How To Improve Our Bodies | Smartypants Presentation
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Presenter Paul Robalino has a few suggestions about human anatomy and biology that he wants to share with the world, for everyone's benefit. Please watch, listen, and keep an open mind (don't think too hard about the spworm though). For full episodes of Smartypants and tons of other exclusive shows, sign up for Dropout today: signup.dropout.tv
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I always knew Paul was funny, but this presentation and his appearance in make some noise makes me want to see him as a reoccurring cast member.
@MrMighty147
12 күн бұрын
100%
@jakes2305
11 күн бұрын
Facts
@Doinge
11 күн бұрын
he was in the "bigoted jokes show you care" sketch a few years ago. avery monsen is another producer who's really funny, "this monster has no phone case" agent and one of the give-it-a-whirl fuckers
@Tw1zteR.
11 күн бұрын
i'm still not over the hookup uber story
@vaultvirtuoso5495
11 күн бұрын
@@Tw1zteR.there’s a this American life episode he did about it
I'm glad they made this available to everyone, this was one of the best presentations
@nevergiveup5939
12 күн бұрын
Why are we here in this life, why do we die, what will happen to us after death.
@MrPhante
12 күн бұрын
Seriously, this is the best poster child for the series
@bryanlewis5233
12 күн бұрын
Hands down. My girlfriend and I still reference either spworm or "compare with friends" at least once a day.
@leauxgan
11 күн бұрын
truly one of THE Smartypants Presentations of all time
@ANunes06
11 күн бұрын
This and "No Thank You: The Ocean" subtitle "We don't know what's in there, and we shouldn't find out." are without a doubt the best 5 to 10 minute presentations I have ever witnessed.
As a Dropout subscriber I actually felt a bit sad for non-subscribers as the video got cut short, knowing that the end presentation Q&A is the best part :(
@bebgab1971
12 күн бұрын
i was so sad to see they got rid of that bit!
@scarletkittyeyes
12 күн бұрын
non-subscribers are also sad for ourselves for all we miss
@liamross340
11 күн бұрын
IT WOULD FEEL GOOD
@dawnofdanielle7066
11 күн бұрын
For the non-subscribers - he comes around and decides spworm is no longer a joke and is now a real suggestion
@DarkHarlequin
11 күн бұрын
"It would FEEL GOOD!" 😁😁
"First of all I don't mean to brag. But I am gay" Applause ensues. Dropout ur too good to let my broke ass feast on this episode.
@brianbrady139
4 күн бұрын
there is a 3 day free trial that you can do, I used it and they don't do the thing were you have to remember to cancel if you don't want to have to pay for them month you just loss access after the 3 days
@deadline2157
4 күн бұрын
@@brianbrady139I've bought it before and I ended up buying it again, but thank you lmao.
@kaloyaxeus
Күн бұрын
@@brianbrady139 holy based
@deadline2157
9 сағат бұрын
@@brianbrady139 thank you lmao but I ended up getting dropout anyway. It's worth it!
“It would be roughly the size of a small worm” “…a small worm?” “…or a small snake” “A small snake???”
@kevinflanagan2543
11 күн бұрын
"MINUTES?!"
@Finding_Arcadia
4 күн бұрын
Its giving "9??? 91???!!? **910!?!?!?!**"
Paul is a stealth hitter. His calm delivery had me struggling to breath
@matchatoasty
11 күн бұрын
his voice is so soothing that for a moment you completely forget the subject matter
@sananton2821
9 күн бұрын
e
ALL PULP NO JUICE!!!
@Ramschat
12 күн бұрын
Don't worry, it would still be wet 😂
@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa
11 күн бұрын
ALL PULP NO JUICE.
@blu39943
11 күн бұрын
@@Ramschatso mostly pulp with a little bit of juice
@Fafhrd42
11 күн бұрын
@@Ramschat ALL PULP SOME JUICE
@TheWatcher51393
10 күн бұрын
~ s w i m m e r s ~
For those watching this one was literally the best, dropout is treating y’all
@FlawlessRythym
12 күн бұрын
This is one of my favorites but it's hard to pick a best. The Ocean was fantastic. And so was Birds. 😂
@jellyjilli1004
12 күн бұрын
@@FlawlessRythym Birds is great! I LOVED Celebrities
@Mel-ul8sr
11 күн бұрын
@@FlawlessRythym So was eggs
@hiigguys7395
11 күн бұрын
@@Mel-ul8sr Vegetables not being real won me over, and the fact I unironically agreed with the prompt made it so good.
@kjarakravik4837
6 күн бұрын
I feel like the moon was really underrated, that one was my favourite
'Mitten hands. That one's obvious, we don't have to talk about that' 😂😂😂
@Longshanks126
11 күн бұрын
Idk how but I straight-up missed that one one my first watch through! Some of the most unhinged shit I've seen and I'm so here for it lol
@Neo_Is_Done
8 күн бұрын
not just mitten hands FLESHY mitten hands the distinction clears up any unnecessary remaining questions
Glad everyone gets to experience the Spworm
@longhorsestudios
12 күн бұрын
It feels good.
"You don't understand, It would feel really good"
Lowkey, Trapp has some of the best interjections in this presentation. The way he says "a small worm... a small snake?!", "I think you're gonna get some pushback on this one" are also hilarious additions to this already hilarious presentation
@michaelchikos4551
8 күн бұрын
“In the same way you pee pee you would snurg blitz”
“I’ve seen all these bands play live” fucking killed me
@npitzer
10 күн бұрын
legendary interjection
I love how the spwerm went from “JK it’s fake” to the clincher of the QA period
him and zac oyama both have this super laid back and casual tone that make them both the comedy assassins they are
Compare with friends
I'm obsessed by how he said, "There's a sound playing *at da club*."
This presentation's sheer unhinged brilliance deserves to be experienced and shared with the world without paywalls, I'm _so_ glad y'all released it for all! Edit: It is 200% worth it to get a Dropout Sub _just_ for the even _more_ unhinged Q&A session the Smartypants all had with Paul right after his presentation!
@DarkHarlequin
11 күн бұрын
Traps horrified expression as he recounts all the implications of the 'Sworm' send me every time 😋
"Something with plasma" will never not make me laugh
This is the most unhinged presentation and I'm here for it
so glad unsuspecting youtube watchers are now going to be subjected to *THE SPWORM*
@flowerheit4512
10 күн бұрын
dont worry, its still wet!
"I see some people nodding!" "WHO?!" 🤣
i love that his arguments mostly boil down to "compare with friends" and "this version would feel good"
Can we just stop to appreciate the subtle insanity of his slide designs? He made a box to put all the liquid/gas/solid categories in, and then purposefully dropped 'expell diarrhea' below the line. Amazing
Paul's matter of fact delivery dismissing concerns because things would actually be cool and good is just so perfect. So simple, but flawlessly executed
babe i cant talk rn, most rewatchable yt video just dropped
I'm so happy this masterpiece extends beyond the paywall! 🤣
THANK you for posting this for everyone to watch. I think about this presentation daily (derogatory) and I may be in love with Paul Robalino (affectionate).
@sevvaluzunalioglu9186
12 күн бұрын
im in love with you (disgusted)
@bath_foam4576
11 күн бұрын
@@sevvaluzunalioglu9186 i love you too (apologetic)
✨🌈Something with Plasma🌈✨
“writhe around and flap like, you know, like when you catch a fish and it’s on the boat and it’s just kind of like-“ [flops hand around as an example]
paul deserves this
"Something with Plasma" killed me.
@TOYBOX2008
11 күн бұрын
"CALL WHAT?" 😄
Fellas don't you hate when you snurge the blick all over the sink. Happened to me this morning.
It is one of the decisions of all time to make this sketch public. It makes me feel really good actually. (a bit of a shame the question section isn't here, because it's even more hilarious, but I guess it makes non-dropout subscriber have something to look forward too if they decide to pay a cookie per month to access the content). More seriously, I was genuinely howling in laughter while watching this presentation the first time, so I'm very happy anyone can now experience the same.
I unironically agree with 90% of these points, I know nothing about Paul, but I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
@Kibannn
11 күн бұрын
I have to assume the spworm is included in that 90%
@MicoDossun
11 күн бұрын
The fleshy mitten hands is a given
@tiffpoydras
10 күн бұрын
Same, I have thought about these changes too much
@JohnCena-fd5yw
7 күн бұрын
he's one of the lead creators of game changer, after sam. that's all you need to know lol
I sincerely hope that MBA classes show these videos to their students, they're an absolute goldmine.
I just knew that the spworm was too good to stay Dropout exclusive, everyone needed to see it
Another advantage of the spworm: you can compare with your friends!
I didn’t think Paul had that freak in him 🙌 I was laughing my ass off by the end of this presentation
“Hey Janie, consider, no you wouldn’t”
I don't know the last time I've laughed out loud so consistently. In this single presentation we got the whole spworm bit, see through body cavities, a "compare with friends" running gag, pee pee, poop poop, fart farts, SOMETHING with plasma (snurge blick or grump crunt perhaps?), fleshy mitten hands, "that baby can't do shit," and so so so much more. I wish the Q&A after was made widely available because this was only half of the spworm bit really!
This single bit has been worth my Dropout subscription. Folks, get onboard!
yesss everyone needs to see the spworm
I’m glad Paul gets to have his genius on display for the world to see here. Dropout knows they’ve got a hit clip.
“The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it disgusted me”
Some smarty pants presentations need a whole ted talk
I’ve watched Dropout for years… and this presentation is one of the funniest, most unhinged things I’ve seen. Paul really set a high bar for future Smartypants (and that’s saying a lot, because every presentation has been good.)
They should've included the questions section of this lecture
@bethanyc1726
11 күн бұрын
It would feel good
The spworm being evidence, rather than a point, was genius.
Paul is THE discovery for me on Dropout this year. His sense of humor is really just SO up my street and he's hilarious 😄👍
@RateOfPenetration
10 күн бұрын
And he’s literally been behind the scenes the entire time. I believe he was one of the few employees left when Sam brought out Dropout
2:51 the way everyone just turns to silently look at Grant 😭😭😭
This is one of the best presentations! Y’all, if you don’t have dropout, I promise it’s worth it.
Love that he presents this like he's presenting the next iPhone model
spworm time
The whole world needs to know about spworm. Thank you for sharing this.
Aw wish we had gotten the question portion of the presentation too 😆 Paul exasperatedly saying "IT WOULD FEEL GOOD!" *KILLED* me!
I’ve watched this presentation so many on dropout already. I’m truly getting more than my moneys worth by being able to watch it here too.
They put the very best presentation on YT! Dropout really loves its community, even the broke ones 🥰
This is the greatest content on the internet.
I saw this multiple times already on my Dropout account but you bet your ass I’m watching it again on KZread
He factored it all in guys.
Oh no you guys left out the QnA part! That was the best part!
@spenshaa
11 күн бұрын
It would feel good!!!
I was praying they would upload this presentation in full, so I could send it to my friends and convince them to get Dropout. Please upload the Q&A part too! I think it could really get people to subscribe
"I see some people nodding." "WHO?!?" 4:39 Slays me every time 😂
Thanks, I can now compare this video with my friends and it will feel good.
I'm autistic and you have NO IDEA how much I wish I could turn off my senses bro
This was literally the best one by a long shot. Paul is a menace!
We need more Paul as a cast member (only if he wants to ofc)😂the energy he brings is amazing
"compare with friends" got funnier each time.
i feel like i say this about dropout a lot, but this immediately became one of my favorite shows.
ive been watching full season over on dropout. and this show is a gem but pauls presentation is a DIAMOND. best presentation yet
This deserves public access. Absolutely unhinged.
This is extremely important information; it should be broadcast on all major TV networks, radio, and added to public school curriculums.
Lost my shit laughing when i first saw this on dropout. The Q&A afterward is also hilarious.
Actually my favorite presentation so far. Actually hilarious
Paul holy shit I need to see more of him on shows
ADD THE Q&A SECTION YOU COWARDS! Incredible content.
God what a gem. Every moment.
Every callback was perfect 😂 “compare with friends” got me every time
@zeesh1351
7 күн бұрын
"It would feel really good!"
noooo, why leave out the q&a?? 😭😭 "Pallavi, it would FEEL GOOD ! 😡😡"
Oh no the Q&A is still behind the paywall….smart.
I want more Paul in front of the camera on Dropout, especially after the latest Make Some Noise
This one, the Groundhogs Day and the Ocean were the BEST so far ❤
Yeah the world needs to see this. also 2:50 I can't put into words how perfect this moment is Grant killed me
I was watching this episode earlier and hoping they make it public as a preview to Smartypants, and i'm glad they really did
Perfect! Now I can compare this presentation with friends!
Sad that the Q&A portion is cut but so happy I can share this with my other buds that have no yet converted. Yet.
I love Paul… we need more Paul.
Thanks for posting this so I can compare with friends 🙏🙏
bless you for uploading this
Yesssss I saw a 2 min version of this presentation uploaded by a random youtube account and I knew I needed the whole thang Thank you Dropout
paul really should be on camera more, he's fantastic
So many of us are rewatching this
Spworm feels good.
Just watched 5 episodes... PLEASE have PFT back on more Dropout!!! He's the best.
the first time I saw this I cry-laughed for a good ten minutes after it was over
The thing i love most is that paul doesn't stop to acknowledge anyone's confusion
spworm has never left my brain since the moment i heard it
it would feel good
Some people can turn off their ears! Inside our ears is a muscle called the tensor tympani, which generally involuntarily blocks out long loud sounds with a low rumble. While rare, some can flex this muscle to block out sounds when they want!