"Father, I'm crippled!" - "No Shit! What else is new?"

@chelsea5708

4 жыл бұрын

5:17

@daveymccall1809

4 жыл бұрын

im in tears

3:50 "Chuck Dickens, Charles if you will" "i will". lool.

@explodingsofa1563

4 жыл бұрын

Good ol' Chuck Dicky.

... And Tiny Tim came bouncing down the lane and said: "Father, I'm crippled!"

@lysanderthemagician6413

5 жыл бұрын

Alden Legge and Bob Crachit said, “No shit. What else is new?”

@lauramaue793

5 жыл бұрын

@@lysanderthemagician6413 "God bless us, every one" can suck it. These are the *truly* timeless lines from the book.

@marksme

5 жыл бұрын

No shit! lol

@tiffanifarrington4039

4 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious!!!

@sarahadair7320

4 жыл бұрын

666 comments 😂😂😂

“Father I’m crippled. No shit, what else is new” 😂

@dwms6400

4 жыл бұрын

😂 that part

Colin Hanks performance when he starts performing "A Christmas Carol" is probably one of the best scenes in Drunk History for sure, it was so well acted

4:58 I just love how the actor's glasses fell off and he just went with it lmao

@jannyjanjanet

5 жыл бұрын

I think it was on purpose.

@NolaChinese

5 жыл бұрын

Still pretty amazing that the glasses dropped on cue.

@SuperDungeonBoy

5 жыл бұрын

LOL sooooo funny I watched it 20 times XD and he smacks the book lol

@ExpressATrain

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he nailed that scene

@cindykq8086

3 жыл бұрын

Guy's a pro.

The Christmas spirit of whatever the f#$% happened before. This is now cannon.

“And Tiny Tim came bouncing down the lane! And he said “Farher, I’m crippled.” And Bob Cratchet said “No sh*t! What else is new?”” -Charles Dickens

Colin Hanks is such an underrated actor. Everything he has done is great from this to the season of Dexter he was on... perfect.

@verillo14

4 жыл бұрын

Justin Pipes don't forget the one he was in mad men

@troubleseller5562

4 жыл бұрын

And Fargo

@pandamaci1515

4 жыл бұрын

Bánd of brothers as well

@maxhydekyle2425

4 жыл бұрын

I loved him on Dexter, people really don't like the way they did the twist, but I still do.

@ceruleantear1

4 жыл бұрын

He will always be Alex from Roswell to me.

I think this may be my favorite storyteller I've seen in a Drunk History, and that's saying something

@SpecialAgent-zn1vv

5 жыл бұрын

IKR!

@dlxmarks

5 жыл бұрын

Phil's decades of monologue radio work makes him perfect for this show.

@Kaddywompous

5 жыл бұрын

Hendrie’s a goddamn radio genius.

@sherrifrazier5722

4 жыл бұрын

Mine toooooo

@q3aryoko

4 жыл бұрын

Phil Hendrie man, hes been doing this for a loooooong long time. i was so pleasantly surprised to see him on the show, its awesome.

He was very good. If there was a spin-off of this show, called Drunken Professor, he'd be perfect. Teach whatever subject lol

I died when he snapped his fingers and slapped the book 😂🤣

::Slaps book::

@phyllishahart6111

5 жыл бұрын

SimonSays that’s how I always begin my reading 😂😂

@szeth14

5 жыл бұрын

U can fit so many fuckin Ghosts in this bad boy

@mollyholmebbesen

4 жыл бұрын

SimonSays **book slaps back** Newton’s second law y’all

@marthapozo4881

4 жыл бұрын

@@mollyholmebbesen Damn, this book slaps!

@unnecessaryjourney634

3 жыл бұрын

@@szeth14 lmao 😂

”Give it a little WHOO-WHOO” -Charles Dickens, 2K18

he sounds like Bryan Cranston

@TheSixStringGuy

5 жыл бұрын

Omg he does lmao

@manishbakshi1682

5 жыл бұрын

Uncanny

@clairefisher1088

5 жыл бұрын

Totally!!!

@riffraff9070

5 жыл бұрын

And looks like him if he went to Vietnam

@phyllishahart6111

5 жыл бұрын

Damn good ear, he sure does

Tiny Tim: Im crippled No shit. I laughed so hard.

Tinny Tim: Father, I'm crippled! Father: No, shit! What else is new? 🤣 I'm dead

Im kind of getting my mind blown at the lack of views and comments on this video

@Alexiosization

5 жыл бұрын

it just got uploaded like 2 hours ago

@brittanyhudley4683

5 жыл бұрын

Same. I'm watching 12 hours later n it's still low ASF but all the gossip and "tea" got millions smh....I mean I'm one of them 😂 but least igot my dose of knowledge! (Daily)

@cait812

5 жыл бұрын

Still low.

@chand911

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe watch videos for the actual video and not the comments?

@WisamSafi1978

5 жыл бұрын

150k is nothing to sneeze at

Phil is the best drunk Historian on this show: Change my Mind

“By the way christmas carol was released on december the 19th 1843 thats 174 years to the day tonight” *published on Dec 17th, 2018*

Next to Nathan for You, Drunk History is one of the funniest, most underrated shows, on Comedy Central...shit, TV period.

@kateposts

5 жыл бұрын

100% and on a slightly more serious note, acts as a great springboard to learn more about lesser known people and stories.

@pibly7784

5 жыл бұрын

BroImpeccable Right on !

My Lord, I can't imagine what Christmas would be like without Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Beside the Scripture, it gives the essence of not only what the Christmas spirit can be, but for many what the God of their faith would want them to do. Yes, it is a Christian holiday, but much of it also seems universal. And no doubt other cultures and faiths have similar experiences.

This is probably the most finely-crafted Drunk History I’ve seen. It’s amazing!!!

Charles Dickens does a Ted Talk.

“Chuck Dickens… Charles if you will…” “I will!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This may be Colin Hanks' finest performance!

@ashleysmith8402

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering is colin hanks related to tom hanks.

“Father, I’m crippled!” “Well no SH*T! What else is new?” Oh my gosh I died

Colin Hanks is so good in these.

Here's to giving and charity and kindness and redemption and all that good stuff! *everybody drinks. I'm drinking* YEAH!!

Love this dude cuz he's just sitting there drinking straight vodka lol Such wisdom!

I especially love the whole scene starting @ 4:48 min - Simply hilarious!

That was actually amazing.

*slaps book* here we go

So, A Christmas Carol was released 175 years ago today, December 19th. This video was also released on KZread 363 days after it was first recorded. It makes sense. This is the time of year to release this clip and they didn't want to have it available for free while it's still on the air.

When Colin slaps that book, I could not stop laughing!! 😂😂😂 I had to rewind a few times!!

Comedy timing on that "performance" of A Christmas Carole was amazing!

dude this might be my favourite drunk history. it actually made me laugh out loud.

Dickens really was a genius. He's my favorite author, his characters feel so real.

Already I can tell this is the best drunk history ever because this man can hold his liquor.

I used to listen to Phil on the radio all the time. He just gave a toast to literally everything lol

Love Phil H! Used to listen to him on his radio show. Amazing voice work!

Cheers to Darles Chickens🍻

Immediately one of my all time favorites lol Right up there with Frankenstein

Love Drunk History! I was wondering how I missed this one, then I realized it was posted the day I went into labor.

I knew this!! I’m so glad you all talked about this!

“Father! I’m crippled!”

@boogurl4055

4 жыл бұрын

"No shit! What else is new?"

I love love Phil. I miss his show soooo much. Genius.

5:17 “Father, I’m crippled!” and bob cratchet said “No shit! What else is new?!” XD

Good grief. I think I love Colin Hanks almost as much as I love his dad (and I love his dad A LOT).

@CAPDude44

5 жыл бұрын

Do you mean his brother, Tom?

@nataliegibson495

5 жыл бұрын

CAPDude44 No, I meant his DAD, Tom.

@ashleysmith8402

4 жыл бұрын

Is this guy tom hanks son.

I was ready to hear the whole story when he slapped that book! That's engaging!

HOW have I never seen this?? Phil was wonderful! The words are clear but clearly drunk.

Am I the only one who loves when he says brother? It's very warm and honest.

Perfect

I can't get over Colin Hanks & Busy Phillips' Drunk History actings! 😂

Colin Hanks again! His Mister Rogers in Drunk History was epic!

Why he gotta slap the book like that though at 4:58 😂😂😂😂😂

The book slap and “ no shit” 😂😂😂😂

I love the part when he goes"huh?oh!" his mind goes somewhere before he continues the story

Bryan Cranston looks aweful! His voice is still god damn mesmerizing.

@supagirl277

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that's not him

@thomasmills339

4 жыл бұрын

If you don't know who Phil hendrie is you are an idiot.

@Svezhaja_struja

3 жыл бұрын

"You're goddamn right!"

His voice is like warm liquid gold.

🤣🤣🤣I can't!! I'm completely addicted to Drunk history!

Love seeing Colin Hanks.

This was probably the best drunk history I've ever seen!! This gentlean used very lil profanity and he was still Soo funny!! Luv it!! Best comedian on drunk history in my opinion! I am a serious fan of his now!!

He be getting them helllllllla LIT 😂😂😂😂

I knew we were gonna be on a ride when Phil took that first shot, made a face like someone shadoodled their pants, and let out a breathy, anticipatory "oh yeahhh"

I feel like getting an old school radio DJ for a drunk history is cheating. Like, how can you tell?

“Principle Vagina. No relation” This is probably my favourite tv line and every time I hear Phil Hendrie, I remember and laugh again.

That face he makes when he goes huh lmao that's my Gramps right there telling a story haha miss u Gramps

History is awesome, drunk history is best.

This is the best story...

The book slap killed me. Suck a perfect lip reading/re-enactment

colin is so good at this! this one is so much better than others

I love Mr. Hanks.

D’aww what a nice toast at the beginning of the video. That was so sincere :)

This was well-directed.

That retelling of A Christmas Carol was the greatest I’ve ever seen.

I miss Phil Hendrie's show. I guess he's still doing it... but when it was on the radio that shit was amazing.

That was the funniest one I've seen in years

The athenium or whatever sounds a lot like Ted talks to me

@SpecialAgent-zn1vv

5 жыл бұрын

Giggles

@fruitygarlic3601

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpecialAgent-zn1vv *nuzzles ur uwu*

@meandmymoterbike12

4 жыл бұрын

@@fruitygarlic3601 *notices bulge* owo what's this?

@fruitygarlic3601

4 жыл бұрын

@@meandmymoterbike12 hewwo, mws obama

@relaxolotl788

4 жыл бұрын

it is a nineteenth century ted talk

"Suddenly, the ghost of Christmas Present becomes the ghost of Christmas Past" Woah, where'd the time machine come from?

I literally just watched the movie about this last night 😂

I ❤️ Christmas time...I hate my mum passed away sooo now I spend my Christmas with my cats...but I really 💕 Christmas time!!!! The countdown to the end of the year!!!

I feel so bad for those publishers. They’re like those people who thought google was never going to be a thing and then immediately realized their mistake

This guy is actually entertaining. I'd watch a show of just him drunk telling stories

In honor of Charlie D. I think I shall watch one of the versions of A Christmas Carol tonight. And start on Stave 1. :D

So im Seeing this after my gcse English literature mock. Niiiiice

Cheers To Charles Dickes May the Sacred Goddess and God Bless His Soul Forever.

I know these entities are on opposite ends, but I think it would be HILARIOUS to have Joey Diaz narrate one of these

“ Fatha I’m crippled” “No shit what else is new”

Holy shit. The part where he is "reading" the book was absolutely fucking hilarious

This show is the definition of great comedic timing.

This is so funny jesus im crying laughing

Dude, Dickens suit it sweet@the beginning there.

I want this guy to do a drunk summary retelling of A Christmas Carol itself. Seriously!

I love that they had Colin Hanks is in this

through out my whole schooling ive never heard the story of dickens

Phil Hendrie has the coolest voice. Plus, he sounds like Heisenberg.

I like this guy 😂

Phil Hendri, the original troll. His radio show is hysterical.

I actually got to see a first edition of “A Christmas Carol” up close. Dickens published it in a series, so there were like 6 or 9 individual little books with all the illustrations for each part of the story.