Me chugging down a cup of coffee made from two packets of Nescafe's instant coffee: *c o o l*

@impracticalnuke

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbygetsbanned6049 My brother in Christ it was the cheapest option.

@DevAndVic2022

Жыл бұрын

@@impracticalnuke the ONLY option. Just pour sugah in it like a madman

@dragonsaige

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbygetsbanned6049 poor guy gets his coffee from a store unlike me who grows his coffee beans myself, then harvests and roasts it everyday, adds chemically distilled caffeine into it and then has my morning coffee amirite

@dhruvshah7112

Жыл бұрын

​@@impracticalnuke Which is why he called you poor :P

@AvNox.

Жыл бұрын

Emergency Nescafe 3+1,you just dump whole 2 packs and pour water over it,works like a charm

Most coffee enthusiasts online give off such a snobby and greater than thou vibe

@FFKonoko

Жыл бұрын

Why do you feel like they are greater than thou? Don't you value the things you can do instead? 😉

@Slate398

Жыл бұрын

A lot of these videos treat it like there's only one way to make a cup of coffee. The funniest part is that a lot of coffee tips, hardly ever make a difference in flavour. I feel it's just more to do about the process, i.e I enjoy hand grinding over an electrical grinder, but despite being told otherwise, I don't notice a difference in taste or quality from either option. As someone who loves coffee enough to essentially make it a hobby, the only factors that truly matter are the beans, freshness, and what roast you want.

@Sageofthe16

Жыл бұрын

heh..

@nurhazbiyshaffan1021

Жыл бұрын

no, it's not, it's because you have low confidence or you get irritated at every little thing others say. nothing he said makes you lower than him, and instant coffee and specialty coffee are just that different. I can't barely enjoy instant coffee but never mock anyone when they prefer it. thing is, it looks like you are saying to yourself. you make coffee enthusiasts look smug and irritating.

@mwara2444

Жыл бұрын

When I was a chef I also went part-time in the day at a coffee shop. Achieving a great cup of coffee was so satisfying and that caramel color to get it perfect every time. It's also like the saying, insanity is doing the same thing over and over again. Expecting different results.

I'm not even a coffee enthusiast but this videos are relaxing as hell dude

@Chew233

6 ай бұрын

Fr there more complicated than tea ones as well

Hehe poooppy cofey

@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ominousbottleoflube

Жыл бұрын

This insanely true

@blockhead0309

Жыл бұрын

I don't need espresso cause I'm not addicted bro I just drink it all the time because I like it bro I mean at least I'm not doing heroin or something bro like why won't you just Let People Enjoy Things™ bro

@zhangbill1194

Жыл бұрын

Damn people are passionate and serious about things that they truly enjoy, who would have guessed?

@Eastern-Asia

Жыл бұрын

@@blockhead0309 bro

“Ew, was this coffee roasted in March?”

@ncrranger6327

Жыл бұрын

"This coffee looks soooo disgustingggg" better than any I had in months

@fatimascrying

Жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF TOO, THANK YOU

@danialrafid

Жыл бұрын

Pretentious privileged ahh

@jaek__

Жыл бұрын

@@ncrranger6327 nice name and pfp

@XXavierSin-XXs

Жыл бұрын

That's the first thing that came to mind.

I thought he was gonna say "this is the reason you get no bitches" at the beginning 💀💀

@lakraknjeprak2536

Жыл бұрын

dude.. i'm barista and i got no bitches 😂

@minineji7050

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@solomunchkin

Жыл бұрын

Bro I- 💀💀😂

@abyssstrider2547

Жыл бұрын

@@lakraknjeprak2536 Impossible.

@lemonjuice6715

Жыл бұрын

@@abyssstrider2547 absolutely impossible

"If your coffee is bad, just buy fresh beans from a premium brand at a high price." ...I'll just take a cup of folgers and be on my way, thank you.

@OwenL2020

5 ай бұрын

He said espresso, not just coffee. -- Folgers makes a fine drip. Probably. I wouldn't know, I don't drink that shit.

@xdEddie_Edgy

5 ай бұрын

​@OwenL2020 we get it your life is worthless

@jaye7898

4 ай бұрын

lol 😂

@eddywashere3391

2 ай бұрын

Nah I drink Maxwell house or Chock full O nuts

@harrywatson2694

Ай бұрын

theres a price for quality

I love how guys just have their own unique hobbys, my friend is a “frag head” loves to collect colognes and fragrances has over 100 bottles in his collection he always smells good even to the smallest occasions

@leepikdude

6 ай бұрын

make them use it all at the same time, see how he smells

@prawtism

Ай бұрын

Is his name Jeremy?

@Hosenanzugtasche

26 күн бұрын

Collecting is such a sad hobby imo. At least put some effort into things. So many people are just like what's described here: going through the motions with such little interest in what's even directly below the surface.

@RameshKumar-el4su

25 күн бұрын

So how should we ideally be pursuing our hobbies? ​@@Hosenanzugtasche

I was just scrolling through shorts when I suddenly got _personally attacked for a skill I don't even utilise._

@Ninjapizza8247

Жыл бұрын

Same, I don't even like coffee either, it smells and tastes terrible and people act like it's better than ambrosia or some sh*t like that

@oopdascoop

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ninjapizza8247 wtf is ambrosia?

@merica9134

Жыл бұрын

​@@oopdascoop Its a food from certain mythologies that is supposedly eaten by the gods

@yukikanegawa7470

Жыл бұрын

​@@oopdascoop Ambrosia is the best taste you can imagine. From mythology. So it tastes different for everyone.

@lourila

Жыл бұрын

@@Ninjapizza8247 true, but would be cool to make it to other just to smug « You only drink hand made coffee? Taste my coffee!»

“Jesse we need to brew”

@ownagesniper1

9 ай бұрын

Gale has entered the chat

@faridb40

9 ай бұрын

JESSEEE! JESSE!!

@LionellRafer-uy9po

8 ай бұрын

Yeah mr white! Coffee!

@juancoding

8 ай бұрын

Why the hell are we making meth?

@freecringestuff1551

7 ай бұрын

KZread made me rate your comment. You got a 10/10👍

one thing I learned about making a good shot could be attributed from different factors: a) right dosage b) proper tamp c) excellent calibration of the machine... of course you don't want to brew a coffee bean that has been seating on your kitchen drawer (?), you need a freshly roasted coffee beans to achieve good shot

I love how everyone in these comments doesn’t understand what a hobby is despite them all probably having one A hobby is quite literally something that is functionally entertaining that we spend money on. This guy loves his coffee. I love my YuGiOh, gaming, and music making. It doesn’t need to have any particular gain. Y’all just being mean to be mean. Plus, this guy probably knows more about coffee than most of us. Even if he ain’t a professional he still clearly knows what’s up.

@CasperTimor

Ай бұрын

People seem to have a constant fantasy of coffee nerds looking down on them and get weirdly mad about it lol

bro why tf do coffee fans think they're walter white

@TBA8o8

Жыл бұрын

Why do you think you're walter white?

@imjustkenough

Жыл бұрын

@@TBA8o8 2/10 comeback 🤡

@JokingVvave

Жыл бұрын

@@TBA8o8 🤡

@itzhikun

Жыл бұрын

@@TBA8o8 comeback is not comebacking 😭

@mfs96

Жыл бұрын

@@itzhikun lol

“If you want something better, spend more money” oh boy thanks youtube reels i didnt know that little tidbit of advice

@baka3262

Жыл бұрын

you dont need to spend more money, just dont have roasted beans sit out for too long. Meaning, if you buy whole roasted coffee beans. Use them.

@jdkarchivos

Жыл бұрын

Not important, but it’s shorts not reels

@Arekusandaa13

Жыл бұрын

@@jdkarchivos Shorts, reels; poh-tay-toh, poh-tah-toh. They're all tiktok knock-offs anyways hahaha

@AvoidTheCadaver

Жыл бұрын

A good guide is use beans a couple days after the roasting date. Then use them up within 3 weeks or so.

@D_4_C-CitationNeeded

Жыл бұрын

@@Arekusandaa13 TikTok is a vine ripoff. Don't ever disrespect vine

the anger that washed over me when he said “great puck prep”

@fortunateevil2

Жыл бұрын

I had a seizure the way he said "great puck prep"

@G81L4L

Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it - why’s everyone hating on this guy?

@berthamcdurtha8554

Жыл бұрын

​@@G81L4L he seems so snobby and annoying

@paledolphin

Жыл бұрын

Whitest thing to say, ong.

@ChaoticDarkthrones

11 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one

I was searching for the song but landed here😮‍💨

@NOTHING-uk4cw

20 күн бұрын

lol same

@DIFFERENTALEX

19 күн бұрын

Same

As a human being, if I require coffee in the morning to wake up. I won't go though a fucking 30 Minuit protocol, 5 spells that summon coffee demons. So after 212 comments I decided to edit one thing. Yes I know it doesn't take that long. No I don't have the equipment to do this. I don't even drink coffee mutch. Interesting to see how easily the coffee community is pissed of by a joke comment.

@frackert

Жыл бұрын

That's fine, use your Mr. Coffee, no one gives a shit how you do it

@karleyj9706

Жыл бұрын

💀 I make espresso in the morning by putting in the grounds, smashing it down, then adding water to make it a nice coffee. I don't need it to taste exquisite.

@tibbers3755

Жыл бұрын

Okay good for you

@trihermawan9553

Жыл бұрын

I mean, doesn't it tempting? having coffee demons every morning to fill your caffeine needs

@jacobarcher1097

Жыл бұрын

Looks like about a 5min workflow to get the espresso at max. This is a lot of effort though so is for the sort of person that wants to explore the flavours different coffees can give when turned into espresso

"gross, sad and flatout bad, nobody wants that espresso but you're gonna grimace and choke it down anyway" my brother in christ its not a dog turd or ebola it's just coffe

@magnesjberg24

Жыл бұрын

probably just placebo, shit most likely tasted the same. but pretentious people tend to fool themselves. caught in their own lies.

@BanHelsing

Жыл бұрын

@@magnesjberg24 they want to convince themselves that it's worth all that money that they poured into it

@cheskaarana6097

Жыл бұрын

​@@BanHelsing audophiles be like:

@Nezumi99

Жыл бұрын

​@@magnesjberg24 doesn't taste the same. This just shows u know NOTHING about coffe and probably still drink shit they make in Starbucks

@scootersheep2151

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I don't know why the KZread algorithm is showing me this guy a lot, but as a vinyl record enthusiast? I dig it. It's not a necessary thing at all to be doing but its a therapeutic process in of itself to be a part of when you become fascinated by the ritual some others go through for the end results

@jimmymcgarry

8 ай бұрын

"As someone with a worthless hobby that wastes money, I also appreciate other kinds of snobbery"

@harrymcberry4063

8 ай бұрын

@@jimmymcgarrythe point of life. Isn’t money it’s having a good time and if these people enjoy doing what they’re doing you don’t have to put them down and act like they’re “snobs”…

@NoTrebleHere

7 ай бұрын

@@jimmymcgarryHobbies aren’t worthless if they make you happy, that’s what a hobby is hello?

@namingisdifficult408

6 ай бұрын

@@jimmymcgarryif the only point of your hobbies is to make money, that’s a job. Not a hobby.

Coffee is a precious resource. Only keep as much as you'll use within the period you accept as fresh or use it anyway. You can adjust the flavor to make it palatable. Don't waste it.

@uncrunch398

Жыл бұрын

Savor every drop. Last I heard, it's expected to go extinct with the natural climate it can grow in later this century.

@awesomenokes

9 ай бұрын

tell that to my giant tub of Great Value coffee that I don't remember buying

Why am I watching this, I don’t even have a house

@cenofwarable

Жыл бұрын

For whatever reason this killed me. 😂

@beaurepairs9553

Жыл бұрын

💀

@xechammad4539

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO BRRRUHHHH 💀💀

@Mew0731

Жыл бұрын

Funny asf lol

@croc_moat2327

Жыл бұрын

Same lmao

You really need to have a link to the products and devices, glasses and etc… that you use. Would really be helpful in finding some of the items you showcase.

@krissk77

6 ай бұрын

Have tried checking them out.... very nice expensive to get.. he needs to put a link on how to get them.

Honestly all of the hate about the “coffee enthusiasts” is not needed, especially towards this guy. He does a great job of showing off his hobby to those who enjoy the satisfying pulls or the interesting step by step methods. He gives a lot of tips to people who may even want to start the hobby of expression making, like this video. There is no reason to hate on him so much for giving us his insight.

@Snakee423

11 ай бұрын

Nah

@kiriki4558

8 ай бұрын

The people who do that do it for hating trends. Like making "jokes" about killing furrys or mocking teenage girls for enjoying things.

@kensmith2829

7 ай бұрын

He made a video labeled "How to make a good espresso", then just says "Buy fresh beans". It deserves the hate.

@BrentKenneth

6 ай бұрын

​@@kensmith2829not really, just more like "don't use old beans"

Me watching this as someone who drinks Nescafé instant coffee with two sugars and long life milk: *interesting*

@Pokesus

Жыл бұрын

Same, and sometimes BonÀrea coffee.

@notgray88

Жыл бұрын

Nescafe Instant is the only good instant coffee. I should go buy some.

@chad3538

Жыл бұрын

Yeah true 🤣

@nanashi420

Жыл бұрын

@@notgray88 Medaglia d'Oro is my personal favorite.

@snjvbss

Жыл бұрын

I just bought a Nescafé instant dark roast for the first time. So far so good.

Coffee enthusiasts spending thousands of dollars and practicing for hundreds of hours to make a cup of coffee that tastes 12% better:

@rachel5399

Жыл бұрын

Some people like drinking coffee. An actual coffee drinker, not just your average Joe who drinks Folgers in the morning(which, is perfectly fine, you can be an average Joe who drinks Folgers because it's easier at 6am, getting ready for work, and still understand and appreciate a more delicately, more expensive cup of espresso every now and then) isn't the same as espresso. If you actually enjoy the different flavors and boldness of coffee, and don't just drink it for the caffeine, you will love the taste and much prefer the contrast to cheap coffee.

@user-jj5tq4qs7j

Жыл бұрын

@@rachel5399 bad habit

@chrisfoxwell4128

Жыл бұрын

12% is way generous.

@carlosjoyeux4722

Жыл бұрын

pc enthusiasts:😳

@icedcoldkilla

Жыл бұрын

Wait until you hear about wine

coffee drinkers making the most complicated drink known to man:

@Chadius_Thundercock

9 ай бұрын

It’s really not that hard. Mfs online try to buy the most extravagant stuff to get attention(clearly worked here) but the online really expensive part is the machine itself, the rest of the equipment can be under 80 dollars, but if you only drink coffee to get a caffeine boost, then just stick to the instant coffee or capsules, more expensive coffee machines are just a waste of time and cash if you don’t enjoy drinking coffee. I realize this sounds pretentious but that’s just the truth

@jamessimbolon3887

8 ай бұрын

@@Chadius_Thundercockyeah for the most part but I think getting into making coffee makes you more aware of your caffeine intake which is valuable. Way too many people don’t treat caffeine like a drug and drink way too much coffee every day

I searched for the song and this is what i found..😃👍

me, who just snorted three teaspoons of instant coffee: ah yes, interesting

@candylide

Жыл бұрын

Hey Julianna quick question Are you still alive?

@juliannazajda8883

Жыл бұрын

@@candylide still breathing

@candylide

Жыл бұрын

@@juliannazajda8883 Glad to hear that

@JaqueefiusJarquavius

Жыл бұрын

based

@generic8618

Жыл бұрын

@@JaqueefiusJarquavius Based reply

Not me searching up for espresso by Sabrina Carpenter and ending up in this video.

i can’t seem to make a good espresso even though my grandparents always make fresh roasted coffee beans.

*dumps folgers into my coffee maker* Now the magic starts

@drawingablankesq

Жыл бұрын

The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!

@Warmaka

Жыл бұрын

This is where the fun begins

@lord_of_war1932

Жыл бұрын

@Linh Nguyen ? What where was incest brought up

@Raikos100

Жыл бұрын

"The best part of waking up, is cocaine in your CUUUUUUUPP" -purplecrumbs

@lord_of_war1932

Жыл бұрын

@@Vestige98 1. That commercial was fucking hilarious 😂 2. I get the joke now

Lemme summarise this for peeps with no sound. "This is the reason you cant pull a good shot of espresso no matter how hard you try." "You're poor"

@Keepitsavage21

Жыл бұрын

“It smells like broke in here”

@eshbanvelez5212

Жыл бұрын

Touché

@jimbojones5083

Жыл бұрын

Wake up and smell the money Huahuahuahua

@fryloc359

Жыл бұрын

In my case its not that I'm poor, its that I don't care to know.

@Chrimp7828

Жыл бұрын

Andrew tate:

Just realised his “bad” shot of espresso is what my average shot looks like 😭😭

Thank you for highlighting this! 🙏🏻☕

"Coffee bad? Spend money on good coffee" Great advice /s

@JackSilver1410

Жыл бұрын

Spend MORE money on good coffee. Those bougie espresso machines aren't cheap. So really the only result here is that you start the day looking like a douche bag in your own home, and you're poor because you get your coffee from whole foods or some shit.

@batataverde6453

Жыл бұрын

Genius

@chiarosuburekeni9325

Жыл бұрын

right? zoomers make tik toks/shorts for the STUPIDEST, most "no shit, Sherlock" type of shit. Their generation is fully lost.

@PhysicsITGuy

Жыл бұрын

Me: "Oh, maybe I'll learn something new about making coffee!" "Old coffee bad" >.>

@briantier2814

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe how often I like the comments about a video more than the actual video itself.....even if it's a good video like this one

“You spent $5,000 on bs to make coffee at home and it still sucks”

@BaiZoo

Жыл бұрын

What is this a reference to

@SandwichGlitch

Жыл бұрын

@@BaiZoo life

@ddas7974

Жыл бұрын

Rich people

@MG-mb9fi

Жыл бұрын

God open ways for people to make income so no matter you do to make best quality coffee or tea you will not get same taste it’s more clear in tea use same tea bag best clear water most expensive teapot u will never get same as any small coffee shop

@rokpepeshogun

Жыл бұрын

@@MG-mb9fi just use a waterfilter lmao, water boils the same way, minerals get dissolved in the body also the same way

I added up the pricing of everything he uses in the video: LaColombe Kenya Sky Line beans: $21 Digital scale: ~$40 Niche coffee bean grinder: $544 Flair 58 Espresso machine and peripherals: $596 Not including taxes, shipping, and other insignificant expenses like the shot glass, spoons, etc., this cup of coffee would cost you 1,201 dollars to replicate if you didn’t have any of the equipment. Here’s how much a cup of Folger’s at my house would cost: MrCoffee coffee maker: $21 Folgers 51 classic roast: $7 Trader Joe’s brand coffee filters: $15 The difference between my cup of black coffee and his shot of espresso, no matter what you mix it in, is not worth 1,158, nor is it worth the extra 30 minutes to make.

@sergekadziolka4722

9 ай бұрын

Sorry for this amount. Cast iron fry pan and stir the green coffee beans during 20 minutes to medium or dark roast. Let it rest 12 hours before to grind them, for regular coffee or French press or espresso . The smell and taste of it is awesome

@justdecaffeinated

9 ай бұрын

i don't know why you spent the time to math that up when the bottom line was just "get a fresh roast"

@youtbe999

8 ай бұрын

This is a valuable comment! Kudos to you.

@owanbavis1619

8 ай бұрын

The advice was to use fresher coffee. He never says in any of his videos that his expensive equipment is neccisary. Unlike the gadgets that he showcases in his other vids, the advice he gives in this video is actually useful in getting better coffee. He never even mentioned his equipment in the video, so I don't even know why you felt the need to count up the prices, unless you had a personal gripe with him.

@lofeofsope2542

8 ай бұрын

@@owanbavis1619 i’m aware, but literally every video he mentions “if you don’t do this in the exact way i’m showing you, your coffee is worse than mine. you won’t get as good of ‘pulls’ or the flavors won’t be as interesting or blah fucking blah” this guy pisses me off, because he’s saying if you can’t shell out a grand for a fucking cup of coffee then you just can’t have access to that. its fucking coffee, he’s got a stick so far up his ass, it’s rubbing up against his patella.

I searched up esspreso by sabrina carpenter and this poped up 😭😭😭

@xenyz35garma21

19 күн бұрын

Fr😭😭😭

@DIFFERENTALEX

19 күн бұрын

same

"This is why you can't pull a shot of espresso" actually it's because I haven't wasted money on an espresso machine yet

@GogitoGTHD

Жыл бұрын

Based

@lakraknjeprak2536

Жыл бұрын

yeah dude, i can buy full set gaming pc and PS 5 with that espresso machine cost.

@nils-ph3zs

Жыл бұрын

*yet*

@SonOvaSon

Жыл бұрын

@@lakraknjeprak2536 I have both lol

@mustafe7510

Жыл бұрын

I got mine as a gift 😌

Me using instant coffee: imma just pretend to not be here

@lakraknjeprak2536

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 as barista i would recommend nescafe classic with indonesian robusta beans. probably the only "decent" product they have and i doubt they sell it in western countries. and hey, i started with that sh*t before buying my own coffee machine.

@No-cc1fq

Жыл бұрын

Peasant i would order 3000$ coffe everyday. Even though they taste same

@Mountain_2

Жыл бұрын

@@No-cc1fq 5 year old kids in kindergarden explaining their "future" be like:

@marc3l_99

Жыл бұрын

@@No-cc1fq u know you're dumb

@benjaminpadillaaa

Жыл бұрын

Good old sanka

If you're that awake in the morning to do all that for a shot of coffee, you don't need it

@killerblade1044

Жыл бұрын

Fax!

@inconspicuoussalad7730

Жыл бұрын

I brought all my coffee making stuff to university and I haven't used it once. The instant cappuccino packets, on the other hand...

@lidmc796

Жыл бұрын

Like a heroin addict racking up a needle

@JokerDaSmoker

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 🤣🤣

@Jane-oz7pp

Жыл бұрын

Me, drinking coffee from the moment I get out of bed until the moment I go back to it: haha yes I could totally do this for each of the 12 coffees I have on the average day, I have time for that.

Jesus christ this video clearly didn't reach the target audience. my dude is just explaining how to make a proper cup of coffee for those WHO WANT TO and didn't put anyone down. ya'll just like to complain.

@Technotoadnotafrog

9 ай бұрын

still pretentious

@AiRPasternak

9 ай бұрын

Spending 5000$ on a machine + 1000$ more for accesories just for your coffee taste 0,000001% better.. Coffee enthusiasts have a severe problem...

@stinky_abi

8 ай бұрын

yes we do cry about it 😁

@danilooliveira6580

8 ай бұрын

@@AiRPasternak its his money for his coffee and he enjoy it, not sure why you are so angry.

@owanbavis1619

8 ай бұрын

@@Technotoadnotafrog Not pretentious, you're just irationally annoyed by him and try to incorrectly use that word to justify it.

Yep. My bf and i specifically hunt coffee roasters and shops that get freshly roasted coffee in weekly and a bag or two each week. Great espresso as soon as i get the grind dialed in

@Logicalsane

4 ай бұрын

Does that taste better than nescafe instant coffee??

Bro coffee people are so pretentious😭

@WollaWinkie

Жыл бұрын

Or are you just ignorant?

@dbyspae122

Жыл бұрын

@@WollaWinkie I’m not spending thousands for a drink that tastes slightly better

@loganwalker8537

Жыл бұрын

I drink my coffee, i dont want it to taste like shit but as long as it doesnt im fine with it lol

@YaamFel

Жыл бұрын

​@@dbyspae122 The difference in taste is huge, I don't think slightly better describes it, but you can get most of that difference with just a couple hundred dollars of equipment for espresso. heck, you can do with much less if you opt for any preparation method other than espresso. most of all, it's about the art and the hobby, and if the end product tastes great, all the better. Let people enjoy things

@dbyspae122

Жыл бұрын

@@YaamFel but hundreds of dollars I don’t think is worth it

"an espresso wont cure my depresso"

@jahqwelin

Жыл бұрын

Maybe for a moment if you hyper fixate 🥰

@tranzitosu4478

Жыл бұрын

@@jahqwelin no, caffeine is not good for depression or anxiety, its the opposite

@gwapsgarcia

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@snjvbss

Жыл бұрын

Love this

@cattkin6732

Жыл бұрын

@@jahqwelin caffeine boosts anxiety. You shouldnt drink coffee when you are already stressed

Please tell us what is your setup!

Now i can drink roasted coffee than the original ones

Coffee people make coffee their entire personality lmao It has come to my attention that coffee people don't act nearly as insane as espresso people. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused, i'll try to be better in the future.

@ALT-vz3jn

Жыл бұрын

Based 😅

@Monkey.D.Pression

Жыл бұрын

Bruh fr. "Comes out looking like this" fine, gimme 5 more and I can start working

@Tiwey

Жыл бұрын

i have a espresso machine and i grind my coffee every morning. doesnt even take 2 minutes for a great cappuchino. its really good

@sarah-annecarney7552

Жыл бұрын

You use social media right? You enjoy viewing content. That doesn't make it your entire personality. Enjoying a beverage made in a certain way and sharing that content for 5 minutes, does not make up this creators entire 24 hour day. Settle down.

@Rokomarn

Жыл бұрын

​@@sarah-annecarney7552 it's their entire personality and yours too that's why you're so offended

me, uncultured in the coffee ways: "it looks the same, brown"

@ohxvvt

Жыл бұрын

I honestly was lost as hell, like is it not just liquid farts and caffeine?

That's that me espresso! 😂

@GhidorahYanXiang

2 күн бұрын

Move it up, down, left, right oh

say can’t sleep baby i know espresso

This is the reason I don't drink coffee, plain old adrenaline for being late gets me awake every time.

@HansBelphegor

Жыл бұрын

Even that hasn't been hitting right

@hrafni

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@andreichiorean4450

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, this is the best way

@jya5467

Жыл бұрын

👍

@efiniGTX

Жыл бұрын

Yea you gotta hit snooze at least 3 times

Me reheating a cup of coffe from yesterday: "wow looks great"

@fryloc359

Жыл бұрын

Just like my wife.

@silkic

Жыл бұрын

Just like my wife.

@Ozred

Жыл бұрын

Just like my wife.

@mikec4308

Жыл бұрын

thats like relighting a cigarette butt

@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233

Жыл бұрын

Ana: Eww u look poor...

It's not so much the coffee, it's how you make it. Some people make the worst coffee taste amazing, while others can't make anything of the most expensive stuff

The comment section of this man’s videos is a good example of people just needing to be overly negative on something that isn’t an issue

Look man, when it’s 6am I don’t care how my magic bean juice is made. Just as long as it gets my brain half functioning before I get to the start of my day.

@sebaschan-uwu

Жыл бұрын

Why not drink some juice or something?

@benireges

Жыл бұрын

Why not make push-ups or take a shower?

@JoHn-gi1lb

Жыл бұрын

Take a cold shower, it'll work immediately

@sheevinopalpatino4782

Жыл бұрын

You've destroyed your mind with bean juice!

@chupasmetes2347

Жыл бұрын

@@sebaschan-uwu fr eat some breakfast. what is it with these caffeine people they weird asl

"don't use shit coffee." Great advice.

@bellatordei3440

Жыл бұрын

The asian palm civet will disagree

@DigoTP_

Жыл бұрын

The "world best coffee" there's the best beans of coffee, but pooped by a bird

@mosio.2504

Жыл бұрын

@@DigoTP_ fr

@JmKrokY

Жыл бұрын

True

@Cenot4ph

Жыл бұрын

Captain obvious with an espresso machine

"I can't relate to desperation" but I'm desperate for some coffee lol

fifteen seconds in and im loling all o'er the place from this genius's wordsmithing abilities.

"Do you want to spend more money to still be tired? Drink an espresso"

@mikec4308

Жыл бұрын

you just have a bad diet and sleeping pattern. thats why youre always tired

@diliuzun

Жыл бұрын

some health problems causing that actually. if you're sleepy after drinking a coffee it can means unhealthy liver.

@Drghost1235

Жыл бұрын

@@diliuzun Not always, it can also be because of how the body reacts. I've always been unaffected by caffeine since I was a kid as an example

@axelhanne8238

Жыл бұрын

@@diliuzun its incredible how many "facts" people pull out of their asses

@diliuzun

Жыл бұрын

@@axelhanne8238 it happend to me. it's why i use 'can'. not always it's the problem. but talking to a doctor helps. ;)

I love how this short basically proves that every step other than tamping and using good coffee is purely aesthetic.

@zaryol2338

Жыл бұрын

how? you have grinding the coffee to a specific level of not too fine and not too coarse, as well as properly mixing the ground coffee in the filter before tamping.

@sayeedkizuk5822

Жыл бұрын

@@blaackberry buying espresso already ground isn't a good idea because coffe is pretty reactive and will oxidise within a couple weeks after being ground. He's right that the level of coarseness matters.

@kensmith4218

Жыл бұрын

No, the other steps help too, but the right bean is probably the most important.

@boysteacher3818

Жыл бұрын

@@bigtexuntex7825 I don't freaking need my coffee to be made like a perfect freak like you I just want to wake the f up and start the day.

@Vote_By_Mail

Жыл бұрын

Whole thing is unnecessary imo... Just drink your poopy coffee you divas 😂

I love instant coffee 💕

Imagine your caffein addiction gets so bad you have all this equipment

Homie roasted us instead of his coffee damn.

@ItzTritonCG

Жыл бұрын

Banger comment

@T3rmin4t0rN

Жыл бұрын

Underrated

@borisdorofeev5602

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

One thing that never fail to amaze me in these channels is how they make their whole personality around coffe

@chaossense5334

Жыл бұрын

is that a bad thing or smth

@TheViperkat

Жыл бұрын

@@chaossense5334 makes you come off as pretentious and no one wants to talk to you because of it. Not necessarily bad there’s just… social downsides to it

@chaossense5334

Жыл бұрын

@@TheViperkat damn. I don't even like coffee 💀

@Pinkrevenge101

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheViperkat its prob thier specialty n hobby

@lincolnv9261

Жыл бұрын

@@TheViperkat I mean, do you think of gamers as pretentious? Or engineers? Or cooks? All of these are specialized channels on YT that only talk about their thing. I think it’s entirely verbiage. When Andrew from BwB talks about cooking he shows his process, and doesn’t say “You’ll never ever make a good [insert dish] if you aren’t doing this Elementry task of buying fresh ingredients.” which is exactly what the guy in this vid did. It not a specialty or passion, it’s how kind you are showing how to improve your skill in it.

At this point bro didn’t taste coffee, he taste the atom.

I swear this is the wordy community online. I’ve never people with such superiority complex

That's crazy. *Proceeds to microwave water in a mug and dump Folgers crystals into it. *

@kbj8594

Жыл бұрын

Exactly lol

@krane15

Жыл бұрын

Burn blasphemer.

dude got roasted harder than his coffe beans

@z-beats9354

Жыл бұрын

Why is this not blowing up

@alvito7355

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Mr_Also

8 ай бұрын

@@z-beats9354because he spelt coffee wrong

@dramaybaazii

7 ай бұрын

​@@Mr_Also😂😂

@jahstri

7 ай бұрын

zip it

At this point I have expersso machine, filters, Coffee grinder, airtight container, coffee roaster, a goat which eat coffee fruits and poop out coffee beans, and coffee farm. My prep for coffee Starts 1 year ago when I want it. But trust me it's worth it.

Lol new coffee is better than old coffee. What a breakthrough!

My broke ass with my $20 Mr. Coffee machine and GV Sumatran blend: Intresting

@MK-573

Жыл бұрын

And it serves the purpose. Am from Ethiopia birth place of this coffee culture they are butchering with elitism. If it serves you, it is good enough

@mande-lorean2182

Жыл бұрын

Same here bro

@teebolt45

Жыл бұрын

Sumatera

@-steady-8215

Жыл бұрын

Imagine having a coffee machine. Me who puts my 4 cent instant coffee sachet in water and put it in microwave.

@nathancurtis4485

Жыл бұрын

Me but the 8 o'clock espresso beans from walmart

“Nobody wants that espresso” Honestly wouldn’t care. Espressos are pretty much a practical drink.

@datb0013

Жыл бұрын

espresso isn't a practical drink. if you want to treat it that way all power to you, if it works it works. espresso tastes awesome and can absolutely be enjoyed slowly if done right, just depends on how much effort you put in.

@nuansd

Жыл бұрын

Espresso's an expensive specialty drink -- why not just make drip coffee or moka pot if you're going for just practical?

@kenji214245

Жыл бұрын

@@nuansd espresso is essentially a warm energy drink. It mainly uses the cheaper high caffeine beans and was originally something workers drank to get a boost.

@nuansd

Жыл бұрын

@@kenji214245 it's never been cheap to have an espresso machine -- are you referring to moka pots or other brewing techniques? since its invention only caffes have really used them

@kenji214245

Жыл бұрын

@@nuansd espresso just means quick coffee. Sure there are those who have been going trough methods and machines to do it in different ways. But in the end it was just something quick and very intense to drink. Like a small cup of a caffeine shot. Because the usual coffee took to long to make XD And there are plenty of different espresso machines to chose from. But majority of people mainly had it because it was quick. Then Americans made it into a whole marketing thing. And my espresso machine is cheap. It can only do espresso though nothing else. now if you want to make it with all the extra stuff then yeah then those things get expensive.

I really like Peak Flavor Coffee for this very reason. They roast for your order and send directly to you.

Freshly roasted coffee beans require 11 hours of post-roast-resting-time BEFORE GRINDING to fully develop their flavor character. The difference is VERY discernable. So, roast at night, then grind in AM. THAT'S PERFECTION!

Me: *using a mocha pot and Colombian grounds that are more than 2 years old * this is good enough

@crazywolf9715

Жыл бұрын

Nah, instant coffee is enough 🤣🤣🤣

@velazquezarmouries

Жыл бұрын

@@crazywolf9715 good instant coffee is great Like Nescafé

@The12231

Жыл бұрын

@@velazquezarmouries except when the company Nestle has the most horrible, inhumane practices. I also use a mocha 👌 long espresso tasting coffee, with Panamanian grounds usually less than a month old

@Solaceon

Жыл бұрын

Me throwing my 4 month old Death Wish espresso blend into the same giant electronic coffee maker that's used to brew McCafe for 8 other people and is never cleaned: good enough

@velazquezarmouries

Жыл бұрын

@@The12231 nah the suffering makes it taste better

Average coffee fan: I won't drink it! It was roasted two whole days ago! Average tea enjoyer: I feel sassy today, gonna add some lawn grass to my tea for piquancy

@Scrimblo

Жыл бұрын

feeling a little adventurous, mayhaps i’ll add some invasive weeds.

@cursed1285

Жыл бұрын

@@Scrimblo add just a little bit of poison ivy for that extra kick

@CardboardSliver

Жыл бұрын

Heavens, I feel the need to add some night shade to my tea! Mmm, quite spicy!

@seabassa.m.665

Жыл бұрын

​@@CardboardSliver fuck it, also add some fox gloves for a nice shade to the mix, simply delectable

@TurtMcSquirt

Жыл бұрын

Average? True coffee addicts will eat 2 week old used grounds for a fix. This is the equivalent of heroin in a sliver spoon and a clean needle

It is amazing to me. The same people that complain nonstop about being broke will spend $100 a week on coffee.

Me drink 1 years old coffee : better than nothing

Watching this while drinking my cheap-ass Nescafe instant coffee

@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo

Жыл бұрын

If it makes you happy, you’re doing it right.

@jadebayoba7073

Жыл бұрын

Babe don't feel bad, these privileged bitches make everyone mad

@jadebayoba7073

Жыл бұрын

@@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo yeah this

Me using Nespresso pods: "That'll work"

@csf4534

Жыл бұрын

Me but with an automatic espresso machine lmfao

@illestvillain1971

Жыл бұрын

Me using instant coffee in a 5 year old portable mug. "Yes the intricacies of the texture are intriguing" I mean the espressos at work were nice but I'd never buy one. And the coffee pot I used to use is in my old place so instant off brand coffee will work

@ryant2568

Жыл бұрын

I used Nespresso pods for years, nothing wrong with them at all. Consistent flavor and they last for way longer than whole beans.

@igoralmeida9136

Жыл бұрын

me using instant coffee

@matts3425

Жыл бұрын

having worked with coffee/espresso for over 8 yrs, i can tell you that this guy is a loser.

60 second video to tell us to use fresh beans.

I thought he was going to tell me I have a skill issue

I paid maximum attention to this knowing damn well that I have no intention of drinking coffee

@humansizedbirdnest9435

Жыл бұрын

Same😂 but I just drink coffee from a pot

My mom says, “that’s beautiful”

“I TRIED SOO HARD AND GOT SOOO FARRR. BUT IN THE ENDDD IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER!”

@ToadyWoods

Жыл бұрын

Blink-182 . Edit: Linkin Park

@JesseGilbride

Жыл бұрын

it doesn't matter cuz you got your caffeine anyway. 😵‍💫

@noteagerenough

Жыл бұрын

I HAD TO FALL! TO LOSE IT ALL~ BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTEEEERRR

@paledolphin

Жыл бұрын

Man, I love that Smash Mouth song.

@KingsleyComanIsCool

10 ай бұрын

That hits hard even today

"even cheap beans become flavorful, if you carefully brew them to bring out their special qualities" - Yoshimura kuzen

@esdeathchan4354

Жыл бұрын

Nice quote

@mwara2444

Жыл бұрын

I use cheap coffee beans for the French press to steep them for 5 minutes, comes out well

@Corteum

Жыл бұрын

"Even no beans is blissful, if you first attain enlightenment!" - Made Up Quote

@sir_humpy

Жыл бұрын

bummer, I was gonna bet it was by Sun Tzu...

@as_below_so_above

Жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with cheap coffee. But the older it gets, the worse it will come out.

Coffee nerds be willing to solve the Pythagorean theorem just to make their coffee taste a lil better

The thing is... you will never get a fresh cup of coffee unless you have your own farm. Coffee beans "die" after 24 hours of harvesting. So freshly roasted gets you some places, but not the real taste of coffee.

Damn y'all are roasting him harder than he roasts his coffee

People that have this much time to spend to waste on their morning fix aren't stressed enough to need it in the first place 😂

@Robdutton91

Жыл бұрын

This isn’t for “morning fix” people. You have completely missed the point

@Laura-Yu

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe they own a cafe? Or jus enjoy making good espresso. Why do you assume it’s for you or for getting ready in the mornings?

@datb0013

Жыл бұрын

it's a hobby, why can't people just enjoy it? who cares if you think you live a harder life? it's just bean juice dude

@corey2232

Жыл бұрын

@@datb0013 Yeah, "just bean juice" people dedicate this much time to... when the rest of us average Joe's barely got time to make a quick Folgers before running to work 😉

@datb0013

Жыл бұрын

@@corey2232 literally who cares? Let people enjoy coffee. Just because you don’t have time to doesn’t mean other people have to stop liking it. Why are you so elitest?

so nothing to actually do with mistakes in the brewing process.. “if your coffee is bad just buy better coffee”, real useful advice 😂

“This is the reason you can’t pull any bitches”

@leoloveschomiks

7 ай бұрын

real

the nescafé and milk looking at me from across my kitchen: bro you trying to replace us :(

@eduardkalmanawardze

Жыл бұрын

My delonghi coffee machine when im looking for real espresso machines do be like that

Yall do all that work for coffee and here i am bing chilling with my glass of water

@axelblackwood5305

Жыл бұрын

I'm bing shaking with my energy drinks 💀

@shane1489

Жыл бұрын

No lemon ?

@luke1835

9 ай бұрын

​@@shane1489who needs lemon?

*me grabbing boiling water, yemeni coffee out of the freezer, putting through a french press, happy*

Coffee enthusiasts trying to minimize commonly negative characteristics in something they drink all the time while also trying to make it taste as good as possible apparently this means that they are snobby, entitled and says "im better than you". i will never get the people who scream "it should taste like shit, make you angry, and be an awful experience"

Me sits there crunching on some instant coffee powder "Yeah obviously.. you gotta get the good fresh stuff"

@nickh3148

Жыл бұрын

It’S AlL aBoUtS tHe BeAnS

When I was studying for college, I would put two scoops of instant coffee into cold tap water, mix it around a bit, close my nostrils and chug the whole thing down cause I didn’t want to wake up my roommates with the kettle

@tumdeax

Жыл бұрын

At that point you might as well drank cold brew.

@bbee6556

Жыл бұрын

Did you pass tho 😂

@Cretaigne95

Жыл бұрын

Now that's what I call a polite addict

@scnoz1430

Жыл бұрын

@@bbee6556 I probably took 5 years off my life expectancy, but yeah, I did

POV... STARBUCKS making my coffee when I'm running out of time💀