this channel is literally two guys trying to kill each other.

@dan-gy4vu

7 жыл бұрын

i love it

@beantea5592

7 жыл бұрын

I love your picture

@foxderpandalmond4858

6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to youtube

@kodasinclair8457

5 жыл бұрын

yup

@kcoyne6362

5 жыл бұрын

Not kill they're still friends. They just want to seriously injur each other

how to make millwall brick: take newspaper add brick

@cooldude4164

7 жыл бұрын

10/10 IGN would read again

@choglog

7 жыл бұрын

ionceateapinecone you just saved me nearly 6 minutes of my time. thanks

@deathbyprocrastination9515

7 жыл бұрын

I'm posting this here beacause it's the top rated comment, who thinks Jason looks like SkyDoesMinecraft in this video?

@maxciel9829

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Kaiwala

7 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck wrote the subtitles?

my curiosity must have gotten me on so many lists because of you guys

@collinhalligan9921

7 жыл бұрын

I'd hate to even think about my status on some of those lists

@DockterDoom

7 жыл бұрын

Gary?

@Mastashakenbake

7 жыл бұрын

gaaaaaaaaary

@shanebauer8091

7 жыл бұрын

Gary hey, Gary!

@michelangelo5903

7 жыл бұрын

it's ok man there's like 100 of you guys they cont find exactly the right one you'll be all good, Gary!

Guard: *Checks for weapons, and finds newspaper* Person: That's my newspaper, Guard: Oh ok your free to pass, enjoy the game! Guard: Wait a second.... WHO READS NEWSPAPERS THESE DAYS!?

@1911Zoey

5 жыл бұрын

*Cue X-Files music

@PumpkinHoard

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Millwall fans were mostly known for doing this in the 90s/early 2000s or earlier. The "firms" from various football clubs still cause trouble from time to time, but the police have been cracking down on it pretty heavily for the past couple of decades so it's generally not as bad as it used to be. Millwall have long had a special reputation in this regard however....

@fomoran

Жыл бұрын

@@PumpkinHoard how does the chant go VMillwall, Millwall you're wives are unfulfilled and.alienated... "

The most unrealistic part of this is that they didn't scream "MILLWALL!" after every good hit

@bigrandomun9267

8 ай бұрын

They don’t scream Millwall, they scream ‘MILL!’. Like a war cry, they just go ‘MILL!’

These subtitles are great. "[slow clashing of stone and metal, a metaphor for human progress, with all structure and form folding under the immense pressure of our brief yet exponential presence]" 4:24

@scptime1188

6 жыл бұрын

"Brian says, oooh, but super slow, it sounds goofy"

@tailsfox45

6 жыл бұрын

pretty sure thats a 2001 reference too

@ambulocetusnatans

5 жыл бұрын

OMG, now i gotta watch all the episodes again with the subtitles turned on

@katrinahockman5561

4 жыл бұрын

Alright so I recognize this original comment is three years old, but I have just got to underline that phrase because it's awesome. "Exponential presence." Damn. No, I'm not high. Scout's honor. Just very sleep-deprived.

Watching 2 dudes hit each other with paper is very funny

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

LOL... I am so, so happy to hear that!

@zdiluswafser3484

7 жыл бұрын

+The Modern Rogue Its was very funny but how bad are the bruises

@memeboi4173

7 жыл бұрын

+_themanwiththecancer _ I dont think thats it

I don't really have access to a newspaper, will a tablet work the same?

@samwilson701

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, go for it. Lemme know how it turns out.

@XtreeM_FaiL

7 жыл бұрын

You can download whole library and then virtually beat everyone.

@fredrikl5152

7 жыл бұрын

Bring a note 7 and you have a firebomb

@Hi-sq8pg

7 жыл бұрын

Fredrik Löfstedt Charging Cables aren't available in prison sorry

@inceptori

7 жыл бұрын

yeah, you just have to roll it up really tight.

Even millwall fans hate millwall

@enbardis

7 жыл бұрын

WIMMO that escalated quickly

@sappnin8153

7 жыл бұрын

WIMMO IRONS! IRONS!

@PinHeadSupliciumwtf

7 жыл бұрын

more like millwall PRICK

@kierang9144

7 жыл бұрын

Wolfi Millwall are a non club

@dodgydruid

7 жыл бұрын

Always amuses me about the irons thing, in cockney parlance an "iron" is a bum bandit or turd burglar and yet so many muppets shout this out every week

[slow clashing of stone and metal, a metaphor for human progress, with all structure and form folding under the immense pressure of our brief yet exponential presence] who the hell writes these captions?? they're great

@TheStrangerous

7 жыл бұрын

That would be Brandt. He's amazing.

Brian's maniacal laughter makes this 1000 times better than it already was

I feel like they screamed way more than a normal person would when doing something like this

@dingchat555

7 жыл бұрын

Still looks fun as fuck.

@elibronson3501

7 жыл бұрын

you are so right. hitting various objects and each other with folded newspaper looks like one hell of a fuckin time.

@PrinceJimi

7 жыл бұрын

Eli Bronson says the guy subscribed to ksi

@PrinceJimi

7 жыл бұрын

Eli Bronson its just a prank bro

@suus01

7 жыл бұрын

"breathes" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHA

Who gave Americans our secrets? This is our proudest article of British culture.

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

hah!

@bentramer682

4 жыл бұрын

Are you sure I don't make you proud to be British?

@dossiebigham6916

3 жыл бұрын

eh i'm sure someone showed you guys how to make a spear or something fair trade.

@dossiebigham6916

3 жыл бұрын

Dude this is about prison weapons... jeez what the fuck is your problem? Its all just bullshit people make out of trash to kill each other. Yes people have made spears in prison shives knives hell some german guy made a flail with razor blades. how simple or complex the weapon is don't matter all that matters is Your alive and the other guy isn't especially in prison... its just weapons made out of trash and its like like a paper axe is any better or worse then anything else.

Brian would be the perfect prison mate ;3

@ProtoPunk

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's pretty cute. ;)

@cameronwood1769

7 жыл бұрын

Creasing😂😂😂

@goatgodjog4180

7 жыл бұрын

True

@cottontaelle5863

7 жыл бұрын

wink wonk

@jordanthecommander6977

6 жыл бұрын

Or worst

Man did Jason lose weight since this episode

@JonathanChute

6 жыл бұрын

You posted this a bit ago, but yes. In the episode "Testing The "Evil Russian" Push-Up Program" Brian and Jason make an off comment stating that Jason was on a diet and that is was "awful". Currently, you can see that Jason is still working on his weight because you'll notice that on their cocktail episodes Jason will no longer partake in the finished beverage and only Brian tries them out.

@PosProductions

5 жыл бұрын

wow okay bill nye the science guy jesus shit

@Marin3r101

5 жыл бұрын

He just thiccc.

@Kihidokid

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jasonirelan4487

4 жыл бұрын

Was I supposed to?

or you can make a good old rock in a sock. fits in your pocket, hardly looks like a weapon in your hand, and packs a mighty whallop

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

Good old rock; nothing beats rock.

@leonpacuret4882

7 жыл бұрын

The Modern Rogue paper beats rock

@johnathanwells8765

7 жыл бұрын

Leon Pacuret I fucking love you for saying that

@jason8304

7 жыл бұрын

that rocks

@stephenlyon1358

7 жыл бұрын

Except paper. Paper beats rock.

This ROCKS.

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.

@20cnVision

7 жыл бұрын

woah.

@avocado9308

7 жыл бұрын

I like your profile pic.

@abdusb

7 жыл бұрын

Cannibal Sausage Badum-bum-bum-ba-do-Dom-tish

@andrecarr6250

6 жыл бұрын

Your jokes are paper thin

I've been watching scam school for years now. so far back that you still had your spiked hair Brian. every video is nostalgic. love scam school, and now I love Modern Rogue

nice to see british culture spreading lol 😂

@AdrianGarcia-gq9ng

6 жыл бұрын

Amberad they were talking about "football" as in English football, basically "soccer" for the Americans .

@AdrianGarcia-gq9ng

6 жыл бұрын

Amberad unless you already knew that and were making a joke then rip me

@Jamie_kemp

6 жыл бұрын

Adrian Garcia i think jason actually thought millwall was an american football club and didnt read into it properly

@krusher181

6 жыл бұрын

Adrian Garcia It’s also called soccer in Canada and Australia. It’s a form of Association Footbal; in Britain they shorten it to “footy”, in North American and Australia we shorten association to “soccer”. Just a lil fun fact.

@krusher181

6 жыл бұрын

JayKay04 No, we don’t use that terminology in North America. And Jason is pretty damned cultured, I’m certain he was just using the proper terminology, as nerds like to do.

I just love those incomprehensible shrieks of pure joy that come out of Brian's mouth. I can't help but smile along.

Brian, thank you so much for the laughs and smiles I have been able to extract from your videos. You honestly are the best thing to help me procrastinate since flappy birds. Double extra special thank you for all the sacrifices you made for this to happen. You are the best, keep on dreaming ;).

What the fuck is with the closed captions at 4:20?

@hughmungus4274

7 жыл бұрын

lmao right? I didn't even notice they were on until that.

@BennaYT

7 жыл бұрын

4:24 is weird...

@wethreebros5895

7 жыл бұрын

Tommy Chong lol, that's deep

@snipa298

7 жыл бұрын

It's for one of their secret giveaways, and it's simply one of the pieces of the puzzle.

@Channel9iNE

6 жыл бұрын

Someone had too much time on their hands.

Damn, I didn't realise how in shape Jason has got

@dominickbenincasa5043

4 жыл бұрын

Baleful Strix I know

wonder how they will explain the bruises when they get home and the wives find out about then :D

@Charientisma

7 жыл бұрын

"Omg what's this? LOOK AT THIS!! I don't want you playing with him anymore honey" >:(

@doesitmatter1667

6 жыл бұрын

Nathan Watts “sorry bonnie jason and i were beating eachother with newspapers for today’s episode”

3:47 *jason* :not just yet *"pulls up brick"* *brian* :ohh your a bad man

This is just everything about men in a nutshell and I'm fucking dying! XD

@ygk1994

6 жыл бұрын

you dead yet?

@RisuCurse

6 жыл бұрын

That's a yes.

@MM-vs2et

6 жыл бұрын

Dude, smashing things with clubs that we made ourselves? Their living our childhood dream right there

@arndegothia1412

6 жыл бұрын

I Wonder what kind of men you've met.

I really enjoy that you guys go into the history. it makes the video that much more enjoyable than just a tutorial on how to do stuff you shouldn't.

The historical lessons you guys impart are super interesting to me as a historian. I won't tire of it.

brians laugh is contagious (^_^)

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

thanks! I like it when people call it that... (instead of "annoying as hell")

Im so annoyed that you didnt make it longer. Looks so uncomfortable to use like this.

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

the episode?

@Dylanm94

7 жыл бұрын

No the weapon. Stick another half a newpaper on there it'll hit so much harder because of the swing.

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

oh, god. That sounds brutal.

@randomshotz13

7 жыл бұрын

by doing this the club would be weaker in the middle and may hurtles as it it may bend this give will reduce the force transfered to the target

@randomshotz13

7 жыл бұрын

Although I do have to say you missed out on the best quick Millwall brick method, you want a newspaper that isn't too thick so you can use the whole thing thus keeping the staples in the end, roll it super tight in the manner you did and then stamp on the fold, this makes the very end extremely solid and normally results in a few out-poking staples for extra damage

I love coming back and re-watching your old videos, still cracks me up

@ModernRogue

6 жыл бұрын

+shea martin yay!

It so hard for me to be meaning full but every episode of modern rogue gets better and better!!!

I just earned my place on the watchlist!

so getting hit with something hard hurts? thats just fucking crazy!

@voidlux88

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

I love the joy you guys get out of simple things! Great video!

I was feeling depressed today, but watching this cheered me up so much! Thank you for your maniac laughing Mr. Brushwood!

When they turn the femur breaker on 2:41

It's official, Jason and Brian are badasses.

@TheStrangerous

7 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't quite go *that* far. . .

Haha, your crazy ideas have been the best thing ive ever seen on youtube. Theirs no other channel that can teach me how to give someone a heart attack from pure amazement as much as your channels have done.

Very nice finished product. You guys make it look easy. Keep up the good work.

I was sent to repair some equipment at the radio station in the Millwall football ground last year. I had no idea what to expect. Even the staff there look like they'll kick off if you look at them the wrong way. I had a guy with me who was getting really pissed off with me because I told him his mixing desk was outputting mic level and not line level and he'll need to amplify the output to feed it into other equipment. He was amendment I was wrong. I soon realised where I was and shut up, quietly amplified the output to line level and left as quickly as possible.

@vtrmcs

7 жыл бұрын

Ah well, next time you can just smash him over the head with a millwall brick like these two asshats.

@ethenlerose8045

7 жыл бұрын

haha, you angry dude?

@4gregs

7 жыл бұрын

toast1012 Says the person living in the country where people shoot up schools

@finlayallen

7 жыл бұрын

toast1012 yeh someone should take your guns away you fucking moron

@manny_1056

7 жыл бұрын

+John Smith true this country is fucked

I love these prison weapon videos

@TheStrangerous

7 жыл бұрын

We've got some more up our sleeves!

@Shaneizcrazy33

7 жыл бұрын

quite literally! ;)

I love when you guys cover stuff like this! always thought it was kinda amazing what people will do with their time and what they can scrounge up

@TheStrangerous

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, people can be pretty ingenious when they want to hurt someone.

This is one of my favourite modern rogue episodes

Fuck.. Dip the tip in Quikrete! Concrete mallet in no time.

@TheStrangerous

7 жыл бұрын

Oh wow. Evil.

@turbopokey

7 жыл бұрын

Flimbo nimbo - Couldn't smuggle that past cops. Don't even think the taping that they did would be good as would be more difficult to break the thing down if cops showed up.

@gregistopal

7 жыл бұрын

CredibleHulk "fun"

@kilogreens3449

6 жыл бұрын

Flimbo nimbo

@jordanthecommander6977

6 жыл бұрын

Huh. That's fucked up. I like the way you think.

I really want to make a rust reference.

I absolutely love your show!!

just saw your first video, super interesting and funny! Just subscribed, keep up the good work!!

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

thanks!!

Oh my god... this is the best thing I have ever seen ever

@invisibleuser_d9fe3H1obHj7

7 жыл бұрын

FrankZito29 yep

@yep6758

7 жыл бұрын

VDiddify you call me?

negan should debut a barbed wire newspaper next season

@nipnip3304

6 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Beni i would die of laughter if he wacked someone over the head with that, for the soul reason that its paper

how i never seen you guys before, you guys are funny and amazingly interesting.

dude, this is awesome, I wish I could meet you guys one day, having fun stumping people with social tricks

2:41 when you hit super sain

overacting is an art...

@GenderPranks

7 жыл бұрын

"OWW WFUCK THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH. NEVER FELT PAIN LIKE THAT EVEN IN IRAQ MY NIGGA!"

@reecewouters1445

7 жыл бұрын

Not like you'd know what it feels like to get hit with one of them.

@MM-vs2et

6 жыл бұрын

it actually hurts, and Brian is just like that, just watch the other Scam School or Modern Rogue episodes

@AG.Floats

5 жыл бұрын

That's not a word

Jason has changed a lot in the past 2 months. And for the better mate, seriously.

This channel seems wild. I love it.

Millwall are known for their violence in the US? Damn I didn't know it was that bad

@ODST316

7 жыл бұрын

Nah it comes from the UK Millwall team.

@bil552

7 жыл бұрын

ODST316 can you read

@SamBrickell

7 жыл бұрын

No. They aren't, that's why these two needed to explain it, you don't explain things that are well known.

@bennosharp5059

6 жыл бұрын

It's not just milwall it's any football team in England

@bennosharp5059

6 жыл бұрын

Or in the world tbh except from the u.s

5:03 my death

it fascinates me that this is such a universal thing that people make, i remember making these in school out of scrap paper

Holy crap, Jason looks SO YOUNG in this video!

kids in africa can eat that newspaper and you busted

@dare1039

7 жыл бұрын

You forgot about the rocks.

@eldermaxon6115

7 жыл бұрын

It was are you stupid?

So glad you said football and not soccer, it made my british heart very happy. PS: Millwall are still thugs, I lived by their local club once. NEVER AGAIN.

@bennosharp5059

6 жыл бұрын

Emily Lavis I'm not a milwall fan but hooligans aren't thugs, just love a good scrap

How do these guys only have 80k subs? They deserve so much more.

This is like watching two children beat each other with Legos. This is great!

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

haha-- accurate.

"Now I'm gonna take down a white supremacist!" The pun that earned you a subscriber omg

@TheSuperCommentGuy

7 жыл бұрын

That's not a pun

@EvelynnEleonore

7 жыл бұрын

Sorry, not a native speaker :)

@Salamanii

7 жыл бұрын

pot a nun

@EvelynnEleonore

7 жыл бұрын

Not a native speaker, as I've said before, I'd like to see you try speak German anywhere near the level of fluency I have achieved in the English language :)

@EvelynnEleonore

7 жыл бұрын

I have been "speaking" English, by which I assume you mean "learning," as all Germans in public education and in my age have, since third grade. However, if you want to delude yourself with the ability to gain the same linguistical skill as I, you would only need to compare me against other Germans of my age and scholastic grade to see that my command of English goes far beyond that of what schools can provide. Also, do you fancy yourself a linguist? I just saw Arrival, which explores a few interesting concepts within linguistics, so it might be interesting to you! :)

those captions at 4:23 XDDD

awesome vid, and quality banter

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks, man. Help us spread the word?

I’ve never seen a man have more pure joy than when Brian smashed that milk carton

why is this in my recommended? I ain't no Eugene

@bradenkowalski8192

7 жыл бұрын

Thorn found this channel in my recommendations. I love them so much I just found them

@EugeneAinos

6 жыл бұрын

uhhh

@gyromm3094

6 жыл бұрын

cause you're a MODERN ROOOOOOOOGGGGGGUUUEEE!!

I just noticed how ridiculous Jason's hair is. It truly looks like he's totally bald but with a toupee just sitting on the top of his head. It looks goofy as hell. Brian at least had the sense a while back to ditch his silly hairstyle. Jason needs to catch up now.

Love the modern rogue and the different awesome things you make or do in every episode, I love showing off the different material on scam school with my friends and family, my mother loves your show hacking the system, and thats saying a lot since she's 64. I can't wait to see what amazing content you can come up with next. Oh and I almost forgot If i ever see you in real life, i'll be sure to wear my Rogue's Ring.

I have a weapons draw in my room. All it contains is a Millwall brick and a book of Shakespearean insults. If my home is ever invaded I’m all set!

HOW WAS THIS RECOMMENDED TO ME????

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

Because we were meant to be together. KZread knows this. Don't fight it.

@KarltheBarl

7 жыл бұрын

alright this won me over. just this comment...

@HiatusAeternum

7 жыл бұрын

this comment earned you a new subscriber :P

I'm just happy you called it football not soccer, thank you...

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

**high fives**

I love this channel all of the cool stuff and party tricks and stuff to make you look smart to anyone, thank you Brian and Jason for making my life so exciting and fun.

@TheStrangerous

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

This video is literally two dudes who are smashing stuff with papers and screaming after it... More of this pls!

hey guise and welcum to scem scoool

this guy looks like the one from scam school

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

It's probably because I'm the one from Scam School.

@bionut6738

7 жыл бұрын

Haha man you changed the hairstyle a little and thats why it was hard at first.. love these videos!

@hexaquan

7 жыл бұрын

The Modern Rogue lol

@PhriendsySweetDreams

7 жыл бұрын

lmao knew it !!!! :P

@wheninrome8823

7 жыл бұрын

James C. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890 yooo his hair omg no spikes

That caption for the slow motion of the tomahawk on the barrel, though, daaaang. That's deep.

Prisoners in the exercise yard surreptitiously passing a newspaper, "Careful, Bro. It's sharp."

before any use of that weapon is done there would be a lot of "you fucking what m8" and "come on then" and "fucking, come on then m8" and probably a lot of chanting and shit. oh I do love my country and it's population. -_- well sarcasm aside. I have to say it rather entertaining sitting back with a cup of tea while the football fanatic hooligan chavs go at it in a fight with their bricks, bottles, knives, papers, fists and fireworks. About a game where a bunch of blokes run about in coloured shorts and shirts kicking an air filled rubber and leather sack.

I bet if you are 14 years old you will love this channel and probably have a go at me for this comment.

@MrQWERTY56789

7 жыл бұрын

what the fuck did you just say i'll crack your skull open m9 i'm proficient in mincraft combat

@SlickTwigDotWAVfile

6 жыл бұрын

Lol, I’m 14 and not triggered at all, because it is true

@careious8744

6 жыл бұрын

My age is none of your concern madam

@careious8744

6 жыл бұрын

But these are some pretty cool dudes

@TheRealAlpha2

6 жыл бұрын

why _wouldnt_ a 14 year old like this? hell, I'm over 40 and I love this channel.

These makeshift weapon videos are great, I just found out about this channel and you guys are hilarious

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks man

Make a spiked newspaper bat with spoons or fork ends as spikes ;)

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

thanks!

@RandomRighteous

7 жыл бұрын

I think the Mythbusters may have done that years back on TV

This seems way too scripted

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

uh... we'd need a script for that to be true, right?

@henningbrown5687

7 жыл бұрын

The Modern Rogue well played. I meant that your friendship/partnership thing as a whole seems fake, and you never hang out with each other when the camera isn't rolling

@ModernRogue

7 жыл бұрын

ah, well our 20-year friendship would disagree with you. (If our friendship was a separate person form us.)

@zxBlitz

7 жыл бұрын

Thumbs up if you think thus guy is a douche @dave

@B3ANDIP

7 жыл бұрын

lol stop asking for likes you are gonna get nowhere

I love how Murphy just turns around so calmly like oh really you snitchin .. BREAK YO SELF

"Lillyhammer" taught me another version: 1) Lay down news paper 2) Put out all your spare change (as many pennies as possible) 3) Roll up 4) Pee on it 5) Beat the living hell out of the other guy 6) Wait for the cops

This beat is so lit but in like a calming way 🛀🏽 I like this channel!

How has the modern rogue not been pulled by youtube yet But i must say there videos are incredible and awsome

Jason and my husband make me realize the transformative powers of a beard. Bare faced they both make me want to weep.

All these weapon ideas are Jason's, and he's planning on taking out Brian , so he can become the soul heir to the MODERN ROGUE

@ChristopherTradeshow

3 жыл бұрын

I still agree with this comment

2:29 "I need a fucking medic bag!"

It’s cute how his voice becomes high when he is excited

I really like how in nearly every video that involves test dummies, you two volunteer yourselves... and then immediately regret it. Stooges, but funny to watch... so for that we thank you. Jason 'Hit me harder'... then 'Were not friends.' Testing the limits of friendship for the sake of Roguism

The sideways motion is more effective since there is more density on the sides of the thing

this is like king of random, but more "relatable". this should be a show

this is exactly the type of stuff I love, making something with my bare hands and then using it to break things

Yous are actually just big kids, I love it 😂

brian your laugh sounded like the jokers laugh and i love it keep up the good work u guys 👌

You two are having too much fun.