The funniest moment in this episode is when a CIA employee says "We don't kill people".

@corvte6676

Ай бұрын

The government lies way too much

@Woodside235

Ай бұрын

I wonder if they actually believe that, or if it's just a PR requirement to always deny it.

@KidZoom1

Ай бұрын

@@Woodside235PR requirements for sure

@dommyboysmith

Ай бұрын

​@@Woodside235the CIA has a record, on paper, that proves they've killed 2 US presidents, overthrown governments, arms cartels, deals drugs, etc. It amazes me that people still don't know that. FBI is the same. The president doesn't run this country, they do. Step out of line and they just get rid of you. That's not even conspiracy theory. That's a fact with proof and noone can do a single thing about it.

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash

Ай бұрын

@@KidZoom1 defo that , no matter how naive you be going in , just the documented cases of murdering , kidnapping and torture alone ontop of pissing all over both the u.n humanism values and its governments supposed 'allies' while screeching 'respect mha authoritha!' at anyone as much as looking at them should have anyone entering that organisation admit to themselfs what its actions and behaviour is as a entity

“I don’t have to trust him to agree with him.” Sums up most of Houses relationships

@pullybungieharder

7 ай бұрын

Sums up most relationships. End of sentence.

@Zanian19

7 ай бұрын

Also "He lied to us again and again. He broke laws, ethical codes..." sums up every House episode, lol.

@MeMe318ful

7 ай бұрын

😊

@CarlosCruz-mz6xz

5 ай бұрын

If the democrats just agreed that having bombs in-country is a horrible idea, we'd be much better off.

@jeffrussell777

5 ай бұрын

@@CarlosCruz-mz6xz if Real Democrats would just agree to Common Sense and not what they are told to Obey to agree with we'd all be better off.

As a Brazilian I gotta say that his pronunciation of "castanhas do Pará" was perfect. Hugh Laurie is amazing.

@afrog2666

Ай бұрын

I thought he was american for years because I forgot about Blackadder and his comedy with Steven Fry, he`s a fine actor 👌

@LeandroSitineo01

Ай бұрын

@afrog2666 I only found out he wasn't American when watched the making off and heard him talking to the staff, etc.. I immediately got confused and checked the audio settings, but that was actually him. Amazing.

@andrewg7878

Ай бұрын

He actually is acting the American accent. He's got an English accent or something in real life 😊

@slightlyevolved

Ай бұрын

@@andrewg7878 If I remember correctly, he is actually able to mimic almost any dialect/accent. He is indeed British. There's actually an excellent voice snippit of his natural voice on his wikipedia page. He's insanely talented, even knows multiple instruments and I believe is also a singer.

@vatsmith8759

Ай бұрын

That's what an expensive education at a top English public (private) school gets you. Plus a bit of acting of course.

House: "You IDIOT!" Who didn't see that coming?

@joonaknuutinen5540

8 ай бұрын

so many idiots in this series.

@Batmann_

7 ай бұрын

The idiot, obviously, didn't see it coming ;)

@JoshuaG

7 ай бұрын

​@@joonaknuutinen5540its the small thing that makes us idiots , LMAO 🤣🤪

@codyeble6764

2 ай бұрын

If something involves the CIA, it's more than likely there's more than one idiot involved

@Daikon_Micucci

26 күн бұрын

The people watching the 11-minute videos who didn't see that idiot in the beginning.

That was a sneaky Holmes reference with Wilson and Afghanistan

@tekudiv

7 ай бұрын

This comment should be higher up

@AadiGuy

2 ай бұрын

Woah, didn't notice that 😂

@kaycey7361

2 ай бұрын

Now that's why I love you tube comment section. You get some details missed the 1st time. Thank you comrade

@georgehyatt298

2 ай бұрын

Wilson is watson, house is holmes

@pedromelgarracine5068

2 ай бұрын

​@@georgehyatt298 there's an episode that shows the apartment where House lived in is 221B Baker Street

8:35 I love how she has that "oh my god" look on her face as soon as House mentions selenium, before he even lists the symptoms

@skins4thewin

Ай бұрын

It's the little things like that which are the difference between a great show and a true Masterpiece. House M.D. is the latter.

@papas2381

Ай бұрын

Why was it so good, I dont see the value. is it just because she knew where he was going and she realised the mistake early?

@Noamalmoggg

25 күн бұрын

@@papas2381 mainly cause it shows that normal medical information brings out immidiate medical understanding differences. so in english: she knew immedietly that hous's theory was correct as soon as he explains why the patiant had a boost of selenium

@CamronSixx22

18 күн бұрын

@@papas2381 LIke the other person said, it shows how relevant medical information brings up quicker diagnoses, but another thing is the overall theme. House M.D. revolves around truth and lie. House often says that if people just told the truth from the beginning things would get solved faster. But, some people lie (like in this case), or some people omit things, and in both choices things get lost because they don't realize the gravity of their actions. Like in this case if they would've been at least honest that he was in Brazil, the problem would've been figured out much quicker.

@larrythompson8630

15 күн бұрын

@@CamronSixx22 I hated people who hid “just herbal, natural stuff” in history. Pre hospital. You ask meds?, any vitamins? How about foods you eat over 2x a day…. Next time Dr, is ticked because her taking a herbal suppliment that she kid from me blocked a medication, or increased its side effects. Be BRUTALLY honest with your DR, med staff and your lawyer. Even stuff you *KNOW* could not be important. Those 4 Red Bull a evening?

Reliable Patient’s history is always important.

@vitalityfox

7 ай бұрын

Everybody lies. Even the cia

@starcrafter13terran

7 ай бұрын

I am always shocked at how often on the show people lie about their condition/background.

@yogeshlakshman8488

7 ай бұрын

@@starcrafter13terran Yeah It's common because they don't want to feel embarassed infront of the doctor.

@ghhhp

5 ай бұрын

2 people you never lie to your doctor and your lawyer

@yogeshlakshman8488

5 ай бұрын

@@ghhhp Myself nope I am a doctor and I know the importance of a single clinical detail which determines the diagnosis and management of the patient

any chance he's just overwhelmed with gratitude? :D

@Deejaydanify

7 ай бұрын

That was indeed a brilliant line!

He proved no one poisoned him. If they kept thinking someone tried to kill him, regardless if he survived or not, they would have been looking for a killer that didn't exist. Possibly causing more problems for nothing.

@Tykje83

8 ай бұрын

would have, not would of

@random.3665

8 ай бұрын

@@Tykje83 Was just about to write the same thing, kudos!^^

@GaslightingIsEvil

8 ай бұрын

But house was wrong, the other guy was right - it was poisoning so treating for poisoning would have worked. House doesn't care about treating and curing, he just cares about knowing whether he was right or not. So when Wilson convinced cuddy to withhold the fact that he saved one guy you can kind of see why. If Wilson decided it was best, a decent guy and houses best friend, it probably was

@random.3665

8 ай бұрын

@@GaslightingIsEvil OP pointed out that believing someone external intentionally poisoned the patient, it would cause a lot of completely unnessecary problems. It might even pull attention and ressources away from other important CIA stuff, possibly resulting in more human lives lost. Your comment, while not factually wrong, doesnt address that issue at all..... For an organization like the CIA, the question of "what is the medical reason for this persons symptombs/problems?" isnt nearly as important as the question of "Was this done by someone, intentionally?"

@Infernal_Sniper

7 ай бұрын

@@GaslightingIsEvilthere's a huge difference between a radioactive isotope that's completely untraceable and selenium poisoning. Selenium is something that's not radioactive, yet mimics the symptoms of radiation exposure at extremely high doses. There are radioactive isotopes that have extremely short half-lives but they still usually leave a trace as to the cause of the damage, with you being able to roughly calculate how long they were exposed as well as how much radiation is lingering and the rate of decay.

He's always eating some poor souls lunch 🤣🤣🤣

@ytsmemehub

6 ай бұрын

I think this was only time it wasn't Wilson's lunch

@timhensley3695

6 ай бұрын

@@ytsmemehub 😄

@Qardo

3 ай бұрын

Well, in truth. The guy wouldn't be allowed to eat. I went through the same treatment. Was not allowed to eat or even drink. Well, other than have ice chunks to keep my throat from being dry. The pancreas is a very important organ in the body. And if the pancreas is upset or not working right. Eating or drinking anything (other than small amounts of water). Will cause it to throw off your blood sugars. You will go into shock or even have a blood sugar crash. So. House was making sure the food didn't go to waste.

@octolockg5059

2 ай бұрын

​@@ytsmemehubHe's been seen eating some coma guys food. Wilson calls him out on it and he's like "Guy isn't waking up anytime soon."

Apparently you'd have to eat 50 Brazil nuts to induce selenosis. As a great man once said: 'that's a lot of nuts!'

@JoshuaG

7 ай бұрын

Deeznuts 🤣🤪

@MatheusSantos-dz5bf

6 ай бұрын

My mom eats way more than that during Christmas. She was born in Pará and apparently they have a great resistance to it.

@Gna-rn7zx

6 ай бұрын

"He just left ... with nuts!!!"

@5p33dy305

4 ай бұрын

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

@Light-Rock97

4 ай бұрын

I don't always eat those, but when I do it must be more than 50. They come toasted in little bags. So nice.

I wish we had gotten another episode involving Dr. Curtis and House. Hilarious duo😂😂

@001100AAAEA

7 ай бұрын

She did appear again tho iirc and he fired her for her inadequacy

@Flem100DK

7 ай бұрын

@@001100AAAEA Curtis is the man.

@Personguy0

7 ай бұрын

@@001100AAAEAcurtis is the other guy trying to cure the guy.

@001100AAAEA

7 ай бұрын

@@Personguy0 oooh my b

@Xathos

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like somebody that didn't watch the show. "You idiot."

Didn't know that Inspector Gadget was addicted to Vicodin.

@prateeknarendra1637

8 ай бұрын

Lmao.

@5p33dy305

4 ай бұрын

You'd have a pain problem too if you were a walking swiss army knife.

"Relax, I'm sure they already know you brought Herion back from Afghanistan!" "Thats not right, I've never been to Afghanistan!" I like how thats the important part in that 😂

@Meirstein

7 ай бұрын

It's a fun reference. House is based off Sherlock Holmes, and Wilson is Watson. In the books, Watson was a doctor in the British army and served in the Second Anglo-Afghan War.

@tyriciankelly9185

7 ай бұрын

😩🤣

@SuperSparrow45

4 ай бұрын

".....House?"

@Fedkar

4 ай бұрын

@@Meirstein Cool detail

@austinweaver5649

2 ай бұрын

@@Meirstein And Holmes was addicted to opium, which heroin is a derivative of.

If theres one person you never lie too, its your doctor

@JoshuaG

7 ай бұрын

Yep, makes the difference between life and death 🤪

@eyuphantilki2755

6 ай бұрын

Everybody lies...

“That poison lipstick Ginger used to kiss Gilligan. Why didn’t that kill her?” It did kill Ginger. Gilligan survived because he had plastic lip protection. See, House isn’t infallible.

@random.3665

8 ай бұрын

Im pretty sure the question was supposed to be "Why didnt it kill her before she could try killing Gillian with it"

@TheNitroG1

7 ай бұрын

@@random.3665 it's not very fast acting?

@soonersciencenerd383

20 күн бұрын

@@random.3665 (why didn't they get off the island, and stay off? -guest stars got on there, then got off, but they didn't. and they had a skipper, gilligan, and professor? they could of fixed the boat!!!)

@frankdoss6313

9 күн бұрын

@@soonersciencenerd383 If you were Gilligan stranded with Dawn Wells, would you want to get off.... the island?

@soonersciencenerd383

9 күн бұрын

@@frankdoss6313 i wonder if each of the guys "checked" her, see if she wanted "some". i also found out the island was hades, and each of the persons was the seven deadly sins: pride, gluttony, greed, sloth, envy, ect. and gilligan was satan.

He correctly pronounced the name of the Castanha do Pará. And yes, we Brazilians hate being confused with other people, especially because we are the only country on the American continent that speaks Portuguese.

@snaek2594

4 ай бұрын

nem fodendo

@Light-Rock97

4 ай бұрын

Eu lembro de pausar o DVD e mudar o idioma pra inglês pra ouvir ele dizendo isso. Foi mais de dez anos atrás mas eu ainda lembro Lol

@RadimentriX

4 ай бұрын

do those have anything to do with para nuts (well, we call them paranüsse here in germany)? you can poison yourself with just 50 of those?

@David-dw4iu

3 ай бұрын

Ha! I always thought you spoke Brazilian. My bad... 😀

@Light-Rock97

3 ай бұрын

@@David-dw4iu Brazilian Portuguese (PT-BR)

"I was right." The one main thing that House cares about.

@Courageous91

5 ай бұрын

If there's one thing that House is addicted to more than vicodin, it's the mystery

@usmh

2 ай бұрын

He was right after being wrong a lot. That's like a guy who proclaims he's psychic after correctly guessing how many fingers someone's holding up behind their back, when there are nine more people he failed to do it with.

@Tread1

2 ай бұрын

@@usmh That's the point, though. Each medical case is a puzzle to House. Even if it takes him multiple tries to get it right, he derives satisfaction from overcoming the challenge and finally getting it right.

@Dismiazs

24 күн бұрын

@@Tread1 Thing is, house cases are 'unsolvable' by other doctors. The fact that he was right even after many failures speak volumes of his expertise. In one episode he mentioned "Most of the cases I toss away end up dead. Unfortunately there's only one me" or smth, I'm paraphrasing. He said this to a dying patient that was one of the cases he tossed away. House accurately diagnosed him with heart disease from a teeth problem from his files only, something the patient doctor never get right until he is on his deathbed. Also most 'failures' are from lack of information and not from lack of knowledge. Sometimes, he does need some little inspiration to connect all the dots, but that's still amazing. The number of patient he never 'solved' before their death can be counted in one hand.

Ok but the elevator clip at the end was hilarious

@CaseNumber00

7 ай бұрын

I dont think that was planned to be filmed.

@cendricle

Ай бұрын

@@CaseNumber00That was definitely planned. He snuck back into the building I think; probably to see the CIA woman he was flirting with.

so. we either go with the theory of the "non-drinking drunk". or with the theory of the theory of "a group with enough resources to make a untraseable poison". Yes. i think non-drinking drunk its more posible than a fantasy-like poison

"I didn't yell at you when I thought you were wrong" 🤣

I like how House can just call anyone an idiot.

And you all don't see her quit her job to work with House who fired her later🤣🤣

@Kenz305

8 ай бұрын

To be fair, he only hired her because he was attracted to her. House made a rookie mistake.

@kmarasin

8 ай бұрын

I thought that was all utterly terrible. She was a strong character in this episode, they shouldn't have brought her back just to feed her to the dogs.

@OriginalKanyeTPain

7 ай бұрын

she shouldnt have been stupid then @@kmarasin

@wangfoo2693

7 ай бұрын

Did he get to smash at least once though?

@williamk4356

6 ай бұрын

​@@kmarasinyeah because strong women are always smart and not usually dumb

"Ok, I will remove your book from the foot of the piano" - House knows how to dis anyone!

@Vince-tt1uj

4 ай бұрын

Its reference to an earlier scene where House asked him is he the author of medical book he knew, Curtis replied with "you read it?" and House mocked this response by saying he only uses it to stabilize the piano. So in this scene House in a funny way acknowledges Curtis as a good doctor

Wilson actually being worried about houses heroin joke is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

His pronunciation in "Castanhas do Pará" is spot on...

@gust8bit

3 ай бұрын

Right?!

I never understood why the writers brought the CIA doc onto the show for another episode just to send her off immediately. It was such a bizarre, weird thing that felt like it was crammed as an extra plot point for no reason.

@the_expidition427

7 ай бұрын

That's exactly how government work is

@captainkirrahe

7 ай бұрын

@@the_expidition427 True - Honestly, the whole CIA doc arc is a bit like a typical government contractor hire. You hire a contractor based off of a first impression and a seemingly good resume, then realize they're a terrible worker and drop them immediately after.

@Mwithie

7 ай бұрын

I never understood this episode, period. So unbelievable.

@JoshuaG

7 ай бұрын

it was a fun episode nonetheless, experimenting with other setting like with the Mass Hysteria episode with Cuddy and House on the plane.

@sweetrolldealer

6 ай бұрын

@@Mwithie wow a show about doctor Sherlock Holmes is unbelievable? No way!

You gotta love House speaking Portuguese: "Castanhas do Para. On the hand, think of our foreign policy led by people who can't distinguish Bolivia from Brazil!

@pedro.almeida

Ай бұрын

He changed the country on purpose to a similar one, just so the real place where the spy was stayed unknown.

@sharpe227

Ай бұрын

HOW MANY languages does house speak? 3 at least english ,porturgues and mandarin?

@riggiep.7108

Ай бұрын

@@sharpe227 As many as the show writers will think of...

This series was so great i first watched all its clips on youtube, then watched all seasons, then am still here to rewatch clips

Still one of the best episodes

Thank you for putting the season and episode numbers in the doobley doo above. 👍🏻👍🏻

One of my favorite episodes. All ends well.

I can already see house hiring her and cuddie being jalous 😂

@AsianShadowrunner

8 ай бұрын

He did hire her, gave her a chance, saw she really was an idiot who couldn't pull her own weight, and then fired her. No time for Cuddy to get jealous.

@jrac-gl3ku

8 ай бұрын

Really, House should have realized that there was a reason the CIA called for him instead of relying on her

@Rosielx

7 ай бұрын

First impressions are just that, door openners. What happens next it to be known.

Whoever wrote this show just asked themselves “what if Machiavelli practiced medicine?”

@saaramohamed8921

6 ай бұрын

Real

@psyo123

Ай бұрын

according to historian Mac had really nice and simple personality so lots of friends

Agent House reporting for duty

the elevator at the end🤣🤣🤣

"How could you flirt with this idiot"😂😂😂😂😂😂

@adodoadeadewuyi7957

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

such a good episode

Makes me feel like rewatching the series.

Great time to binge house again. Been a few years since last binge

This man delivers his lines SOOO phenomenally.

At the end of the clip. It's hilarious how Curtis was just going to leave House behind.

wow i just rewatched this episode overnight

Chestnuts From Brazil is plain impossible to tank!

@laercio8347

8 ай бұрын

Simply untankable

That's why you don't hide information from a doctor, even if is your job. You hide or disregard information as useless you could be skipping important details to make a disgnostic and heal you.

@Costin_Gaming

5 ай бұрын

There is certainly a tendency I think in intelligence for them to withhold info from their doctors. Guess what happens when they do.

This show is too good

Very cool knowledge learned

Lovely show!

I just found out about this show and started binging it on Amazon Prime, only up to Season 3 because theres 20+ episodes per season which is also good. I've never been a fan of medical dramas, but this one I love, the characters, the medical diagnostics, the gruesome blood spurting everywhere graphics - I've nearly lost my dinner from my stomach out of my mouth and actually have to shut my eyes and look away from a lot of the surgical / emergency scenes but I love the realism. Great show that has made me interested in a new genre.

Can you make a video of the actual two patient cases of the dig not the thirteen storyline

"Any Chance He's Overwhelmed with Gratitude" had me dying 😂😂

House is so funny. 🤣

House "Let's push all the buttons, and see what works."

4:45 Sure, Watson.

Gotta love that House has bacon collar and his seam with his bottons is completely shrivvled. For the show the fact that they didn't fix any of this shows House's character.

Dear House M.D. channel runner. How are you?

I love that ending, where he had to annoy the old guy even more by waiting until the elevator doors were shutting.😂

I am from Brazil and it was cute to hear castanhas do Para in House's accent. ❤

4:20 how I answer the phone.😂

Still the best series on TV - ever.

I bought the whole series. The drama/comedy Is already dated but the diagnosis's are still amazing.

They should've brought her back.

The deep inhale at the start of the video was funny

What’s to vomit I’m eating his lunch ?🤣

My favorite part of this is how snarky she is, house kinda of half offers her a job, she quits the CIA and shows up to work for him without telling him....And she's an idiot lol

It’s a point most doctors would make even if they had to comply with the withholding of information. They don’t know what’s wrong, so his superiors can’t make a determination of what is relevant to his condition. Like in another episode adoptive parents don’t disclose that saying they’re the only parents he has and they don’t see why it matters, but house quickly points out that their medical history is irrelevant and he may have a genetic issue inherited from his mother.

Ginger used rubber lips to protect her

Good morning Art🌞

In Bolivia the plant from where coke comes from is legal to grow and to consume its leaves, not in Brazil

The face House makes when he’s wrong is so funny.

Brazil nuts are also the most naturally radioactive food on the planet by far. And their chemical toxicity is *much* higher than their radiological toxicity.

Theres alot you can learn in our fellowship 😂😂😂

Please bring this tv series that excite the brain to think

“What’s to vomit, I’m eating his lunch” 😂

I enjoy passing my time viewing and examine simulated facial expressions in House because I can inform myself and know what to do in case I get put into a pickle just like these fictional characters.

I love how to outside cultures Brazil is 24/7 on carnaval mode XD. Carnaval here is actually just a week but we do have what we call "pre carnival" that are small parties before the big event. But all in all it is still better than a realistic depiction of it (criminal hellhole).

"I WAS RIGHT!" ...eventually as usual.

I used to think this show was so clever but it's just a million twists of misdiagnoses and sudden revelations

@g.strobl4458

15 күн бұрын

The cleverness is not in the plot, it's in the jabs and banter.

Lmao the “you’re an idiot” at the end

this was definitely a jump the shark moment

longest 10 minutes of my life

House's RIZZ is on another level

I've always loved Michael Michele.

What’s to vomit I’m eating his lunch 🤣

House has swag

no one gonna bring up the fact house gave him Cordyceps lol

@KingGeorgeV1914

14 күн бұрын

The last of us theme intensifies

His chances is overwhelmed with gratitude 😂😂😂

dr house is in da house.....since 1987

the idiot checked the pulse off the patient while there was already a monitor to his heart. no wonder these idiots called house for help.

@davidf2244

8 ай бұрын

Actually you get a lot of information from taking a pulse than just the rate. You get a lot of info about the flow, whether the consistency of the blood is way off, and you know how strong or weak or thread or strong the pulse is. Where the pulse is matters too. Peripheral wrist or ankle is different from catorid is different from femeral. Often doctors check multiple because your circulation could be absolutely fine one place but fucked elsewhere.

@buffya8012

8 ай бұрын

You can’t always rely on the machine to be correct,we double check it manually all the time,also the machine won’t tell you if it’s weak and thready or strong and steady,which is very important!

@MoEscooter

8 ай бұрын

thanks guys i learned something new today

@Orchestra_temi

8 ай бұрын

​@@MoEscooternot before calling her an idiot!

@MoEscooter

7 ай бұрын

@@Orchestra_temi i was calling HIM an idiot not HER

You'd think that radiation poisoning could be ruled it quickly with a geiger counter...

@jimskywaker4345

2 ай бұрын

Nope, this case radiation poisoning would be the after effects of irradiation, and he no longer has a radiation source.

4:27 🤭😆🤣

It is a story of persistent relation with friend inspite of disruption of most of the other relationship. It is story of friendship.

CIA: "We don't kill people" Also CIA: "I can kill person with my thumb"

Then she quits the CIA, goes to work for House, and House fires her on the first day (or week?).

@sulphur77777

7 ай бұрын

really? Which Ep?

@Hobbitstomper

7 ай бұрын

@@sulphur77777 The episode right after the CIA episode. House Season 4 Episode 7 "Ugly.

Vou me lembrar deste episódio da proxima vez em que for comer umas Castanhas do Pará. 😶

It was kinda strange hearing House talk about ! The blood cancer that I have. 😮 .

7:27 does the dude ever mention 40 days in the edit, or does House just intuit that from his mind?

@abigholeinspacetime4974

7 ай бұрын

Seriously, I went back and forth through the clip and couldn't find it. I remember it in the episode, but why would they edit out that crucial piece of information, if that's the whole point of the video? Really annoying.

@marzanislam4728

7 ай бұрын

I went back and forth too. No mention of 40 days

@leobovine

4 ай бұрын

Doesn't matter, carnaval in Brazil doesn't last 40 days anyway.

Castanhas do Pará is very good. But that’s not the only chestnut found in Brazil. 😅 cashew chestnut is even more popular down here.

@countOfHenneberg

7 ай бұрын

Now I need to Google cashew chestnut

@heckingbamboozled8097

Ай бұрын

Nothing came up when I googled "cashew chestnut". Is there another name for it?

@MGondimM

21 күн бұрын

@@heckingbamboozled8097 the name in Portuguese is Castanha de Cajú. Is the top thing on the Cashew fruit.

4:45😂

the flawless Root is absolutely gorgeous bro. i wish