he's constantly shifting between looking like a british chap from the 1940s and an american cult leader from the 70s

@tenacityxl

4 жыл бұрын

I mean this fandom is basically a cult

@FlashwingthePony

4 жыл бұрын

I think he’s a hybrid breed

@nrggvrn5576

4 жыл бұрын

We'll need your blood. It'll please the great Jort. Your sacrifice is appreciated!

@FlashwingthePony

4 жыл бұрын

Quote HA

@alexandratrigg4778

4 жыл бұрын

@Thatguywiththestuffies KZread page. feminine hips*

The Venn diagram of people who make their own jorts and people who have read lots of Shakespeare is a circle

@tobysinbad

4 жыл бұрын

lost things i was blown away by this until I remembered how gay Shakespeare and jorts are

@louistheriault3900

4 жыл бұрын

I dont know man, i feel like the venn diagram of scene boys and people who have read shakespeare is two distinct circles.

@tobysinbad

4 жыл бұрын

Louis Thériault they’re two small circles in the big gay circle and there’s crossover because there’s so much cool stuff jammed into that gay circle

@data6022

4 жыл бұрын

this is violence against me but ok

@hip2besquare632

4 жыл бұрын

It only becomes a venn diagram when you add H.P lovecraft

the smooth transition from "this is a joke" to "this is a horror video now" is my favorite thing and i can't find a word to describe it

@josephdbeecher

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe… zjierb?

@nicomoist5336

2 жыл бұрын

Unus Annus be like-

@jw5386

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicomoist5336 memento mori

@blue_leader_5756

2 жыл бұрын

There’s probably some convoluted German word for it

@martjanamoon1785

2 жыл бұрын

@@blue_leader_5756 I´d call it "urplötzliche Beklemmung"

This feels like an indie horror short you'd find at a film festival.

@EKimatH

3 жыл бұрын

It is

@ptilonist

3 жыл бұрын

An indie horror... jort...

@ryanlee2935

3 жыл бұрын

Now I want Brian and Karen to go all the way and make that short! (that's as long as a short film! in their style! it'd be GREAT!)

@johngreenaway1472

3 жыл бұрын

You mean like the Austin Film festival?

@mostlybaton1696

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean an Inddie horror jort

BDG walked out looking like a 70s cult leader and we all stepped up to follow him.

@trueaidooo

5 жыл бұрын

He is our god now

@TsubasaVampire

5 жыл бұрын

@@trueaidooo has he truely replaced sonic?

@grzeg_

5 жыл бұрын

i’ve asked my friend before this comment if they want to start a cult of him

@disappointed2764

5 жыл бұрын

SnowFoxSpirit it really be like that sometimes

@Y2kep

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Curtis from The Children Of The Mirror? Cause that's what this reminds me of

Imagine how much scarier this would've been if it was made after all the sad clown paintings went up in the hallway.

@red_revival

4 жыл бұрын

I really wish I hadn't imagined that

@onnopleaseno649

4 жыл бұрын

oh ... you are the bastard man?

@kassowary8673

3 жыл бұрын

that is kevin punt

@Sompursone

3 жыл бұрын

@@kassowary8673 He married and changed his last name. It all makes sense now!

@kivzzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Why is everyone so scared of clowns?

"Step 1E: Fear- **sudden scene change** " **shivers** This video demonstrates how important video editing can be.

@aurele2989

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. I love the transition there.

@godoy_

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

3:38 “i can’t believe my eyes, I’ve got some jeans around my thighs” The jeans are singing his song, they really did appreciate what Brian has done and are coming to give him a hug, nothing could possibly be wrong here

@theoldzoeyaccount

3 жыл бұрын

lit up the world as i fell asleep

@Dezignfuzion

2 жыл бұрын

@@theoldzoeyaccount ‘cuz they fill the open air

@josieuwu9636

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dezignfuzion and leave teardrops everywhere

@owlgryffin5685

2 жыл бұрын

oh my god i went back and turned up the volume- the background music is a warped version of the jeans song and that makes it a thousand times more terrifying-

@yogangstudios5715

2 жыл бұрын

@@josieuwu9636 you’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare

Words cannot describe the visceral fear that shot up my spine when the jeans started running in the dark

@greg98

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing prepares you for it regardless of how many times you see it

@knifesketball

3 жыл бұрын

what about the painting that repeatedly shows up

@greg98

3 жыл бұрын

@@knifesketball hold on WHAT

@politecat8802

3 жыл бұрын

Greg, there is a painting of a blue chair with a green background that seems to move with Brian. I saw it on a couple different walls and a door.

@greg98

3 жыл бұрын

@@politecat8802 I mean I noticed after going back to check, but I genuinely appreciate your help anyway.

I followed these steps exactly. I now have 5 corpses in my room and all i can hear are the voices, but damn, are these jorts comfy

@setboundarieskindly

5 жыл бұрын

That's how you know you did it right

Fun fact: The rythm of the song was Brian's heartbeat this whole time

@shsltrash6685

3 жыл бұрын

omg ive never realised, it actually corresponds to the emotions and stress in the scene

@Multibe150

2 жыл бұрын

So Brian straight up dies at the end?

@Itsgriffeys

2 жыл бұрын

End credit, no rhythm dance scene definitely suggests a post-death vision

Thats a very healthy cat Brian: "get along" Cat: *thump*

Ive found myself saying "step 1.e - fear" at random points

@kilo3989

3 жыл бұрын

I am excited for this to become part of my vocabulary, in addition to "And you can too! Why don't you join me?"

@justarandomperson345

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, same! It’s so strange

@chs9999

3 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomperson345 it's almost as if the jeans are taking over

Unfortunate that I can sit through one of today’s horror movies with only minor discomfort, but a video about making jorts on the internet managed to activate my fight or flight response. Hollywood should take notes

@godisdead4416

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this is one of the more terrifying things I’ve seen

@1018monty

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly though. I love horror movies and jumpscares never get me, but there was something about this video that just wigged me out

@sagecolvard9644

4 жыл бұрын

@@1018monty was it that almost every scene in his house has the same painting in the background, even though the camera moves, so it has to be on different walls?

@jasono8783

4 жыл бұрын

@@sagecolvard9644 what the fuck

@swaggerfran3653

4 жыл бұрын

the best part is that the main character is a pair of jeans

The **thwack** of his cat hitting the ground is underrated

@libertyprime5777

3 жыл бұрын

"Get along !" **Nuclear explosion in the distance**

@TheNitpickChick

Жыл бұрын

For real though. That loud ass **THUD** never fails to make me cackle. 😆

"the words are quiet but the implications are loud" is my favorite line in the video and makes me shiver

he sacrificed his hair to the gods and in return got the mustache.

@HelloBrothersGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Why trade something so powerful for something so cursed??

@Rioty1

5 жыл бұрын

His Jorts foretold that it was a trade that must be done

@cractor6307

5 жыл бұрын

@@HelloBrothersGaming he was sorcerer and now he is a warlock

@jonas1015119

5 жыл бұрын

@@HelloBrothersGaming young gods wrath

@instantnoob

5 жыл бұрын

god I'll miss that hair

Went from polygon twink to college prof that did LSD in the 80s

@oceanman_8370

5 жыл бұрын

He was always that

@eternal8song

5 жыл бұрын

the duality of man

@vampiire_bat

5 жыл бұрын

he's both

@BananaFaceB

5 жыл бұрын

im calling the police.

@alephnole7009

5 жыл бұрын

He's become Ned Flanders

I rewatched that "Be your own boss" video today and saw a comment comparing this to that video. I must have fucking repressed my memories of this video because before I rewatched it today I could have sworn this was just a normal, semi-joking DYI video. Nope. This is definitely a precursor to that video, and may well be the first cinematic installment in the BDGSHCU: Brian David Gilbert Surrealist Horror Cinematic Universe.

@_pitako

2 жыл бұрын

I can't properly express how funny it is that you repressed the horror aspect of this video

@Duckolium

2 жыл бұрын

i thought this was just a joke diy vid too i literally didnt remember a bit of horror

@liyre4189

2 жыл бұрын

@@Duckolium no way that makes three of us!

@ninjathis3009

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot step 1.e. Please proceed to step 1.f. *Hide.*

@iamtheradicalleft3608

2 жыл бұрын

In this video, Brian is looking for a job. Do with this information what you wish

I've seen this at least ten times and I'm only now realizing the painting of the blue chair in nearly every indoor shot is a reference to the work of Alan Resnick.

@thelastdonut5400

3 жыл бұрын

I think the whole thing is really. Like the video itself is not only a "turtorial" that goes off the rails but theres tons of little creepy easter eggs and weirdly phrased dialouge that are also big aspects of Alan's videos. I dont think

@RinzlerHoC8

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing as Alan is based out of Baltimore, and BDG is originally from Baltimore.... there may be a fond connection there, if not hometown inspiration.

@seemsfishy23

2 жыл бұрын

Would you mind elaborating on this? I looked him up and even watched a few short clips but I can’t find anything that references this particular genius move

@MarkusManon

2 жыл бұрын

God it's true!

@snorlax42

2 жыл бұрын

It does really have Live Forever As You Are Right Now vibes!

i’m crafting and accidentally cut my hand and my first thought was “Do Not Bleed On The Jeans.”

@lulwsam864

4 жыл бұрын

did you bleed on the jeans. did yo u

@reigenarataka5589

4 жыл бұрын

you didn’t bleed on the jeans though? anything but the jeans. do not bleed on the jeans.

@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325

3 жыл бұрын

don’t cry

@naiknaik8812

3 жыл бұрын

are you alive

@blueninja012

3 жыл бұрын

@@naiknaik8812 I- I don't think they are

And just what are you going to do with all that power? Step 3: Jort a boy

@lemon5879

5 жыл бұрын

Sir how it feels like to be the funniest person on this planet

@sirpineapple2486

5 жыл бұрын

But what step is the Jort Boy Redux?

@mmashsouth4337

5 жыл бұрын

Freon Silas Lonely

@BearJoyner00

5 жыл бұрын

According to a multitude of replies to a comment I made, step 3 is bleed on the jorts.

@Ryocniel

5 жыл бұрын

Step 4: flex those jorts

I just noticed that he starts the first scene with long pants, but by 0:17 they have magically transformed into jorts

@maerafinn6776

3 жыл бұрын

Woah

@unfortunatepineapple9922

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this video like 7 times and I somehow never noticed this fact

@StraveTube

3 жыл бұрын

JORTS WIZARDRY

@candiidoggii1360

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit theres so many details i didnt notice

@clovelikethespice

Жыл бұрын

That’s just because he’s so good at jorting

Its really quite impressive that Brian managed to create more effective horror and tension in a 4 minute skit about fucking jorts than the majority of horror movies can in hours of runtime and with multi-million dollar budgets.

"Step 1 e): fear" is going in my fav quotes list without any context

@RatherWatchThemSA

5 жыл бұрын

I read this just as he said it and I jumped.

@alanfuentes6214

5 жыл бұрын

He was so scared that his glasses teleported

instructions unclear, got possessed by sentient denim

@tiagotozo811

4 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't have bled on it :/

@kill_psyfurr

4 жыл бұрын

Then the instructions were perfectly clear

@Husku_

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS WHY YOU CANT BLEED ON THE JEANS NOW THE GIRAFFES WILL STEAL YOUR TOES DANG IT

@acbonbe7059

4 жыл бұрын

No you fool perfectly clear instructions you just were not skilled enough or prepared for the dire consequences of the jort creation process.

@johnb3587

4 жыл бұрын

Sound like we need a scissor blade

It's been a year since I first saw this video and the words "a jean jorted before its time" pops into my head more frequently than what could be reasonably expected of it.

His videos are an incredible demonstration of how to use technology to inspire fear-the weird editing in this one, the data moshing in "be your own boss", the rewinding in the camcorder one. I'm taking notes

bdg grew his hair out just so he could cut it off and craft the trimmings into a bespoke moustache

I never thought I'd describe a pair of jeans as Lovecraftian but here we are.

@Rachel-xf3op

5 жыл бұрын

Jovecraftian

@rawovunlapin8201

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rachel-xf3op *Jortcraftian. Jovecraftian is obviously what sci-fi horror looked like before electricity was the norm.

@ctoagn2178

5 жыл бұрын

don’t compare that man’s mere scribbling on pages to the forever eldritch horror of the jorts. he is but a human. to think that an author could ever be compared to the horrible, fearsome, pure jorts would be blasphemy of the highest degree. the man you know as lovecraft is but a pawn in the shadowy arms of the jorts. he is a link between words, where the all powerful jorts may warn us mere mortals to repent, or suffer.

@someone9331

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Jortcraftian makes so much sense cuz he's literally crafting them i-

Cecil Baldwin's voice: this ad was brought to you by Old Navy

When he said “listen to the jeans” my alarm went off.

@mikaroni_and_cheez

3 жыл бұрын

The jeans are listening

I just noticed the distorted whispering during fear is the “I’ve got jeans around my thighs” song

@tobysinbad

4 жыл бұрын

Mars Bar the LEVELS it’s fucking shakespearian

@a.m.hofmeister725

4 жыл бұрын

Disjorted

@soupgoose7453

4 жыл бұрын

God! That made listening to that section so much worse!

@user-ym7rp9qb8d

4 жыл бұрын

recycling

@sleepwalk-huh

4 жыл бұрын

THIS COMMENT MADE ME GO BACK TO THE FEAR SECTION WITH MY VOLUME TURNED UP AND THE DOOR SLAM KILLED ME. ALSO IT'S SO DISTORTED AND TERRIFYING AGHGHG

a brief summary: 1. choose the jeans 1a. practice on the jeans 1b. reminisce with the jeans 1c. respect the jeans 1d. listen to the jeans 1e. fear the jeans 2. cut the jeans

@Otamatone69

3 жыл бұрын

Ah my daily routine

@theguythatdraws7392

3 жыл бұрын

@@Otamatone69 Yup nothing like a good horror movie to start the day

@Otamatone69

3 жыл бұрын

@@theguythatdraws7392 That’s only when fear the jeans for any horror, other than that I respect and listen to the jeans Also what do you mean “start” the day? this is all of my day.

@theguythatdraws7392

3 жыл бұрын

@@Otamatone69 wow bro thats deep

@Otamatone69

3 жыл бұрын

@@theguythatdraws7392 not really

I took me so many viewings to notice, but the sounds whispered through the apartment by the jeans in step 1E: Fear is the same song he serenaded the jeans with earlier.

only rewatching this did i realise that the jeans are already moving and shifting in the background of 1:19, right after the blood-spill

@MrSignman65

Жыл бұрын

holy shit

@Kenpokid4

Жыл бұрын

That's the cat

@sapphis_lazuli

Ай бұрын

i thought that was the cat but now i'm so horribly uncertain

Instructions not clear, I killed five men and the jeans are taking over.

@esper6119

4 жыл бұрын

Time for step 2

@ShuraEssays

4 жыл бұрын

But you didn't get blood on them right? That would be most unfortunate.

@unfortunatelyswagged6226

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShuraEssays Indeed, one cannot stress that point enough. The consequences are dire.

@blouiaie

4 жыл бұрын

The Jeans Do Not Forget.

@scienceme9794

3 жыл бұрын

I TOLD YOU, ANAKIN! THE JEANS ARE TAKING OVER!

the moustache only increases his twinkness also he looks like a 80s cult leader and im willing to follow

@nerdygayboi

5 жыл бұрын

The moustache is a tragedy

@gavincarle3063

5 жыл бұрын

I'm in

@gabriellewiggins2605

5 жыл бұрын

THE CULT OF JORTS

@whosmaya666

5 жыл бұрын

@@nerdygayboi it's no gesamtkunswerk

3:09 I'd like to acknowledge how wonderfully this was edited

Jort storm really put this on my recommendations

@louzo5175

11 ай бұрын

its some call of cthulu shit of wait, it really was fortold in the song at jearth part

I wasn’t sure if Brian was serious about the mustache but he sure was

@MrsTold

5 жыл бұрын

He sure was, my dude, and it clouldnt be more glorious

As a poor person, the scariest thing is that he considers a one-year pair of jeans "well lived"

@sleepingdragons57

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not even poor but I'll wear the same jeans for 5 years.

@Nikapocalypse

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepingdragons57 try since 9th grade (I'm now 27).

@vimtheprotogen2855

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nikapocalypse I'm only 4 years behind that. As long as the knee holes aren't obnoxious, I keep wearing them

@Nikapocalypse

3 жыл бұрын

@@vimtheprotogen2855 why are you hearing your jeans? DID YOU GET BLOOD ON THEM?!

@chiggomckekllecuck5117

3 жыл бұрын

Yup buy jeans wear through cold season. Jort when it gets too hot. Repeat next year

what a masterpiece, can't believe I've seen this because of jort storm

@rollon7552

Жыл бұрын

same 😭

@sapphis_lazuli

Ай бұрын

either you serenade your jeans with it, or jortstorm (the character) is the product of too many bloodied jorts.

If there is one thing i know about bdg, it's that somewhere on his hard drive there is a full 2 + minutes love song to his jeans.

The scariest part of this is that his moustache is actually real

@toasthead

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@morningradio3116

5 жыл бұрын

NO THEY CANNOT BE

@Kaizo107

5 жыл бұрын

You spelled "best" wrong.

@Lifesizemortal

5 жыл бұрын

shut your mouth, its beautiful!

@olliefischer

5 жыл бұрын

i dunno, man, the longer i watched the video, the more i was okay with bdg having a moustache now

Bdg: get along Cat: *_wHUMP_*

@SoGothImDead

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed the hardest at this part

@GEEthridge

4 жыл бұрын

Zuko is a barbarian

@TealZero

4 жыл бұрын

@@GEEthridge correction: *THE* Barbarian.

This was the first Jort Storm

jort storm

everybody gangsta till the jeans start walkin

@emmakeyes1097

5 жыл бұрын

hyperactiv that’s when the screaming starts

@PokeAndDestroy

5 жыл бұрын

*future jorts

@cecedawkins4454

5 жыл бұрын

Emma Keyes imagine reading this without context

@emmakeyes1097

5 жыл бұрын

cece dawkins see that makes it a solid 2% funnier

Imagine just being on the beach, trying to enjoy a nice day with your family, when this man frolicks by, affectionately holding a pair of jeans

@xamimox7971

Жыл бұрын

The only response to this, of course, is to frolic along with him.

@ethanarch

Жыл бұрын

Honestly would probably be the least weird thing to happen on Coney Island Beach on any particular day 😅

This was the first ever video from mr briam that I ever watched. It led me down a wonderful rabbit hole and I must say that my life has significantly improved, not because of the jorts, but instead because of the jorts

I've watched this video probably 11 times, and this is the very first time I noticed the skull at 0:56

"Get along!" - he exclaims to this absolute unit of a cat before it brings down the force of God onto the floor below.

@arcchimera1112

4 жыл бұрын

*thunk*

@averagesnail5437

3 жыл бұрын

cat

The fact that this is listed under Howto & Style is just *chef's kiss*

since listening to Jort Storm, I've fallen into this rabbit hole of jorts arts...

“Do not bleed on the jeans” Me, a girl: well damn.

@thekodex1186

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@marleybonestheiii2195

2 жыл бұрын

Well... Cra- *gets violently murdered by jeans*

@Nina-wh6hb

2 жыл бұрын

I am right now on my period And I have not thought about this Please make sure all blood is cleared and away from the jeans Wait there’s a Jean emoji I am scared 👖

i can't believe it took me this long to notice that the painting keeps moving

@RatOfTheWoods

3 жыл бұрын

& it's a blue chair!!

@gummysnacksandknives9229

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice until you pointed it out

@bradenmeyer7465

3 жыл бұрын

Which painting?

@RatOfTheWoods

3 жыл бұрын

@@bradenmeyer7465 The blue chair

@Soup_of_goop

3 жыл бұрын

@@bradenmeyer7465 the one with the blue chair that is in almost every shot

Did he grow a moustache for the express purpose of making this video?

@legoduckie

5 жыл бұрын

God I hope so

@ecogeek234

5 жыл бұрын

No but also yes.

@Cheesemongle

5 жыл бұрын

clearly, yes

@crowspeaches5123

5 жыл бұрын

TheVacantProfessor I hope so. He looks like hipster Freddy Mercury.

@CallaSoreon

5 жыл бұрын

If you keeps it I hope he styles it like Dorian from Dragon Age.

Is no one going to mention that when he lifts up the jeans at 0:55 there's a skull underneath them?

@wherethefrickismygoat7161

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I never noticed that. Amazing

Someone needs to send this to charlie ASAP

bdg is accepting his final form...80's jazzercise trainer

@melonball9927

5 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume this is even his final form

@snoopynwoodstock99

5 жыл бұрын

@@melonball9927 true, he is too powerful

if this isnt nominated for best short film at the oscars next year, im gonna lose it

@adamgamsby4234

5 жыл бұрын

You mean the best...jort film...I'll go now.

@monkeyspice2010

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamgamsby4234 damn u took my comment....well played jort enthusiast

@thefowl5068

5 жыл бұрын

The Joscars?

@coconutblaze8169

5 жыл бұрын

Speedrun making jorts

His little dance at the end brings me so much joy

The day is humid, a looming tension lingers, as I look upon the horizon, a storm is brewing. This storm, however, is unlike any other before. The end is nigh, my friends, for coming unto us is none other than *the jort storm...*

Okay, but. Is no one going to talk about how perfect the transition to Step 1e: Fear was? He absolutely nailed the feeling of jerking awake after a nightmare with a gasp

@helloan6455

5 жыл бұрын

Soomin Kong the horror sequence was great, too. BDG is getting better at film along with his always good edits, I’m very interested in what he will do if he moves on from polygon in the next couple of years

@SunroseStudios

4 жыл бұрын

HONESTLY that bit had me legit on edge

@alexiswilliams3950

4 жыл бұрын

literally it was so impressive i went back and watched it a couple of times

@pemo2676

4 жыл бұрын

He probably just had someone there to turn off the lights (cut slightly) and then he got up lmao

@stevierose8749

4 жыл бұрын

Legasov his shirt was changed and his glasses were off. Two completely different takes.

“get along now” **drops cat heavily**

@arcchimera1112

4 жыл бұрын

Or as I like to call it, the *THUNK*

@SjorsHoukes

3 жыл бұрын

Heavily? That’s just the sound a cat makes when it lands on the floor.

@shockofthenew

3 жыл бұрын

@@SjorsHoukes to be fair, Zuko is a chonky boy so he makes a louder thunk than most.

@thoop6795

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah 75% of my cats love to be picked up but actually get mad when you just l o w e r Them to the ground, so we just drop them as gently as possible.

@franny6221

3 жыл бұрын

@@thoop6795how many cats do you have?

This is still my favorite psychological thriller ever made.

AHHHHHH- I just realized something while binge watching BDG videos. So, in the emails shown at the beginning, they appear to be written by his ex-wife, named Sandra. And in the Buy My Bed video, he shows you a birthmark that spells out Sandra. Maybe these two videos are connected somehow? Or it could be completely irrelevant, I’m just gonna go take a nap.

instructions unclear; i made sheans

@marshalinehamismother

5 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear, I Jeaned my sports

@ParadoxGavel

5 жыл бұрын

You must send them to Planet Shean. It is their home now.

@birdwithlemonade256

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no I made short shorts

@FreshGirl3000

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@filipemartinho1753

4 ай бұрын

Amateur mistake, sheans are clearly inferior way to jorts, as sheans are simply short jeans, while the superior jort are jean shorts

but what do you do when the pre-jorts are trying to wrestle the scissors out of your hand? please answer quickly.

@somestupidbaboon2783

4 жыл бұрын

Step 1. Create a ⅘ circle on the ground of blood, nail clippings, (toe or finger, doesn't matter as long as they are yours. But once you select a limb to take the nails from, stay with it.) Make sure the ⅘ circle is large enough so you can stand in it. Step 1a. When the pants come to you at around 3:14 am to 4:58 am they will try to slide through the gap in the circle. The amount of blood and other dna will slow it down, grab the legs. Step 2. Cut the jeans

@maniacstarfish7155

4 жыл бұрын

Lynch Me Logan but be careful not to spill blood on the jeans. That would have dire consequences

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

@@somestupidbaboon2783 *Do not get blood on the jeans.* We cannot stress this enough.

@TaliusValius

4 жыл бұрын

@@logicaloverdrive8197 The 'we' part is horrifying to me for some reason.

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

@@TaliusValius *Never get blood on the jeans, WE CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.*

After rewatching this many times, I've only just now noticed the moving jeans in that background at 1:20

@brandondarnell1150

3 жыл бұрын

Jeff Gentile just his cat i’m pretty sure

this will surely help with the jort storm coming up

Macbeth scene where Lady Macbeth can’t wash imagined blood off her hands < the scene in this video with Brian can’t wash out blood from his jorts

@spoop4967

3 жыл бұрын

or perhaps the jeans themselves are alive and are bleeding

@naresu

3 жыл бұрын

@@spoop4967 and it's alive because he got blood on the jeans

@LocutusBorgOf

3 жыл бұрын

"Will Neptune's great ocean wash this blood from my Jeans? No, these will rather make the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the blue one red" (I did it from memory, don't judge)

i’ve made a mistake. i bled on the jorts. they’ve begun to scream with a ferocity that only be matched by mating koalas. my family is crying. my crops are failing. please brian, benevolent god of jorts, save me

@ctoagn2178

5 жыл бұрын

Hannah Moore there is no escape. you are forever doomed. the jorts have spoken, and you have not heeded their words. now, now you must learn. jorts are one. jorts are all. jorts are everything.

@left8277

5 жыл бұрын

This reads like a Welcome to Nightvale excerpt

@Izolus

5 жыл бұрын

Always remember Step 1e. For that is all you can do now young one. Never forget that step, never forget. I am so sorry.

@oliversharpe158

5 жыл бұрын

You have committed the cardinal sin and you shall suffer the consequences

@MajesticCabbage

5 жыл бұрын

you've made a mistake, but you can fix it today. IF YOU JUST FOCUS ON THE NOTES THAT YOU DONT -- PLaAaaAY

I find it funny that the emails at the beginning were from Sandra, a name that he made a joke about having as a birthmark in the video "buy my bed"

i cant imagine how confused people were to see him traveling with a pair of jeans

This is some A-tier psychological horror that I haven't seen since "This House has People in it".

@fealca1622

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. Very Adult Swim Infomercials vibes

@AdamGrier

5 жыл бұрын

This led me down a frightening rabbit whole.

@CodfishJoe

5 жыл бұрын

I, too, was getting some light Alan Resnick vibes

@scrungybingus285

5 жыл бұрын

Considering that blue chair painting that keeps jumping around in every shot, I definitely think the Resnick influence was intentional

@mangomaking

5 жыл бұрын

these jorts have blood in them

bdg is truly the lady macbeth of the jean world

@annak9096

5 жыл бұрын

what, will these jorts ne'er be clean?

Brian David Gilbert is my favourite surrealist comedy-horror filmmaker.

There is a Jort Storm brewing

Hey uh i dont understand why he emphasized the "no bleeding" rule so much, but while making a knitted sweater i accidentally stabbed my finger, but the jeans happened to be nearby an

@elbowsbuns1896

3 жыл бұрын

@Hal Moore f

@jacksonmair4101

3 жыл бұрын

f

@SwirlyPinwheel

3 жыл бұрын

F

@NerdySweets3

3 жыл бұрын

f

@sleepysenpai35

3 жыл бұрын

F

As a kid, I was afraid of the Dr. Seuss book "The Pale Green Pants with Nobody inside them"... That fear has been brought back to the light, the fear of *pants.*

@sagecolvard9644

4 жыл бұрын

That's why this hits me the way it does! Thank you! I had forgotten that story.

@francesatty7022

3 жыл бұрын

I was scared of that story too!!

@willowmarie218

3 жыл бұрын

YES!! The pants running in the dark reminded me of that book so viscerally

@donkthekongjr4670

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes, that one was terrifying

It's time. It's time to get good at jorts.

so this is where it began... the first jort testing facility... the jortex must have been created here

For some reason I expected this to be a normal "how to" video. Maybe with a silly song. I don't know why I thought that was a realistic expectation

thanks brian for re-instilling in me the sheer terror of dr seuss's "pants with nobody in them" book, a good twenty years after reading that book scarred my fragile child's mind

@dreeraven5838

5 жыл бұрын

cj THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THAT I FEARED THAT I HAD LOST MY SANITY LIKE THAT POOR BEAR CREATURE

@mitchellprice5586

5 жыл бұрын

i had reoccurring nightmares bc of that shit!!

@triantafelidesfox8344

5 жыл бұрын

I WAS TERRIFIED OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS FOR A GOOD 7 YEARS AND I HAD A HARD TIME ENJOYING ANY SEUSSERY FOR A WHILE I’M SO GLAD IM NOT ALONEE

@charlottewindmill1961

5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU THAT STORY WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING

@thepip3599

5 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING OF THAT STORY THE WHOLE TIME TOO!! Also why are we all shouting?

I’d just like to say that there is a direct reference to this video in the Rusty Quill podcast Stellar Firma, in episode 59. It’s so fucking amazing, man.

The elders foretold OF A FASHION SO BOLD

Why isn’t anyone talking about how the painting of the blue chair keeps showing up in frame and is definitely a nod to Alan Resnick’s horror short films?

@ShuraEssays

4 жыл бұрын

That's assuming this isn't a horror short film

@JB-ku7uz

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this feels like a Wham City thing

@a_d7366

4 жыл бұрын

@@JB-ku7uz Alan tutorial anyone?

@maagnatism678

4 жыл бұрын

@@a_d7366 i was just thinking this

@shumeiyang1024

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking!! I didn't assume it was a reference though bc im not sure how well known alantutorials is

I was honestly scared during the 1.E fear segment. That is of course until the jeans started walking. I was delighted by that wonderful moment.

@bluejayrobinfinch

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangster till the jeans start walkin

@jadelaidlaw9382

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I cracked up at seeing the jeans running out like that lol

Random topic but recently I've been using subtitles and captions more often as they help me focus on and intake media, and the properly timed and accurate captions that BDG uses are a freaking delight.

2:23 This has great Welcome to Nightvale vibes

I just want to say this is the first Brian David Gilbert video my boyfriend ever made me watch and it took me another several months before I would let him show me another one.

@enzldavaractl8345

3 жыл бұрын

have you watched the dances moving series

@JessicaEliza

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@abbydekker678

3 жыл бұрын

My boyfriend tortures me with these

@sapphoanna

3 жыл бұрын

Have you accepted BDG into your life now?

@SupaMegable

3 жыл бұрын

@@sapphoanna of course. He comes to me at night and haunts my dreams. As he should.

bdg looks like if hot men were a real thing and not a lie made up by anime companies to sell more anime

@zieellingham7297

5 жыл бұрын

That anime

@blue-lf1po

5 жыл бұрын

Did you mean bdg is a JoJo's character

@BananaFaceB

5 жыл бұрын

why did you make me read this . . we are stragers to eachother i could never have wronged you in such a way to provoke this ,, why......

@rinalds637

5 жыл бұрын

This is the truest thing I have ever read.

@doggy_ebooks

5 жыл бұрын

bl ue JortJort's Bizarre Adventure

As terrifying and therefore great 2:15 is as a sign of mental decay is, I did something similar about a month ago, but damn, it can be easy not to notice things like that when focused on something else.

this video is a real JORT STORM

Hey Brian, not to be dramatic, but this is actually a cinematic masterpiece. I’ve watched this at least 5 times. I’ve shown it to my family twice. I notice something new every time I see it. Absolutely fantastic you funky goblin man.

@mejhdhhicbfshihids652

4 жыл бұрын

Jayden Apollo that last bit caught me off guard

@sumote1947

4 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean, this is like the 5th time I watched this and I only now noticed that there is the same painting in every scene where he is in his house.

@Ritwika-Saha

4 жыл бұрын

@@sumote1947 oh my god

@mystaee2914

4 жыл бұрын

and the skull at 0:56 is unexplainably terrifying

@Husku_

4 жыл бұрын

Mystaee oh hec it is

this is my first time watching this dude and i was expecting a genuine tutorial on making jorts. im scared

@amycraig4024

5 жыл бұрын

You should watch Week In Revue on polygon. He and Jenna did a really peppy rap about gaming news each week last year from January to April. Lots of good music and rhymes

@robinsea

5 жыл бұрын

Watch unraveled too (also on polygons channel)

2:31 this.... This sent shivers down my spine, I rewound to get the time stamp and it happened again, this video holds too much spook for jorts

JORT STROM THE JORT STORM’S COMING JORTS! JORT STORM ITS A CATTORGORY 5