How To Improve Our Bodies | Smartypants Presentation

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Presenter Paul Robalino has a few suggestions about human anatomy and biology that he wants to share with the world, for everyone's benefit. Please watch, listen, and keep an open mind (don't think too hard about the spworm though). For full episodes of Smartypants and tons of other exclusive shows, sign up for Dropout today: signup.dropout.tv
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  • @Mealbot2000
    @Mealbot200012 күн бұрын

    I always knew Paul was funny, but this presentation and his appearance in make some noise makes me want to see him as a reoccurring cast member.

  • @MrMighty147

    @MrMighty147

    12 күн бұрын

    100%

  • @jakes2305

    @jakes2305

    11 күн бұрын

    Facts

  • @Doinge

    @Doinge

    11 күн бұрын

    he was in the "bigoted jokes show you care" sketch a few years ago. avery monsen is another producer who's really funny, "this monster has no phone case" agent and one of the give-it-a-whirl fuckers

  • @Tw1zteR.

    @Tw1zteR.

    11 күн бұрын

    i'm still not over the hookup uber story

  • @vaultvirtuoso5495

    @vaultvirtuoso5495

    11 күн бұрын

    @@Tw1zteR.there’s a this American life episode he did about it

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu512 күн бұрын

    I'm glad they made this available to everyone, this was one of the best presentations

  • @nevergiveup5939

    @nevergiveup5939

    12 күн бұрын

    Why are we here in this life, why do we die, what will happen to us after death.

  • @MrPhante

    @MrPhante

    12 күн бұрын

    Seriously, this is the best poster child for the series

  • @bryanlewis5233

    @bryanlewis5233

    12 күн бұрын

    Hands down. My girlfriend and I still reference either spworm or "compare with friends" at least once a day.

  • @leauxgan

    @leauxgan

    11 күн бұрын

    truly one of THE Smartypants Presentations of all time

  • @ANunes06

    @ANunes06

    11 күн бұрын

    This and "No Thank You: The Ocean" subtitle "We don't know what's in there, and we shouldn't find out." are without a doubt the best 5 to 10 minute presentations I have ever witnessed.

  • @fussyeater7
    @fussyeater712 күн бұрын

    As a Dropout subscriber I actually felt a bit sad for non-subscribers as the video got cut short, knowing that the end presentation Q&A is the best part :(

  • @bebgab1971

    @bebgab1971

    12 күн бұрын

    i was so sad to see they got rid of that bit!

  • @scarletkittyeyes

    @scarletkittyeyes

    12 күн бұрын

    non-subscribers are also sad for ourselves for all we miss

  • @liamross340

    @liamross340

    11 күн бұрын

    IT WOULD FEEL GOOD

  • @dawnofdanielle7066

    @dawnofdanielle7066

    11 күн бұрын

    For the non-subscribers - he comes around and decides spworm is no longer a joke and is now a real suggestion

  • @DarkHarlequin

    @DarkHarlequin

    11 күн бұрын

    "It would FEEL GOOD!" 😁😁

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline215712 күн бұрын

    "First of all I don't mean to brag. But I am gay" Applause ensues. Dropout ur too good to let my broke ass feast on this episode.

  • @brianbrady139

    @brianbrady139

    4 күн бұрын

    there is a 3 day free trial that you can do, I used it and they don't do the thing were you have to remember to cancel if you don't want to have to pay for them month you just loss access after the 3 days

  • @deadline2157

    @deadline2157

    4 күн бұрын

    @@brianbrady139I've bought it before and I ended up buying it again, but thank you lmao.

  • @kaloyaxeus

    @kaloyaxeus

    Күн бұрын

    @@brianbrady139 holy based

  • @deadline2157

    @deadline2157

    9 сағат бұрын

    @@brianbrady139 thank you lmao but I ended up getting dropout anyway. It's worth it!

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax11 күн бұрын

    “It would be roughly the size of a small worm” “…a small worm?” “…or a small snake” “A small snake???”

  • @kevinflanagan2543

    @kevinflanagan2543

    11 күн бұрын

    "MINUTES?!"

  • @Finding_Arcadia

    @Finding_Arcadia

    4 күн бұрын

    Its giving "9??? 91???!!? **910!?!?!?!**"

  • @imjustdandy9799
    @imjustdandy979912 күн бұрын

    Paul is a stealth hitter. His calm delivery had me struggling to breath

  • @matchatoasty

    @matchatoasty

    11 күн бұрын

    his voice is so soothing that for a moment you completely forget the subject matter

  • @sananton2821

    @sananton2821

    9 күн бұрын

    e

  • @General_Grievance
    @General_Grievance12 күн бұрын

    ALL PULP NO JUICE!!!

  • @Ramschat

    @Ramschat

    12 күн бұрын

    Don't worry, it would still be wet 😂

  • @Aeiouaaaaaaaaa

    @Aeiouaaaaaaaaa

    11 күн бұрын

    ALL PULP NO JUICE.

  • @blu39943

    @blu39943

    11 күн бұрын

    ​@@Ramschatso mostly pulp with a little bit of juice

  • @Fafhrd42

    @Fafhrd42

    11 күн бұрын

    @@Ramschat ALL PULP SOME JUICE

  • @TheWatcher51393

    @TheWatcher51393

    10 күн бұрын

    ~ s w i m m e r s ~

  • @charteon9092
    @charteon909212 күн бұрын

    For those watching this one was literally the best, dropout is treating y’all

  • @FlawlessRythym

    @FlawlessRythym

    12 күн бұрын

    This is one of my favorites but it's hard to pick a best. The Ocean was fantastic. And so was Birds. 😂

  • @jellyjilli1004

    @jellyjilli1004

    12 күн бұрын

    @@FlawlessRythym Birds is great! I LOVED Celebrities

  • @Mel-ul8sr

    @Mel-ul8sr

    11 күн бұрын

    @@FlawlessRythym So was eggs

  • @hiigguys7395

    @hiigguys7395

    11 күн бұрын

    @@Mel-ul8sr Vegetables not being real won me over, and the fact I unironically agreed with the prompt made it so good.

  • @kjarakravik4837

    @kjarakravik4837

    6 күн бұрын

    I feel like the moon was really underrated, that one was my favourite

  • @Runaway-Reptar
    @Runaway-Reptar12 күн бұрын

    'Mitten hands. That one's obvious, we don't have to talk about that' 😂😂😂

  • @Longshanks126

    @Longshanks126

    11 күн бұрын

    Idk how but I straight-up missed that one one my first watch through! Some of the most unhinged shit I've seen and I'm so here for it lol

  • @Neo_Is_Done

    @Neo_Is_Done

    8 күн бұрын

    not just mitten hands FLESHY mitten hands the distinction clears up any unnecessary remaining questions

  • @ianaVi
    @ianaVi12 күн бұрын

    Glad everyone gets to experience the Spworm

  • @longhorsestudios

    @longhorsestudios

    12 күн бұрын

    It feels good.

  • @Turnups27
    @Turnups2712 күн бұрын

    "You don't understand, It would feel really good"

  • @chrispydesign585
    @chrispydesign58511 күн бұрын

    Lowkey, Trapp has some of the best interjections in this presentation. The way he says "a small worm... a small snake?!", "I think you're gonna get some pushback on this one" are also hilarious additions to this already hilarious presentation

  • @michaelchikos4551

    @michaelchikos4551

    8 күн бұрын

    “In the same way you pee pee you would snurg blitz”

  • @danerang
    @danerang11 күн бұрын

    “I’ve seen all these bands play live” fucking killed me

  • @npitzer

    @npitzer

    10 күн бұрын

    legendary interjection

  • @JackVanFleet
    @JackVanFleet12 күн бұрын

    I love how the spwerm went from “JK it’s fake” to the clincher of the QA period

  • @bath_foam4576
    @bath_foam457611 күн бұрын

    him and zac oyama both have this super laid back and casual tone that make them both the comedy assassins they are

  • @goldie819
    @goldie81912 күн бұрын

    Compare with friends

  • @venuskogane5466
    @venuskogane546611 күн бұрын

    I'm obsessed by how he said, "There's a sound playing *at da club*."

  • @sv003
    @sv00312 күн бұрын

    This presentation's sheer unhinged brilliance deserves to be experienced and shared with the world without paywalls, I'm _so_ glad y'all released it for all! Edit: It is 200% worth it to get a Dropout Sub _just_ for the even _more_ unhinged Q&A session the Smartypants all had with Paul right after his presentation!

  • @DarkHarlequin

    @DarkHarlequin

    11 күн бұрын

    Traps horrified expression as he recounts all the implications of the 'Sworm' send me every time 😋

  • @aqueelkadri8371
    @aqueelkadri837111 күн бұрын

    "Something with plasma" will never not make me laugh

  • @gingersoul44
    @gingersoul4412 күн бұрын

    This is the most unhinged presentation and I'm here for it

  • @TheosGhost
    @TheosGhost12 күн бұрын

    so glad unsuspecting youtube watchers are now going to be subjected to *THE SPWORM*

  • @flowerheit4512

    @flowerheit4512

    10 күн бұрын

    dont worry, its still wet!

  • @yawishable
    @yawishable9 күн бұрын

    "I see some people nodding!" "WHO?!" 🤣

  • @paper_bag_pancake
    @paper_bag_pancake11 күн бұрын

    i love that his arguments mostly boil down to "compare with friends" and "this version would feel good"

  • @kylerae9196
    @kylerae91969 күн бұрын

    Can we just stop to appreciate the subtle insanity of his slide designs? He made a box to put all the liquid/gas/solid categories in, and then purposefully dropped 'expell diarrhea' below the line. Amazing

  • @globglogabgalabyeast6611
    @globglogabgalabyeast661111 күн бұрын

    Paul's matter of fact delivery dismissing concerns because things would actually be cool and good is just so perfect. So simple, but flawlessly executed

  • @malucos00
    @malucos0012 күн бұрын

    babe i cant talk rn, most rewatchable yt video just dropped

  • @margaridabaptista3712
    @margaridabaptista371212 күн бұрын

    I'm so happy this masterpiece extends beyond the paywall! 🤣

  • @arjc5714
    @arjc571412 күн бұрын

    THANK you for posting this for everyone to watch. I think about this presentation daily (derogatory) and I may be in love with Paul Robalino (affectionate).

  • @sevvaluzunalioglu9186

    @sevvaluzunalioglu9186

    12 күн бұрын

    im in love with you (disgusted)

  • @bath_foam4576

    @bath_foam4576

    11 күн бұрын

    ​@@sevvaluzunalioglu9186 i love you too (apologetic)

  • @sebomba
    @sebomba12 күн бұрын

    ✨🌈Something with Plasma🌈✨

  • @strawberrysoupiii4801
    @strawberrysoupiii480111 күн бұрын

    “writhe around and flap like, you know, like when you catch a fish and it’s on the boat and it’s just kind of like-“ [flops hand around as an example]

  • @habib670
    @habib67012 күн бұрын

    paul deserves this

  • @SarahMaeBea
    @SarahMaeBea11 күн бұрын

    "Something with Plasma" killed me.

  • @TOYBOX2008

    @TOYBOX2008

    11 күн бұрын

    "CALL WHAT?" 😄

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline215712 күн бұрын

    Fellas don't you hate when you snurge the blick all over the sink. Happened to me this morning.

  • @math9172
    @math917212 күн бұрын

    It is one of the decisions of all time to make this sketch public. It makes me feel really good actually. (a bit of a shame the question section isn't here, because it's even more hilarious, but I guess it makes non-dropout subscriber have something to look forward too if they decide to pay a cookie per month to access the content). More seriously, I was genuinely howling in laughter while watching this presentation the first time, so I'm very happy anyone can now experience the same.

  • @chance9512
    @chance951212 күн бұрын

    I unironically agree with 90% of these points, I know nothing about Paul, but I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

  • @Kibannn

    @Kibannn

    11 күн бұрын

    I have to assume the spworm is included in that 90%

  • @MicoDossun

    @MicoDossun

    11 күн бұрын

    The fleshy mitten hands is a given

  • @tiffpoydras

    @tiffpoydras

    10 күн бұрын

    Same, I have thought about these changes too much

  • @JohnCena-fd5yw

    @JohnCena-fd5yw

    7 күн бұрын

    he's one of the lead creators of game changer, after sam. that's all you need to know lol

  • @benthomson1132
    @benthomson113212 күн бұрын

    I sincerely hope that MBA classes show these videos to their students, they're an absolute goldmine.

  • @HalfTimeLazer
    @HalfTimeLazer12 күн бұрын

    I just knew that the spworm was too good to stay Dropout exclusive, everyone needed to see it

  • @permit93
    @permit9312 күн бұрын

    Another advantage of the spworm: you can compare with your friends!

  • @milenacosta8299
    @milenacosta829912 күн бұрын

    I didn’t think Paul had that freak in him 🙌 I was laughing my ass off by the end of this presentation

  • @thiswayjose
    @thiswayjose11 күн бұрын

    “Hey Janie, consider, no you wouldn’t”

  • @brandonrust4114
    @brandonrust411411 күн бұрын

    I don't know the last time I've laughed out loud so consistently. In this single presentation we got the whole spworm bit, see through body cavities, a "compare with friends" running gag, pee pee, poop poop, fart farts, SOMETHING with plasma (snurge blick or grump crunt perhaps?), fleshy mitten hands, "that baby can't do shit," and so so so much more. I wish the Q&A after was made widely available because this was only half of the spworm bit really!

  • @artisan_cane
    @artisan_cane11 күн бұрын

    This single bit has been worth my Dropout subscription. Folks, get onboard!

  • @thycket4573
    @thycket457312 күн бұрын

    yesss everyone needs to see the spworm

  • @jbca
    @jbca12 күн бұрын

    I’m glad Paul gets to have his genius on display for the world to see here. Dropout knows they’ve got a hit clip.

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog0611 күн бұрын

    “The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it disgusted me”

  • @spiderganon
    @spiderganon12 күн бұрын

    Some smarty pants presentations need a whole ted talk

  • @casualnerdjason6678
    @casualnerdjason667811 күн бұрын

    I’ve watched Dropout for years… and this presentation is one of the funniest, most unhinged things I’ve seen. Paul really set a high bar for future Smartypants (and that’s saying a lot, because every presentation has been good.)

  • @crow_2772
    @crow_277212 күн бұрын

    They should've included the questions section of this lecture

  • @bethanyc1726

    @bethanyc1726

    11 күн бұрын

    It would feel good

  • @BBBness
    @BBBness7 күн бұрын

    The spworm being evidence, rather than a point, was genius.

  • @DarkHarlequin
    @DarkHarlequin11 күн бұрын

    Paul is THE discovery for me on Dropout this year. His sense of humor is really just SO up my street and he's hilarious 😄👍

  • @RateOfPenetration

    @RateOfPenetration

    10 күн бұрын

    And he’s literally been behind the scenes the entire time. I believe he was one of the few employees left when Sam brought out Dropout

  • @cardrabitt1159
    @cardrabitt115910 күн бұрын

    2:51 the way everyone just turns to silently look at Grant 😭😭😭

  • @foefafee
    @foefafee12 күн бұрын

    This is one of the best presentations! Y’all, if you don’t have dropout, I promise it’s worth it.

  • @sRubi05
    @sRubi0512 күн бұрын

    Love that he presents this like he's presenting the next iPhone model

  • @Fruckert
    @Fruckert12 күн бұрын

    spworm time

  • @saraghhh
    @saraghhh11 күн бұрын

    The whole world needs to know about spworm. Thank you for sharing this.

  • @Blue_Avatar
    @Blue_Avatar10 күн бұрын

    Aw wish we had gotten the question portion of the presentation too 😆 Paul exasperatedly saying "IT WOULD FEEL GOOD!" *KILLED* me!

  • @Imalsoconfused
    @Imalsoconfused12 күн бұрын

    I’ve watched this presentation so many on dropout already. I’m truly getting more than my moneys worth by being able to watch it here too.

  • @jagrubster
    @jagrubster11 күн бұрын

    They put the very best presentation on YT! Dropout really loves its community, even the broke ones 🥰

  • @DysprosiumMr
    @DysprosiumMr12 күн бұрын

    This is the greatest content on the internet.

  • @mannequin_z
    @mannequin_z11 күн бұрын

    I saw this multiple times already on my Dropout account but you bet your ass I’m watching it again on KZread

  • @andrewduncan2258
    @andrewduncan225811 күн бұрын

    He factored it all in guys.

  • @quocanhnguyen7275
    @quocanhnguyen727512 күн бұрын

    Oh no you guys left out the QnA part! That was the best part!

  • @spenshaa

    @spenshaa

    11 күн бұрын

    It would feel good!!!

  • @sunnyy_
    @sunnyy_12 күн бұрын

    I was praying they would upload this presentation in full, so I could send it to my friends and convince them to get Dropout. Please upload the Q&A part too! I think it could really get people to subscribe

  • @ashleygreen5343
    @ashleygreen53439 күн бұрын

    "I see some people nodding." "WHO?!?" 4:39 Slays me every time 😂

  • @mickaelbalta1050
    @mickaelbalta105012 күн бұрын

    Thanks, I can now compare this video with my friends and it will feel good.

  • @EndiXIV
    @EndiXIV11 күн бұрын

    I'm autistic and you have NO IDEA how much I wish I could turn off my senses bro

  • @MrMighty147
    @MrMighty14712 күн бұрын

    This was literally the best one by a long shot. Paul is a menace!

  • @sam_21321
    @sam_2132112 күн бұрын

    We need more Paul as a cast member (only if he wants to ofc)😂the energy he brings is amazing

  • @OtterThunder
    @OtterThunder11 күн бұрын

    "compare with friends" got funnier each time.

  • @grandpaix3992
    @grandpaix399212 күн бұрын

    i feel like i say this about dropout a lot, but this immediately became one of my favorite shows.

  • @ctuero
    @ctuero10 күн бұрын

    ive been watching full season over on dropout. and this show is a gem but pauls presentation is a DIAMOND. best presentation yet

  • @victorym744
    @victorym74411 күн бұрын

    This deserves public access. Absolutely unhinged.

  • @ridered300
    @ridered30011 күн бұрын

    This is extremely important information; it should be broadcast on all major TV networks, radio, and added to public school curriculums.

  • @Adj4ni
    @Adj4ni12 күн бұрын

    Lost my shit laughing when i first saw this on dropout. The Q&A afterward is also hilarious.

  • @SageLegacy
    @SageLegacy9 күн бұрын

    Actually my favorite presentation so far. Actually hilarious

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline215712 күн бұрын

    Paul holy shit I need to see more of him on shows

  • @orioncallaghan2659
    @orioncallaghan265911 күн бұрын

    ADD THE Q&A SECTION YOU COWARDS! Incredible content.

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline215712 күн бұрын

    God what a gem. Every moment.

  • @julio1148
    @julio114811 күн бұрын

    Every callback was perfect 😂 “compare with friends” got me every time

  • @zeesh1351

    @zeesh1351

    7 күн бұрын

    "It would feel really good!"

  • @thegr8patsby476
    @thegr8patsby47611 күн бұрын

    noooo, why leave out the q&a?? 😭😭 "Pallavi, it would FEEL GOOD ! 😡😡"

  • @punkussion4676
    @punkussion467612 күн бұрын

    Oh no the Q&A is still behind the paywall….smart.

  • @evetobe
    @evetobe12 күн бұрын

    I want more Paul in front of the camera on Dropout, especially after the latest Make Some Noise

  • @LagginLikeHell
    @LagginLikeHell12 күн бұрын

    This one, the Groundhogs Day and the Ocean were the BEST so far ❤

  • @puffoffluffedair543
    @puffoffluffedair54311 күн бұрын

    Yeah the world needs to see this. also 2:50 I can't put into words how perfect this moment is Grant killed me

  • @PD-ht2yk
    @PD-ht2yk12 күн бұрын

    I was watching this episode earlier and hoping they make it public as a preview to Smartypants, and i'm glad they really did

  • @NoChance18
    @NoChance1812 күн бұрын

    Perfect! Now I can compare this presentation with friends!

  • @JackiJinx
    @JackiJinx10 күн бұрын

    Sad that the Q&A portion is cut but so happy I can share this with my other buds that have no yet converted. Yet.

  • @goattron
    @goattron12 күн бұрын

    I love Paul… we need more Paul.

  • @FerrvmVirvm
    @FerrvmVirvm9 күн бұрын

    Thanks for posting this so I can compare with friends 🙏🙏

  • @jesserobkin
    @jesserobkin7 күн бұрын

    bless you for uploading this

  • @aqueelkadri8371
    @aqueelkadri837111 күн бұрын

    Yesssss I saw a 2 min version of this presentation uploaded by a random youtube account and I knew I needed the whole thang Thank you Dropout

  • @flatluigi
    @flatluigi11 күн бұрын

    paul really should be on camera more, he's fantastic

  • @simfamr.
    @simfamr.7 күн бұрын

    So many of us are rewatching this

  • @phucyfillk5535
    @phucyfillk553512 күн бұрын

    Spworm feels good.

  • @icetech6
    @icetech65 күн бұрын

    Just watched 5 episodes... PLEASE have PFT back on more Dropout!!! He's the best.

  • @TheTruSparkleGlitter
    @TheTruSparkleGlitter10 күн бұрын

    the first time I saw this I cry-laughed for a good ten minutes after it was over

  • @slhpproductions6707
    @slhpproductions67074 күн бұрын

    The thing i love most is that paul doesn't stop to acknowledge anyone's confusion

  • @alicia938
    @alicia93811 күн бұрын

    spworm has never left my brain since the moment i heard it

  • @ratatouillesmonster5446
    @ratatouillesmonster544612 күн бұрын

    it would feel good

  • @ashk5259
    @ashk52599 күн бұрын

    Some people can turn off their ears! Inside our ears is a muscle called the tensor tympani, which generally involuntarily blocks out long loud sounds with a low rumble. While rare, some can flex this muscle to block out sounds when they want!

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