How To Get Girls
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This week i'm teaching you how to be a hit with the ladies!
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Written by - Stephen Tries
Starring - Devon Newton, Max Smith, Tom Cooney and Casanova
Instagram - / stephen_tries
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Hope you liked the video! It took a bit more effort to make but it'll be worth it when I get $9 from KZread
@Jack-fi5mv
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Tries the weight joke was fucking class
@Jicer
6 жыл бұрын
elliteexpered x ikr, fucking brilliant 😂
@jackanderson8731
6 жыл бұрын
elliteexpered x agreed the weight joke was quality
@godwin1119
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Tries why are u so fucking funny you need to be a comedian
@Hgibson147
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Tries jack Whitehall is my favourite stand up comedian
Has Stephen got every colour Adidas tracksuit there is? Not all heroes wear capes
@JohnSmith-yi9cp
6 жыл бұрын
Cam Kirkham hes a slav
@__-dk8fh
6 жыл бұрын
Can you shut up no one wants to see your shit channel
@bravocpm1600
6 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here :)
@CamKirkham
6 жыл бұрын
Oi Oi
@ChucksWet
6 жыл бұрын
John Smith *chav
"Steven hawking pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav" OMGGGH
@elhomo6406
6 жыл бұрын
Random Havoc I fucking loved that ahaha
@JoeJohnson-id1hb
6 жыл бұрын
Random Havoc the gags are absolutely solid and on point right?😂
@diogodinis2022
6 жыл бұрын
Random Havoc ii
@jayneyy906
5 жыл бұрын
Random Havoc read that as he said it lol
@yneshAshanti
5 жыл бұрын
Comedic genius of our time, this Stephen guy.
Sorry for the "weight"
@FinnCollins
6 жыл бұрын
Ashwath Subramanyan don't apologise for being fat
@mythicalsoccerbeast5957
6 жыл бұрын
Finn Collins I cried
@jj8557
5 жыл бұрын
Find your twin niko omilana
@freddiedonovan5023
4 жыл бұрын
jj love that
@12akul
4 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant wait as in moving slowly coz he's fat
"Sorry about the wait guys" "Hey, don't apologise for being fat" HAHAHAHA
@pavillionx3555
5 жыл бұрын
*weight
@r_tonge6917
5 жыл бұрын
Pavillion X35 are u a mong, he was saying sorry for taking his time i’m brining the champagne, so “wait” not his actually weight yer spack
@pavillionx3555
5 жыл бұрын
@@r_tonge6917 yh obviously Max meant 'wait' but the pun is that Stephen took it to mean 'weight'. Hence he replies 'don't apologize for being fat'. Don't try to lecture others if his humour is too advanced for you.
@user-og7qq5zy8p
5 жыл бұрын
@@pavillionx3555 he still said 'wait' tho??
@pavillionx3555
5 жыл бұрын
@@user-og7qq5zy8p wdym they both sound the same? Max said sorry for the 'wait' but the joke is that Stephen thought he said sorry for the 'weight'
"I like my women like my coffee, hot and available on street corners" HAHAHAHAHA
@prolapseentertainment8891
6 жыл бұрын
That joke formula was stolen from anxty tea bags KZread channel.
@B055XD
6 жыл бұрын
prolapse entertainment does it matter
@prolapseentertainment8891
6 жыл бұрын
THE BO55 XD yes because they did a diss track on Stephen
@KW-dt9kx
6 жыл бұрын
DanThMann ALTERNATE Whose your wingman, Pyrocynical?
@dux520
6 жыл бұрын
It was exactly the same as Lee Mack's Joke
You really do try Stephen.
@evanstarkey4316
4 жыл бұрын
Haha funny
@finlaylynch9020
4 жыл бұрын
Are you talking to max
@theroyalkermit
3 жыл бұрын
In the name ✨
'So where you from Debra?' 'Devon' 'Oh never been' Classic 😂😂😂
Is no one gonna comment on how dedicated he was in falling into the fountain in public ahahaha legend
“Been banned from every school in my area” “As a kid?” “Well, 2015...” W
Stephen this is absolutely one of your best. I had to pause and rewind after the weight joke because my brain couldn't process any more jokes. Superb stuff!
@StephenTries
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much, it was so proud when i thought of that one
@MullanMedia96
6 жыл бұрын
And you should well be, Max is an absolute trooper
@parlay-music
6 жыл бұрын
I did exactly the same, the weight joke was brilliantly done. Also loved the mirror part
@Wankle.
Жыл бұрын
It’s good but you must be pretty slow
This is fucking brilliant
@ferozshamsi8286
6 жыл бұрын
Fuck 340 likes 😳
"The only thing you've fucked is your a-levels" hahahahahaaha this is gold mate I always look forward to your videos x
Stephen Hawkins pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav 😂
@isabellaheald9639
6 жыл бұрын
Theo Bennetts I read this just as he said it😂 that was so wierd😂😂😂
@georgebamber6871
6 жыл бұрын
Joke is way more edgy now
he sort of seems genuinely awkward even though he's acting
@drjimmytheswagmyster9714
6 жыл бұрын
NateRBs he is litteraly saying his acting is good
@jr5993
4 жыл бұрын
@Ignore what I’m about to say but I was thinking the same thing.
@lauren-caitwright921
4 жыл бұрын
Ignore what I’m about to say but Or Ricky Gervais, real David Brent vibes or ‘Extras’
@raizereaper4697
3 жыл бұрын
Ignore what I’m about to say because everything I say is boring
Some kids are going to be looking for serious advice and click on this xD
@franblake0071
6 жыл бұрын
0161 Chicken in a wrap 😂
@StephenTries
6 жыл бұрын
0161 Chicken in a wrap I'm an educator
@SamP-jg8ub
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Tries OMG STEPHEN ILYYY
@JohnsGamingFun
6 жыл бұрын
you telling me that this isn't serious advice?
@mohammedshah5147
5 жыл бұрын
@@SamP-jg8ub I see u everywhere its getting annoying
That weight joke though ahahahaha
@LucasKingPiano
6 жыл бұрын
Caught me off guard
@PRYDEEE
5 жыл бұрын
Fucking cracked up at that...
I like my women how I like my coffee, always getting my name wrong XD
@lucaarciero4813
6 жыл бұрын
JOGERS6 white
@MediocreTekkerz
6 жыл бұрын
I know ^ω^ they always call me "get away from me you creep" smh
@johnatherstone667
6 жыл бұрын
James Acaster
@Getmetosubscriberswithou-xi8xk
6 жыл бұрын
Mock the week
@toby.mp3
5 жыл бұрын
Jibbs starbucks
0161 Girls On My Lap
@ibyz786boss8
6 жыл бұрын
Niall Corey 0161 fanny on tap
@Areebxrk
6 жыл бұрын
0161 dick in hat
@seanor3035
6 жыл бұрын
Niall Corey 0161 chicken in a wrap
@ibyz786boss8
6 жыл бұрын
Niall Corey 0161 white stuff on the map
@bradleysparksbs
6 жыл бұрын
Niall Corey 0161 I fucked the cat
'No I'm vegan', 'I thought you were called Devon'😂
"I was thinking a nightclub or the Anne Summers changing room" hahahahha
The Steven Hawking joke killed me 😂
"Sorry for the wait guys" *"Dont apologise for being fat"* 😂😂😂😂fuck me😂😂😂 it probs wasnt even that funny but oh well
We all know this is just a cover for his love affair with boxhead
Steven do u use this on men as well?
@rebekahmurphy6679
5 жыл бұрын
MC DRUMSTIK and little kids
"I used to tell people I was "buy"-sexual but it turns out that's got nothing to do with hiring prostitutes"
@alexwestwood2646
6 жыл бұрын
Lxslii just when I thought I'd got all the puns theres more😂😂
@alaba2798
6 жыл бұрын
Funniest part
"Sorry about the wait guys." "Hey don't apologize for being fat." 😂😂😂😂😂
4:02 i actually laughed out loud for once
I'm going to try this
How to get girls 1. Don't be Stephen Tries 2. That's about it
@cormaccoughlan5488
6 жыл бұрын
Chaddious Thunderloins 2 likes in 1 month absolutely amazing
"Sorry about the wait guys...." -"Hey, don't apologise for being fat." 😂😂
01Shag1😂😂
swear down no one noticed that audio silence at 1:19 to 1:25
@lijkil775
4 жыл бұрын
I did ;c
@fsmskully6564
4 жыл бұрын
copyright
"let's hope Rhepanol's vegan then" 😂😂😂that's class hahaha
I like my women how I like my coffee hot and on the corner 😂😂
@johnrobertson2125
6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that was sooooooo funny in the video hahahahahahhahaoyefswg d8; 4toq 4mw5stot;oqm53dhs;gohefir
@prolapseentertainment8891
6 жыл бұрын
That joke formula was stolen from anxty tea bags KZread channel.
@lukemclellan2141
6 жыл бұрын
I like my women how I like my coffee - black and bitter
@sackboy8me
6 жыл бұрын
that joke formula is as old as jokes themselves, theyre like yo mama jokes so he didnt steal it from anyone
@eastsideresident5814
6 жыл бұрын
Josh Ford I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in a cellar for 14 years.
Honestly Stephen is the funniest guy on KZread. Dude needs to do a comedy special.
This is one of your best on KZread
usually takes me a bit longer to get my dates wet 😂😂
One of the best skits so far! Keep up the good work Stephen. You and your team are doing fantastic. Greetings from Germany
It's amazing how you get so many jokes out, rarely ever a wasted word in any of your videos
"I pull out just for you.. Not for the first time" 😂😂😂 STEPHEN U GINGER JOKER
My man said Stephen hawking is basically a satnav 😂😂😂
By far the funniest video yet, keep up the great work bro
Actually one of the funniest videos ive seen from you mate. Keep it up g x
*This is the exact video I need, and it couldn't have been by a better person...*
"Stephen hawking pulled 2 birds and his technically a sat nav" 😂😂😂😂
you just keep getting better hahaha, most criminally under rated youtuber i have ever seen
Quality content as usual Stephen and bloody hilarious! Keep up the good work!!
I took your how to get girls advice and she's still in therapy. Cheers mate😉
Hope you enjoy that £11 mate
I love you Stephen you're the best comedian EVER! I laugh my head off every time I watch one of your videos! Keep it up you're the best!
I keep coming back to these videos.... so iconic
"Heeey don't apologise for being fat" 😂
"Sorry about the weight guys" "hey, don't apologise for being fat" 😂
Another awsome skit as usual, always are funny!
absolutely hilarious lad keep on making the good content and aim for the 1 mil subscribers so underrated stephen
IT'S CLEARLY SEASON 5
"I'm vegan" "I thought you were Devon"
Absolutely superb stuff mate. At first I couldn't tell if you were hilarious or just an average throwaway but I have to say I'm hooked now! Love the channel..bravo! 😁
Best comedy skit yet amazing work Stephen 😂😂😂
0161 Shagging On The Map
"So where abouts are you from debra?" "Devon" "Oh never been" 😂😂😂😂
Consistently funny, original content. Stephen you are the needle in KZread's haystack!
Stephen you are getting better and better this is jokes and I am always so unprepared for those jokes, literally had me laughing out loud
I knew he was falling in that fountain as soon as it showed him there
5:54 That part killed me XD
Stephen is back in form! Great video man :)
Defiantly worth it 👍🏼 Stephen you're brilliant at what you do!! 😂
Don't know why but Steven low-key has a David Brent vibe from off the office, surely I'm not the only that thinks that? 😂
@billyneville8579
5 жыл бұрын
Jordan Henshall you can really tell which tv shows formed his style of comedy. The Inbetweeners, The Office, Extras,...
@vincie8855
5 жыл бұрын
Billy Neville Alan partridge
When you say girls... Do you mean underaged girls
@BenBullockDragooon
6 жыл бұрын
Hes not trollzous, allegedly.
@abdullahbashir9778
6 жыл бұрын
Dragooon what happened with trollzous?
@abdullahbashir9778
6 жыл бұрын
Lissy Loo ohh now I feel like an idoit😂😂
@abdullahbashir9778
6 жыл бұрын
Lissy Loo The guy made me think he raped a child and I was thinking wtf I liked jake😂
yesss another video❤❤ funniest youtuber everrrrr 💗💗😂😂😂
This one is my favorite so far! Had me chuckling
"Steven hawking pulled 2 birds and he's basically a satnav" omg 😂💀💀
"sorry about the wait guys" *"Don't apologise for being fat"*
Pure genius, ily Stephen
Great vid, well worth waiting for man !
NIGGA GOT A TUMBLR GF
0161 vote for barrack
Stephen deserves wayyy more subscribers. His videos are quality
You are easily my favourite KZreadr, keep going and you'll have millions of subs
Wagwan piffting what's your bbm pin innit
@LeftBootT
6 жыл бұрын
The kids these days are seriously original.
@skelejum8370
6 жыл бұрын
21 pilots is cancer
@tedrobinson5392
6 жыл бұрын
0161
@fantasyconnect
6 жыл бұрын
What does 21 pilots have to do with this?
@jameswoods2010
6 жыл бұрын
Memeulous
What does he say at 5:32
@jeffmad9326
6 жыл бұрын
He says "Let's hope rohypnol's vegan then". Rohypnol is known as the "date rape drug" because it has no colour, smell or taste, so it is easy to slip into drinks to sedate the victim while they are raped. Pretty dark joke tbh
Honestly you are hilarious deserve so many more subs as every video is quality
Worth waiting for these uploads
Stop wasting time and get yourself on the big screen mate! Just as funny if not funnier than the inbetweeners!!
love the nuance of the comedy mate, extremely funny keep it up!
Great video Stephen ,funny as always
Dude, I love your content! Greetings from the other side of the pond!
Stephen u are one of the funniest guys on KZread u have made my day, what a guy
Really enjoying the longer video!😁
It’s a year later and I still love this video
What have I just witnessed I think it might be the best video on KZread
this is the funniest one yet 😂😂 sat nav 😂😂😂😂
This is the best one you guys have ever made 😂😂😂
Seriously talented Stephen, keep up the great work
brilliant video, mate. keep it up! it'll all be worth it!
Great material and delivery as usual
Best sketch yet
Thank you so much for this extremely helpful guide! I'll never be single again!
Congratulations for 300k subs