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House tries to squirm his way out patient duty but Cuddy always proves to be a testing to House's clever schemes.
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Season 1 Episode 3 "Occam's Razor"
A college student named Brandon (Kevin Zegers) collapses after having sex with his fiancée. His symptoms seem too numerous to be explained by just one disease. Foreman and House each suggest different diagnoses and argue that his own respective theory better conforms to Occam's Razor. But then Brandon's white blood cell count drops, proving both doctors wrong. At the clinic pharmacy, House theorizes that the pharmacist accidentally gave Brandon colchicine instead of cough medicine, which explains all of his symptoms aside from his cough. House gives Brandon the cure, and he immediately begins to recover, though nobody believes the pharmacist made a mistake. However, when Brandon comments that his old cough medicine did not have letters on it like his current pills, House discovers colchicine pills that look similar to cough medicine, revealing the source and confirming House's diagnosis.
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"I just don't like being told what to do." The way to House's heart
@Plethorality
3 жыл бұрын
She is his soulmate.
@TheNikoNik
3 жыл бұрын
*House tells her what to do* "Thanks"
@ascenderx
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheNikoNik no he didn't, he actually suggested
@AnimeLoversSubscribe
2 жыл бұрын
Yeap, house was like " i got u homie." 🤣
@adamweed7462
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheNikoNik wnwssi
"I've been a doctor for 20 years you're not gonna surprise me" "it's an MP3 player" house: O.O
@AsmodeusFire
4 жыл бұрын
MP3 player XD
@thehantavirus
4 жыл бұрын
what about a gamecube
@jean-lucduchatellier8459
4 жыл бұрын
Doing his best *Not* to break XD
@pinoy32123ify
4 жыл бұрын
I DONT GET IT
@Tiagotaf
4 жыл бұрын
But...is it an iPod or a Galaxy Tab ???
House’s little smile after “and the RIAA wants her to check for illegal downloads” i-
@KennyVo120
4 жыл бұрын
That last bit got a big chuckle out of me lol
@arteonyx
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Browningate
4 жыл бұрын
If he's seeding torrents down there, they will find it.
@crisdlcruz145
3 жыл бұрын
Would he mean uploads?
@drawnsequence
3 жыл бұрын
@@crisdlcruz145 nah, back when the show came out the RIAA was a force for trying to fine and jail music downloaders. Managed to do it to a few people too.
"I just don't like being told what to do." (Instantly earns House's respect.)
@anthonygarcia5375
2 жыл бұрын
I'd work all day if it meant nothing got done
Nobody reads body language better than House.
@joachimverheijden8845
4 жыл бұрын
Sounak Mukherjee Sherlock Holmes does
@Huvrkrft
4 жыл бұрын
Sounak Mukherjee Superman? Webster? Tom Landry?
@ryansmith135
4 жыл бұрын
Joachim Verheijden they are basically the same person.
@renenemeth9976
4 жыл бұрын
Cal Lightman: Am I joke to you?
@anna-majandersson6716
4 жыл бұрын
And Derren Brown....
5:55 Wilson has been casually prescribing House Vicodin since season one and I love that detail because it actually becomes an issue later.
@SOSULLI
4 жыл бұрын
Well you have to take into account that most of the time House would prescribe Vicodin for himself in the name of Wilson.
@NoName-wr6yq
4 жыл бұрын
@@SOSULLI true, but it's cool that it was set up from early on. So many shows just randomly create bullshit storylines out of thin air
@ass2278
2 жыл бұрын
@@SOSULLI But he can't do that, couldn't he? It's always Wilson that personally prescribes the pills. House got in trouble for doing it himself in Wilson's name once (the Tritter arc) , insinuating that he doesn't do that.
@logicphile6207
Жыл бұрын
@@ass2278 Late, but, Wilson says during the vegetative-state-boat-maker episode that "You don't need me, you need a pen!" Implying that house DOES write scripts in Wilsons name, but Wilson is fine with it--tritter wasn't.
@raymortamour4086
Жыл бұрын
Irrespective of who was writing the prescription, the main issue was at the start nobody realized that he is an addict, they paved a path for him and enabled him till he destroyed his potential future.
It’s funny watching these clips from the first season because everyone looks so different. I mean, Hugh still has brown hair!
@Laopteryx
4 жыл бұрын
Where do you watch it?
@hotsauce9554
4 жыл бұрын
Wilson looks like a kid... 😊
@lindasmith6316
4 жыл бұрын
@@Laopteryx I remember when it was on TV.
@Laopteryx
4 жыл бұрын
@@lindasmith6316 broooo the days lmao😂😂
@SoftwareAgentsTV
4 жыл бұрын
@@Laopteryx Amazon Prime and NBC on Demand for Smart TVs.
Hello sick people and their loved ones, I am a BoReD DiAgNoStIcIaN
@sourcescience
4 жыл бұрын
Tomyabo GD diagnostician*.
@dickbob100akoo6
4 жыл бұрын
With a double specialty in infectious disease
@masters.1000
4 жыл бұрын
@@dengueberries Exactly. He said Board.
@niamh111
4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Kings but meant bored
@meowdy3490
4 жыл бұрын
you forgot Certified
"But who knows, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm too stoned to tell" XD
“and the RIAA wants her to check for illegal downloads” He's so proud of that joke lol
@veth5742
4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't you be? xD
@megasora4
4 жыл бұрын
@@milkmonster2310 he shoved an mp3 player up his ass. the joke being is that you need to download music to put on there, hecne the check for "illegal downloads" part.
@AotO_DJ
3 жыл бұрын
Justin Moore Heck ne!
@carl_hansson
2 жыл бұрын
@@milkmonster2310 Adding to what the other commenter said. RIAA was involved in several huge lawsuits regarding the illegal downloading of music about 15-20 years ago. Which is why they would want to check for illegal downloads on his mp3 player.
@mary-janereallynotsarah684
Жыл бұрын
@@carl_hansson I feel so old. That was a whole person ago. And I had cassette tapes as a kid! We even had a phone with a cord and record player.
"I've been a doctor 20 years you're not gonna suprise me" *Elementary Watson!*
@at752
4 жыл бұрын
Wilson*
@markkreitler519
4 жыл бұрын
Alimentary, Wilson!
Noticing how the video is 9:59 minutes long, which means whoever is posting these videos knows about KZread’s ad system, meaning any video over 10 minutes will have ads, the video being this length means the poster is aware of how annoying the ads are, and I applaud them for this
@alexthomas6602
4 жыл бұрын
They can just turn off ads
@marlenathorvald
4 жыл бұрын
You don't have to run mid role ads if you don't want to you just can't do it unless your video is over 10mins they made that rule to stop people from putting 3 ads on a 5 minute video it's not a bad rule it's a good rule. This video is 9 59 by chance plenty of videos on this channel are over 10mins no ads because it's clips of a TV show.
@kngmatt2435
4 жыл бұрын
People make videos on KZread for money. This is why hey add more ads.
@marlenathorvald
4 жыл бұрын
@@kngmatt2435 lol exactly they didn't cut themselves short in some sneaky plot to screw themselves out of money.
@Teal_.
4 жыл бұрын
or it's just a coincidence which are known to happen
"I'm a BORED certified diagnostician" "But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm too stoned to tell" 😂😂 I'll never forget these lines and the whole scene😂
@nyxnaux4737
Жыл бұрын
*board
@doinkstr
Жыл бұрын
@@nyxnaux4737 It's supposed to be wordplay for board/bored I'm pretty sure
@josephengel2091
Жыл бұрын
@@nyxnaux4737, both work in this case 🤣
@PhantomFilmAustralia
Жыл бұрын
"And these are Vicodin. They're mine! You can't have any." 😂😂😂
@Elvxn13
Жыл бұрын
@@doinkstr yeah its a double entendre
I love seeing House do actual research. His random eureka moments are awesome too, but the research shows more commitment to his job than just passing it off as a hobby.
5:35 “You have a thing for her?” lol, Wilson knew from the beginning.
@scenicpseudo3012
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@IceX92
3 жыл бұрын
Well they know each other since medical school
I’m constantly amazed at the production differences between seasons 1 and 2-8. The bad lighting, the sweaty actors and actresses, the poor sound reception.
@krismccormick6479
4 жыл бұрын
ya know, I've often wondered who on earth came up with the idea to dress House in layers??? God, Hugh must've been miserably hot with the t-shirt, button down shirt AND sport jacket on all the time...sets are always uncomfortably hot with all the lights etc ...makes me sweat just thinkin' about it
@arandombard1197
4 жыл бұрын
I think I vaguely remember them swapping from a real hospital to a set for season 2+
@krismccormick6479
4 жыл бұрын
@@arandombard1197 yeah but still...I'm surprised that they didn't have heat related problems tbh
@SatsuiEvilRyu
4 жыл бұрын
@@arandombard1197 liar
@SirReptitious
4 жыл бұрын
That's because when a first season is made, it often doesn't have a network to air on yet. It is created, then shopped around to find someone that wants it. If a show is a hit, then the airing network will throw more money at it since they know it's a sure thing. This happens less these days with Netflix, Amazon, etc. around, but I bet it still happens with the original 4 OTA networks.
2:32 "I just don't like being told what to do." Hugh's acting in after that was soooo good.
No lights on in the hospital ever. Lol. That always bugs me about EVERY MEDICAL SHOW EVER. Hospitals are bright and well lit.
@datiger39
3 жыл бұрын
Yea the lighting is worse in this season than the rest I noticed it immediatly
@rogercolon619
2 жыл бұрын
@@datiger39 I just feel like that Fox old shows were like this back in the day, even wb had weird lighting in their shows so I'd assume there was a type of trend going on with the lighting . It could be that it added a different atmosphere to their shows... Or I'm over thinking this and they were just tight with the budget lol
@Robertz1986
9 ай бұрын
Yes, I've been yellled at by admins so many times for turning lights off. We all have.
"What's wrong with her?" "Her leg hurts after running 6 miles, who knows? It could be anything." lol
I don't know about you, but I feel that Robert Sean Leonard has not received the credit that he so rightfully deserves, since House. He's a phenomenal actor and I personally believe that he's been cheated on multiple times by an industry that no longer values hard work nor true comedic talent. As a long-time fan of his work, I'm proud of how far he's come from his Dead Poets Society/ Age of Innocence/ Much Ado About Nothing, days, yet am and still remain to be quite outraged by the matter. He'd make a wonderful leading man in a crime anthology series. He's incredibly intelligent and well-suited for any part, in my opinion. Not only that, but he is also very charismatic and possesses the rare ability to entertain the viewer in any given situation. I don't know, but there's just something so special and authentic about his work ethic and performance, as though he is bringing us out of the chaos, beneath the rubble, into the light, over and over again, and yet we're left wanting more. Now that I'm growing older, I appreciate his work more than ever before. He IS an artist.
@ahmetkurum4114
4 жыл бұрын
I think he would be perfect for a clever action movie villian who makes you question if the hero is doing the right thing.
@RicardoMontania
4 жыл бұрын
You're wrong
@-maxgomez.1134
4 жыл бұрын
Ahmet Kurum Yeah! That'd be amazing! Maybe in a David Fincher film?
@-maxgomez.1134
4 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Montanía Well, I guess everyone's entitled to their own opinion. If you're not very fond of his work on screen, I suggest that you take a look at his more theatrically inclined endeavors, such as the Manhattan Theatre Club's original production of "Prodigal Son."
@sharpsvilleBill
4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Swing Kids. GREAT movie!
2:50 House has a genuine moment of real empathy here for someone who likely is capable of doing their job well and being mismanaged.
@ragreenburg
4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean 2:40
@halvey8518
4 жыл бұрын
Gabronthe Learn to timestamp better
Wilson is so young here!
@-maxgomez.1134
4 жыл бұрын
Matthias Joseph Thomas van Trigt Yes, about early thirties I presume.
@sharonapadalecki9923
4 жыл бұрын
He was 35/36 when this was shot and definitely 36 when it aired.
That's the thing I like about earlier seasons. They were more of a detective stories, rather than soap operas. And House wasn't just a magician who knows everything he needs to know, but gets it at the last possible moment all the time, while figuring out ways to please Cuddy's mother. He's, no doubt, a genius, but here you can see that he also does research, he thinks, he actually works on case. The show takes its time, humor is subtle and medical case takes over romance or relationships. It's soo good.
@mikebliss1835
11 ай бұрын
The earlier seasons truly were the best.
@stars9084
29 күн бұрын
I also liked better when the rest of the team had specialties that House sometimes relied on
This... RAY of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy... Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, which means that she's much too busy to handle you. XD
9:36 I love how he is impressed by his own wit
@Caribguy758
4 жыл бұрын
I think that was Hugh saying "damn those line came out good"
@-maxgomez.1134
4 жыл бұрын
Haha, I noticed that too! It must've been very cool.
@-maxgomez.1134
4 жыл бұрын
Snard Alexander Truth be told, it did!
@raymortamour4086
Жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like he either came up with the line or it honestly made him lol
No, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a PAIN PROBLEM. But who knows, I might be wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. Oh, House... 😂
@steagle2592
4 жыл бұрын
Can't forget how his eyes looked when he said that lol
That little smile at the end is just genius. Dishing out a joke thats so good that u cant contain your own laughter over it 😭😂
One of the few instances where an epiphany doesn't solve everything instantly, but it's enjoyable as well to see House doing work and research to reinforce his new theory.
9:37 Oh no! Cameron’s a zombie!
@Ebutuoy0808
Жыл бұрын
This is peak youtube comment and I am not joking 😂
@angelmarinos3910
16 күн бұрын
Dope comment
Patient: my throat hurts Cuddy: He has a sore throat House: of course
"it's a game, but I'll win becouse I got a headstart, and I can always outrun you at anytime"
Killing House / Cuddy's relationship was a hate crime.
@tomlxyz
3 жыл бұрын
He can't be happy or have a functioning relationship
@criscrosxxx
2 жыл бұрын
@@tomlxyz nic3
House could empathize with Jodie's honesty, because what she said resonated with him deeply. She was quite shy, mild mannered because I suppose that she must have been a free spirited youth, but her pain and financial instability took a toll on her and she forcefully had to submit to it. Perhaps she was not allowed to follow her true vocation in life... Or at least a tragedy or a divorce could have led to that specific impediment. "I don't like being told what to do." Well, that could have many connotations. One of my absolute favorite Doctor-Patient interactions on the show. Excellent performance from Hugh Laurie. It left much to collective interpretation and that's a good thing, as both individuals do not like to be told what to do!
@WingMaster562
4 жыл бұрын
"I don't like being told what to do.", that line pretty much nailed House to empathize with her.
@jasonalexander4572
4 жыл бұрын
You do realise that this is not real hey?
@kaiz1845
4 жыл бұрын
Most people get their dreams crushed by some aspect of reality lol. It warrants about as much sympathy as the flu.
@dianeaishamonday9125
Жыл бұрын
@@jasonalexander4572 we're allowed to analyze and critique the art of performance, dude. Pull the stick out of your rectum.
I was pleasantly surprised with how nice House was to the first patient! Almost didn't expect that from him, haha
@wjzav1971
8 ай бұрын
He loves rebels. The lady saying that she hates being told what to do is something House can relate to since he was in the exact same situation in that moment.
It is so crazy how much younger Wilson(and by extension everybody) looks at the beginning of the series compared to the end, and to boot he was 35 when the show started.
The fake sounds for Metroid is bad enough, but saying you're on level four? Ugh.
@seanmolyneaux6357
4 жыл бұрын
Metroid on that gameboy still was flashback lol
@TheMissingLink2
4 жыл бұрын
He was being sarcastic. Remember, the target audience for this show were for people who played video games in the 70s and early 80s where almost everything was nothing but level -X.
@jijonbreaker
4 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but it played a death noise for literally progressing the game.
@Chris_Cross
4 жыл бұрын
What level was that then?
@Grahf0
4 жыл бұрын
@@Chris_Cross No "levels" in that game. You can go back and backtrack or revisit areas, it's kind of open.
"I am a BOARD/BORED certified diagnostician..." lol clever
“This is Vicodin. It’s mine, you can’t have any!” 😂😂😂😂
“This is vicodin its mine you cant have any” lmao
Ended up that House is the most caring person in the series.
0:13 Yeah, that cut him. But the sarcastic bastard in him had to recognize it was a great burn.
0:40 - "I am a BORED... (looks at Cuddy) certified diagnostician" xD Always makes me laugh
Dr. House might not be the nicest doctor, but he's the most real.
2:30 I like how house empathises with not liking being told what to do.
He gets to walk around a hospital high off Vicodin but when I do it, it’s a felony
Love the little touch at 9:27 of House forcing the other doctor to go around him
Legend has it that he still waits for someone to help him with the MP3
You're getting the most outa your health insurance "I just don't like being told what to do" I'll get you in for a full body scan. "Thanx"
I love how he's playing Metroid but the sound effects are space invaders.
Interesting.. I've seen this episode.. Most explosive scene if you could remember.. 7:01 camera panned out.. Chase watching and studying House through the looking glass... Observing House doing what he does best. It foreshadows the very last episode..
@rand0mGT
2 жыл бұрын
Was just about to say that..well the fact that chase ends up being the successor to house…chase is always first and last
Her legs hurts after running six miles. Who knows it could be anything. Wow that dialogue just killed it
I'm a "board" certified diagnostician
The fact that hes playing metroid is pretty hilarious
House: I've been a doctor for 20 years you're not going to surprise me MP3 player: hold my beer
I like how you can tell it’s an earlier season because of the hard lighting and the 4:3 aspect ratio
I love how this shows house's thought process as well and him working on the problem.
There's not a single show that gives me nostalgia to the extent House M.D. does :D
House "So how are we doing on cotton swabs today? If there's an acute shortage I can run home" Cuddy: "No you couldn't" House: *TOUCHE* Huddy deserved a special Emmy for Best Screen Couple! Love their dynamic.
In that first clip when he says "so, who wants me." I would of said yes me so quick
"I'm gonna wait." the only way to beat the final boss as the level collapses around you
omfg re stumbling upon this video after finding it the first time, being inspired to watch House, watching it finishing it and becoming obsessed w it and ugh this is one of those shows that i only wish i cld re watch for the first time again
It’s always funny when they include the video games and House says a Level of somekind even when it’s not a level by level game nor do the sounds of the game match the specific game half the time. 😂
Cuddy is happy u can tell
I love, and miss, the House episodes. These clips are a tease, thank you....
The nerd in me couldn’t help but notice that he was playing super metroid! Makes me love his character that much more! Lol
“Check for illegal downloads” 🤣🤣🤣
Those good old memories of watching Season 1 and the series in general...I miss them.
Cuddy is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Quintessential House, sitting in his chair, alone, staring at the white board, thumping his cane. You can see the wheels, gears, and thought processes going on in that mind of his.
Pounding bass line oh god that’s got me looooool
House after Cuddy makes a jab at his inability to run: "and i took that personal"
6:11 - I bet a lot of us would love to, Dr. Wilson.
2:40 Patient: “I just don’t like being told what to do” House: Understandable have a nice day
I remember being 13 and having a crush on Dr. House. 13 years later and I still do 😹 Hugh Laurie played his character so well!
@user-xl8uo9gp9p
4 жыл бұрын
What about thirteen
@rogeliofuchimori5527
4 жыл бұрын
Are you sure its not a spore in your brain? You should check it
@devilmaysimp5927
4 жыл бұрын
DAMN!
I have never seen an episode of house but I have spent hours watching these clips.
7:05 notice how chase is watching how house do his thing. Chase in the end becomes the successor of house
9:34 the first appearance of zombie cameron
“Maybe I’m too stoned to tell” I love it
Gotta like that he can sympathize with people he can relate to and help them milk the system.
House: I've been a doctor for 20 years, your not gonna surprise me Patient: it's an mp3 player House: 👁👄👁
Moral of the story? You're on top of your game when you're high.
Thank you for still keeping the channel alive
The tune that plays in the middle sounds like the American Beauty soundtrack....maybe inspired by it
@eviebradney2068
4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it is American Beauty by John Newman, I found it in a HouseMD soundtrack playlist
I am a BO(A)R(E)D certified diagnostician
Lol, he waited for to end his shift so that Cuddy could get the sh*t lol 😆
So he was playing metroid zero mission while working and making a diagnosis.... Nice
I’m gonna buy the entire series on DVD so when the world ends I can always enjoy me some House
House: Opens new passageway in Metroid Also House: Acts like he just died, while the game plays a "you clearly died" sound effect.
Her leg hurts after running 6 miles... "Who knows. It could be anything!" 🤣🤣
6:28 if only House could have a go at this Coronavirus😔
8:54 House: I've been a doctor for twenty years, you are not going to surprise me. Kid: It's an MP3 player House: *I recall my previous statement*
3:40 SEXUAL TENSION RISING
6:58 Chase keenly watching House and became that at the end
2:46 gotta love seeing House playing some Metroid! Hell yeah!
I love how at 2:46 he's playing Metroid but the sound effects for the game are not at all the ones from the legitimate port. Also my first device as a kid was that exact gba
God there is always so much tension between cuddy and house
I love this serie more than my life-
Just rewatched this episode while I'm also replaying metroid fusion on switch.
House widening his eyes is always funny 👀
Early House was the best House. They started to make him more and more crazy to stretch the show out as time went on. And those episodes can be really great-- but the first ones, when he was a lot less of a cartoon were the best.