Cardio: the act of walking from one side of the dumbbell rack to the other

@nosirrahx

8 жыл бұрын

Supersets: what you do to raise your heart rate (for about 30 seconds) and pretend that you already did cardio.

@ValCronin

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty much if you're not lying down--you're doing cardio. That's my philosophy :)

@jonathanjoestar7640

6 жыл бұрын

Hypervintelating IS cardio.

@jonathanjoestar7640

6 жыл бұрын

Hypervintelating IS cardio.

@brianmannion7097

6 жыл бұрын

Cardio: Sitting up at the end of a bench set

I actually started watching this channel for gym tips but now I'm just watching because this guy is the funniest guy ever

@Riwillion

8 жыл бұрын

+Gabriel „Azarak7“ Gatt And he does actually give some valid gym tips as well, but the irony is how only people who already know a lot about working out are going to get when he says bullshit and when not :P I dread a newbie might watch him and actually take him seriously, but I guess very few people are that stupid.

@luceenderlegend2769

8 жыл бұрын

exactly.

@esfmankocev

8 жыл бұрын

+Gabriel “Azarak7” Gatt yea me too

@tenaciousb4731

8 жыл бұрын

+Gabriel “Azarak7” Gatt Yeah, he's the best

@A1CLumadue

8 жыл бұрын

+Gabriel “Azarak7” Gatt Everything he says is factual. Start with no less than 45s.

i honestly havent seen a person on KZread who hates dom

@xxxNinjaboy123xxx

8 жыл бұрын

That's because he's the biggest guy on youtube

@rainerkuusik8158

8 жыл бұрын

iAlan shoudnt that mean he has the most haters?

@roqueleader512

8 жыл бұрын

Idiot. That's like saying everyone hates the Big Ben because they aren't a massive clock tower themselves.

@johnsmith-vu3sv

8 жыл бұрын

But then again who likes DOMS?

@YungJuve

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe you haven't heard of this guy, Bradley Martyn? Heard he hates Dom because no matter how hard he tries, Dom's like twice his size.

"Every season you're gaining and cutting the same 10 pounds" Way too much real life.

@matthewkagan6921

Жыл бұрын

That hits hard!

That caterpillar joke was gold lmao.

@GuerreroAnthrax

9 жыл бұрын

Ahmed Haggag Shit had me weak lol, gaining and cutting the same 10 lbs hit home.

@nickfegan6414

9 жыл бұрын

Ahmed Haggag had in me in tears

@seif1496

9 жыл бұрын

Hahaha geniuss

@awshumxD

9 жыл бұрын

Ahmed Haggag "bitches don't wanna fuck, no hairy ass worm"

@BossPlayaP

9 жыл бұрын

You spelled platinum wrong

I've been bulking for 26 years

@NarschoolVlog

9 жыл бұрын

Tried cutting.. Didn't have the badge.. So I guess I'm just Bulking Up

@arthurmendez319

9 жыл бұрын

Huh...what supplement is badge?

@TheJairjedi

9 жыл бұрын

NarschoolVlog Have you tried going to that one gym to learn to cut?

@arthurmendez319

9 жыл бұрын

jair mendez What do you mean? Do you you even lift troll?

@Ksilisab

9 жыл бұрын

***** It's not very effective...

"Fucking hidden secret" lmao those 20's just pop out of nowhere

@thatboypat07

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I don't think there is one video in the gym where he isn't curling.

@macpr0c

5 жыл бұрын

BIAMI

@Genaaa916

4 жыл бұрын

A true bro.

@rykehuss3435

4 жыл бұрын

Thats the joke

"What are you running from? A genocide?" Died.

@2Tall_Powerlifting

9 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@XavierTheNeonTiger

9 жыл бұрын

Michael Bialas You should have run faster

@CatnamedMittens

9 жыл бұрын

darklordxavier Oh god, you got me with that joke!

@milessabin5097

9 жыл бұрын

Rip

@swolf4444

9 жыл бұрын

Gold

Mike and Gian, You guys are literally comedy geniuses. I don't know another KZread channel that produces great content as consistently as this. Just when I think the videos can't get better, they do.

@ttvttv1690

9 жыл бұрын

Davis Capps Last video before this one was not that good, but agree all the rest amazing, but last one i think was a little boring.

@daviscapps1445

9 жыл бұрын

***** its gian m9

@Alistair

9 жыл бұрын

TTV TTV I preferred the last one tbh. Maybe it hit a nerve with you? =p

@CatnamedMittens

9 жыл бұрын

***** Truth.

@snickerz4lunch845

9 жыл бұрын

Davis Capps let me guess you are a little bit slow

This guy is ridiculously hilarious xD

@kyle360123

6 жыл бұрын

Wodchly 'tanks for your cash" SOLD

@grizzlyrants37

5 жыл бұрын

2nd comment

@metallic4888

4 жыл бұрын

“You might think veins make you look jacked, but girls just think you look like a squeezed ballsack” LMAO

@kevmoful

3 жыл бұрын

So hilarious he only does 1 video a quarter now

I bulk in the summer because everyone else is cutting so they’re amazed at how much bigger I look in comparison. Then cut in the winter so while everyone else is fat I'm lean and shredded.

@janisl.6982

7 жыл бұрын

Troy Lancer Enjoy bein fat in the beach and looking like you don't even lift in your winter coat. There's a reason we cut in summer and bulk in winter

@tantarudragos

7 жыл бұрын

Harvard chit right here😂😂😂😤😤👀👀🏫🏫

@James-vj5hz

7 жыл бұрын

Janis L. Unless you're Canadian, than the beach season is winter, in Mexico....

@TheOnlyMPG

6 жыл бұрын

Tyler yeah wrestlers have to do this

@enri447

6 жыл бұрын

You’re a legend.

1. want to cut 2.watch "how to cut" 3. Apply advices 4. Continue bulking ..Rinse and repeat

@sticcvonhaugen7913

4 жыл бұрын

Cut the bullshit, and cut to the chase. SUMMER BULK! 2020

LOOOL "SPARE ANY GAINS"

"Don't even get me started on fasting cardio, what are you running from a genocide " lol

@NoNono-fh3rb

6 жыл бұрын

Fredy Mendez Best pun ever.

"what you running from, a genocide?" HAHAHAHAHAHA I DIED

His promotions are so honest I almost end up buying his shit hahaha

@Jamal484

9 жыл бұрын

Of course you do! #repsforjesus & #dollarsfordom

@haydensmith2289

9 жыл бұрын

#ShotsforSatan

@micahgardner1236

9 жыл бұрын

Tanks for your cash!

@stannaspinski9881

9 жыл бұрын

Shaunak Sharma Me too... :(

@christiansebastian9509

9 жыл бұрын

Shaunak Sharma I actually own a few shirts that I bought him lol

"Is pussy a carb?" Hahaha, gold!!

@ulisesventura1212

9 жыл бұрын

Overkill!

@sbkhan1314

9 жыл бұрын

The Nutritional Information of *Pussy* : Energy: 160kcal Protein: 0g Fats: 0g Saturated Fats: 0g Trans Fat: 0g Carbohydrates: 0g Sugars: 0g Sodium: 450g Now as for the other info i left out are simply world wide known such as A Vagina Contains tons of known and unknown Bacteria and Diseases like STDs,AIDS,HIV: Herpes,Bulging or some weird shit we dudes get from the puss puss!!!! USA BROCONDOMS YALL

@munchymongoose

9 жыл бұрын

SB Khan Idk what chicks you're fucking dude but i would probs change it up if i were you ahahahah

@ANeonTiger

9 жыл бұрын

***** I guess you could say it was..... overkill.

@Postermaestro

9 жыл бұрын

SB Khan sodium is essential to the body. It is an electrolyte that helps chemical reactions to happen inside the cells, aswell as balancing the sodium-potassium-pump.

"Once you see how flat you look without carbs, you'll reconsider every choice you've ever made." Hahahahahaha

@bat3090

8 жыл бұрын

+Logan Flook omg I did the fuckin same WTFFF

@user-co1gi7yd2r

7 жыл бұрын

Truthseeker182 he aint wrong

@WeDoGamingDaily

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Flook me too literally, and i literally guessed that someone would comment this and u did lol

@fysl305

5 жыл бұрын

What does he mean?

@zimzimal8547

4 жыл бұрын

ArbitratourXII when you cut carbs from your diet, your glycogen stores in your muscles go down which cause you to look smaller, even if you are a bit more cut up you’re smaller and look more flat

"The only global warming I believe in is when a chick warms these meat globes in her mouth" 😂😂😂😂😂

@Dankdalorde

6 жыл бұрын

Felix See epic joke

KZreadrs' merchandise is usually unoriginal and stupid, but Dom's college shirts are gold: great jokes and design

@Yomuju

9 жыл бұрын

***** Chris Jones is the gayest fucken shit I've ever seen.

@cybersteel8

9 жыл бұрын

You don't know what you're talking about

@piochin23

9 жыл бұрын

+You don't know what you're talking about *Clen Jones

@piochin23

9 жыл бұрын

+deanjks Clen Jones advice: Eat clen, Tren hard, Anavar give up! Vince G advice: It's always bulking season!

The shirt is yours, the cash is mine.

@MIGHTYSAMINYOURFACE

9 жыл бұрын

200lbs dumbell pt 1.5??

@BMount12

9 жыл бұрын

K

@Jagermaestro7

9 жыл бұрын

Bradley Martyn tanks for yo cash

@thehoughaboom

9 жыл бұрын

Bradley Martyn MAKE A FSU ONE

@DevelopedFetus

6 жыл бұрын

P

5:23 is actually a very potent statement.

5:23 to 5:50. Lmao, the ultimate truth has been spoken!

@viktorvondoom9119

8 жыл бұрын

yeah he actually gave some real advice in this one

@youngthor1780

7 жыл бұрын

SUMMERBULK !!!!

@Orgizo08

7 жыл бұрын

Krag nah bro. Sadly, in the world of bodybuilding, no one is ever satisfied lol.

@metallic4888

4 жыл бұрын

A squeezed ballsack LMAO

Coke to cut, Mary Jane to bulk

@Ksilisab

9 жыл бұрын

Rene Ulloa Sounds like a plan to me.

@SGTSAS

9 жыл бұрын

Rene Ulloa Hey, the super models do it with Coke & Champagne and it works!

@002brooklyn

9 жыл бұрын

Coke? U in nyc?

@kylemenzz

9 жыл бұрын

Rene Ulloa Meth for Pre-workout

@perman07

9 жыл бұрын

Rene Ulloa Ah, this is the stuff of my dreams. Though I think my current cut would be a little bit more expensive with daily coke on top of it:(

I do cardio, but i do not visit my grandma

@andreana5796

9 жыл бұрын

That's fine my friend

@gangstarr1122

9 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Renteria that aint cool bruh

@edheldude

9 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Renteria I visit your grandma.

@ReaperCH90

9 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Renteria me too, just she's dead

@ThatYellowFellow9

9 жыл бұрын

ReaperCH90 uhh

"It's like a caterpillar going into a cocoon and coming out as a caterpillar again." Genius.

@raulsalcedo8332

2 жыл бұрын

"No chick's gonna wanna fuck a hairy ass worm!"

Unironically he's right. Don't cut every year. Bulk until you're absolutely huge and then cut

"don't cut the fat, cut the bs" - Bro Science - respect,bro

1:27 did he really miss the opportunity to say mass-car?

@Skyfalcon12345

7 жыл бұрын

He did.

@JonGRac

6 жыл бұрын

Nah cause he followed it up with the single greatest double meaning ever

@calebmauer1751

5 жыл бұрын

@@JonGRac Yeah, going in circles, fucking perfect dude. This channel is clever.

"Hello, suicide prevention line?"..." I should just do it?" ..."Alright." had me dead lol

the thing is... 5:23 is actually true lol

@johnyoung2702

5 жыл бұрын

Everything he says is true. Can you not see all the subliminal messages he says? Hes not just rambling hes using psychology

@sillyme2598

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnyoung2702 the sarcasm is so on point

@TrollHiddenCave

3 жыл бұрын

I've never wanted to be veiny that just looks gross I just want to lose my damn gut I love lifting weights but I hate cardio

Dom, I actually enjoy training legs. Should I seek psychiatric help?

@chrisi237

9 жыл бұрын

spigotsandcogs Yes because you are probably a frog.

@S0M4LIA

9 жыл бұрын

chrisi237 LOL

@ChrisZona23

6 жыл бұрын

Come on dude, quit lying to your self. You hate legs.

@The_Cholo

6 жыл бұрын

The fuck is wrong with you, no one enjoys squatting.

@jpg6296

6 жыл бұрын

spigotsandcogs You might just be southamerican. Otherwise, therapist asap

last part is actually true, I think... about 6%

@MisterBlankeVla

9 жыл бұрын

It is

@samuelnelson8368

9 жыл бұрын

Róbert Vangor what was zyzz's body fat?

@garretd6687

9 жыл бұрын

Samuel Nelsonnot that low , probably 8

@martijntjeeh

9 жыл бұрын

Around 5-8 provably

@samuelnelson8368

9 жыл бұрын

thanks, that makes sense

All the dislikes are from emos that think the title of this video is clickbait

@jaaki94

7 жыл бұрын

Why would emos ever want to cut they're about 100lb already

@chrishernandez7655

7 жыл бұрын

jaaki94 They thought it was for their wrists

@jaaki94

7 жыл бұрын

+Aquatic Highs that day I did

@jasen1621

7 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@overlyattachedbean1050

7 жыл бұрын

you win...

Dom is one of the rare comedy channels that just doesn't seem to drop in quality. I love it. So much respect for the guy,

my grandmother 1. isn't boring, 2. could out lift you and 3. makes a mean cake, reps for jesus

@TheJairjedi

9 жыл бұрын

MrNotThatFamous Yea you look like a bitch

@ardipithecus11

9 жыл бұрын

MrNotThatFamous you wack as all hell son.

@MrNotThatFamous

9 жыл бұрын

BullShitThat bet it taste delicious, lick the bowl!

@TheJairjedi

9 жыл бұрын

MrNotThatFamous Shut up, kid.

@TheNightkiller57

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr Not That Famous GET THE FUCK OFF HERE HATER

Starting at 5:00 and for the rest of the video Dom dropped some of the realist info I’ve heard

@dbruh936

4 жыл бұрын

Fr. I'd say he drops major wisdom in most any vid, but it's hidden behind several layers of sarcasm and humor.

4:19 is the reason why i watch this video every week.

“I’m not buying it, guy from the future. Here to fuck with my gains” IM DEAD. 🤣

right on target with a good sense of humor

I have literally watched every video a few times

"Left swipe, granny." Favorite line.

insane how they keep making incredibly high quality vids after years

I'll come back later for the funny comments

@PENGU1N07

9 жыл бұрын

Ill probably forget to come back, this is why you should watch videos after 24 hours

@dANNEYFTW

9 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for that mexican horny Pedro smfh

@davidkelly1507

9 жыл бұрын

Alexander Dinesen Orrrrr you could just write a top comment...? OH NO WAIT

@chadlikens6304

9 жыл бұрын

***** lol

I feel the same way about cardio. So fucking boring. I gotta play basketball or football for cardio. Fuck a treadmill.

@kevincoville7601

9 жыл бұрын

That's why I play pickup basketball 3 times a week. Running sprints for a couple hours on the court is a lot more fun than pounding a treadmill

@prateekkumar5667

9 жыл бұрын

***** how do you fuck a treadmill?

I'm on a 3-4 video streak and I can't stop smirking or laughing. This is literally golden entertainment.

"Like a caterpillar going into a cocoon and coming out as a caterpillar again" hahahah

is this the official /fit/ channel?

@ssj9devil

8 жыл бұрын

Yes...

@michaelmandeville7784

8 жыл бұрын

did u die in mafia 2

@edge21str

7 жыл бұрын

He never mentioned SS+GOMAD so no.

@noname-wc7tf

7 жыл бұрын

no he is just joking dude

@TehQreep

6 жыл бұрын

no name you think this is a fucking joke, bro?

you know you've been watching too much of Dom when you predicted there was a dumbbell in the bush...

This video is a masterpiece every year you just gotta watch it

Ive been binge watching all of your videos for a few days now and this one is by far the most hilarious

Are we gonna talk about that Turok reference? That was perfection.

Baffled by this guy's physique. He has obviously muscular arms and chest, not as big as most others in the fitness industry, zero definition, but his abs are almost carved looking, and he is strong enough to make easily ome muscle ups, plank push ups in the air and the "flag". The hell?

@MolecularResearchLab

8 жыл бұрын

He is a casual lifter and does not really take it that serious and alcoholic beer hardcore beer drinker? so that gives him that look. Plus his height requires more muscle mass to look as lean as others.

@MultiBreberka

8 жыл бұрын

its called being natty

@MolecularResearchLab

8 жыл бұрын

piepiepie If you're natty and look like him after 5 years of lifting. You're a fucking loser.

@secundusytp4517

8 жыл бұрын

+Aʟᴇx Nah bro, that's the perfect size natty.

@MolecularResearchLab

8 жыл бұрын

Secundus Wow, you must have shitty ass genetics. Check Mike's personal page and pictures. He drunks and is lazy most of the time. That is not a perfect natty size. You're a damn loser if you're a natty and look like him.

I watch this every year because I forget how to cut, thanks for the pointers Uncle Dom!

That genocide line is definitely one of my top 3 favorite nuggets of wisDOM.

*shakes dumbbell...'Any gains? Spare any gains' LOOOOOL

Most people don't make me laugh cause they just act like idiots but this was genuinely funny

Caterpillar joke gave me shredded abs.

Mac on Always Sunny haha

@LiopleurodonJuice

9 жыл бұрын

***** Maybe it's time to stop cultivating, and start harvesting.

@Mor4dracoRules

9 жыл бұрын

Two hundo

@RaizenEx1

9 жыл бұрын

Try and move me bruh That will be me on beach this summer

@millersayshihowboutu

9 жыл бұрын

Joe Gibbs Chimichangas are good

@neverwoner

9 жыл бұрын

you're becoming, a chimichanga!!

"Once you cut carbs, you are willingly becoming a UNICEF kid"

I love how this man figures out a way to squeeze a curl in every minute

First time I watched this channel. Brilliant stuff.

I thumbs up before I watch your videos no fucks given

It's almost sad that I learn more from this comedy channel than all of the other fitness channels.

When he pulled the dumbbell out of the flowers, crazy funny

Rewatching this shit and the wonderful life joke gets me every time. Or twice.

I think people underestimate how smart Dom's videos are. The quality of the comedic writing is really fucking impressive.

I died when he pulled the dumbell out of the rose bush.

“Left swipe granny” don’t understand how he can be so consistent 😂

I think this is my favourite BroScienceLife video.

R.I.P Banana...

Been waiting for this video for long checking every day aha

I'm proud to say I'm one of the few who followed through with my summer cut. I went from 210 to 160 in 3 months

I watched all your videos in 3 days, I need more!

"guy from the future, sent here to fuck with my gainz." lol

I'm the guy saying "spare any gains" 😂 #summerbulk2016

The best channel I've seen in ages.

"Cutting carbs... More like Banana NO!" Best line

"What are you running from, a genocide?" - one of his funniest lines.

Dom we need your opinion on the "Dad Bod".

I had a good laugh watching this, I needed that. Thanks Dom

Hahahahaha, I was dying this episode, thanks Dom. Especially at the Sarah Mclachlan reference.

5:10 lmfao this dude is the best

LMFAOO!

this video does not get old ever lol

every single video man, I liked every video I have watched.

"If you want to win this summer, don't cut the fat. Cut the bullshit. And cut to the chase." -Dom 2015

Legends of the hidden temple over here!

Dude, your analogies are outta control! How the hell are you this funny?!

"Guy from the future sent here to fuck with my gains." And a picture of the terminator........ Best damn line ever. :D

Under 301 like what

@sidneydean.

9 жыл бұрын

DiscoPornoSatan I do not support this 301 shit

@DiscoPornoSatan

9 жыл бұрын

zaguilar1 go play in the smith machine

@raew9290

9 жыл бұрын

KZread freezes the stats at 301 for a couple of days to check for paid subs and bots. Not sure why I know this.

@sidneydean.

9 жыл бұрын

Classic

@motaz5867

9 жыл бұрын

Rae W Because we all do? :P

I couldn't concentrate long enough to watch this one. Maybe next time.

Well if you take all the comedy theres always some useful life tip in the vid.its really what makes the channel special

Love this channel

4:00 I choked on my drink. Haha

I can't really figure out how to cut so when people ask I just say I'm on a lifelong bulking phase

This is by far one of the funniest brosience videos

I watched this video like 5 times now and I still love it

Shredded cheddar lmao!