WITH A CURVE"

"can I have the fruit that's yellow?" "So you want the apple or the orange?"

@BoredOutOfMyMindLol

4 ай бұрын

copied

@Leaf_Gworl

23 күн бұрын

Yellow is a prime color, there is no way of mixing other colors to make yellow, so is red and blue

"I'll have the fruit that keeps the doctor away." 💀💀

@Redprint.

11 ай бұрын

Nah this underrated💀

@lazi1295

11 ай бұрын

"so you want the banana or the orange?"

@jvacxp1069

11 ай бұрын

@@lazi1295 both

@YoutubeAccount-pp7vu

11 ай бұрын

I was gonna say that

@INFPQ

10 ай бұрын

Bro had to edit it 😭

“I’ll take the fruit that made a funny man discover gravity” “Apple or banana” “bro did u go to school”

@Braydenhb

9 ай бұрын

💀

@Swiftie404

8 ай бұрын

🤣

@Alpha_mindustry

8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@PineappleAppleSauce

8 ай бұрын

Funniest thing I've heard all day

@wildwestshyguy

7 ай бұрын

The more you look the more you understand

"I want the long yellow with 2 brown tips" "The apple or the table?"

@guymanyes4756

3 ай бұрын

"The apple or my big fat c***?"

As my science teacher says, "Don't make me ask a question from your answer!"

"Can I have the hard red fruit?" "Orange or banana?" 💀

@Minelaughter

9 ай бұрын

Grapes

@evan3even

9 ай бұрын

@@Minelaughtergrape are soft

@Minelaughter

9 ай бұрын

@@evan3even it can be hard

@linkq657

9 ай бұрын

​@@Minelaughtergrapes aren't typically red, they're purple or green

@Minelaughter

9 ай бұрын

@@linkq657 if you try hard enough and squeeze it hard it can get red

"Give me the apple" "Now listen here you little shit-"

@felucakrintel908

11 ай бұрын

🤣

@Kosuke_Matsukito

11 ай бұрын

“You have to describe it” “My bad.. let me get the one that looks like an apple 😋” “Mother fucker-“

@Pigz4

11 ай бұрын

@@Kosuke_Matsukito orange also looks like an apple

@Kosuke_Matsukito

11 ай бұрын

@@Pigz4 💁🍎🍊

@Pigz4

11 ай бұрын

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

"yo let me get the fruit thats red" "so do you want the orange or the bannana"

*Plot twist:* He's just setting us up for failure 😂

@Victorion_The_Gacha_Fairy

Ай бұрын

*Plot twist:* your wrong

"I'll take the citrus fruit" "I'll take the fruit that fell on Newton's head" "I'll take the fruit whose peel you slip on"

@littlesunflower_cupcke5924

11 ай бұрын

Thats actually smart 😆

@ContinuedOak

11 ай бұрын

That’s relying on people knowing who Newton is, what Citrus means and we’ll you can fall on really anything fruit, think,. Try and describe it to someone who doesn’t know English

@Idkwhattoput151

11 ай бұрын

@@ContinuedOakyou can’t say anything in English then

@ContinuedOak

11 ай бұрын

@@Idkwhattoput151 well no, most countries have a “basic” understanding of English, you could describe it with common English words like shapes or words like “ball”.

@brendabuencamino3995

11 ай бұрын

​@@ContinuedOakwell most countries know how isaac newton discovered gravity

“Gimme that red circular figure of a fruit”

@laylaascott.

11 ай бұрын

So, you want the banana?

the best answer : I pick the orange because I like to work hard to get to the good parts of everything

"can i just have all the fruits?" "so do you want this carrot?"

"Why do you want to get accepted?" "I'll take the orange"

@pixelzebra8440

11 ай бұрын

JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN ORANGE AHHHHHH

@masudurrahman4218

10 ай бұрын

So do you want the apple or banana?

@JudePails23

Ай бұрын

@@masudurrahman4218so that means you want the triple cheeseburger?

Mention the f*ckin' color it ain't hard 💀💀💀

@jewelmacailao7565

11 ай бұрын

Orange

@Fouh_

11 ай бұрын

Red

@Doughing

11 ай бұрын

Yellow

@Liquidable

11 ай бұрын

Blu-

@Quizeter

11 ай бұрын

Omg i was just saying that

“Give me the long one” “So do you want the orange or the apple?”

Re-watched this one by chance while working on my college essays, helped me significantly in hitting the spot for the Why Us essays.

“Why did you choose this college?” “Give me the soft one”

@Samgo2001

11 ай бұрын

Lol

@spaceboy5243

11 ай бұрын

yeah they get you with that one

"give me the red fucking thing"😊

@radical_Gaming2010

Жыл бұрын

💀

@thishandleisntavaiIable

Жыл бұрын

yo what 🤔☠️

@jesuschrist358

Жыл бұрын

The apple or orange

@starrliigghtt

Жыл бұрын

​​@@jesuschrist358Give me the fricking moon"

@Baonani

Жыл бұрын

😂

"Lemme get the fruit that's yellow" "So do u want a lemon or banana" "A LEMON WASN'T A CHOICE?!"

@Birbs_are_here

3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@ultraepik

2 ай бұрын

*so is the banana*

First 2 questions narrowed it down to orange btw bc 1st one hinted orange or apple, 2nd one, orange or banana so it has to be orange bc it is the only one that fits both roundness and softness

“Give me the damn banana” That’s the right answer😂

@AngelicNoodlee

Жыл бұрын

Not rlly

@okietokki

11 ай бұрын

Did you describe it or did you just name it?

@andrewkawagoe7586

11 ай бұрын

I mean he described the name of it

@laylaascott.

11 ай бұрын

So, do you want the apple or the orange?

@Victorion_The_Gacha_Fairy

11 ай бұрын

i want the red one@@laylaascott.

"May I have the yellow fruit" ends this man's entire lesson

@YuniKanashimi

11 ай бұрын

"So do you want the orange, or the apple?"

@rim90plaz

11 ай бұрын

🤓☝️um actually bananas are white... on the inside

@Eli-pt9ft

11 ай бұрын

@@rim90plaz 🤓☝️ um actually the orange is yellow on the inside

@rim90plaz

11 ай бұрын

@@Eli-pt9ft yeah im not an idiot

@Edward-cb5fc

11 ай бұрын

Sir, this is a college essay

I want the: "The fruit is fresh, with a sweet or sometimes tangy flavor, and has a crisp and juicy texture. It is rich in fiber, vitamins, and antioxidants, making it a nutritious choice. This fruit is versatile, suitable for eating raw, cooking, baking, or processing into juice and sauce. It stores well and has a longer shelf life compared to many other fruits"

“ give me the fucking apple.” “ the orange or the banana?”

“Give me… your fucking money”

@ihateithereonearth4329

10 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@zerogeedbross4045

10 ай бұрын

So cash or card

@braedenmu5380

10 ай бұрын

@@zerogeedbross4045 the one that’s rectangular

@lufrilife6338

10 ай бұрын

@@braedenmu5380 so wallet or card?

@braedenmu5380

10 ай бұрын

@@lufrilife6338 the one that has money

"I'll take the fruit that is long" "So the apple or the orange"

Gimme the fruit that is tangy, needs no be peeled, is served on school lunches, and is orange

“Give me the red one” “Give me the orange one” “Give me the yellow one”

@kante9898

7 ай бұрын

Dang I was gonna say that

@projecteventhorizon1670

6 ай бұрын

​@@kante9898me too

@AdityaTheGreat000

6 ай бұрын

ikr@@kante9898

@myusernamebeforewashorrible

6 ай бұрын

"Give me the fruit thats not round."

@Chazzwozzer9

6 ай бұрын

Ah, I see you have simplified this. Due to this, we have gathered every red, orange, and yellow fruit to make sure you don't get what you want. We are aware that you, as a person, will be quite angry due to this change... Please do not take this harshly, and do me a favour... Do you want the cherry, the lemon or the apricot?

“I’d like the irregular, elongated, yellow fruit please.”

@SUBIBUS_LINE

Жыл бұрын

So is it the apple or the orange?

@greenpizza2819

Жыл бұрын

​@@SUBIBUS_LINEthe dragonfruit

@greenpizza2819

Жыл бұрын

@lilixforty bornana

@zzzzzz5659

Жыл бұрын

that is a med student description

@yoana4796

Жыл бұрын

,,I'd like to take the one that looks the most like a di-,,

Nah, the delivery guy nailed it.

i want the fruit that is called an orange “So do you want a banana or an apple?”

"I'll take the fruit that is red" "So do you want the orange or Banana" 💀💀

"May i have the fruit thats round, orange in color, has a sweet and savory taste, and can be broken up in pieces." "So you want the apple, banana, or the pear?"

@elpvztero

3 ай бұрын

So is the banana

Harvard: why should we accept you? Me: tHe rED fRUIt

"I'll take the long yellow one." "So...apple?" "What the f-"

@Redxx_reds

9 ай бұрын

"i wanna get the long one" 💀

@ScaredPump

9 ай бұрын

​@@Redxx_reds🤨

@blood-reaper

9 ай бұрын

​@@Redxx_reds *good one

@magaracslo3833

9 ай бұрын

⁰

The return of "So is the banana"

@goharsguide

Жыл бұрын

oh my god you remember haha

@Overcooked.Nugget

Жыл бұрын

I have an apple and a banana and I'll give you whichever one you want as long as you can tell me why. "I'll take the apple". why? "Its healthy" So is the banana, "Its sweet," So is the banana, "It's crunchy," Perfect. This is the mistake most students make In their "why us?" college essays. They mention generic details. Instead of mentioning the world class education, Talk about unique resources you wont find anywhere else.

@MegaIconSlasher

Жыл бұрын

@@goharsguidewe ALL remember lol

@nascartoyseries6332

Жыл бұрын

You let me get the yellow boomerang looking thing

@kkagie

Жыл бұрын

yes

"I have an apple, an orange and a banana" Romance of Tiger and Rose?

The pun at the end got me

**pulls out glock** JUST GIVE ME THE FCKING APPLE

@oscardeleon8298

11 ай бұрын

Nah at that point you pull the button that makes even put in jealous

@Tackurr

11 ай бұрын

@@oscardeleon8298 nahhh💀💀💀

@IncognitoMode007

11 ай бұрын

"so do you want the orange or the banana"

Never let them know your next move "I'll take the citrus fruit"

@phoenixboi3910

10 ай бұрын

so do you want the apple or the banana?

@a_no_lifer

9 ай бұрын

@DeMyaMiller-lu9vk That's the point

@FernLake

9 ай бұрын

Pulls out a lemon

"I'll take the longest one"

"I want the crunchy one" "So is the banana"

@Nachi-Blox

10 ай бұрын

“I’ll take the round one” “So is the banana” “How the-“

"I'll give you whatever you want" **Gets everything**

“Can I have the crunchy fruit?” “So the banana or the orange?” “What the holy ****”

"ill give you whatever you want but heres the catch" *BIG SMILEY*

@Zoherch

7 ай бұрын

"BIG SMILEY" 💀🤼

"Give me the fucking apple =)" "Sir, this is a college essay"

@THEGigachad..

11 ай бұрын

Gigachad approved

@AddyDoesArt

11 ай бұрын

So...do you want the banana or the orange? 🤔🤔🤔

"Give me the crescent thing." "So do you want the apple or orange." 💀

"Lemme get it all" 😂

"I'll take the orange one." "Banana or orange?" "Where did you go to college?"

"Give me something to keep the doctors away"

@Dudethatdoesstuff

Жыл бұрын

Apple or banana?

@minerxcrafter1533

Жыл бұрын

Don't you know the phrase "an apple a day keep the doctors away" and tell me why you say banana.

@q1uckerandv1nce

Жыл бұрын

​@@minerxcrafter1533apple or orange

@TheWorldsLargestOven

Жыл бұрын

​@@minerxcrafter1533 so is the banana

@secretsuun

Жыл бұрын

@@Dudethatdoesstuffa banana a day keeps the doctor away? 🤔

"Give me the yellow one" "So an orange?"

“ I want the one that scares the doctors away” is for apple

"Describe the fruit" "I like Jackalopes" "What?"

"Give me the one with the jawline"

"Lemme get the long fruit" "APPLE OR ORANGE"

“Let me get the fruit that you said is a apple” Well played.

@alexasmith8938

11 ай бұрын

Smart

@user-nh5hn5cj1w

11 ай бұрын

an apple

@user-ev8rt1qk1u

11 ай бұрын

ya it not "a apple" its " an apple " when the word after the "A" starts with a vowel u change the"A" to "AN"

"I'll take an apple" "So the orange or banana" 💀

@superMegafir

10 ай бұрын

Describe it. Literraly says it in the video.

@evelyntroxell4685

9 ай бұрын

@@superMegafirliterally, not literrally

@superMegafir

9 ай бұрын

@@Tbot_2 but it says describe it im so confused 😭

@superMegafir

9 ай бұрын

i think im dyslexic 😭@@evelyntroxell4685

@Syrup_Style

9 ай бұрын

@@superMegafirno your just ignorant

“Can I have the fruit that’s curved” “Do you want the apple or orange?”

Me: “I want the fruit that is Cresent-shaped” Gohan: *“You have defeated me”*

"Gimme all of them since you said whatever I want" "Huh... You want the pineapple or grape?" "SINCE WHEN WERE THOSE AN OPTIO-"

@Jazzy_Stan25

6 ай бұрын

😂

@Jari-oy1ln

4 ай бұрын

😂

@SharikMik

4 ай бұрын

😂

"Give me the soft, long, and yellow fruit."

@laylaascott.

11 ай бұрын

So, do you want the apple or the orange?

@PurePain_1

11 ай бұрын

. . . so . . . the ✨ *a p p l e* ✨ or the ✨ _o r a n g e_ ✨ - ?

@MorbidGalaxy

11 ай бұрын

I have a long yellow fruit that isnt always soft

@PurePain_1

11 ай бұрын

@@MorbidGalaxy 💀💀

@Jellogramming

11 ай бұрын

​@@MorbidGalaxy🤨

I was half expecting him to say he had a pen after he said he had an apple

"Why do you want to go to our college." "It's round"

"Give me the one that's actually a berry"

@Luna_Autumn.Official

10 ай бұрын

"so do you want the apple or orange?"

@CannyMantis5421

10 ай бұрын

​@@Luna_Autumn.OfficialThe ✨️banana✨️

@TSX06

10 ай бұрын

srweed

@Aurora_Animates

10 ай бұрын

Banana :D 🍌

"Can I have fruit that's hard?" "Ahh.. it appears I have made a mistake" 😂😂

“May I please obtain the fruit this round, sour yet sweet and orange in color my good man”

@user-ci9yf6im2l

9 ай бұрын

I agree I like oranges

@launchinglizard9903

9 ай бұрын

Here's the very overripe lemon

"I want the fruit that is orange" "So is the banana" History is repeating itself

@Official_Rz

11 ай бұрын

Excuse me what?

@bloddrinkeraka

11 ай бұрын

​@@Official_Rzkzread.infojDKWMHfy7T0?feature=share here's the original "so is the banana"

@Official_Rz

11 ай бұрын

@@bloddrinkeraka Thanks so much! I was super confused. Appreciate the context :D

"give me the one with potassium" "OK, so do you want the table or the oxygen molecules?"

“give me a fruit thats called apple” “…so you want the orange or the banana?”

"Gimme the banana and not the Apple or Orange" Ok Lettuce or Carrot? Thats not even a Fruit💀

Red one with a stem thingy Thanksssss

"I want the orange fruit" "So do you want the orange or the ba" "just give me the fucking orange"

@AdityaTheGreat000

6 ай бұрын

xD

@bnuuy610

5 ай бұрын

Idk why, but comments like these with swear words in no capitals are just extremely funny xD

@kpuppyk

5 ай бұрын

Lmao

“Give me the one that’s spelled A P P L E” “So is the Orange”

"I want the banana." "So the apple or orange?"

I want the crescent shaped one "So do you want the banana or the orange"

"I'll take the berry" _grabs the banana_ Edit: I HAVE TRICKED YOU ALL! ORANGES ARE BERRIES TOO!

@Seve10000

9 ай бұрын

Was looking for this. This bro in the video thinks he's smart but doesn't use correct terms (I'm not that smart either)

@AustinWTH38

9 ай бұрын

​@@Seve10000berry is a type of fruit

@Seve10000

9 ай бұрын

@@AustinWTH38 Oh, I'm sorry then

@AustinWTH38

9 ай бұрын

@@Seve10000 you don't need to be sorry, everybody makes mistakes

@yapmsa

9 ай бұрын

But banana is a berry??

"I'll have the fruit that's red" "Do you want the orange or the banana"

"I wanna get that fruit you use to spin someone out with in Mario kart"

“It’s yellow” 💀

@Fit4C

Жыл бұрын

Put your faith in Jesus for salvation that He died and rose for our sins and be Saved. Jesus loves you 😊

@Taezolex

Жыл бұрын

@@Fit4Chow is jesus god if he didnt even know the hour

@prowlbeast1959

Жыл бұрын

@@Fit4Cno, especially not if your just going to spam this in random comment sections and clog up space

@BostYT

Жыл бұрын

@@Taezolexwhat do you mean by that?

@tanline6662

Жыл бұрын

…soooo, is it the apple or the banana?

I really thought he was gonna say "I have a pen, Apple pen."

O want the orange one. Or if you want, the one thwt is the color of the combination of the colors of the other two

The apple wasn't even round 💀

@Dr.Who-is-awsome

10 ай бұрын

Round not sferical

@monkuma8570

10 ай бұрын

@@Dr.Who-is-awsomeu mean spherical😭😭

@Dr.Who-is-awsome

10 ай бұрын

@@monkuma8570 I can't spell 😭😭😭😭

"Give me whatever's edible, I haven't eaten since 'Nam."

@markusalonso3163

10 ай бұрын

*gives you his hand*

@JujuBennie

10 ай бұрын

@@markusalonso3163**snort**

“Yo let me get the banana” “So do you want the Apple or the Orange”

"Can I have the fruit that is yellow" " So do you want the orange or the banana?"

“i’ll take the berry”

@fifugan_1798

Жыл бұрын

Cum

@fifugan_1798

Жыл бұрын

CUM

@fifugan_1798

Жыл бұрын

Cum

@TheWorldsLargestOven

Жыл бұрын

​@@fifugan_1798 wtf

@soccchesterrevived

Жыл бұрын

“So you want the apple or the orange?”

that apple looks hella good

@ahmedj9592

5 ай бұрын

An actually different commment

I want the expensive one "Oh you want the apple?"

i thought he gon hit us with the « i have an apple, i have a pen »

@JustANormalGamerr

11 ай бұрын

Apple pen!

@satonimon2774

11 ай бұрын

you: yo let me just get the fruit thats with a pen. this guy: so do you want the apple or the pineapple

"can i have the fruit that's lengthy?" "so do you want the apple or orange?"

"I have the red fruit" "So orange or banana?" 💀

"Can i have all the fruits then!?" "You want the apple or the banana?"

“I’ll give whatever you want.” “then give me all three fvcking fruits”

@laylaascott.

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bro took comparing apples to oranges to a whole another level 💀

“ I’ll take the fruit that’s red “ “ So orange or banana? “

"I want the citrus" "Apple or banana? "