My favourite: "Hey, does your coach know you're on the ice?"

If you can't chirp or be chirped, you have no business being on the ice. -Wayne Gretzky

"I've seen digital clocks with better hands" Shots fired!

@jpersonen98

9 жыл бұрын

Dopa Fiend hahahaha

@louisa1167

8 жыл бұрын

+Dopa Fiend *your*

@dopafiend9626

8 жыл бұрын

Louis Azzilonna LMFAO your* mom can get it too with these lady hands.... #ALLUPINHER

@queenofyeay

8 жыл бұрын

My Ma was 94, shes dead, either way that's just gross...

"Don't you ever disrespect Ray Charles. He sang at my wedding." Died of laughter there.

After I score, I'll sometimes tell the goalie, "when you're done looking for it it's behind you."

Never chirp a mans flow

@EvanTisby

9 жыл бұрын

which means always chirp a man's flow

@bladeshockey21

7 жыл бұрын

Evan Tisby no. Never chirp flow

@filipadler7019

7 жыл бұрын

Tomalo21 why

@bladeshockey21

7 жыл бұрын

Filip Adler because it's an unwritten rule of chirping

@walruslover0446

7 жыл бұрын

Yes it's one of hockey ten commandments

in our beer league game last night i told the ref to go back to footlocker lol

Hey tendy you should get geico because then you can save 15% or more

@xstech9886

6 жыл бұрын

Xurai lol

@itsmellzcold7474

6 жыл бұрын

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@bllsck1236

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

Get off your knees ref, your blowing the game!

Hey ref wanna borrow my phone? Maybe you can make a call today

@sam_digiorno7313

7 жыл бұрын

hey ref, Hellen Keller could have made more calls then you.

@danielcooney7040

7 жыл бұрын

Hey ref, you sure you're not pregnant? You missed 2 periods.

Best I heard was a D partner I had. Our goalie takes a couple of whacks after it's blown, and he grabs the guy and says. " You do that again, and I'm gonna shake you like a fuckin baby". Almost pissed myself in the crease right there.

@walruslover0446

7 жыл бұрын

I once hip checked a kid into the boards really hard and the refs didn't call it (I'm in pewees). He stayed on the ice for a while and my buddy asked what happened. I said, " I just helped him into the boards"

"My right hand got more playtime last night that you got all year."

I play in a beer league and this guy (#1 scorer in our league) on the other team ended up with a breakaway but totally flubbed the shot trying to deke out our 69 year old goalie. So I call out from the bench, "Hey you need the Heimlich? I saw you choke pretty bad out there!"

Its amazing how many players dangle like pros but with their head down but are not even close when it comes to skating like pros and hockey sense like pros and you guys are a good example. The skills you learn make you look good in practice but have absolutely no use in actual hockey games and then you show boat like ur really good players

these were funny when I read them on Gongshow's page in 2008.

I can’t wait for all the half wit jokes about how I painted my bucket! I LOVE THIS!

Love the chirps! Just added this beauty vid to our playlist :)

My best chirp: “Get off your knees, ref, you’re blowing the game.”

Whenever I line up for a faceoff( I play d) and I'm lucky enough to be right next to an opposing player i always lift their stick aggressively right when the puck drops. After a couple of times doing that I sorta lunge at them expecting me to lift their stick again and they get spooked. Not really chirping but it has the same effect

"I have some coupons that save more than you tend" "I've heard better chirps from a dead bird"

See it is such an art form that I just want to high five anyone who chirps at me it's great

I say “your the human equivalent of the participation award” a lot

@clevelandbrown5709

4 жыл бұрын

They probably hear the first 3 and a half words before they skate away

The best chuep I ever had was when some fat kid cross checked me in the back for the third time, and I got up and said, "learn how to hit Tons of Fun"

@dcad2728

9 жыл бұрын

I mean I know it's a chirp... But it's kind of mean to tease someone about their weight especially if they are insecure, I'm not trying to offend you

Gotta love the infamous "tabarnak"

And Shoresy is the master of the chirp

"i've heard better chirps from my dead bird"

I’ve got one. Just like a time-bomb, only good for one period

a really good chirp is "hey whered u learn to pass, ur really good!"

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day

“Why don’t you go back to the shire Frodo” as a short guy this hurt

that ref looked like martin jones

Go back to the Shire Frodo is gold !!! 👍🏻👍🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂

awesome

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP, lol great video

Hey ref, if you had one more eye you'd be a cyclops

@addisondietz6416

7 жыл бұрын

Cade Lommel my uncle said that at my game almost got us a penalty lmao

Awesome!

I've heard better chirps from a dead bird

@Tree-kc7jt

5 жыл бұрын

Heard that before

@ryanp7782

5 жыл бұрын

Same

Using this in my game tonight

Pretty sick

"I heard better chirps from a dead bird"

Swifter called he wants his duster back

Anybody in a Jofa Helmet is fair game+ overtime.

I'm pretty sure laying down on the ref is a bit more than a chirp. 😂

My personal favorite one that I ever had was in beer league, playing against this jackoff who was messing with our goalie. Dutifully, I followed him to the side boards and planted him as hard as I could. He got up and we had a little scrum for a bit, each got 2 minutes for roughing. I was good letting it end there, but he decided to go for more. After a minute or two, I said "hey, I like your 5 o'clock shadow. Do you still talk to the other guy from Wham?" Fortunately, we were all old enough to get that joke.

That's hilarious!

When I was a freshman at Bowling Green my friends and I would go to hockey games and scream obscenities at the opposing teams. Ferris State was always the best because they were the most responsive.

@dakjames3407

9 жыл бұрын

BG!

ive seen coupons save more than you have lol

@kriegthepsycho2606

7 жыл бұрын

pfletch 18 I've heard better chirps from a dead bird

This had me dying laughing

on a face off lets go sandy

Rattles up boys!

rattles up boys, rattles up hahaha

if have a full glass cage "hey bud roll down your window

Jetz pizza is really good. Saw it on your boards

Nice video

Best chirp to the ref in my opinion is “ hey ref that whistle ain't a di*k get it out of your mouth " to a ref making too many bad calls

chirping the tendy is a bad idea, especially if you're in front of the net. a defender was in my crease trying to throw me off, must've been like 12, he was looking to get a deflect but what he got was my paddle in the back of his knee, i didn't pull a penalty, and i sure didn't see him on the ice for the next 4 or 5 shifts

Chirp towards the ref: Aye ref does ur wife know ur screwing us this bad

Me chirping: *skates up to player* CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!

Nice story.

Saw this one goalie get lit up, and was starting to lose his shit on opposing players. Opposing forward points to the scoreboard and skates away. No words were needed.

or pass the puck ya hacker. Or hack the puck ya passer!

number 17 at the start skating hahaha

This is so funny

Lol... Good Video.

hahaah that was just great! :D

this is so funny

Rattles up

I love chirping people

Might be important to learn? No Definitely Important to learn.

"Hey ref, make sure you take your laxatives later, because you're full of shit!" "I've seen better shots from an unloaded gun!" "Hey ref, does your wife know you're screwing us?"

Hahahah, that was great.

If I was in the NHL, playin' against Pittsburgh I'd say "where's your figure skates Cindy?"

@MGSDude01

10 жыл бұрын

I mean I play hockey but I'm not an NHLer.

@OPkappaOP

10 жыл бұрын

Next to Stanley cup and 2 Olympic golds

@MGSDude01

10 жыл бұрын

Well to me he's still a whiny-ass baby.

@xSNUKxGodsmack

10 жыл бұрын

***** And that's all you have to say about him lol..

@MGSDude01

10 жыл бұрын

Nah, there's a lot more. Like how he gets injured and wants to sit for months. Or bein' the hotshot scoring leader and can't bring another Cup to Pittsburgh. Snubbed Lidstrom in the Stanley Cup celebration handshake. Took a cheap shot at Chara, then hid behind the ref. And in the playoffs it's his lack of talent showing, and leadership to help Penguins win the Cup again. That's why I've been sayin' for the last 3 years the '09 championship team was a fluke. I've got nothing against the guys talent. It's the attitude and demeanor he displays on the ice that I can't stand. Hell, Malkin oughta wear the C.

2:58 truck backing up? 😂😂😂

So if Chirping isn't working, then go with Slash and Hook?!

I wanna be a sniper/dangler but still I'm watching this for why not

@gn8771

7 жыл бұрын

fuggin bender

@michaeleast4979

7 жыл бұрын

gn8771 I'm probably better than you

Hey ref! My coach got your phone. He says you have 18 missed calls. My dad wants me to say that to a ref one day 😂

Never chirp the tendy

(For the keeper) Bet your great at dodgeball

@clustercloudzz8431

8 жыл бұрын

For a duster :Swiffers lookin for a new mascot ya duster

I used to be so bad for this, I just never shut up even when I had the puck and should have been concentrating.

This video improves the lives of those on the giving and receiving end of trash talk. I say this because I hate people that don't know what the fuck theyre saying. I one time leveled a kid behind the net and he looked up at me and was like how'd that feel? and I just kinda stood there like dude what

Next episode: how to chirp in Quebecois French.

If someone try's to show off but fucks up just say: Are those stones or hands?

One for benders is: mate, the tape is for your stick not your ankles

i going to ferris state for hockey camp this summer

I've played there!

classic

Geez ok same old chirps since 1998. Let's get some new ones goin

haha nice

I've heard better chirps from the dead bird bro

@zionadam6425

7 жыл бұрын

JJDAL2119 thx

@josephg7247

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Agario A

@zionadam6425

7 жыл бұрын

Joseph G a what?

@michaelpreston233

6 жыл бұрын

Harsh, they tried though.

@fortnitegodgod113

6 жыл бұрын

Brick by Brick j

I'm a goalie and last year a guy was like "Hey tendy, you suck" and I was like "I've heard better chirps from a dead bird

Does your coach know your out here?

I've seen coupons save more than you have. HA!

Hey duster......could I borrow ur hands, I need a stone for my skates

I'm the kind of defenseman to throw their stick off the ice the say, have you been lifting?

Alteranate name:how to Tiki-talk

Is it bad to chirp alot in u18?

@nonamewhywouldihave

8 жыл бұрын

+Goldmine MC U18=Under 18

2:23 that was like all the ref

Ray Charles is rolling in his grave

My keyboard has more shifts than you

It’s 1:15am I’ve got a soccer game tomorrow morning I don’t even play hockey I have no idea why I’m here i need help