Just gonna edit this pinned comment to say YES, I now know how to fix the "ghost buildings" thank you

@ogod5985

5 жыл бұрын

My man i feel bad for you i know how it feels

@YttriumtYcLief

5 жыл бұрын

As someone with a wealth of experience in SFM... Yes. You are 100% right, and encapsulated every single thought process I would have had if I had experienced this. Literally every solution I thought up, you explored in the order that I thought them up. Fucking great video lad.

@kiddykitsune8158

5 жыл бұрын

I knew it, you didnt have the gunslinger equipped you had the normal weird waxy hairless broken wrist hand of a default engineer! but for real I am sorry for the pain sfm simulation gives you, you make awesome videos and we love you PazyLurple

@froogy9218

5 жыл бұрын

*I was scout dis year for halloween.*

@BeebBeeb

5 жыл бұрын

About wrangler laser. SFM just want to add your favorite color!

I refuse to believe that Expiration Date was made using this engine

@RZombie45

4 жыл бұрын

im sorry what?

@flamingcat1101

4 жыл бұрын

@@RZombie45 it's an 'SFM' short film

@Rorschach003

4 жыл бұрын

Tbf, that came from the source (no pun intended) they probably could've just fixed everything manually with all the right code and complete knowledge of file behaviors

@CaityisPog

4 жыл бұрын

Well they used motion detection to make more better shorts

@dell988

4 жыл бұрын

Show respect for the SFM bucko.

“Used for 3005 hours”

@jakevindice9396

3 жыл бұрын

U poor, poor man rip

@incog0956

3 жыл бұрын

Saxxy award users be like

@neurolucky43

3 жыл бұрын

2000 of them were spent debugging his animations

@TheDelicousDungeon

3 жыл бұрын

The Winglet got around 40,000 hours

@user-eg4sc4ow1l

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/m22owbOOYJqqeqg.html

rewatching this after watching emesis blue, i feel indescribable dread imagining the kind of glitches the team behind that film must have experienced

@mbona1878

11 ай бұрын

seriously. mad respect for them

@improbablyfur

11 ай бұрын

they should’ve made another video but with all the bugs, itll prob be scarier

@iamthemouse4483

11 ай бұрын

They should make another video just about them suffering while making the video in SFM.

@pig6293

10 ай бұрын

​@@iamthemouse4483Kind of like a bloopers

@sirpixel7945

10 ай бұрын

Emesis Blue was so good at depicting insanity because the animators went insane irl while trying to make the film

As a programmer myself, the “ent_fire env_lightglow kill” is what gets me the most. “Ent” is usually used as an abbreviation for “entity” in debug consoles for games (entity being anything spawnable like characters, particles, weapons, etc.), and “env” is usually used as an abbreviation for”environment”. This means that the glow for *that particular light* was using the glow that the *fire particle* uses. That is a level of spaghetti code that I haven’t heard of in a LONG while.

@gobbo9113

Жыл бұрын

This is spaghetti. DEAR GOD. But wait there’s more. NO. It is CODE SPAGHETTI

@torchhead01

Жыл бұрын

As far as I'm aware, the "fire" part of ent_fire refers to firing commands to entities. The particular entity it targeted was the environmental light glow, and the command was kill. Far less cursed than you may think.

@jco_sfm

Жыл бұрын

ent_fire is a command to fire an input on an entity, not related to fire. env_lightglow is the entity name for the glow effect entity, kill is the entity input that is being fired

@Nikotheleepic

Жыл бұрын

That's not true, ent_fire just causes something to happen to what ever entity that you specify, in this case it's env_lightglow which is the sprite like light glow effect you get when looking right at a light, and kill, which means to destroy all instances of env_lightglow in the map. Like I said before, you being a programmer doesn't mean you have some inherent understanding of an api, especially because things like entities are specific to source and I can't recall any other system that uses entities in the same way. Using ent_fire or creating an ent_fire entity allows you to trigger something to happen to one, a class of, or all entities in the map to disable, enable, kill, and many other custom methods that one can create. So I can create an ent_fire entity In the map that activates from a logic entity that then does something to the map, for example, changing the spawns by disabling the first spawn area and enabling the second for payload maps. A lot of the scripting is actually put into physical space in the map for that reason, Lua allows for more nuanced modification and manipulation.

@marcoantonioramosrodas8935

Жыл бұрын

What? You didn’t understand? THATS BECAUSE IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

Valve: "This... is Source Filmmaker." Me: "Deeaar Goood." Valve: "There is more." Me: "NOoo."

@reddystation1380

4 жыл бұрын

Epic Expiration date reference

@nohrii023

4 жыл бұрын

@@reddystation1380 I know but it gets never old. :)

@glebgamer4140

4 жыл бұрын

expiration date, lol.

@exotrrc1636

4 жыл бұрын

@@nohrii023 So, it doesn't have an expiration date?

@Agricarnation

4 жыл бұрын

Valve: "Actually, there is not. This is all you get, ever. Good day sir."

I'm going to be honest here The sentry doing a backflip would have shown how intense the scene was

@m0n5a80

4 жыл бұрын

It had to be said. The backflip looks a lot more frantic and cartoony. Much better for the scene.

@smokestack534

4 жыл бұрын

same thing with the epilepsy satan light

@pote2frouifruite81

4 жыл бұрын

so true

@aymen_b1267

4 жыл бұрын

I made you reach 1000 likes

@RickOConnell327

4 жыл бұрын

@@smokestack534 You probably dont have epilepsy lol THANK GOD i didnt have a seizure watching this

The main issue is SFM is basically just a Source tech demo, and Source is basically an experiment in cramming as much spaghetti into a PC as possible.

Now after ALL of this hardship, imagine what the guys behind Emesis Blue had to go through for this. Mad props to them, but also get them some therapy after all those sleepless nights.

@rynemcgriffin1752

10 ай бұрын

The whole plot of Emesis Blue was about the guys strife making Emesis Blue

@l.m.l8598

9 ай бұрын

funny that I dont think they even used the wrangler laser lol

@lardemor9375

8 ай бұрын

well the emesis blue is over an hour long so its about ten times worse than lazypurples

@iamthemouse4483

Ай бұрын

Dota, Dota, Counter Strike.

"But Valve responded: Dota, Dota, Counter-Strike" I think that phrase pretty much summarizes what Valve is focused on 90% of the time.

@dangergun2346

3 жыл бұрын

you are the best rocket launcher

@beggarsbazooka9517

3 жыл бұрын

@@dangergun2346 thanks

@MyDoubleJs

3 жыл бұрын

"Valve can't count to 3."

@hypertrollos4776

3 жыл бұрын

team fortress 2 beggars bazooka soldier primary weapon option

@chrioxisgd8366

3 жыл бұрын

@@dangergun2346 vere talked about direct hit?

4:14 Thats the best "What the fuck?" i ever heard

@ididntgetthejoke656

3 жыл бұрын

and today no ones is saying it because *KZread*

@stephano7718

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@guccipucci62

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@sushitime5052

3 жыл бұрын

wwwhut da fuc?

@rakstar343

3 жыл бұрын

@Doktor Dahlia wait how do people get soundboards

10:35 Personally, I think that the backflipping sentry would've looked great and really fit in with the chaotic energy of that scene.

9:48 is just an underrated point of the video. The revered coloring, the fire collecting into itself, the distorted audio, it’s perfect.

Fun fact: the pyro update production tooks 1 year because Valve couldn't use SFM correctly for the official animation

@TheFlame234

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, really? What did they use then?

@sethm8432

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@salsamancer

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheFlame234 they used SFM, but incorrectly

@CaptainTak

5 жыл бұрын

"Guys I'm just having too many errors with the animation program, I think we should upd-" - "ITSPERFECTSHUTTHEFUCKUPPPP!"

@slivo3834

5 жыл бұрын

you again.

“Dota dota counterstrike” probably summarizes Valve’s mentality better than I ever could.

@era4525

4 жыл бұрын

Welp, considering that they "dont care " about tf2 or anything related, they like to focus on other things and make more half life but thats boring, maybe jacksepticeye or pewdiepie should play tf2 for valve to do something about the game, like a heavy update

@purplehaze2358

4 жыл бұрын

Era 452 They took a break from developing it because they were working on a new project.

@era4525

4 жыл бұрын

@@purplehaze2358 like what?

@purplehaze2358

4 жыл бұрын

Era 452 They’ve been working on _Half-Life: Alyx_ for a long time m’dude. They have been working on an update, but they pulled away from it to make something new.

@era4525

4 жыл бұрын

@@purplehaze2358 welp, its ok, but they are taking a lot of time back there in valve, also there is suppose to be an area with the tf2 development team

9:30 I actually perfectly understood what that meant. Lights in Source have a soft, colored sprite to give the illusion of the glow when you look at a lightbulb like that and the console command is effectively removing every single instance of that sprite. In effect, the lights won't look as bright but no more GTX 3060 SUPRIM lightbulbs. "ent_fire" is the start of a command to modify an entity on the map, "env_lightglow" are the sprites that were mentioned and now the command is targeting them, and "kill" in this context will delete every entity that was targeted

I refuse to believe that EMESIS BLUE was made in this spahgetti mess.

SFM: This is a control point. Lazy: Dear God. SFM: There's more. Lazy: No!

@Jmsae

3 жыл бұрын

It contains a control point.

@thekilleremerald

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jmsae dEaR gOd.

@mohdnazrikhanadamkhan5108

3 жыл бұрын

@@thekilleremerald ThEre’S mOrE

@thekilleremerald

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohdnazrikhanadamkhan5108 nO!!!!!!!

@Mentis_Mori

3 жыл бұрын

@@thekilleremerald iT cOnTaInS a CoNtRoL pOiNt

SFM is the Salty Spitoon of animation programs.

@popg21-the-epic51

5 жыл бұрын

Guy 1: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya? Guy 2: how tough am i? I make tf2 animations guy 1: yeah so? Guy 2: using Source Film Maker Guy 1: err...right this way sorry to keep you waiting

@JaredJudson

5 жыл бұрын

and blender or maya is like the other kids themed ones I forgot the names of

@gozieson

5 жыл бұрын

Jared Judson WEENIE HUT JUNIOR?!

@JaredJudson

5 жыл бұрын

@@gozieson yes

@raymondfrake891

5 жыл бұрын

and animation heaven is everything but sfm

I know I'm 4 years late but just want to say thank you, Lazy, for being the first person to mention those god-forsaken bleed through lights. I was dealing with them for years before this video and every time I would just sigh and change the camera angle to make sure they weren't in frame. There isn't really an easy way to describe them when you want to try and ask for help or google the fix, but with the advent of this video, I have somewhere I can go to back to and find the exact command I need to get rid of them; god bless you, you beautiful man!

@lumbajackthumbs7755

Жыл бұрын

I’m not sure if this helps, but on cp_Badlands (a fixed version I downloaded, not the one that crashes instantly), I had that problem. The problem persisted on the arena version of the map (or whichever version is in SFM and actually works), so there wasn’t anything wrong with the version I downloaded. I eventually figured out that it would only happen if the animation was higher than 49 FPS. I found a few different ways to “fix” it, but it never looked quite right. Finally, on a Steam forum thread, a helpful soul shared that you can fix it by setting the shutter speed to 0.001 (either by looking at the camera in the Element viewer or by overriding it when you’re rendering; I did the latter). Changing the shutter speed can mess up the motion blur, but motion blur doesn’t work when the frame rate is at 60 anyway (due to shutter speed limitations), so you aren’t sacrificing anything by simply disabling motion blur.

you know you’re a tf2 youtuber when you’ve spent just as much time in SFM as tf2

"tHatS bEcAuSe It MaKeS nO fUcKiNg SeEeEeEeNsE!" my favorite line from this video

@Emery_Forde

2 жыл бұрын

Its just the way he said it for me

@kost_g

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@foxphire0093

2 жыл бұрын

this is me with when i learn about any computer science, hence why im not electrical and computer engineering, just electrical, and even my ECE friends have this reaction as well to their CS classes

@OracleandCormac

2 жыл бұрын

This is when I’m learning math in class

@foxtheprotoperson1594

2 жыл бұрын

Same

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, source spaghetti

@liamhenry1838

4 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment

@iloveumbreon538

4 жыл бұрын

@@liamhenry1838 yes

@jss9680

3 жыл бұрын

This is from Tooky History Garibaldi episode

@afrizaldaniswaraali8980

3 жыл бұрын

His code is weak OS unsteady Garbage in the SFM already Source code spaghetti

@cosmicpickle3988

3 жыл бұрын

He’s nervous, but on outside he calm and ready to videos but the textures not loading

Lazy: *says that SFM is cursed* SFM logo: *has five points on it that could be joined up into a pentagram*

@iamdespy

6 ай бұрын

oh god

@marcdamon1471

10 күн бұрын

*Hello Satan*

He even added the final boss music from Super Metroid, just to emphasize how much unbridled _agony_ this is to make. You've got the determination and patience that I couldn't even imagine having! Respect to you man, even with "lazy" in the name, I can tell you're far more than that!

@mememan4777

2 ай бұрын

super metroid fucking slapped

@roland.w

2 ай бұрын

@@mememan4777 good game, hard, but good! And amazing soundtrack to boot!

I love how its focused on engi, because engi is meant to fix things

@Dabaugh15

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a goddamn minute

@VinnieDaUnfunniOne

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT A MINUTE

@danielmikhalchuk3490

3 жыл бұрын

You fool! Engineer is an engineer who works with hardware, not software! You’ve doomed us all!

@cupofspiders5830

3 жыл бұрын

Engineer: looks at sfm

@LUNKS342

3 жыл бұрын

Are you doom guy

*"That's BeCaUsE It MaKeS No FuCkInG SeNsE!!"*

@nebulasmessiah

5 жыл бұрын

when my parents ask me why I failed my math test

@artiequick3583

4 жыл бұрын

How I respond to my teacher when they ask why I'm stuggling in physics class at school

@mr.cuttlefish6900

4 жыл бұрын

Me when my teacher asks me why i got a 4/10 on my danish test:

@hydd_4

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@markhigginbotham3974

4 жыл бұрын

2:30

The delivery of "what the fuck?" in 4:15 had me dying.

Its hard to believe that emesis blu was made on this *ABSOLUTE RELIC* piece of software.

I can 100% understand now why official TF2 SFMs don't happen anymore.

@zescoot2590

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe if they updated the software or at least fixed bugs sfm animations would be more common

@primarchvulkan4013

2 жыл бұрын

I remember that it took somewhere about year for Valve to make a Meet the Pyro, cause most of the time animators had to deal with all those bugs and glitches in SFM

@engineergaming5989

2 жыл бұрын

Dota dota counterstrike

@placeintheworldfadesaway5800

2 жыл бұрын

@@primarchvulkan4013 holy fuck SFM has always been broken

@drunksaharan5787

2 жыл бұрын

@@primarchvulkan4013 Strange why they had never fixed SFM when they had to deal with that fer an entire year.

This man just invented the earthbound music meme

@RaithSienar

3 жыл бұрын

Earthbound has always only been known for memes, if it wasn't this it was the meme final boss.

@NintendoNerd64

3 жыл бұрын

HOW

@thatweirdcommenter

3 жыл бұрын

oh totally someone listening to earthbound music in 2018..? HE INVENTED THE MEME OMGGG THAT WAS SO EPIC :OOO

@charred7256

3 жыл бұрын

WOW HE INVENTED IT

@loganferren283

3 жыл бұрын

I cant like this comment cos 669 likes, so take this reply

I cant believe emesis blue was made using this hell program-

This video really makes me appreciate your later “How it feels to play X” videos and the improvents and talent that you put on display, especially since you work so hard to keep the details for an overall fantastic end result

This is the scariest video I've ever seen.

@chitchit2732

5 жыл бұрын

StabsTF2 hey stab

@Stabs

5 жыл бұрын

Hello there, my child

@mrstupidmaniii8118

5 жыл бұрын

I won’t like cuz 666

@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737

5 жыл бұрын

Litterally shit myself breh

@roscora614

4 жыл бұрын

Fkn terrifying

"Dota Dota Counter strike." "Nah fam lmao." (Translated from Vavlish)

@ArgaJacint

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe I have an older dictionary, but I thought it meant "I like money".

@JCoopeR

4 жыл бұрын

Varga Aronmen oooh yeah, I see the confusion.

@Xplainn93

4 жыл бұрын

Well, my translator said it was: “Nah fam we ain’t updating shit.”

@roeital5504

4 жыл бұрын

it means: .. coming soon

@krool_aid9835

4 жыл бұрын

Please tell me there is a vavlish Google translate

No one can convince me that Emesis Blue and the Meet the Team videos are made with this

@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw

2 күн бұрын

Valve is a master of this program since they invented it. I fully believe it

people who use SFM as a career deserve alot more respect

I very rarely use SFM for bits in my videos, and honestly it's for reasons like this. How anyone can put up with that level of spaghetti is beyond me. I'll just stick to spending my all-nighters in Pro Tools doing insignificant audio edits that nobody will ever notice. At least then the program will do what I want it to, lol

@fatherpucci-madeinheaven362

5 жыл бұрын

Thats why you use the chad gmod instead

@davidlara2684

5 жыл бұрын

Hello soundsmith

@mediocreturbulence5746

5 жыл бұрын

A good few thousand people appreciate your work!

@ricsec5175

5 жыл бұрын

I can!

@HP-jw3ic

5 жыл бұрын

SoundSmith ahem its "SPAGET"

I've wasted so many days of my life on stuff like this. I feel you

@joeyghostx

5 жыл бұрын

This is why I use 3DS Max noobs.

@gaydubbbz8148

5 жыл бұрын

punch you play tf2 now i though you where an adept of the church of ow what is going to say the father he was so proud when he realized you didn t move to fortnut

@Androidonator

5 жыл бұрын

Hey its that punch kid hi youtube.....wait this aint overwatch fuck.

@spaicrab5327

5 жыл бұрын

WTF U HAVE EXACTLY 666 LIKES

@spaicrab5327

5 жыл бұрын

U EXACTLY 66 LIKES WTF

I cant even imagine the hours it took to make emesis blue

@mechanicpluto2430

2 ай бұрын

Hours? Try years.

i tried learning sfm and immediately felt that 1. i have an entirely different version to everyone else 2. my version is possessed

Moral of the terrible story : -laser makes no sense -a.b.a.f -lamps are satan

@sebastianfs3825

4 жыл бұрын

Source filmaker is satan

@carni7369

4 жыл бұрын

dota dota counter strike

@JKing20105

4 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianfs3825 a.b.a.f is the satan of satan

@d1amondsquare019

4 жыл бұрын

@@JKing20105 t.w.l.a.f the wrangler laser are fucked

@Satan-nw4lv

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in epileptic lighting*

"Can you dance?" "Yeah, sure." "Alright, show me." 10:53

@SylvesterSoul

4 жыл бұрын

What's the song?

@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit

4 жыл бұрын

@@SylvesterSoul the boss theme in Earthbound 1

@imthemilkman5600

4 жыл бұрын

@@SylvesterSoul sanctuary guardian from earthbound i believe

@pinheadlarry8254

4 жыл бұрын

Engie got the moves!

@taro2805

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for timestamping this XD

The Emesis Blue Creator must have had a blast with Source while making it.

Your telling me Emesis Blue was made with this? impressive

I've always wanted to be an sfm animator! then I watched this video.

@MrEggBoi

3 жыл бұрын

It depends on what you animate

@a_pufferfish2936

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Egg Yeah, if you want to animate anything, the answer is no, always.

@l0nkzolda202

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to hell.

@RayanfhoulaBR

3 жыл бұрын

If yall excuse me i will just stick to gmod lmao

@games-dv3gy

3 жыл бұрын

Well you can still animate in Gmod

Did you try turning it off an on again?

@SoldierDelta

5 жыл бұрын

There is a chance that it wasn't plugged in...

@sumdud2129

5 жыл бұрын

What about aggressively hitting the computer repeatedly and yelling "com'n!!"

@zigaskakauskas

5 жыл бұрын

Is the photosynthetic diameter of the incomprehensibilities that source aquires over supercalifragilating it's system right?

@coolgreenbug7551

5 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why he was having such a hard time with smf, i find it pretty simple, all you have to do is disconnect the monitor, then can get to the PHP panel through the online SDRAM program then use the backup EXE mainframe, then you can compress the auxiliary bus which allows the reintermediate extensible e-tailers to deploy intuitive markets. Then use mesh value-added e-services to open up the interconnected envelope-tracking phase-noise.

@mhylssalapuddin1633

5 жыл бұрын

Have you tried shaking it?

Is this what Source Filmmaker animators have to deal with on a regular basis?! This is insane!

Normal players:What is so scary? SFM Creators: **Screams in agony and fear**

SFM Actually stands for "Suffer for me." -GabeN

@TheEliasSmellious

5 жыл бұрын

Nbtwall oml this makes sense and is funny af lmao

@the3rdway965

5 жыл бұрын

Half the time I feel like they go out n Maya or 3DS max and shove the shit in SFM.

@muufle

5 жыл бұрын

@Dat Scary Boi You don't understand a joke, let alone replied 3 WEEKS LATER, dumbass.

@jackbennett6902

5 жыл бұрын

@Dat Scary Boi r/whoooosh

@jackbennett6902

5 жыл бұрын

@Dat Scary Boi Well I'm sorry I don't have subreddit names memorized

Sometimes I think “oh no lazys gone again” and then I rewatch this video and realized “Oh hes not gone hes torturing himself with SFM”

@kira_15_R3D

5 жыл бұрын

lol nice perspective

@shrubsong437

5 жыл бұрын

666 likes Nice

@Dabadi4834

5 жыл бұрын

twoface2001 didnt like because 666 likes

@minimixe

4 жыл бұрын

Talking about dedication.. I love this dude, he deserves every views and subs he has.

Anyone who still animates in source has my undying respect.

I know he was joking about the small mistake in the Engie video ruining our perception of it, but honestly after seeing THIS, I would not have cared if an entire scene had missing textures. I would've just went "Aw man dw about it, SFM is the Devil's pants, great video you hardworking, talented man"

"""Fun Fact""" SFM is a public beta. It has been since release. I think. So somewhere in valve's vault, next to half life 3 and the original portal 2, is the finished version of SFM. Without suffering.

@noireanimations

2 жыл бұрын

Original Portal 2???

@transfem_goodbye

2 жыл бұрын

@@noireanimations y'know, the one that took place in Aperture's past, and wouldn't have had the portal gun in it?

@noireanimations

2 жыл бұрын

@@transfem_goodbye Kinda makes no sense considering it's literally called Portal

@transfem_goodbye

2 жыл бұрын

@@noireanimations that's exactly what the testers for the game said. So they changed Portal 2's plot into the one we have now.

@noireanimations

2 жыл бұрын

@@transfem_goodbye ok

Ironic how LazyPurple is not lazy enough to give up on SFM

@Flinty-Oven

Жыл бұрын

I think thats the idea! He calls himself lazy purple but then Blows it up to the moon when he uplouds something! Its fun! And smart!

@noti7510

Жыл бұрын

industrious indigo

@SmilingSkyYoutube

Жыл бұрын

UnsatisfactoryOrange

@Artcat932

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, Sluggish Green doesn’t live up to his name of Tired Yellow. Laid-back Red should probably change his name huh.

@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube

Жыл бұрын

I wouldve just said “fuck it.” And deal with the wrangler laser

Lazy, thank you for the effort you put into this. If there was a reward for SFM creators, you would deserve it.

9:29 ent_fire is a command that lets you do things to other things, env_lightglow is the light that comes off from lights, and kill is an argument to ent_fire to remove the selected object. Example:ent_fire !picker kill

Winglet must be grayhaired already with this magic program.

@justjoking5252

5 жыл бұрын

*_OI!_*

@nytalix642

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he should release a similar video

@zachsz9320

5 жыл бұрын

winglet and also STblackST x)

@OWNWick

5 жыл бұрын

@@zachsz9320 nah, STBlackST does Gmod

@LinteirSomeZebra

5 жыл бұрын

The Time Lord STBlackST uses actually GMod but with animation assistance addon. It's similar to SFM but still not it.

10:52 The fact that Sanctuary Guardian became a "WHAT?! HOW?" meme 2 years later feels like some seriously unnatural foreshadowing.

@KIgaming.

2 жыл бұрын

yeah it's funny, i thought it was included intentionally but he just happened to be listening to a song that would later become a meme

@bradencash8399

2 жыл бұрын

Aged like fine wine

@smeltstarverse7306

Жыл бұрын

EVEN THIS VIDEO IS POSSESSED!

@captaindemozan2700

Жыл бұрын

"Dispensers... don't move!" WHAT WHY NOT

@kingofAwsomness

Жыл бұрын

I always felt like this video popularized this song which then went meme.

8:50 you should’ve kept the light in for shits and giggles

Thanks uncle dane, you helped me so much!!! :D

Source killed my best friend, and now HES TRAPPED INSIDE THE SOFTWARE!!1!

@williamhenning4700

5 жыл бұрын

HE'S TRAPPED INSIDE THE SOURCE WALL!!!

@prankstarVA

5 жыл бұрын

Huh, so that's who I deleted

@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838

5 жыл бұрын

It Took Away My Spaghetti Too

@minimixe

4 жыл бұрын

Valve called and it wants its spaghetti back.

Huh, with so many bugs... No wonder the Saxxy is such a desired item.

@ScruffyGamerAnimations

4 жыл бұрын

It isn't that bad when you know how to fix them.

@gustavosimoes281

4 жыл бұрын

Scruffy Gamer but it’s so much shit to fix.

@jackmoseley4959

4 жыл бұрын

If I ever go for a saxxy, I’m going to cheat and use Garry’s mod. It’s honestly less painful, Especially since I own it already.

@ScruffyGamerAnimations

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackmoseley4959 I can't tell if you're joking, or you are really that dumb. No matter how hard you try, it's impossible to make GMod look exactly like SFM. SFM is free

@jackmoseley4959

4 жыл бұрын

Seems legit.

9:48 jeez that’s actually creepy

Reminder that experiation date and emesis blue were made using this

LazyPurple: freaks out of the error of SFM Programmers: *first time?*

@afrozen10-02

4 жыл бұрын

tf2_mandeokyi yep same here. I’m an engineering student working with FORTRAN. I know it’s not the same as say the C++ or Java that CS students use, but coding is the easiest way for you to feel like an idiot when you make some of the dumbest errors but you have to go through each line of code to find it.

@dujeperinic1984

4 жыл бұрын

@@afrozen10-02 fuck

@atomiccrusader6839

4 жыл бұрын

@@afrozen10-02 A current Highschool CS student for scripting Uses Python Copies the exact same code from teacher Teacher's code works, mine doesnt Panic and scream at computer "You put a comma instead of a full stop"

@hotmanngrayman9059

4 жыл бұрын

@@atomiccrusader6839 Respect. I have no patience for that shit, lol

@deoxal7947

4 жыл бұрын

Ya, but programmers get source code. You can fix the spaghetti. SFM and the source engine is ironically closed source...last time I checked.

Me: “I want to animate TF2 one day” This Video: “are you sure?”

@_GhostMiner

2 жыл бұрын

Gmod

@Frontaled

2 жыл бұрын

Mobile ripoff garry mod ia vmod

@hypotheticallycheese

2 жыл бұрын

are you sure about that?

@Grug9

2 жыл бұрын

Then you realize you can do Garrys mod to animate:

@_GhostMiner

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grug9 or any other animation software

I just recently tried to use sfm to make a simple picture for a friend of mine's birthday last month. But so many things went wrong. Like one of the custom models I downloaded lacked a bicep joint, making it so I couldn't pose it the way I wanted to at all. Then when I looked it up and downloaded a workaround, everything seemed to be going relatively smooth until I was finished with the scene, when the lighting broke. And when I tried to fix that, somehow, I must have broke any and all cameras, as my work, and scene camera turned completely black and I couldn't fix it no matter how many cameras I added. I even tried using a player camera, but that didn't even work. I tried to reopen the project, but still no luck. After that I just gave up and remade the scene in gmod literally the night before their big day. I haven't touched sfm since, and I have absolutely no intentions to ever again. I'd rather keep my sanity.

and then 4 years later you have people making a whole film on sfm

@mechanicpluto2430

10 ай бұрын

It’s longer than you think.

Christ. Video editing isn’t even a problem compared to this. I knew sfm animating is like crossing the ocean with broken boat and burnt motor, but I didn’t know it was THIS much. You can have my honest respect, man.

@invschematics

5 жыл бұрын

I could imagine the insanity you'll once sink in if you used SFM

@renrid3054

5 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S THE HALLOWEEN VIDEO I SWEAR I SAW YOU IN A GAME WHERE IS IT

@FrameRater

5 жыл бұрын

Animating in general can have problems like this if you're not super aware of the program. Usually, its your fault, not the programs. Seem like in SFM, it's always the program's fault.

@mkmasterthreesixfive

5 жыл бұрын

now imagine what Winglet goes through

@despe954

5 жыл бұрын

Hi DEWILL

3000 hours on sfm. 1500 hours are most likely on the wrangler.

@sylvercritter

5 жыл бұрын

The other 1500 hours is Lazy forgetting to close the program after weeping.

@GoldfisH_

5 жыл бұрын

2500 hours* you must have missed the 2, I mean its pretty close together i can understand

@sylvercritter

5 жыл бұрын

You do realize that 1500 + 1500 = 3000, right?

I wonder how TheWinglet and Fortress Films fucking does it. Legends.

im just watching this for the fourth time and im still stressed watching this.

I have so much respect for SFM animators it's unreal. One of the backbones of the tf2 community. I genuinely wonder how their inner monologue sounds like when they work.

@mindlessmoviesanimations

Жыл бұрын

It's kinda like: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fXdqtpWYf5XPh8Y.html

@RaptorNX01

Жыл бұрын

"get that here. move this over here. slide a little bit. little more. dammit. ok where is- oh its over there. add this- wait. WTF, no, not like that. z...Z....ZZZZZ, F*** i meant Ctrl Z"

@ClonedGamer001

Жыл бұрын

There is no monologue. Just screams of agony.

@yenkaoffical

Жыл бұрын

IT SOUNDS LIKE:why isnt the fuckin model moving

@inferno3345

Жыл бұрын

I'm late, here's a approximate answer. "WHAT. HOW. WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. HUH?!?! AUGHURGHURUGHAHGHURRUHGERG???"

Honestly, I think lazypurple should just send an SFM video to valve where he doesn’t fix anything and he just leaves the glitches as is. Show valve how broken their system is.

@patrioticwhitemail9119

3 жыл бұрын

Valve wouldn't care. They already moved onto source 2. If valve still cared about source 1 they wouldn't have ended the saxie contest.

@rinjaniii326

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly? I really want to see a vid of HIFTP _without_ fixing anything, just to see what it would look like.

@gunmancarl9618

2 жыл бұрын

i would watch that

the rainbow light rave and the sentry weird turn fits better tbh

Thanks to this 5 year old video, the flickering lights save has come to my rescue. Thanks Lazy and the SFM villager Fames for the unintentional help!

Lazy calling me “friend” makes me happy.

@deoxal7947

4 жыл бұрын

Are you Alaxe?

@freezy3739

4 жыл бұрын

8:28

@menviolentlymakingout

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he gives off this happy vibe, making the best out of most problems!

@krool_aid9835

4 жыл бұрын

This... Puts a smile on my face.

@rngnodal9316

4 жыл бұрын

Quinn Gonzalez That’s very true. It gives hope and eliminates hopelessness

9:30 If anybody is interested: ent_fire sends an output to an entity on the map. env_lightglow is the type of entity what he calls for. kill uh yeah just removes it. So translated it means: "Dude remove dat lightglow around the map."

@youtube1.0alpha70

4 жыл бұрын

@Dimerson Sans Women?

@josefantonbruckner4843

4 жыл бұрын

dude how do you know this stuff ?

@Wilsonbism

4 жыл бұрын

@@josefantonbruckner4843 Most of my knowledge comes from the source sdk documentaries around level design (which can be found online). I've been using the hammer editor for several years now.

@poopetcrab3099

4 жыл бұрын

Noice

@MineSlimeTV

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wilsonbism I do want to try it especially after finding a great and very cool person who made some tf2 touhou maps as Well as Seing Neo Ninja if that was his name making a very..."odd" and "The worst map possible" I want to try to make them for Garry's Mod However But it seems also quite challenging but I hope One day I may get to try it one time! ^W^ Perhaps even in a live so that us all as teams would be able to support each other and making something together and beautiful!

I have watched this video 5 times and each time i feel bad for what lazy has done to bring us amazing content. And i know i am saying 4 years late. I think about using sfm myself, but this video reminds why i shouldnt even think about it. Thank you lazy

so the wrangler's laser is an all-in-one-three-dimensional-R-G-B-slider that works in literally all three axis on the 3dimensional plane and hence it being an all-in-one-THREE-DIMENSIONAL-R-G-B-slider... i wanted to jump in the source spaghetti rabbidhole and the first thing i hear about it makes my jaw drop the ground. nice.

Many times have I really wanted to get into SFM. That ends today.

@unicatte

5 жыл бұрын

EposVox? You watch TF2 stuff?

@GuyHeadset

5 жыл бұрын

GMOD is the best animator.

@fredy000

4 жыл бұрын

noooooooooooooo

@wheatleybs8746

4 жыл бұрын

SFM , Is Actually A Good Program , So...

@antarticstorm7991

4 жыл бұрын

@@wheatleybs8746 the big problem with it is its full of bugs and issues

You know it’s scary stuff when Source Filmmaker almost has more hours than his actual gameplay

This would be a perfect moment for mr purple to return.

This video made me gain an even bigger respect for SFM animators for the hell they have to go through

11:02 Two years to early.

@Djindas

3 жыл бұрын

. *How did he know* . what

@ubt__________

3 жыл бұрын

what

@thatonecrusader7209

3 жыл бұрын

What are u talking about

@SaltyandSour

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatonecrusader7209 it was a meme a couple of months ago

@riceisnice4648

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatonecrusader7209 The meme is the Earthbound music. Its added to scenes when there is something weird or disturbing on the meme, like the scene at the timestamp. Also its called Sanctuary Guardian. ( if you already knew this, fuck it.)

Still waiting for SFM to get an update the year is 2049.

@costxav

5 жыл бұрын

There are updates for tf2 every decade tf2 is still on the steam leaderboards the pyro is still broke and the heavy still hasn't had a update.

@seronymus

5 жыл бұрын

it's you

@lovecrisis619

5 жыл бұрын

*starts using 1996 version of tf2 instead of 2008 version*

@flaminginferno6641

5 жыл бұрын

@Diamond Dude4288 ha over here its the year [unintelligible mess of numbers] NO UPDATE AND NOW STEAM IS CALLED THE TF2 CLIENT, BECAUSE THAT'S ONLY THING PEOPLE PLAY

@zackriggs293

5 жыл бұрын

Finally! a 2009 update it's 5097

SFM is like DayZ you give up on it real fast and those that don't are people who enjoy suffering.

"It was pink! That s not right. It needs to be red" - lazy purple

The fact that i've listened to a man complain about a program 3 times proves how awesome Purple is

@SuperShyerGuy

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, me too!

@PanRokador

5 жыл бұрын

Me three.

I fear no LAN. But that ping... It scares me.

@awesomeness9824

5 жыл бұрын

My goodness no

@stieverhandittyaindra4798

5 жыл бұрын

Dear God

@zachsz9320

5 жыл бұрын

at what moment ?

@thepackman6741

5 жыл бұрын

LOL that is the best comment I've seen here

@evieinfinite

5 жыл бұрын

More like it lags me xd

7:02 i wonder if two year later if lazy realized that all he had to do was right click -draw game entities and click other entities probably would have been a life saver

I had no clue how much effort got into these videos, amazing work

I fear no program... but that... thing... *looks at sfm* it scares me.

@cafe8681

5 жыл бұрын

That gave meh feels

@mlgproplayer2915

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@UltYT

5 жыл бұрын

thanks for the likes! it's nice to know that I'm not the only person suffering when it comes to... *S F M*

Oh Lazy, that's not the scariest thing that SFM can do. Picture this: you're adding a load of sound files to the project, but there's one sound file that is cursed, and it causes SFM to crash SO hard, that even looking at the sound channel on the project view makes SFM crash and shut down. Now that may sound like the worst thing to happen... until you remember you still have to do ALL THE LIP SYNCING AND YOU'RE SEVERAL HOURS INTO MAKING THE ANIMATION, AND THE WHOLE FILE IS CORRUPT! (The above is a true story, and has happened to me at least twice)

@LazyPurple

5 жыл бұрын

This is genuinely horrifying, ghost stories don't have shit on this

@TheFlamingOneUP

5 жыл бұрын

This is why I save in increments, sure it annoying to have multiple files that take up a lot of space, but I would rather deal with a minor annoyance than having to start all over again

@ScruffyGamerAnimations

5 жыл бұрын

Go to the folder that the corrupted session is in, delete the DMX file, go to the .bik or autosave file, and rename it to .dmx. boom. problem solved.

@coldfusionstormgaming1808

5 жыл бұрын

i have tried this too, Luckily i "only" had to repeat around 5-10 hours of work, If it crashed at where I am now... Well, Suicide statistics need some love too right :kms:

@mantisynth2186

3 жыл бұрын

And here I thought it was bad enough when sometimes a sound file refused to play no matter what. The problem is always the bitrate, but sometimes even after I change it it still doesn't work! This happened to me several times, and every time I change the bitrate, it still doesn't work, and after that I do not remember what I did. So every time, I have to trial and error my way until it works

"What? You didn't get that?" "THATS BECAUSE IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!" This made me laugh so hard lmao

every halloween, i come to this video to remember wtf its already 3 years? and wtf happened to my old account, oh, i didn't have one..

Imma be honest, this vid just makes me appreciate SFM porn even more

@razielmauro9559

4 жыл бұрын

They do a bunch of work and hell for content Waitafuckingminute.

@myra1222

4 жыл бұрын

Foribus The Fox *no no continue I agree wholeheartedly*

@angelicoe9540

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *about to say something about that* Also me: no no, he has a point

@santietc7890

4 жыл бұрын

B R U H

@bigjoe8087

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

7:55 The sound of a broken man

@CaityisPog

4 жыл бұрын

Alec Mueller I guess you need a SOUND Smith!

This gives me a whole new appreciation for SFM makers. My god I don’t even understand any of this but even I can tell this is so CURSED