How I offended a Girl on Bumble | Stand up comedy Ft. Anand Rathnam
Комедия
Hey guys, I'm out with another video and again I only choose to talk about how I screw up around women. Please watch it and share it if you like the video.
Venue - The Habitat
Editing and Sound mixing - @JoteenPatroOldChannel
Check out his funny videos.
Written and Performed by - Anand Rathnam
Instagram - / anand_rathnam
Пікірлер: 868
We all are Swiping She is recruiting 😂😂😂😂 Awesome lines
@selenophile5256
2 жыл бұрын
It's also nice to see a man point out how creepy some men can be
@jasoncorby9701
2 жыл бұрын
@@selenophile5256 true
@weirdbunney5500
2 жыл бұрын
So much power they are having🤣🤣
@saadbeg1
Жыл бұрын
@@weirdbunney5500 i look
@ricorodriguez8141
Жыл бұрын
@@selenophile5256 if women had to chase men would know how many are creepy. Unfortunately biology doesn't work that way.
Kids my age have turned unacademy into dating app 😂
@ruthpaul9964
2 жыл бұрын
frrr😭😂
@ainvi
2 жыл бұрын
Lol...I know some🤣
@bhushannaik793
2 жыл бұрын
fr
@ayush2977
2 жыл бұрын
Gayatri can you forward me your notes.
@proz6608
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, I don’t even see the comments. Cringe ho jata.
Gayatri isn't watching. Because a girl with Gayatri face doesn't watch stand-up comedy! 🤣
@jhawar-ji
2 жыл бұрын
She actually does. First hand experience
@rohitkorde8184
2 жыл бұрын
Gayathri*..
@evm6177
2 жыл бұрын
🍷😆😆👍 Good point actually!
@pramodbharadwaj9784
2 жыл бұрын
Broo.. 😂😂
@rajarya7949
2 жыл бұрын
Good one😹😹
This guy is actually intelligent, loved every word.
@subhamsatyaprakash96
2 жыл бұрын
Amd how do you know that??
@chizuru1999
2 жыл бұрын
WTF is wrong with you? 😂😂 intelligent boldiya just from one video of standup comedy.
@_nelson.here_
10 ай бұрын
This guy is his dad
@_nelson.here_
10 ай бұрын
Mystery solved , case closed😂
I left swiped a guy on Tinder, Minder, Aisle, Bumble and every other app you can imagine and then he messaged me on LinkedIn 😂😂
@bhuvneshsingh6218
2 жыл бұрын
Hey
@Themystery321
2 жыл бұрын
@@bhuvneshsingh6218 what hey dumba$$
@PY-vh6in
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Amiittk
2 жыл бұрын
Thats 100% effort, u should give atleast give him the chance of guessing ur name maybe..
@gauravbansal148
2 жыл бұрын
@@bhuvneshsingh6218 living the "every app is a dating app for us" vibe. Nahi pategi bhai.
Loved it! 😂 Especially that line "Indian guys try to make every app into a dating app" so accurate 🙈
@samitsinha3349
Жыл бұрын
Totally agreed, by the way where do you live? 😂
@eshaverma07
Жыл бұрын
@@samitsinha3349 😂
@aryanyadav6263
11 ай бұрын
@@samitsinha3349😂 lmao 🤣
@dhirajgawande007
5 ай бұрын
One girl told me she was getting marriage proposals on LinkedIn 😂
the last time i played the guessing game. it was AIEEE exam and my rank was 3.3L it was awesome 😂😂😂
@siddharthGupta632
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 after that AIEEE forgot it's existence
@srinivasjoshi4693
2 жыл бұрын
That's my CTC 😂
@authentic_101
2 жыл бұрын
This time it's like he cracked CAT with 99.99999%ile, but screwed up in the interview :D
@shubhamahesh7880
2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to do same . Wish me guys
@universeguy4771
2 жыл бұрын
@@shubhamahesh7880 haha all the best I hope you will have great luck
'if she robs a bank i just have to tell the police that it was gayatri" lmao dead
Everyone guessed the name Fatima correctly so accurate 😂
@smangatsingh
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed! Where do u live ?
@JoyKumar-wp5cx
2 жыл бұрын
@@smangatsingh lmao
@Batman_1944
2 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅💯💯
@SecondFool
Жыл бұрын
@@smangatsingh dude lolll
Anand being hilarious and killing as usual
It's nice to see a man point out how creepy some men can be
This guy took Gayatri to the top of the world and then pushed her to the ground...
The fact that he told garima face perfectly 😂😂😂
@garimakukreti9577
2 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@serene2220
2 жыл бұрын
@@garimakukreti9577 Garima 😆
@_atom_1c__
2 жыл бұрын
@@garimakukreti9577 🤣😂
@MrCeeZr-se7pz
2 жыл бұрын
@@garimakukreti9577 😂😂emotional damage
@deep40
2 жыл бұрын
@@garimakukreti9577 See he was right that's a Garima pose in your DP.
That Fatima joke had me😂
@anahita-bn6cy
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it had me too , btw, where do u live
@saumyajain1152
Жыл бұрын
@@anahita-bn6cy 😂😂😂dude
@Inkscapejksoa-cq4vv
2 ай бұрын
hi fatima
I was not expecting it to be this good. If you ever come across a very pretty girl, This stand up is your 10 min gig to cancel out all men in line, Anand.
super tight set dude, glad to have discovered you
@come2arjun8
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
We all are swiping She is recruiting 😂 Had me rollin🤣🤣
It's rare I get through a whole video without forwarding This is too goooood
Frickin amazing dude! Cleverly-crafted jokes along with your gestures are a delight to watch
Finally got to see an Indian stand-up video where both the title and content are in English!😂
Hit the the like button When he said we all have imagined Gayatri face and actually all we really did that 😂 Respect for u Man
My name doing Cameo in Stand up...not bad 😂😂😂....Great work man 👏🏻👏🏻
@Maddy-ht8pg
2 жыл бұрын
Also do you pose like how he described 😂😂😂
@kiranlokare
2 жыл бұрын
He rightly said “Every app is a dating app for us” Nahi pategi bhai 😂😂
@kafkaesque69
2 жыл бұрын
totally agreed, where do you live?
@rahulnair650
2 жыл бұрын
@@kafkaesque69 🤣🤣
@soumyadeep2803
2 жыл бұрын
@@kafkaesque69 🤣🤣🤣
The problem he stated with dating apps was so true lol.
That's was amazing. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
those were nice jokes !!🤣🤣🤣 really nice jokes... title says about offending... but the real irony is how can anyone even be offended by this joke.. its a work of genius in progress... waiting for more of your stand-ups and jokes in future keep it up buddy !!
Aanand you are amazing man 😂😂😂 made me laugh after decades 👍👍👍
Bro 😂...This is the reality! So relatable man 🥹😂
This was such a beautiful set. Poetic even.
This made me to laugh whole day 🤣 😂... thank you so much bro....this made my day....
I didn't expect it to be this funny !!... Great job 👍
Bro..... superb 🥳🥳 Gayatri should watch this video. 😂😂😂
Dude 🙌🙌🙌u are the best....🥰😍i loved it.. After a long time i laughed so loudly 😅U made my day....
This standup is so true, it's like yesterday me and my friend were talking the same thing 😅😂.
Love your set man!
😂awesome. Loved it!
wow dude loved it❣!!! keep up the good work!! subscribed!
Bro I seriously imagined Gyatri the way you described... it's awesome
goddamn!! This was an awesome set.. funny & equally relatable.. I distinctively remember someone matching this Gayatri trope from my school days.. most of these girls are named after goddesses eg. Bhagyalakshmi, Manjulatha, Adhyashree, etc. all the pious & good girls of the class.. 😅
@anushkabajpai7837
2 жыл бұрын
i loved that you used the word 'trope'
this was fun. thanks for making this video!!
this was amazing, loved it!
I miss watching you Anand. I'm going to Bangalore this year, hope to watch you live shows ❤️
I am just subscribing your channel because of that line - we are swiping and pretty girls are recruiting. 👏👏👏👏🤣
My sister's name is Gayathri (she's married) and I know that face he's talking about 🤣🤣
@shahidrazajilani3712
Жыл бұрын
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
Hahahaha, this is an epic stand up. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Typing moment was majestic and appaled me in a good way 🤣
"My Rank 3.3 Lac ; Dude that's my CTC" Great Writing Buddy
Loved this ! 😅😂
You nailed it ☺️☺️. Now I am a big fan of yours.
That Gayathri face made me laugh a lot. Even looking at you, I got this Tamilian vibe for some reason. People judge so much by face lol
@0blivion15
Жыл бұрын
The way he talks he's either mallu or tamil
Thank you so much for this ... I was having a bad day and this video totally lifted my mood and made me Laugh ... Thank you once again ☺️
Great job man. Loved it😍
honestly came to the video with lesser expectations you blew the roof of this place
This is your best work.. 👍👍 Don't consider the negative Comments...👏👏
Dude I am not even kidding for real they message on whatever they can find 😂😂😂It's hilarious!!
Superb humour bro.. ❤️❤️❤️
Bro, enjoyed this thoroughly, keep rocking :)
broo just awsome.... maja hi aa gya
Good video could relate to so many things thanks for posting and making my day better 🥰
@augustusomega4708
2 жыл бұрын
YES but why does he speak english? does he think his audience is english speaking? 🤪
Loved the set!
I see some guys replying :- "totally agreed , where do you live? " to the comments of some girls. You guys are insane !
@bhavanrana1123
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed,where do you live?
@smollilbean
2 жыл бұрын
Yes I noticed that too lol. cringe.
@noopur292
2 жыл бұрын
@@bhavanrana1123 😂😂
@noopur292
2 жыл бұрын
@@smollilbean not cringe that's sarcasm
@smollilbean
2 жыл бұрын
@@noopur292 yes.. when I commented this I still hadn't watched the part where the comedian mentioned this joke, so i was reading the comments and thought the people commenting this were weird.
Amazing one.. very funny 😂😂😂
after a long time i have watched a standup without a badword 👏👏👏😀
Enjoyed a good stand up after a long time 😊
Nice piece. Cheers to you man.
Highly underated 👑
Cute story, enjoyed it.
Intelligent and funny😂 and genuine unlike most other forced kadi lines of other stand ups! And that "Gayatri face" man I relate to using that technique and half the ppl i know dont get it and they act like mayb i m cracked paavam....so it was gr8 to hear those lines...!
hahaa.. had a good laugh! great going man.
Dude u just made my day 😃😃😃
Great set. Loved it❤
Masterpiece 🔥🔥
Boss upload more videos ! You are hilarious 😂
she is recruiting .... NEXT !! amazing Bro.... :D
Loved it 😊
SuperDaSuper......Awesome yaar Awesome.....😁😁😁😁😁🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
You rocked it!!🙌 Came back after months to say that the humour is still alive!!
@shahidrazajilani3712
Жыл бұрын
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?
बहुत ही बेहतरीन 🤣🤣
Keep it up brother....it was very funny✌️
just brilliant!
When I am going to watch this video iam like plz God this video will never end just going like this laughter😂
such a great set man
Wowww!🤣🤣 This is amazing!!
@shahidrazajilani3712
Жыл бұрын
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
Great going Anand 👏😂😂
Anand you're the best😂😂😂😂
Watched this in open mic 🎤 on repeat it is funny 😄
This is so good!!!! 😂😂😂
Wow wow loved it!!😂😂😂❤
superb video laughed a lot.😅😅😅😅
LMAAAAOO Good one man
Man I laughed so hard this 10 min, you are awesome!
@rupashrig6310
2 жыл бұрын
Me toooo...😂
@ayushverma7006
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree! Where do you live?😂
@tejapalla8162
Жыл бұрын
Exactly where r u from😂😂😂
Brilliant set!
Loved it 🤣🤣
Epiccc
Absolutely hilarious Anand.. Much respect from Shillong..and love that South indian/Bangalorean accent...
The fact that I'm a Gayatri and the person who sent me this video was Anand !
@AnshuSingh-pn4bg
3 ай бұрын
Woww wanna see your face ...how prettty you are ...that he inspired by you to make people laugh...😅
i love his videos man
Killed it!!!
Same thing happened to me.. Some guy texted me on Instagram saying I saw ur comment on KZread with over 600likes so thought of texting u.. Another one I did payment from gpay & the guy started msging me continually for 3-4days on gpay itself.. So much of dedication😂
@shahidrazajilani3712
Жыл бұрын
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
@Nirosha101
5 ай бұрын
@@shahidrazajilani3712😅😅😅😅
When you did the "Fatima" bit, I instantly flashbacked to watching Brain games on natgeo on tv.... Man !! XD
You're really funny man Enjoyed the video