Little did Cassini know that he would later *become* a satellite

@markcooper-jones7494

4 жыл бұрын

Urgh, we've missed a trick there...

@timothygreen5730

4 жыл бұрын

@@markcooper-jones7494 There are so many jokes packed in; you can't hit them all.

@danilov114

4 жыл бұрын

Plus...

@doomedmessenger

4 жыл бұрын

And we'd crash him into a planet!

@1224chrisng

4 жыл бұрын

then burn up into bits in Saturn

talking in french "well i'll turn on captions to see what they're saying" captions are also in french "well then, keep your secrets"

@purple-flowers

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to map men! Map men map men map map map men men. "sir, I would like a map, very big, of my France." "Bof! I am starting" "zut alors! What's this?"

@sergarlantyrell7847

4 жыл бұрын

Keep your secrets... or learn French.

@brotimwelt

4 жыл бұрын

i speak french but i am loyal to secrets sorry

@brotimwelt

4 жыл бұрын

un loyal jerk

@brotimwelt

4 жыл бұрын

thats for you nick

To be fair, the claim that he marked every petrol station isn't wrong.

@maxpuente6291

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna like this comment. The number is just about right

@maxpuente6291

4 жыл бұрын

@@egesanl1 nooo it was at 69!!! its way higher now tho so i guess I'll like

@zzing

4 жыл бұрын

It is vacuously true!

@brycehawken1833

4 жыл бұрын

There were no unmarked petrol stations in the entire nation

@thomasmartin1514

4 жыл бұрын

We're so close to 690, come on and if it's there DO NOT LIKE.

"Monsieur, je voudrais un carte…" " *UNE* carte…" Good one, we franglais speakers have all been there

@AMSASH

4 жыл бұрын

franglais

@DeoIgnition

4 жыл бұрын

Yea I've been there

@stephaniesummer2663

4 жыл бұрын

That could be a vid of me in French class

@lukesmith8896

4 жыл бұрын

*UNE CROISSANT?*

@naufalzaid7500

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukesmith8896 Désolé, Je viens de Belgique.

“How much does it cost?” “You can try it out for free!” Way to dodge the question

@rosesmellpoo

4 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if this is honest satire or just not understanding the sentence

@tylisirn

4 жыл бұрын

@@QueueWithACapitalQ Not anymore, now it costs infinity dollars, since nowadays it's software as service monthly subscription.

@livingsalami6529

4 жыл бұрын

tylisirn this is why I’ll never use photoshop

@LuizAlexPhoenix

4 жыл бұрын

@@livingsalami6529 You mean that old software I pirated the moment it went live as subscription based? Still haven't met a person in college without a pen drive or two like this.

@Dockhead

4 жыл бұрын

@@LuizAlexPhoenix just makes me laugh at society and how we encourage this system, hoorah to the poor i say! (the system of conjuring money constantly through a subscription service)

The French map men intro is the best thing I've ever heard

@hororskull

4 жыл бұрын

It was for me too until I found out this video's outro is a French version of the theme song for a show called Count Duckula.

@rachelthesheep

4 жыл бұрын

@@hororskull Imagine caring

@vuxigeck5281

4 жыл бұрын

@@hororskull Oh! I remember that one!

@SilverCanary1

4 жыл бұрын

@@hororskull lmao. but surely itshould be count triangular theme?!

@kortess7900

4 жыл бұрын

They missed one "carte"

Fun fact : the caricatural French "disguise" the lads use is actually specifically from Brittany. Back in the day Breton onion sellers (also known as Onion Johnnies) would travel to Great Britain wearing their trademark "marinière" (blue/white horizontal striped shirt) and bérets, and that became how the British saw the French.

@gustavszile8146

2 жыл бұрын

So by all means, the Brits made their own stereotype of France from the Bretons who were from Britain as well lel

@badaboum2

2 жыл бұрын

@@gustavszile8146 Bretons are from Brittany, a region of France, though I understand the confusion.

@gustavszile8146

2 жыл бұрын

@@badaboum2 I know they're from Brittany, its just that the Bretons originally migrated from Britain itself, orginally being the Celtic Britons of the land, hence why I made the joke that they set up the stereotypical Frenchman themselves.

@NoahSpurrier

2 жыл бұрын

@@gustavszile8146 I thought it was the other way around.

@Nathan_Avril

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was wondering why he had onions on him...

Fun fact about 2:57 - prior to 1888 every single map in the world accurately portrayed the number and location of petrol stations.

@tigrytime658

10 ай бұрын

And all cinemas

@kampfpanzerleopard346

9 ай бұрын

@@tigrytime658 and all McDonald's restaurants

@danielcrud9345

12 күн бұрын

@@tigrytime658 And all airports

IDK, the British had a few attempts at shrinking France in the past.

@jamiesmith3396

4 жыл бұрын

h91 germans too

@user-mj2jm7yl9x

4 жыл бұрын

And the Spanish

@Larandar

4 жыл бұрын

IDK, maybe France is just a superior country in every way possible and Britain was jealous 🤣🤣🤣

@user-mj2jm7yl9x

4 жыл бұрын

@@Larandar Come at me boi😂😂 I shall repeat Agincourt

@jackbarnes7432

4 жыл бұрын

@@Larandar Lol no

really making their gcses in french work for them today

@Jablicek

4 жыл бұрын

And their A level history.

@AndyNicholson

4 жыл бұрын

I think Jay lived in France for a short while at one point

@ThinWhiteAxe

4 жыл бұрын

I've just been learning French and so I got a huge kick out of that intro

@elliemaybl8757

4 жыл бұрын

Andy Nicholson I think it was quite a few years - In other videos he seems rather fluent

@skarrambo1

4 жыл бұрын

Jay is pretty fluent in French actually, he even lived in France for a bit

that feel when you take so long to make a map the monarchy has been dismantled

@andknuckles101

2 жыл бұрын

It's like five minutes in France

@doubtful_seer

2 жыл бұрын

@@andknuckles101 and less minutes to revolution

@raffriff42

2 жыл бұрын

The Great Trigonometrical Survey, commissioned by the East India Company, wasn't completed before the Company itself was, a hundred years later. The moral here is obviously never to start mapping anything, it's bad luck.

@brutusthebear9050

Жыл бұрын

Well of course. The Monarchy is dismantled, so nobody is paying your paycheque. No reason to continue working on it.

@johnnotrealname8168

Жыл бұрын

@@raffriff42 Sorry there is a grammatical flurry here which is confusing me Edit: .

The brilliant comment at 2:36 was actually said by Louis XIV on a preparatory map by Cassini Senior (the one of the coasts). And it is even more snarky! _"Ces chers messieurs de l'Académie, avec leurs grands travaux, m'ont coûté une partie de mon royaume et m'ont pris plus de territoire que tous mes ennemis réunis !"_ "Those dear gentlemen of the [Royal] Académie [of Sciences], with their grand works, have cost me a part of my kingdom and have took more territory from me than all my enemies combined!"

@000marioshi000

3 жыл бұрын

@@bibekanandahansda2926 But Mark also said "the King, who by now was a different King", which couldn't have been the case if the Cassinis started their work under Louis Èxaïvi. But frankly, that's a minor detail, and the quote is just too good to be ruined by this!

@laughsatchungus1461

2 жыл бұрын

He then laughed about it after he said it and was actually a good chap! Was kinda misrepresented in the video but still

@Peter1986C

2 жыл бұрын

@@000marioshi000 "Louis Èxaïvi" Louis Le Quatorzième. (if my French is worth anything)

@anferrr

2 жыл бұрын

@@Peter1986C would just be "quatorze" but quite close enough ;)

@bowviolin

2 жыл бұрын

"I actually said zis"

"When Cassini googled satellite photography, he found an article saying that it wouldn't be invented for another 300 years." F.

@Mousy677

4 жыл бұрын

f for fotografy...

@andreaaristokrates9516

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mousy677 stop the heresy. Jk, I'm actually more of a descriptivist, with preferences, so stop the heresy.

@MrKholishUmar

4 жыл бұрын

Press F to pay respect

@LM-dj6gc

4 жыл бұрын

f

@peffiSC2source

4 жыл бұрын

Considering his Dynasty was halfway there when they stopped their work, it's not that much time.

THE WHEEL SPINS AND LANDS ON FRANCE. - -The Technical Difficulties- Les Difficultés Techniques

@aathish04

4 жыл бұрын

Now you've made me sad that there'll be no more Citation Needed. Why, Tom, why?

@OptimumPx

4 жыл бұрын

The wheel is just an arrow with the word "France" written on it.

@simeondermaats

4 жыл бұрын

THE WHEEL IS FIFTY PERCENT FRANCE

@cesariojpn

4 жыл бұрын

@@aathish04 Check out "Matt and Tom" channel. They have a successor of sorts called "These two are lying."

@nixtheclause9984

4 жыл бұрын

There is no wheel. It’s just a piece of cardboard with “FRANCE” written on it and an arrow glued on.

French: haha british funny haha Britain: haha french funny haha What a wholesome relationship full of jokes and roasts

@juandgm6171

3 жыл бұрын

It just took over a thousand years to form

@hi-ve1cw

2 жыл бұрын

Not just roasts, rosbifs!!

@klaxoncow

2 жыл бұрын

@@juandgm6171 ...and, of course, no-one at any point was killed.

@Ro_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@klaxoncow *We'll be right back!*

@legorobert5378

2 жыл бұрын

Bri'ain*

0:47: “Mister. I need... a map.” “A map?” “A map, yes, a map. Very big. Of my... France.”

@moonagaming6068

3 жыл бұрын

thx

@quaggykiwi8557

2 жыл бұрын

"okay! ill start!"

@ryguygaming06

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot that most viewers of this channel don't speak french and couldn't understand this part.

@quaggykiwi8557

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryguygaming06 same here lol

@withastone

2 жыл бұрын

"I need *an map" is the joke

A Masters in French all to be able to spot the translation of the Count Duckula theme as the credits rolled. Surely worth every penny of the loan I'm still paying back.

@Krokrodyl

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Though the actual song goes : Au cœur de la Transylvanie Il mange que des spaghettis C'est le pire des vampires, ce [Mordicus] Il ne mange pas de canard Il n'aime que les épinards Ce coquin de végétarien [mordicus] Si vous avez envie de rire Venez tous voir ce vampire C'est un canard canular [Mordicus] Comte Mordicus...

@s.m.2523

4 жыл бұрын

Funnily they didn't even use the translation the translated cartoon used.

@jadeforeman131

4 жыл бұрын

S. M. That’s because Jay decided it was funny before he realised there was a French version.

@ernestvanophuizen461

4 жыл бұрын

@@jadeforeman131Also, Duc Cul is so much ruder than Mordicus

@fomoran

4 жыл бұрын

I was all set to relisten and work out why I heard him say sounded like 'arse' in french... So, the truth is an amusing one, but I had hoped for something rather different

Funny to see that Jay is still stealing food 11 years later...

@JayForeman

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Hadn’t even thought of that!

@onionbot2

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, hello!

@rozabbott1367

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, its half alsleep Chris?!?

@tnfsg1866

3 жыл бұрын

Steeeallinggg food stealing food, stealing food food food

@sajedanallawar9300

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I find random KZreadrs Another sub

This is actually kind of an incredible insight about Napoleon's strategy. Having far more accurate maps and more importantly an accurate to scale map would be an insane way to have an advantage over enemies who were using outdated maps, all the way up until ww1 and planes

@DanieliusGoriunovas

2 жыл бұрын

Heh, kind of like Russia today in Ukraine - there were many reports of Russians using 30+ year old maps for some cities... :V

@RKBock

Жыл бұрын

@@DanieliusGoriunovas given the state of eastern europe, I'd guess that it doesn't make any difference whatsoever. most cities do not significantly change over 30 years anyway. yes, shops come and go, and some new buildings get build, but generally, the same old streets are where they used to be and no new districts suddenly appear. for some big cities, sure. in small cities? unlikely. especially in eastern europe.

@andrewhavrylei6333

Жыл бұрын

@@RKBock Yes, just don't mind paratroopers landing in forest. Well... there's supposed to be forest there. It's on the map! **shooting sounds** Ivan, I think that map is outdated **dies**

@erwannthietart3602

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewhavrylei6333 theres something called scouting ahead instead of rushing in blind, if they couldnt be bothered to check twice if the landing place was good then its on them not outdated maps

@user-sl7ie9te5r

Жыл бұрын

​@@erwannthietart3602 they are scouting ahead. By sending meat waves that die, revealing enemy positions

02:11. My last two brain cells during a test

It was an honour and a privilege to play such a small, silly accordion part for you. Cheers, Nathan.

@thesalandarian3314

3 жыл бұрын

ThePotatoKing ?

@silvercoulter

3 жыл бұрын

At 1:59 ?

@thesalandarian3314

3 жыл бұрын

Oh lol

@Barneyfromhalflife1

3 жыл бұрын

999st like

@TheDigitalrunner

3 жыл бұрын

@@Barneyfromhalflife1 Thanks, dude. It is an honour and a privilege to get 999 likes.

5 map men in a year. This is a Christmas miracle! Edit: my comment is 1.4k size of what it once was, smh. Double edit: Cassini Jr Jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr will be proud

@beegmaan1306

4 жыл бұрын

It is

@RoboLamp

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know the number of Cassinis it took to complete Cassini's project, but we've only had two map men through the entire show.

@holdmybeer

4 жыл бұрын

sorry i celebrate festivus, December 23. set your calender's!

@imbracedinmate4522

4 жыл бұрын

@@holdmybeer bof

@LeoPokemonBrasil1

4 жыл бұрын

Triple edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

4:10 The fact Jay is an actual father now makes this joke even funnier.

Napoleon: Good job Cassini Jr Jr Jr for your hard work I will reward you with J A I L, please enjoy your stay!

@dm-gq5uj

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that kinda sucked, didn't it? Generations of this family spent their lives traipsing around France measuring triangles and this is how you're rewarded. They would have been better off saying, to hell with it, I'm going to sit at a cafe and drink.

@syedferoz2188

3 жыл бұрын

@@dm-gq5uj don't forget the amount of money from the treasury the cassinis took for their map making, It would've cost a fortune for the king as he was financing the whe expedition

@Seraphiel123

3 жыл бұрын

Napoleon didn't throw Cassini Jr Jr Jr in prison. Cassini was imprisoned in 1794 but Napoleon didn't take power until 1799. It was the National Assembly (the precursor to Napoleon) who imprisoned Cassini. In fact, Napoleon really liked him and made Cassini a senator and a count which was unsurprising given Napoleon's large respect for and patronage of the sciences.

@Maxbotnick

2 жыл бұрын

*Robespierre

Your french is pretty decent, i'm actually surprised

@user-ky6vw5up9m

3 жыл бұрын

AlterHis many Englsh children do French at school to varying levels

@ChabrierAlexandre

3 жыл бұрын

Ptn alterhis, Ravi de te voir ici

@anthonycunningham8116

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ky6vw5up9m pretty sure a second language (in most schools, its French or Spanish) is compulsory from Primary school these days. It never used to be, but to my knowledge it has been for most of the 21st century.

@xotbirdox

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing to do with UK abysmal French lessons. Jay lived in France at one point, which is more than likely the reason.

@anthonycunningham8116

3 жыл бұрын

@@xotbirdox The teaching of French in the UK has improved quite substantially in recent years-especially the last 15 years or so.

I suddenly have this great urge to check out the Sizeable Courses Minus

@cogtroper

4 жыл бұрын

Seizures curses equals

@nerdyandawesome

4 жыл бұрын

It's the sizeable classes minus!

@GallifreyanCat

4 жыл бұрын

The Sizeable Courses What?

@Alex-cw3rz

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerdyandawesome are you sure it's not: pronounced lectures divide

@Fern635

4 жыл бұрын

Mighty lessons squared

“When Cassini googled satellite photography, he found an article saying it wouldn’t be invented for another 300 years” Hahah😂😂 Subscribed

@timothymclean

3 жыл бұрын

But does "it" refer to satellite photography or Google?

@fromfareast3070

3 жыл бұрын

@@timothymclean maybe both

@dashyandtato9476

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothymclean The subject of the sentence is Satellite Photography so that is “it”

"Hommes cartes, hommes cartes..." I lost it there. Bien joué

@rushthezeppelin

3 жыл бұрын

It's so funny I keep going back and just watching the intro.

@shreychaudhary4477

2 ай бұрын

it's so bad I'm learning about Hom-sets, which are categories or something, and whenever Hom Cat crosses my mind I go "Hommes cartes, hommes cartes..." i can't stop myself and now I am two weekes behind in math homework it's so joever

"plus ça change" lmao

@ker6349

4 жыл бұрын

He should've reported that France was only 10% smaller, right between 0 and 20%

@ar8338

4 жыл бұрын

Hey ! I found Jreg

@nickf.4788

4 жыл бұрын

JREG WATCHES JAY FOREMAN!!!!!! YES!!!

@jkid1134

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickf.4788 just this one video

@moonshinei

4 жыл бұрын

helll Gregory

Let's not forget Jays father's dying wish to join the great courses plus

@jhonbus

4 жыл бұрын

*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

@3snoW_

4 жыл бұрын

The great courses what?

@hakairyu1

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I think it's only right that you honour his dead father by clicking on the link in the description and start your free trial today with the Great Courses+.

@tinachristine4573

4 жыл бұрын

I've not forgotten. His ghost is haunting me.

@Metis1337

4 жыл бұрын

@@3snoW_ the great courses divides.

So good every time!

@rionspencer9947

3 жыл бұрын

I am questioning why I am the first person comment on this comment by a theme park KZread commenting on a geographical youtuber(s?)

@Jason-Clark235

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmmmmm hat are you doing here?

@C4H10N4O2

2 жыл бұрын

The intro was both terrible and awesome

3:56 Now he actually has a son.

Map time! Abandon everything you were doing. Yes, even you mister neurosurgeon!

@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012

4 жыл бұрын

For him maybe an exception; he was just in the throes of triangling through that brain 😅.

@sreckocuvalo8110

4 жыл бұрын

@@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 Aucune exception!

@sarahb3nyakar

4 жыл бұрын

I just opened up this yogurt

@detectiveshaft9990

4 жыл бұрын

But Mr patient won't be able to see the video without mister neurosurgeon's help. Therefore he gets to defer in exchange for getting others to watch!

@Okusar

4 жыл бұрын

@@detectiveshaft9990 Don't worry, the patient will never know what he missed - or much of anything at all after that, I suppose. Look, those organs aren't just going to _donate_ themselves, you know.

Alternate titles for the map men are: Atlas Allies Chart Companions Draft Dudes Globe Guys Histogram Homies Picture Pals Sketch Sidekicks World Workmates

@streyaa6521

4 жыл бұрын

"Atlas Allies" ur a fucken genius

@thorsteinj

4 жыл бұрын

«Kart-kompiser» in Norwegian, well actually it translates to Map Mates which would also work...

@TrueVelox

4 жыл бұрын

Draft Dudes, Draft Dudes, Draft Draft Draft Dudes Dudes

@NormalChannel95

4 жыл бұрын

Picture Perverts

@v0id_d3m0n

4 жыл бұрын

Love it

1:02 When Cassini googled "satellite photography", he found an article saying it wouldn't be invented for another 300 years. Should have used Bing.

@dvmas

Жыл бұрын

Anything but bing

@ThatJellydude

Жыл бұрын

It probably would've said "you have cancer"

It’s funny now that he has an actual son

I’m from Boston and I can confirm I have found many professors via random knocking

@respectedgentleman4322

4 жыл бұрын

Did you practice your knocking before?

@doubtful_seer

2 жыл бұрын

They’re actually really great at responding to (honest) questions via email or talking during office hours, even to people not enrolled in the school. I’ve been bothering professors since I was 14 in 2005 and never really had an experience of getting brushed off (ironically the only times I did get kind of ignored were by professors I was currently in the class of. But that was only two professors out of years of education).

I wish Jay would upload more, one of the few youtubers you actually get excited about when a new video comes out

@LostieTrekieTechie

4 жыл бұрын

Having to wait does mean each upload is an absolutely wonderful surprise.

@siiluviilu

4 жыл бұрын

Quality over quantity

@vdate

4 жыл бұрын

Alas, the price of high quality is long research times. (I admit, not as catchy as other 'the price of X is Y' phrases, but certainly no less true.)

@TR.372

4 жыл бұрын

Patreon

@user-ck3uu8rj3x

6 ай бұрын

I get excited when roseyblushes releases a new vid... or is that tiktok?

2:04 really enjoy the frenchification of the pronunciation of 'brutally' there

1:23 the bit of math: (a^2 * sin (B) * sin (C)) / (2 * sin (180 - B - C))

"Stop getting sidetracked, we're doing an ad for Great Courses Plus." I am noticing some meta shit in here.

@LootFragg

4 жыл бұрын

The Great Courses what?

@hamsterdaisy12

4 жыл бұрын

Sweary pants

@hongsengchan9855

2 жыл бұрын

@@LootFragg The Great Courses Exponent

4:09 this line aged well

3:13 Mark laughs like someone in a KZread video making a joke about watching KZread; Jay laughs like someone who has a KZread channel and can look at the viewer statistics

@Mordecrox

Жыл бұрын

I laugh because I can see an entire third of the video has been marked off as padding

1:58 The tone and wink makes that like 200x better.

@enderguardian7443

9 ай бұрын

did he say “nothing changes”?

@cobalt6911

9 ай бұрын

​@@enderguardian7443 plus ça change is what he said but its a phrase that means more things change, the more it stays the same i think

The 3 dislikes are the Cassinis that didn't live to see the map published

@Huntracony

4 жыл бұрын

There were four though, Cassini Junior Junior the Second also didn't see the map published (on acount of Napoleon stealing it).

Dear Jay, congratulations for your very good French accent. Sincerely. Juste a viewer glade that he could finely understand an English KZreadr speaking French

@edwardalborghetti4315

4 жыл бұрын

He speaks French

@zappawoman5183

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic that your last sentence, about being able to understand people, was itself difficult to understand. Are you okay?

@ayaoldacc3580

4 жыл бұрын

Just* Glad* Finally*

I love how there is "La Manche", "La Mer Mediterranée" and intead of the Atlantic Ocean it's just "L'Océan" singular

0:50 reminds me of my French oral exam

I like how "national footprint database" is comprised of htop, vim, cmatrix, and some system logs :)

@TheOneLichemperor

4 жыл бұрын

User Icon checks out.

@charlie-ej9nt

4 жыл бұрын

I think the left monitor was actually the hollywood command though, which is even more hilarious. It *does* consist of cmatrix, system logs, ssh fingerprint visualisations etc.

@klutz3955

4 жыл бұрын

Hah neeeeeeer- pls dont hack me

@zeristor

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie I came here to level up my terminal skillz, I salivated at such touch-ery. I’ve been learning to touch type really fast for three years, tmux is next on my list....

I somehow believe that a national footprint database would have at least one image of a yeti stored somewhere in it.

I love this, At the time "Jay Jr" was just a funny gag, But now Jay has actually become a dad! Congrats Jay! Now we wait for the REAL Jay Jr to make his first cameo on the channel!

@lilyfox313

Жыл бұрын

I'm assuming you saw it, but for anyone who hasn't, he was in a Surf Shark and at the end of Jay's first unfinished London on the tube map (14?)

There is one sidenote I would like to place next to the four generations thing: in those days, it wasn't uncommon at all for sons to take up the same profession as their fathers. If your father was a carpenter, you became a carpenter too, because he taught you all the tricks of the trade. So in that sense, four generations of Cassini's all being cartographers wasn't that unusual. Of course, that they all worked on one giant project for that long is pretty incredible.

@johnnotrealname8168

Жыл бұрын

I reckon people get that, le Kings of France. Heck Louis XIV did not even manage to hand off to a son but you get my point. Although I would expect some maneuvering amount the nobility of the robe and intellectuals.

@davilimalol4612

10 ай бұрын

I mean, the lifelong job security for such a giant task is pretty cool.

Merci d'avoir fait un épisode sur notre beau pays qu'est la France ! I'm sure many French people watch your videos :)

@adamuppsala1931

3 жыл бұрын

Exactement!

@princhard8911

2 жыл бұрын

On est là

@amandined1617

Жыл бұрын

Leur utilisation de "Bof" m'a particulièrement perturbée, incompréhension totale dans ma langue maternelle

@lauremasson3719

Жыл бұрын

@@amandined1617 et la chanson de la fin aussi, je ne sais pas d'où elle sort !

@magalicochet4327

7 ай бұрын

Est-ce que Jay est francophone de naissance. Son français est parfait.

Can you believe that companies are paying millions to get ads half that good. Nice job, didn't skip it.

@bruhz_089

3 жыл бұрын

I skipped it

4:10 "Didn't know he had a son". Now he does!

And now Jay Jr. is real.

He is back again! *we can now happily enjoy this for another few weeks* *maybe months*

@brendansimonis3488

4 жыл бұрын

A third of the video was a sponsor ad too

@gmgunnhildr2711

4 жыл бұрын

Brendan Simonis watch the sponsor ads too, they’re hilarious

lyrics: "Hommes cartes, Hommes cartes, Hommes, hommes, Hommes cartes! Cartes"

@mkuc6951

4 жыл бұрын

No the ending should be Hommes...

@Huntracony

4 жыл бұрын

@@mkuc6951 It isn't though. They switched the words around.

@Near_Void

4 жыл бұрын

@@mkuc6951 its french. The order of words is different, for some reason

Rulers asking learned men to be accurate then being angry that the results aren't politically "accurate" enough is a story as old as time, innit?

@Green24152

3 жыл бұрын

huh

@RabbiHerschel

3 жыл бұрын

Nowadays the so-called "learned men" are nothing of the kind and produce fraudulent "science" to prop up the ideology of the ruling class, much as they did in the days of the Soviet Union.

@Green24152

3 жыл бұрын

@@RabbiHerschel what

@scottydu81

3 жыл бұрын

@@Green24152 I mean, he’s not wrong but it is a little out of place here

@doubtful_seer

2 жыл бұрын

@@RabbiHerschel no, you’re just channeling the Luddites.

Any channel that finishes one of its videos with an acoustic, Renaud-style version of the theme tune of Count Duckula is good enough for me.

2:16 Your sound editor needs a raise

1:12 "I wonder if Google Maps will work on this piece of paper..?" :D that's exactly why I will remain subscribed to your channel forever, Jay.

@JayForeman

4 жыл бұрын

A reference to the BEST video on KZread!!

@LootFragg

4 жыл бұрын

I'm at a loss. Please enlighten me. Where is that quote from? What video? Please share.

@Fodi_be

4 жыл бұрын

@@LootFragg Look for Markets of Britain by Peter Serafinowicz and Robert Popper. Then become completely hooked, enjoy Birds of Britain, Building a Human and binge watch both series of Look Around You.

@LootFragg

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fodi_be I thank you so much for Titt Vision.

So funny as Jay actually has a son now 😂😂😂

If you managed that deadpan cable cut in one take that's absolutely incredible

@JayForeman

2 жыл бұрын

You didn’t notice me fail to cut it first time and struggle not to corpse?

@JamieCurrant

2 жыл бұрын

@@JayForeman the failing I noticed, the struggling I actually didn't

2:13 Those there, my friend, are high-quality Hollywood sound effects. You won't find any better ones.

@namkedi

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jammehrmann1871

3 жыл бұрын

@@namkedi the monotone-ness makes it even funnier

Finally my french degree is coming in handy

@simonjack0071

4 жыл бұрын

So... What did they talked about?

@Demiglitch

4 жыл бұрын

Bof

@mandarinsandclementines2997

4 жыл бұрын

@@simonjack0071 dunno maps and whatever

3:55 Hits different now that Jay is actually a dad

As a French person, I am genuinely impressed by their accent.

Been waiting so long for another Jay Foreman upload I’m now my grandson.

An entire day of hardship, of school, of studies and of homeworks and at night what you get, a Jay Foreman video. You ended all my frustration mate.

As a surveyor I loved this and I also had a serious eye-twitch when the tape measurements weren't horizontal (error propagation, here we come!)

jay’s french in the intro was pretty spot on god damn

0:50 me taking my gcse french speaking and having absolutely no idea what to say

@auxencefromont1989

4 жыл бұрын

Mister, i would like a map. A map ? A map, yes a map. (Joke on un/une) very big... of my.... France

The fact that there are no surrender jokes in the comment section says much about the quality of the video

@TheRedKing247

4 жыл бұрын

Surrender jokes have been played out to death and really aren't funny when France has in actuality, won 80% of the wars it was a part of.

@LootFragg

4 жыл бұрын

I tried my hands at one but I have quickly given up. Zut alors!

@watchm4ker

3 жыл бұрын

No, this was back when a white flag meant "Oh crap, the King's angry!"

@craniumtea5137

3 жыл бұрын

@@LootFragg so you have ....... .......... ............Surrendered

@oleggarntsarik

3 жыл бұрын

I guess they tried to come up with one but eventually gave up

As French native..... I LOVED THE INTRO

"I'm Napoleon" did me in 😁 3:31

More Mapmen? Praised be this day! C'est bon

@ThinWhiteAxe

4 жыл бұрын

Ç'est très bon

@nofancypants

4 жыл бұрын

C'est trop bon!

@gaellemat

4 жыл бұрын

miam.

Dropped everything when I saw the notification.

@ludwig2345

4 жыл бұрын

same

@ThinWhiteAxe

4 жыл бұрын

-Map Men- Hommes Cartes owe me a new phone

2:50 You guys really loved playing Lemmings didn't you?

2:30 this is a very good interpretation of a very bad french accent. Love it!

0:05 Translation: "We are the best, the English smell like Scottish Beef."

My knowledge of french: Oui Oui Bonjour and *_HOHNONONONONOHNO_*

@scintillam_dei

3 жыл бұрын

French is the most romantic language. English is nothing compared to French in that category. I merely IMITATED French and my mom tried to seduce me. I wish it were just a joke.

@Retaliatixn

3 жыл бұрын

@@scintillam_dei What are you doing non-step mother ?

@ghosty5767

3 жыл бұрын

I only know how to say i want to go pee, it's midnight and i cant fall asleep, Mademoiselle Noir french part and a bit of deniere danse (the part about mixing the sky, day and night) Not very usefull since I will probably never go to France.

@Victorsandergamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@scintillam_dei La douceur du foyer Alabama

@scintillam_dei

3 жыл бұрын

@@Victorsandergamer No te entiendo.

"I didn't know he had a son!" - well he does now! Congratulations Jay (and obviously more congratulations to your wife who did all the hard work!)

3:36 Ah, he has a Napoleon complex.

Thank you for uploading. I really appreciate it.

The german map men intro is a little less catchy. Kartemänner, Kartemänner, Karte karte männermännermänner

@paradoxmo

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Kartemänner, Kartemänner, Karte karte karte männermänner (männer)

@MABfan11

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like Rammstein to me

@simfanyt6710

3 жыл бұрын

In German, these two parts "die Karte (f.)" (the map) and "die Männer (m. pl.)" (the men) would be connected by a little 'n', a so-called interfix, so it have to be written and said as "Kartenmänner" and not "Kartemänner"

@buksi6342

3 жыл бұрын

Even less catchy in Finnish. Karttamiehet, karttamiehet, kartta kartta kartta miehet miehet.

@BBeret

3 жыл бұрын

Muži map, muži map, muži muži muži map map map. I guess Czech works fine.

I've just discovered you and I don't know how I've gone so long without these fantastic videos in my life!!! So so so so SO funny and educational, never thought I'd care about maps but this is actually very interesting. YOU DESERVE MORE SUBSCRIBERS 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

0:38 Its pronounced "louis croix vé baton"

@alextyy

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@jamesbond6214

4 жыл бұрын

Eh?

@breuschbarbare0248

4 жыл бұрын

le compte il ai bon c'est seize quand mème.

@sariputraa

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbond6214 it's a reference to famous french humorists playing school boys who know nothing about france; instead of louis the 16th they say : louis croix vé baton (louis cross V stick) kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqp6q9ZmYretgag.html

@iwatochmyna9764

4 жыл бұрын

A mort Louis croix V bâton !

*French translations:* 0:10: "Welcome to Map Men. We are the men. And that's it! The map!" _♫ Map Men, Map Men_ _Map, map, map Men. Men._ 05:46: _♫ In the heart of Transylvania._ _♫ In the castle of vampires._ _♫ There is no more mad vampire than Ducule._ _♫ He will not bite the beast or the man_ _♫ because he is a vegetarian_ _♫ And things never go as planned for Ducule._

Dear sponsors, if you don't like the humor Jay carries on to the ad, remember: I'd rather use a service Jay joked about than a service which ads are exactly the same everywhere on KZread. Spending money on him is worth it.

Brilliant channel guys. Always learn something while having a little laugh. Cheers. Sending power and blessings from Melbourne Australia

03:16 I love how genuinely happy Jay is in this scene.

Best British comedy on KZread. Keep up the good work.

The French English Accent sounds like Mumble Rap

@Szaam

4 жыл бұрын

Mumb Le Rap

Would be great if you could explain the French cliché with the garlic’s collar, lads :) I’m french and know about it but other french viewers might not be aware of the context surrounding this folklore anecdot dating back from war :) Maybe a video would be a interesting idea, wouldn’t be? Anyway thank you for the story behind the triangles that have shrunk french territory :)

@no1fanofthepals

Жыл бұрын

I think they are onions but either way, they come from Breton onion sellers (or Onion Johnnies) that came to Britain (especially Wales) wearing the blue and white striped shirt (marinière). These onion sellers usually had onions on a string as well which is where it comes from. Considering most British people would have only seen French people like this (during the 1830s to 1930s), the stereotypes of French people came from them.

@TheHuncestleo

Жыл бұрын

@@no1fanofthepals and you’re absolutely right :) Un grand merci pour cette explication que je connaissais, morbleu :)

The intro, the content, the ads. Cracks me up. Keep doing what you’re doing!

Accurate accuracy is my favorite type of accuracy.

@XalphYT

4 жыл бұрын

It is definitely preferable to inaccurate accuracy.

@ThinWhiteAxe

4 жыл бұрын

I'm fond of approximate accuracy

@campkira

4 жыл бұрын

that thing is a bit off.....

Y'as pas à dire, tes vidéos me feront toujours marrer, Merci Jay ! :D

After taking a peek at the English Wikipedia article about the Cassini Map or Academy's Map and finding it to be very sparce and short it reminded me of how much more information is available in this video. Thanks for your hard work.

Merci beaucoup pour les vidéos!