The wound is definitely getting worse but I'm still alive right now tbh

@elmarobloxianmbplexer1838

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for dying for realism

@bloodsweatandbeers4684

2 жыл бұрын

F

@cole688

2 жыл бұрын

Alive right now minus 20 minutes

@Dilogical

2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo only 4 likes!

@MrSmokinGanja

2 жыл бұрын

Those armpit wounds are slow killers

Well Sven is obviously a main character. Arrows and bullets don’t instantly kill main characters like they do unnamed goons. Everyone knows that.

@Shadow-hm3uq

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, its so obvious

@graemetang4173

2 жыл бұрын

Unnamed goon takes a bullet in the stomach: Immediate death Main character takes a bullet in the stomach: Apply pressure and walk it off

@1badombre82

2 жыл бұрын

Ahaha yeah he took those arrows like a total Boromir

@fann3447

2 жыл бұрын

Can't argue with that logic

@JoiH_Squigs

2 жыл бұрын

As a gooner, I can confirm this, boss.

“How many arrows do you have in that quiver?!!?!!” “I’ve got 57 more goddamn arrows in this 20 arrow quiver”……*ejects an arrow from his bow*

@Radnick0024

2 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it!! 🤣 After Sven said that, I totally thought Gus was gonna say the rest of that

@idrinkyourmilkshake1882

2 жыл бұрын

He should have drawn the bow back as if cocking it and an arrow should have ejected from the quiver

@ImTheMayor

2 жыл бұрын

@@idrinkyourmilkshake1882 Since pumping a shotgun is a double mechanism to load a new shell and reject a spent one, this is technically correct The best kind of correct

@HellmuthsHotRods

2 жыл бұрын

Yer doin’ a lot of gum flapping’ but unbeknownst to you yer speaking yer last words.

@d33p345

2 жыл бұрын

peak gus johnson inside jokes

Reminds of how in a lot of medieval movies and shows, the main characters always slice and stab at their opponent wearing steel plate armour with a sword and it slices like they were wearing a thin cloth as protection. They don't go for weak points like the armpits, they go straight for where they're wearing the most protection.

@idrinkyourmilkshake1882

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah, heavy swords could crush bones though through armor.

@penat7402

2 жыл бұрын

Literally the only movie scene I ever saw that had realistic armour that didn’t get cut through like butter was some Macbeth film from the 1970s it’s not just a lot it’s basically all of them

@SurprisinglyDeep

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I heard medieval knights and soldiers didn't even clash swords that often since it risked wrecking the swords. Clashing swords is only really done in fencing. No way that would have risked their swords uselessly clashing them against armor.

@guano524

2 жыл бұрын

@@SurprisinglyDeep I mean... I would understand that outside of combat but... using the sword in battle is the point of the sword in the first place??? No way you could fight someone with a sword and not clash metal with it. Unless your opponent is unarmed and unarmored. They definitely clashed swords.

@SurprisinglyDeep

2 жыл бұрын

@@guano524 While the combatants did clash sword to sword as well as sword to shield and sword to metal out of necessity, a combatant tried to keep that to a minimum since it risked breaking their sword. They mostly focused on swipes and stabs at the weak parts of the opponent's armor

Forgot the scene where they're threatening the main characters "at gun point" with fully drawn bows for 15 minutes.

@jacobjones4766

2 жыл бұрын

Swole archers never get tired arms lmao

@Tapanitseini

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was gonna comment :D.

@Tapanitseini

2 жыл бұрын

And the fact that it's not a hairy muscular big man, but instead a woman. Women always have bows in every movie for some reason :D

@GeraltofRivia22

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tapanitseini so weird that it's seen as a weapon for the weak, when it's quite literally the opposite. Pretty much only the strongest men could fully draw a war bow.

@mattc9598

2 жыл бұрын

there's that Game of Thrones game that's in the same "Choose your path" style as the walking dead games. One scene you literally do this, you surprise the enemy in a tight room with a bunch of archers aiming at them, with orders to shoot anyone who moves but like, what if they just all move at once and you don't hit them? It's a tight room, you won't have time to aim a second shot

"Rapid fire bow" is the best movie trope along with "belt fed bow" Edit: I've already been told about lard Andersons bow so please don't tell me it for 200th time

@wisscal

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic80 just stop self promoting

@Sk0lyboi

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic80 you spam it lol

@emiraye2965

2 жыл бұрын

Omg belt fed bow

@wisscal

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic80 all your recent comments on guses channel have been self promotions

@wisscal

2 жыл бұрын

He just deleted his commented

We had the exact same plastic Viking helmet growing up

@Lightning7112

Жыл бұрын

indeed

@Ten_Piedad

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

@universemedieval9450

Жыл бұрын

same

@Maziomix

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@claytonhawk8512

Жыл бұрын

We all had one. But not one of us can explain where it came from.

Every one of these is accurate, but also you missed the other big one - the "I'm gonna draw the bow and hold that position for like an entire conversation and have no difficulty holding it"

@DanAndHoe

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Which is what I liked about one old dude being unable to hold the drawn bow in the second LotR movie, during the Battle of Helm’s Deep.

@braydenj1327

2 жыл бұрын

@@DanAndHoe yeah, but them drawing and holding made no sense anyway.

@defenderoftruth6000

Жыл бұрын

You really must watch the latest Predator movie just for laughs... Literally every 2nd scene has the natives stalking around with their "bows" at 3/4 to full draw! Hilarious, yet painful to watch :/

@crthejediknightninja

Жыл бұрын

At the range tonight I could only hold good form on a compound bow holding like 15 pounds at draw for about a minute and change before I broke down.

@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei

11 ай бұрын

I mean, I kinda accept when the elves in the LOTR movies do it, because they are elves. I mean if they have magical ropes like the one Sam got, then whatever, I believe everything. But the same movies also have humans doing it, so yeah... .

Clearly every arrow fired at anyone in any movie ever has gone into everyone's brain. Even if it was through their torso.

@rawhide_kobayashi

2 жыл бұрын

even then, plenty of people survive objects piercing their brains!

@thenarwhalmage

2 жыл бұрын

If its in the torso, then it hit both the heart and the spinal cord

@RedMephit

2 жыл бұрын

Those are clearly 9mm arrows. They instantly remove the lung from the body.

@forasago

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin Costner: What are you trying to tell me? That I can curve arrows? Morgan Freeman: No, Robin. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready... you won't have to.

@christianw6819

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think you guys realize the severity of damage that an arrow causes if it hits the torso even........

Finally! A sequel to the greatest video on KZread! I’m not kidding I loved how they use shotguns in movies way too much…

@derekandre31

2 жыл бұрын

Prequel** haha

@Stormin_Norman_1066

2 жыл бұрын

Alaca-blam.

@swaggerpineapple

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 where did my reply to you go?

@swaggerpineapple

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 I have no idea what the question is anyway. And I don’t think that unpretty is a word. You know the more I read it, the more I think it’s a joke…

@jojoversus1100

2 жыл бұрын

also, it's Gus' most viewed video :)

As a casual archer who was trained for years, this pains me, but is also painfully accurate

@velvetsky3451

2 жыл бұрын

kind of like an arrow

@ChrisJohnson-yw2ky

2 жыл бұрын

I know, same here, I'd like to think I can survive the apocalypse with my 55lb bow and some broadheads. Probably not. Maybe good for a one off silent kill but your bow is only as quiet as your prey.

@sleeplessarcher

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisJohnson-yw2ky me, nocking an arrow: C L I C K

@gagrin1565

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleeplessarcher Says cool line. Nocks arrow. Excessive gun racking sound effect. Repeat.

@russeshe001

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleeplessarcher I'm not sure how bad it is for my fitness/general health that when I read this, I thought of my *shoulder* clicking, and nothing else.

I love how he says "Fine I'll wait" like HE'S the considerate one XD

Let's have a full-length live-action face-off between the shotgun guy and this archer and call it 'Infinite Ammo'

@jaimeenotjamie

2 жыл бұрын

57 more goddamn arrows in this 15 arrow quiver *eject*

@epicgamer8416

Жыл бұрын

The shotgun guy cant hit anything tho

@NeepNeepPohn

Жыл бұрын

Raiden: "You got enough?" Snake: "Absolutely." *points at headband* "Infinite Ammo."

When Gus said "I don't know, now I'm shy" in a sassy voice like that, I busted out laughing and I kept rewinding and watching that part bc it was so funny, keep up the great work Gus! (And Sven!)

“I got 57 more goddamn arrows in this four-arrow quiver!” 🏹

This feels like a personal attack on Legolas

"Maybe shaved 20 minutes off my life." "Okay I'll wait!" Literally had me dying 😂😂

@jameschambers9969

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like sven

@melissasven8087

2 жыл бұрын

But be careful, the 3rd one will get you. We know from LotR that 3 arrows is the magic number you die from

@FacelessMachine

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY had you dying. My condolences to your famz.

@WaitWhatsMyName

2 жыл бұрын

You should get checked out if you cant laugh without dying

@georgiykireev9678

2 жыл бұрын

@@melissasven8087 Unless you're an uruk-hai, an elite warrior, built like a tank and wearing plate armour. In that case you die instantly if anything done by the main character touches you

To even attempt to follow up shotguns is balls out. To execute it successfully with an equally entertaining and endearing piece is a wonderful accomplishment. Fantastic work, gentlemen.

Shotgun video was a banger. But this here is a certified twanger )))

@sensudubs4421

2 жыл бұрын

Alright fine, take your upvote

Gus: *Shoots a guy* Guy: "Ow! Hey! Who shot that?" Gus: *Hides in a bush* Guy: "Huh... must have been the wind."

@cjwells7257

Жыл бұрын

oblivion npc

@harperthegoblin

Жыл бұрын

@@cjwells7257 Elder scrolls npc

This is a great sequel to "how they use shotguns in movies", that was one of your best videos!

@GPS_DS

2 жыл бұрын

One of the best? That shotgun video is THE best!

@prasaite

2 жыл бұрын

"PREQUEL" Bows was invated much early than shotguns:D

Sven's viking helmet hit me with levels of childhood nostalgia I was not prepared for

I think we can all appreciate how this was filmed in the same spot as the shotgun video

@johndon2536

2 жыл бұрын

Glad my brain made that connection

This. This right here is content

THIS is classic Gus lmao. Fantastic, dude

@adversary22

2 жыл бұрын

@@zed_2ed929 you just roll in from Twitter or something? No one gives a shit about your drama addiction.

@Thawhid

2 жыл бұрын

Ha

I love you, Gus

Finally, a prequel to "how the use shotgun in movies"

Love this one

@Samuel-xs2yv

2 жыл бұрын

Ross is here!

@pepperonipizza633

Жыл бұрын

Only 1 comment? Let me fix that

@summergamer7650

Жыл бұрын

The lack of replies and likes on this comment is Hilarious to me.

@whoknows5804

5 ай бұрын

@@pepperonipizza633I cringe every time I see a comment like this

@pepperonipizza633

5 ай бұрын

@@whoknows5804 I was a different man 9 months ago, cut me a little slack 😔

Historically accurate.

@Zhisaoka

2 жыл бұрын

The legend

@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago

2 жыл бұрын

And I can see you would know! When a sensei speaks- the people listen

I love that they went back to the shotgun video spot

Great to have you back Gus

We love you, Gus

Thanks Gus, very cool!

@stop6812

2 жыл бұрын

Wait wut

@wisscal

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Gus, very cool!

Best sketch in months

INSTANTDEATHINSTANTDEATHINSTANTDEATHINSTANTDEATH

him: you can't have infinity arrows my brother's werewolf the apocalypse character with his fae bow: say sike right now

Nice to see a sequel to "how they use shotguns in movies", that was my Guns Jameson gateway video.

I was getting anxious, because I thought you would let him die because movies are like that they don’t die by arrows or guns or any other weapon. Nah they die by falling on water? So you nailed this gus.

I want to see what happens when bow guy meets shotgun guy.

Normally not a fan of prequels but this was good

never thought we'd get a prequel to the shotgun video but here we are damn its even in the same location

1 MILLION VIEWS BABYYYYYYY!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS GUS!!!

Yes. Just, yes

fun fact: the shit some of the most skilled archers in history could do is so insane that if you saw it in a movie you'd think its stupid and unrealistic.

@jetuber

Жыл бұрын

Could be true. Example?

@foolfunk

Жыл бұрын

​@@purplerain6260 isn't that the dude who just casually curves arrows around a line of people straight into the middle of a target

@vivelenapoleon1927

7 ай бұрын

@@purplerain6260 Uhm yeah you cant really compare modern longbows to the ancient times, right now quality wood and strings are used, back then the BEST of the BEST archers could shoot like 10 or 12, like the longbow men of England, Lars has practiced like his entire life, not risking it.

Duh, they were all minor characters. A protagonist can just rip out an arrow and carry on with no pain, muscle damage or blood loss.

Good to see Gus and Sven are still making quality content

@squilly4148

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thel0ng2 if you hate gus so much why are you here? 😂

@jeffreynelson3091

Жыл бұрын

@@Thel0ng2 he makes funny vids but is a pretty shitty person. I still watch his videos but it baffles me how people accept what he did.

Finally, the long awaited sequel

Unless they shoot at one of the main characters, in which case every arrow misses

@DaedricNZ

2 жыл бұрын

Until some point where he finally gets hit in the shoulder, the arrow missing all his vitals so he's still fine anyway

@ImTheMayor

2 жыл бұрын

Unless he's the tragic mentor/love interest/rival turned friend, then he gets hit in the chest and calls the rest of the cast over for a short speech before he dies (which only happens if the wound causes them to cough up blood, otherwise they'll be fine)

Imagine a movie that wasn't like this. The guys kept coming even after a couple arrows, that sounds more like a video game tho

@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC

2 жыл бұрын

Or some kind of medieval snuff porn.

@puppyenemy

2 жыл бұрын

Dunno how willing you are to keep on fighting with an arrow sticking out of your belly, even if it'll take days to kill you. I bet it still hurts a lot, and most people don't shrug off pain like a protagonist can. I would rather imagine a movie where a lot of people are just lying on the ground screaming in agony, or making a run for it while bleeding out, or crawling to cover with their wounds :D

@supersolomob422

2 жыл бұрын

@@puppyenemy To be honest, being shot with an arrow was most likely to happen in the middle ages. My point, though, is that most if not everyone was religious back then, and weren't as shocked or worried about dying, and death happened often so people were mostly desensitized. Contrarily, adrenaline in a fight dulls pain receptors, especially if you *are* worried about dying. Often, even fabric armor (aka gambeson) was enough to stop the arrow from entering very deep, which is easy to fight through in that case. Rarely even a 200 lb warbow could pierce plate armor tho. Additionally, in medieval combat manuscripts, there were scenarios written out for the case that an opponent is stabbed all the way through and continues to fight. Which is also why in HEMA, after landing a hit, you must make sure to block during your retreat and defend from you oppenent while you wait for them to collapse from their injuries. Because pain, especially intense pain, is largely a delayed reaction. Hollywood logic is further from reality than you may think. If you ever try to objectively look at a hollywood fight in slow motion through the lens of practicality, unless you're desensitised the the holes in it, it really is played up majorly for the camera and a terrible way to fight usually. (sorry for the tangential book)

@fluidthought42

2 жыл бұрын

@@supersolomob422 I get the endorphin rush and everything, but also there's a good chance that one with an arrow in them recognizes intellectually that they are likely to die of infection. Not to mention it takes a while for those endorphins to rush in the first place. Plus, there's still real damage there and a shot to your torso would've made it hard to walk, not to mention a shot to the leg or knee. I could see maybe last stands being made, but not at "halt thief" video game city guard levels of continuing to operate.

@supersolomob422

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluidthought42 Definitely not able to continue as well, but they can continue. There's a reason they targeted the underarms, wrists, back of the knee and Achilles heel. Because those are all areas that, when cut, stop a lot of muscles from functioning and end the fight immediately since the opponent can't continue to fight back almost at all. Whereas, literally being stabbed through the torso, they of course realized they were already dead, so they most likely were like "I'll take you down with me then". Also, they most likely already had a lot of adrenaline in their system, since the rush most likely starts when the encounter does. You can ask anyone who survived a gunshot, they didn't really feel it at first, they often describe it as a large ache all around the area. It's beneficial for the brain to eliminate the distraction of pain when you're that badly hurt, so you're more focused on survival

You forgot that they conveniently run out of arrows right when the bad guys are on their ass.

@luckyhippy4898

2 жыл бұрын

They always reach for the quiver to only grasp air lmao

Gus talks about his arrows like a little kid who hot caught doing something wrong lol

Bad guys can shift their vital organs around in movies and Gus knew that and was hitting them where their vitals were. Killing them instantly. This last guy must've just been really good at moving his vitals out of the way.

Gus is back!

I love that after all this time the world was ready for a sequel. The first was my favourite sketch that you have made!

Yay Gus Johnson is back in my feed

Gus is the mighty king of the Backyard

Reminds me of the shotgun video. Love your videos.

My mind immediately went to Boromir’s death scene in Lord of the Rings.

@andyfog7444

2 жыл бұрын

I figure that’s pretty accurate right? Three arrows in him, tries to keep fighting but probably just tears up his insides

So accurate

This is the prequel to how they use shotguns in movies and these guy are their ancestors

The long awaited sequel.

The sequel we all needed

Sometimes people die instantly, sometimes they Boramir up and suck up all the arrow damage, and keep on ticking.

“ Eugh ok I’ll wait”

I don't think I've ever seen a more accurate depicting of how they use bow and arrows in movies.

yeah and in stealth scenes their whispering is louder than the enemies talking

This reminds me of the saga of Tormod Kolbrunarskald. He was a viking that took part in the battle of Stiklestad in Norway and was mortally wounded. He spent a long time after the battle at an inn, helping with tending to other wounded with an arrow in his chest. After a while he was fed oinion soup. The innkeeper could smell onion from his wound, so he knew Tormod could not be saved. Tormod then pulled out the arrow himself, knowing that he would die. On the arrowhead he could see his heartroots that had been torn out. Tormod then said "My heartroots are fat! The king has fed me well!" and then he died in his chair. Fun stuff!

A truly worthy successor to the shotgun vid. Well done sir, I tip my tiny hat to you.

alright to heck with it, Im just gonna say it. Gus was completely upstaged by his own hat and I am FURIOUS but also thats a really nice hat I mean c'mon

long live gus johnson

😂 "ugh ok I'll wait" 😂

The Sequel To How They Use Shotguns In Movies I Love It!

"Öh ok i'll wait!" xP As someone who does archery as a hobby sometimes, this is something that annoys me in movies for sure. Ive timed myself, with my 45lb recurve, "dumping" arrows in a general direction (still full draw), to loose each arrow took about 4-5 seconds. And thats without doing any proper aiming really. Im no "Speedshooter" though, so I know people can do it way faster if they practise that specifically.

Lmao this one is a fucking banger. MORE! I love all the videos in this vein.

the legend returns

Would be killer if at the end you hear their mom yell "GUS WHERE ARE MY CURTAINS"

Gus is back with this one

Can we appreciate the fact that Gus and Sven actually traveled to a parallel universe where they are ambiguous and probably historically inaccurate mythical characters for this video?

"Eeeuhhhh, OK I'LL WAIT.." Could not have been a better reaction, I'm still laughing

Shotguns vs Arrows GO!

Bro I just discovered this channel it's hilarious

“You don’t mess with Guy With His Nipples Out. He never misses a shot, even from a lot farther than a realistic compound bow can be expected to hit from”

Stealth archers in Skyrim when they get seen by one guy:

Great prequel to the shotgun 😆

It takes a hot sec to draw a bow with an arrow. I've been getting into archery. It is actually pretty fun.

@zapador

2 жыл бұрын

Archery is great! Depending on the bow you use it is possible to shoot something like 10 arrows in 5 seconds but sure that won't work for a very powerful bow or if you have to hit something in the distance.

I appreciate you guys being in the exact same spot as the shotgun video

Petition for him to do swords next

The king returns

This will have 20M views very soon

@kimchipho447

2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@kelkeep1467

2 жыл бұрын

@@kimchipho447 um yes. Give it a few weeks.

As a hobbyist archer, this is funny, thank you.

I mean that would still probably bring you down at least. Being hit by an arrow in the body probably still hurts a lot

Banger

This is the best sequel in the entire world

The prequel to how they use guns

Perfect follow up to shot guns in movies

This man legit knows everything about movies, no recoil shotguns, infinity arrow bows, this man provides FAX.

@everybloxfruitsplayer

Жыл бұрын

true

the sequel we have all been waiting for!! YES!

You can say Legolas it’s okay.

Camera man is the strongest immortal

I feel like not enough people are talking about "dropped like a sack a 'taters".