I hope these two continue forever. They just don’t have any dry moments.

How? I wake up, I say good morning, I'm nice to her, you know, the usual things that annoy women.

@elonfux2492

Жыл бұрын

Take the pants back, sir

@bobfalfa76

Жыл бұрын

@@elonfux2492 Don't get it confused, I'm no simp by any means. That's just the nature of women, regardless.

@jasonhastings5538

Жыл бұрын

Breathing!!!🤣🤣🤣

@yfi62dortoh

Жыл бұрын

Too accurate 😂

@Yippa391

Жыл бұрын

Nailed it

My wife cooks a mean dinner for me and I'm the one to clean it up every night. Glad to know there are other men who will help their wife clean up the kitchen.

The microwave thing drives me nuts and my husband does it intentionally all the dang time 😂😂😂

@aaronz9410

Жыл бұрын

"1:11" is it the time or is it what is left on the microwave? 🤣😂

I cured myself from not tightening the salad dressing cap. It was in the fridge and the cap was loose, and my routine is to shake it up on the way to the bar. Well, the cap fell off and there was stinky feet dressing (bleu cheese) on the the walls, the ceiling, the floor and myself, but none made it to my husband's salad. And he said, "That'll teach ya!"

Several years ago I woke my wife from a sound sleep at 6:00 a.m. and I asked "What are you doing?" she said "I was sleeping why?" I said "It's Groundhog Day and we gotta get up to see Punxsutawney Phil on TV". I can't write her response but yes we are still married lol.

I love when those two guys just talk about life. I can relate to everything they both said. Awesome job! Oh and all I have to do is look at my laptop like I am now while watching a movie together....she thinks I should watch movies like she does. LOL

@joshuabranson74

Жыл бұрын

Well you should sometimes you should make an effort to pay attention to something she wants to watch not saying you have to do it all the time because I would be brutal but sometimes you have to sacrifice a good relationship is 50 50

😂😂 Mike's answer was too quick. All the time everyday.

My wife has songs that she absolutely can't stand. So I will find places in conversation to quote lyrics from those songs just to get it stuck in her head.

We've had this respect conversation before. When the "young" drivers came in, specifically Jeff Gordon, you, the Busch Brothers, Joey... All of y'all have spawned the respect conversation at one point or another. The new kids have to prove they aren't scared. Disrespecting people is one surefire way of exclaiming that you're not afraid. Then, the vets take the kids to school and the cycle repeats itself over again.

@scubasteev

Жыл бұрын

That's how it was for years. Now, there's not much more risk than Iracing and they ain't gonna get scared...these kids can all handle a few bruises here and there.

I enjoyed watching Byron & Reddick racing each other hard but neither one was going to take the other out for a win. Even the front couple rows racing were racing hard but not a deliberate ‘take out’! My husband & I had fun & a lot of humor. A wonderful 26 years before he unexpectedly passed away. God I miss him 💔

I love it when you guys talk about this important stuff!!!

Denny talking about the lack of respect is hilarious when you remember how he punted Chase at Martinsville. That wasn’t just a “bump and run”

It's something I got from my dad that he would say to my mom. In the most pessimistic, condescending way possible after my mother would kinda nag at him about a chore or extra bill that needed immediate attention he would say Yes Dear. I took it and perfected it by adding a sigh before the words Yes Dear. Nothing escalates an argument like a couple...sigh yes dears.

omg I had such a shitty day and this cracked me up!!! Thank you!

@bonesdoes6142

Жыл бұрын

Ditto

The best conversation about marriage I’ve ever heard. 😂

Raise hell, praise dale! God bless you bubba! Keep it up

This was PRICELESS 🤣 My late husband Angel Eye's and I always played practical jokes on each other instead of annoying each other. He actually put Karo Syrup in my shampoo bottle one time. It was absolutely hysterically funny 🤣🤣🤣 A friend of mine thought it was awful and she said she would've been furious!! I told her that it was truly hysterically funny 😂.

@jamescaron6465

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry you lost him.

@joshuabranson74

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a great relationship

@mikesowell7969

Жыл бұрын

My wife wouldn’t speak to me for a week if I put syrup in her shampoo bottle!

@onionhead5780

Жыл бұрын

A sense of humor is a great trait. You’re a keeper. He was a lucky man. And I’m sorry for your loss.

@danharris59

Жыл бұрын

That sounds hilarious. I'd do that but I pay for her shampoo and conditioner. She's using every last drop of it. 🤣🤣🤣. I'd may have to do it to her bodywash though 🤔🤣

Though I love all the NASCAR content, I also love this side of the podcast where they talk about normal Life things

I love jumping out around corners and scaring my spouse and kids :-)

Dale seems like he's annoyed by Mike most days. Lol

@lunemagick2903

Жыл бұрын

I know I am,everytime he opens his mouth,he goes on & on and basically doesn't say shit.I wish Matthew was back and had Mike's place at the table.

Once my son thought it would be fun to write in that wash off marker paint on my wife's car, "honk if your happy." ... I said no. No one will honk for that, so I wrote, "HONK FOR TITS!" .... This was 2020... She's just recently began to forgive me.😂 I knew I had gone too far the minute I picked up the phone. She was NOT asmused

@Wizeup881

Жыл бұрын

I just wanted to add, that I know where this person that posted above works.

@MotorRacingNGravy

Жыл бұрын

​@@Wizeup881 Hooters?

@Wizeup881

Жыл бұрын

@@MotorRacingNGravy Do they sponsor?

After seeing this, it is very obvious that Mr. Davis has a sold gold, diamond laced man card. Love the channel guys!!!

When I'm riding in my husbands truck he puts his foot on the brake to watch my head bob because he thinks it's funny. He knows I don't like it but has been doing it for years just to annoy me - lol!

Mike put your hands down lol

awesome episode

I leave my empty beer cans on the kitchen counter....she hates it! 🤣😂

When she’s driving and I’ll say “easy does it Ayrton, we are not at Monaco”. She’s Brazilian.

I hear but I don't pay attention to it, then I'll ask her and she say's I told you that last night....... 🤣🤣

I got up and went to work after setting the alarms on a clock in the living room along with the microwave and oven 15 minutes apart

Y’all keep it up 💯 💯

I give people 100% respect, its up to them to keep it.

My husband does the water bottle cap thing too. It drives me crazy! Then I'm the one that spills the water everywhere! Actually, my husband drives a hauler for one of the teams. I would be happy to tell you which one so you can send someone to go open all of his water bottles and leave them half on. 😁

@MotorRacingNGravy

Жыл бұрын

Joe Gibbs... Come see me in Richmond this weekend 😂

We went full on smarthome a few years ago. My kid and I love to do this before we go to bed, "Alexa, turn off mom's lamp..." "BOYS! Stop it!" 🤣

Got to have French toast every Sunday night. Really bugs her but it’s so good. I love it!!

Finally someone says what I've been thinking all along. Hell Denny was the disrespectful guy at one time. This has been going on since NASCAR started. Now that he's an "old guy" he is seeing how he used to be.

I imitate the guy who says 'I need to try it first' (it sounds exact too 😂😂) in the Coke Zero ad they run incessantly during the races, so much so she'll get annoyed.

Amy should call in, it would make the show

I get the stomping complain too !😂

“Stomping” lol

Dammit Mike I thought Jr said to bury this and yet it was the first thing that popped up today😂😂😂😂😂

My wife doesn't flush the toilet after going #1 before going to bed at night in order to "save water".... little does she know, I flush twice in protest.

I don't do it to annoy my wife but I have to stop the microwave on 0:03 every time lol # DoItForDale

My granddaddy told me when I was younger “NASCAR is a bunch of hardheaded, rebellious, adrenaline junkie, monkey’s, driving some of the fastest cars, living on the edge of death, all for the love of it, and that’s why we love it so much”. That stuck with me

@roberthevern6169

11 ай бұрын

Grampas are right 99.9% of the time! I am one! I'll tell ya!! Mike is pretty adept at pulling opinions from Jr!! Norton and Kramden!! Oh geez, us old guys are droppin' like flies! Who the heck are Norton and Kramden I never miss any Dirty MO content!!

Dale Sr, once said, at a super speedway IROC race, "he tried to pinch me into the wall". Dale took him out, lol. annoy a woman? they annoy me, lol. the "snub" or ignore? in a sweet voice when she starts to talk four words, nope. You didn't listen to me, nope.

I simply tell my wife I’m in control and tell her to quit talking………then I watch for the facial expression 🤣

Been married for 21 yrs. Almost broke up on our second date because she left the A1 sauce top loose in a restaurant. I shook it and it went all over me. Back when I changed tires for Mike Garvey. We raced with you in the Busch series. Fun times.

I’ll be in a store and get done and come out to the parking lot. When my fiancé pulls up she doesn’t put the car in park, so when I open the door to the car she slowly lets off the brake so the car inches forward and I have to hop or jump into the moving car. It annoys me every time but it makes her laugh.

The jar lid thing………oh yes…….reach into the fridge for the pickles and pick up the jar by the lid and it comes off and spills the damn pickles all over the floor! I learned very quickly to check the tightness of jar lids and find them loose all the time. This has been going on for 54 years of marital bliss.😂 Wow, I have something in common with Dale Earnhardt Jr. !

My wife does that on the Microwave she leaves 3 seconds on It. Drives me crazy. 🤣🤣

Intentionally annoying my wife. She likes to have our thermostat at like low 60s. We are in a suburb of Chicago. During the winter I’m like- nope I turn it up… I mean up It annoys the efff out of her 😂

The microwave rings for me. Plus I won't set the thermostat or a volume or heat control switch to an odd number and my wife knows it and will change them in the house and vehicle as we are driving just because she knows. We have been married almost 37 years though.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣JR brain dead!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mike you playing a loosing game!!!🤣🤣🤣

Put every tv in the house on FS1! 😂

Give me Mark Martin any day... Respect, great racing, great strategy and he still had rivalries.

His dad would have answered that question about respect on the track completely different

I sprinkle water on the toilet seat. 😂

In the middle of her fussing at me, when I screw up, I'll look at her and say "huh?". I'm partial deaf in one ear. She'll get so frustrated that I didn't hear her that she will forget what she was upset about and no more argument lol.

I annoy mine by turning the toilet paper roll backwards on the holder

It's such an obvious PR move that it almost makes me mad. Make Dale JR the Driver Relations President and then he can communicate things that Nascar screws up week in week out. He cares, he's honest and willing to get his hands dirty.

@asbelade138...joanofarc

Жыл бұрын

we need this as a pinned comment soooo true. helped brong back a old track back into nascar for its 75th aniversary and dale jr was the most popular driver for a reason. he knows the ins and outs of nascar and is able to be able to speak well enough to lower the lingo for us common folk watchers to understand it

@roberthevern6169

11 ай бұрын

So true!

Talking about rookies sounds like talking about Canadians. Nicest people in the world but when you put a stick in their hand skates on their feet, they turn into animals.😂

I'm breathing.....! 🤷😂🤣

Leave the toilet seat up. Equal rights baby...why should I have to always put it back up 😂. Told her I'm gonna bungee cord it!

@lindaheflin3191

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't have kept you. full stop. 🤣😂🤣

Very funny love the anointing woman 👩

Anytime a Def leopard song comes on the radio I change it as quickly as possible. She can’t listen to that crap around me! lol 👍🏻💯🏁🇺🇸

My wife will purposely open every cabinet in the kitchen, knowing I'm gonna go insane lol

The wife annoying bit is great!

all I have to do Is put a dish In the sink. before I put It down she's getting up to wash It. or having to make tea. LOL

I'll stomp around a little harder... (Chiding, from your partner, often leads to something much better than no attention) that's too damn funny there junior

Being in the house lol But leaving the radio when I shut the car off so it comes on loud next time someone starts it

My wife hates if I complain about anything. So I wait until I finish a meal somewhere and then I'll complain about how bad it was. Even if it wasn't bad. Just messing with her. Lol 😆 🤣

put candy wrappers back in the candy bowl

My favorite is a classic. "Can you open this jar for me?" "Sure" *turns lid even tighter and hands it back* I'm kidding. I don't do this, because I don't have a wife.

I like Mike's take on it from your other video and agree that "hey, THIS is NASCAR and our identity". These drivers need to grow a pair and race. Not sure it is lack of respect, but rather good hard racing.

I walk around the house with my socks on. It drives my wife crazy 😂

@chrishamre2119

Жыл бұрын

And what better option is there?

My wife does the same thing with bottles and jars. Can't tell you how many pickle juice baths I've taken.

The Roush/Bill Davis connection from tic tac toe could have been Wally Dallenbach Jr as well. wally drove the 22 in the 1995 Bud at the Glen.

I breathe 😂

There was still guys out racing that you respected a lot when you started Dale Jr.. you mentioned the ones you didn't as much.. But you've said yourself Guys like Dale Jarret and Ward Burton you greatly deeply respected and probably raced them a little different because of that.. 95% of drivers now have none 0, they just race everybody the same way

I'm guessing the heavy foot is your right one? 😂

So I have a question, love the dale Jr. Downloads and like watching them on KZread and having visuals but these are only portions of the full shows correct? Is there any other place to "watch" the full downloads or is the full shows only audio? Thanks

Mt ex had a lot of hanging basket plants in our house. Whenever she would water them, she would put too much in and it would drip on the floor. I'd come along and clean it up and put the basket in the sink. She would get mad because, her being 5'-1" couldn't hang them back up. I started putting them in the sink whether they were dripping or not.

I'm a retired air traffic controller... So... While in an engaged conversation with my wife, I have intentionally started multiple conversations with adjacent friends at the same time. All while maintaing focus on each conversation. (it's prickish, I know) But, it's like a double shot of esspresso to the dopamine gland, whew! Cheers!

Breathing

Not that I do it deliberately, but I always forgot our anniversary. One year I forgot it and went to a Falcons game,, that was painful. So I was telling my brother-in-law about maybe having our anniversary date tattooed over my heart backward so that I would see it in the mirror every day. He said "Aw hell no, I'm having 'Married - D.N.R' tattooed over my heart". It only took a half a second for both women to stomp in there! Now after 43 years we celebrate our anniversary for four days in November, and if they don't hit the right one, it's not my fault,,, I got the Married D.N.R. tattoo.

Dale tell Amy it’s from your years of racing with a heavy foot. It used to pay the bills and still does Lol

Lol, wasn't that Dale talking about the aincent bottle of fluid he had on top of his tool chest? Did that have a lid on it Dale? Did it?!?

@NickJohnsonSaxophone

Жыл бұрын

I think it was the refrigerator outside in his garage but yes this is true! 😂😂

I leave items in the walmart sack, and stick them in the fridge or on the pantry shelf. Because, I want those items to stay together for a purpose. My husband hates it!

I simply exist 😅. That's all it takes after 35 years 😂.

the worst thing you can do to someone who loves you is stop a conversation to answer a phone call or text - that says " you are not important "

Wow! My husband has said that I have a heavy walk though the house. But he leaves lights on, When I get home as I make my way though the house I am turning lights off as I go. It's nuts cuz I don't work so he is paying extra money out of his check to pay for the lights in the house to be on. But they are LED so it's not that much he says. LOL! He got pissed at me once cuz I walked through the house and tuned on every light we had, to make a point. For sure the microwave still having time left on it, I hate that. My husband also is on his phone all the time, Same as Jr. people texting and what not. I like to annoy him and say that I am taking his truck somewhere tomorrow, and he is like NO! But he takes my car all the time.

I just say “what” and get her to ask the question at least 3 times…drives her nuts because she knows I’m doing it

My wife is blind. It has never bothered her and she is the most fun person in the world to be around. When we were younger, we would go to a Mexican rest. I love HOT salsa. She likes mile, so we would get a bowl for each of us. I switched them once. She got a taste of the HOT salsa. I will never forget her saying, "Oh honey!!!". (P.S. She drank my beer to cool it down).

Asking her to verify something she just said.

Un alphabetized the cabinet 😂

Jrrrr is so competitive

My wife doesn't like "sexist" remarks. About 15 years or so ago I took over the laundry as she was having knee trouble and the laundry room is downstairs. Since then she has had both knees replaced and I'm still doing the laundry. When I'm heading downstairs to the laundry room I always tell her that I have "Man's" work to do! She perks right up but doesn't say anything because I'm still helping out.

At Christmas time when company is coming over, I replace one of the wise men in the navitity display with a same size statue of Porky Pig. Whoa!!!

@bobzilla5472

Жыл бұрын

T-Rex also works nicely.

Change the time to different times on all clocks, microwave and stove.

When I'm scrambling eggs I will beat them hard with a fork until my wife says "that's enough!" For some reason she hates the sound of the fork hitting the bowl.