Batman never had justice league, justice league had batman

@moist_captain

8 жыл бұрын

yep

@88rogue19

8 жыл бұрын

U mean batman and his bitches

@vishalrs1129

8 жыл бұрын

they ain't that bad :D

@88rogue19

8 жыл бұрын

Leo Nard yeah there good i have loads of comics i just like the idea of batman and his god bitches

@vishalrs1129

8 жыл бұрын

Danman Mandan :D You got a point !

Just say "I'm batman" in a deep voice.

@Babss_980

4 жыл бұрын

LOL😂😂

@AGoodStory

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll use that quote when I beat someone up :)

@BestManGamer

3 жыл бұрын

Or just get a voice changer?

@lalaho721

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha LOL

@victordhanaraj2853

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo

“Batman never uses a gun” Flashpoint Batman: Am I a joke to you

@Sus_amogus-n1

2 жыл бұрын

you are very right

@juliiju0484

2 жыл бұрын

Alt universe.

@space_monkey5662

2 жыл бұрын

Batfleck laughs from corner.

@szymonguzowski5374

2 жыл бұрын

grim knight joins the chat

@googlymoogly3009

2 жыл бұрын

yes

3:03 if you use guns then you're Red Hood

@mega_lapras6047

3 жыл бұрын

Even better bro HAHAHA

@stinkylol3880

3 жыл бұрын

Even better

@williammyers3693

3 жыл бұрын

I like red hood but I would take away the guns

@williammyers3693

3 жыл бұрын

I like red hood but I would take away the guns

@RedHoodTheRealJT

3 жыл бұрын

I am the RedHood

step 1 : go to a movie theatre about a shadow warrior who seeks to bring justice and fights injustice. step 2 : have your parents murdered in an ally. step 3 : have a faithful butler to take care of you. step 4 : have a cop that you trust most which will help you know the killer. step 5 : go travel around the world and learn all of the mrtial arts including kung fu and ninja stuff. step 6 : be very expert at sciense, technology, detective types, and learn all of criminology step 7 : learn how to master and conquer your fears. step 8 : never ever kill. step 9 : return to the city your family have always loved most. step 10 : pay respects to your family's death. step 11 : make a suit that will protect you most of the bullets and hits and make a suit that will your enemies afraid of you. step 12 : create a belt that will hold all of your gadgets that you require. step 13 : protect your city. step 14 : be the caped crusader aka batman.

@khaledosman9785

7 жыл бұрын

simple

@johny1220

7 жыл бұрын

I did all this I got beat up you didn't mention I had to workout for years and years D:

@khaledosman9785

7 жыл бұрын

+johny1220 sorry I forgot step 5 : ( continue ) and you should have to return to your city after 10 years

@khaledosman9785

7 жыл бұрын

+aperture123 and that step

@nicholasfitzgerald585

7 жыл бұрын

+johny1220 "learn all martial arts and ninja stuff" if you ain't ripped from learning those things. Then you did something wrong

If helping people is illegal, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

@TacticalNerd1963

8 жыл бұрын

It's legal, it just pisses off the police that you're not working for them (Assholes...)

@Andrew-pw5nm

8 жыл бұрын

+The Warbringer they took our jerbs!!!!

@maxpayne6097

8 жыл бұрын

+The Warbringer it's illegal

@maxpayne6097

8 жыл бұрын

+Federico Anzola go to hell!

@TacticalNerd1963

8 жыл бұрын

No seriously, it can be legal to be a vigilante as long as you don't screw with the law. Just look at phoenix jones, he's a good example

Me: *Sees how to be Batman* Also me: *instantly subscribes*

@mattbull7395

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@plasticweapon

Жыл бұрын

also you: wastes your time

@mehirsinghr

Жыл бұрын

@@plasticweapon you: no females 🤓🤓🤓

Simple wear costume and yell IM BATMAN

@MW-dd8vk

6 жыл бұрын

Angel Wayne and learn a crap ton of skills such as martial arts and detective skills

@angelwayne2872

6 жыл бұрын

Max Westbrooke yep so true

@nightbot5533

6 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS SHE

@rashmisood7056

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@JohnSmith-sy6zm

4 жыл бұрын

GET A BASEBALL BAT!

How to get out of the Friend-zone

@MrBoegela

9 жыл бұрын

friendzone doesn't exist

@pgtamer

9 жыл бұрын

MrBoegela that's just not true

@Volaths

9 жыл бұрын

It doesn't exist buddy, she either likes you or she doesn't, no more no less.

@id104335409

9 жыл бұрын

hernan frankrajch you can never get out of the friend zone. Not even light escapes the friend zone.

@SenTheTurtle3

9 жыл бұрын

id104335409 But... but... I did... I think..

30 second unskippable toothpaste ad

@andreasforfjan9340

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@diamondhead4384

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@DrTonio-bx4xo

7 жыл бұрын

ikr

@andreashort310

7 жыл бұрын

Cool, now this channel can continue on existing! Great job for supporting it!

@simonvv1002

7 жыл бұрын

lol same!

Imagine this: you call the police You: I see a criminal in *this and this* alley im going in Police: WAIT HOW DO YOU LOOK Like You: Like a bat!

@Babss_980

4 жыл бұрын

That's me

@aresmason8332

4 жыл бұрын

You have speak cancer

@TheFagerlund

2 жыл бұрын

@@aresmason8332 You have bad English skills

@never_gonna_give_you_up12

2 жыл бұрын

if nobody understands this comment u call the cops and then say u are fighting a bad guy so dont think im them the cop says how do you look like you said like a bat (batman)

@mohammadrasol7420

2 жыл бұрын

Police:WAIT WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE me in a dark, deep amd vampirey voice:Vengeance

HEY HEY HEY We wanted how to be a *BATMAN* not real life superhero

@lanitaredding6581

6 жыл бұрын

Dog face you have a point

@MW-dd8vk

6 жыл бұрын

it's the closest thing you're going to get

@xzero6481

5 жыл бұрын

I know how to be Batman! 1: Be rich 2: Have $682,000,000 3: Have even more money to make a bat cave, bat computer, bat mobile, and batwing. 4: Pray to GOD you don’t get captured by police. You have all that? You’ll be Batman in no time!

@naveerakamran1770

3 жыл бұрын

Me is batman superhero

@eugeniosabater8449

Жыл бұрын

You have to be millionare first!

What do you call batman when he leaves church early? .......Christian Bale! Ok not funny ? Ill leave

@musakhan490

8 жыл бұрын

lol😂😂😂😂

@a14_herrera60

8 жыл бұрын

+Bleach L

@malachimoore1101

8 жыл бұрын

+Bleach found you again do a better job at hiding

@welittunhapong4880

8 жыл бұрын

+Bleach is you again

@crescentmoon3764

7 жыл бұрын

10/10 would steal again

Actually, Batman USED to use guns and kill criminals in his early appearances. No Joke.

@xxkboom

8 жыл бұрын

+Thoralmir Not canon anymore.

@Bryan-dr5qy

8 жыл бұрын

+Nea Sanners Not to Grant Morrison

@creme8338

8 жыл бұрын

+Bryan Leong youre talking about grant morrison here dude. of course.

@creme8338

8 жыл бұрын

***** Are you dense?

@ForgingEinsteinchannel

8 жыл бұрын

+Thoralmir so did macgiver

I’m watching this thinking “How can I use this to make myself into a supervillain?”

So far I've learnt Krav Maga Brazilian Jui Jujitsu Russian Sambo Taekwondo and Boxing

@st8vie282

6 жыл бұрын

The Flame how old are you

@Sean-wx2ht

6 жыл бұрын

Stevie Whiddon why tf would you ask them that?

@st8vie282

6 жыл бұрын

Sean M usually takes 3 years to learn a martial art legitamately to a 'black belt level' so he must of been doing it for a while

@Sean-wx2ht

6 жыл бұрын

Stevie Whiddon Fair enough

@JourneyToTheCage

6 жыл бұрын

Russian Rambo lol

Batman is a master in every fighting style and martial art ever made

@deandrenesbitt1757

8 жыл бұрын

no he isnt

@anlyuksel2194

8 жыл бұрын

+deandre nesbitt yes he is

@deandrenesbitt1757

8 жыл бұрын

anil yüksel he knows less than 200 martial arts

@anlyuksel2194

8 жыл бұрын

He knows 127 martial arts just look his wiki

@NurulIslam-jq9kh

8 жыл бұрын

He knows 125 martial arts actually and made his own type of martial art which is a mix of boxing, Muay Thai and more. My life's so sad being a nerd, well at least I have WoW to look after me right....

This is actually pretty cool to know that there are real life superheros out there!

Hey Andy, great job animating this episode! My favourite topic so far!

"Batman never uses a gun" yeah, except for every single vehicle he owns lol

there are 540 billionaires in the United States and not one of those losers has decided to become batman

@satesup4353

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe you just dont knooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..... .

@sohanturtorial3856

6 жыл бұрын

because it better to invest incase of a city like gotham instead of be batman batman(I forgot his name) could have easily made his city crime free by investing to create his jobs and then be batman if needeed most of the criminals were forced to become criminals because they couldn't get legal jobs if they get safe legal jobs of course they would leave their criminal jobs

@greenthizzle4

6 жыл бұрын

Shohan Tutorial or just get rid of the drug war

@JohnSmith-sy6zm

6 жыл бұрын

Conclusion: Batman is a Loser!!!!!

@theflyluciano7877

3 жыл бұрын

@@sohanturtorial3856 Bruce Wayne

How to start your own country

@behemothokun

9 жыл бұрын

this is a good suggestion actually.

@Psychomancer78

9 жыл бұрын

Follow-up episode: How to become a dictator.

@AirforcLuckyThirteen

9 жыл бұрын

Start a country? Coutries are formed, created, not "started".

@samarundel1429

9 жыл бұрын

Just a you can start a country

@MartinWasTaken

9 жыл бұрын

***** Start is a synonym of Create, so you pretty much contradicted yourself.

Guy: Batman never uses a gun 2016: Batman v Superman Guy: ...

@sleazy_voiceovers

3 жыл бұрын

Well Batman was kinda of script

@deathmeter7243

9 ай бұрын

Battfleck isn't comic accurate.

It's 2019 and I miss this,

@amazingbro6723

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@TeymurKhan571

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

How to become the Punisher.

@johnneil3612

8 жыл бұрын

be a teacher and punish every1 who talks in lesson so youre PUNISHER

@Smeeshie2001

8 жыл бұрын

Join the military, then watch your family die in a mob hit, make sure you hold your son's brains in your hands. Go insane, very important that you go insane. Then get a military suit and spray paint a skull over it. Wear a trench coat for concealment. Then go to America where guns are allowed and by as many as you can. Then, murder every criminal, ever. Even jaywalkers.

@re_pete

8 жыл бұрын

Join the military/FBI then retire . Than kill people/break the law

@DingleDut

7 жыл бұрын

+Ali Nadeem Busheri Does this explain the Troll Face?

@lordthanatos3564

7 жыл бұрын

All you need are guns and an unbelievably bad attitude.

I'm the Boy Wonder. Okay not really, but I did play Booster Gold once. I know, gross.

@ryecmd

9 жыл бұрын

Lets fight crime!

@Captain_Mike82

9 жыл бұрын

The death and return of superman! You got punched into outer space and said doomsday. Good stuff, even if you were booster gold.

@BecomingBoundless

9 жыл бұрын

***** in Death And Return of Superman! You were awesome in that!

@robb2999

9 жыл бұрын

Oomsday!

@mrcateater8724

9 жыл бұрын

Mike Blodgett Uhh what? Booster Gold is awesome...

How am I supposed to fly to flipping China, Russia, and Japan...

@imstupid7614

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Hamel 2 You got those super rich parents right?

@sarsona_3611

5 жыл бұрын

Just sneak on a cargo ship to other countries, in Batman Begins, Bruce did the same thing.

@santoshkumar-gj5gh

5 жыл бұрын

Hey you forgotten mention GREAT INDIA man... Batman supposed learn mind control techniques there.

@joshuawright4198

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they teach those outside their respective countries

@adolfogarzachaires394

3 жыл бұрын

Money

3:09 hmmmmm someone never read Batman: Odyssey

@Crazy-Gaonk

Жыл бұрын

- 🤓

there r thousands of billionaires in the world and how come no of them have become Batman yet?!?!?

@ee4life623

8 жыл бұрын

they are just lazy I imagine. lol

@charlieshin9868

8 жыл бұрын

they have good jobs. thats why they need to keep their buisness doing

@erkdoc5

8 жыл бұрын

+star wars ep Vll say waaah To become a billionaire in real life you have to be a sociopath or be one of the few that was just really lucky or smart.

@erkdoc5

8 жыл бұрын

***** For some of them, yes. There are others far from that, like Oprah Winfrey and Trump.

@mstr293

8 жыл бұрын

Mindset, my friend! Those billions of dollars didn't come from years worth of anonymous vigilante lifestyle nor it's going to sustain it.

What did one orphan say to another? Robin get into the bat mobile!

@spencerleelambert

8 жыл бұрын

Depends on which Robin.

@EmeraldCake3575

8 жыл бұрын

Tim drake and damien aren't orphan

@ChrisPPotatoIDC

8 жыл бұрын

+Joshua DoesRoblox I bet you think there's only one robin -_-

@mmurphy373

8 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell, people. Its a joke and a decent one at that.

@ChrisPPotatoIDC

8 жыл бұрын

Matt Murphy It was pretty shit lol but ok

For me to be a vigilante: 1.get stab proof bullet proof and fire proof suit 2.get a deep voice monater(is that how you spell it?) I know that Baltimore is a bad place and i live close there so i can go there

@user-jp8rh6ts6m

4 жыл бұрын

Good luck my friend. Also learn martial arts to take out the bad guys.

@PASSPORTKING2106

4 жыл бұрын

There's a lot scum here so I'll be your eyes and ears lol

@themysteriousonei1870

3 жыл бұрын

Am lucky I live england I only need stab proof and fire proof suit

I really love how he talks about all this stuff like all it takes is a little effort

Batman doesn't use a gun? Say that during the movie Batman V Superman

@dara45sm7

7 жыл бұрын

DiktatGame bruh 😂😂😂

@Super-mt5fc

7 жыл бұрын

ScarDreamz flashpoint Batman does

@yo-no9879

7 жыл бұрын

actually, that was more of a grenade launcher, and it wasn't lethal to humans, superman on the hand...

@drtohtoridoc3954

7 жыл бұрын

plot twist Batman doesnt kill but he never said he doesnt use guns

@crimemastergoti.v

7 жыл бұрын

ScarDreamz he uses guns but not to kill. he kill if it is very much necessary. all the guns he owns are mostly gadgets not killing machines

How to win the hunger games

You’re the reason I wanted to be Batman when I was 8… 😁 good times

I rather be Daredevil. No money needed.

@masonr.powers7196

5 жыл бұрын

The Devil of Hell's Kitchen+ Ditto.

@m3lee

5 жыл бұрын

Ill give you a gift to help you. It is a poisonous eyedropper.

@LittleHomieLightningtech

5 жыл бұрын

Daredevil has superpowers

@jillian2414

5 жыл бұрын

The Devil Of Hell's Kitchen samee I love daredevil 👌❤️

@brianna5381

5 жыл бұрын

In Arizona you can use a gun for self defence

Christian bale was the best batman

@ezekielchand4492

8 жыл бұрын

hey...your wrong ..I'm the best bats man

@blackfaith2169

8 жыл бұрын

+Striker Alexandra J but kelvin Conroy is the joker's voice...

@blackfaith2169

8 жыл бұрын

+Striker Alexandra J batman's*

@moist_captain

8 жыл бұрын

Kevin conroy. and Affleck is now

@johnv7976

8 жыл бұрын

+Topias K if you're saying affleck is the best batman now then that is the most stupidest shit I've heard. Bale had 3 great films affleck just had a couple of trailers. How can he be better already? That's unfair to what bale and Nolan did to the batman franchise

I'll be Adidas-russian-squad-AK47-man

@aliemirkzl166

7 жыл бұрын

JacketYT lol

@JANICKGMO_

7 жыл бұрын

JacketYT we're sorry but that username is already taken

@davidherrera3992

7 жыл бұрын

Ali Emir Kızıl

@sealstealer5007

6 жыл бұрын

GO RUSH B *CYKA BLYAT*

@gl1zzy999

6 жыл бұрын

Slavman

Literally me

You also need to put ALOT of faith in the structural integrity of the buildings/bridges/poles you're grappling off. You also need to have a very strong arm to hold your body weight while you swing between buildings.

This seems a little like a guide on how to become the next George Zimmerman.

@BobLogical

9 жыл бұрын

***** No, that guide would be, "Step 1: Ignore the police and take matters into your own hands. Step 2: Shoot anyone and everyone you see and claim it's self defense."

@ugoleftillgorite

9 жыл бұрын

Bob Logical If you go looking for trouble, you will find it. I'm sure the police aren't super thrilled with these "super heroes," either. Seeking out criminal activity and then staying within sight-line of the criminals is a great way to A) get shot B) become a hostage or C) put you in a situation in which you have to use lethal force to defend yourself. In many cases they would only escalate the situation, which is the exact opposite of what the police want.

@BobLogical

9 жыл бұрын

Actually, a lot of police enjoy these kind of people, since very few are actually going out to punch people in the face. They're a neighborhood watch for the whole city who don't carry guns and can be looked to as an inspiration for other people.

@ugoleftillgorite

9 жыл бұрын

Bob Logical You are probably right, as long as they are actually green-lighted by the police. I imagine some of these groups/individuals are not, though.

@angelyanev9370

9 жыл бұрын

AWE me how to be assassin from assassin's creed

I would be Batman if my city needed protecting. Too bad that major crime rates aren't as high as it would appear to be in movies/comic books. Also, my city probably doesn't deserve me.

@donnywaveski1780

8 жыл бұрын

They don't deserve you nor do they need you. lol

@alia-fl6hj

8 жыл бұрын

You are the hero Gotham doesn't deserve, nor do they need you. So go back to cleaning your bedroom child.

@alia-fl6hj

8 жыл бұрын

It's a joke.

@jewfukaninja

8 жыл бұрын

Can someone kill my parents so i get their life insurance😭jkjk

@tmzissupergay

8 жыл бұрын

"Too bad that major crime rates aren't as high" That right there is why you'd be a shit Batman

Batman never carries a gun *Intense Flashpoint breathing*:

Bro was ahead of his time.

but remember Batman quit the Justice league

@huippu_g

8 жыл бұрын

so now they are searching for a new super hero to justice league, and im the hero they are searching for

@blank4693

8 жыл бұрын

Nominated

@finnlolstar13

8 жыл бұрын

he said he had

@johnneil3612

8 жыл бұрын

and superman died

@johnneil3612

8 жыл бұрын

+john neil i mean in comics

How to become an assassin from assassins creed

@eightbait06

7 жыл бұрын

stab a guy in the back without anyone but you knowing. BAM!

@ophem5533

6 жыл бұрын

Ace So a normal assassin?

@iji4031

6 жыл бұрын

Ophem shhhhhhh

@that1guy350

6 жыл бұрын

Ace dress in clothes that nobody wears and stab angry fat guy in the chest

Savage vid man ceep up the good work

Tomorrow is superhero thing so I’m gonna wear black and wear a sticky note that says “I’m Batman” and I thought this was gonna help😂

Who wouldn't want to be Batman? Tony Stark comes to mind.

@DanielLCarrier

9 жыл бұрын

James DeRuvo Or anyone who likes their parents.

@rodneyfunderburrk1982

9 жыл бұрын

Becous he's the God damn batman no one would won't to say who are you ironman ironman that's who but your whereing spandex see my point

@Zuraneve

9 жыл бұрын

James DeRuvo Given a choice, I'd much rather be Tony Stark. He seems to have a lot more fun.

@moggless

9 жыл бұрын

But tony stark is boring and lame while batman is the epitome of badassery.

@marcog.verbruggen674

9 жыл бұрын

Mog Gles well, batman might be more badass, but he is a very... void person. his soul was pretty much replaced by justice and apathy towards criminals when he became the bat, while tony not only has fun, he even announced his identity to the world outright, and is just like "come at me, bitches lol". being stark would be a lot more fun, basically. also, House Stark. 'nuff said

how to be darth vader

@nerbs_the_word

7 жыл бұрын

you don't need to mister Vader

@gabcruz3435

7 жыл бұрын

Me because......I am your son

@conradswan8711

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Dabora

7 жыл бұрын

Thats a great idea!

@space_monkey5662

2 жыл бұрын

Baaaam Baaaam Baaaam bam ba bam bam ba bam.

I get this wild turkey as every time I watch one of these videos

I’ll add this to my “important things” play list

Batman never uses a gun..... WRONG! In the very early issues of Detective Comics, Batman did in fact, carry a gun and used it.

@robertjaye6811

9 жыл бұрын

Those stories aren't canon anymore.

@just_voices91

9 жыл бұрын

SamuraiMo YouMaySayMo and the trolling begun..... in fact people do care about the early comics and how they're written... and calling some on autistic? Come dude really? Are you in the third grade?

@---------------1

9 жыл бұрын

SamuraiMo YouMaySayMo Care to check the definition of a word before using it?

@MrDyl666

9 жыл бұрын

Yes he never uses a gun They never said he's never used one He just doesn't use one now

@dude37

9 жыл бұрын

SamuraiMo YouMaySayMo You know, I was going to respond to everything you wrote. But then you typed "ur" instead of "your". And honestly, I don't see the point in bothering with someone who can't type two extra letters. So instead, I'll just say, get off the fucking internet, finish first grade, and then came back when you can type out full words like a normal person and not some crackhead on a cell phone.

This is an amazingly fun analysis. Great work!

Damn, even the joker asked to be Batman 0:01

I searched this and I’m proud of it

Can we have a how to be joker next. Now that would be pretty funny.

@benbro1518

2 жыл бұрын

And create alot of super villains in the world will make world collapse

@Theguywhoasked1334

Жыл бұрын

​@@benbro1518 uh oh...

Actually,Batman uses Ninjutsu.Either way,great video!

@JackBoweGT

8 жыл бұрын

Batman has actually mastered all forms of hand to hand combat.

@cadkls

8 жыл бұрын

+Jack Bowe Actually it's 127. 127 ≠ All

@boskonikolic8961

8 жыл бұрын

You are making this up now

@boskonikolic8961

8 жыл бұрын

And its Ninjutsu.Have you seen the start of the first Batman movie?Its ninjas he's training with.What does it mean?Exactly.

@cadkls

8 жыл бұрын

Bosko Nikolic Also I love how you out 'exactly' on the end of your comment as if you think there's no other possible answer. It just shows how utterly delusionally arrogant you are. And yet you got proved wrong so hard.

3:08 yeah zack snyder

I actually thought of 3 guesses but just laugh in disbelief when he said the answer.

Batman is actually also a detective, learn criminology and get licensed as a private investigator. Kali would be a good choice for a martial art, too, since it combines armed and unarmed techniques with sticks, knives, and short swords.

Make a attack on titan sword that Eren Jaeger uses to kill those titans

@Billaxle

9 жыл бұрын

Or, Y'know, a Man-At-Arms episode where they make the Sword(s) and the blade holder for swapping out blades. ;]

@Darkness19Z

9 жыл бұрын

Billaxle Why make a video about making a big box cutter?

@Billaxle

9 жыл бұрын

Darkness19Z Oh You...

@YoungBrave2006

9 жыл бұрын

Eren doesn't use swords to kill titans, he just becomes a titan. Mikasa and Levy are the badass humans that kill titans with swords.

@GamersDogma

9 жыл бұрын

Markus Haapala Question Does Eren actually kill a titan while in human form? He kills lots in his titan form but i haven't seen him kill any while human.

thank you!

quick update guys the rain city movement is no more, because their leader was arrested for being a drug dealer

@somethingofascientist58

2 жыл бұрын

That’s kinda ironic honestly

yes, becasue to be the hero that saves the day, you must call someone else to come be the hero and save the day

Awesome video ! what else would be awesome : How to become a super villian !

@oddchild1

9 жыл бұрын

Well just become a lawyer for Monsanto and sue farmers when your product contaminates their field.

@dercssfreak2

9 жыл бұрын

oddchild1 haha good Idea !

@oddchild1

9 жыл бұрын

Living grunge Or you could feed the anti-vaccination movement and sell homeopathic remedies, while calling scientifically proven facts a conspiracy to poison children. It all depends on your definition of villainous.

@MilkerMurphy

9 жыл бұрын

Easy. Just get into politics.

@XelaShade

9 жыл бұрын

^ this guy knows

Thanks for the tip I’ll try.

thanks for the video

well batman uses turrets and cannons on the batmobile.

@techtothemax7352

7 жыл бұрын

rubber bullets

@tadiwright8749

7 жыл бұрын

well he dosent use rubber bullets to fight other tanks.

@techtothemax7352

7 жыл бұрын

Tadi Wright youre thinking of arkham knight which is a stretch from the real batman

@shadowgamer8575

7 жыл бұрын

Tadi Wright Youre thinking of batman arkham knight boy

@tadiwright8749

7 жыл бұрын

well is it not batman?

The "I'm Batman" at the end was pretty spectacular.

How to be Batman Get rich

@eponymousviewer8497

3 жыл бұрын

Be rich? Okay...

@eponymousviewer8497

3 жыл бұрын

@just some guy without a mustache It depends on resource mate.

@eponymousviewer8497

3 жыл бұрын

@just some guy without a mustache The resources on where you get the money.

This really helps

How to become president

@AceandDuce

9 жыл бұрын

That is a good one

@TheSUPERPOTATO2000

9 жыл бұрын

I can hereby confirm, that that is, indeed, a good one.

@lukascoote

9 жыл бұрын

i think they already did that

@LuizAlexPhoenix

9 жыл бұрын

***** start your own country

@Kothlim

9 жыл бұрын

Tell a lie with your every breath.

if I was Batman (batwoman/batgirl?), I can't make my voice go deep so I guess I'll be running around with an extremely high-pitched voice

When the world is in trouble I’ll let them know this video started it all✌🏼

Besides the rich parents thing, this is basically how to become dwight shrute.

How to BECOME THE PREDATOR !!

@baileyspence2411

9 жыл бұрын

HELL YEAH

@lordilluminati5836

9 жыл бұрын

ALIEN GO BOOM wut?

@butterflysrage

9 жыл бұрын

ALIEN GO BOOM Step 1: Be an alien. :)

@commanderstriker8157

6 жыл бұрын

HELL YES!!!

@aradvi2143

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Video! Sorry for chiming in, I would appreciate your thoughts. Have you heard the talk about - Trentvorty Fitness Life Theorem (just google it)? It is a great one of a kind guide for learning how to design your own Iron Man suit without the headache. Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my best friend Jordan at last got amazing success with it.

how to be Batman, but more on a cheaper budget simple, you be good at parkour, and be a black belt on whatever type martial arts.

thank you for helping me become a real life magical girl

This video is not true don't listen to it just live a life and let me handle it.

@TheBatmanFromBefore

3 жыл бұрын

Okay Then you try it.

@opgaming3951

3 жыл бұрын

🧐

Batman never uses a gun,ok.But Flashpoint Batman uses guns,HA!

@hewyinean9475

8 жыл бұрын

Ah but that is Thomas Wayne not Bruce Wayne

@godzillawithanm1680

8 жыл бұрын

+Lord Shadowx350 I know,but he's still Batman

@Geo2wavey

8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Nate that's his dad not him

@marcusvaughn7799

8 жыл бұрын

batman dosent use guns he never caries a gun around ever and i am telling you never ever ever

It's very cheap to become Batman compared to being Ironman.

@supercoolnata

8 жыл бұрын

ironman got his shit for free stupid

@TacticalNerd1963

8 жыл бұрын

Not really, he still has to have money for developing the high-tech suits

@matthew_natividad

8 жыл бұрын

batman's stuff was free/custom

@crescentmoon3764

7 жыл бұрын

+Nathaniel Barahona Dumbass

@supercoolnata

7 жыл бұрын

***** boii imma roast you!

We both have the best impressions ever

It like being a judgement officer, its not all about crime beatdowns (it sometimes is but not always)

I would like more to become The Joker.

@whatchcole1869

7 жыл бұрын

Yea ikr and I'll know when u go fight the boss u won't die

@therussianbadger2794

7 жыл бұрын

+TheShadowOfMadness YOU GENIUS GIVE HIM A COOKIE

@sneaky1018

7 жыл бұрын

Believe me if you became joker there is some day where you will get executed

@sneaky1018

7 жыл бұрын

TheShadowOfMadness you forgot step 9 Say the famous line "why so serious"

@s1n-n3d

7 жыл бұрын

be funny and original.... oh and kill people while laughing.

10/10 best f**king video ever

Holy tactics batman! :O

you are right man

How to become batman: you can't. suck it

Joe?!!! I missed you!! Also the feeling good segments. Please do another.

wow very nice please make more how to be batman

3:03 i mean...Flashpoint plus its not like the bad guy is gonna go like “o i see u dont have a gun here lemme make it even (holsters gun)”

"Batman never uses a gun" But what about flashpoint...never mind...

@woahitsnick4965

7 жыл бұрын

Bryce Kloeckener that is Bruce's Dad Thomas wayne

@brycekloeckener2165

7 жыл бұрын

I know. (Also, Martha being joker is awsome)

@ashutoshprakash3017

6 жыл бұрын

Bryce Kloeckener that's alternate universe

Do u know y I watched this video BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!

@carsonquist2574

8 жыл бұрын

Obviously, Kevin...

Thanks I’ve stopped 3 muggings! And saved one hostage this was an amazing video.

@allglorytochristourlord

4 жыл бұрын

This is a joke

How to be Batman? GET A BASEBALL BAT!!

how to survive when a plane crash and when it's coming down

This + how to be a ninja = Ultimate Stealth Hero :O

For a bat cave you could use a shipping container bunker

In some places it is allowed to attack criminals however the amount of force has to be necessary you can’t break someone’s leg for stealing a snickers bar,killing them is maybe sometimes allowed if the life of an innocent is at stake THIS has been epic how to