I'm surprised he didn't respond to the book thing with "I'm illiterate"

@kjl4983

Жыл бұрын

My exact thought

@AskConner

Жыл бұрын

“It’s a picture book”

@Sabrina-sc1db

Жыл бұрын

Jared, 19

@geeteshm4858

Жыл бұрын

He was probably actually scarred from that😆

@unravelmysoul1598

Жыл бұрын

@@Sabrina-sc1db classic lol

Should have told her, “sorry I’m not into guys”

@akasjs436

Жыл бұрын

I think he fancy's still being in a relationship after this video 😂

@kennethdzengedza8978

Жыл бұрын

They'll try turning you

@thhndy

Жыл бұрын

girls* edit: y'all keep tryna tell me im dumb and i dont get the joke so ill fucking quote myself if i have to: "nah i get he's calling her ugly but being sus as hell would work better" so stfu if you're tryna prove you're smarter than me cuz you obviously arent if you cant read through my replies

@ThisDude234

Жыл бұрын

*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

@ThisDude234

Жыл бұрын

​@@thhndy he said wut he said

"Hey there, you're kinda cu-" **inhuman screaching**

@crypticobra6646

13 күн бұрын

Replies with black metal vocals

" hAve yOu EveR eXPeriEnceD viOlEnce" 😂 made me think of Tyler from Wednesday for some reason

bro, missed opportunity, "I can't read" 💀😂

@Furysonofrage

Жыл бұрын

It's a tactile experience. Edit: although those are for toddlers so that's kinda fucked lol

@Irrelevant530

Жыл бұрын

@@Furysonofrage found the pedo

@gohtohwei3784

Жыл бұрын

She belongs in the library

@thecamillarose9806

Жыл бұрын

"I didn't know you could read"

@cassano743

Жыл бұрын

@@r3mii619 that's a good 1

The “How many” already got me dead 😂

@wesleyregnier1053

Жыл бұрын

Ong😂😂

@batgaming7366

Жыл бұрын

Same, wonder why basically nobody mention it.

@FreddyTheNomad

Жыл бұрын

I would say that too lmfao cuz I’m polyamorous

@MinisterPresident

Жыл бұрын

@@FreddyTheNomad no you just don’t have loyalty

@loopymomy2532

Жыл бұрын

​@@MinisterPresident???

Okay if a girl jumped on me like a fkng jockey from left 4 dead Id be speechless. ☠️

@greywolf7577

10 ай бұрын

If a girl jumped on you like that at the club without permission, that would be sexual harassment.

@Dovahki1n

10 ай бұрын

@@greywolf7577 no shit

@bgos4727

9 ай бұрын

​@@greywolf7577really what if she is your mom?

@richardashendale922

7 ай бұрын

​@@greywolf7577nope. She already has my consent 😊 Or she would if I were single 😅

@richardashendale922

7 ай бұрын

​@@bgos4727then sweet home Alabama.

The Soulja boi was clean tho😂

@XXXSemperSolusXXX

12 күн бұрын

Exactly idk how nobody else talking about it in the comments

The most respectful he’s ever been😵‍💫

@ztlgextra9573

Жыл бұрын

The most disrespectful thing is that this comment has 2.4k likes and no replies. Let me fix that.

@izzy_grace

Жыл бұрын

@@ztlgextra9573 hehe 3k likes and 1 reply. i’m gonna fix that🙂

@eliassis576

Жыл бұрын

🙄

@yournotmydad6649

Жыл бұрын

Have you ever experienced violence

@ZxZNebula

Жыл бұрын

He makes jokes dawg, she knew that and dated him after already being on the back end of jokss

im so good at denying girls at the club that i dont even actively have to do anything, they just dont come up to me.

@redmetalpanda9051

Жыл бұрын

Yup, a passive area of effect thing. They just stay out of the zone

@dominicsmallwood-zz8he

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm my anti-rizz defensive shielding is very much operating in full cylinders

@miguelsalas4852

11 ай бұрын

What club u goin bro?

@RequiemL34

11 ай бұрын

​@@miguelsalas4852is not the club, is the build

@mylightobscures

11 ай бұрын

@@RequiemL34 What's the build?

“Trying to open these legs like a book?!” “Sorry I don’t know how to read.”

This aged like milk.

@jimraynor4383

11 күн бұрын

Why? 😅

@bige4333

11 күн бұрын

@@jimraynor4383 i think she cheated on him or some shit.

@speedyspeed8178

10 күн бұрын

What the fu

@Odellevenknow

10 күн бұрын

@@jimraynor4383 she cheated on him a while ago

@TexMackerson

10 күн бұрын

​@bige4333 video?

"you trying to open these legs like a book?" "IM DYSLEXIC"

@fieto1909

Жыл бұрын

best comment 🤌

@sleepinghermit7778

Жыл бұрын

We can do it backwards

@cardheon6091

Жыл бұрын

​@@sleepinghermit7778 CIXELSYD MI

@AlquimistEd

Жыл бұрын

"Oh, I'm sorry. Trying you open these to legs book like a?"

@supermadducky6287

Жыл бұрын

She would need to respond that there’s a back door to solving the equation.

I wasn’t expecting Zach to have that kind of dancing skill. I’m impressed.

@DavidAKJohnson

11 ай бұрын

Of course his name is fucking Zach Top leaderboards of Chad Of Duty, everyone’s name is Zach

@onemillionpercent

6 ай бұрын

same

Knowing what we know now you can say she was projecting the fact that she was cheating already😂

@johog019

13 күн бұрын

who is she

“i am in love with a woman who understands me emotionally probably something you could never do” …

@PradhanmantriBruhh

3 ай бұрын

Some prophetic shite

“HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED VIOLENCE?!” has me rolling in the flooor god he’s so good. Followed up with some souja boy? Mans is fighting for his life

@mayilanthanigai6901

Жыл бұрын

Has a whole different meaning if you know what happened behind the scenes.

@TimothyGod

11 ай бұрын

​@@mayilanthanigai6901wanna elaborate?

@mayilanthanigai6901

11 ай бұрын

@@TimothyGod She had a really toxic ex that would show up and fight zach and jared.

@TimothyGod

11 ай бұрын

@@mayilanthanigai6901 that's not fun at all

@nikolaivasilev7371

10 ай бұрын

​@@mayilanthanigai6901yet they mafe this joke and you keep reminding her of her violent ex ... What here is not funny is you guys reminding her of him . She was obviously fine with the joke

“I’m tryna hit the Soulja Boy rn so you need to back up shawty”😭

@batlax18

28 күн бұрын

He hit that tho

@Johnny21603

19 күн бұрын

He did so good

Her teaching him how to deny a girl at the club When she cheated😂😂

@johog019

13 күн бұрын

who is she

The Soulja boy had me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 so imma need you to back it up shawty 🤣

Bro held his arm like a jackhammer above his head🤣🤣im dead💀

@rickskellig4652

Жыл бұрын

What a hilarious way to threaten to punch someone 😂😂 He was like a peacock stretching as big as he could to intimidate, probably pulled his shoulder doing that

@bilbobundy749

Жыл бұрын

@@rickskellig4652 he was asserting his dominance 😂

@dcgreatman

Жыл бұрын

HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED VIOLENCE

He went for the grab at the end and had to catch himself

@raw_pc

11 ай бұрын

instinct is hard to beat 😅

@Justadudechillng

9 ай бұрын

I know man I would to I would be to afraid she would fall

@Justadudechillng

9 ай бұрын

@@raw_pcit is

@richardashendale922

7 ай бұрын

That'd be it for me ngl. Things are happening if my gf jumps on me like that. Fuck the recording.

@nameIsBlanko

2 ай бұрын

na he was hitting that watch me nae ane

Funny until she cheated on him

Tara punching the air rn

I need to see him do a blind date again.

Zach shuts down as soon as someone else tries to be witty💀

Ngl Zach killed it with the dance moves

Knowing I will never need these techniques, I feel relief

First time I've seen you're videos, but, the, "No! Don't come back so soon!", was freaking hilarious!!! "I'm still mentally scarred from the book thing!"🤣🤣

yes lets pretend you can actually verbally communicate at a club

My man said "have you ever experienced Violence before!" Lmao

“i’m in love with a girl who understands me emotionally” -zack what he means: “i’m in love with tara”

I wish I was your Jared so you can emotionally manipulate me into thinking we’re best friends so you can have someone to edit the podcast and make the intro song free of charge

@alexmontoya8296

Жыл бұрын

woahh idk what any of that is from, can i please get a tldr? im so curious O:

@rubow8584

Жыл бұрын

It's the dropouts podcast which consists of zach and Jared (maybe indianna if she returns) They started it together and been working on it together since day 1, so what did zach do wrong? O.o

@billbrobaggins221

Жыл бұрын

@@rubow8584 The comment is about Indiana, not Zach.

@billbrobaggins221

Жыл бұрын

@@alexmontoya8296 The comment is about her, Indiana, and not Zach. They had a great podcast on it, with her, where she took responsibility for most all of it and the few things she tried to curve neither Zach, nor Jared, were having it. They didn't share all the details (I'm about 200% sure she cheated) but ultimately both Zach and Jared are emotionally mature on such a level that they asked kindly that people not throw shade her way, they're all friends again, and they have things to work through but they're only interested in positivity moving forward. There's definitely some damage but ya. Props to her for going on a podcast to own that she was so damaged and toxic at one point that it was starting to infect Zach. She took it on the chin and deserves credit. That's personal growth. And to be fair she was being emotionally abused and gaslit for what I understand was several years by an ex when they met. That has plenty of lasting damage in and of itself.

@kyleutter754

Жыл бұрын

@@rubow8584 I could’ve made this joke a lot more clear so my bad. This has nothing to due with that whole situation it’s just about the gag that Zach constantly gaslights Jared. I was just saying that that’s the real reason Zach is friends with him. All love ❤️

From the form on that punch, Zach has clearly not experienced violence

"You ever experienced violence?" 😂😂 some are into that.

Bro you be cranking that Soulja boy

its so funny how you can see the cuts right before he smiles like hes really trying to stay in character also that last one his arms were instinctively going to wrap around and catch/hold onto her...dude was fighting himself hard there

I REALLY hope they figure things out

@thetinmanwich

Жыл бұрын

Huh?

@mikethered4864

Жыл бұрын

How Zach's gf doesnt realize they're clearly banging is amazing. I mean surely she has to know on some level.

@raegenarmer2351

6 ай бұрын

@@mikethered4864I didn’t even know Zach had a girlfriend I thought this was his gf😂😂😂😂

"I love being at this club STOP NO" 😂

"...who understands me emotionally" XD

bruh the way he danced off and like pushed her and slid over 😭😭

“How many”

"Have you ever experienced violence!?" As he lifts his arm to punch her 😂 imagine actually seeing that response at a club lmao

Wow, he really loved her… crazy to see this a ur later

Amazing props to them both for having the courage to be as open as they were. I saw a lot of ppl saying Indi is horrible and that’s so messed up how she treated him. (Which it was) But people need to not be so quick to judge. Some people come from really fucked up situations, and have to relearn behaviors. Also no one should be so self righteous to shame someone for publicly admitting their wrongs and showing how far they’ve come.

@glowhoo9226

Ай бұрын

You don’t relearn how not to cheat on someone. Nor do you show up on their podcast later and try and mark your territory with your “replacement” She cheated on Zach and made it out like she was the victim, then kept telling Tara how “I was here first” and “I had Zach first”. There’s ZERO excuse for that.

"something you could never do" ☠️☠️ this aged poorly

@DarthVaderfr

Жыл бұрын

This aged like avocado

@navonmyhand7999

Жыл бұрын

Oh 😢 just found out

@toribouse2764

Жыл бұрын

What happened?

@h2otote

Жыл бұрын

@@toribouse2764hey were dating and over the course of their relationship, unfortunately Indiana began emotionally manipulating/ abusing him and (this part is unconfirmed) cheated on him. They ended the relationship last October which is why Indiana hadn’t been on the podcast until 2 weeks ago when she returned for everyone to explain what happened

@johndennison2769

Жыл бұрын

What happened?!

Sykkuno has the best answer to reject random girls at clubs: "Girls aren't really into me, sorry."

Bud nailed the “crank that”

This chick was bad news 💀

@khalflavian

Жыл бұрын

Who is she and why is she bad news

@ibrahim_-_-_

11 ай бұрын

@@khalflavianshe had hella emotional baggage and cheated on the poor dude

@khalflavian

11 ай бұрын

@ugotrekt6666 the emotional baggage I somehow heard in another podcast of theirs but didn't know about the cheating part ,she doesn't seem like the cheating type but then again nowadays....

@ellielou52

11 ай бұрын

​@@ibrahim_-_-_that's a rumor bro, they've literally never said that

@ibrahim_-_-_

11 ай бұрын

@@ellielou52 🤦‍♂️

I hear zero aussie in her voice rn

@belladeive5350

Жыл бұрын

Why does no one else notice this as much I do?!!? ....

Why is nobody talking about the fact that he said "How many"

Why is he so good at dancing

She broke him 😢

The fact that he raised his fist up like that had me dead!

That "YOU EVER EXPERIENCED VIOLENCE" one hits hard fr 🤣

Cleanest Soulja I’ve seen in years

I usually just say "Sorry miss I'm kinda broke." Then most would leave me. The ones that stay are drunk.

@greywolf7577

10 ай бұрын

That would just scare off the gold diggers. The rest would like you for your personality so you would have to disabuse them off that somehow.

@Uknowjusticemill

9 ай бұрын

​@@greywolf7577No girl at the club likes you for your personality

Two words “Not interested.” applies in every situation, hitting on you or not. If you don’t want to talk to someone approaching you, “Not interested.” works on all the petitioners outside Walmart and it works on everyone hitting on you or similar.

@ConnorKrohnicles

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes doesn’t work as well as you think

@michaelammons2350

26 күн бұрын

Yea no as a man that's been sexually harassed and sexually assaulted multiple times I wished it was that easy.

Maybe she practice line see which one works for guys with gf 😂 the book one would got me too lolz

He almost folded like a lawn chair when she jumped on him. 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥funny shiidd. 🤣🤣🤣

Just politely tell her " My woman doesn't have daddy issues "

"My name is VIKTOR REZNOV." (Brandishes sidearm) "And I will HAVE. MY. REVENGE."

@dani1767

Ай бұрын

This is the best comment 😂

That spider monkey ending has happened to me before. Tongue in my face while I looked around like “who’s girl is this!?” 😳

The best way to not get hit on when at the club, is not being there in the first place 🤣

@maddo-hq9jr

14 күн бұрын

So true

Didn't she cheat on him already?

@RealmBe

3 ай бұрын

old video

Thus was golden! You 2 nailed this.

“HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED VIOLENCE” ….I CANNOT…!! 💀💀

Jared's probably in the corner shaking his head

How many💀

"You want to open these legs like a book?!" She says... "Jokes on you. I can't read!" I say...

This man has passed "the test" with flying colors🤣

So he only said the things which would make her want him more

the old switcherop

The Book line should have been followed with "Sorry, I'm illiterate."

the way he nearly grabbed her ashh to stop her from falling but realised and changed his mind😭😭

“I’m tryna hit the soulja boy rn. So you need to Back Up shawty.” - This guy

Dude she is fine. I've always seen her as a cute funny girl but damn lol

@HasanPikerIsADouche

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same, until I heard the bys drama with her and Zach

Obligatory "im a man dying of thirst hypothetically watching another man drowned."

Her: You have a girlfriend. Him: How many!? 💀💀😂😂

The shock in his face from actual love because you can tell he’s not a touchy feely lovey kind of guy 😂

Are they dating? This guy confuses me so much Edited to say when I wrote I hadn't listened the podcast ep. yet.... 😬

@hunkofnoodles9920

Жыл бұрын

me too

‘Oh sorry I’m illiterate’ All that needed to be said

damn those jeans look good on him

I’m not gonna lie, I thought they were dating lol

@alannissolis

Жыл бұрын

they were not any more tho

How did a mid like her cheat on this guy

@tanaypatel8412

2 ай бұрын

I too am stunned by this.

"I DONT CHEAT ON MY WIFE" -Bert Kreisher

“I’m illiterate” would’ve been perfect to the book one

Him: Let's talk about childhood trauma. Me: Ok. What's your attachment style? PS. This video was hilarious 😂

I didnt know planks can walk and talk

Her: You have a girlfriend. Him: How many?

Dude let’s go. Never let go of the girl who understand you emotionally. This is awesome and hilarious.

Is he gay?

@hannah4986

Жыл бұрын

nah he’s not

@raizan5946

Жыл бұрын

@@hannah4986 he just moved weirdly, made me question that.

@nediAW

Жыл бұрын

@@raizan5946 that doesn't even make sense

@larsvandewouw55

Жыл бұрын

​@@nediAW lol fr😂

@raizan5946

Жыл бұрын

@@nediAW why it doesn't make sense? Genuinely curious.

Who remembers "there is no treasure on that chest" 😂😂😂😂

so that's how he reacts when he meets someone as chaotic as him, lol

"Okay, so you have a girlfriend and you are at a club by yourself."

Kings, you don’t need to have a girlfriend to tell a girl you’re not interested

"You trying to open these legs like a book?" 'Ma'am, I'm dyslexic'

“I’m still scarfed from the book thing”😂😂

'he you want to open these legs like a book?' Me: I can't read i have dyslexia😅

the souljah boi move is surely gonna deny her