Most of the time I just retrace her IP address through Google maps and root back to her coding indexes so I can bust through the MD-5# systems, and boom, we're in baby.

@JosecZuniga

7 жыл бұрын

Stacher. ($) 😂😂😂

@tommyjohn_45

7 жыл бұрын

boss move

@cubby184

7 жыл бұрын

Teachingmensfashion good video friend

@GalkoRay

7 жыл бұрын

Stacher. ($) god dayum lol

@thisistotallyfine

7 жыл бұрын

LIKE A BAWS

Video is divided in 1. Put your best foot forward 2. Don't be a stalker 3. Buy a watch from the fifth

@OwolabbyAzeez

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO well if you want the real keys to a successful DM with the highest shooting percentage or likelihood of getting a response back it is to like about 2-3 pictures and wait for her to like a couple back and/or follow you as well. If you just send a DM without any kind of flirting beforehand you’re shooting percentage is a lot lower lol. This approach isn't full proof by no means because there's so many reasons why a girl may reject you that have nothing to do with you. However, if she's in a state of mind to accept your romantic advances and actually likes you then you're pretty much guaranteed that when you DM her you'll be able to get her off Instagram and meet up with her in person. Made a video that goes into a lot more detail on what to say when you actually get to the point of sending the DM lol

@thatguywhocommentseverywhe9569

5 жыл бұрын

Buying a fifth watch is the most important thing lmao

So early. BTW here are the timestamps. 1. Put your best foot forward 0:46 2. Do not be a stalker 1:31 3. Understand that nobody cares about your problems 3:46 4. Patience is a key 4:20 5. Don't forget your end goal 4:49 Give me some likes or just do whatever you want. I love y'all.

@muscularteenager5498

7 жыл бұрын

FITNESSFORTEENS Thanks

@xXL0N3ST4RXx

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@naegleriafowleri76

7 жыл бұрын

FITNESSFORTEENS spoken like a true beta approval seeking nice guy, "give me some likes", then claim his love for us, no wonder these people get burned by women

@smgcrysix

7 жыл бұрын

FITNESSFORTEENS and

@michaelboulevard9788

7 жыл бұрын

Latin Lover spoken like a twat

Imagine taking a good selfie the first time

@stevensampson9462

4 жыл бұрын

Logan Graham yes

@Tallbuff

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine taking a good selfie

@inspiredalbania5416

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tallbuff belive it or not I got it yesterday and was my first selfie

@cozybrown796

3 жыл бұрын

i do

@Ish369_

3 жыл бұрын

Jose’s build different

I already have a girlfriend but if my man jose uploads imma watch it

@kush7138

7 жыл бұрын

Nobby Bobby Lucky. I'm still trying to get one, but most don't even seem interested....

@camdemcassidy6354

7 жыл бұрын

its about not seeming desperate, work on yourself first. increase your intelligence, work out some to get more toned, become a better speaker, and stop giving a fuck what they think in any negative ways. I speak from experience I did all those things and went from no girls to talking to 10 at a time. just understand don't abuse their emotions, you can lose one you actually care for and again speaking from experience.

@kush7138

7 жыл бұрын

camdem cassidy I'm an hopeless romantic and I never will try to abuse a girl's emotions. I workout daily and I never show any desperation at all (other than back in high school). My intelligence is on point. My social status is becoming better this year as well. I'm just gonna flow with the motion and try to focus on myself. Like there's a girl I like and flirt with and she haves interest in me, but I'm just gonna go with the flow.

@ChaserFTW

7 жыл бұрын

Same for me. He uploads, i watch

@lazarusmpuka2522

7 жыл бұрын

XXXTentacion

I once waited 4 years for a girl to reply back and what she said was mind blowing...... "I'm a lesbian"

@MaxPowerisimo

7 жыл бұрын

Ohmarr 3.0 then answer: "oh, we have something in common! i'm lesbian too, i like girls" it's going to make her laugh (at least if she's saying it seriously, she may laugh, if not lesbian, in any moment she's going to un-lie it)

@connorsleftnut942

6 жыл бұрын

Mariano Choi yuppers

@atm0stgaming208

5 жыл бұрын

Was she ignoring you for 4 years or coming up with an excuse to ignore you for 4 years?

@xXRealXx

5 жыл бұрын

+Atm0st Gaming probably both

@zsomborsteiner7066

5 жыл бұрын

But not a freak tho

That moment when you are 18 but have never even dated a girl.

@kush7138

7 жыл бұрын

DAT BOI You still got some time. I'm 20, and I never even dated a girl yet either.

@ShanesSquirrelShack

7 жыл бұрын

20 as well, dated like once but never had a committed relationship. No rush dude.

@kush7138

7 жыл бұрын

Shane McNealy Yeah, I used to think back then in high school it was a big deal, nowadays it's not all that much. I just want some girl to love me as I love her vice versa. One thing I will always refuse to do is chase though. I used to do that stupid shit back in high school. Nothing but heartaches.

@ShanesSquirrelShack

7 жыл бұрын

It's not a race. Better to wait and find someone worth keeping. It's all that old stuff your moms told you when you couldn't get or keep the girl but it's the truest stuff I've heard.

@kush7138

7 жыл бұрын

Shane McNealy Yep. I'm about to graduate from College, I workout daily and cut back daily, and I have goals that are realistic. Of course I have other attributes, but they're too big to list. XD

Lemme just clear up my calendar for this weekend Because im gonna get datess!!

@tanakachiganga3326

6 жыл бұрын

Zass Hach how did that work out for you?

@javiernormand7914

6 жыл бұрын

Tanaka Chiganga his IQ is over 10,000 because he as Ricky morty profile picture

Jose: Aye girl, I heard you like bad boys Girl: Oh, you're a bad boy? Jose: Yeah girl, didnt you know? I can prove it to you tonight. Girl: Oh what are we gonna do? Jose: First we're gonna KZread and dislike all of RealMenRealStyle videos Girl: And then what? Jose: Then we're gonna buy a crate of Tiege Hanley and show the people the best skin care system that takes removes all the guess work and it's also super affordable.

@richpolite

7 жыл бұрын

Marcus Shaw lmfaooooooooo

@Aviamoyal

7 жыл бұрын

Marcus Shaw Girl-Answered never

@emporerpalpatine3055

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@madhukarkashyap8578

7 жыл бұрын

ya right Tiege Hanley

@jasperkelly8314

7 жыл бұрын

We love alpha m

a girl just texted me on Tinder I'm going to make her wait 13 weeks that playing it cool enough?

@anthonynelson2564

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus way to long 😂

@tyleranddaniel2039

6 жыл бұрын

1 months cool enough to get to know someone iron out all the insecurities and awkwardness

@user-os6fr2ix4h

6 жыл бұрын

Nigga said 13 weeks 💀💀💀😂

@atm0stgaming208

5 жыл бұрын

You want to do it at least a hour or 2 after so she knows your interested

@atm0stgaming208

5 жыл бұрын

Especially on Tinder because she probably has backups

I make the best first impressions but I can't maintain it

@mattmartinez7135

6 жыл бұрын

Nzwakele leave her ass on read for a few hours lol

@sebastianlezama31

6 жыл бұрын

Richard Martinez *days*

@marcdddd9514

6 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Lezama months

@mikhailsingh3394

6 жыл бұрын

Marc Dddd years

@aware25-madtraveller33

6 жыл бұрын

decades

i like how you're getting funnier every time you upload a new video. keep up the great work fam.

slightly disagree around 4:45. if a girl says "hey I take forever to respond or I'm too busy, most likely she's saying that you're not important enough for her."

@vincentshipe6689

6 жыл бұрын

It could go either way honestly. There was one girl who told me that but she and I ended up dating for 3 years (still going)

@tekiero

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincentshipe6689 said what?

The thing is she has no posts

@ethanlawrence4393

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@RobertMaximusTopic

5 жыл бұрын

Mission failed we will get em next time

@muhammadalimalik5510

5 жыл бұрын

And that my friend is how you set yourself up for disappointment. Never, ever DM a girl with no posts because when you find out they look so much different than their dp (if they even have one), it's time wasted. I speak from experience.

@aryataywade2803

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan Lawrence same

@BanesBasement

4 жыл бұрын

Wait for her to post a story and see if there’s something you can start a convo with

Thanks bro !!! You just saved my ass... 😄😄😄😄 I was about to do something creepy.

@musicology5132

6 жыл бұрын

jaideep sohal 😂😂😂

@firozdanish7202

6 жыл бұрын

Were you about to ask her for bob and vegene pictures?

@chazking8137

6 жыл бұрын

firoz Danish vegana*

@yungtrunks7029

6 жыл бұрын

firoz Danish lmaooooooo I was thinkin the same

@ultragoldcoin8780

5 жыл бұрын

Hashimoto Altai 😂😂 your skep

Jose is the type of zunigga to promote the 5th as a conversation starter in the DM's

😂😂😂 at 1:39 when he drunk the bottle of water indicating thirsty was classic frfr 😂

2:29 "Yo I see you use the same blender as me wanna hang out"

@kingl5523

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Jackson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yoooo

Jose Zuniga, you are one hell of a god, man you helped me slide straight into those dm's and I came, clean bro. All thanks to you and this Grammarly thing works like a charm. But thank you, man. You helped me become the man I want to be and don't worry ill always be one of your longest lasting subscribers.

Jose your channel is the best. I was just talking to a girl on social media and needed some advice.

Haven't watched the video yet, but I swear if he talks about the 5th, I will break my phone

@ashaypatel6220

7 жыл бұрын

Awesomeness Live which is your new phone?

@johnnymedina9289

7 жыл бұрын

did you a new phone yet ??

@XkingDeceptionXD

6 жыл бұрын

What bout if you can't afford to buy a new one then?

@Sky1ne

6 жыл бұрын

Rip your phone

@suziecute9873

6 жыл бұрын

So u broke ur phone XD

That guy is going to be pissed that you used his profile as an example lol 😂

Jose! You should make a video(maybe series) of letting your fans choose an outfit a stylish celebrity/icon is seen wearing, and you try to match it the best you can.

DENGGGG TMF bout to get a million subs 👏👏 just give it a few months (if that). And great video btw.

Ever since I started watching Jose I have been getting KZread ads in spanish

I got a date with my crush and now im going on a second date with her you really help me with your tips😁

Hey bro just commenting to let you know great vid as always keep it up 💯

notification squaaad !!! man u look awesome u r the most stylish KZreadr ever !!!

I haven't watched the video let me know if he mentions the fifth

The real question is how do we slide into YOUR DMs Jose?

i go through all jose's vids and hes legit done everything

1:25 my guy had a barbie doll beside him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

dude, u r Amazing. right now un flirting by social media, and im pretty sure that im gonna use your tips 👍

The question is, if she isn't interested in you, what's the best way to casually slide out of the dm's without just totally giving away that you only wanted to go out on a date.

the sole reason for me subbing to this channel is just how cool this guy is

The intro and the drinking out of the water bottle both had me dead lmao

Well I'm screwed. She got one of those stalker apps and got hacked and posted a pic of top ten stalkers and I was #5. Shit

@yungcaza3663

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Steelman at least your not #1

@MC-pz4fd

6 жыл бұрын

What's that app called?🤔

@stickyschannel8497

3 жыл бұрын

There's actually apps like that or he's joking

@bushdid911jetfuelcantmelts4

3 жыл бұрын

@@stickyschannel8497 yeah they’re real; nobody actually gives a shit tho lmao

1:10 "Post things that make you more interesting" *Posts: Can I get a boneless pizza with a 2 liter coke*

LOOOL I DIED AT THAT PART WHERE YOU WERE CHUGGING DOWN WATER

What a great video! Nice way to switch it up Jose!!

"The great thing is it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg" goes to website first thing I see watch $150

@yungcaza3663

6 жыл бұрын

Gumby 😂

@lucasalaniz76

6 жыл бұрын

Gumby maybe he's comparing them to Rollies

Just tell her about the fifth watches, she'll love you

young jose... when i'm telling you i love this guy 😂😂

I actually have made a mistake in this category thanks again for the tip always looking out for us #love TMF

Jose can you make a video on cardigans?

Don’t ask the fish how to get caught, ask the person who catches them

Man, you are genius. This video helped me a lot. Thank you so much for your help. Greeting from Slovakia 😊

Good Content As Always Man, You Inspire Me Daily

Can you make a video on how to wear denim jackets, what to pair it with and what type of denim jackets there are out there?

@safwanc3043

7 жыл бұрын

Naero Piano He's done that already

@VetleNr

7 жыл бұрын

Saf Hury Isnt that only with the denim shirts?

@safwanc3043

7 жыл бұрын

Naero Piano Yeah, it is. But it pretty much works the same way. You'd wear a denim jacket with a hoodie, with a plain t-shirt, with a casual shirt etc. You've just got to consider the colour combinations. There isn't much of a difference between a denim shirt and a denim jacket in terms of what you'd pair it with. It would be a waste of time to make a whole video on it because of the similarities

So is it no cool to stay home on a weekend ? That's my life basically 😂

love your channel bro!

You have all my questions answered, damn! keep up the good work!👊

the intro tho😂😂

@thevibestation5174

7 жыл бұрын

James Gica ikr 😂

Hey man sup? Put some of your workout videos :-)

@Jacktibby2011

7 жыл бұрын

you just want some cawk

Great video Jose😃...please make a video on your current hairstyle😃

The way i slide that usually works is, “hey cutie, mind being friends?” That has u crazy success rate!

Wow ure video quality is A1

2:14 LOOOOL 😂

@ImworriedImgettingspyedon

7 жыл бұрын

bruh i almost died because how funny that was

@adityyuh

6 жыл бұрын

GHSHHTDHIOLKHADGHTSSDFG

You crazy you automatically maken me to watch all your video. Love you Jose 😍

Great video Jose, one of your best id say

2:13 that eye roll 😬🙈😆

lmao his mushroom tip haircut

I find the quality in your videos has improved, especially in this video.

Instant conversation! Thanks for the tips my dude.

Watching this while texting to my crush

@Lucky-zc6yk

5 жыл бұрын

Same

can you do a room tour?

@skrrrah1089

7 жыл бұрын

Nimay Officiel everything plain and grey 😂

@user-py6wp5hm1s

7 жыл бұрын

Nimay Officiel a desk a chair a bed and a bunch of fifth watches

@Tomato-eq2jz

6 жыл бұрын

Grey Grey Grey Grey Grey Grey Grey Grey

@zoerbra

5 жыл бұрын

Grey Grey Grey Watch Gray Watch Gray Gray Watch Gray Gray

Man !! your professionalism is increasing day by day 👍

great videos this week. thanks my boy!

The fact that he used some random dude's ig feed 😂😂

@kingl5523

4 жыл бұрын

Leyla Duarte that poor dude 🤣🤣🤣

Brooooo, I wanna flirt with her but the bad thing is she is on to someone :((( ahahahhaha

@apoorv5upadhyay

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Israel Take what's yours

@bobanderson2367

7 жыл бұрын

It hurts bruh

@SayWhat6187

7 жыл бұрын

Prince Popcorn Women aren't. But I don't know, I'm fine with women saying the same thing about guys, so why have a problem with guys saying it about girls?

@psalmisrael8183

7 жыл бұрын

@Steven John you're on point man

@gabrielosemwegie6705

7 жыл бұрын

she's single in the lords eyes unless she's married

That outfit with the whole black watch and black denim jacket was pretty cool 🔥

1:49 , josé the type of zuniga who even charges his phone with full battery + power saving mode.

THAS MAH BOOIIII

@MegalanPrasad

7 жыл бұрын

kristiyan kolarski #vlogdude

@wilsondavid7393

7 жыл бұрын

kristiyan kolarski what's up

When you sent hi..And she's never answer you😔😥😂

@MaxPowerisimo

7 жыл бұрын

Antreas G make her laugh, put something random like: aye, what's your opinion about the german invasion to the urss in 1941? never start with a "hi", that's basic. make exagerations, like slight ones, sadgasm (just the necessary to make her laugh, do not go further than that, it's going to end really bad). I mean, you want actually be the funny weirdo, not the introvert weirdo. you want to be the one who laughs about your defects with a little bit of positivity. and, use emojis; this is the difference: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?" "hey, wanna hang out tonight? 🍻🍻🙌" which one looks like the "i'm going to have a nice time with this person, a lot of fun"? the emojis one, exactly. well, that's your "starter" pack 😂, have fun, and actually you have to talk every girl like she's your friend (please, don't fart in front of her, geez) even with people that you consider unattractive, so people doesn't consider you like a superficial person. that actually is going to make you better person in some aspect, have fun tho 💪

@antreasgeorgiou6111

7 жыл бұрын

Bro thats what you said is right and I agree....But i think the reason who she's never answer you is becuause the girl is "high" is this girl they she said in she self: (ohhh who is that?..ohhhh..)

@MaxPowerisimo

7 жыл бұрын

Antreas G then put her down of her pony, make yourself desirable. how? you'll get the answer by the time. and a laugh almost always deserves a reply. if she doesn't reply, she can go to fuck herself

@xakitad

7 жыл бұрын

I don't reply to messages that just say "hi" or "hey"... try commenting on something you can tell she's interested in from her very recent/most recent post and/or something that yall share in common like Jose said. Send a full statement not just a one-word message :)

@ProlificPops

6 жыл бұрын

I used to make the same mistake bro. I remember when I first DM'd my crush and said "wassup" and she left me on seen. Now I come up with something witty everytime I want to text her and she actually responds with flirty messages. She still leaves me on seen after we talk for a bit, but I've definitely made progress. Now I just feel like she's trying to be mysterious so I can chase her but I'm not letting her win that easily 🙄

i like ur videos bro keep up the good work

That part where you're chugging the water for the thirsty bit XD

1:29 i am trying to become like this guy

@amaanpatel9889

4 жыл бұрын

Judging from your pp you have achieved that my friend!

OK so there is this girl that i live I mean I'm obsessed with her (not in a stalker way) She caring, kind, great personality, and she us gorgeous like I mean GORGEOUS what do I do because I'm 96.67% sure she likes me but is to scared to tell me how do I slide into the subject?

@atm0stgaming208

5 жыл бұрын

*sorry for my grammar*

Congrats on the 2 mil bro

Damn I do enjoy Ur videos😍😅 Btw you're looking different here... good actually 😅

Jose I love you... No Homo

@djak170

7 жыл бұрын

Anish League Of Legends ayyyoooooooooo!!!!

Plzz.. focus on dressing styles

Hey Jose, can you suggest or make a video on glasses for people with different types of face cut? Thank you!

Very informative video and good tips on a risky topic haha

I reallly wanted to flirt HAHAHAH except, she's leaving tomorrow :(

@christianbarrera9676

7 жыл бұрын

The Rater well...fuck her today

I don't even have social media

@jonesmcnamara

7 жыл бұрын

Just watching for the great content

@Hi84_

7 жыл бұрын

Keeper Boy33 loser lol

@hellyes3756

7 жыл бұрын

+Baby Cucumber shut the fuck up

@Hi84_

7 жыл бұрын

PRIO GRAFFITI no i wont this is America bitch

@hellyes3756

7 жыл бұрын

+Baby Cucumber no this is the internet

Loving the new cut bro!

José your timing is perfect.

Can you make a video For fat people ?how can we improve our fasion game

@gustavogutierrez2709

7 жыл бұрын

Antonio BernasTV lose weight fatty.

@antoniobernastv873

7 жыл бұрын

just shut up!

@gustavogutierrez2709

7 жыл бұрын

Antonio BernasTV just lose weight!

@antoniobernastv873

7 жыл бұрын

Just f*ck your self

@rdlvr698

7 жыл бұрын

+Gustavo Gutierrez you're rude bro, you could've said it in a better way. But, it is true though, I myself is fat and trying to lose weight. Plus sized fashion isnt really my thing, so its my choice to go shed some weight off. Besides, its better to live knowing your body is not prone to sickness as you age

what the hell does DM stand for?

@deadlyxelliot3544

6 жыл бұрын

Dick man

@subtoohbluz9072

6 жыл бұрын

Ha dick man

@despicable1709

6 жыл бұрын

Duck madness

@Sasat123

5 жыл бұрын

Dickmuch

real talk TMF

The intro is hilarious 😂

Step 1. Be rich

@crow_g1639

5 жыл бұрын

Osq no nigga just be funny

@Fit_soldier

4 жыл бұрын

Just have a personality

Great video and great advices!

Really good advice for all, keep it up bro, you are really handsome👌

I love your swag bro. You're so cool.Nice video

Does anybody know how to get the 10 Pristege in modern warfare 2 for Xbox 360? Please help

Wow as soon as you start watching a video the other one sems more interensting 😂😂😂😂

I love these videos!!

@Fit_soldier

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Mackintosh I love you

Summary.... just post a couple of pictures of you rocking The Fifth watches and nice smile and BAM!.... it's game on.