"hello female, do you too enjoy ice cream?"

@toby8309

6 жыл бұрын

If human says yes you say the. You say well you'll like my homemade cream.

@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327

6 жыл бұрын

I though this comment was coming from more of an incel angle, not robot one.

@RStoelinga

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, I too love putting ice cream in my mouth and letting it slide down my troat

@s3njiro901

6 жыл бұрын

Would you like to partake in the consumption of cold and flavored creams of ice?

@NSFSponsor

6 жыл бұрын

"You want ice cream bitch?😠" Gets em everytime.......

"I don't wanna make her uncomfortable" *stares uncomfortably*

@Jayd0993

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooo

@tolerableAiluros

3 жыл бұрын

"I don't wanna make her uncomfortable" *unnecessary arm touch*

@FalconRS

3 жыл бұрын

If that predatory stare is his best attempt to express empathy, I don't want to imagine how it looked if he tried to look predatory. Hard mode.

@GryGroven

2 жыл бұрын

It's the most uncomfortable scene I've seen all week.

8:26 I love when he goes crazy, it’s so different from how he’s normally monotone

@JM-bu7nq

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@xxab8xx2

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh that bitch was powerful

@AvadotRaaex

2 жыл бұрын

That is captain price

@paul_warner

2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like half a dozen A-list actors whose names I can't quite put my finger on. Edit: Tom Hanks

@chriscoven1610

2 жыл бұрын

I watched this video when it came out and everytime I have watched it, it still brings me great joy

The moments everyone came for: 5:30 he smiles 8:26 he rages about donuts

@MandraMockups

Жыл бұрын

happy Cinnamon sticc and 2 donuts likes!

@luizfelipemelo4477

Жыл бұрын

That smile has me shitting my pants holy fuck

@e-money5085

Ай бұрын

Don't forget, this guy started his video by saying "hello I'm Allen, co-founder of astromiruaskgg"

“I don’t want to make her uncomfortable.” *Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time.*

@theomeester90

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I could even hear the audio that goes with it

@sodokios3286

4 жыл бұрын

@@theomeester90 with the background music

@abrahamdoucette

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnfulcher8448 in some countries, smiling at people means you want to get into a relationship.

@grandmaster8944

4 жыл бұрын

No we won't , we'll never get them

@HaplessOne

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnfulcher8448 people who unironically describe people as alpha or beta are gross.

"Flirt with an employee. They have to be nice to you" This man is a genius.

@toblerorormneron981

4 жыл бұрын

Fred

@gosponstrojevar6856

4 жыл бұрын

So sad

@mar15115

4 жыл бұрын

Big brain

@nicolaspetrus3861

4 жыл бұрын

surprised he didnt say they cant say no to me ;)

@selenlibesthene2304

4 жыл бұрын

The one thing I really hate about working retail.

“I know ice cream is very fun and very interesting”

@rickinilsson9686

4 ай бұрын

The kids love it.

I love how Charlie is generally monotone in the way he speaks, and suddenly without warning goes full-on rage mode.

This video should really be called "speedrunning getting peppersprayed"

@SuckyTiddy

4 жыл бұрын

Pepperspray Any%

@Echoesoftimelover

4 жыл бұрын

RNG is a bitch

@benjaminisbester3582

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuckyTiddy im ded

@l3cr0c

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuckyTiddy Any% all aisles

@Orel_levi

4 жыл бұрын

I want to see that

I feel like most of us use penguinz0 as a cringe shield, none of us could watch this video by ourselves

@chr_stian

4 жыл бұрын

if it weren't for Mr. Moist and his groundbreaking wisecracks we'd all be fucked

@diegonunez1313

4 жыл бұрын

death by cringe

@jcasella78

3 жыл бұрын

Also, I don't want to give the originals the views

@chr_stian

3 жыл бұрын

@@sawyermccrary2187 normally I'd agree with you that awareness should be brought to fucking weirdos like this, but in this case it'd literally only line the weirdo's pocket with ad revenue.

@JayMaverick

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe, like a cringe buffer. You're driving into a brick wall of cringe at 50mph but there's a penguinz0 branded airbag to protect you from the strongest impact.

I love rewatching Charlie’s videos years later lmao

8:26 **in tears** okay man I like the chocolate doughnuts I’m sorry.

@ForgottenPassword

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't consumed a powdered donut since this video released. everytime there is one in my immediate vicinity all I can feel is all consuming fear

"The smile needs to be natural, and there's a couple ways you can fake that"

@sodokios3286

4 жыл бұрын

This comment killed me

@leojaramillo6618

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭😭

@giuliad223

4 жыл бұрын

It's so weird that he has to fake being happy about meeting a woman, you don't HAVE to do that if it doesn't make you happy Alan

@sashizakura9124

4 жыл бұрын

Bradon Hoover Ugh, what's so creepy about that is that he's apparently coaching people who walk around expressionless...or drooling or slack-jawed or something. Sure, it's all well and good when you start off forcing your best smile, but if she's dumb enough to take the bait, the mask will soon slip, and she'll know the horror of being stuck with an expressionless robot before long.

@JEMurl

4 жыл бұрын

@Sachizakura Teach me Master

I'm really impressed that he's managed to convince us that she's not his sister

@MadZax33

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not convinced....

@MrWinning43

4 жыл бұрын

You can literally see similar facial structure. They're atleast cousins lol

@princevegeta7487

4 жыл бұрын

IVE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE H3 REACTED TO THIS VIDEO YEARS AGO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hamiltonmcgregory3179

3 жыл бұрын

definitely siblings or something. They have the same features lol

@Truck-kun_01

3 жыл бұрын

Huh

8:26 i think we need more of moist being loud 😂

8:26 He's a very good voice actor! I came here from an animated version of this skit and I genuinely thought that he was pissed. Nice job! LOL

@bug8992

2 жыл бұрын

Who animated that?

@DavidsWeirdMedia

2 жыл бұрын

@@bug8992 Captain Cling

@bug8992

2 жыл бұрын

@@DavidsWeirdMedia thank you

@DavidsWeirdMedia

2 жыл бұрын

@@bug8992 You're welcome

@AzariaBell24

2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Adam Driver

How to Meet Victims At The Grocery Store

@kurdishpotato1707

5 жыл бұрын

a comment with so many likes and zero replies is so unsatisfying, so i'm just gonna leave this reply dammit

@moonkingdomify

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, the way he talks is exactly like how a serial killer talks to their victims.

@Frank-il3kt

5 жыл бұрын

Nick Gure 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@swishask8875

5 жыл бұрын

Niiioga

@ohgodohnothebees

5 жыл бұрын

Renn Oh god

He treats her like a shy animal he's trying not to spook

@delightfullyjoyfulmiracl3255

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what women are to simps & incels, fucking unicorns or pegasie

@BillyJack85

4 жыл бұрын

That's because he plans on eating her

@tuser8

4 жыл бұрын

@BillyJack85 *o u t*

@slygarci6138

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s cause he’s a creep

@praisethelordjesuschrist3554

3 жыл бұрын

@@BillyJack85 lmao bro

I like the idea that Alan spends all his time in supermarkets scouting out women and thought he was so good at it that he made a tutorial

Short haired Charles is unhinged

@isveryniceyes

Жыл бұрын

Short haired Charles is hot af Ftfy

@numburger

Жыл бұрын

@@isveryniceyes I highly disagree. He's like Yamcha; The long hair really adds something that isn't there otherwise

Why does the actress looks like she's held at gunpoint

@41192tara

5 жыл бұрын

She probably is.

@larrylentini5688

5 жыл бұрын

Because she's a great actor who really got into the role 😂

@PayondeAwsome

5 жыл бұрын

She's taking the advice of this expert guru and keeping eye contact.

@haida.pie00

5 жыл бұрын

The Insensible Anthropod they probably brother and sister

@minecraftmovieman1

5 жыл бұрын

She is

- joke about icecream (???) - grab firmly into her shopping cart - ask what does she like to do for ''fun'' what could possibly go wrong

@Knappnax

4 жыл бұрын

john sun other than a lawsuit because of sexual assult, seems fine 😂

@jacobmartinez2857

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a porn intro

@ExodusTheProphet

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobmartinez2857 you sounds like a bitch cuh 👴

@Argonak1

4 жыл бұрын

I think we all know what could possibly go wrong, but...hear me out. What could possibly go right?

@PrivatePeterson

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I don't want to make her uncomfortable" Meanwhile the actress: 😓😬

This video may be the only one where Charlie shows his true yelling power. We must take note of this

"I see you're getting 2% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? 'Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to."

@UsernameTaken404

3 жыл бұрын

@Zooted Ludes more like 69 ;)

@Not_aHorse

3 жыл бұрын

@SKE more like 116

@Funk_Monkey

3 жыл бұрын

@Tristen Coronado more like 165

@arron390

3 жыл бұрын

@@Funk_Monkey more like 169

@Morty143

3 жыл бұрын

@Zooted Ludes bro your reply has 6 thumbs up *so far*

Alan:**steals woman's soul** "NOW THAT WAS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF EYE CONTACT"

@togarmah9848

4 жыл бұрын

_👁Fetch😘me💋their😻souls👁_

@phoenixfire5046

4 жыл бұрын

Togarmah COD zombies reference. I see you are a man of culture.

@andreyshort9167

4 жыл бұрын

Your soul is mine!

@barimayberry

3 жыл бұрын

She has to be bat shit crazy to be involved with the guy that has a mug shot down at the post office.

@Seissmo

3 жыл бұрын

FETCH ME THEIR SOULLSSSS

He sounded like he tried teaching a class of middle schoolers for like 3 months before yelling at 8:30

This video is such a classic, I've been coming back to this when I need a good laugh for 2 years now.

I bet he tried to hit on her after the video and she turned him down

@bubba99009

6 жыл бұрын

jeffmurnahan There's no way she could resist his ice cream jokes. He even had to cut them from the video so he wouldn't be mobbed by pussy everywhere he went.

@emanatingf

5 жыл бұрын

@@bubba99009 Oh boy

@georgev7845

5 жыл бұрын

Then he had to eat the ice cream to comfort himself.

@iksskan9147

5 жыл бұрын

@@georgev7845 after he creamed her duhh..

@christiansolano2554

5 жыл бұрын

Took him down*

How to meet Penguinz0

@jacksbox317

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Ortega Except you gotta have a trumpet for that

@bigfatcarp93

6 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest critikaling of all time.

@Snout007

6 жыл бұрын

Nice piano skills, mate. This guy kills it with instrumental music if anyone is interested.

@brknotbrklyn1

6 жыл бұрын

Go to Tampa ,Florida

@anselalldredge1205

6 жыл бұрын

How to meet god*

That actress deserves an award for smiling through this train wreck.

*I swear, I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THIS VIDEO TO DIE LAUGHING* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I know that ice cream is very fun and very interesting" sounds like something a shapeshifting alien might say to try and blend in as a human...

@CyberWarezz05

3 жыл бұрын

"Hello, fellow human female.I too, like to ingest the delicious frozen dairy sorbet"

@jangobaby6812

3 жыл бұрын

@@CyberWarezz05 😁

@1bingbongtingtong1

3 жыл бұрын

NOOOO hahahahahahahahahaha

@DCBiscuit

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@1bingbongtingtong1

3 жыл бұрын

@@DCBiscuit ?

*I'm shook, I've never heard you scream before*

@tin5697

6 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT That was like god commending me to hell in Dante’s 9th circle.

@ep1cn3ss2

6 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest thing ive seen this week, LOL, he's always quiet and then all of a sudden he does that. I did not expect it at all lmao.

@bft_neelix3862

6 жыл бұрын

yeah holy shit.. thats going in my book of firsts.

@GalaxyStandard77

6 жыл бұрын

I immediately got Vietnam Flashbacks from my father yelling at me

@brunocarranzaaragon921

6 жыл бұрын

Now I'm level 100 woke

"You started making jokes about the ice cream." I fucking BURST out laughing. What a comedian!

8:27 Man, Charlie should really become a voice actor

"I like your cart, it looks like you put things that you want to eat in there." LMFAO this is subtle comedy at it's finest.

@tullac3386

5 жыл бұрын

I reckon you could get that jk to work if u did it properly

@JoBo0209

5 жыл бұрын

General Panini underrated comment 💀

@warpath6666

5 жыл бұрын

I use this line at the grocery store "Oh hello there. I came here to get eggs and milk. You look like you want to get bred" ........... so smooooooooth 😆😆😆😆

@devg8417

5 жыл бұрын

600th like

@ohgodohnothebees

5 жыл бұрын

General Panini That porn probably exists

*"That was a perfect example of eye contact"*

@jasonbivieca1859

5 жыл бұрын

I felt so bad for her

@skippydinglechalk2947

5 жыл бұрын

she was actully laughing at him, not with him

@RealRed01

5 жыл бұрын

en.dopl3r.com/memes/dank/what-you-see-vs-what-she-sees/94061 lol

@KB-rh4vd

5 жыл бұрын

🤤

@glaucusyellow

5 жыл бұрын

Walking down the halls in hs smh

Hahahaha ooh man I’ve learned so much from this guy! I almost feel like I can pick up the next woman I meet at the grocery store! 😂😂😂 Recently discovered your channel and am enjoying your content so far man!

8:26 This will always throw me off 🤣

The “employees are paid to be nice to you” thing is exactly the reason you shouldn’t, you know, harass employees

@kudostymgs8780

6 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I work in a grocery store and whenever a random stranger talks to me about something not pertaining to my job, it makes me really uncomfortable. Like I'm just trying to work.

@ArchaicScorpio

6 жыл бұрын

As a cashier, I usually try to steer the convo to keep things from getting too awkward? Buying cat food? "How many cats do you have? What kind? ect" Getting camping stuff or s'more stuff? "Going camping soon? Got a plan for the weekend? ect" It really helps since I'm really fucking awkward at making small talk, so using their goods as a catalyst is just the easiest way I found to do it. I've literally had marks on my record because sometimes I wouldn't talk to customers if they didn't seem interested or if they're on their phone (maybe it's an important call, don't be rude). This guy is creepy as fuck, and if I had him, I would consider calling security, or at least a manager over so I wouldn't be alone with him. Yeesh!

@user-fc4so8of8o

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, can I get some directions?

@wahlflower3517

6 жыл бұрын

Unless I actually know the person, I keep all of my conversions with employees are short and polite. The regular question of "how's your day" is not an invite for you to spill your life story nor to ask them for theirs.

@megastoejoe

6 жыл бұрын

Where do you shop? Because this tomato would be great for your hair.

"Talk to employees, they have to be nice to you." This is every female retail staff's worst nightmare. Please, just let us get through our miserable days.

@sinsoftheswamp8346

3 жыл бұрын

Hey it makes men uncomfortable too it doesn't happen as much but I does

@contactkeithstack

3 жыл бұрын

Haha the other day I saw a guy ask the gas station clerk about her nails, then asked to touch them, all of them, which he then did. It was fairly incredible.

@island5317

3 жыл бұрын

I guess male retail employees just don’t exist then

@AshlynOne

3 жыл бұрын

@@island5317 Nice try smartass, the video wasn't about hitting on male retailers.

@outis439-A

3 жыл бұрын

You bastards. No Fuck you. I got questions on where the goddam horse reels are, and quite frankly I don't give a shit about your miserable days when I HAVE TO FUCKING SUFFER BEING THERE JUST AS MUCH AS YOU. It's your godd damn job. So sorry, how you guys never know where anything is, and try your hardest to avoid being asked questions but you should fucking know. So yeah, fuck you.

Instructions were unclear, I'm now being charged with stalking and sexual assault

Laughed my ass off at this one probably one of the funniest of all I have seen 😂

"Flirt with an employee. They have to be nice to you." He's blatantly admitting that his strategy only works if they are being paid to talk to you

@kakikutya7912

3 жыл бұрын

@Zooted Ludes its just not how that works people who work at grocery stores are either 50 year old people who cant have any other jobs or 16-20 year old guys or girls who hate it and just doing it for the money, trust me, shit sucks and some random people just coming up to you talking about fucking icecream wont help.

@trustthesauce

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanmedina unless you're ugly... it's the only time ugliness has its benefits 😭

@CyberWarezz05

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh, this is soo annoying.I used to work in retail and I hated the fact I had to be nice to every pervert, disgusting sleazes or angry assholes.Just because to boss told us"Be nice to peope or I'll tax you"

@sup_monica3597

3 жыл бұрын

As a bartender I disagree. I'll tell you to leave me alone!

@AngryReptileKeeper

3 жыл бұрын

I feel terrible for the female employees at his local supermarket.

Yep when I go to the grocery store my end goal is plow town.

@fettuccinealfredo4393

6 жыл бұрын

When I go to the grocery store my end goal is to bring my tastebuds to FLAVORTOWN

@BigT.Larrity

6 жыл бұрын

When I go to the grocery store my end goal is to buy groceries at the store that sells groceries, a "grocery store" if you will.

@Wodgedev

6 жыл бұрын

Yep when i go to the grocery store my end goal is not dying of starvation.

@realhumanbean7915

6 жыл бұрын

ZombieKing ZKDev My goal is to eat beans in an alley while watching cars 2 on one of the demo televisions

@nothat0therguy992

6 жыл бұрын

Devon Palmer isn't that everyone's ultimate goal when going to the grocery store? It's certainly mine.

Why did I get so caught off guard when he started yelling😂😂😭😭😭

7:32 nothing says natural like the girl not moving a single muscle in her face

Some poor guy out there watched this and actually took advice

@LirylCrovyn

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder if he's still washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

@devilpuppetsinc

3 жыл бұрын

Worse than that, some poor girl was on the receiving end!

@kwanyewdst9561

3 жыл бұрын

“haha ice cream more like you scream amirite anyways you do anal”

@MASTER-SHAKE

3 жыл бұрын

@@kwanyewdst9561 A man who cuts to the chase! I CAN FUCKING APPRECIATE THAT!

@xXxThelegend27xXx

3 жыл бұрын

God, I was that guy once

"I know ice cream is fun and interesting, but I really want to know, what do you do for fun?" What an awkward and erratic method.

@rampagerslife

5 жыл бұрын

if you can't do, teach!

@hugo.hugo420

5 жыл бұрын

“Look at this fun ice cream. Jus LOOK AT IT!”

@thehumblelion1128

5 жыл бұрын

It's the language of gods you fool

@harshwardhanthakur1311

5 жыл бұрын

erotic*

@alydiaforten5011

5 жыл бұрын

I'd be turned off immediately if this is how a guy decided to start a conversation. It's cringey, boring, and predictable. The best way a guy was able to start a conversation with me in the grocery store was by asking a deep question about life. He was lighthearted about it and completely open to my response. It wasn't creepy or boring. He started it with, "Can I ask you a question?" It was so interesting to me, and we just kept talking for a couple hours in the aisle. He ended it by mentioning that we could finish the convo over text. I made absolute sure I got his last name in case I put in the wrong number. That was four years ago now, and we are as close as we've ever been.

8:26 Me when someone prefers the powdered donuts over the holy chocolate donuts

The deadpan delivery of the commentary was first rate. Enjoyed it.

"are you trying to be argumentative?" He's becoming abusive before he even picked the girl up. S-Tier

@Thr0mamay

5 жыл бұрын

It's HER fault! She is making him hurt her. See what you made me do bitch!

@MegumiCiBear

5 жыл бұрын

carl brown I laughed so fucking hard 😂😂

@zKatari

5 жыл бұрын

Ca3 SaR just seems like playful sarcasm and if you deliver that with the right tone it can come off well enough imo

@Knoxerboy101

5 жыл бұрын

@@zKatari You sound like one of the perma virgins who think this pick-up artist shit actually works.

@zKatari

5 жыл бұрын

Knoxerboy101 when did i ever say this shit works, i was talking about a single thing he said and maybe you would know a thing or two about socializing as well if you actually did it lmfao, sounds to me like you’re projecting i bet you haven’t spoken to a single girl without them trying to get as far away from you as possible

If you mess up, wait at her car to explain things

@rulerworld1289

6 жыл бұрын

Pickle Dick how do you find their car?

@SympleSymon

6 жыл бұрын

Ruler World Stole her keys then looked for the beeping car

@boofy2592

6 жыл бұрын

If it’s unlocked wait in the backseat behind drivers seat

@AlanColon1979

6 жыл бұрын

Alysha Jenkinson - excellent idea, i just had a complete failure with a hot little cashier, gonna wait for her shift to end and follow her home and point at this comment for proof as to why she ought to be ok with it.

@rauljimenez5525

6 жыл бұрын

I'm pickle dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Alan is so confident that he filmed in front of the hair growth product. He doesn’t care what the girls think cause he knows he can get them anyway

Love this guide! I followed all the tips! I think it's been a great success so far. Now, I've reached the level where a guy asking me "how do you plead". What's the next step?

I tried this method on a girl at my local grocery store the other day and my wife was NOT thrilled! Do NOT follow this tutorial!

@joey19xx73

4 жыл бұрын

Is your wife single.?

@TheDisapprovingBunny

4 жыл бұрын

@@joey19xx73 she will be soon

@Fubuki_Kai

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDisapprovingBunny I lol'd

@ooferrell

4 жыл бұрын

Sheesh!!! Why do wives have to screw everything up.

@tanyakwankis

4 жыл бұрын

My Husband wasnt happy either when I tried this.

If a girl catches your fancy make sure you stare her down, block her cart, and then joke about frozen food until you can "talk about doing it together sometime"

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

Unzipping your pants also helps.

@ericmendenhall2867

5 жыл бұрын

@@thearousedeunuch what pants?

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

@@ericmendenhall2867 Just touch your private parts if you aren't wearing pants. :D

@ericmendenhall2867

5 жыл бұрын

@@thearousedeunuch You can do that? Wont god get mad?

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

@@ericmendenhall2867 He will not like it, but he will understand your dating strategy.

That’s actually not an actress, that’s an employee who is being paid to be nice to him

2:59 that was a perfect example of a predatory gaze

"The smile needs to be natural" *proceeds to tell you how to manufacture a smile*

@blokvader8283

3 жыл бұрын

I saw your profile picture and just remembered that that video existed.

@memenazi7078

3 жыл бұрын

Ik it’s painfully unnatural. He’s trying to fit in with the other humans

@antoniorivera8321

3 жыл бұрын

@@blokvader8283 what video

@antonhelsgaun

3 жыл бұрын

Her face at 4:42 is faker though

@thatguy3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@antoniorivera8321 This one: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gouZltqiZc3ZgbA.html

That actress deserves a medal for her bravery. Bet after filming the creep started practising his new video; How to talk with actresses you've hired

@alchemistnezumi9780

6 жыл бұрын

Oh No Fuck that actress, give Charlie a damn Oscar for 8:24!

@kattatatatat6361

6 жыл бұрын

“It’s perfect because you’re already paying her to be there”

@CanIswearinmyhandle

6 жыл бұрын

Bubbles185 Maybe her husband and child are being held at gun point off-camera

@izmanharfan4719

6 жыл бұрын

Bh

@HYDROPHILPLAYS

6 жыл бұрын

I found Allen on Facebook and to me it kind of looks like they both are (still?) married together. I could be wrong tho cause obviously the video is old af 😅

Alan makes me feel like I am the master of conversation

"I like your cart" "Thanks I picked it out myself"

@ryanblack3686

6 жыл бұрын

Histury I can tell......

@EhrenCG

6 жыл бұрын

"I guess you scream for ice cream too, heh heh heh... heh."

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

"I'm an expert in carts. Watch this!" *Steals girl's cart, drifts with it and crashes it into shelves*

Hold your girl when Alan is around.

@arizonatea3734

6 жыл бұрын

I would immediately kick him in the nuts to ensure his alpha testosterone dragon slaying knight in shining armor princess saving powers are diminished slightly.

@mons3020

6 жыл бұрын

I'm sure you and your girl could tag team the little incel lol

@41192tara

5 жыл бұрын

Otherwise he will make them costar in a tutorial with him.

@kadenduncan1561

5 жыл бұрын

alan would spell his name like that

@lilmagicme5514

5 жыл бұрын

I would need my girl to hold me man

2:54 the way he walks and looks makes feel like a song for an early 2000s music video would start playing

Well if I ever need to smile I can remember this amazing tutorial. Brings a smile to my face every time I see it

"Employees are great because they have to be nice to you" I spit out my soup

@kenziemac130

6 жыл бұрын

Alois -Booty Shorts- Trancy nooooo... If a customer starts harassing us we have the right to leave... And report it immediately... This guy's a creep.

@dopey3186

6 жыл бұрын

Alois -Booty Shorts- Trancy What kind of soup? This is important.

@dopey3186

6 жыл бұрын

Cereal And Milk woooosh

@dopey3186

6 жыл бұрын

Cereal And Milk well then i've been wooooshed

@carnivault

6 жыл бұрын

Frünken Flüberbert, uhhh it was chicken noodle

My future husband stared me down from across the grocery store and then forced me to talk about ice cream and soccer. Now we are together forever, I'm dead in his basement.

@Moon-mj7le

6 жыл бұрын

Homosexicle oof

@blizzrd8372

6 жыл бұрын

thats hot

@revolvingworld2676

5 жыл бұрын

Now he has his very own ghost wife

Everyone gangsta till Charlie talks in upper case

Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.

my skin literally CRAWLED when he touched her. a strange man coming up to you, picking out beauty products for you, and touching your arm SCREAMS sexual predator. that is SO CREEPY!!

@gabbievee

4 жыл бұрын

@@KungFuKendrick it's not just the arm touch, wise guy. it's his all of mannerisms put together.

@ApplesforOranges7

3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad you were able to sniff that out

@KungFuKendrick

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabbievee lol

@lemonswsushi3644

3 жыл бұрын

@@KungFuKendrick Why are you defending that guy? He's a creep, point blank period. This comment clearly points out why, maybe you need to reread it. They didn't just talk about the arm touch. Put yourself in that girl's situation. Notice the red flags.

@KungFuKendrick

3 жыл бұрын

No, wtf

Nothing says “I’m a romantic guy” like stalking women in a grocery store

@misplacednewyawker

4 жыл бұрын

With this CV it is probably happening a lot.

When moist yells it’s like the whole universe collapses. It sends chills down my spine so strong it’s indescribable. Moist’s intimidation is so powerful all you can do is drop down to your knees and beg for mercy

dawg the smiling bit is something i needed to watch bc I have not smiled since the beginning of 2019

I'm legit just watching her face the whole time, because you can easily tell she's insanely uncomfortable but has to look happy

@jotarokujo3603

4 жыл бұрын

Everything she said was the shortest possible reply and the one time she tries to give him a little extra to work with he kinda loses it and doesn’t know what to do. Like she’s being paid or something to be here and still can’t stand this dude.

@audreyhartman

4 жыл бұрын

@@jotarokujo3603 she's most likely being paid to be in it lol which makes it even worse

@jotarokujo3603

4 жыл бұрын

Audrey Hartman that’s definitely my first assumption. This lady even tried to work with him and he just couldn’t handle speaking to a woman. 😂

@sonyfanboy1617

4 жыл бұрын

Blok Vader Well, it’s better to be paid with money than having to perform sexual favors to a narcissist

@jotarokujo3603

4 жыл бұрын

Sony Fanboy where did this idea of sexual favours come from? The options are: 1. He paid her to play the part of a stranger at the supermarket but he still made her uncomfortable. Or 2. She really is a stranger at the supermarket who is now extremely uncomfortable and is far more likely to be calling the police than performing any sexual favours. I’m not sure where the confusion arose but at no point was this discussion about whether she was there for money or performing sexual favours. I honestly can’t even imagine where that fits into this story or where you pulled it from.

He literally grabbed that womans cart when she was trynna get by

@markl4159

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hi, we meet again

@resinds.p4898

3 жыл бұрын

@@markl4159 Oh , hi Mark

@darthlynx5792

3 жыл бұрын

@@markl4159 I did nnnnnooooot. Oh hi Mark.

@praisethelordjesuschrist3554

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@stevensalas2078

3 жыл бұрын

I want to like it but it's at 666

I've never seen anyone this passionate about dounuts 😂

I come back every so often to this one So special

This is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen. I request more.

@vegapunkslab511

6 жыл бұрын

same

@honeybest2851

5 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Nate Flick’s Employee Evaluations? There’s one twice as uncomfortable as this 😂😂

8:26 I’m so used to Charlie being monotone towards practically everything that this threw me off guard.

@dmsas360

2 жыл бұрын

I accidentally played this full volume near my parents

@Nixzria

2 жыл бұрын

THIS FEELS TRAUMATIC?????

@PhysicalEngineering

2 жыл бұрын

r bruh

@Kya10

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could scream like that tbh... or at all lmao-

@sebastianriz4703

2 жыл бұрын

It still catches me off guard and makes me laugh my ass off even ti this day

“You’re my AA sponsor, that means you have to make this instructional video with me”

**Pictures my loving wife to bring a natural smile to my face** **Approaches woman**

He kind of looks like a creepy version of Sal from Impractical Jokers.

@adamrose3139

5 жыл бұрын

Lol that's why I clicked the video I thought it was vintage footage of him.

@sandpiper5705

5 жыл бұрын

Implying Sal isnt creepy in the first place

@examper22

5 жыл бұрын

@@sandpiper5705 nah, he's just Italian.

@chicagobullsfan03

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamrose3139 same

@qmance8062

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit yeah he does

"Greeting, XX genetics carbon-based lifeform. Your endorphins levels rised at the sight of this compact frozen milk in a round cardboard shape. Can I probe you later ?"

@Unknown-gf1ci

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Tyyrantgod

4 жыл бұрын

outSider Cain this is an underrated comment

@zero_meercat8624

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@katery28

4 жыл бұрын

outSider Cain HAHAHAHHAHA

@UrBestBet

4 жыл бұрын

Lowkey that might work lmao

I felt the earth move everytime I play back Charlie shouting at the end.

5:29 such a contagious smile

This is no joke. Under this mans tutelage i've slayed so much super market snatch that they've dedicated an entire isle to me at whole foods calling me poon handler of the decade.

@JohnSmith-vw9rz

4 жыл бұрын

duke silver happen or it didn't pics

@taitherapper4949

4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck, respect

@amonstar424

4 жыл бұрын

Legendary

@MasterCrash123

4 жыл бұрын

Do they let you set up a booth to give free samples?

@thescrimble

4 жыл бұрын

How long has this been at 420 likes

"That was a perfect example of eye contact." actual eye contact: ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

@sbstratos79

4 жыл бұрын

I think the good old Lenny fits better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@heydenleekley4757

4 жыл бұрын

That was honestly the best example I've ever seen of a dude undressing a chick with his eyes.

@bipo819

4 жыл бұрын

It’s at 420 I won’t be person to mess that up

This video cured my anxiety I was mid panic attack and this brought me to tears lolol

Short hair Charlie jumpscare

Step 1: Grab her cart so she can't get away. Step 2: If she tries to run, tackle her to the ground and hold her there. Step 3: Make ice cream joke. Step 4: Introduce yourself. This part's important, otherwise. . . It could get a little awkward. Step 5: Ask about her. Things like "How are you today?"" What's your address?"" Do you live alone?" Remember, it's rude to only talk about yourself. Step 6: Take notice of one good feature she has, and make a compliment. For example "I wish I had your skin." And remember, persistence is the key to a woman's heart!

@tss1473

2 жыл бұрын

Step 7: progressively make more body contact with her until she screams for help

@aanylagrant8482

2 жыл бұрын

[INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR] I got tased and put in cuffs instead

@undatedpeak1829

2 жыл бұрын

Must’ve messed this up because it didn’t work might need further instructions

@Haven_city_civilian

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Haven_city_civilian

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

guy: 😒 girl: 😔 guy: 😏 girl: 😐 guy: so that was a perfect example of eye contact

@cap7760

3 жыл бұрын

Beautifully put

@kaster666

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you yellow?

@kaster666

3 жыл бұрын

@Cenestpasmapersonnalité was i rude? I'm so sorry i didn't mean to offend anyone.

@kaster666

3 жыл бұрын

@Cenestpasmapersonnalité *small brain overheating trying to understand what you're saying* Never watched Mean Girls so i've no idea what you're talking about, let's just wait for the yellow dude's answer.

@kaster666

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, the yellow dude might be already dead.

He put so much energy in delivering the powdered donuts line, and I love it

Watched this video in the past and watch it now is still hilarious and Charlie’s room and look are completely different

Alan looks like if every Impractical Joker fused together

@karenk6985

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Gchildwarrior

3 жыл бұрын

And without the charisma

@brendanreilly4675

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t really see Q though, but definitely the other three

@mankak325

Жыл бұрын

@@brendanreilly4675 how can you see murr

@brendanreilly4675

Жыл бұрын

@@mankak325 I guess the uneven hairline sorta goes with murr

"How 'bout that ice cream, eh? Hard to imagine it all started with a cow huh! huh!?" *awkward chuckle* How I met my wife.

@Toxicstarxd

4 жыл бұрын

Icecream started with your wife?

@AudiZYX

4 жыл бұрын

@Lee Judd I can help you

@leorickaldana366

4 жыл бұрын

LoL

@ymakj

4 жыл бұрын

Ur wife is a cow?

@shraderX5

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm literally crying ahahahhahahaah

8:26-8:39 his gf probably laughing her ass off lmao

It's weird going back in his videos and him having short hair 😂 I'm use to the Jesus look 😂

*6:15* She is so scared of him that she can't even keep that weak fake smile on her face any more.

@rnelody5496

6 жыл бұрын

she looks like she's in physical pain

@skizzlechizzle

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao her eyes are so lifeless

@ngmajora6986

6 жыл бұрын

Smiley the Smile ah ExpertVillage....a true master of the arts

@MediocreTodd

6 жыл бұрын

He's more afraid of her than she is of him.

@TheRealDarkSide830

6 жыл бұрын

Scary thing is that she's obviously been paid to do this, yet still can't keep a straight face. That man is a creep.