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@B1_Bis

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MiniBiased

3 жыл бұрын

@Bru Br Dang bro you're so funny, So funny infact i forgot to laugh

@pizzaman6885

3 жыл бұрын

A noose would end the movie quicker

@halohm3130

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine sayin im racist and homophobic bru br

@danielk.1472

3 жыл бұрын

@@MiniBiased LOL YOU JUST ROASTED HIM

Movie: Tries to justify human outswimming aligator Nerd explains: Amazing... every word you just said was wrong...

@ashtonerby8890

3 жыл бұрын

Try wrestling the crocoigator if you got Brazilian jujitsu and pro wrestling experience like me try using the triangle chokehold but you need to have strong metal tapes or use the dropkick if you're triple h or ray mysterio

@TheKing-qz9wd

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashtonerby8890 I mean sure but you can't wrestle a gator when it sneaks up on you and bites on your limbs. That's their whole thing. They ambush us.

@RandomestInc

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashtonerby8890 I don’t think using wrestling against a gator will end in anything except your death but you can have a go if you want

@s-o-u-p6095

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashtonerby8890 you remind me of the comic about jiu jitsu about the 6 steps to put a bear in a rear naked, where step 6 is "you already died at step 2, it's a bear"

@ashtonerby8890

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandomestInc yeah your right man I think guns would be work than brazillian jujitsu and pro wrestling techniques that'll get you killed

I’m a Floridian. There is literally no way that the girl didn’t know about the hurricane. They wouldn’t have even had the swim practice that morning.

@floridaman2806

3 жыл бұрын

Especially in FUCKIN Gainesville seriously there is no way they would do that.

@boy-on_the-netx9145

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why you dont trust movies

@meghanhixon3241

3 жыл бұрын

@@floridaman2806 I mean while I agree, Gainesville is lucky when it gets hit, I am from there and the worst that used to happen is that the power would go out. Driving during an active fucking hurricane is dumb as hell though.

@hoanghieubui2952

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Florida man is born to wrestle aligators, where is he ?

@Weedle1

3 жыл бұрын

@@meghanhixon3241 yeah I've done that lol it was pretty fun

"a tornado might destroy a mobile home in Bumfuck, Missouri" Me, sitting in my mobile home in Bumfuck, Kansas: "thank God, that was a close one"

@davidkilby1043

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. I live in west bumfuck Oklahoma.

@mrbuttocks6772

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidkilby1043 I'm in bumfuck Kentucky!

@toprak3479

2 жыл бұрын

I live in Bombfuck Missouri, thank god he was referring to somewhere else

@uniball5667

2 жыл бұрын

...you ever watch the Wizard of Oz? I wouldn't get to comfortable...

@afakeboxofporkramen5334

2 жыл бұрын

Oilfuck Texas for me

For everyone who has been asking, and hopefully for everyone who sees this before asking: Crawl part 2 was struck with copyright and is currently no longer available.

@JC-vw2tf

2 жыл бұрын

Ah shit. Thank you for letting us know, i was wondering.

@youcanadianeh7523

2 жыл бұрын

Probably because the people who made the movie didn’t want him to talk more about how stupid this movie is and stupid they had characters make decisions.

@gyomi7210

2 жыл бұрын

Video got taken down. Still up on odysee.

@sorbec

2 жыл бұрын

@@gyomi7210 thank you

@prescottmotley5225

2 жыл бұрын

Your the mvp

"aligators are deaf outside of water" *protagonist then gets caught and dragged away because the aligator HEARD her phone* the film cant even stick to its own crazy logic XD

@Mikey12396

3 жыл бұрын

Well that’s probably the whole movie. Just a big mess of inaccuracies. Otherwise, this movie wouldn’t even exist!

@HateshWarkio

3 жыл бұрын

Well, no one said that Dave was correct to begin with

@jborrego2406

3 жыл бұрын

It felt the vibrations lol

@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844

3 жыл бұрын

Alligators are not deaf out of water

@locktock9

3 жыл бұрын

@@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844 they're not deaf in or out of the water yet according to the film they're deaf out of the water, only to have them hear the phone....out of water....defying their own logic

“Haley was probably to distracted-“ No. “playing Raid-“ No, please. “shadow legends.” *NOOOOOOOO*

@dillandasilva3594

3 жыл бұрын

The KZreadrs are rick rolling us with raid shadow legends now

@radium_habit6869

3 жыл бұрын

Feels bad man

@Spalbeert

3 жыл бұрын

Just pathetic that guy like the other idiot you tuber

@walterware4371

3 жыл бұрын

I liked the way he threw it in there!

@paperclip6377

3 жыл бұрын

@@walterware4371 same

"Why do older folks not keep their phone on them most of the time?" Because they still think it's still the 1300's where nobody needed phones

@johnbread5450

2 жыл бұрын

funny seeing you here

@laladeviluke1287

2 жыл бұрын

Get out of my head

@davidkilby1043

2 жыл бұрын

Incorrect. I am a 57 year old. Paranoid retired Marine, but still older than her idiot father

@logankneller

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidkilby1043 r/woooosh

@AgentSquiddy

2 жыл бұрын

@@logankneller no .. just no kid

as a born and raised florida man, i can confirm that this is accurate. we sometimes put leashes on the roaming murder alligators to keep them as pets. the fact that they didn’t do this tells me that they are not florida men

@normalhuman9878

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a movie so it was written by Californians They don’t know anything about the reality of Florida

"cut the dead weight off, like the wife when she divorced him" god i died.

@playz.

3 жыл бұрын

lmao yh

@RudyTheNinja

3 жыл бұрын

I said _"ooouughhh"_ audibly at that Holy curd that was savage

@brendanworthington3888

3 жыл бұрын

Very true though. Feel bad for Haley and the wife. Haley got her genetics sabotaged and the wife had to put with moron for years. I mean who the fuck fixes plumbing for a house no is living in instead of evacuating for the hurricane?!

@aidenpearce5275

3 жыл бұрын

@@brendanworthington3888 ... probably me

@Berserker3624

3 жыл бұрын

That was cruel....

you forgot one thing: this takes place in florida, and every floridian is a superhuman who can easily beat a gator in any fight, and who can shrug off any hurricane damage.

@sabref4i290

3 жыл бұрын

That’s because everybody that lives in Florida is all whacked out on meth lol

@LogShaw1587

3 жыл бұрын

You are thinking about russians

@flamethrower1273

3 жыл бұрын

@@LogShaw1587 no there was guy in Florida that pried open a gators mouth to save his dog a couple months ago

@alduintheanti-dragonborn

3 жыл бұрын

@@LogShaw1587 Pretty sure Russians are like that but with vodka instead.

@flamethrower1273

3 жыл бұрын

@@shuuuuushhshs2698 it was small but a gator nonetheless

The most realistic part of this movie is that people who live in Florida underestimate a massive hurricane

@coledibiase5971

2 жыл бұрын

They've been through the worst of them already

@meeksywampus

2 жыл бұрын

Having lived there most of my life, unless Jim Cantore is afraid, nobody leaves.

@edu7979

Жыл бұрын

its just some wind and rain really

Interesting facts about alligators! They are incredibly powerful when they bite down, but have almost no muscle to force their mouth back open. Basically, if you can find a way to hold its mouth shut…it’s incapacitated lol

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit

2 жыл бұрын

they can still sweep your legs with it's tail or pounce on you

@mcarrowtime7095

2 жыл бұрын

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit what’s it going to do if I you’re sitting on its mouth?

@Azi_OS

2 жыл бұрын

*Speeeeeen*

@devinosland359

2 жыл бұрын

@@mcarrowtime7095 it still thrashes around like crazy and will try to fling you off, i mean they fight other gators.

@koreancowboy42

2 жыл бұрын

That's why you apply your weight to the croc. On flat land with no mud or what not. It's not impossible to handle a croc but it's damn dangerous asf. Rather go a safer route as have a fucking weapon or gun. Almost every amercian or non amercian had a fire arm or weapon in their homes.

Him: "she was probably busy playing Raid Shadow Le-" Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

@MUIDYLANICE

3 жыл бұрын

KZreadr: Reaches one subscriber Raid shadow legends: Hmmm... Would you like a sponsor?

@kirakira1212

3 жыл бұрын

It was so smooothhh i chocked 😂

@cutthroatcomittee

3 жыл бұрын

⚰ screaming

@chrisandersson6619

3 жыл бұрын

@@MUIDYLANICE 😂😂😂😂😂

@QueenRatMan

3 жыл бұрын

I wasnt even mad, nerd was way 2 smooth

"at some point you just have to cut the dead weight off... like his wife did in the divorce." i keep forgetting how fuckin savage this man is

@mellophriend

3 жыл бұрын

it's hidden in that monotone voice lol

@thatonebagel6961

3 жыл бұрын

I kept that line in a mental pocket for when I'm eighteen and can finally live with my mom.

@therebedragons2653

3 жыл бұрын

Saying dead weicht instead of dead meat Was a missed opportunity

@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX

2 жыл бұрын

What a fucking legend.

Title: *How to beat KILLER alagators in "Crawl"* Alternative Title: *Nerd explains roasting the actors for **27:14** minutes*

Saddest thing that part 2 got deleted. The entertainment factor this 2-parter had was oscar-worthy

@livedhill1640

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for part 2

@ericaguayo764

Жыл бұрын

No wonder I couldn't find it any idea why that happened

@kassard1

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for saying as I was looking for it. Your comment should be pinned for future searchers.

This girl: *thinks she can outswim a gator* The gator: fuck around and find out

@pizzaman6885

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm gator pizza

@matthewritterson484

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@MartyBrawls

3 жыл бұрын

@@pizzaman6885 frick now I want some pizza

@banana8949

3 жыл бұрын

@@MartyBrawls I need chick fila

@JetstreamSam343

3 жыл бұрын

@@pizzaman6885 i just ate pizza On Portugal TelePizza has a discount on Wednesday and I just ate a pizza I love you pizza man Now I now I cant out swim a gator

I’ve never been so stunned by the pure stupidity and absence of common sense from a protagonist.

@abigdookie

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@davidfalloutbandit

3 жыл бұрын

That american "horror" for you..stupid unrealistic characters making stupid easily avoidable choices for the sake of making the plot happen

@jameson1239

3 жыл бұрын

They also nerfed gators like you would not believe but good bite and your bones will snap like a twig

@timebomb4562

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair i think daddy gives her a lot of dumb advice

@SeaGLGaming

3 жыл бұрын

They're still smarter than most protagonists in horror movies somehow.

Just thought I’d let you know alligators are actually pretty scared of humans, whilst their cousins crocodiles are known to actively hunt humans, and anything they can kill

Please please please reupload crawl pt. 2! I loved this one, and just saw pt.2 got copyright struck. Pplleeeaasseee reupload!

@GM-fw3wm

Жыл бұрын

yeah it's been struck for more than half of an year

"Like his wife did when she divorced him" Fucking dead from that

@nidhalsormali3051

3 жыл бұрын

He really did my guy like that

@Berserker3624

3 жыл бұрын

That was just cruel...

Teacher : "You're the apex preadator" Alligator : And I took that personally

@ashleyking2002

3 жыл бұрын

As he should, gator is true apex predator

@black_nastyez5395

3 жыл бұрын

Nahhh dis is underrated

@luciid6938

3 жыл бұрын

Lol how did this get this many likes 😂

@frozenalpha6942

3 жыл бұрын

Alligator: You've gone from Monkey, I haven't changed

@danielwisell3836

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I am still here. Still looking for Part 2

@majormoo9782

Жыл бұрын

It got taken down my guy

Bruh that "To be continued" absolutely killed me😂😂😂

This seems like the angriest Nerd has ever been just because of the sheer stupidity of these character and the disregard for their own saftey and he just cant hold back on making fun of them.

@gorkemaykut5230

3 жыл бұрын

the problem is how realistic this is, some people are just blessed with the thinking capability of the soggy pants

@jack6126

3 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair if most were in a real life situation like this I’d bet they’d make at least a couple stupid mistakes too.

@davevd9944

3 жыл бұрын

The movie it self is watchable the gator look amazing. But beware turn your brain off. People make SUCH FUCKING DUMB CHOICES dear god.

@stealthchopper54

3 жыл бұрын

He bodied Hayley lol

@iidoughnutholes3087

3 жыл бұрын

@@jack6126 bro. Not evacuating in a cat 5 hurricane is an idiot move. No other way to put it

"They can climb trees and fences too" Well thats a nightmare I never needed.

@demetriusprime1505

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *Climbs up a tree against an alligator* Alligator: *Follows* Me: *....Meows.*

@quinntastrophy4189

3 жыл бұрын

@@demetriusprime1505 don’t. They prefer small prey.

@thedominatr1214

3 жыл бұрын

I once saw a monitor lizard, which has a body similar to an alligator, climb up a FLAT WOODEN FENCE. Like there was literally no footholds

@demetriusprime1505

3 жыл бұрын

@@quinntastrophy4189 Not in this movie apparently and it was to call for help, help the cat in a tree lol

@demetriusprime1505

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedominatr1214 Aight I'm out *Fades away*

Sir, you have my like on how clean that transition to Raid Shadow Legends ad. First time I got got by it since I usually can predict ads

The Jocko bit had me cackling. That was great. “Good” 😂

I'd find it incredibly funny if she made it upstairs with her dad only to get jumped by a group of crocodiles instead of gators.

@colinm2098

3 жыл бұрын

The masterminds behind the whole thing

@nerobernardino88

3 жыл бұрын

@@colinm2098 And then some brazilian Jacarés can jump in it too.

@Jenna2k

3 жыл бұрын

@@nerobernardino88 then giant otters jump in and kill everything. Yes they exist and no don't go near them.

@vigneshv3846

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jenna2k me too

@raizon-tx4gq

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jenna2k ah yes those nightmares caimans or gators avoid those because when they're in groups they're more scarier

"It's like a ghost town, everyone's gone." ..."No sh*t"

Who’s here when there is no part 2?

Pov: still waiting for pt 2

If anything ever hits the fan, let’s coordinate to meet irl Nerd. I don’t want to die. I’m staying in San Diego lmk bro

@blakebarrett1519

3 жыл бұрын

Same (until food runs low)

@juse73x

3 жыл бұрын

I have a nice survival plan. Unfortunately, imagination =/= real life. I'll probably get caught somewhere between step 1 and step 2 of my plan.

@cameronmccorkle6078

3 жыл бұрын

@@juse73x that's when you get a step 2.1 and such you won't be stuck on 2 if you have several backups hell I have a back up of the back up I have

@Lavender_body_wash

3 жыл бұрын

He’s going to eat you

@aonbrogan8266

3 жыл бұрын

Considering how often Nerd tells people "If shit hits the fan start eating people" I don't think that's wise.

Moral of the story: when life gives you gators make Gatorade

@343sinbad

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 mmm food 😂😂😂

@StudM01

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I am literally losing my s*** with this comment, well done good sir.

@mcirian8767

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@henrywhitmore8344

3 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: just fuckin evacuate you dumbass

@saluff1979

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that made me chuckle.

where did part 2 go, these are some of nerds funniest ones! these two videos are hilarious

To anyone wanting part 2, you can find that NerdExplains video on Odysee-he's smart to have a backup plan and not rely on KZread.

This video could’ve been ten seconds long, just say, “Eat them before they eat you.”

@pizzaman6885

3 жыл бұрын

I'll get the pizza

@1bingbongtingtong1

3 жыл бұрын

That's the best comment. You've done it.

@adamgray1753

3 жыл бұрын

"Daddy needs a new pair of boots, pants, shirt, tie, and belt, Mr. Gator!"

@DavidS-mi8nh

3 жыл бұрын

like ace ventura

@flamethrower1273

3 жыл бұрын

That only applies to people.

"If you made every possible wrong decision when a hurricane was hitting your home what would you do?" die

@kamller6525

3 жыл бұрын

Copied comment

@caralho5237

3 жыл бұрын

did you try to blow it back with a massive fan?

@grim1044

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamller6525 yes because it is difficult to copy the start of the video where he gives you a chance to make a comment and say die

@kamller6525

3 жыл бұрын

@@grim1044 it's just a copied comment, you don't need to get ur tits up in a twist about it.

@loturzelrestaurant

3 жыл бұрын

1) Talk No Jutsu. 2) Type-Adventage - Electro-Type!! Pika-pi! 3) Talk no Jutsu.

2:44 That was the slickest transition in to a sponsor advertisment I have ever seen. You smooth bastard, you.

Love your content very much! I noticed that part two to this video has been taken down. I hope it gets restored soon as these two videos are some of my favorites!

"We might be stubborn but we never quit." That script was gold.

@theofficialdislikebutton6766

3 жыл бұрын

I quit pretty easily, so please exclude me

@nidhalsormali3051

3 жыл бұрын

They basically said: "We might not give up, but we never give up" 😂😂

@josheboythespeedrunner8491

3 жыл бұрын

@@nidhalsormali3051 we never quit the task at hand but we never stop doing the task that we have started

@spider-man8186

3 жыл бұрын

We never have decided to quit doing the assigned task because of our hubris but we never choose to subconsciously fail said designated task due to said hubris.

@TheScorpion0081

3 жыл бұрын

Me: I know. That's what being STUBBORN means.

character: * Breaths* Nerd explains: The first mistake she did was to inhale oxygen

@madaodog__7224

3 жыл бұрын

That's more of a Cinema Summary moment lolol

@raulphilipgoco403

3 жыл бұрын

I think you got the wrong channel here buddy. I mean I don’t blame ya their thumbnails look extremely similar.

@reconminivan1853

3 жыл бұрын

this is me but with everything

@raulphilipgoco403

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gf5lq2pe3q Except Nerd explains is more humorous than his more Serious Twin Brother.

11:06 Thank you! I been having this issue with my folks for years

Yooo nerd, you ever gonna make a part 2? It's been a year, brother.

@Vampire102

2 жыл бұрын

Yea there was a pt 2 apparently :/

@gyomi7210

2 жыл бұрын

Video got taken down. Still up on odysee.

"Alligators are deaf outside of water" Alligator: is that so?

@breakenmyheart

3 жыл бұрын

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓: "𝑵𝒂𝒉 𝒅𝒖𝒅𝒆. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚." 😎

@lepurpleboi3266

3 жыл бұрын

The gator: *I hEaR yOuR sInS mOrTaL*

@krishanubanerjee6955

3 жыл бұрын

Alligator: While ripping a man's leg off, "you were *saying* something!"

@twoscarabsintheswarm9055

3 жыл бұрын

ᏗᏒᏋ ᎩᎧᏬ ᏕᏬᏒᏋ ᏗᏰᎧᏬᏖ ᏖᏂᏗᏖ

His sarcasm is hilarious 😭😭

@grim1044

3 жыл бұрын

Hey random youtuber who is trying to get relevant again by commenting a easy to make comment to get easy to get likes and people to look at your channel

@AMTBishop

3 жыл бұрын

I legit BOL about 15 times 🤙🏾💯👏🏾

@Jade-fs6ju

3 жыл бұрын

@@grim1044 are verified youtubers just not allowed to comment on vids anymore

@wrije

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jade-fs6ju They are. This kid’s just angry he’s a nobody.

@Jade-fs6ju

3 жыл бұрын

@@wrije bruh it was one comment chil tf out

as a man from Florida , i can say.. her shrugging off the hurricane like its another storm was pretty believable. last hurricane my friends came over and i bought mimosas. the more unbelievable thing is that she didnt have a party lined up to go to

4:54 i get where your comming from, i live in cali, we ignore earthquakes all the time, we dont even get out of bed for anything less then a 4.0

Sharks: Smart enough to bail when a hurricanes coming People: What's the worst that could happen

@ryandoherty1385

3 жыл бұрын

They bail to minimise the risk of another sharknado sequel

@gridlock1637

3 жыл бұрын

We're just built different 😎

@blazingkitsune9020

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryandoherty1385 genius move

@spacecthulhu399

3 жыл бұрын

And yet humans are the smatest animals "desided by humans"

@aryeng3004

3 жыл бұрын

Only some humans are considerd smart others are dumber than donkeys

“She really didn’t think this outfit through” well unless she owns men’s pants there was no way she was ever going to find a pair with functional pockets in her closet. Women’s pants don’t hold shit, it’s a fact.

@cosmogyral6826

3 жыл бұрын

True af

@vigneshv3846

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@stickvortex

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll put 10 bucks on finding a pair with some big ass pockets at REI

@thatonebagel6961

3 жыл бұрын

I bought a pair of black and white military styled pants with eight pockets. Six were fake. SIX. I'm so close to buying mens pants.

@Phia525

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatonebagel6961 thats so disrespectful, why must they punish us

As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, many people here are stubborn and don’t evacuate when a hurricane comes. My family has always hunkered down, boarded up the windows and got gas and back up generators, non parish-able foods, lots of waters and filled up our bathtubs and sinks ahead of time. As well as candles. I’ve luckily never been in a situation where we flooded more than maybe 2 feet and it didn’t get into our home. We also didn’t have gators in our streets. But trees fall on houses a lot, I’ve seen that happen, and that’s a hard thing to avoid

@avablanc4032

3 жыл бұрын

Also the whole gouge it’s eyes out tip, is supposed to be used if you’re already in the jaws of the gator, in an attempt to try to get it to let go of you before it drowns you or starts to death roll

WHAT HAPPENED TI PART 2!? Did you delete it?!

When your parents calls you stupid for getting F on report card but you know you're smarter than the protagonists in Crawl

@bluegirl7043

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@Berserker3624

3 жыл бұрын

That not saying much lol

@AmateurVase

2 жыл бұрын

So you are smarter than dirt?

@edshouyo2910

2 жыл бұрын

That's not as impressive unfortunately 🥲

@zap4th368

Жыл бұрын

@@AmateurVase hey. don't insult dirt by comparing it to the protags

Everyone in the comments: omg alligators can do all that Floridians: Hmmm interesting *rides giant alligator into hurricane*

@JetstreamSam343

3 жыл бұрын

~Sharknado~ Croconado - Now this is hot

@randomt-9034

3 жыл бұрын

Florida Man will gonna ride them like horse and play with them and call it a day.

@angelw8791

3 жыл бұрын

It's true

@kristianschuff1723

3 жыл бұрын

Floridians can also get crocs if they are south enough

I like the use of footage from hurricane Micheal that panama city FL, I evacuated just before that stage 5 hit

I've watched this set of videos like three times and that 'to be continued' last part still cracks me up xD

we need so many people like this guy he has the best content ever

@Adian-Bodhi

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@corevo7570

3 жыл бұрын

One of my absolute favorites.

@_Hamler

3 жыл бұрын

Him and Cinema Summary are my favorite youtubers

@user-bd9kh4tv8p

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@taraperkins6046

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Honestly I would love to see a movie where basically two writer teams have to out do each other, meaning we actually get smart characters and the plot gets driven forward not by mistakes or stupid desicions but just a cleverer enemie

@ironwolfinsanity4476

3 жыл бұрын

you mean death note?

@jemmascott5559

3 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE CALL HOLLYWO- wait no. Hollywood only wants movies from established franchises/directors... SOMEONE CALL NETFLIX!

@RATGODORIGINAL

3 жыл бұрын

@@jemmascott5559 oh wait they only care about putting black people in their movies. CALL... someone

@yBryan1

3 жыл бұрын

@@RATGODORIGINAL call the popo

@grim1044

3 жыл бұрын

No that would mean you get character from friday the 13th or get one character who makes every bad choice to make it scary, just to survive and then make one choice that helps them win (escape, kill or what be it) just cause it's a competition doesn't mean the movie has to be good. Most successful scary movie franchises have stupid ass characters (Friday the 13th, halloween and scream) all pretty stupid characters with one that looks smart but does many stupid thing

For anyone wondering. Part 2 got taken down. It's still up on odysee.

@shireenbaratheon6955

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

i honestly can say this is the first time i watched a sponser add in a vid im suprised on how you worked your sponser into the video that was clever i usually skip forward when a youtuber just throws it in my face but you sir are crafty

Who missed the line" I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone with the alligators"

@DragonsRocks017

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't he actually do this with a very small one 😂

@subhasmitra4747

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragonsRocks017 yes

@zeebeeplayz

3 жыл бұрын

He couldnt do that unless he steel plated his arm or something, alligators are fucking terrifying. Plus, it would try to drag him into the water and deathroll him.

@dylanm6956

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeebeeplayz it was a wee baby alligator so it wouldnt (possibly idk) hurt that much but he did put cevlar or protection around his arm

@flamethrower1273

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanm6956 I’m pretty sure the protection was for the snapping turtle. For the gator he just put a stick in it’s mouth to get it to let go.

Speaking of food chains... "When an animal is born, they automatically know their instincts. When a human is born, we need at least two people to watch over us so we won't choke on a cheerio." -Christopher Titus.

@damianrehbein3992

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it works. If we wanted we could eradicate any other Species. We are minmaxers with 100 in Int.

@anoni6108

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's pretty cool that babies will float instinctively when you throw Them in water until a certain age so they won't drown

@jossebrodeur6033

3 жыл бұрын

There actually is an evolutionary reason for that. Human babies are born very prematurely when compared to other mammals.

@woah0449

2 жыл бұрын

@@jossebrodeur6033 oh I think I remember reading about that once, wasn’t it because the size of the baby could potentially harm the mother during birth or something?

@jossebrodeur6033

2 жыл бұрын

@@woah0449 Pretty much. If we gave birth at the same proportional point of other mammals, it would be more like a year rather than 9 months. Think about how big a baby gets after three months, it would be almost impossible to get out.

Love the jocko references, it was, good.

15:59 while he said 'unless you have these bad boy' and ad came 'call of duty deep sea'

You’re right that alligators can be dangerous, the ones that attacks lions and cheetahs that you mentioned are crocs. Crocs are usually bigger and more likely to attack larger prey than gators. But you’re right that gators attack people. But I would say from my days of living in Kenya that crocs are more dangerous. When I lived in Florida I wasn’t terrified of standing near a river. But it was a different story in the Serengeti lol Edit: the Serengeti is in Tanzania and it’s the Maasai Mara in Kenya in terms of national parks. I mixed that up. Although I recall being in the Serengeti and in Kenya many years ago. Anyway, you will have a better chance of seeing crocs in the Mara River in Kenya anyway!

@ey7290

3 жыл бұрын

In flordia there are only 2 things to fear, gators and Florida man In Serengeti there is only 1 things you cannot fear, yourself

@briandc2216

3 жыл бұрын

@@ey7290 Idk man. Have you ever caught a virus that made you shit your soul out? I bet you'd be scared of yourself then

@kristianschuff1723

3 жыл бұрын

Most croc species are smaller than the American alligator and less agressive but bigger than the chinese alligator. nile and salt water crocs are the ones that give crocs a bad name most of the others want nothing to do with us

@brentbottoms2876

3 жыл бұрын

@@ey7290 incorrect the only thing you cant fear is fear because your too entrenched in fear to be afraid of fear

@wyatt4790

3 жыл бұрын

@@brentbottoms2876 absolutely meta

People: think they smart Alligator: hahah mouth chomp

@autismman6360

3 жыл бұрын

Jaws go brrrrr

This was a good movie with great actors and their backstory was nicely explored

It is also not common here in Florida (due to hurricanes and flooding) for homes to have basements. Lived here my whole life and never saw a home with a basement

If you can’t get it’s eyes, another chance is holding its jaw shut. They have insane biting strength but their jaws can be held shut with one hand.

@benben3277

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elipsyclips yep, if you've seen the picture of a crab holding a gators jaw closed, it's accurate.

@gbblocks1794

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elipsyclips exactly the reason

@TheRookie01010

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they basically have almost to zero opening power in their jaws

@aaronmendoza2010

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the gator can and WILL still thrash around so good luck holding onto it’s snout which capable of breaking bones ☠️

@sadieadler8899

3 жыл бұрын

N o t e d

“Nature can be a bit*h if you swim out your lane.” That is funny

@yBryan1

3 жыл бұрын

He said it while I read ur comment which made it 10 times betted

@magicblaze1553

3 жыл бұрын

and true too

@timebomb4562

3 жыл бұрын

Yep she can be ruthless

@botslayer9814

3 жыл бұрын

@Nnamdi Bryan bets are great

@MatthiasDrinksH20

3 жыл бұрын

Nature knows no mercy

Ive been away from ur channel for 5 months, i got some catching up to do. BTW amazing videos.

I live in Louisiana and have dealt with alligators most of my life. While they are dangerous, short of them starving , guarding a nest , or feeling threatened, they are relatively docile. For the most part if you don’t mess with them they won’t mess with you.

I don’t like raid:shadow legends like everyone else, but that sponsor transition was as slick as always.

@cg04xo_75

3 жыл бұрын

IKR I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING he always slick asf bahaha I love his videos

@tylerburtyk5264

3 жыл бұрын

Give me some spiders

@astaut2659

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

Nerd Explains: Hailey was probably playing rai- Me: *Spams skip button aggressively*

@national7846

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@spaghettigag1376

2 жыл бұрын

Haha every time

@Currentlyprocrastinating37

2 жыл бұрын

I actually watch his sponsors because they’re so smooth.

i love the smooth transfers into the sponsers lol

We don't really have basements in Florida because of water levels in the soil. Could be just a ground-level crawlspace with the house built on top. But you wouldn't usually be able to stand up in most of those.

I'm beginning to think getting killed by the 'Gator-icane" is actually more impressive than surviving it Surviving seems super easy, barely an inconvenience

@housespider9971

3 жыл бұрын

For sure, all you would need to do is leave with every other intelligent person

@uraniumpotato6614

3 жыл бұрын

Get off that alligators back, OK let me get off that thing

@Currentlyprocrastinating37

3 жыл бұрын

Screen rant, right?

@uraniumpotato6614

3 жыл бұрын

@@Currentlyprocrastinating37 yes

@everythingsfinett3903

3 жыл бұрын

@@housespider9971 They don't even have to be intelligent, just average

"The only problem is that it's eyes are located behind it's giant pissed off mouth."

@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114

3 жыл бұрын

Their mouths are so cute tbh

@conanas086

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 Yeah they are when that mouth isn't trying to snap your leg in half

@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114

3 жыл бұрын

@@conanas086 Honestly I'd have to give myself up and get eaten I mean look at them! They're so cute🥰

@timebomb4562

3 жыл бұрын

it's funny cause it's true

I laughed my ass off through this entire video! Off I go to part 2! PS: 100% spot on!

9:10 "with a big iron on his hip, big iron on his hiiiiiiiip..."

@alexfunny6371

2 жыл бұрын

😈

I love how this movie implies that some Floridians could EVER be caught off-guard by a fucking hurricane. Hell I live in Texas and we haven’t had a proper hurricane landfall in a good few years, but even we undergo a period of cautious vigilance every single hurricane season. And you’re telling me these obviously red-blooded Floridians are less prepared for a hurricane than we are? Yeah. No.

@gorkemaykut5230

3 жыл бұрын

I see your point but hear me out sometimes God will let you live a long life even though you had the capability of the orange peel

@shortleader0958

3 жыл бұрын

yes if this movie was realistic it would be called Florida man vs gator apocalypse

@thegrimcritic5494

3 жыл бұрын

@@gorkemaykut5230 Lol fuckin yep.

@thegrimcritic5494

3 жыл бұрын

@@shortleader0958 I would genuinely watch that.

@schrodinger3950

3 жыл бұрын

I am sorry, i live in florida and while we are not caught off guard by a hurricane, I have seen fuckers golfing during a cat4 so it is not so unrealistic in the movie I guess

I love how the intro's not even "if killer alligators invaded your home...", but "if you made EVERY WRONG DECISION when a hurricane hit your town, what would you do?"

@loturzelrestaurant

3 жыл бұрын

1) Talk No Jutsu. 2) Type-Adventage - Electro-Type!! Pika-pi! 3) Talk no Jutsu.

You had me at "Ludicrous Mode".

I'm so sad that part 2 got taken down!! I hope you find a way to reupload it

I can tell you as someone who has lived through hurricanes, all of them in Florida, we get PLENTY of notice and with where they live in the state they would have realistically have had shutters up days in advance. Shit like this is realistic to a degree when people deny reality but most (if not all) of us shutter up and are ready to go days before its time to deal with the ordeal.

@alejandrorivas4585

3 жыл бұрын

I kept thinking this. Ya'll talkin when you've no idea what its like to be in a hurricane in FL. He keeps going on about how urgent and pressing everhthing is, but thats just not how it goes here. You know like a week in advance, theres no rush ever except for at the gas station, and at the grocery store. And even when it does make landfall its a slow lumbering thing that takes hours to get bad, and a full day to pass. And the only way the flooding would really hit you like this is if you lived by the beach, in which case the govt forcefully evacuates you; or you live by a canal or the everglades. And even then the water management areas block the brunt if it. All the buildings here are made of stone and cinderblock so damage is typically minimal. I think the film mentions they live in north FL too, making things even less pressing because hurricanes have to run along the atlantic coast of florida to reach her.

@jashardwallington

3 жыл бұрын

@@alejandrorivas4585 faxx ppl who dont live in Florida dont kno

@Icalasari

3 жыл бұрын

@@alejandrorivas4585 Really makes me go wtf to the people who built that house then. Close to bodies of water that can flood, made of wood, has a fucking crawlspace that gators just use... Not sure who is the biggest idiot - The daughter for trusting her dad's advice, her dad for going to a house that could collapse on him while he stays under it, or the idiots who went, "Let's build it out of wood and drywall and have no reinforcement for hurricanes. At all" (Giving the writers a slight benefit of the doubt in that they at least put the wooden house close enough that it would be a case of, "...How did it last this long?")

I mean the gator got her leg there, if that gator wasn't being mind controlled by the plot to act like a movie villain instead of an actual gator, it would've death rolled, he leg would be broken and ripped off in a second, since an alligator can tear even other alligator's limbs clean off with a death roll, she would enter a state of shock and pass out. Then if she didn't die due to blood loss she'd likely drown after the gator left her to tenderize in a body of water nearby. Her dad meanwhile is in no shape to escape and likely would simply scream at the top of his lungs to see if she was alright, letting the villainous gators know where he is and resulting in him following her. Results: she could've been saved and left with almost no physical and psychological damage apart from a sense of guilt if she didn't check on the dad she apparently strongly dislikes, the dad would inevitably die because that man doesn't know anything truly useful about alligators and because his survival instincts are about as good as those of a rat contaminated with toxoplasmosis. In the end, we could beat the alligators by simply not engaging them to begin with. THE END. I'm really not a fan of these kinds of movies and how they get a normal predatory animal and treats it like some evil hunting machine. If you want to make a movie like this, at least pick Japanese hornets, they're big they're terrifying, they kill people and they ACTUALLY DO hate humanity on a personal level

@ultraoverloadx9333

3 жыл бұрын

On top of all that both Alligators and crocodiles have a bite force that can match a bear claw. Strong jaws to where once it gets a hold of you there goes your limb.

@RS-fy9hb

3 жыл бұрын

I second that... fucking Suzumebachi or whatever it's called. Fucking horrifying. As big as a finger.

@ianstiehl1994

3 жыл бұрын

The death roll is used in water. On land, it just would have started dragging and thrashing her

@breakenmyheart

3 жыл бұрын

𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓, 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑰𝑸 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆.

@AgentCali21

3 жыл бұрын

@@breakenmyheart same here then I hear that little voice in my head saying walk away

2:47 i have seen many shameless ad transitions on youtube.... but in terms of shamelessness, this one takes the crown and keeps it in the fort knox

I need a part two of this

I’m not even mad about the raid ad the way he did it was so clean 🧽 🧼

@playz.

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@MartyBrawls

3 жыл бұрын

They do be clean

Learned this from Steve Irwin, another way to stop an alligator attack is putting your fingers into it’s nostrils. This forces the gator to breath through its mouth so it will open its jaws allowing you enough time to escape.

@sabref4i290

3 жыл бұрын

If you keep you head and do this while being attacked by an alligator your a beast!!

@jameson1239

3 жыл бұрын

If you can do that without losing an arm good on ya

@John.McMillan

3 жыл бұрын

Always carry a knife on you, Might not survive, But hey atleast yoy have a fighting chance to take the fucker with you.

@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844

3 жыл бұрын

@@John.McMillan it is not very easy to kill a gator with a knife. Their hide is thick enough to protect them form bullets at times. You’d have to aim directly on the widest scale between their eyes

@WSFMontana

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely heard this before

Did KZread remove part 2? These were hilarious and I can’t find it!

12:17 yoooooo😭💀💀💀💀 only Nerd Explains😂😂

"An alligator isn't gonna burst through the stairs like the Kool Aid Man!" I died 😂✋

@mrporbig

3 жыл бұрын

through*

@nofrbls3640

3 жыл бұрын

Rip i will send my condolences to your family

@shslidiot2342

3 жыл бұрын

Your spelling made me die

@the_queer_forest_fairy5170

3 жыл бұрын

@@shslidiot2342 I fixed it I think. Don't die- 😪✌

@BreathingStereotype

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_queer_forest_fairy5170 it's too late. Hes already gone. Your spelling killed him before you could fix it....

"Her parents are divorced" Him: And that was the first mistake.

@Its_Me_Romano

3 жыл бұрын

wrong channel

@Forvennm

3 жыл бұрын

@@Its_Me_Romano no because you can use the dad as ameat shield from the gators lmao

@ETS-hk1fh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Forvennm wtf is wrong with you

@tornadophantom4027

3 жыл бұрын

You're thinking of cinema summary. But that was entertaining

@aakarshballa9173

3 жыл бұрын

@@Its_Me_Romano Lmao ik i wanted to see how many people were here from Cinema Summary

I like that he was talking, I see it as a way of him giving proof of life and keeping himself awake.

That was suuuuuch a smooth transition to and ad lmao I love that

Boy: "Ma, another gator got in the house." Ma: "Another gator! Give me that shovel."

@shortleader0958

3 жыл бұрын

survival 100

@bastianproctor9683

3 жыл бұрын

Monsters Inc

@freelanserns187

3 жыл бұрын

I want an easy way of beating this whole movie is own a 22 am I the only one who is ever seen Swamp People You know the show where they go around trapping alligators and one shotting them in the head with a 22LR

Being a Florida resident, this movie is frustrating.

@user-pe9hl9od1g

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@anthonymcclain7139

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ik

@Rqptor_omega

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly the dad nearly got killed because he didn't scream "I'M A FUCKING FLORIDA MAN!" and then starts beating the shit out of the gator but instead just screamed like a normal human and got attacked

@krishanubanerjee6955

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from India, and I find this frustrating. Seriously, we prepare much better for cyclones than this freakin' *home contractor* did for a Cat-freaking-5 hurricane!

@dexdillion1650

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Lol--awesome Raid plug transition!