Everyone gangsta till the cat runs out of batteries.

@moseni

3 жыл бұрын

dude help my cat ran out of batteries like 2 years ago and I can't find a way to reconnect him. also he is kinda stinky and damaged

@riccardotaviani9471

3 жыл бұрын

@@moseni I recommend that you take it to the nearest appliance service center, but you should tell me the model of your cat

@ohno3730

3 жыл бұрын

@@riccardotaviani9471 My Model is Tabby-OC30XNTFC i still recharge mine

@shock4826

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohno3730 god damn rechargeable cat? where tf you get it?

@lettucemuncher7

3 жыл бұрын

I cange them every day

Instructions not clear. Cat began to speak in Latin

@animatoboy4347

3 жыл бұрын

You too? My cat started flying all of a sudden ;-;

@pr_gr8760

3 жыл бұрын

De que hablas pedazo de- no re agresiva

@qualcunosultubo8471

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dar2rojos

3 жыл бұрын

You need to go to language settings dude

@ConstantUNTILisnt

3 жыл бұрын

Go to settings and change the damn language. You stupid? Well, its ok anyway cos DO YOU SPEAK CAT???

Guy: *disables kitty* Kitty: I swear to you big boy, once you remove that thing I'm gonna beat the shi- Guy: *disables it again*

@infinityinf1

3 жыл бұрын

tracking enabled...

@garlicbreadstick404

2 жыл бұрын

Cat.exe has stopped working

@itzyuzuruclips

2 жыл бұрын

Lemao

@slashtash7009

2 жыл бұрын

@@itzyuzuruclips lemeo

@littlehowler450

2 жыл бұрын

Lol poor baby don’t stand a chance against instincts and the clip

you guys realize the cat is fine right

@werewolfmark6387

3 жыл бұрын

HE KILLED THE CAT

@werewolfmark6387

3 жыл бұрын

@@amrutha_06 nah

@werewolfmark6387

3 жыл бұрын

@@amrutha_06 the cat is alive and well

@EthanPlazYT

3 жыл бұрын

happy cat

@GladanDsouza

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"no animals were harmed during this shooting....." WHAT SHOOTING?!!

@_Iscream

3 жыл бұрын

Video

@Cactuardude

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Iscream joke

@_Iscream

3 жыл бұрын

reaper leviathan in this day and age, there’s so many stupid people it’s honestly hard to tell.

@Cactuardude

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Iscream agree

@wubba_lubba_dub_dub

3 жыл бұрын

Back in the day when sarcasm is still a thing.... Good times.

Instructions unclear Cat took the wife, house and kids

@redactedgamersgd1788

3 жыл бұрын

then take it back

@jougiest

3 жыл бұрын

RedGamersGd WOW THANKS MAN YOU HELPED 🤩 🙏

@megasauce9388

3 жыл бұрын

I'd reccomend getting a factory reset. how long has it been malfunctioning like this?

@bajanhawk2398

3 жыл бұрын

Have you tried rice?

@constancesmall2194

3 жыл бұрын

@@bajanhawk2398 nice username and profile pic its goes with the comment you put lol

Imagine a tiger attacks your village and everyone is running except someone who is walking towards it, they go "I got this" and pull out a clothes peg.

@dastardlyruby74737

2 жыл бұрын

That’s when you know some anime fights going to happen

@fushiguromegumi1814

2 жыл бұрын

@@dastardlyruby74737 holy fking shit, i found another JoJo reference from a random cat video

@fushiguromegumi1814

2 жыл бұрын

@@dastardlyruby74737 English

@fushiguromegumi1814

2 жыл бұрын

@@dastardlyruby74737 i speak english, why you ask

@cyclone141

2 жыл бұрын

@@dastardlyruby74737 why not

Okay, let me simplify this, they have some lose skin on the back of their neck called a scruff, mother cats carry them like this by gently holding it with their jaw, they usually freeze up so their mother could easily carry them, it is a psychological thing, dogs also do this. But you should not hold an adult cat with just their scruff, they like to be petted on the scruff, but don't hold them with just the scruff, since their body weight is too high and it makes them uncomfortable, also don't grab them by the scruff if the cat isn't friendly to you, since sometimes dogs and cats grab each other by the scruff to dominate each other.

@AyeAnon

3 жыл бұрын

All the people who call this animal abuse gonna ignore your comment

@osamabinladen824

3 жыл бұрын

Not true. Cats don't exist.

@Pengu-lw3xo

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you wrote the whole wikipedia if cats.

@bikdigdaddy

3 жыл бұрын

@@osamabinladen824 lol, go and fly planes.

@sarahbelle81

3 жыл бұрын

@@bikdigdaddy planes aren't real either lmao, are you dumb?

Cat has been defused.

@vbtv217

7 жыл бұрын

Counter-AntiCat wins

@jediael9906

7 жыл бұрын

VBTV Counter Cats win

@SRSW14

7 жыл бұрын

Jedi How about Counter Purrurists win

@isaknilsson8601

7 жыл бұрын

Mikel Lozano dog-lovers win

@elginlee9543

7 жыл бұрын

chinese people win

Imagine leaving that on for about an hour and the kitten is just like "damn where is my mom taking me?"

@maplefoxxo

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH y e Ah

@beary3067

3 жыл бұрын

LOL NaGEg

@shishain4434

3 жыл бұрын

That Horrible

@ruikasa.

3 жыл бұрын

that will hurt one moment

@ThaBoost

3 жыл бұрын

ROAD TRIP!

"The cat has been planted" "The cat has been deactivated" Counter-terrorists win

@user-fb7vp7em6x

2 жыл бұрын

"The cat has been defused"

@ismellofsandwiches7058

2 жыл бұрын

“counter cattorists win.”

@cadabreon6743

2 жыл бұрын

"The cat has exploded" Terrorists win

@Locust5uc01

2 жыл бұрын

copy paste

@jackmclaughlin9911

Жыл бұрын

@@cadabreon6743 "The terrorists have exploded" The cat wins

Don't worry everyone, this does not harm the cat. Parents use it to take their children places. **clears throat** ADULT cats use it to take their kittens to other places.

@eldon7182

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah my mom did this to me too

@finandjakeandthedog8372

2 жыл бұрын

@@eldon7182 AYO wtf your a cat or what?

@bettycestmonnom614

2 жыл бұрын

i did this to an adult, he remind me that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

@strawdig530

2 жыл бұрын

When the doom music kicks in

@APersonOnYouTubeX

2 жыл бұрын

@@eldon7182 look what u did to teh comment

Instructions unclear. My face is now a new scratching post.

@DragonfruuT

3 жыл бұрын

did you update it first??

@menameMid

3 жыл бұрын

There's a option on the menu bar about this, just turn off

@yuko2108

3 жыл бұрын

to restart , put it in rice for 24 hours

@CathU500

3 жыл бұрын

@@yuko2108 like- raw rice or cooked? This is some VERY important clarification man

@Place_Holder-cl5hk

3 жыл бұрын

You have to use a younger version of the cat. Maybe try it on a 0.4 version

Bro I think they patched this method

@fifimeowmeow6430

3 жыл бұрын

Moses Ramos no it works for me, maybe you haven’t installed the latest update

@fifimeowmeow6430

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Ku to oh, maybe you were using a bad cat? Try another one and see if they ban you

@jeremygaming1375

3 жыл бұрын

In patch 11.7

@whamboy

3 жыл бұрын

nah fam mine fought back, they patched it

@thatrandomprotato

3 жыл бұрын

Nah version 8.315

Fun fact: Mother cats use the extra fat around a kittens neck to carry them. The kitten is probably not moving because she/he think their mother is carrying them.

@Mabbdaa

2 жыл бұрын

It probably has the same feeling of pinching your elbow.

@AemVR

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mabbdaa no?

@CartoonWorld-yp5lu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mabbdaa yes

@Yuna22327

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mabbdaa it feels like you are fully paralyzed, so yeah kinda

@sheeeesh1455

2 жыл бұрын

You afraid to miss gender the animal? English language requires to call them “it”

*Connection Interrupted* *Migrating Hosts* *Cat left due to transmission error* *Cat joined the game* Cat: bruh my wifi sucks

@lord12jsv68

3 жыл бұрын

Good meme

@mrwomanstealer

3 жыл бұрын

"Did you try taking if the clip?" Cat: ima try Cat: holy shit my ping is -2

@abdullahkerem3175

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrwomanstealer -2? Is the wifi ran by flash?

@snakevenom4954

3 жыл бұрын

@@abdullahkerem3175 No. It's run by Mint

@nonamechannl

2 жыл бұрын

@@snakevenom4954 run by catnip

Animal lovers: "waah abuse" Cat's mom: "woah nice technique" Edit: Scratch animal lovers. PETA*

@waitini1992

3 жыл бұрын

Actually us animal lovers know that this is their sweet spot. But your comment is funny ngl

@AHLEXISFELL

3 жыл бұрын

“ animal lovers “

@AhmedEx1.

3 жыл бұрын

I always pick up my kittens like that It's how they are naturally picked up plus my kittens dont like any other way :/

@virgilio6349

3 жыл бұрын

@@AhmedEx1. Exactly. And they are picked with the mom's mouth, cats have fangs, if her fangs won't pierce his skin but have enough force to pick him up, I doubt a clothing clamp will cause any pain.

@MultiNaruto900

3 жыл бұрын

@@virgilio6349 Yup. The shape of fangs means that the force is more concentrated on the point, whereas a clothing clamp concentrates the force on a larger area. This is just a guess tho.

Ah yes, I too just hate it when my cat is just so suddenly climbing the front door like spiderman early in the morning

@KittAnimations

3 жыл бұрын

Bro your everywhere 🤣

@ya6122

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@N0rth_Star

3 жыл бұрын

have you ever had kittens

@swiftified4662

3 жыл бұрын

YOOO ISOYA YASUJI im that Logan fake bot guy xD

@IsoyaYasuji

3 жыл бұрын

Di Ako Si Albert Promise >.>

I was surprised to see the amount of dislikes this video has Humans like to assume the worst and not learn don't they.

reading some of these comments makes me wish the gene pool had lifeguards

@inkoninkoff148

3 жыл бұрын

This should be on r/rareinsults

@ordinarybro1241

3 жыл бұрын

That's an award winning insult. I'm gonna borrow this if you don't mind. :D

@akuma3158

3 жыл бұрын

just take my like sir

@dreamrobloxanimationsgaming22

7 ай бұрын

Scientific Insult!! Effectivity: 80% Rarity: Very Rare Congrats!!

Hate comment: exists The Internet: I diagnose you with stupid

@niffuM4205

3 жыл бұрын

irrelevant to the video

@hahgotem3886

3 жыл бұрын

@@niffuM4205 ok

@niffuM4205

3 жыл бұрын

@@hahgotem3886 lmao

@joedollarbiden9823

3 жыл бұрын

@@niffuM4205 I am sorry you have been diagnosed with stupid

@HydroAsh2020

3 жыл бұрын

I diagnose you with *GAY*

instructions unclear, i cut the wrong wire and now he wont stop jumping

@thepotatogaming7873

3 жыл бұрын

Shit now you gotta buy a new one.

@delta_gon5277

3 жыл бұрын

f00k

@thepotatogaming7873

3 жыл бұрын

DELTA_gon that’s gonna cost you

@theoddtrashcan7104

3 жыл бұрын

Which wire did you cut

@kw4584

3 жыл бұрын

Pfp checks out

41k people need to go outside and touch the grass for once in their lives

@heartbroken........7637

2 жыл бұрын

True These dumb fuck needs to learn

@lego_61

2 жыл бұрын

what if i told you nou

@excelvalentino6972

2 жыл бұрын

those people are probably an anti vac too and maybe flat earth

@lordflopparoadto752

2 жыл бұрын

I touched some grass

@lordflopparoadto752

2 жыл бұрын

now im green

Remember guys, don’t do this to cats, only kittens. Cats find it uncomfortable and irritating, even if it works as they are older.

You're blocking the cat's satellite, so the government doesn't have control over it

@catar538

7 жыл бұрын

Gold.

@ItzFuckingKafarr

7 жыл бұрын

The Cringe Overlord Platinum.

@Xephoriah

7 жыл бұрын

Iridium

@endingalaporte

7 жыл бұрын

loooool

@shoxVipxr04

7 жыл бұрын

The Cringe Overlord made my day bruh😂

I'm glad this got recommended, the comments are just so hilarious.

@georgek4416

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@hilman94

3 жыл бұрын

The magic of youtube algorithm.. 🤣🤣🤣 Imagine you have a recommended video from 7 years ago 😁

@husked2299

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE! Lmao

@maymay5600

3 жыл бұрын

this got recommended to me again, i remember this video from 2014 lol

@user-cr1zz7we2s

3 жыл бұрын

Lol me too.

hey there, welcome to camp. this is a rest zone for people trying to find the animal abuse people. you should stay and rest here for a while as it'll take hours to find them

@gamingwithowen2707

3 жыл бұрын

this is not animal abuse

@vienthekiller2488

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamingwithowen2707 some people say this is animal abuse

@mr.chilldill1338

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I’m on a long journey to find all the idiots and inform them.

@Justsomeaverage

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the information soldier i shall search more of these idiots

@sma8357

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamingwithowen2707 this is why you should read the full comment before replying to it

Why are there so many dislikes? It’s very comfortable for the kitten to be held like this and gives them comfort because mothers hold their baby kittens by the neck.

*_The Cat has been planted._* *_The Cat has been defused._* *_Counter Terrorists win._*

@remoxdelcrack6967

3 жыл бұрын

*Boom*

@jaksida300

3 жыл бұрын

This comment was really funny when I saw another one of it two comments up.

@seanalmario66

3 жыл бұрын

I'm unoriginal... I just need to face it.

@FVR4NX

3 жыл бұрын

is this a Specialforcesgroup2 reference?

@DalrenoMovies

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a global meowffensive reference ?

The cat: GO CRAZY AHHH! GO STUPID AHHH!!! Man: **uses clothespin on neck** *_Cat.exe has stopped working_*

@zyuu4893

3 жыл бұрын

I see you on hororor chan vid🔫

@KittAnimations

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm seeing you every where XD

@acsanfromyt4751

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG i see u everywhere 🤣 wtf

@garnet6994

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahhaha

@valjersongasque7707

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I always see you in the comments XD

“How to deactivate a cat” That one guy:STOP THIS! THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE YOU MONSTER The cats mom:Maybe I am a monster

Man "Puts the clip on cat's neck" Cat " Windows Shutdown sounds "

For everyone who thinks that cat is getting hurt: No, it doesn’t, the cat falls in a feeling that feels good because it thinks her mother is carrying it as far as I know

@milkdromeda8539

4 жыл бұрын

But does it work on adult cat?

@SA-hj6xw

4 жыл бұрын

@@milkdromeda8539 no it won't

@manutroyy6984

4 жыл бұрын

S A it works!

@idontknow3424

4 жыл бұрын

It's just like getting picked up by its mom

@maximum_axiom

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, a fellow cursed cat profile picture. Good to see that I'm not alone anymore.

Human: Stay Kitten: No u Human: (Deactivates cat) Kitten: Bruh

@jougiest

3 жыл бұрын

first reply 🤩

For those who want to see the "abuse comments", set it to the "newest first" on comment settings. You're welcome!

@hiitzme6394

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

man : *grabs the cat from the nape* cat : *widows error*

did you try turning it on and off again

@F2P_Tricky

7 жыл бұрын

Kingdom Creepers! I think he needs to blow into the cartridge.

@pezfever

7 жыл бұрын

Kingdom Creepers! E IT crowd?

@gulparviz

7 жыл бұрын

ya a restart always helps...... but I got the red ring of death now

@Jiminator001

7 жыл бұрын

turn on the cat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@bmyaemeu.

7 жыл бұрын

xDDD wtf

98% people who scrolling down comments is for search where the comment that people think he hurt the cats

@treattrick8991

4 жыл бұрын

screw you

@Zastro2

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@jurycz3915

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@AnonMujahid

3 жыл бұрын

Verine YT On point hahaha

@r7n141

3 жыл бұрын

@@treattrick8991 its trur

I’m probably finding this way funnier than it actually is… like after being released it goes right back to playing! So funny and cute!

I think I did it wrong. My cat is talking and joined the mafia

im really worried about the people who own cats/kittens in the comments and they think this is considered "animal abuse" and did not know that this doesnt even hurt the cat/kitten in any way.

@Sandesh98147

3 жыл бұрын

I used to foster kitties for a group and Whenever they were being too much id just hold them up by their necks, flip em over so their stomach is facing me and would wait for few seconds. That would shut them up for a while

@oxyroid

3 жыл бұрын

okay but he’s paralyzing a cat out of his own selfish desire so he doesn’t have to hear the tiny bit of noise it’s making.

@xXRandomStuffXx1

3 жыл бұрын

@@oxyroid No because they go limp like they would when their mother carries them by the scruff of their neck. It's natural and there's nothing wrong about it.

@beetlesarecool

3 жыл бұрын

skee dude it’s what mother cats do to their kittens

@GoodMusicManiac999

3 жыл бұрын

Mom cat grab them there, can't be hurting them

In mother Russia you don't deactivate the cat, the cat deactivates you. Edit: wow, it's the first time I get to +1k likes, thank you very much people, may the memes be with you.

@RussiangirlKsenia

3 жыл бұрын

no, you deactivate the cat idiot

@thedragon9615

3 жыл бұрын

@@RussiangirlKsenia 😂

@furmations2743

3 жыл бұрын

@Russian Girl Ksenia r/woooosh

@captaingobbletron5870

3 жыл бұрын

@@furmations2743 uno reverse card look at the name

@danielnu389

3 жыл бұрын

@@captaingobbletron5870 You're right. After all, in Mother Russia the joke doesn't fly over your head, you fly over the joke.

Dislikers are just 0 IQ people cause they never learn about cats

@57jwep

3 жыл бұрын

yes true

@sma8357

3 жыл бұрын

They're just misinformed kids, can't blame them

None of you have any concept of basic biology if you think this is abuse. A cat has loose skin on the back of the neck called a scruff. It feels little to no pain, and instinctively goes limp when grabbed by it (normally by the mother)

Here a fact Their mother bites the back of their neck to carry them around so that's why he stopped moving

@g4bri3l.

3 жыл бұрын

I know it's harmless and I'm not one of those who thinks this is an abuse but how is "carrying" connected to "not moving"?

@hellohaveagoodday

3 жыл бұрын

@@g4bri3l. so they it's either for the mother to carry them and if they were tense they would most likely hurt themselves

@user-xy6wc8jn5g

3 жыл бұрын

Error404 • 8 years ago simple cause it will be easier for the mother to carry them out while being temporarily paralyzed.

@g4bri3l.

3 жыл бұрын

Oh....ok

@g4bri3l.

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks

the kitten enters "mom knows best" mode

@godfish1509

6 жыл бұрын

Need someone to tuck you in?

@wessel2009

6 жыл бұрын

Well thats actually a true like the man did with the clothespin simulates how the mom carrys the kittens it sortoff "deactivates" his body movement so the mom can carry the kitten freely and it doesnt hurt it.

@godfish1509

6 жыл бұрын

stop judging me for who i am you sexist racist homophobic [insert other insults here because im really lazy and i just woke up]1!!!!!1!!

@kuwwa

6 жыл бұрын

get reckt

@fvnt0miix953

6 жыл бұрын

My cat hates it when I do that. Maybe cus she's not a kitten anymore?

In Soviet Russia, cat deactivates you.

@relaxingnature2617

3 жыл бұрын

Theres no such thing as Soviet Russia ..except in history books

@6feetapartor6feetunder78

3 жыл бұрын

@FBI • Federal Bureau of Investigation hey could you tell my agent to have a nice day?

Instructions unclear: tried to do this with a lion now im disabled

Fuck I can't turn it back on now...

@0liver243

7 жыл бұрын

Penis.Cupcake Have you backed it up atleast?

@poopsietoopsie4631

7 жыл бұрын

try to turned it off and turn it backs on

@InitialzOrigin

7 жыл бұрын

have you tried disconecting it and plugging it back in

@sexualobster7975

7 жыл бұрын

Try getting a different extension cord

@richrenwick3123

7 жыл бұрын

funniest thing ive seen this moring

Dude wtf help! I tried reactivating my cat and it’s asking for the activation key.

@tejasbhandare251

3 жыл бұрын

Your free trial of cat has ended

@hilman94

3 жыл бұрын

Please purchase original items from official stores only..

@husked2299

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! Please try contact our email "CatOS@gmail.com" and we'll see if we can we can fix your problem with your device.

@beligosk

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao stop pirating cat

@theoddtrashcan7104

3 жыл бұрын

Have you tried holding the power button

Everybody in America: These instructions are genius! My cat no longer thinks it's Spider-Man every morning. Meanwhile in Soviet Russia: *CAT DEACTIVATE YOU*

*Mother cat deactivates kitten* Everyone: ok *Human deactivates kitten (knows how to)* Everyone: AMINAL ABUBOOSE!!1!1!1!!!!1

@LizardKingTF2Halo174

2 жыл бұрын

@Stupid Memes SUS?!??!! 1!!! 1

@Cow29389

Жыл бұрын

@@LizardKingTF2Halo174 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Instructions unclear Cat deactivated me

@personpeoplepeoplepersons5722

3 жыл бұрын

(:

@thespacebaryonyx6007

3 жыл бұрын

Swmai Debbarma cat revolution

@music_life79

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@khklkhcvtvreff

3 жыл бұрын

Overused comment #973

@avicennaferdian438

3 жыл бұрын

@@khklkhcvtvreff instructions unclear, i got run over by fridge

To all people who say this is animal abuse Where are you guys? I can't find you

@wingedwashere

3 жыл бұрын

Me neither

@hellohaveagoodday

3 жыл бұрын

Still looking

@azhres

3 жыл бұрын

Ayee Cocoa didn't expect you to be here :00

@numberonetylerfan

3 жыл бұрын

same, I've been scrolling for 20 minutes

@amysarahace

3 жыл бұрын

I found two of em

The cat has been planted The cat has been defused

@Ro_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

*nice csgo reference*

what da cat doin?

@d1d4ct85

2 жыл бұрын

Truu

@insxrtnxme64_22

2 жыл бұрын

haha cat go deactivate

@57jwep

2 жыл бұрын

but no one asks how da cat doin

@lordflopparoadto752

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE DO NOT THÊ CAT

@insxrtnxme64_22

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordflopparoadto752 i will thê cat 😈

cat.exe has stopped working

@Shannmeister

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe they're using the wrong kind of mouse. :)

@tf2sno31

8 жыл бұрын

+Shannmeister lol

@Shannmeister

8 жыл бұрын

AnonymousDan Bb I just couldn't help myself.

@blazinvireo

8 жыл бұрын

Haha your funny

@berkevural7646

8 жыл бұрын

lol

When you open the comments think you'll find a bunch saying "that will hurt the cat" but you dont find any

@trollingnpc5319

3 жыл бұрын

Check the newest comment,there so many

@utu_be

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong

@tungstem5440

3 жыл бұрын

just look at the fucking dislikes

@anluonghong8168

3 жыл бұрын

Just several minutes ago, a young beauty commented what you’re showing there. I immediately asked if it was a joke bait or something. She replied: “You were unsure? Of course it’s a joke!” then proceeded to delete her whole comment. I was like WTF 😆🤣😆🤣

@bim_bio9486

3 жыл бұрын

While in instagram you’ll always find one

If i didn't watch the video and only went through comments i would probably think kitten fucking died on the 9th ring of hell

@zupez257

3 жыл бұрын

most underrated comment on this video

That’s not a cat... that’s fuckin Spider-Man

Somewhere in alternative universe, There's a cat doing tutorial on how to disable a human

@timegg7289

6 жыл бұрын

strange Ziga lol

@kangar7459

6 жыл бұрын

give them a comfy blanket and netflix

@hazimazli7617

6 жыл бұрын

Too much rick and morty

@joeredfield7647

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@nexthegamer9280

6 жыл бұрын

Tutorial*

Something is wrong with your turtle

@KillMonster335

3 жыл бұрын

Uh, that’s a giraffe?

@Leo-kv9cq

3 жыл бұрын

Wyatt Buus its a minecraft wolf are you blind

@Gone4G00D

3 жыл бұрын

No that’s a cable box thing

@DirectHitSoldier

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I'm sure it's a rather big potato bomb.

@shinrafugitives3880

3 жыл бұрын

Mate... thats a fucking ostrich

1:26 is when it was deactivated the best

@iyaaja4270

3 жыл бұрын

"Ok imma sleep"

@A1_Real

3 жыл бұрын

*OFF*

@sandpaperunderthetable6708

3 жыл бұрын

@DTay its done by cat mothers. So now mother cats are cat abusers.

Instructions unclear My cat self destructed.

This is because mothers pick up their kittens this way. It restrains them and stops h them from moving while being picked up. and HE IS NOT HURTING THE KITTEN. They are meant to be picked up that way. This can only be done mostly with kittens, it may not work with a full grown cat.

@dontuspowerus1093

3 жыл бұрын

So... my cats are broken then... Guess I need all of my 7 cats to go to a repair shop then.

@dontuspowerus1093

3 жыл бұрын

@Ai What I mean is that all of my cats (Young and old) are like that.

@hilman94

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontuspowerus1093 no, your cats need software upgrade. Please contact your local agent to get the upgrade 😁

@sdworst7526

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontuspowerus1093 ah of course you'll be here...you too like cat after all 😂

@yowzki7284

3 жыл бұрын

It may work in an adult cat i scruff my cat and it still work but i didnt carry her cuz she will get hurt

Gordon ramsay : what are you? 38k dislikes : an idiot sandwitch

@fridge5855

3 жыл бұрын

YES I LOVE THIS COMMENT

@JerryJraws

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@kewmiemie1091

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing people think it's abuse or something but that's the spot where their mother picks up the kitten so i don't see where they're getting at here

@garretbernard8174

3 жыл бұрын

Less pink than pink exactly like wtf, if it’s abuse then why do they let the kittens parents do this

@garretbernard8174

3 жыл бұрын

eevee mapping ......what?

"Mother where are you taking me?"

@jacobsanimation8493

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Manddot

2 жыл бұрын

To Venezuela

@096_d

2 жыл бұрын

@@Manddot Thats so far!

I like how 41k uneducated people disliked this lol

@LiftedBuddha

3 жыл бұрын

People like you are the reason its better to know nothing than just a little, almost all experts agree this shit shouldnt be done, especially using a clip that could cause nerve damage.

@lordautist759

3 жыл бұрын

@@LiftedBuddha That's a real fucking blatant lie. Shut the fuck up or cite your sources kid.

@poyotropical

3 жыл бұрын

@@LiftedBuddha -.- aight but funny cat go fall

@pussinjordans8800

3 жыл бұрын

The clip is the same as the mother cat's jaw biting that area to cling on the baby, dunno where u getting this from

@dogeimations9255

3 жыл бұрын

@@LiftedBuddha ALL VET EXPERTS DO THIS TOO, YOU'RE STUPID

For people upset that he may be hurting the cat, don't be! The scruff of a cat's neck is ment to be bitten purposely for the mother to carry her baby. Pinch your elbow skin, and that's exactly what the kitten feels!

@pizzaking1618

5 жыл бұрын

WOAH I ACTUALLY NEVER KNEW MY ELBOW SKIN DODNT HURT WHEN PINCHED THANK YOU FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE (I'm not being sarcastic, I actually didn't know this lmao)

@Sockums

4 жыл бұрын

Great comparison! When your elbow is unbent and you pinch the skin, you feel basically nothing, just like the kittens.

@someoneok5876

4 жыл бұрын

O H

@pinyatheactivist

4 жыл бұрын

0 0NeonFireFly0 0 - dude there’s nobody here saying that lol

@skinlizard2251

4 жыл бұрын

@@pinyatheactivist There actually were at the time, friend. Comment sections don't always stay the same.

Instructions not clear, activated bird.

@sain8827

7 жыл бұрын

Or dog

@lookpuke3522

7 жыл бұрын

very unclear I accidentally built a lizard

@skylersd

7 жыл бұрын

Janathan Tranathan accidentally decapitated cat(obviously a joke I'm for animal rights)

@user-sz1vr4rs4x

6 жыл бұрын

Doge Lord This isn't an annoying kitten. This is a kitten which, like all other kittens needs love and someone to play with it. No throwing it out of the haus.

@ayekai7506

6 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear: is it better to bury or cremate a pet cat?

I see all those dislikes and idiots in comments saying it's abuse, and all I can do is pray that none of them actually own any animals. It makes me angry.

I was dubious about the animal abuse claim, and yeah no. I've owned over a hundred cats in my life, and the vast majority were raised from birth. Momma cat's do indeed use this method. The reason why I was dubious is that some of those washing clips can actually pinch quite hard, much harder than a momma cat who's specifically trying to be gentle. But by the looks of it the kitten was fine and wasn't hurt at all. Kittens don't mind being carried this way, vets even use clips to subdue older cats as well. Edit: Yeah anyone who thinks this is animal abuse needs to get a fucking clue. Cats won't just come back to you if you hurt them, every single time the guy takes the clip off the kitten springs back to life and immediately runs over to him. If the kitten was hurt by the clips it would be mewling, or it would've ran away, or it would be arching it's back at you and trying to look big. Any of the typical "kitten in distress" behaviours, maybe even all of them at the same time if you pissed it off enough. If you want something funny you can do to your cat that isn't gonna be potentially harmful, just tie a rope of toilet paper around their tail. It's completely harmless to the cat, and you get to see them attacking their own tail for a few minutes before they figure out how to remove it. You can't even hurt the cat by tying the knot too hard because toilet paper just breaks if you try that.

"Animal Experts": NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DEACTIVATE CAT IT'S ABUSE!!! Us: haha cat go flop

@user-ny7ie9sf6n

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment, first like btw!!

@aymangani5416

3 жыл бұрын

yeah ik this is a joke but anyone about to comment on this that it is abuse, no. spare yourself.

@ziril3972

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, clothespin might be a bit ouch but kittens normally do this, dont they? Their mothers grab them like that, no?

@expertoflizardcorrugation3967

3 жыл бұрын

@@ziril3972 its uncomfortable, but they deal with it. honestly its probably f***ing terrifying

@aonepieceyoutuber7440

3 жыл бұрын

Flop

Instructions unclear accidentally made a Russian power plant

@wilbot3072

3 жыл бұрын

Happens to me all the time don't worry bout it

@Blackspidy619

3 жыл бұрын

Is that graphite on the roof?

@diadia5634

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh, I feel your pain. Happened to me too

I just like it how people think this is Animal Abuse. I am allergic to Cats and have owned an Adult Cat for 5 days before I figured out I was allergic and yet I still know that this just calms the Kitten down.

@walroos1473

2 жыл бұрын

They think the mama is carrying them so they wait till they dropped. They don't fight it really

guys mine isn't moving anymore

@AyeAnon

3 жыл бұрын

Have you tried holding the on button for 3 seconds?

@johanwg4549

3 жыл бұрын

Is the power cord plugged in?

@denzeldestiny8083

3 жыл бұрын

Put it in rice

@EFEurofighterTyphoon

3 жыл бұрын

Did you put it in the bathtub with the toaster? It will surely give it the power it needs.

Btw this doesn’t harm the cat. This is what their mothers do when taking them places, they softly nom on their neck until they stop moving.

@tarantulex1

3 жыл бұрын

The point is that the fucking gripper delivers a much, MUCH higher force than her mother or a human would do.

@bluemoon5546

3 жыл бұрын

Still tho everytime i do it i feel bad honestly

@phatphoque7202

3 жыл бұрын

Emphasis on *softly*

@musiclover2333

3 жыл бұрын

Helpful Vancouver Vet covered this topic. Holding that scruff is safe and perfectly fine. The problem comes when you try holding up a cat in the air by just that scruff. In a small month or younger kitten, it's fine because they're so small. As they get bigger though, it becomes very painful for the cat to be picked up like that.

@elu9189

3 жыл бұрын

@@tarantulex1 I wouldn't say so. Cuz if you grab that gripper and pull up the gripper would get off the cat, so the mother has to ñom stronger than the gripper, it's just logical

If you want to see cringy abuse comments switch to "New comments. "

@Leo-kv9cq

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@eazy.y

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@xeni.vii_

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO YEP

@adragonflywithinternetacce807

3 жыл бұрын

Dude literally choke the cat with a cloth hanger, how is that not animal abuse?

@Nfsm255

3 жыл бұрын

@@adragonflywithinternetacce807 yeah, little kitty is clearly being "choked"

He protecc He attacc But most importantly.....he's deactivated yeah!

you deactivate cat by a clip 10 years later cat deactivates you by clipping his teeth on your neck

...so that's why frank didn't show up to the meeting that day...

@Kittycoco44

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Business Cat I love you mister business cat I will follow you even if you haven't any videos just because I love your entire comment and name and pic

@mr.businesscat7559

7 жыл бұрын

Kittycoco44 mr business cat loves you too child.

@neru1584

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was wondering as well..

@mr.businesscat7559

7 жыл бұрын

plants247 frank you missed the meeting lunch is on you next one it was an interesting topic on red dots and how to effectively capture them before they disappear

@neru1584

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Business Cat Those are lazers.

Instructions unclear. Im currently in a box being sent to brazil.

@skipskip7737

3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes Come to brazil

@kiibosimp4272

3 жыл бұрын

Bem-Vindo ao Brasil, meu caro amigo numa caixa.

@itsmel8142

3 жыл бұрын

say hi to my Portuguese viewer

@Angie......

3 жыл бұрын

AJAJAJAJAJA I SEE WHAT U DID THERE

@senhordopudim3703

3 жыл бұрын

vem pra caixa você também

HE IS FINE, when you pull their scruff they instinctively relax because that’s where their mums pick them up from

@makeyogurtafruit

2 жыл бұрын

But, why would you do this this?, just watch "My cat from hell" to learn how to discipline your cat.

@orangememes1826

2 жыл бұрын

@@makeyogurtafruit who says i can’t discipline my cat?

@makeyogurtafruit

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangememes1826 You can, but this is not how to do it.

@orangememes1826

2 жыл бұрын

@@makeyogurtafruit its not a form of discipline btw its just when you need to control them

@makeyogurtafruit

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangememes1826 ok i get it

0:09 when your cat was bitten by a spider

Oh, so is this why the kitties stay so still when the mother cats are carrying them around

@ollienix3285

5 жыл бұрын

Pehsoua Xiong finally someone fucking gets it

@liansangpuia7727

5 жыл бұрын

Finally not a stupid comment saying STOP HARMING THE CAT!!

It's instinct. When a mother cat moves it's kittens it grabs it by the scruff and like tapping your knee, an involuntary reaction makes the cat stay still like it makes your knee jerk. It's not cruel it just is biology.

@Vinegaroon

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed people are dumb

@edwinstridh9142

7 жыл бұрын

Whats that? You had to go to the toilet once!? We must burn your boss at the stake at once i say!

@aBsoR

7 жыл бұрын

Edwin Stridh nigga what

@twoleggedcat_cs2

7 жыл бұрын

okay...

@jalley6042

7 жыл бұрын

666th like summon the devilll

Where the hell is "Animal Abuse" comment? I been scrolling down for hour

@inkzanity

3 жыл бұрын

if you change the filter on the comment section to "newest first" you can find some

@inkzanity

3 жыл бұрын

you can also find it in replies

@spongy2859

3 жыл бұрын

@@inkzanity thx

i know you're going into new comments looking for uneducated kids dont deny it

@ClementineFrances-pm3kf

9 ай бұрын

Damn, that’s just what I was doing

for those who say this is animal abuse the abilty for you to speak doesn't make you as far as intelligent as the chads in the top comments section

@medimed4772

3 жыл бұрын

You are not in the top comments😂😂😂

@medimed4772

3 жыл бұрын

Yet*

@g4bri3l.

3 жыл бұрын

But you're only on the "newest comments"

@hellohaveagoodday

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still trying to find anybody thinking it's animal abuse.

@hahgotem3886

3 жыл бұрын

Well said

I have a degree in feline technology, and I see that many of you are having the same problem. If the cat starts to speak Portuguese it is probably because he wants to send you to Brazil. It is a common problem and I know the solution. First you will need a computer and an SD Card. Go to the official website of the company from which you bought or adopted the cat, and then go to the download page. You will need to download the "Soul-resetting" drive. Place the file in the SD and remove it from the computer. Since the cat is probably aggressive, disable it using the video method. Insert the SD into the cat. You will see a menu on the cat's retina. Press the left and right paw to navigate the menu, and pull the tail to confirm. Click on the "install custom drive" option. The process takes about an hour, and when the installation is finished, restart the cat. Hope this helps.

@dannycortez1183

3 жыл бұрын

Just turn it off and back on again Its EZ Get sticked bug

@maniacodosmemes

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Brazil and I never had this problem

@pie5372

3 жыл бұрын

@@maniacodosmemes This bug does not happen on models manufactured in Brazil

@maniacodosmemes

3 жыл бұрын

@@pie5372 so come to brazil!

@pie5372

3 жыл бұрын

@@maniacodosmemes I'm already in Brazil

This glitch is patched

@AuringasLTU

2 жыл бұрын

Did u use it on a 5 month old if u did... Oh fuck

@boosie4l133

2 жыл бұрын

@@AuringasLTU looks like you didn’t get the joke

@57jwep

2 жыл бұрын

yea the developer needs to fix it

@ssm4.chillpollo

2 жыл бұрын

nah it only works when the cat is young, the glitch disappears after some time

@lordflopparoadto752

2 жыл бұрын

Do not the cat

**Controller Disconnected**

As a cat owner, I’d like to point out that this does NOT hurt the kitten, nor does it have the chance to permanently paralyze the animal. It’s just the cat keeping still because it thinks its mother is carrying it. Like, Lord, use your mini-brains. :(

@Vion4real

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Ethars

3 жыл бұрын

agree

@Razorcarl

3 жыл бұрын

@k & p instinct

@denver2b

3 жыл бұрын

Someone with IQ!

@gachalegends9421

3 жыл бұрын

LIKE LORD DONT DO THIS IF IT IS DONE FOR A LOND PERIOD OF TIME THE KITTEN WONT MOVE AND GET CRAMPS IN ITS LEGS I HAVE DONE THIS IT HAPPENED TO MY KITTEN SHE GOT CRAMPS EVERYONE KNOWS CRAMPS HURT

Is this glitch patched

@vicentemenendez5017

7 жыл бұрын

Micro USB No, Catsware said: "We can't delete this malware" It's not a glitch is a malware

@SimpleWolfStudios

7 жыл бұрын

Depends what company made that cat If its Valve, it would be patched.... *590392 more glitches are found after*

@chadiismail4332

7 жыл бұрын

Micro USB in the last update it only had a minor text fix. It's still there.

@minkshaming

7 жыл бұрын

i dont know

@pilotpuntastic6513

7 жыл бұрын

plz blizzurd nerf

why som any people disliked this? he is showing us what happen with the cat when you pull that skin, its harmless and they have been taught to not do anything when they're grabbed by that part by their own ancestors

@pablooo8280

3 жыл бұрын

Cause people don't know anything about animals and they think this is animal abuse

I love how everyone here says "for anyone who thinks it hurts the cat" when nobody thinks that

@traumatizedgeworth

2 жыл бұрын

there's a dropdown next to the number of comments posted, it says "sort by," click that then click "newest first"

@theewl6xer166

2 жыл бұрын

hello fellow scroll through comments and correct people guy

@Iggy_Plush

2 жыл бұрын

Newest first is where the clowns are at

Thank god this is not a HowToBasic video.

@haiderfliegenzuchtvereinal6956

7 жыл бұрын

That would have gone bad if it was 😂

@Noluckjusthightskill

7 жыл бұрын

Lightning Storm thank u now i wish to see someone throwing eggs to a cat. no offense but wouldnt it be super funny?

@theepicspider1897

7 жыл бұрын

Haven't thought of a name sorta?

@amilcarmazariegos1638

7 жыл бұрын

Lightning Storm best comment here for me

@charliechimichangazz8394

7 жыл бұрын

yeah

tried this on my cat it started spilling government secrets help

@exody7226

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

@poopyhead6127

7 жыл бұрын

MAX GUNCH did it spill Hillary's emails!?

@smokedthekitten4818

7 жыл бұрын

MAX GUNCH lol

@leonardoutdoors6364

7 жыл бұрын

MAX GUNCH little the kitty free please

@goodworknorskgamingkanal8672

7 жыл бұрын

Smokey The Kitten it's not lol you must be nice to cats dumb ass

*animatronic deactive volume

The way the cat just falls over at 1:24 makes me laugh

@GreyBladeRover

2 жыл бұрын

It’s Just. “Eh.” *Falls Over*