HOW TO MAKE AN BRITISH CAR
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kinda funny how this landed on the election day, didn't plan that
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Here’s the link for the car: www.beamng.com/resources/drn-carbuncle.31410/ Also for those wondering why I didn’t mention McLaren. It’s because they’re probably the only competent British Car company and I also forgor 💀
@BryanDryan258
22 күн бұрын
burh me
@fenrir324
21 күн бұрын
its because there engine are german ( mercedes with mitsubishi turbo )
@DLTX1007
13 күн бұрын
@@fenrir324 Mclaren uses a engine originally developed for nissan by TWR... TWR sold them the blueprints what part of it is mercedes? That's aston but only the V8
@damiandaloisio7410
13 күн бұрын
Do an Italian car next.
@ISuckatDrivingfan
11 күн бұрын
DO ITALIAN CAR NEXT
if it doesn’t have an electrical fault i am spitting out me tea
@FreggMan
Ай бұрын
you spit out you tea, its the most bri-ish thing i ever heard no joke
@ku5713
Ай бұрын
video sponsored by Lucas
@aaronbryan5095
Ай бұрын
Just spit your tea on the fuse box or any wires with broken insulation
British car engineers developing the TVR concept circa 2000 *colorized*
@ziqqerlad
4 күн бұрын
i misread colorized as colonized
I respect TVR for being a company that just doesn't give a shit.
@ReplicantBattyman
7 күн бұрын
Look up the Scamander. Their attempt at an SUV before closing down is fucking insane compared to what Ferrari and Lamborghini have done with the Purosangue and Urus
@MSARCTICEDGE
Күн бұрын
@ReplicantBattyman that isn't an SUV. That's from a bloody Sci Fi movie
Spending my 4th of July watching a british man build an absolute shitbox
@NoahPlaysGames-l1e
Ай бұрын
The drn carbuncle is a 100 percent accurate representation of tvrs here in the uk
@MynameisJeff24296
Ай бұрын
Wait, he’s British?
@NoahPlaysGames-l1e
Ай бұрын
@Canman11233 yes grog is British like md
As an American, I like spending America day watching a British man create the most British car feasible
@AustraliaOnYT
Ай бұрын
Yes
@benj.kerman609
Ай бұрын
Indeed
@MinhkhangTran-ir1pq
Ай бұрын
Fr
@MinecraftPro97k
Ай бұрын
So relatable.
@BotulinSpikedMarzipan
Ай бұрын
Protogen
as a british person, i can confirm that this is an fine automobile
@Man-xk9rz
Ай бұрын
As an American, I can say that this car is peak British engineering. 😂😂💀💀💀
@nathantherandomguy1935
Ай бұрын
As an American that has British ancestry, I can also confirm that this is an fine automobile.
@djantraxx86
12 күн бұрын
"Automobile" XD XD XD GOAT
I wasn't speeding, officer. I was simply driving to optimize my fuel economy!
@PedroFerrer-vq5sw
Ай бұрын
Am saving the environment. Officer
Now you have to make a French car
@nathanmahoney6346
Ай бұрын
Agreed.
@bosshunterman
Ай бұрын
It'll be just the Peugeot 206, it has already been established that it's where French automotive engineering peaked.
@notenoughmemes1847
Ай бұрын
so a car that hasn’t changed in design since 1957
@Drakdodare
Ай бұрын
just a baguette with wheels
@Okuu__Gaming_1
Ай бұрын
I agree@@bosshunterman
How to build British car: -ask Italians to give you some leftover design. -choose some hosh-posh name like Royale or Worcester -Use outdated 1960s engine -wait for the Union to end strike -strike ends, get into production -production halts, new strike. -quality drops -sales drop -company near bankruptcy -Margaret sells it to Germans -Germans close company.
@joeogle7729
8 күн бұрын
You're forgetting 2 steps. - Sell it to 4 morons for £10 quid, - develop stupid cars you can't afford to build - then go bankrupt
"Me carbuncle, he's broken" the carbuncle did in fact broken
Imagine hating Grog,this man is the whole car engineering companies all at once😭
@Mrbigricktroll
Ай бұрын
Real
As the owner of a TVR Cerbera, I can confirm this is a fully accurate representation of the ownership experience
Step by step tutorial on how to make an british car: 1. Get a square blob. 2. Make the square blob have round edges. 3. Add rails where the seams meet to make it look like it was welded together. 4. Add morris wheels to said blob. 5. Add windows which are square but also have round edges. 6. Add a huge frowning grille with chrome accents and a chrome bumper. 7. Add round lights everywhere 8. Done! You should now be a proud owner of an british car.
@TrolledBy
Ай бұрын
1. Make it small 2. Make it happy :) 3. Who needs power when the car weights less than an average British breakfast 4. Is that a Miata? No, Miata was made by competent engineers 5. Dismiss step 3. Call Cosworth and ask them to make it have one billion HP
Finland doesnt like British cars. Finland likes Satsumas. Finland is waiting Grog.
0:15 (Also remember that you will probably have sold a kidney or your house to buy a BRITISHHHHHH car.)
its true that british companies go ahead and edit their jbeam files on their cars to specifically make it more unreliable
he sounds like clarkson may and hammond at the same time
“HONEY,WAKE UP,GROG POSTED A VIDEO”
@timur3302
Ай бұрын
I wanted to leave this video for the morning, but I couldn’t resist and watched it now😅
British car engineers are like "yes lets make our cars so shit that they dont work anymore" Every an british car engineer ever
Missed opportunity to have the car run on tea
perfect way to pass the time until the election results are counted
2:24 According to chat GPT, TVR went out of business/faced financial difficulties... FIVE times 🤣 In 1981, 2004, 2006, 2007 and 2013
@Foxy_Hydra
Ай бұрын
sounds about right
@kittenkommentries5796
Ай бұрын
How many times has TVR gone out of business/bankrupt? Yes.
@kilotiger7780
Ай бұрын
Aston Martin has faced bankruptcy seven times. SEVEN!
@alexanderliebscher3472
Ай бұрын
According to ChatGPT? Who uses ChatGTP as a search engine
@pyromanuss
Ай бұрын
At least they're not spyker
Note of advice as a (slight) automation youtuber-ish thing idfk You want the braking line on the braking graph to be lower than the grip line by a slight amount If the braking line is higher your wheels will lock up and then you slide like a minecraft boat on blue ice Idk if that is what you meant when you said you didn't know what you were doing during the braking portion of the video, but hey, there's some advice for the future
I hope one day you and your friends make/remake hot wheel cars that would be awesome if you did
TVR be like: (Ben voice:) "ABS? *Noooo* "
you're making my lung pain worse by making me laugh 😭
After seeing the Carbuncle, I think it's safe to say that maybe the Cerbera Speed Twelve was road-friendly after all...
next automation video: the turbo IS the car and it has a V16 engine.
HE DID NOT MAKE AN BRAZILIAN CAR. My brilliant comment was ignored, my HEART was BROKEN tonight.
@FelipeSL622
Ай бұрын
As a legit Brazilian, what should we expect from "Brazilian car" ? A Gurgel?
@itryen7632
17 күн бұрын
@@FelipeSL622 -VW Gol body -FWD -4Cyl powered by ethanol -Lifted rear suspension -BBQ in place of rear seats, with a cut out on the roof to let the smoke put -PVC pipe exhaust
I've been binging this channel after finding it recently
@nickturnbull5454
Ай бұрын
Yeah same lol. He just earned a subscriber.
It looks like if aston martin and TVR had a child
4:25 as an automation KZreadr, suspension and aerodynamics tuning is something I am absolutely illiterate to.
the Ferocious lack of ABS -Once a wise man said
50k congrats
As newcomer from the automation community I really Hope grog Will do a video about Italian Cars, generalizing the idea of fast cars but with unreliable engines sometimes.
Yay im actually here on time!!!!! [7 mins ago] also i got a question for next video if u gonna do make ur own car can u make average polish car with v16?
Why is grog a underrated Chanel 😢
How happy am i. Am just a french and discover this channel a week ago. The content of the channel. I love it. Thx!
This has been one of my favorite videos of yours, these cars look super fun to drive when they aren't hitting the rev limiter. The Fatale is also one of my favorite automation body designs.
Grog, this video came out in a time of need for me. I’m going through some stuff, and the funny parts of the video made my day so much better. Thank you Mr.GrogTV
We need the OTHER type of british car. The British Leyland type.
This is the best TVR concept car I've yet to witness
Make swedish car next
@TrolledBy
Ай бұрын
Box with advanced 2010s safety and an engine with stupidly high tolerance so you can tune it until the chassis bends under the power increase
@istillplayroblox6952
Ай бұрын
@@TrolledBy Dont forget the super expensive replacement parts
@martinhroch344
Ай бұрын
@@TrolledBy Or a high-tech supercar (Koenigsegg style), but as I know Grog, he’s probably gonna go the Volvo route and do what you suggested
Do more of these handful of suggestions! I have a suggestion for the next one, make a 2008 suzuki sx4 hatchback with a absolutely tiny quad turbo v8 that has engine noises that are just farts (under 8000 rpm), mini cooper Headlights, the bed of a Ford f150 (yes, somehow give the suzuki sx4 a bed), no turn signals, idles at 2000 RPM, redlines at 80000 RPM, no tail lights, very thin tires, engine noises over 8000RPM that is just you yelling "ME WHEEL!", Make everything as light as you can (like a Carbon Fibre chassis), make the entire interior just a bunch of lawn chairs, give it every badge you can, make it have a 8 speed manual, and call it the "fart mobile"
Carbuncle GT is something that the a UK car brand would make in the 90s and 80s
Best Automation tutorial so far
More tear down is definitely needed
Economy car suspension geometry up front and race car suspension in the back, absolute peak
every engine i make in this game has self destruction
As an American I would buy the DRN Carbuncle. It’s a work of art
Made me giggle during some tough times. Much appreesh.
Bros trying to be Jeremy Clarkson and it’s working👍🏾
This car actually doesn't seem that bad, at least compared to some things you've made. If you wanted to go the TVR route though you probably need more power; high power, low weight, and terrible reliability.
And now we have something that an American can joke about
I love how you used the mighty Peugeot 207 as a weight comparison benchmark,madman!
Thats one of the best looking cars you have shat out man
Blessed by the funny tea bloke once again
high hopes dropped when it didnt make jeramy clarkson screaming at hammond sounds
no tea and bikkies holder? deeply disappointing son.
Now you just gotta make something British Leyland next time. I've gotten bored fixing a Marina Estate and hearing someone slog it off for 10 minutes would motivate me
"Ma teeth", makes me laugh sooo hard
I almost spat out my drink when he edited SCOTLAND
Congratulations on 50,000 subscribers
I've seen enough welcome back British Leyland
You know what they say about those British engines. If there's no oil under them, there's no oil in them
bo'om geer approved 👍
3:03 i feel like every British car designer has said that at some point
Honey, grog TV uploaded again
problary one of the funniest videos of this week XD good job mate.
00:20 counter argument, morgan, english made, drove to le mans from factory, competed, won, and returned to factory
Wait a minute you are British you made me spill my 🍵 tea
as much as I love McLaren, I find it terrifying and hilarious that they tune their engines without any knock protection parameters lol
This is brilliant. If we could get a tutorial on An Truck. It would almost be complete.
My abs hurt. You made me laugh. Now im more hurt. 10/10 would recommend
Now you make the most Italian supercar
Please do an Italian car next. Like british cars, but even less dependable, their sexy though.
congrats on 50k!!
Incredible how you emulated the faulty- PERFECT BRIISH ENGINEERING via the jbeam file
10:13 So did the carbuncle just eat itself (Sonic shuffle reference)
Carbuncle is one of my favorite Final Fantasy summons!
James May is getting excited as we speak
Two video ideas or Three. How to build a truck, an electric car, and an suv. More wanting to see if grog would do a truck one 🤔
Congrats on 50k chaps
Beautiful , simply a work of fine , dandy , British art. Thank you sir Groggindale of Worcestershire for this charming spot of entertainment on this spiffing eve
finally new grog vidd ALSO 50K🎉🎉🎉
Lore accurate British engine design
These are my favorite types of videos!
W video. Felt so realistic (that’s because it is)
Vid uploaded 7 minutes ago? Time to watch it. Also an 8 liter v10 van with LPG would be interesting
Next, Italian car
take a shot every single time he hits the limiter
In america, we don't get old people signs, they just appear without warning :)
Congrats on 50k🥳
Grog Well done on 50k subs also Greetings from greece
FINLAND NEEDS YOU
This is hilarious and amazing at the same time, because I had already promised myself that I would LS swap a TVR Tamora if I every became rich.
that Gloucestershire Tourer something else
babe wake up grogtv uploaded
Finally someone who knows about the peugeot 207