How to make Russian cheese (Русский сыр) - Cooking with Boris

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Russian cheese is the block of processed cow juice you find on store shelf in Russia. Some love it and others love it. It is the best no doubt. Here is how you make it.
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  • 3 жыл бұрын

    Ayy blyat bring the cheese Boris!! 😂 we all eat Russian cheese from childhood

  • @thedeez5436

    @thedeez5436

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes uamee russian cheese

  • @strafebug

    @strafebug

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @domp5014

    @domp5014

    3 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Uamee

  • @bluestarTed

    @bluestarTed

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey music lord

  • @Royalty775

    @Royalty775

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is Russian cheese

  • @schimmelfennig726
    @schimmelfennig7263 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, Boris has done more for western-russian relations then all russian ambassadors combined

  • @wyettastone

    @wyettastone

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, amuse silly capitalistic pigs with cheese and sausage while we do a sneaky breaky and make more communist regimes!

  • @looksirdroids9134

    @looksirdroids9134

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KilledDebtor Ahem

  • @Tinkering4Time

    @Tinkering4Time

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@looksirdroids9134 , go play with Trump. Adults are talking.

  • @Kikker861

    @Kikker861

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Tinkering4Time you, adult? true comedy

  • @hammerdcow1108

    @hammerdcow1108

    3 жыл бұрын

    this is the true

  • @filipjudar4781
    @filipjudar47813 жыл бұрын

    me: *puts too much culture by accident* AYYYYY BLYAT!!!!! THEY BUILT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!!

  • @paulmahoney7619

    @paulmahoney7619

    3 жыл бұрын

    They're launching space missions now!

  • @sovietreenactingandhistory1663

    @sovietreenactingandhistory1663

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes, there my cheese spys, dont disturb them and let them build an aconamy

  • @kaulis6524

    @kaulis6524

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh xd

  • @williamwallace5201

    @williamwallace5201

    3 жыл бұрын

    Blin, chuvak! I put too much culture in, now cheese build navy to defend itself

  • @filipjudar4781

    @filipjudar4781

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vadim accidentally dropped into my cheese blyat

  • @SoundsOfSushi
    @SoundsOfSushi3 жыл бұрын

    If Boris ever comes out with a cookbook, i would buy it. His recipes are pretty legit

  • @aiko9393

    @aiko9393

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's got a draft going

  • @stefanfarier7384

    @stefanfarier7384

    2 жыл бұрын

    Waiting to buy my hardcover copy

  • @SoundsOfSushi

    @SoundsOfSushi

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stefanfarier7384 me too!

  • @freedomdispatcher

    @freedomdispatcher

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ye

  • @arthritis1097

    @arthritis1097

    2 жыл бұрын

    he already does lol

  • @octonitro
    @octonitro3 жыл бұрын

    "Crumble like western economy" yeah. basically.

  • @xushandong9734

    @xushandong9734

    3 жыл бұрын

    You are western spy

  • @hammerdcow1108

    @hammerdcow1108

    3 жыл бұрын

    looks at americka yea basickly trump should have tried to build has wall out of russian chese because it would never fall but you might get tunnels to let people through made by rebbel slavs

  • @dianecrow5009

    @dianecrow5009

    3 жыл бұрын

    used crumbles every 10 years but now its crumbling every 10 seconds

  • @Ze_N00B

    @Ze_N00B

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hammerdcow1108 The same thing goes for Biden and his cages. Nobody can escape the cheese cage.

  • @liquidsnake6879

    @liquidsnake6879

    3 жыл бұрын

    something needs to rise before it can crumble, the Russian economy is still waiting to go up at all lol

  • @ShadowOfMachines
    @ShadowOfMachines3 жыл бұрын

    "Don't want them building theaters in the cheese." "Cheese culture is better than regular culture because...you can eat it." Best culture jokes I've ever heard. XD

  • @pianopanicattack

    @pianopanicattack

    3 жыл бұрын

    replying to show you how many likes you have :)

  • @wwkiam3795

    @wwkiam3795

    3 жыл бұрын

    A thousand likes and two replies (including me)

  • @koishiandhat159

    @koishiandhat159

    3 жыл бұрын

    Such wow

  • @nullpoint3346

    @nullpoint3346

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can hear a shounen protagonist saying that.

  • @planteruines5619

    @planteruines5619

    3 жыл бұрын

    Approuve in france

  • @PAL-1947
    @PAL-19473 жыл бұрын

    Video title: "How to make Russian Cheese." Alternate Title: "How many times can the camera's autofocus piss off Boris."

  • @kuzzbillington6392

    @kuzzbillington6392

    3 жыл бұрын

    What a handsome thumbnail. Almost as good looking as Boris' cheese.

  • @foxphire0093

    @foxphire0093

    3 жыл бұрын

    * AvE Noises Intensify *

  • @twitchycygnus

    @twitchycygnus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@foxphire0093 exactly what I was thinking. For real though. That autofocus was awful

  • @Kasmuller

    @Kasmuller

    3 жыл бұрын

    3:51 lmao

  • @pashauzan

    @pashauzan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@foxphire0093 what's AvE

  • @MythicSorin
    @MythicSorin3 жыл бұрын

    I randomly stumbled upon this channel while browsing some filthy western sausage-making channel. This is somehow the most informative cooking channel I've ever seen; I legitimately appreciate any channel that recognizes that I'm not gonna clean the damn kitchen while making cheese. Thank you, Boris.

  • @lordicarus8807

    @lordicarus8807

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, even if his videos are mostly comedy, you can actually try these recipes at home and they work...

  • @joshuabrown9413

    @joshuabrown9413

    2 ай бұрын

    I was looking for a Russian rye bread recipe when I found boris. Life has never been better. I can make bread, bologna, and slave my car, all in a day.

  • @MaxwelloftheClocktower
    @MaxwelloftheClocktower2 жыл бұрын

    the idea of Boris laughing like a maniac while buying milk always puts a smile on my face

  • @DJBlyatman
    @DJBlyatman3 жыл бұрын

    Cheese King

  • @Warga_indo01

    @Warga_indo01

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah comrade he is not cheese king, but he is kitchen king 😂

  • @xulbyteidk6183

    @xulbyteidk6183

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @thomastovey7098

    @thomastovey7098

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is this the real DJ blyat man ?

  • @grabedigger

    @grabedigger

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thomastovey7098 da!

  • @spatha2584

    @spatha2584

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @burakhuseyinoglu564
    @burakhuseyinoglu5643 жыл бұрын

    Imagine being home-friends with Boris, you would never starve.

  • @barreloapplesause8243

    @barreloapplesause8243

    3 жыл бұрын

    And you will probably get radiation poisoning or alcohol gas from his vodka cooled pc or something

  • @bedrunn

    @bedrunn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@barreloapplesause8243 you got communised basically

  • @karendodge1259

    @karendodge1259

    3 жыл бұрын

    “2 years to make it harder...” Boris, stop with the painis jokes

  • @bsl2789

    @bsl2789

    3 жыл бұрын

    I 100,000,000,000,000% Agree

  • @overriidee

    @overriidee

    3 жыл бұрын

    Our Babuschkas are trying assassinate us with unlimited food.

  • @Pr0manStream
    @Pr0manStream3 жыл бұрын

    Judging by the process, he produced "cheddar cheese". Even if the process of cheddaring is technically done by stacking multiple loafs of cheese on top of each other - what he basically simulated that with the weight press - All the other processes are basically the same: adding chloride and rinnet, curding the milk, setting and draining to add fresh water, cooking the curd throughout the whole process on low heat. Though from what I remember, mass-produced cheddar is not being drained and re-watered like in the video, they just add a whole bunch more water instead to reduce acidity.

  • @VodkaDoge

    @VodkaDoge

    2 күн бұрын

    it is not big deal, comrade

  • @victordeltoro7400
    @victordeltoro74002 жыл бұрын

    Literally just subscribed because of this guy's energy. that is all...

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster52073 жыл бұрын

    "You get cheese or starvation!" -Boris 2020

  • @pawewyzga7051

    @pawewyzga7051

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its one way or another choose one

  • @honestsmithery9849

    @honestsmithery9849

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, you have no idea how the fuck 2020 is going to go, so get your food preservation skills ready LoL

  • @ElizabethBattle

    @ElizabethBattle

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@honestsmithery9849 Prophecy

  • @JohnDoe-ks9xx

    @JohnDoe-ks9xx

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ElizabethBattle His time-line is off. Winter of 2022

  • @hegxzdil
    @hegxzdil2 жыл бұрын

    5:53 I am dying at this help 😭

  • @TheKnedlik
    @TheKnedlik5 ай бұрын

    Today we had a exam in school and it was about cheese making. I wouldn't be able to write nothing but i watched this video yesterday so i knew almost everything. Thank you Boris, not only for good grades but also for your high quality and funny content.

  • @treygreen5015
    @treygreen50153 жыл бұрын

    0:50 “Soft as a *blin*” “Crumble like *western economy*” This is why I love Boris.

  • @bf4medic248

    @bf4medic248

    3 жыл бұрын

    your not alone bro

  • @domp5014

    @domp5014

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh same here lol

  • @bluegloriousgames

    @bluegloriousgames

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's why we love boris

  • @Crimsin19937
    @Crimsin199373 жыл бұрын

    "It crumble like western economy!" *western spy has left the chat*

  • @Sp00kq

    @Sp00kq

    3 жыл бұрын

    Economy chilling here. What's not chilling is the government. America fucked

  • @johnmccrossan9376

    @johnmccrossan9376

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah im still here

  • @malding2246

    @malding2246

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe biden : wipes tears with 100 bills

  • @sneakywarrior4238

    @sneakywarrior4238

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Regular culture, you cannot eat." Cries in exposure

  • @liamholcroft7212

    @liamholcroft7212

    3 жыл бұрын

    i guess boris didn't get the memo, somebody wanna tell him what happened in 1991?

  • @reagantumurbaatar9244
    @reagantumurbaatar92443 жыл бұрын

    the way he says "eugh it is sweet!" makes me laugh so hard

  • @vasttanja905

    @vasttanja905

    2 жыл бұрын

    Russians like stronk

  • @linkat3042
    @linkat30423 жыл бұрын

    0:51 "crumble like western economy" had me rolling on the floor

  • @L_back

    @L_back

    3 жыл бұрын

    It will crumble if it will still follow the stupid imperialist agenda that it’s following now...

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206
    @nathanishungryanimations72063 жыл бұрын

    “What about when he made cheese last ti-“ We don’t talk about last time. There WAS no last time. shhhhh

  • @ddawg1172

    @ddawg1172

    3 жыл бұрын

    This was the comment I needed

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206

    @nathanishungryanimations7206

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ddawg1172 Yes. There is no last time…

  • @shrek1907

    @shrek1907

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ddawg1172 this was the comment WE needed comrade

  • @tamfuwing1

    @tamfuwing1

    3 жыл бұрын

    ROFL

  • @muamer9704

    @muamer9704

    3 жыл бұрын

    KGB: *knock* *knock* : You found out our secret,we need to "talk" with you

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor70003 жыл бұрын

    It took 8 months but Boris has deciphered old grandma handwriting.

  • @rengurenge

    @rengurenge

    3 жыл бұрын

    Grandma? Babushka!

  • @andrealanzoni8894
    @andrealanzoni88943 жыл бұрын

    Binging with Babish: So, we are making out own bread Binging with Babushka: We make our own cheese.

  • @alexandrpetrov6812

    @alexandrpetrov6812

    2 жыл бұрын

    Babish made his own mozzarella at home

  • @Danse_Macabre_125

    @Danse_Macabre_125

    2 жыл бұрын

    Binging with Boris: We make sausage at home.

  • @minute0420

    @minute0420

    2 жыл бұрын

    isnt that basics with babish

  • @ithefy5830

    @ithefy5830

    2 жыл бұрын

    OUR

  • @towering_contraptions1678
    @towering_contraptions16783 жыл бұрын

    Alternate title: Russian Man Teaches us how to make cheese,,that could be used for,building a house

  • @Scrubbez
    @Scrubbez3 жыл бұрын

    Questions of boris that will never be solved 1. How old is boris? 2. How does he know what the average temperature of a cow is? 3. How is boris so good at making cheese?

  • @jakeas348

    @jakeas348

    3 жыл бұрын

    boris is a cow

  • @smejkoondrejko

    @smejkoondrejko

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jakeas348 whoa whoa you just uncovered the ultimate question everyones been asking for 5 years since Boris chanel start

  • @gaiasguardian205

    @gaiasguardian205

    3 жыл бұрын

    Boris is not cow, is steer available for stud services.😉

  • @mahmudhassan2728

    @mahmudhassan2728

    3 жыл бұрын

    🐄 Cow body temperature is measured by shoving thermometer into its butthole. Boris might did the same 😂

  • @dataexpunged3914

    @dataexpunged3914

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about the sausage machine from his sausage video

  • @kapiteinkaya5754
    @kapiteinkaya57543 жыл бұрын

    Someone: "What Cheese You Like?" Boris: *"yes."*

  • @ChristochatBTW

    @ChristochatBTW

    3 жыл бұрын

    Boris does not like western spy cheese

  • @bananatree5208

    @bananatree5208

    3 жыл бұрын

    i like cheese with whatever that green chernobyl rainwater is called in it

  • @ChristochatBTW

    @ChristochatBTW

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bananatree5208 it's tarhun

  • @WorkAlef

    @WorkAlef

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Ага, мля" ©Борис

  • @jlitodelcid326

    @jlitodelcid326

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bananatree5208 same

  • @theepicpanther3115
    @theepicpanther31152 жыл бұрын

    Boris: Russian cheese is HARD, i mean hard enough to make a house! sh!t you could probably make whole Ruissan railway from cheese! The French: *chuckles in parmesan*

  • @JackieGuitars
    @JackieGuitars3 жыл бұрын

    Boris: **sniffing a boiling milk** Also Boris: ЕЕЕЕБААА-

  • @kampfpanzerleopard346
    @kampfpanzerleopard3463 жыл бұрын

    Ay blin here we go again. *flashbacks of the previous cheese making attempt*

  • @domp5014

    @domp5014

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol same

  • @tobiasworner4970

    @tobiasworner4970

    3 жыл бұрын

    well. he made cheese. nobody said it has to taste good haha

  • @juicemeister1984

    @juicemeister1984

    3 жыл бұрын

    *There was no previous cheese making attempt*

  • @LeRoiJojo
    @LeRoiJojo3 жыл бұрын

    "Regular culture, you cannot eat." *Cries in exposure*

  • @mishtrong

    @mishtrong

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cries in paintings.

  • @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344
    @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus3443 жыл бұрын

    I tried it. It was amazing and It can be kept in the fridge for about a week and a half and it doesn't even spoil a bit.

  • @Lurkeroo
    @Lurkeroo3 жыл бұрын

    My mom when my eyes move slightly when she's talking to me: 2:24

  • @jean-bastienjoly5962
    @jean-bastienjoly59623 жыл бұрын

    For those interested, the music playing between each steps is called "Drunken Clown" close enougth i guess

  • @TheFingerman77

    @TheFingerman77

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're a saint.

  • @Kruglov762

    @Kruglov762

    3 жыл бұрын

    HE IS THE MESSIAH

  • @kennedytheretard975

    @kennedytheretard975

    3 жыл бұрын

    not close enough 100% ACCURATE thank you sir for the music

  • @guardsmanlars6797

    @guardsmanlars6797

    3 жыл бұрын

    PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

  • @motherlandst3454

    @motherlandst3454

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seeing as you know about this, what is the song in the ultra-pasteurized milk part? I've been looking for ages and can't find it.

  • @boogyman3545
    @boogyman35453 жыл бұрын

    Note: the reason he put an egg in the salted water was so he could measure the density, the more salt the more dense and the more taste. For example: it the western Balkans there are two seas: Adriatik and Jon. Adriatik doesn't have a lot of salt, and is less dense, so you have a higher chance to drown. Jon has more salt and is more dense, so at that point it only matters is you know how to swim. Edit: Also the point where Adriatik and Jon meet is in Orikum, Albania, there the difference is more noticable.

  • @jhoughjr1

    @jhoughjr1

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was on swim team in highachool. It was easier to swim in the ocean in Galveston bay where we went on senior trip

  • @davedave8986

    @davedave8986

    3 жыл бұрын

    New things I learned apparently the ocean is dense

  • @blackdemon1077

    @blackdemon1077

    3 жыл бұрын

    And if you throw a piece of thin plaster in the Jon it will float

  • @maddestruction1

    @maddestruction1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Salmonella

  • @rastislavvassilev8157

    @rastislavvassilev8157

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice, I learned something new today. Here in Bulgaria we have yellow cheese and white salamur cheese. Almost like greek feta cheese, but different.

  • @dolce_st
    @dolce_st3 жыл бұрын

    8:37 You can use a rotten egg instead because it always floats when dropped into water, no need to use salt. ==> salt saving method

  • @InsaneCrab7

    @InsaneCrab7

    3 жыл бұрын

    But only use this method if your name starts with V and rhymes with ladim

  • @pistolet-pulemetshpagin4198

    @pistolet-pulemetshpagin4198

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nooo hahahaha

  • @jack86

    @jack86

    2 жыл бұрын

    And put it slowly. If you drop it, it will explode, causing total pizdec

  • @TH4N4705_

    @TH4N4705_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Make sure to put the cheese inside your neighbor's toilet before! Especially if he's name is Vadim 🧀🚽😂

  • @brittnaymatthews4293
    @brittnaymatthews42932 жыл бұрын

    I know this is a cooking video, but I'm literally obsessed with his little arm freckles.

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz3 жыл бұрын

    Ah so it goes like this: 1. Wet milk 2. Still wet milk 3. Rubber milk 4. Cottage -milk- cheese 5. Salting the cheese 6. Русский cheese 7. Waxed cheese Got it. Brb I'm gonna make it.

  • @WebacCS2

    @WebacCS2

    3 жыл бұрын

    alright I'll be waiting

  • @shrek1907

    @shrek1907

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@WebacCS2 same

  • @AussieNexus7408

    @AussieNexus7408

    3 жыл бұрын

    All right hope you have fun

  • @Bomboclat-II

    @Bomboclat-II

    3 жыл бұрын

    tell us if it worked

  • @vharliksod3200

    @vharliksod3200

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ight. Imma head over to Chernobyl instead of your kitchen in two minutes xd

  • @kavpa
    @kavpa3 жыл бұрын

    Me: looks at title Also me: This cannot end well

  • @MildredCady

    @MildredCady

    3 жыл бұрын

    I guess we’ll know in 28 days?

  • @JacktheFireEater

    @JacktheFireEater

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh, but it does!

  • @criebeef555

    @criebeef555

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was better then last time

  • @chocoman45

    @chocoman45

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh Gopnik of little faith.

  • @MildredCady

    @MildredCady

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@criebeef555 This was the only time Boris made cheese. That other video was Vadim pretending to be Boris. ;)

  • @navinc.9678
    @navinc.96783 жыл бұрын

    That intro is the greatest thing to grace the earth

  • @jackkreacherr9339
    @jackkreacherr93392 жыл бұрын

    Boris is the hero I need right now

  • @zerobroOG
    @zerobroOG3 жыл бұрын

    Man the way Boris talks about measuring is exactly like America does it “Just add about this much” lol

  • @dhruel

    @dhruel

    3 жыл бұрын

    ZeroBro ain't joking!

  • @Pandareen

    @Pandareen

    3 жыл бұрын

    So you want to say that he is western spy? How dare you?!

  • @zerobroOG

    @zerobroOG

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Pandareen nonono i'm making a joke, no way in hell boris, the slav king would be a spy

  • @whatrfrens3299

    @whatrfrens3299

    3 жыл бұрын

    HEY! I TAKE NO OFFENSE WHAT SO EVER!

  • @learncat8771

    @learncat8771

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just here to fact check, we don't measure in "about muches", we measure with simile and metaphor, which is to say that my cake is like the ocean, not fit for consumption.

  • @myrnatan396
    @myrnatan3963 жыл бұрын

    7:05 “Fun fact, cow body temperature is 38 C, do not ask why i know that” So thats why minotaurs exist

  • @jaizzj.z.3690

    @jaizzj.z.3690

    3 жыл бұрын

    XDDD

  • @jyxtheberzerking4824

    @jyxtheberzerking4824

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ancient Greeks: why is this monster speaking such a strange language, squatting, drinking, and swearing all the time?

  • @SirHellNaja

    @SirHellNaja

    3 жыл бұрын

    That kinda reminds me of a certain manga

  • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023

    @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jyxtheberzerking4824 And it can cook cheburek!

  • @myrnatan396

    @myrnatan396

    3 жыл бұрын

    DO.NOT.RUIN.THE.169.LIKES

  • @Imfromjamaicaman
    @Imfromjamaicaman3 жыл бұрын

    Alternate title: How to make Russian dairy brick

  • @belindarosenheim2322
    @belindarosenheim23222 жыл бұрын

    "Crumbles like western economy. "🤣 Wed June 15th 2022 we're paying almost $6.00 for a gallon of gas and food prices make me cook from Boris' videos. Thank you Boris! Love from Dallas TX!

  • @jaska1538
    @jaska15383 жыл бұрын

    i just love how he literally put a tracksuit on the cheese, three stripes and everything :D

  • @Ranpo9810
    @Ranpo98103 жыл бұрын

    Boris as a teacher: -FOCUS CYKA

  • @epyl3991

    @epyl3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its сука

  • @Ranpo9810

    @Ranpo9810

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know that I just don't have the russian keyboard on my phone

  • @Ranpo9810

    @Ranpo9810

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean why would you get so worked up over a little joke comment. I mean you still understand what I meant

  • @lag8984

    @lag8984

    3 жыл бұрын

    I could not breath when I saw this lol

  • @epyl3991

    @epyl3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    FOCUS СУКА

  • @maxklein2057
    @maxklein20573 жыл бұрын

    4:33 Тархун is actually sold here in Germany as well

  • @grimreaperxxx13
    @grimreaperxxx132 жыл бұрын

    I’m going to leave the playlist of Boris’s videos playing in the background for the next few days so that he can get the ad-revenue. Things are so hard for him right now and he doesn’t deserve it at all

  • @colonnellomccandless4229
    @colonnellomccandless42293 жыл бұрын

    "There is only one kind!" *sad Italian noises

  • @CSuperBooly

    @CSuperBooly

    3 жыл бұрын

    *sad french noises*

  • @demonfedor3748

    @demonfedor3748

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CSuperBooly sad Swiss noises

  • @CatBloom42

    @CatBloom42

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sad Dutch noises

  • @bluesideking

    @bluesideking

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would have said "sad german noises" but german cheese kinda sucks

  • @californiaball2599

    @californiaball2599

    3 жыл бұрын

    *sad American noises*

  • @danceslikeratigan4008
    @danceslikeratigan40083 жыл бұрын

    You caught me in the middle of depression, Boris. I needed this. Thank you.

  • @nasdfghidgf8081

    @nasdfghidgf8081

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do not fear boris is here

  • @eigengrau7698

    @eigengrau7698

    3 жыл бұрын

    You need cheburek, comrade

  • @user-st5mx4hq8c
    @user-st5mx4hq8c3 жыл бұрын

    Вот настоящий канал с рецептами!

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen96562 жыл бұрын

    I love that it's actually a cheese tutorial not a strange joke.

  • @igorgowacz8025
    @igorgowacz80253 жыл бұрын

    Title: "How to make Russian cheese..." Boris: Uses only Polish ingredients

  • @squeaky206

    @squeaky206

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is Polish spy

  • @misterjae7565

    @misterjae7565

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@squeaky206 he does like winiary mayonnaise

  • @AnalogNoise

    @AnalogNoise

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@misterjae7565 only majonez kielecki kurwa

  • @enlg3750

    @enlg3750

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@squeaky206 So you are saying he is the iMpOstEr! Damn its the Time of Trouble all over again!

  • @squeaky206

    @squeaky206

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@enlg3750 I have a view of Russian history.

  • @JTMilten
    @JTMilten3 жыл бұрын

    My Crush has just canceled our date but right on time, Boris has arrived in Lada!

  • @maikobayashi1910

    @maikobayashi1910

    3 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure your crush did not cancel BECAUSE of having to watch new Boris video?

  • @sinistertrucker

    @sinistertrucker

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@maikobayashi1910 no, is becuz she is out finding the right ingredients for the cheese Edit: just inserting proper grammar lol

  • @faceless2302

    @faceless2302

    3 жыл бұрын

    Boris is date now, try not to be too overwhelmed with happiness

  • @nikolasxyinidis7514

    @nikolasxyinidis7514

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude if she keeps canceling just know that she is not the one

  • @Real_vanGogh
    @Real_vanGogh3 жыл бұрын

    4:17 “Migs” Russian MIG flying by haha lol

  • @Resomius
    @Resomius3 жыл бұрын

    2 years of waiting for it to get hard. That´s incredible! That means you can becomming even harder and still be able to make a second batch inside a 5 year plan!

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of7563 жыл бұрын

    "You do not want to add too much culture inside. Do not want to start building theaters inside the cheese." Did... Did he just make a dad joke!?

  • @alexanderbravo5137

    @alexanderbravo5137

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean... he is papa Boris

  • @karold6565

    @karold6565

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just got the joke when I was reading this

  • @bebabojan

    @bebabojan

    3 жыл бұрын

    is boris

  • @tonarsilverwolf6485

    @tonarsilverwolf6485

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is ready...

  • @n.xavierl.6808

    @n.xavierl.6808

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is called “slav joke”

  • @animeAJproductions
    @animeAJproductions3 жыл бұрын

    I wanna the sequel to this! Russian Cheese: 28 Days Later

  • @The_Original_ZacBarton

    @The_Original_ZacBarton

    3 жыл бұрын

    underrated

  • @backseatswitchyy

    @backseatswitchyy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zombie cheese

  • @100GTAGUY

    @100GTAGUY

    3 жыл бұрын

    What are we sending it to rehab with Sandra Bullock?

  • @JackThaRipper

    @JackThaRipper

    2 жыл бұрын

    А потом 28 месяцев спустя

  • @ARMYvolunteer
    @ARMYvolunteer Жыл бұрын

    Boris: *sees camera* Also boris: CHEESUS

  • @Nick-yj8nj
    @Nick-yj8nj2 жыл бұрын

    My babushka made this cheese in 80s. =) There was a large kolhos (milk farm) near her town.

  • @shaunrutherford7764
    @shaunrutherford77643 жыл бұрын

    I just want to say how much I appreciate the work that goes into editing these, especially the subtitles. They are fantastic.

  • @ray3413
    @ray34133 жыл бұрын

    “Now russian cheese is strong” L i k e t h e p e o p l e

  • @karolinkiehl4097

    @karolinkiehl4097

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, they are strong, my best friend can lift me off the ground with arm. Or maybe I am just a really lightweight person.

  • @kennedytheretard975

    @kennedytheretard975

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@karolinkiehl4097 both

  • @hi.241

    @hi.241

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wanna be apart of this thread

  • @theosouris7063
    @theosouris70633 жыл бұрын

    I did not know SuperSlav was on Switch. Boris for Smash.

  • @TonyJose99
    @TonyJose992 жыл бұрын

    This is relaxing

  • @AsifRaza-oq4nb
    @AsifRaza-oq4nb3 жыл бұрын

    Boris: "..this cheese crumbles like western economy" Also boris: *shows bundles of western currency*

  • @tonymontana822

    @tonymontana822

    3 жыл бұрын

    But fake , like their economy.It's a very subtle joke :D

  • @maestro9765

    @maestro9765

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why do you think that he has so much western money? Because it is worthless, overinflated.

  • @tonymontana822

    @tonymontana822

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@maestro9765 True ,True :)

  • @sneakywarrior4238

    @sneakywarrior4238

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!! France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]

  • @therealsans6937

    @therealsans6937

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hmmmm kinda sus

  • @jaska1538
    @jaska15383 жыл бұрын

    "you dont want flies, or vadim to accidentally drop inside"

  • @Hatsune-Miku_Fan
    @Hatsune-Miku_Fan3 ай бұрын

    4:31 Georgias main drink during our feasts is tarkhun lemonade so no it's not only sold in Russia letting u kno

  • @user-hd3vi1by9y
    @user-hd3vi1by9y2 жыл бұрын

    Мастер-шеф Борис

  • @gaiasguardian205
    @gaiasguardian2053 жыл бұрын

    Boris being heard screaming from his apartment: " Focus Cyka!" Russian counterspy agency in van parked on street outside,: :" The jamming frequency is working sir. "

  • @jyxtheberzerking4824

    @jyxtheberzerking4824

    3 жыл бұрын

    * Boris crashes headfirst through the side of the van, angry tape eyebrows on his mask * CYKA! IT WAS WESTERN SPIES!

  • @Shad0wSpill
    @Shad0wSpill3 жыл бұрын

    Boris is spiraling out of control and taking us all with him.

  • @ia_oleg_ia_luchse_vseh
    @ia_oleg_ia_luchse_vseh3 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Russia, and this video is so cool :3

  • @kaylabrownell1268
    @kaylabrownell12683 жыл бұрын

    I'm lactose intolerant but I'd never miss a Boris video

  • @complainerdoodle9215
    @complainerdoodle92153 жыл бұрын

    The real challenge is not waiting for the cheese to harden and become solid, but for the camera to sober up and focus on you documenting the cheese.

  • @clumsycommissar5260
    @clumsycommissar52603 жыл бұрын

    Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!! France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]

  • @IndelibleSin317

    @IndelibleSin317

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hetalia joke, nice

  • @natalietadros980
    @natalietadros9803 жыл бұрын

    This is actually incredible

  • @Freedom_Aviators
    @Freedom_Aviators3 жыл бұрын

    "About two weeks if you want it harder" *Awkward silence*

  • @ninjauser3808

    @ninjauser3808

    2 ай бұрын

    Years not weeks

  • @backseatswitchyy
    @backseatswitchyy3 жыл бұрын

    "Crumbles like western economy" - Boris, 2020

  • @galaxy-wg1lf

    @galaxy-wg1lf

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's not wrong right now.

  • @teslacoil5378

    @teslacoil5378

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@galaxy-wg1lf Yeah our economy is fucked right now

  • @galaxy-wg1lf

    @galaxy-wg1lf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@teslacoil5378 that is what i said

  • @teslacoil5378

    @teslacoil5378

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@galaxy-wg1lf I was agreeing with you.

  • @galaxy-wg1lf

    @galaxy-wg1lf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@teslacoil5378 ok

  • @alexposea2283
    @alexposea22833 жыл бұрын

    I loved the unusual sense of humor. You can clearly tell he was losing his mind in all the time it took to make this video. 4:16 "Migs" I completely lost it. PS. We also have this type of cheese in Romania, we call it cașcaval

  • @jaxonreid7588
    @jaxonreid75882 жыл бұрын

    Boris laughing at 1:36 is the funniest laugh I have heard this year

  • @ziomekrobal2598
    @ziomekrobal25983 жыл бұрын

    Dzięki za poradnik Borys, na pewno wykorzystam. :)

  • @nossahmvssg
    @nossahmvssg3 жыл бұрын

    ". . . . four whole weeks of additional waiting time . . ." *Western spies have left the chat* ". . . . and up to two years of hardening" *KGB have joined the chat*

  • @gioworno
    @gioworno3 жыл бұрын

    "definitively not above 25°C" Me, who lives near the equator: ;-;

  • @witherking97

    @witherking97

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah... 30+ Celsius room temperature

  • @clothar23

    @clothar23

    3 жыл бұрын

    May I suggest building a deep cellar with a couple of fans installed.

  • @rheasheva8882

    @rheasheva8882

    3 жыл бұрын

    just plant a tree blyat

  • @bugrasevinc9696

    @bugrasevinc9696

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rheasheva8882 And What will that change .

  • @rheasheva8882

    @rheasheva8882

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bugrasevinc9696 trees help retain moisture so it helps lower the temperature around the tree area. air moves from high pressure to low pressure and humidity is the factor that lowers the pressure so, the conclusion. Besides the temperature is lower because the trees store water, the tree also makes the wind blow to the area around the tree it is planted I live on the equator, and plant trees around the house and the temperature in my room during the day 26 ° C without air conditioning and fan

  • @isekaijoucho4812
    @isekaijoucho48122 жыл бұрын

    Boris! Older video got recommended now! Is good!!

  • @cristoandrade1461
    @cristoandrade14612 жыл бұрын

    I love these videos it definetly helps whe you live in mexico and you want to make food at home on a budget

  • @janezat2939
    @janezat29393 жыл бұрын

    Me: how did I get h- *strange man walks in* Me: you have a nice humming voice sir Him: CHEESES

  • @deniseriches8201
    @deniseriches82013 жыл бұрын

    As a professional cheese maker I am impressed!!! So funny but surprisingly accurate.

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo8 ай бұрын

    9:00 ”Now we wait… …for 12 hours.” Use that time to build up speed. Courtesy of the Flying Dutch Blin Man 🥞.

  • @gerdderd8037
    @gerdderd80373 жыл бұрын

    One of my favourite boris videos

  • @an_ordinary_goose
    @an_ordinary_goose3 жыл бұрын

    I love how genuinely informative and funny these are 😂 it's nice to see the consequences of different ingredients or the results that just went pear shaped - I haven't seen a lot of cooking clips actually demonstrate the issues that they talk about when they cook 👍

  • @petru7696
    @petru76963 жыл бұрын

    2:06 i swear to god borris manages to combine humor with science in a very strange and apart way but man it's funny

  • @kamisanxoxo
    @kamisanxoxo2 жыл бұрын

    Boris:I do like making cheese! Anatoli:I do like eating cheese!

  • @flybybullets
    @flybybullets3 жыл бұрын

    That first 5 seconds is gold

  • @AndroTM7
    @AndroTM73 жыл бұрын

    I recently started learning russian. Now i can read Cyrillic. Russkiy Syr very good. Greetings from Poland Slav Brother. Thanks for borrowing our country for 123 years.

  • @wolfura

    @wolfura

    3 жыл бұрын

    No true Polak would ever speak Russian or call Ruski a brother.

  • @Kjorn90

    @Kjorn90

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wolfura yes and not. Seeing how our government is doing lately, it is highly reccommended to start learning russian.

  • @boumer7

    @boumer7

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Kjorn90 why?

  • @cosmicboi1650
    @cosmicboi16503 жыл бұрын

    "CHEESES!" **proceeds to talk about cheese** Me: that was smooth

  • @va960

    @va960

    3 жыл бұрын

    As smooth as a Lada on thin ice.

  • @CadenceWren
    @CadenceWren2 жыл бұрын

    Not me hitting up all your old cooking videos because they're some of my favorites

  • @minidrakeLOL
    @minidrakeLOL Жыл бұрын

    This is beter then any other cooking show

  • @wrengaming1519
    @wrengaming15193 жыл бұрын

    "FOCUS CYCA!" gets me every time

  • @yellowed_mind4948
    @yellowed_mind49483 жыл бұрын

    Interesting fact: In Russia there was such a thing as a “cheese dealer” as cheese from foreign county’s were illegal and punishable with prison time under the law

  • @itirozgizep7463

    @itirozgizep7463

    3 жыл бұрын

    that's a crime I would commit anyday.

  • @rastislavvassilev8157

    @rastislavvassilev8157

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, so tell me what cheese you want. Not to worry, no one will know. I'll cover my tracks. Just tell me!

  • @demonfedor3748

    @demonfedor3748

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like its any different now lol.

  • @demonfedor3748

    @demonfedor3748

    3 жыл бұрын

    God I miss Roquefort. My dealer didn't have it today,got some hard goat cheese instead.

  • @rastislavvassilev8157

    @rastislavvassilev8157

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@demonfedor3748 Oh I got some today. Not to worry. Only problem is that I ate it today.

  • @eggsaladsamich7396
    @eggsaladsamich73963 жыл бұрын

    Love boris! I fully support you! And I can't wait for more videos from you and cousin

  • @amplifydamge775
    @amplifydamge7753 жыл бұрын

    Very good combination with Boris' kompot.

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