Yes..... I know it’s a Strv 122. Relax. It’s what’s called “satire” for those that haven’t heard of jokes before. “OH MY GOD MATT!! That’s not a German tank!!!” Literally no one cares. It’s based on a German tank. Take the joke or leave it lol.

@mari0664

4 жыл бұрын

Ye

@mari0664

4 жыл бұрын

Matsimus so it's basically a Swedish version of the 2A5?

@limescaleonetwo3131

4 жыл бұрын

haters gon' hate

@robertmcelfresh5972

4 жыл бұрын

good job i will take and use this information matt for when and if ever i get a MBT.

@Guest-lq6vt

4 жыл бұрын

Wait this is a joke?

Germany: engineered to perfection America: *50 caliber water turret*

@mr.anemoia924

4 жыл бұрын

Why does my country make it look like a damn zoo or water park lmao

@type-10

4 жыл бұрын

50 000 caliber*

@cabbagememes2852

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Anemoia LMAOO facts It looks kinda fun but it’s a water park for tanks lmao

@Blazerri

4 жыл бұрын

Murica the most advanced country in the world... not

@Rocketman-yg7cs

4 жыл бұрын

Damn right

Well at least the Russian Army is supporting the local car wash economy.

@MrToasterWaffles

4 жыл бұрын

There economy is planned

@HeLpEr4u083

4 жыл бұрын

@Abdur Rahman Freedom of speech is suppressed in Russia.

@2hotflavored666

4 жыл бұрын

@adidas No, seriously it is.

@freddiemercurygaming4124

4 жыл бұрын

Its our local car wash

@theholyhay1555

4 жыл бұрын

party ops as if its free in most countries

Germans: oversized dishwasher Americans: glorified waterpark British: large teapot Russians: Victor's carwash

@smithyMcjoe

3 жыл бұрын

*Sergei

@saiken5925

3 жыл бұрын

Russians: Borish carwash

@ClipHub777

3 жыл бұрын

Local carwash buisness

@tntfreddan3138

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClipHub777 Stonks

@grindelwald_5306

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahah they can make tanks but they dont have budget for for tank wssh

1. Panzerwasserwerfer 2. Disneyland for tanks 3. English humor 4. What's wrong?

@richardstratford7126

3 жыл бұрын

English humour*

@krashd

3 жыл бұрын

British humour*

@jescruz5465

3 жыл бұрын

*Scottish humour

@jescruz5465

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, do you spell tumor as tumour in England?

@richardstratford7126

3 жыл бұрын

@@jescruz5465 yes

Me (a german) after the first clip: "Ah, that's what our entire budget was spent on. Cool."

@buki6283

4 жыл бұрын

Das dacht ich mir auch 😂😂😂😂

@xPlatiinHD

4 жыл бұрын

That’s Swedish not German

@MP-vm1ee

4 жыл бұрын

@@xPlatiinHD sure, but you know, there are a lot of controversies in Germany about the military budget.

@xPlatiinHD

4 жыл бұрын

M P i know and it was kinda funny but I just wanted to point that out :)

@tennoshenaniganizer9234

4 жыл бұрын

@@MP-vm1ee Controversies? **cough** Can't possibly imagine way

Germany: Panzerwaschanlagestation 3000, cleans the tank so thoroughly it needs counselling afterwards USA: iT'S a MacHiNe guN Britain: Tank is teabag Russia: My uncle Yuri has owns a carwash

@fsdggdfsdf7200

3 жыл бұрын

teabag is epic

@guillermolegaspi9372

3 жыл бұрын

I never laughed so hard in my life! 🤣🤣🤣

@matteagle42

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@nirmalrajput3921

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa bruh ..s***

@channelname10yearsago68

3 жыл бұрын

"Tank is teabag" is probably the best way to visualize this.

Everyone else: Washing Britain: fucking around

@Flame1611

3 жыл бұрын

I fully expected them to splash the guy again

@samuelzuleger5134

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know. Kind of seems like the US was goofing off a bit too there, just not as much.

@zidion5

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flame1611 Yeah I thought he was taking another run-up

@whoisheiforgothisname2103

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelzuleger5134 No we love our tanks so much we built a water park for them

German : like professional wash his porsche US : like dad wash his pickup Britain : they don't. they just dive into a pool of milked tea Russia : hey dmitri, is my discount coupon still valid?

@indeed169

3 жыл бұрын

Best one so far gg

Germany:"Tank wash" USA:skinny dipping Britain:a pool, hole or canal Russia:Игорь(Igor) take us to nearest car wash

@jayburn00

4 жыл бұрын

I almost thought the Russians would just try going through the regular car wash building and end up with the building on top of them lol

@TheOriginalThEBLanK

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayburn00 You see Ivan, by go to car wash you support local, even though economy planned.

@ceiling_cat

4 жыл бұрын

Игорь (Igor')*

@1Maklak

4 жыл бұрын

I thought all the Russians needed was a lake or a river and maybe a few buckets.

@randomka-52alligatorthatis34

4 жыл бұрын

"Russian Tankers Casually Drives to the nearest Car Wash" Car Washer : here for wash? We can clean the inside too. Tanker : no just wash outside. Car Washer : Ok, Dimitri come here there's a tank that's need washing just the outside! Random Customer : "Looks casually at them while smoking"

Germany: We spent a lot of money on this water saving automated system. The USA: We are using as much water as the Panama Canal. The UK: Just drive into a body of water at high speed and brake Russia: Go into public car wash, it’s cheaper.

@larryaftertheroad6174

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many coins the Germans had to put into the machine to get it washed

@epiccreatorMC

4 жыл бұрын

@@larryaftertheroad6174 50p max

@micheljasso6177

4 жыл бұрын

I'm spoiled

@felixfrost2412

4 жыл бұрын

guys that is a Swedish Leopard. the german numberplate is (german flag) Y152 234

@vasiliynikiforov1976

4 жыл бұрын

Publik kar wosh iz for free. Ven it iz in neighbour kantri.

When Russia embraces capitalism better than America.

@mr.pebblestheii6495

3 жыл бұрын

Well... Yes, but нет, I mean no.

@Mgl1206

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.pebblestheii6495 doesn’t niet have a y? Otherwise I’m just reading that as net.

@HorizonSniper__

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mgl1206 "nyet"

@Mgl1206

3 жыл бұрын

@@HorizonSniper__ thought so 😂

@leota8495

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mgl1206 itsnspelt without the y doe

Russia's carwash: "Da, we clean small car, big car, cannon car. Is no problem." Britain's tankwash: "Oy mate, fancy a splash from me tank?"

@thechargentarge1341

3 жыл бұрын

*W h e e z e*

@8-bitgiraffe917

3 жыл бұрын

mmm yes let me take my *C A N N O N C A R* to the nearby car wash

@Wolfboy_109

3 жыл бұрын

U DAMN, U TRY TO WHEEZE ME TO DEATH M8? 😂😂😂

Germany: Automated cleaning system America: Turns a water park to a cleaning lot Britain: Dumps tank into brown tea Russia: Hey Ivan, take the T-55 to the car wash. They give cheap price for tanks. Bring semechki back :)

@ikman4006

3 жыл бұрын

it was T-72 (i think) not T-55

@LinkblueX2

3 жыл бұрын

@@ikman4006 It is a T-55 :)

@ikman4006

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i noticed that after i commented but was too lazy to remove it. oops.

@LinkblueX2

3 жыл бұрын

@@ikman4006 lmao, I feel that laziness on a personal level :P

@AmericanIdiot7659

3 жыл бұрын

@@ikman4006 t72 = akm t55

Clearly the British one involves partially submerging the Tank in a Brown Liquid - which obviously must be Tea - the Tea then infuses with the hull of the Tank and the Chobbham Armor which is what gives the Tank it's fearsome Battlefield prescence.

@rat_king-

4 жыл бұрын

@matimus i can't stop laughing

@leiloan7677

4 жыл бұрын

I'm dying of laughter

@jorekeishi952

4 жыл бұрын

*Correction* Battlefield Fragance

@jayzeldietermiguel6430

4 жыл бұрын

Why am I reading this in Spiffing Brit's voice

@MajesticDemonLord

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayzeldietermiguel6430 because its Yorkshire Tea and the Challenger 2 is perfectly balanced?

Germany: Complicated but effective. USA: Complicated but ineffective. England: Simple but ineffective. Russia: Simple but effective.

@Kenfren

3 жыл бұрын

Okay ancap

@steven3852

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why russia won ww2

@Cacowninja

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kenfren Okay statist.

@Cacowninja

3 жыл бұрын

@@steven3852 That kind of thing is part of it. Their tanks were simpler and easier to maintain and cheaper than the Nazi tanks.

@Kenfren

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cacowninja haha, no statist, I'm an anmon. And Russian tanks in WW2 weren't built to last, the exact opposite in fact. It was the Shermans that were built to last

The Russians be like: "Yo, my uncle owns a car wash business nearby."

So military doctrine hasn't changed.lnsince wwii Germany: complicate things Murica: heck we will use our resources as much as we can Britain: our navy is great so let's dip our tanks too Russia: whatever works

@burnerheinz

3 жыл бұрын

The more things change the more they stay the same

@KATIA95

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah 😂😂

@craiga6557

3 жыл бұрын

Russia's one makes the most sense lol 20 rubles full valet or €200,000 plus specific wash building.

@LoneWolf-je9vr

3 жыл бұрын

@@craiga6557 Yeah like is all that german thing that damn necessary lol

@hunternelson3018

3 жыл бұрын

@@burnerheinz now that’s gonna be stuck in my head

*How to wash your tank* Germany: "Ze automated system will efficiently get ze job done." America: "Turrets boys, more turrets!" Britain: "Just toss 'em in the water pit mate, it's cheap like that." Russia: "Ah, there it is. Uncle Vadim's car wash."

@FatDragon73

3 жыл бұрын

@just a random slav It is a fairly common russian name. "Вадим"

@FatDragon73

3 жыл бұрын

@just a random slav By using my russian/english keyboard I guess, but as goes with all of the languges you can just google the simple virtual keyboard and type any letter from any popular language you want. Or if you talking bout this exact word "Вадим" - в=v, а=a, д=d, и=i, м=m.

@chris52209

3 жыл бұрын

VADIM BLYAT DIDNT FULLY WASH OUR TANK

@ArcticArmy

3 жыл бұрын

@@FatDragon73 ah yes, a = a.

@idont3282

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArcticArmy that's because you haven't seen м=m

Germany: we must take precious care of our advanced machinery and vehicles America: just rinse it off honestly bruh Britain: haha mudwater splash is comedy Russia: here it is, my babushka’s famous car wash

Germany: Every USA: Damn Britain: Comment Russia: Here!

Germany supports: German engineers USA supports: environmental crisis England supports: ?? Russia supports: local market

@TheTomco11

4 жыл бұрын

England supports fucking around with £4.2 million equipment Never been more proud to be British

@Rocketman-yg7cs

4 жыл бұрын

America is supporting our childish nature and it makes me damn proud to see out boys have some fun

@rocky-zx6kq

3 жыл бұрын

England supports water saving

@NickTurri157

3 жыл бұрын

England supports: tea

@shinigami7800

3 жыл бұрын

They support tea trade that's why they clean their tanks in it

Literally any other country using manual labour to clean the tank: Germany: we don’t do that here.

@ghostarmy1106

4 жыл бұрын

Coz our engineers dont get paid enough to wash them themself

@PatricioGarcia1973

4 жыл бұрын

Manual labor, it’s called soldiers.

@nodorf3778

4 жыл бұрын

To bad tho, it's a swedish tank, washed in a swedish washer.

@adam632

4 жыл бұрын

@@nodorf3778 okq8

@user-lp4cd4ln9y

4 жыл бұрын

germany still at the top even after ww2

Parents: “you need to be successful in life!” *me watching tanks get washed: ok*

@vincezockt127

3 жыл бұрын

Youre pfp has fluffy Hair yukari

@Marder1A1

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@vincezockt127

3 жыл бұрын

@@Marder1A1 yasssss

In Britain we just leave it outside and wait for it to rain.

@robman2095

2 жыл бұрын

So 10minutes max???

@paulcarpenter885

2 жыл бұрын

@@robman2095 10 minutes pfft? Up north it rains perpetually

You forgot to include the clip from 1943 where Hans gives a Tiger a sponge bath

@NicholasPaulBernardo-wv2ok

4 жыл бұрын

Link pls

@joel_ph

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Anastasia_Romanova1901

3 жыл бұрын

That was pretty hot ngl

@midnight_frontier

3 жыл бұрын

cute

@juicemeister1984

3 жыл бұрын

Hans did it with the tiger😏😏😏

Germany: Overly complex, automated system US: The old fashioned way UK: Drive it through some water Russia: Like the US, but too lazy to do it themselves, goes to civilian car wash

@majdaasee4744

4 жыл бұрын

They aren't lazy, they just want to support the civilian economy :-D

@normalcanadian5862

4 жыл бұрын

Majd Aasee nah

@majdaasee4744

4 жыл бұрын

@@normalcanadian5862 yeah

@Joopyter724

4 жыл бұрын

That isnt water its tea which infuses with the tank to create churchillium armour

@mergedspy9784

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joopyter724 no no no no

*"You want us to just dunk our armour in a big brown pool, Major?"* *"Yes, General, I call it MBTeabagging..."*

Russian soldier: Hey can I borrow a tank for the weekend? Putin: sure just bring it back clean.

@mauritz1774

3 жыл бұрын

I explodet🤣

Actually, Canadians are so polite their armor feels guilty for being dirty and cleans itself.

@tylerthegrimm

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@robertcameron3392

4 жыл бұрын

A Canadian tank would let you wash it, wait for you to get behind it, back up over you, listen to your screams and then suffocate and bury you with the mud covering it once it get bored. Not sure how a Nation with the most notoriously ruthless and barbaric soldiers got the nice guy image but hey, I’ll appreciate a good deception when I see it. Check out some of the WW1 stories about war crimes committed by Canadian soldiers. They’ll send shivers up your spine they’re so evil. Like walk up behind German POW and put a live grenade in his pocket level of evil.

@arvedludwig3584

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertcameron3392 that's why you shouldn't mix French and British.

@draconianwarking

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertcameron3392 "notoriously ruthless and barbaric" yeah there has been a history of that, but you can't expect the people who kill for a living to be soft and kind

@MrEsphoenix

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertcameron3392 Bet you're fun at parties.

Germany: efficiently sprays and soaks the entire tank top to bottom then drains the excess through a grated floor *Murica* : turns the cleaning station into a water park where tanks bob and float through a massive pool as people hose it down with water guns Britain: gives the tank a mud bath and that one dude that was in the pool area yet didn’t have the gate open already Russia: pulls up to car wash and gets a quick wax and light spray before speeding away to avoid paying 50,000 rubles for the expensive water bill the car wash will inevitably have and gets caught on dash cam like all other Mysterious Happenings in Russia

@kutsuneash8742

4 жыл бұрын

5000 rubles*

@makurei6888

4 жыл бұрын

Dashcam doe xD

@zcbma1407

4 жыл бұрын

russians use *manpower* to wash the tank

@yuurichito1439

4 жыл бұрын

Me (a german) Seeing that tax money flowing down the drain underneath the tank : *ooffff*

@wahyu8173

3 жыл бұрын

In russia Tank just a car

Germany : Complicated technologies wash your tank. America : All resources wash your tank. Russia : Humans wash your tank. Britain : Tank wash humans.

@waterfox2492

3 жыл бұрын

@@tokatl1282 You right camrad, I made a mistake.

@realdragon

3 жыл бұрын

In British Empire tanks wash you

@mr.pebblestheii6495

3 жыл бұрын

this was pure art

Getting ready to defend my computer from a main battle tank.

@joebaker4116

3 жыл бұрын

Keep an eye on that postbox too...

@grahamcollinsworth5271

3 жыл бұрын

Missile chess

@anuragsingh168

3 жыл бұрын

electronic warfare bike

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

3 жыл бұрын

When your Birmingham Shopping Trolley achieves Bankai and sprouts Chobham armor

Rest of the world : "but why?" German : *"because, German engineering of course"*

@Sircliffe

4 жыл бұрын

It's Sweden though.

@user-fd4il6pi9i

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sircliffe lol same tank reeee

@Notmyname1593

4 жыл бұрын

Because they had no money left to hire professional cleaners.

@GimliLordOfGlitteringCaves

4 жыл бұрын

I read that in a german accent

@alphariusfuze8089

3 жыл бұрын

*But why not?**

I’m disappointed with Germany ... I was sure they’d blow dry it and give it a coat of wax

@tennoshenaniganizer9234

4 жыл бұрын

Separate buildings for those jobs

@firestorm165

4 жыл бұрын

If he showed the whole process the vid would've been an hour long

@eklhaft4531

4 жыл бұрын

@@firestorm165 Parts of the process are top secret.

@firestorm165

4 жыл бұрын

@@eklhaft4531 this surprises me about as much as the time someone told me "fire is hot"

@emergcon

4 жыл бұрын

Thats just the first step. Detailing is done by hand.

I used to be a tank gunner in the Singapore Armed Forces. Every year we would go to Germany for bilateral exercise (we use Leo2A4) and they only gave us hoses to wash our tanks... and there was 1 time the weather was so cold the hoses they gave us froze so we had to clean the frozen mud off using brushes...

For britain, I was kind of expecting our tanks to be washed by two blokes and a garden hose or maybe a bucket and sponge affair.

So how should we clean our tanks Russia: yes

@drjvoices

4 жыл бұрын

Right back at ya buckroo

Why do i feel like the Russian one went like "Dimitri we must clean tank before returning from vodka and cigaret run so they dont know we left"

I never thought of this, yet it has me intrigued now. Obviously tanks need to be shinny or else the enemy would think they are part of the terrain.

@ZaHandle

3 жыл бұрын

The last thing you want is some dirt getting in the engine in a battle

@MrPoporucha

3 жыл бұрын

Dry mud in a tank is always a bad thing, shit can get into the engine or clog some other exhaust system, besides grinding and screwing with mechanical components in the tracks and suspension...or worst: covering optics and the like...it also adds dead weight that increases fuel comsuption.

as a german i can say that this is *deutsche qualität*

I find it funny who many think that the German tank wash is overengineered while from my perspective, as a German, it looks like the proper way. :D

@tennoshenaniganizer9234

4 жыл бұрын

But isn't "German way" a synonym for "Proper way"? Yes it looks over designed but when has that ever been a bad thing? :D

@valasett2202

4 жыл бұрын

it's effective and uses the resourses as little as it can while obtaining the maximum result

@nathanc.8821

4 жыл бұрын

Tenno Shenaniganizer plenty of times actually

@SladesShitboxGarage

4 жыл бұрын

“Perfectly normal”

@MoveAhead101

4 жыл бұрын

Germany or Sweden: if you have no low qualified idiots to do manual work, build a maschine.

In Russia they say never get your tank washed by Finnish people, those rags on top of the cleaning bottles look suspicious.

@user-sh7qn7bz1t

4 жыл бұрын

Another Molotov 😿

@pbjracing14yearsago49

4 жыл бұрын

Nice comment

@Not_a_Necron

4 жыл бұрын

Fire is a great cleaner

@v0idwalker489

4 жыл бұрын

@@Not_a_Necron depends on what you're cleaning

@oliverwalters9533

4 жыл бұрын

@@v0idwalker489 when you are trying to clean a Russian soldiers bones, the flames clean all that flesh right off!

North Korea: **Using thousands of crying children as water**

@user-jh4kp9lz4b

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you watch too much propaganda

@Kalashnikov413

3 жыл бұрын

North Korea didn't use thousands of crying children Cuz they never clean their own tank

@palestinianisfreeforever2554

3 жыл бұрын

America fuel their tanks with the oil that they stole from the middle east

@bananoid3726

3 жыл бұрын

@@palestinianisfreeforever2554 i mean... The middle east doesnt own dinosaur bodies, do they?

@feivellazuardi1867

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananoid3726 neither the americans

Nobody: KZread: *Hey wanna see how each country washes their tanks?*

I expected nothing less from Germany. Im going to be honest tho.... I am surprised they didn't have a blower to dry it.

@derick115_1

4 жыл бұрын

Other building

@leo27archivegaming73

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@grigoreleu2377

4 жыл бұрын

True!!!

@Hhutuber

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the specialised "tank wax" so it stay nice and shiny.

@stefankuchmeister1875

4 жыл бұрын

tank wax...hm

im sure this automated tank wash system has a 88mm somewhere...

@Randleray

3 жыл бұрын

Pssssshhhhhhh... man, dont spoil german engeneering secrets!

@The_Stumbler

3 жыл бұрын

Whatcha you on about? It’s just a solid soap rifle, right hans? *whispers to Dave to get the 'soap gun' ready for testing*

@linnen_elm

3 жыл бұрын

installed FLAK for AA raid when the panzers is taking a bath leisurely

@thorinth3079

3 жыл бұрын

they do, its a 8,8 cm pak 76 L36 Wasserschlauch

@ancientmonkey5327

3 жыл бұрын

Philip basler whatever you do, don’t look in the drains below... trust me

"Germany lost WW2 because their tanks were overcomplicated..." Germany: Wait until you see how we clean our tanks...

@thymethome6755

3 жыл бұрын

👍🏻😂 true

Love how the Americans wash their tanks, bit like their battles, high powered, extra men and when firing ( like the guy on the right with the water canon hitting the railing with its splash) heavy yet not always accurate and in this case a chance of friendly water

@krashd

3 жыл бұрын

"Water pistol fight! Is FW on or off?"

@jkiker7918

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the tank crew men are manning those water cannons

@ZaHandle

3 жыл бұрын

@@jkiker7918 so the driver is alone in there getting his face splashed?

@LuckyClovers72

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZaHandle I mean they close the hatches if they want to

@chickenmadness1732

3 жыл бұрын

US military tactics is basically swarming like the zerg lol.

German: Practical and Efficient America: Bathub and hose all of the water, just because. British: Dip-dip potato chip Russian: What you expect from us?

@MrEsphoenix

4 жыл бұрын

Potato chip? Pft, it's a crisp mate

@SonsOfLorgar

4 жыл бұрын

Double dipping is heresy either way...

@thebigsad5402

4 жыл бұрын

Practical? More like typical over engineering

@carlosdgutierrez6570

4 жыл бұрын

Efficient yes, practical, no way

@user-xr5mj4fc7g

4 жыл бұрын

Русские танки грязи не боятся , мы вообще можем их не мыть !

Germany: high tech tank washing thingy America: pool and water cannon Britain: idk Russia: Ivan’s car wash

@obsidian_oki

3 жыл бұрын

Britain: hole full of tea

@anshchoudhary9662

3 жыл бұрын

Britain: Tank's a teabag

@Oofmart

3 жыл бұрын

Britain: everything is teabag

@kitakita545

3 жыл бұрын

@@Oofmart we could easily make some... jokes... about everything being a teabag, if you know what I mean seriously who'd not want tank tea though

@hood7028

3 жыл бұрын

Britain: T E A B A G

Ths brits see a prank even in the most mundane chores. Haha. The soldier whose boots got swamped must be pissed.

@cgi2002

3 жыл бұрын

Not as much as he will be when they tell him someone stole his cuppa after he got out the tank.

How to wash a tank 1,2m people: *interesting*

Meanwhile in Australia we have one guy on a pressure washer and the rest of the crews on sponge and bucket duty.

@Alldaboss

4 жыл бұрын

^this guy knows what's up.

@lencao4515

4 жыл бұрын

But the guy with the washer is the drill sergeant

@randomuser5443

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the box jellyfish were filing complaints

4 жыл бұрын

Got to admit that makes some sense for a desert country...?

@damicocu3860

4 жыл бұрын

In Australia tanks are not washed bc they areall deployed to knok off giant snakes ,emus and tarantulas

Let's be honest: you didn't search for this, but you watched the whole video

@hp_3266

3 жыл бұрын

F O O K, you´re right

@jeffreydosdall4481

3 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@sockaccount8116

3 жыл бұрын

I am subscribed to this channel

@zIINVICTO

3 жыл бұрын

💯

@gabrielpetersen1308

3 жыл бұрын

thats where you're wrong i actually searched for this

plot twist... In Great Britain, you do not wash tank, tank washes you !

Germany washes their tanks better than most companies paint their products.

We wash our tanks with high-powered squirt guns. America, where you can clean a tank and have a water fight at the same time.

Russain: *Tanks is just cars with guns* 👌🏻

@nekokami3132

4 жыл бұрын

Ladas with guns

@KT-ll1sv

4 жыл бұрын

не за что

@vozhdenko932

3 жыл бұрын

What is difference aside from gun? Is just a lada with a 125 mm.

@jerrytc2978

3 жыл бұрын

an IS2 Is one helluva car then

@arianwinanto6299

3 жыл бұрын

U see Ivan, when tenk gets wash in car wash, enemy will think it's a car not tenk

Song for the Russian tank is called "From Russia with Love Huma Huma". Took awhile to find it so you don't have to.

@enthouendhut

3 жыл бұрын

Better known as "Derp-Festor Theme Song" 😂

@HeIsAnAli

3 жыл бұрын

@@enthouendhut Or Stukov preparing to push someone into the Sun.

@Bvic3

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks.

I love the fact that each countries' washers are just their stereotypes

Just by watching this video, you can see the different culture each nation has

@shadowdemon553

4 жыл бұрын

fulcrum 29 imagine the Japanese how they wash their tanks although I don’t know how they wash their tanks

@fulcrum2951

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadowdemon553 tentacles

@Mick-oi3wy

4 жыл бұрын

fulcrum 29 yes

@leander2843

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadowdemon553 watch girls und panzer episode 2 then you know it

@shadowdemon553

4 жыл бұрын

Leander Scholz i think i know where this is going

Why clean the dirt off when it can be extra armor? :p

@fulcrum2951

4 жыл бұрын

Good point

@bskorupk

4 жыл бұрын

My guess is because it could increase the normalization of incoming KE rounds.

@haydendill6288

4 жыл бұрын

@@bskorupk and increase chance of fire, increases wear, and make repair more difficult.

@bskorupk

4 жыл бұрын

@@haydendill6288 Those too, I was mostly being silly! ;)

@banananoodles

4 жыл бұрын

@@haydendill6288 camouflage?

As someone who works with the US tankers I can confirm that the water cannons are rare, normally we use a good old garden hose and a PV2

How each country wash their tanks: Germany: power of german engineering America: water gun fight time Britain: bashing to the tea water Russia: WASH YOUR OWN TANK!

Germany: A full scale car wash America: A water cannon is good enough Britain: A healthy mud bath Russia: Go the nearby car wash and do a self-service

@1ytcommenter

3 жыл бұрын

every russian tank has a small coin bag with some rubels in the turret for that.

@thatoneguy6466

3 жыл бұрын

@@1ytcommenter is this true?

@AutumnAri

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatoneguy6466 of course, i'm a t-72, there's always a spare coin bag inside my turret

@yorha8643

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatoneguy6466 yes its right next to vodka bottle dumbass

Germany: makes building just to wash tank “We don’t over do it that much” America: has people use water guns “I have the right to bare water arms Britain: I have no clue if the splash is customary “That’s tea not mud” Russia: heads to the local car wash “You make sure he gets all the spots, I’ll get the vodka from the shop”

@Zingam

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong: German tank was is for marketing purposes to show those Arabs how cool German technology to sell them more. American and British wasting precious water in some desert oasis. Russian tank is washed at a random car was on its way to Berlin.

@joshuaearlsumbillo25

4 жыл бұрын

WRONG: That's a wave, not a splash *RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES*

@p.f.886

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaearlsumbillo25 not anymore. The EU has now the strongest navy in the world. Enjoy your Brexit :) (Friendly comment, not intended to insult)

Every other country: uses water turrets to cleanse their tanks Britain: let's go for a swim

Every comment below Germany: America: Britain: Russia:

Russia: helping local businesses by buying their labor [everyone liked that]

@kecoakerok5902

3 жыл бұрын

Who said they paid?

@placeholder7213

3 жыл бұрын

@@kecoakerok5902 I did

@kurniawan4818

3 жыл бұрын

@@kecoakerok5902 they pay

Here in South Korea, all it takes to wash K1A1 is toothbrush (and ample amount of Privates)

@andrehashimoto8056

4 жыл бұрын

Hear suicide rates of privates is rather high in South Korea.....

@MPdude237

4 жыл бұрын

That certainly doesn’t help retention rate but given mandatory conscription, I doubt that would be too much of a problem.

@gunmonkey1185

4 жыл бұрын

Sound like typical Americsn style of running an army. Yes, I was in US Army and one of those private once.

@andrehashimoto8056

4 жыл бұрын

@@gunmonkey1185, rather, it came from one south Korean who WOULD have to conscript (he got (un)lucky with his health exams and had to spend time just doing some desk job for the government/military), he wanted to avoid military conscription more because of "issues" that caused these suicides, the abusive behavior of some middle rank (i recall they were bellow Lieutenant, more close to private ranks, Sgt. Maybe?) Soldiers with the recruited privates.

@nicholaspatton5590

4 жыл бұрын

Do they share the toothbrush?

Germans,American, British: water Russians: active foam😂😂😂

Germany: washing a tank like giving bath to kids Usa: 50 cal watergun go brrrrrrrr!!

@JohnSmith-qm1gg

3 жыл бұрын

You could see the drool from the American soldiers! Water gun go brrrr!

Germany: Hans make sure Eva is all clean for ze parade America: Tank the kids to the waterpark for the day Britain: Ey m8 getcha arse over here to be splashed Russia: Ivan take tank to local car wash an get some semechki on your way back comrade

@zsu-23-4shilka2

4 жыл бұрын

And make sure to add some pork/beef shashlik with *MAYONEZ*

@Gj23jk2

4 жыл бұрын

Germany: "We can design an efficient and outrageously expensive machine to do this task! We work well with those!" America: "We can just use firehoses to do this task! We love squirting dirty -people- things with firehoses!" Britain: **random grab assing** Russia: "We can drive to the nearest car wash and conscript the workers into a Guards Shock Tank-Cleaning Company. Glory to the Motherland."

@ivankrat8695

4 жыл бұрын

DA COMMRADE

Russia: Tank is just a car with a big gun, so wash it like a car.

@Jayden-uv2kk

3 жыл бұрын

Tank just car with big gun, so wash it like car. If you say something bout russia you gotta speak in the russian accent

@Dante-Moonwalk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jayden-uv2kk Танк - это просто машина с большим орудием, поэтому мойте его как машину If you say something bout English you gotta speak in the English eccent

@Jayden-uv2kk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dante-Moonwalk I said accent, not language.

@Dante-Moonwalk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jayden-uv2kk грустно ты не понимаешь русский язык

This is more important than learning about density of objects and liquids.

Germany : Complicated advanced automated system for washing things America : Shoots dirt off tanks with guns Britain : Banter Russia : A bunch of Vladimirs at some sketchy warehouse

Right now an American General is yelling at his staff to build an automatic tank washer device NICER than the German one.

@borissarmatov4391

4 жыл бұрын

which in american terms means a BIGGER one))

@1AngryPanda

4 жыл бұрын

Boris Sarmatov Not simply bigger. The biggest and best tank washer in the world, of course.

@dahveed284

4 жыл бұрын

poeligimma “Biggest and best” meaning the most expensive “mobile tactical tank washer” ever built. Field deployable of course.

@1AngryPanda

4 жыл бұрын

dahveed284 You have to think about the name again. US like to have some catchy shortcuts for military equipment. M.T.T.W. Sound not good enough. And of course price tag go up 200% only because its military gear.

@nightfury8440

4 жыл бұрын

@@1AngryPanda WTC Water Tank Cleaner

Germany: We have invented a way to save water and increase efficiency with our automated pressure water sprinklers. USA: Literally wasting as much water as possible Britain: Drives into a reservoir at 40km/h in a 60 ton Main battle tank Russia: eh Chekov take us to nearest car wash comrade

@randomeastasian347

3 жыл бұрын

The British water is literally shit

@kennedytheretard975

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomeastasian347 brown tea*

@zealousdoggo

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomeastasian347 piped through lead too

Germany: Ahh Hans, Let's Embrace Tradition und Take care of our machines America: Yea Splash it out its like it's a waterpark for tanks Britain: Oi mate! I'm about to do what's called the Navy move Russia: I go bring my shopping kart with gun to babushkas car wash!

"You want to see a tank and water collide?" "Mm yes please"

In summary: Germany: A highly advanced technological machine that is perfectly designed to clean tanks America: A gun that gives every person the personal freedom to shoot wherever they want UK: Who cares we're fine it's just a bit dirty mate Russia: The simplest and cheapest solution

@fredo4x4

4 жыл бұрын

The German have the final solution for the tank cleaning problem 😂

@KT-ll1sv

4 жыл бұрын

вот по этому Германия и была разгромлена, потому что долго чухаются, пиданты. пока они танки моют мы их имеем, ведь как известно: танки грязи не боятся

@KT-ll1sv

4 жыл бұрын

шо ти пишешь? я нiмецьку учив

@Ypog_UA

4 жыл бұрын

@@KT-ll1sv я тоже и английский

@KT-ll1sv

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ypog_UA классно, раньше только один язык преподавали, а сейчас сын у меня тоже два учит в школе. оба нужны по сути, да и китайский не помешает

GER: Efficiency Level Germany USA: Let's pretend as if we're cleaning the tanks, ok?! UK: Now that's a lot of damage! RU: Driving over a public car wash should do it XD

@julius43461

3 жыл бұрын

It's easy for Germany to wash all 5 of it's tanks like that. If they had thousands it would be easier to improvise.

@samuelzuleger5134

3 жыл бұрын

I just like to think that the US and UK engineers misunderstood what the generals meant by "motor pool," then the US went full "water park" on it.

I really like the automated system. Keeping stuff clean keeps maintenance down.

German: You can get the deluxe with track cleaner, clear coat protectant and triple foaming polish or you can get the ultimate that also comes with a double pass foaming pre-soak, and high pressure rinse. American: You can have anything you want as long as you don't mind joining all those other tanks in the giant water cannon bath.

Germany: : Super expensive computerized system. USA: Let's build the most ridiculous flushing system possible, so that the operator gets more wet than the tank. UK: Rolling in the mud like pigs. Russia: The most effective and cheap way possible.

@hottudoggu7712

4 жыл бұрын

That's Sweden actually

@_tertle3892

3 жыл бұрын

Not mud thick tea soup

@viruspter1dactl

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah-rv4vv still expensive

@processinginformation

3 жыл бұрын

@@viruspter1dactl armchair expert

@swagatdash9302

3 жыл бұрын

And the last three won the war

I like how it manage to be cliché : -Germany, over complicated and very effective -USA, throw everything they have at the problem -UK, make a prank put of it -Russia, doesn't care about efficiency, it's all about simplicity

@valgo8128

4 жыл бұрын

Are you german ?

@frapadingue7066

4 жыл бұрын

@@valgo8128 Nope

@Preaplanes

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, that's not the cliche for America. The cliche for America is LET'S SHOOT IT WITH CANNONS

Germany: ze angle must be perfect at all ti- America: B L A S T I T

Imagine if they accidentally drop an APFSDS to the watertank

Russian be like, "It just Lada with extra armor and cannon".

Usa: Spends 300 billion dollars every year to maintain their military, while Igor and Sergei go into a public car wash with their 60 year Old t-62a

@kennethgammon9303

4 жыл бұрын

Current budget for US military is 650 billion a year, though i suspect very little of that is for tanks and tank washing.

@LaggingDuck-

4 жыл бұрын

Kenneth Gammon I don’t think you get the fact that the comment is a joke

@Rocketman-yg7cs

4 жыл бұрын

As of 2019 the budget is 717 billion dollars

@NiumeLTU

3 жыл бұрын

Isint Abrams like 30 years old too?

@rickiller210

3 жыл бұрын

T-62’s are 60 years old now

the care of the germans for their panzers is absolutely amazing ... like taking care for jewelries

Britain - “we wash our tanks by drowning a fellow soldier because funny :D”

Germany: "Does anyone have a spare 100 Euros?" USA: "We dont need any of that new stuff. Just get the fire hose." Britian: "Time for a swim." Russia: "Ivan, stop at the car wash on the right."

Leopard 2: *being one of the best killing mashines on the battlefield Also Leopard 2: "My mom raised me a gentleman"

Germany: Drive through car wash America: Drive through lake with super soakers Britain: WOO! A bath! SPLASH! Russia: Well, we have pressure washer...

Ofc the russian one is recorded with dashcam.

During WWII at the breakout at St Lo, my Dad's Sherman had human flesh stuck in the track. They washed it out when they fjorded a river.

@botcheek482

4 жыл бұрын

thats disgusting

@ernestpaul2484

4 жыл бұрын

@@botcheek482 Part of the reality of war. Where do you think Patton got the line in his speech "and we'll use their guts to grease our tracks" from?

@botcheek482

4 жыл бұрын

@@ernestpaul2484 ik its reality but that dosent stop it from being disgusting

@MrVlad12340

4 жыл бұрын

CeLeRy_ StIcK seconded from Russia. My great-grandfather who was a tank crewman had to pick the “bits” from the tracks and then wash the blood off with a bucket.

@frankborr3395

4 жыл бұрын

What means fjorded?

I thought the Russians would just give it a vodka bath.

@aniksamiurrahman6365

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, in terms of water consumption, Russians look most efficient. But the question is, did they managed to clean it up well?

@aniksamiurrahman6365

4 жыл бұрын

@ Hei man, its just a joke, just like the video, so take it easy.

@kus0mak

4 жыл бұрын

Vodka (водка) is for internal use. Vody ( воды) is for external use.

@lycossurfer8851

4 жыл бұрын

They tried to but seemed to always be out of the stuff.........and had to substitute water

@lyubenkoa

4 жыл бұрын

AND WASTE VODKA?!?!?!? are you mad?

Wow, those German faucets are so powerful they also spit shine!