I like how Mike's line "We had a good thing going, we were housing cows." Implies that Walter chose to house cows instead of cooking meth and still ended up in the same terrible situation he would've been in if he became a drug kingpin.

@UltimateThanos

8 ай бұрын

This comment is just explaining a joke, it shouldn’t have any likes at all. People are so cunting stupid…

@randomness928

8 ай бұрын

You clearly aren't aware of how deep and dark the cow housing world can be. Only the really fucked up people choose to house cows.

@redwolfjo3_647

8 ай бұрын

you can take the meth out of the kitchen, but you can't take the house out of the cow

@uncleswatermelon1124

8 ай бұрын

Pollos Hermanos flew too close to the sun expanding to hamburgers.

@Maxisamo1

8 ай бұрын

This implies an 11 year old boy was shot in the chest, another 11 year old was poisoned with ricen, a nursing home was blown up, two planes crasher mid-air, Jessica Jones OD's and Walt let's it happen, Hank gets shot by neo-nazis, etc All because of Housing Cows

Did Chris just continue the Forspoken playthrough WITH HIS FREAKIN MIND??

@makutas-v261

8 ай бұрын

Guys... you might wanna forspeak this...

@calebpribyl5152

8 ай бұрын

“Well definitely with Zach assistance.”

@dylanracho3536

8 ай бұрын

Well, I guess that’s a thing now :/

@makutas-v261

8 ай бұрын

@@calebpribyl5152 Zacarias 🤣

@lowhp_comic

8 ай бұрын

This is his mind dungeon dude, Vella is a party member

19:46 This is where Kendrick got the A minor sentence

Had a good time editing this one, hope you guys enjoy!

@Fleig.

8 ай бұрын

*in compressed fat guy voice* Good job, CameraColossus, looks great!

@AgentMidnight

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for actually using Holmium and Cobalt in the Housing Cows logo. I really appreciated that

@NoCloutJoey

8 ай бұрын

Great job on the editing!

@andrija3000

8 ай бұрын

Thank you mr. editor

@Rylynn_iggi

8 ай бұрын

Bravo CameraColossus

The continuation of this lets play... it pleases us

@keymstr3110

8 ай бұрын

Rubs belly and smiles " todays a good day for us huh"

@swagmastrpropryt2230

8 ай бұрын

THAT'S not a thing that’s happening!

@hoonterofhoonters6588

8 ай бұрын

Uhm, did this series just continue? Like? Really?

@framesiphon507

8 ай бұрын

This pleases us and our bowling ball bellies

@morbidtoaster8615

8 ай бұрын

@@hoonterofhoonters6588yep that’s something they just do now

It returned. It has been Forspoken.

@colt-_-jonson1743

8 ай бұрын

holy shit he said it

@Alex-ck4in

8 ай бұрын

omg wtf

@morbidtoaster8615

8 ай бұрын

I thought this series was forbroken

@PuppetierMaster

8 ай бұрын

Forskinned

@jamesrussell2936

8 ай бұрын

hah nice one

'She's stealing from the big Walmart in the sky' had me in tears. So glad this series is continuing.

@fishmagee5135

8 ай бұрын

Fr I couldn't breathe

@Ashamedofmyself

8 ай бұрын

9:35 for reference

@shoutuckerdidnothingwrong

8 ай бұрын

@@fishmagee5135 George Floyd moment.

@rawtomic

6 ай бұрын

god it fucking killed me

Zach being pissed off about this game having the first, non-family Hadel he's seen is both hilarious and justified.

No group of people have ever been this excited to see forspoken come back into their lives.

@DuskLegend

8 ай бұрын

There’s more viewers here excited to mock it than there were actual enthusiastic players

"I am the local yokel, I play my plink-plink and you listen to me. My favorite chord is A minor." ☝this bit damn near killed me.

@Yobisewk206

8 ай бұрын

time stamp please or I kidnap Yumar

@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement

8 ай бұрын

No, not sweet Yumar! Okay, okay man, just calm down. Here: 19:38 Jeez!

@Yobisewk206

8 ай бұрын

@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement humanity restored 😌

@adamism12

Ай бұрын

@@Yobisewk206 Kendrick Lemar watches Oneyplays

@Yobisewk206

Ай бұрын

@@adamism12 He does?? Wow, we live in an interesting world.

it's nice to see little Yumar Hadel got an acting gig, even got to keep his name like an office character!

@yoshimyon2906

8 ай бұрын

Actually so depressing that this may be one of the only pieces of media with his name, poor guy.

@HOTD108_

8 ай бұрын

​@@yoshimyon2906How many pieces of media do you have your name on?

@yoshimyon2906

8 ай бұрын

@@HOTD108_ Absolute zero because my mum got my name from a Dostoevsky book and my last name is old Italian

@emstink

8 ай бұрын

​@@yoshimyon2906 No way, I've definitely seen the name Parfyon Ciraulo in many pieces of media before

@eddiebendigo7317

8 ай бұрын

I thought Zachs niece was named yumar

Lyle correctly guessing the dialogue right before it happens is my favorite thing about this series

Beside their famous mango farm, Chris, Zach and Tomar have combined their empire with Lyles Cow Housing Emporium

@owene2530

8 ай бұрын

Those poor peach- I mean mango farmers

@headass4111

8 ай бұрын

Los vacas hermanos

@DZMoops

8 ай бұрын

That's was until during their celebration where Lyle looked into his glass and choked out, "POSION!" before falling face first into his Mexican house pool.

@68able2

8 ай бұрын

tomar flayed a dudes balls off

@Rylynn_iggi

8 ай бұрын

@@DZMoopsthis case jus dosent sit right with me. That hadel creature always seems to find a way to swoon the masses with its cultivating nose and beautiful vomit green skin

I love the old guy deadass being like “Please don’t kill her! Don’t you understand that by killing her, you will succeed in what you are trying to achieve?!” Like…yeah I think that’s the idea

@LanceThumping

8 ай бұрын

Not to defend Forspoken, but I watched Internet Historian's video covering it, and she's literally gone mad because of an outside force and used to be a good guy. So him telling her that she'll stop her madness is sort of like saying she'll manage to cure her but also said in the dumbest way possible at the dumbest time possible.

Did the developers really make literally every black character in the game a criminal? Even the JUDGE's character bio mentions that she used to be on the wrong side of the law. What the fuck?

@ab-gail

7 ай бұрын

Amazing.

@Rokaize

6 ай бұрын

Definitely some white savior stuff going on here.

@elvickRULES

6 ай бұрын

Frey’s dad is black he might not be a thief… but he’s an absent father 🤪

@jerrysmith8814

2 ай бұрын

ZASED

12:37 Lyle's minecraft youtuber joke was so painfully accurate

*Holds up spork* now THIS is epic

@zidaneffixexe

8 ай бұрын

Glorp

@bobhill-ol7wp

8 ай бұрын

Derp!

@owene2530

8 ай бұрын

Doing!

@OJL2002

8 ай бұрын

Zing!

@guhrizzlybaire

8 ай бұрын

Glomp! ^______^

Damn…Never thought I’d see this return. Damn…I’m happy

@buttgut

8 ай бұрын

Damn... not here....

@Silver..

8 ай бұрын

Damn...

@Xarthos

8 ай бұрын

damn that feels good...... damn... -rolls head back and moanzords

@BiZkWiK87

8 ай бұрын

*Looks around, embarrassed* Damn, Maria, not here.

@spaghettimkay5795

8 ай бұрын

Maria...

Finally, the game loaded after 4 months and we can get more of this great writing and storytelling

6:10 Holy cow he really said "She can save us! She can end your madness." What is this writing?! They predicted it again!

that bender impression is insanely good omg lol

This is actually an early April Fools joke, this entire episode is just the gang reenacting an entire Breaking bad episode

@TheBearWithOrangeFur

8 ай бұрын

Breaking Bad? Never heard of it. Housing Cows is a better show.

@I_Made_it_Up

8 ай бұрын

​@@TheBearWithOrangeFurhow do you know it's a better show if you haven't heard of the show hmmmm

@HOTD108_

8 ай бұрын

​@@TheBearWithOrangeFurHousing of Cows? Isn't that the show where with Kevin Spacey?

@WingItMan217

8 ай бұрын

I love the part of housing cows where Walter goes “I just sold meth… with my MIND?”

@mittycommitspizzatime92

8 ай бұрын

@@WingItMan217 My favorite part was when Jane choked on her vomit and died and Jesse went “Erm, well that just happened!”

The giggling disappearing children are somehow connected to the screaming man who vanished into thin air in that Obi Wan game. I just know it.

I can't believe Tomar kidnapped Zach's estranged brother and digitized him into Forspoken. Truly, a fate worse than death.

On the scale of “bitches love my mustache” to “this time I’m really gonna do it”, forespoken returning put me at a bitches adore my mustache level

@Faye_K_Lias

8 ай бұрын

For real. Waiting for this to come back has felt like staring into the fridge for years for something to eat while my house crumbles around me.

@dandy269

8 ай бұрын

You got balls admitting that, I’ve not seen such bravery!

@Gnome-kc7pr

8 ай бұрын

It made me cough up chunks of pineapple while grinning

@narutoinwwe3

8 ай бұрын

Brutalmoose??

@scramjet9101

8 ай бұрын

I am amazed every time I see that this Brutalmoose bit is still getting referenced a literal decade later

Nice to see that Zach's little cousin Yumar is doing okay

@Gnome-kc7pr

8 ай бұрын

She done got bit by a copperhead right after the game was released

17:55 all time moment when zach goes "that fucking pisses me off" he is genuinely livid

17:51 the only “Zach it’s you!” moment and it’s in fucking Forspoken lol

2:43 I love that impression of bender

Lyle barehandedly became one of my new favorite people the last few years. That dude is a comedy outlaw flying under the radar yet way over our heads

@FilthyCasualty

8 ай бұрын

We all just keep sitting silently while he is the only one who talks.

@maxwellsimon4538

8 ай бұрын

Lyle is a stealth jet bombing us with witty quips

@HeraldOfMediocrity

8 ай бұрын

his golden hour was all the way back in the DmC playthrough when he repeatedly called dmc4 shit, thats when i knew this guy was my guy

@Itariatan

8 ай бұрын

It kinda pisses me off when Zach and Chris don't laugh ngl lol. Lyle is hilarious and he's only gotten better with his delivery

@lowhp_comic

8 ай бұрын

​@@ItariatanTBF his start on the channel was extremely painful, but he's way better now

How is Lyle good at every futurama impression he does

@Green_Cumulon

8 ай бұрын

Dude, his bender impression was shockingly accurate.

@slimeman4015

8 ай бұрын

@@Green_Cumulon bro exactly, there was an old episode where everyone was saying benders voice was basically impossible and he just casually slams a really good bender impression on the table a year later

@worm-king

8 ай бұрын

Lyle is a master impersonator in general. His MatPat is scary accurate as well as is most of the voices I've heard him put on.

@4thSurviver

8 ай бұрын

To me it sounded like hecut out the middleman and just did an impersion of John DiMaggio rather then one of Bender. It was very on point.

@knightscroftsquire-muldoon

8 ай бұрын

He _was_ the futurama

Lyle predicting the dialogue not even 7 minutes in is amazing. Happy this series is back

You know Oneyplays has corrupted your sense of humour when "I just poo'd shit with my freakin' behind" causes you to double over and cry laughing.

@Boneheaded0

8 ай бұрын

DUDE when he freakin said that a spun vertically

@yuggoth777

6 ай бұрын

Read laughing as jelqing

I hope we aren’t going to brush past Lyle’s amazing Bender impression

How did Lyle do it. No one can imitate post-season 1 Bender. Also my sister confirmed they did in fact make a "Zapp gets cancelled" episode, and that's the actual episode name.

@jacksonpercy8044

8 ай бұрын

I thought they almost perfectly predicted a Futurama episode, but now it seems like Zach actually knew about them ahead of time. Unless he predicted TWO episodes perfectly. Which isn't impossible, this is a Forspoken episode after all.

I just realized how much more I love their playthroughs of bad games over actually decent games. I still miss their crappy Avengers playthrough, Giant Hands Girl will be missed.

@yoshimyon2906

8 ай бұрын

Erm, her name's Fingoria bro, don't make me see you disrespecting my diverse muslim queen again >:C

@a_rat_named_mouse

8 ай бұрын

The amazing Thunderbolt Shirt girl will be missed

@menialbee

8 ай бұрын

​@@a_rat_named_mousehi, iiiiiim the incredible lightning bolt shirt woman

@echoorionjett8803

8 ай бұрын

@@yoshimyon2906 handerella*

@coopergw3463

8 ай бұрын

The game needs to be silly, or bad, or horror games, those make the best episodes. As much as this is "podcast adjacent", it makes it much easier when they have material to go off of.

YOU ACTUALLY DID IT YOU CONTINUED IT THANK YOU CHRISTOPHER YOU SAVED CHRISTMAS

9:12 Like they mentioned a bit ago, the goal of oney plays was to make chris feel. And after this, thanks to this tremendous game of the year, chris has felt remorse and sadness. Pack it in people, we can finally go home

zach hasn't been in videos because forspoken turned him bed ridden for a few months, he laughed so hard at the funny jokes that he bust an artery and he comes back to risk it all again

I would watch breaking bad in its entirety if they replaced making meth with housing cows

@AdamantLightLP

8 ай бұрын

Same

@jackhames3874

8 ай бұрын

That’s kind of basically what Yellowstone is lmao

"I just pood shit with my freaking behind," is the funniest thing that can't leave my brain

They're so good at predicting dialogue that Zach being included in this series was a prediction in and of itself

Forespoken is literally the darksouls of paying attention.

The fact that they STILL keep predicting every awful writing trope and joke the game keeps throwing at them is the most hilarious thing ever

seeing the Pizza Tower (COMPLETE SERIES) broke my heart but they've reeled me back in

I prayed for the return of Frey Bridge or whatever her name is. Fingoria, Frey and Gollum are the greatest characters to grace this lets play channel

@overlookers

8 ай бұрын

_Fangoria Washington Jefferson Lincoln Logs Adams_

@PALACIO254

8 ай бұрын

You dare forget Alexander Yiik

@lowhp_comic

8 ай бұрын

Fingoria, Sneakerhead and Alex Yiik, best Sonic Heroes team up

@Markeplier23

8 ай бұрын

And the main character from the saints row reboot to have the ultimate bad writing trio + 2

@orangegradient4309

8 ай бұрын

Frey forspoken

"she's stealing from the big walmart in the sky now" lol

Losing the iconic character Stealiqua in the first episode back is truly a tragedy

@ab-gail

7 ай бұрын

I’m still dying over that name.

Together, we are Forspoken

Finally, a brief reprieve from Cory and his "ropes"

Can't wait for more "Oneyplays predicts Forspoken" moments.

@GoodKnightIrene

8 ай бұрын

Also oney predicts Futurama apparently, they were dead on about that episode

I love coming home from work and sitting down with a bowl of cereal and then having guys scream about eating poop.

@knotbots

8 ай бұрын

Cherish these moments, for they are fleeting. Like a fart in the wind

@El_Omar2203

8 ай бұрын

same but I was having mac and cheese

Lyle continues to blow me away with his fucking A1 futurama impressions

Zach is actually kinda good at doing mike lol

Lyle's Bender impression has improved greatly

So glad we got the reddit gold necessary to fund this series again, what a heckin wholesome moment guys

I love how dramatic the scene is trying to be and then Frey ruins it by being cocky and snarky and annoying

the intro to this episode is one of the best intros for Oneyplays i've ever seen

Even after the break Lyle is spot on with predicting the dialogue

I love when Zach finds a way to say “that’s what the point of the mask is” all the time. It just makes me laugh 😂

lmao, Zach's genuinely disgusted "Jesus christ..." when Lyle figured out the Alice reference 13:24

I legitimately thought that they had fully abandoned this game. I'm so happy we get to see Zach give Chris the Rizzness again.

Very proud of the editor to actually use Holmium and Cobalt for the Housing Cows logo

NO WAY I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER GET THIS BACK😭😭 this one always cracks me up😂

This series really makes me hope they someday play life is strange. Full of plenty "erm...that just happened" moments

@bulletbill5977

8 ай бұрын

Both development teams probably look roughly the same

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881

8 ай бұрын

​@@bulletbill5977aren't they both square enix?

@thatitalianlameguy2235

8 ай бұрын

​@@bulletbill5977lesbian white "women"?

@failedabortion1894

8 ай бұрын

It's still baffling to me how popular those games are, there really is an audience for everything.

@Rose-ew7bv

8 ай бұрын

@@failedabortion1894I’ve played it, the hate is very overexaggerated. The characters are meh but the story is cool. The third one is probably the best but the second one sucks lol

Zach must now name his future daughter Eleph. It has been, you could say... forespoken.

The editor did a really good job with the audio! I can barely hear Tomar holding them at gunpoint to play this again

The Hadel is proof this entire game was OneyBait

Even if this was recorded months ago it’s still nice to hear Zach’s voice come from a new video.

Had you guys not continued this series, Zach never would've found his lineage

There's little chance they will actually finish this awful game, but I want them to react to as much of this monstrosity as they can, very happy to see this return

@euthymialy

8 ай бұрын

I would love to watch them try to follow the story to the end, especially for the final scene

@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement

8 ай бұрын

​@@euthymialy They'll probably predict how it ends long before they get close, at this rate.

Already off to an insanely strong start. Happy this series is back

Wow seeing that this was recorded in August really makes it feel insane how old some of the commentary should feel but really doesn't

the dead baby count is getting higher with each new playthrough

Lyle is such a relatable protagonist. His agony over the shit in this game is all of our agony

The fact that Lyle was able to unknowingly predict the games lines AGAIN, after only 10 or so minutes in, astounds me. What is with this games writing that three people, who are joking around, are having their mocked lines one-uped or mirrored every time?

I made a Thanksgiving wish for more Forspoken and it finally came true! Even though my parents kicked me out of the house for it, it was totally worth jt!

This might be the strongest return to a series in this channel's history

Bender should be a Cuomosexual while Fry and Leela sing “Imagine”

I’m excited for the lads to predict more of this game. I think the Breaking Bad Cow housing prediction will come true

Jesse looking down at Walt’s hand after he says “WE HAVE TO HOUSE COWS” followed by the title card cracking me up

Damn I can't believe Chris ghost wrote for Kendrick Lamar with that A Minor pun

I cannot believe they're continuing this

19:43 no way Chris also predicted this line

Happy to see more Zach, Lyle, and Forspoken.

That Bender impression was unbelievably good

Holy crap Lois the fans asked for Forspoken and it has returned

oh shiiiiit im so glad you guys are comin back to this GOTY!

No freaking way they continued this epic game

There's an award-winning animation to be had with that golden cold open.

19:11 I love the audible disgust from Zach at the thought of Anglo-Italian friendship

Wait, did you just continued this series? I can't believe, you just continued this series. You just motherflipping continued this motherflipping series! Yeah, that is something you do, now, ok!

Such a vibrant game - the grays really pop

I am so happy they returned to this. We love our Redditor protagonists, Kamala Khan, Frey, and that character in Saints Row.

I love that you can chase kitty cats in this game, so heckin' adorbs!!!!

Im actually going to cry like i cant believe we get more of the game of the year

OneyPlays is the only LP channel to have the balls to pull off "the 2nd gig"

@HelloWorld-xd5mi

8 ай бұрын

the only one still alive anyways

@a_rat_named_mouse

8 ай бұрын

​@@HelloWorld-xd5mi ...ah, now I'm sad.

Thanks for continuing this, its the only time I waited to watch a oneyplays with a friend. We both love you guys ripping apart this video game adaptation of the room

This might be the most masochistic thing you guys have ever done.

The return of this series makes me want to forspeak with joy