Hot Garbage & Hot Takes | New Makeup Nonsense Bingo (Episode # 100)
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Oh, hi, pumpkins! Welcome to New Makeup Nonsense Bingo! In today's video, I have a few adult libations and talk about some exciting and not-so-exciting new releases. Sorry about everything! Enjoy!
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The frustrating thing about girl scouts becoming a big merch/collab thing is the actual troops really don't benefit. The kids still have to raise every single dollar, get their own uniforms, camping gear, etc. It can be very expensive unless you have a big enough troop with a lot of active parents who can help raise money. If you have a small troop and little to no parent involvement it's tough.
@omgkthxbi
5 ай бұрын
I mean the overall organization benefits. Girl Scouts, the org, is a non profit.
@lillianthorne6441
5 ай бұрын
They also get a paltry amount from the cookies they sell.
@Kayla_P99
5 ай бұрын
when I was in GS, we got 50 cents a box and boxes were 3.50 to 4 bucks
@x3SunshineSuicide
5 ай бұрын
@@Kayla_P99yikes...
@Kayla_P99
5 ай бұрын
@x3SunshineSuicide this was over a decade ago but yeah
i’m stoned, painting my nails, listening and i hear “this is not stephanie is dead” the PANIC that happened because i thought you were talking to me was uncalled for 😂😂😂
Thank you for noticing that the spinning trashcan wasn't spinning. I was about to call for a welfare check on its behalf lol
Vacation really did an amazing job with marketing. I genuinely thought, "is this a brand that's been around and I just didn't know about it?!" They really captured the nostalgia so well in that way making you feel like you actually HAVE seen it before even though it looks interesting and enticing.
I like that Beauty Bay does the papà bear, mama bear, baby bear palettes. I always feel like for my personal taste the 9 pan is too little, and the 42 is way too much, so the 16 is usually what I get. Not that I’ll get the smoky, I don’t need 16 shades of gray.
@shendisackett
5 ай бұрын
I usually get the 42 because they always leave the shades I want out of the 16. Although with berry I stuck to 16. I love greys and even I can say there are many repeat shades in the 42. I love all the shades of silver metallic though, I am living for those.
@DeepWinterQueen82
4 ай бұрын
Actually there is a navy blue in it and a silver with a blue shift
As another large loud queen, I feel like I need to tell you that they make fanny pack extenders that they sell on Amazon. I am from the 80s and 90s, it's a fanny pack forever to me.
@AuntieD.
5 ай бұрын
Hell yes girl!
@lisalovesphotography
5 ай бұрын
Yep, they can call it a belt bag, but that there is your basic fanny pack. 😏
@shendisackett
5 ай бұрын
They've always been called bum bags in the UK.
@WendyandBradPitt
5 ай бұрын
Thank you for letting us know. I have a fanny pack that I want to use for my dog walks but I can't squeeze into it. I'll have to look for them.
Unlocked a childhood memory of getting kicked out of Girl Scouts for cursing. Love that for me. 😂
@AuntieD.
5 ай бұрын
Curse on,girl🎉
Time for my years of Girl Scout experience to come in handy. The "shamrock" is a trefoil which is a three-leafed pea plant, and it’s basically the long term logo of the Girl Scouts since the early 1900’s. These days, the three leaves are meant to represent diversity, but originally it was a lot more god/church centric. As someone who was a girl scout for a long time that collection does seem accurate, but I feel like they should have focused harder on marketing towards people who like the cookies and not actual Girl Scouts. I don’t know who the collection is for. Maybe girl scout moms?
@omgkthxbi
5 ай бұрын
maybe grown up ex girl scouts? I'm kind of intrigued
@lemon2639
5 ай бұрын
@@omgkthxbi perhaps! It’s really not for me. But, maybe others who were in girl scouts would feel nostalgic about it.
@GMW.artist
5 ай бұрын
No part of the world Girl Guides and Girl Scouts has EVER been religious and never will be. If a company/troup is making it religious then they are NOT working to the programme... 😔
@shendisackett
5 ай бұрын
@@GMW.artistthe only club near me growing up in the UK was the Girls Brigade which was a religious version of the Girl Guides. The emblem of the Girl Guides has always been to represent the promise a Guide makes. Can you tell I would rather have been in the Girl Guides? Or even better a Scout! Instead I got to march to church once a month with the group, and make artwork from pasta. The vicar hated that this little white girl doesn't have a Christian name so he insisted on addressing me by my Christening name, which I hated and as it's not on my birth certificate do not use. I also got moaned at for not going to church often enough. So yeah Girls Brigade was not that fun.
@Queenofcats36
5 ай бұрын
Ah, Girl Guides I was once a member too, lol, that's going back some years! That's all we had here.
Keep the accent! You can be the Hilaria Baldwin of beauty KZread !🥒
The NYX bronzers look amazing. I would to try 1 and 2 because I too am uncooked chicken.
You’re hilarious and unapologetically honest.. best combo ❤
In relation to the Beauty Bay/ palette size thing, as someone with anxiety/decision fatigue and gets overwhelmed, i like doing the research on my skin tone and such and buying singles. I wish the singles trend would come back.
"You look like a bag of teeth" 😂😂🤣
New makeup is giving nothing, I never thought a NYX bronzer would be the most exciting item in new makeup bingo.
@morganwentworth2041
5 ай бұрын
Right?? I literally bought the Jones Road one yesterday so now I really want the comparison
That out of luck palette has all the colors I’ve been considering repainting my bathroom so might pick up to do a paint color match hahaha. Hate the cover too tho.
I can smell that instant vacation thing…Bain de soleil!
I don’t know why, but when you said face bond, I immediately thought, oh, to go with your “Ichiban, lipstick for men”. 😂if you know you know.
17:03 I love the looks of this palette. The colors look so Smokey and sultry with the greens and gold. But give me grunge too.
I too miss the 90s like crazy!! I'm grateful I was there. ❤
@tracie3
5 ай бұрын
Same! And old enough to remember it.. Well some of it! 😂 Good times!
@heatherrolfe4687
5 ай бұрын
@@tracie3 I wish I could say it all but if ya know ya know 🎉
@tracie3
5 ай бұрын
@@heatherrolfe4687 oh I know! 😂💯🍻👯
@shendisackett
5 ай бұрын
The 90s were my teenage years, I had so much fun!
@heatherrolfe4687
5 ай бұрын
@@shendisackett awesome!! I'm sure you did!! 😜
New bingo, new backdrop, new makeup, old TITO'S 🤣🍸❤ CLINK 🥂
Theresa!! You are looking so gorgeous lately, just really radiant and seem more upbeat😊. Lovely to see you so joyful in your new place. I also want to cheer you on as you have been on the healthy lifestyle process, good for you guys, LOOKING GREAT, oh garbage queens so happy for you 💋
It’s weird, I’m not getting notifications anymore for the uncensored version. 😢
I love Vacation too! Their products are so much fun. Growing up in the 70s and 80s I'm totally loving their products. They are coming out with a Bain de Soleil orange gelee--cannot wait!!
Liking and commenting for the algorithm. I will listen to the joys after my shift ❤
Love the new Nyx Blushers... oh, sorry.. I mean "Bronzers"... 😂
Re the Beauty Bay Smokey pallets, it's like their green and purple pallets. They did the 42, 16 and 9 of the "copy & paste" theme. I got their green one in the large and medium and they're great. Beauty Bay formula is good. Well these pallets are.
Thanks for keeping my company at work and the laughs 😂
I love that Beauty Bay releases their palettes in 3 sizes!
This has been an S tier makeup bingo! I have laughed my butt off the whole video!
The CXC Out of Luck palette gives me Leprechaun in Outer Space vibes
LOVE LOVE the Vacation brand of products for the same reasons as you, nostalgia❤
33:15 I don’t know if the shade range is very evenly distributed. The dark range is missing we over half the shades equivalent to the light shades. It’s 2024. But I don’t know.
CX C Beauty is fabulous pigment. I own one
@heathernature8845
5 ай бұрын
I have the vault of Olympus palette and i gave it a great review on my channel🎉🎉🎉
Teresa, your beloved CalPack sets have been found at TJM/Marshalls recently for $40 a set. Shout out to Leah Janae’s channel for sharing in her recent TJM/M haul.
I feel like panamá Jack was only available at Sea World here in Cali and I loved the sunblock because it's (or was) one of the few that didn't have that gross sunblock smell
i would be curious to see your review on the CXC palette. I didn't try anything from the brand either but thid green color story is beautiful!
I saw Kitsch Snitch's (Kat from Beauty News) review on the Glaminatrix palette and it actually looks amazing.
@claudial4141
5 ай бұрын
I’ll have to check that out. I have similar colouring to Kat so often what works for her will work for me too.
My brother bought the Critters quadology on DVD. I had no clue there was a fourth one. The third has Leo DiCaprio in it.
I looooooove cushion foundations. Definitely got to go watch Michele’s review if she’s got one.
Omg! I love all the real housewives references!!😂😂😂
Yessssss! I purchased a pink-toned bronzer from Give Me Glow called Sunburn and OMG it makes me look bronzed without turning orange or look like I'm in the beginning stages of liver failure. Pink-toned bronzers are the best.
If you get the out of luck palette it will give you a reason to buy some fun stickers to collage the front! 🥳
@ashleydelgadillo4798
5 ай бұрын
Thats a great idea!
YESS!! PLEASE try hard candy!! they have a chilling wonder loose powder that feels cold/wet under the eyes. it’s so interesting. id LOVE to see your thoughts/ reaction❤❤
@angiemcadam65
5 ай бұрын
Love this powder so much. Definitely underrated
Yeah, we love when a Queen opens up about verything- health journey for example.
Watching on my little phone screen I was squinting at the out of luck palette like “what’s wrong with the cover? It’s a cute little crow wearing a hat” and then I went on the website and saw the cover up close 😳 I take it back, that is NOT a cute little crow in a hat 😂😂😂
Any time i hear Hard Candy i think of Jenny Garth in 90's MTV. Every time
Good Lord I love this woman o much. Jesus. The trauma mixed with the Freudian slips are as delicious as a margarita slushy.
I would slap my mother to get that Out of Luck palette. That packaging needs to be a part of my makeup wall. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the cover!
Beauty Bay does that 3 size choices thing fairly regularly. I love options.
Your eye look is smokinnn in this video & the highlighter is beaming!! I really wanted to try the new nyx bronzer, but all those butters are a hell no for my skin. So thankyou for bringing those ingriedients to my attention.
Duct tape the cover of that leprechaun palette!😂🍻
They need a brush holder shaped like Minnie’s bow.
Tagalongs are my husband favorite, mine is thin mints😂
The shamrock is a Trefoil -- it's one of the Girl Scout symbols
Oh, hot dang! I just finished Peter Monn and accidentally touched my phone and happened upon you just posting! Yay!
Argh. That NYX bronzer looks soooo beautiful. I want. I hope it's good. 🤞
Dayum! The cxc beauty out of luck pallet looks great *but* $59 USD is about $100 Australian. With all these vet bills with my baby boy, Vadar. I doubt I can afford it. These vet bills of over a grand while I'm on a disability pension have k!lled me. Anyway, thank you Theresa for entertaining me and making me giggle in such a $hitty time. ❤❤❤❤ P.S. positive, my dog ate some chicken and rice this morning when I hand fed it to him (sigh), which is good while he has pancreatitis and trying to flush his system. We also drank water during the night and another big one this morning. So, looking up at the moment. (Just for those who cared from the live this week) 💜💜💜💜
These eyeshadow colors make your eye color pop beautifully!
I feel targeted as I was literally thinking, I kind of like that pastel palette. 🤣
I had the worst day! So glad to see your video pop up ❤
The Leda and the swan rabbit hole I just fell down 👀 lmao thanks
I love the Phytosurgence bronzer, they have golden and rosy undertones and are beautiful. The only bronzer I own.
✨️the highlighter is bomb ✨️
@ct7531
5 ай бұрын
Yes! Specter looks blue on me, I’m loving this pink shine
Your smokey eye and highlighter are 🔥 today! OOOH! AHHHH!
The new lighting set up looks so good!!
I agreed about the glaminatrix palette until I saw Annette’s Makeup Corner review. She sold it to me! Looks stunning
Alsoooo guerlain terracotta concealer finally dropped today!!! And I know no one talks about the foundation but it’s literally the best I’ve ever used so I am so excited for the concealer ❤
I’m so happy with your background. It’s so cute. 🥰
It seems so strange not to have the usual bouncy background music playing while the makeup products are streaming across the screen. I will admit to humming it in my head 🎶 😂
@TheresaisDead
4 ай бұрын
It’s there haha it’s just low 😂
I think your spinning trash can makes it look like you've got a thought bubble
And the way you described your cover concept art for the out of luck palette would be an awesome idea! Maybe you should look into being a concept artist for some brands!!!
😂 so you keep saying CALpack. I've never heard of the brand before. So, I looked at my cc to get the spelling. My cc was typing out Cow Pack 😂 I thought, "that seems a bit insulting if they sell plus sized bags for us, but if she likes it. . . " Luckily, my google set me straight 😂😂😂😂
@TheresaisDead
5 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAA! omg hahahaha
@claudial4141
5 ай бұрын
Ok, glad I was to the only one! I had the exact same reaction as you…do I need to check my hearing lol
Your last makeup bingo convinced me to try ensley reign so I'm kinda nervous to be watching this one 🤞 cheers 😂
Love the new accents!!
I ate a sleeve of thin mints when i was younger. I then got the stomach flu and hurked the whole sleeve back up. I no longer eat thin mints
I'm really interested in the Nyx Butter Melt Bronzer. For me it will be number 2 or 3 but....Will also ho for the 1 and 4....I think I'm loosing it...thanks that it didn't already launched in Europe 😂😂😂
44:04 I would love that look and “okay” to use as the best gif. (Response to Minnie sponge set.) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your best camera setup yet. I have ❤'d you, but now I ❤ the videos even more. Keep up the good work.
@TheresaisDead
5 ай бұрын
Aww thank you muffin!
Your eye makeup is amazing in this vid!!
Yes that's how the Beauty Bay pallets work. I have nearly all their big ones and they are so good! Can't wait to get the Smokey pallet x
Name ‘em Name’em Name ‘em - Sutton Stracke ❤
Centennial anniversary episode! ❤🎉
I feel like I’m weird but I actually love the cover on the Out of Luck palette 😂
Justice for Tagalongs!! Also I finally placed the accent, Margaret Candleflame is making a return ❤
Beauty Bay sells all their stuff in Small/Medium/Large, I like it.
I love your videos! You definitely make me laugh! My name is Stephanie and I definitely agree with you about the Glaminatrix palette. I’ve never actually bought anything from them, but they are on my radar. I tried several Indie brands last year, and I’m ready to try a new brand. But this palette ain’t it, Sis!! I’m not a pastel eye shadow lover. But this reminds me I need to check out the brand. Keep up your fun videos! Loving it! Now I’m on my way to check out what Glaminatrix has to offer!
I swear I used to have a hard candy popcorn smelling eyeshadow (like popcorn on purpose lol) back in the day…
47:30 I heard “so it’s gonna be… a homosexuals line, and then haircare”. And to be honest that seemed like a pretty reasonable business decision
Yes I was thinking the same thing when you mentioned the movie😊
P.S. your eye shadow looks lovely today ❤❤
I like the new bingo card 🤩
I used to love the urban decay naked skin foundation, the original one with the natural finish, it was slightly dark for me but looked good on dry skin. I wasn’t a fan of the “stay naked” version they launched when the discontinued the original. Looking forward to hearing thoughts on their new foundation
The Glaminatrix palette looks a lot like the Colourpop Sailor Moon second collab but with the deeper colors added in
Be wary with Hard Candy. Almost every eye palette from Hard Candy has failed epicly. I love their Sheer Envy setting spray. Mist is perfect and the pink cap I love. 😂 It smells like roses, which I love. Yeah, the shadows are all the issues I have. It looks so cheaply made. The clover is their symbol. I found an adorable Cabbage Patch kid at our thrift store with the original jeans but no top or shoes. I went to the baby area and I bought her 2 shirts, mittens as socks. 😂 and a knit bonnet with matching booties. Then some Ralph Lauren baby Polo shoes. They were 6$ 😂 My bf sat her up in our cart. I dressed her. 😂😂😂😂 Hope that made you laugh.
Do it! I want to see a leprechaun palette review! Theyre also based in florida! 😂🎉❤💖😍😍😛
I got the nyx bronzer the second u could buy it! Lol! I should've gotten more shades but I only got #3
Your makeup is impeccable in this vid
I really want the girl scouts collection for the nostalgia. My sisters and I loved being girl scouts as kids and then when I was in high school I volunteered with a Brownie troop. Good memories. Even though hard candy quality is hit or miss. The Hatd Candy collegan primer and loose powder are really nice.
🎉the nyx bronzers are at target started this week🎉
Those Nyx Bronzer look like a nice neutral brown looking blush, like I want a brownish blush and I wouldn't mind trying it from Nyx compared to the massive cost of Haus Labs and shipping from USA so, hopefully Nyx stocks it in Australia soon and I can check it out