so why do you open pull tab cans with a can opener? genuinely curious

@AtomicShrimp

4 жыл бұрын

Mostly this:: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hp92s8OEfq2Tc5s.html

@tumainitiger4655

4 жыл бұрын

@@AtomicShrimp oh I get ya there, same thing happens with me sometimes when opening some mackerel fillets. I just wiggle back and forth a few times with those tins until the metal bends off smoothly as it's a bit tricky to open a square can with a can opener. 😋

@heyarno

4 жыл бұрын

@@tumainitiger4655 As owner of a home made can opener, I have no problem with tight corners. But both, pull tabs and can opener opened cans, leave a catch, that keeps some of the food back. I like the cans, that come with a opening key and open sideways around.

@Bugs-World

4 жыл бұрын

To fuck with the OCD police! 😂

@beware_the_moose

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe I've asked this before. I still don't remove the lid, just open it far enough to get the stuff out. I feel like they're designed so you aren't meant to remove the lid entirely.

Have you ever asked yourself, what have I done wrong in my life to be watching some British guy "wobble testing" hotdogs at 2am?

@Fyre_Rose

4 жыл бұрын

No, I asked “what have I done right to deserve this” :D

@parlay-music

4 жыл бұрын

I started to laugh uncontrollably, it’s 3AM and I can’t sleep and I’ve stumbled across a video of a middle aged man using an invention designed solely to test the wobliness of sausages😂😂

@neilfender8592

4 жыл бұрын

Fyre Rose i just asked myself the samething lol

@caveman3086

4 жыл бұрын

He’s proud of wobbling hotdogs!

@bilalsur

4 жыл бұрын

Its literally 2 am for me right now

500 years from now in history class: Greatest inventions of all time: 5. Harnessing Electricity - 1879 4. Printing Press - 1439 3. Wheel - 3200 bc 2. Fire - 125,000 bc 1. Wobble Dog 9003i - 2019

@liamandevanfilson1314

4 жыл бұрын

I like how its the 9003i not the 9000. sounds like something i would do lol

19:58 "Well, that was interesting. I'm not sure exactly why". Good summary of this entire video to be honest.

I'm an eighty year old lady who has been widowed for thirty years. You reminded me what I've been missing all these years! Thank you. ❤️

@AndRewUK24

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😀🤣

@aveuch

3 жыл бұрын

God bless you! 🌭

@higherquality

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@numberyellow

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is criminally underrated.

@hayleyobeirne7754

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"I mean, look at the swing on that. You just got to admire that." - Atomic Shrimp, 2019

@EggBastion

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent lob rate magnificent

@Starfish_Duder

4 жыл бұрын

I literally just exited out of the video and started reading this in my head, and apparently it synced perfectly to him saying it and I burst out laughing.

@jayamilapersson4030

4 жыл бұрын

I somehow find that very dirty.

@bfkc111

4 жыл бұрын

Pigs after they find out what happens to their dead bodies: "The horror, the horror."

@brianartillery

3 жыл бұрын

That comment reminded me of a sketch featuring a very bad GP, and a bewildered patient, on Chris Morris' 'Blue Jam' series. I'm not saying any more.

why am i watching a man measure the wobbliness of hot dogs with a machine

@PrayForSkate

4 жыл бұрын

this guy can make anything interesting

@liamgardner2985

4 жыл бұрын

Because you have nothing better to do

@Skittenmeow

4 жыл бұрын

The only reason the INTERNET came into EXISTENCE is for these videos ...oh damn I'm not even gonna look for rule 34.

@tripleunder

4 жыл бұрын

@@Skittenmeow You're not funny.

@Skittenmeow

4 жыл бұрын

@@tripleunder oh believe me, I know. That's why I don't talk to anyone in real life.

Holy fuck, I can't believe you created a machine to test the wobbliness. You've gone above and beyond, my good sir.

Honestly, if someone on the internet told me not to grab sausages straight out the jar... I would make an entire video dedicated to grabbing sausages out of jars.

@themeatspot5020

2 жыл бұрын

@Simon Simon lolll

@UltimatelyEverything

Жыл бұрын

Same

Halfway through the wobble test I just started giggling uncontrollably and could no longer understand if I was personally having a breakdown, or merely watching someone else have one. =>.

@BlueRedGooGoo

3 жыл бұрын

This entire video is basically super advanced shitposting. You cannot convince me otherwise.

@louistaylor5917

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlueRedGooGoo i mean, its a series about food in cans

@standarduck5860

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlueRedGooGoo it is golden comedy, man, this is the new way

@deavo74

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get passed the first sausage 🤣

@clarelwc2849

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

At one point I was wondering why I was bothering watching this. Then the wobble dog happened and I was crying with laughter! Bravo for the deadpan delivery on that one.

@daneekaplan4284

4 жыл бұрын

you ALWAYS need to hang around for Shrimp shenanigans. Always worth it

@dazuk1969

4 жыл бұрын

Same as that dude...as soon as the wobble Dog came out i was pissing my pants...Peace.

@xxneramacxx4435

4 жыл бұрын

He's British, isn't it all deadpan?

"It's having trouble holding itself up." I smeared my mascara wand across my face. My laughter scared the fur off my cat.

16:12. I was crying laughing. The dedication to tweak the speed to get the perfect wobble. 😂😂. “I mean, look at the swing on that. You’ve just got to admire that.”😂😂 Imagine just sitting there playing with this machine and your wife walks in like: “What on God’s green earth is going on.....?” You: “It’s for science.”

The Wobble Dog 9003i is the epitome of a novel invention that nobody ever asked for.

@alanguile8945

4 жыл бұрын

I Want one!!! They must be on ebay!

@shawndooley7778

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob where would one find one of these? Asking for a friend

@u4yk

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it said 90031, which is a zip code for a part of LA which is northeast of downtown. I'm sure lots of porn was filmed in that zip code. Now, I'm a sad.

@DaVeganZombie

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know man... I’m more concerned about where the other 9002 models went prior. That’s so much wobbly sausage

@richardbas2948

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanguile8945 Me Too!

I love how serious he sounds while testing the wobbliness of hotdogs on a machine literally called the wobble dog 90031! I now know what I'll be doing after retirement.

@egggggyy

4 жыл бұрын

I can't even.....I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂

@egggggyy

4 жыл бұрын

This video is soooo underrated!

@KentuckyFriedDoge

3 жыл бұрын

British humor at its finest

@SoftBreadSoftware

2 жыл бұрын

You could be one of the two known hot dog kinematics experts

@134StormShadow

2 жыл бұрын

Repurposed shag-a-matic 3000???

I’m American and hot dogs in a jar just makes sense! At first I thought it was really odd. Then it occurred to me that the vacuum packs are awkward, leak, and aren’t resealable. I always have to put the opened pack in a ziploc bag then worry about them going bad.

@NonsensicalSpudz

Жыл бұрын

plus i found jarred ones tend to be better quality

@PandoraChaser2

10 ай бұрын

The Jars are also re-useable for pantry storage and possibly even re -water bathing, or maybe even pressure canning but I have not tested the latter yet. Cans are just destined for landfill, as are the vacuum packs.

@Plasmastorm73_n5evv

5 ай бұрын

@@NonsensicalSpudz Then you've never had an "American" Hot Dog. The difference between these and our hotdogs is night and day.

@NonsensicalSpudz

5 ай бұрын

@@Plasmastorm73_n5evv what’s that got to do with cans and tins? I’m talking about that not what country has better hot dogs

Sometimes when I'm having a particularly rough or sad day, I'll come back to watch this video. Specifically the wobbly test section. It always manages to bring a giggly smile to my face. Reminds me that if there's a guy out there who measured the wobbliness of canned hot dogs, then it's okay for me to be a little silly sometimes too.

So...the angle of the dangle IS proportional to the heat of the meat. I KNEW it.

@davidcool5189

4 жыл бұрын

Nearly spit my favorite embibement all over the place. Go fuck your hat, partner.

@Rob88

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidcool5189 😎

@EggBastion

4 жыл бұрын

Keep your dog in a vice.

@dave1the1deer1hunter

4 жыл бұрын

@@EggBastion keep your stick on the ice

@jumbo4billion

4 жыл бұрын

George Clinton quote?

I feel like this entire video was an elaborate setup to justify an extremely bizarre but somehow funny joke in the form of the Wobble Dog 90031.

I never thought I’d spend 25 minutes of my life watching a grown man do a sausage review on youtube .. and surprisingly, it was enjoyable 😂🙃

This was just another food vlog until you introduced the Wobble Dog 9000. Suddenly, this is a science documentary. *Someone call Curiosity Stream* quickly.

1960:we are going to have flying cars in the future.l 2020:A guy testing wich sausage wobbles the most

@spiritualdisciple8153

3 жыл бұрын

Which **

I've never laughed so hard at the Wobble Dog 90031. Discovered from the Scambaiting, staying for weird stuff in a can

@dfazen89

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@slaughterround643

4 жыл бұрын

*9003i

@theSafetyCar

4 жыл бұрын

Staying for everything else. It's all quality content on this channel.

@dh2032

4 жыл бұрын

@@theSafetyCar the same 'new sub'

@toast8861

4 жыл бұрын

Same

“Hot dogs in chilled vacuum packs” Me, an Australian: ahh yes the normal way to store hot dogs

@gogomonow

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's how most of the world stores them. Europeans are just weird.

@JustSitAndLaugh

3 жыл бұрын

That's how most sausages are stored in Germany. Brits are weird.

@gogomonow

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustSitAndLaugh I hate the english.

@nimm1135

3 жыл бұрын

@@gogomonow France here to confirm it's just the Brits, just ignore them

@lemonywater2979

3 жыл бұрын

I've never not seen a hotdog in one of those packs

I subbed for the scam videos, but I found your other content really enjoyable, too. This is, honestly, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Your deadpan delivery and genuine sounding interest got to me in a way that most other content just can't. I've been too depressed to brush my hair or eat, and you made me actually smile for the first time in weeks. Thank you.

@BRUtahn

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, that got dark. You got anyone looking out for you? I don't brush my hair either but it's because I'm too busy not because I'm depressed... maybe try being too busy to be depressed?

@IDKwhatimdoingyet

2 жыл бұрын

@@BRUtahn that's exactly what I did, my husband lost his job a couple of months before I started college, so back in February I started working full time, I'm in college full time and we have a 3 year old. He got a job offer, so I put in my two weeks, but I feel so much better. And I shaved my head so I don't have to worry about brushing my hair lol

@BRUtahn

2 жыл бұрын

@@IDKwhatimdoingyet hey, I'm glad you're still around and feeling better. Enjoy the special moments with your little one. I have a 5 and a 1 yr old, they grow up too fast. I wish you and yours good health.

Atomic, please consider blurring future Wobble Dog segments. My wife was passing by during one and now won't stop giving me weird looks.

"Well...that was interesting. I'm not sure exactly...why"

@tylerbrown4715

4 жыл бұрын

Got me so good.

@doubtful_seer

4 жыл бұрын

That last one especially

This is genuinely, honestly, maybe one of the most absurd and frankly dumb things I've ever seen in my entire life. And I absolutely love it and wouldn't have it any other way. Fantastic video.

@Sharkfurter

Жыл бұрын

@@crauldrachinasvladington6663 Best notification I've gotten all year.

That moment at lunch your boss comes up behind you and asks “What the hell are you watching?”

American viewer here. We mostly see our hot dogs in vacuum sealed packs. I've never seen hot dogs in a can or jar before.

@harveysmith6636

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, Britain is always such a culprit for shitty mass produced food marked as "american". Dont know if this happens everywhere else

@Psalm56-4

4 жыл бұрын

At least here on the east coast, we have cans of baby hotdogs at gas stations and NEX stores.

@cheeserspoppinpizza8233

4 жыл бұрын

As an American I've had plenty of hotdog's inside cans

@cheeserspoppinpizza8233

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Arre oh ok

@orbitlizz7619

4 жыл бұрын

Im from Ireland and Poland and same here

17:04 How do i explain myself if somebody walks in on me watching this?

@Anders1314

4 жыл бұрын

I just switch to my porn tab. It's easier to explain

@technopoptart

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anders1314 there really is no difference

I live in Canada, I've seen hotdogs in a jar in the German section, this opens my eyes to international hot dog standards.

@ohsuzeyq_

3 жыл бұрын

In Canada also.. always saw them in packs

@annjones5201

3 жыл бұрын

☺ Canada is a BIG country. the small pull top cans of mini hot dogs called "vienna sausage" by grace, is very common in Toronto. ❤ atomic shrimp, you have a keen mind 💡💪👍🔑

@FlatBroke612

3 жыл бұрын

@@annjones5201 Toronto need to get nuked.

@annjones5201

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlatBroke612 ok :)

@ravenfn831

3 жыл бұрын

@@annjones5201 - the can be found on nearly every US market, as well. They are strange and mealy, imo. But they definitely qualify as strange food in a can 🥫

That WobbleDog sets up some interesting harmonics on the firmer one - at lower revs you get a sway but at higher revs you get tighter oscillations but in each you set up standing/stationary waves. This would have been great for a physics A-Level practical :D

@JimboDoomface

2 жыл бұрын

Hot dog nodes

This KZread channel requires a mature audience.

@sbob17

4 жыл бұрын

Floppy willy

@docchoc2407

4 жыл бұрын

wobbly sausage

@mvansumeren4313

4 жыл бұрын

I'll show myself out then. 😁

@stonent

4 жыл бұрын

Random Monty Python Military Figure: "This has all gotten too silly, and you are required to stop this nonsense immediately!"

@callmequaz9052

3 жыл бұрын

@@sbob17 goddamn it.

need some canned hotdog buns now

@meowrchl97

4 жыл бұрын

They have bread in a can in japanese vending machines lol.

@FBG1

4 жыл бұрын

@@meowrchl97 Canned bread! Squidward would be proud (only die hard spongebob fans will understand)

@FBG1

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob *CANNED COOCHIE* "But mr. Krabs I nEeD some CaNEd CoOChie!" -Squidward

@Thatonedude917

4 жыл бұрын

@@meowrchl97 Shrimp did canned bread in a different video

@aserta

4 жыл бұрын

Saw canned bread in lower Berlin last year. So there's that.

Around the 18 mins mark when he says "just look at the swing on that!" I lost it. 3 am and laughed so loud I woke my missus up.

It does in fact bug me as an American that the “American” section of your grocery store has jarred hot dogs lol. I’ve genuinely never seen them like that here haha

@Clairness

2 жыл бұрын

I'm in Southern Ohio, and while I have seen them (pickled hot dogs in the pinkish brine, and stuff like the tinier ones that I think are actually labeled as sausages, but pretty much hot dogs nonetheless) they are EXTREMELY rare here at least. Canned hot dogs are also arguably a thing? Those, in my opinion, pretty gross vienna sausages you find at dollar stores you'd only eat if you were camping or had nothing else to eat. I don't know the exact definition of hot dogs and sausages and all the other things you'd call it, but if the canned vienna sausages aren't actually hot dogs, I'd say they're pretty close.

@Magpie_Media

2 жыл бұрын

@@Clairness I would say that those 'Canned Vienna sausages' are Hotdogs. For the life of me, I couldn't tell you why. Only that all hotdogs are sausages, but not all sausages are hotdogs. Maybe, anyway. I suppose that it differs from place to place. Much like Cookies & Biscuits, Scones and ehh, Biscuits?, Jam and Jelly, Jelly and Jello. Language is an odd thing. Actually, Everything can be quite odd. ... (") (") So, Yeah.

@johnstanley6977

2 жыл бұрын

Being British growing up, I’ve always thought I was getting conned with American style hotdogs. And I’ve always suspected your hotdogs didn’t come in cans either. British love bullshi++ing each other.

18:07 "look at the swing on that, you've just got to admire that" haha priceless

That is the most phallic video I've ever seen. If you managed to keep this monetized you're a legend.

@jaylee7150

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is a complete legend!

@johnascroft9206

3 жыл бұрын

Every man should know the breaking strain of their sausage !!!

@Mark-tx9kz

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnascroft9206 mine never breaks ahaha

@johnascroft9206

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mark-tx9kz that's both good to hear and too much information LOL !!!

@moncho3998

3 жыл бұрын

I need to get a woble dog.

There's someone at Google trying to get this demonetized, but they can't find a reason that wouldn't reflect badly on them. Well played sir! They can't stop the Wobble Dog! xD

This was waaaaaaaaaay funnier than I ever could have anticipated.😆

OMG! Your wobble machine had me cracking up! How did you keep straight face?!? You evil genius you!

@talesfromthelotuspodcast

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing and also you think this video got demonatizes 😂🤣🤣

@albapantheratigris6071

4 жыл бұрын

Because, it’s for scientific reasons, these are very pertinent questions that must be answered. Get your mind out of the gutter.

@LocoMe4u

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob Wiener wobbler

@dh2032

4 жыл бұрын

@@albapantheratigris6071 Yes, real scientific stuff going on here, next week checking out websites which use the number 30 in Roman numeral a lot?, and the Question of why? Roman numeral

Ill be honest you were kind of losing me around 10mins but you brought out the Wobble Dog 90031 and i got sucked right back in

@identity_undetermined

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting wording there

That American food aisle made me, an American, cry on the inside just a little 😭😂😭

@Vollification

3 жыл бұрын

This is how they teach young british about the inferiority of rebellious colonials.

@skyem5250

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@Harmonikdiskorde

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vollification This is how they extract markup pence from sad expats XD

The wobble 9003l is hilarious!! This is the most I have laughed in a long time.

@lillylouise2229

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think iv ever laughed this much in my life .

Never laughed so much in my entire life and nearly peed myself

@fefe1920

Жыл бұрын

Me too!!! Watching it now!! 2023!!!

"Mechanical tests" Fair enough.

I'm crying. My husband walked into the room, glanced at my screen, stopped and looked again, blinked, looked at me, looked back at the screen and walked back out of the room with a great big sigh. I'm not going to bring it up, just look at him levelly and see if he mentions it. 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine his wife walking into the room, what you doing O.O oh I’m just wobbing these meat sausages 🤣🤣

42 minutes of wobbling hot dogs? SIGN ME UP!!!

@soapman6652

4 жыл бұрын

i think your math is off there chief

@Sagnag

4 жыл бұрын

@@soapman6652 18:31

Have never seen these in the U.S., only vacuumed packed in plastic. Pickled sausages or "Vienna" sausage, yes.

@jirkavebr-czmapper8059

4 жыл бұрын

Same in Czechia (central Europe)

@misterhat5823

4 жыл бұрын

And pork or turkey is considered inferior. The "good" ones are all beef.

@omikronweapon

4 жыл бұрын

Do the vacuumed packed ones come with some sort of oil (or whatever it is) in it? Or are they mostly dry? I guess you yanks usually use them for barbecue? It's not quite as much of a cultural thing in the Netherlands, we mostly stick them in a pot to cook in whatever juices they come packed in.

@ANONYMOUSJESUS

4 жыл бұрын

@@omikronweapon They typically come in a small amount of brine. As far as serving them, they usually grilled, boiled, or baked. In the Northeastern U.S. there are an insane amount of varieties, just none that are jarred or canned.

@teknowil

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandonjohnston2633 I eat mostly hebrew national or nathans

Hot diggity dog! As a Yank, I appreciated this exercise. I did note how often your watchers are compelled to be offended by what you do. Fingers touching, can opener aggravation, worry worry. Personally, keep doing what you do and thank you. And the Wobble Dog 5000 was brilliant... "I mean just look at the swing on that...." I nearly died laughing! Thanks again, David

The wobble test had me questioning what I'm doing with my life. Great video 😂

Here in the U.S. you almost exclusively see hot dogs in plastic packages

@danrulz98

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed, never seen canned/jarred hotdogs. I have seen dry salami in a jar though (Hormel product IIRC)

@mjdxp5688

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Arre +2

@sclubbydoo6424

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob you know you're supposed to remove the peel, right?

@FBG1

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob 😲 hehe 😅 okay then.. *slowly backs away*

@Dough-jg8xp

4 жыл бұрын

SAVE THE TURTLES

Don't you go waving your wobbly hot dogs and their salty fluids at me young man, my girlfriend won't approve. I'm on a diet.

It's 5:34AM in Brazil, and I am still up due to the joys of watching the Wobble Dog 90031 do it's thing...

1 min in… and I already know the best are “Herta - Frankfurter’s!”

@obsolise8063

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly! However, after his critique, I’m gonna revisit the jar ones the next very occasional (likely bonfire night) time we have them…

I wouldn't be suprised if he started using the can opener for the Jars!

@mjdxp5688

4 жыл бұрын

Or the vacuum sealed packages

@mjdxp5688

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob oh no

@aserta

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob What, you on the shitter, son?

19:59 "that was interesting, i'm not really sure why" it just gets better and better and better!

Life is good when you have time to build a "wobble dog" ! I also know the issue of loss of grip 😅

Me, a Portuguese: Is...Is there any other way to buy hot dogs that's not either in a can or a jar?? What is the world hiding from us??

@marmel458

3 жыл бұрын

You mean to tell me that the majority of hot dogs are not sold air-shut in a plastic bag?

@Digimistake

3 жыл бұрын

@@marmel458 okay yes now that you mention it those do exist in the supermarkets but it's definitely not the most common way to sell hot dogs here lmao

@marmel458

3 жыл бұрын

@@Digimistake my dude, I had no idea you can have dogs in cans in the first place 🤣

@Digimistake

3 жыл бұрын

@@marmel458 who would have known that there would be such a big cultural difference regarding hotdogs 😂

lol i didnt expect that hilarious wiggle machine

I have, quite literally, never had a craving for eating hot dogs until now, after watching your video.

@jmurray1110

4 жыл бұрын

I tend to go for local sauasages (butcher or branded(usually deny’s) in a hot dog bap, baguette or ciabatta with blue dragon sweet chilli sauce Absolutely gorgeous

@jmurray1110

4 жыл бұрын

@flip inheck i meant northern Irish pork sausages similar to cooks town

You do need to cook vacuum sealed hot dogs. To quote the FDA “ Myth 7: Hot dogs are pre-cooked, so it's okay to eat them raw. Fact: Actually, it's important to always reheat hot dogs until they're steaming hot. Some ready-to-eat foods, such as hot dogs, can become contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes after they have been processed and packaged at the plant”

This may be the best thing I’ve ever watched on KZread. Long live the Wobble Dog.

I find this so funny. You have such a good skill for presentation and you're talking about wobbly sausages 😂 I bet you were the best at presentations in school.

@AtomicShrimp

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks - actually, this is something I only really learned later in life. I was a bit of a clown at school, and that hasn't gone away, I've just got it under control a bit more now

@kittycat7471

4 жыл бұрын

@@AtomicShrimp Oh man I'm so happy for you that you didn't end up having to suppress that part of you! Otherwise we wouldn't have great content like this. Thanks for being yourself.

Thank you for existing, Atomic.

I watched this video when you released it, about a year ago, and again tonight. Definitely worth a rewatch from time to time 😂😁👍

@Verethill18

Жыл бұрын

Same thing, I do like to come back to these 👌

That someone has constructed a machine to test the wobbliness of hot dogs is so weird...but fascinating at the same time.

I went in expecting a typical hot dog wieners review. Instead, I get to witness the grandeur of the Wobble Dog 90031. 10/10. Also, how the heck can you keep a straight face?! I was busting out laughing all the way through.

@slaughterround643

4 жыл бұрын

I love how everyone, including myself, think it's 90031 and not 9003i

That “wobble device” looks like a torture machine. I can imagine some cruel punishments he could inflict on a man using that machine.

@bewd4310

3 жыл бұрын

The horror when your wife says behave yourself or you're going in the wobble dog. 😱😆

I will never not love this video. The beautifully subtle insanity of a grown man wobble testing his selection of susages with such dead pan commentary. "Oh no we've had breakage". "Look at the swing on that. You've just got to admire that." Simple unadulterated perfection. Thank you Shrimp. This is God's work.

I hope after this you just invited all the neighbors over, fired up the grill and had a hot dog cookout XD i cant even imagine what i'd do with that many opened containers of hot dogs. I like a hot dog now and again, but having like, 100 of them to eat through before they went bad, i dont think i could do it.

Grown man reviews and talks about hotdogs for 26 minutes? Well that's quality content.

@schmingbeefin4473

4 жыл бұрын

And wobbles.

@nogo7277

4 жыл бұрын

And he's so chill about everything too

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

@@nogo7277 chilled not chill

@Willsanky

4 жыл бұрын

And yet, like me, you watched it!

@Willsanky

4 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout thank the foook someone speaks properly... I despise the word "chill" right up there with "woke"

Finally, a better source of hotdog water to feed my cravings!

@higherquality

4 жыл бұрын

you DRINK the brine?!

@owainh1347

4 жыл бұрын

SaltyHQ some people do yeah lol 😂

@lizh1988

3 жыл бұрын

I used to drink kosher pickle juice.

i love how long the hotdogs mostly are. like no worries about bun length they just are. in the us if you just buy “hotdogs” they are by default too short for the bun you have to specifically look for and pay extra for “bun length hot dogs” which is annoying

Nearly 2 years later and Wobble Dog 9003i (+ the commentary) still makes me laugh to tears.

He's so surgical and precise with the hotdogs... And with a specialized device like the wobbledog... I suspect he's a hotdog scientist in his off-time

"The Wobble Dog" - The funniest thing ever

@owllymannstein7113

4 жыл бұрын

Where is the gif, NEED THE GIF

@TimRachel

4 жыл бұрын

@@owllymannstein7113 🍆 🍌 🌴

@WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS

4 жыл бұрын

@@owllymannstein7113 I'll make one 😀

@TimRachel

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob I can see people giving it a go

@tripleunder

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob You're not funny

"This was interesting. I am not sure why." Sums up the video, I guess. Half past 2 pm and on a thursday at work and I am watching a video of a british gentleman about hot dogs. I am living the life.

I never thought I'd watch someone find the resonant frequency of hotdogs, but here we are

I am out here suffering with stomach pain watching how a man is using a special wobble machine to test hot dog wobble.

That was the most strangely sexual food review I think I've ever watched

When the wobble dog machine came out for the demo I was giggling so much I woke my husband up,who was in a deep sleep at 1am in morning. Your videos are brilliant, sometimes very informative, always interesting and in this case hilarious. Long may they reign!

New subscriber, Finding your stuff in a can fun. But this episode has me laughing to tears. 😂 Thank you much needed.

I saw a comment saying to dehydrate the hotdog, grind it to powder, and compress it to pills Please do

@nijeri

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that

@stevelast4529

4 жыл бұрын

Would watch that

@Alizudo

4 жыл бұрын

Then grind the pills, REhydrate the powder into a liquid, and inject it into your veins.

@dandamaschin2709

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alizudo you can also snort the powder without rehidrating it

"You've just got to admire that!" Indeed I do, sir, indeed I do.

the sausage wobbling killed me i couldn't stop laughing at it.

Vegetarian and sitting here fascinated by the scientific methods - you're oddly compelling on these vids - I love your water butt ones too

I need an Atomic Shrimp and Ashens collaboration

@teknowil

4 жыл бұрын

here are the can hotdogs I got on wish for 1/4 pence

11:30 Oh god...I have slipped into that side of KZread again, haven't I? Help! Get me out!

@katherinehalling6630

3 жыл бұрын

Replying just to bring you back to that weird side of youtube, you're welcome

@elliotthughes2382

3 жыл бұрын

@@katherinehalling6630 don't worry, I never left 😂😂😂

"They had a magnificent wobble." I think I laughed for half this video.

The moment in which is bloody 05:00 in the morning and I still can't fall asleep watching hot dog wobbling tests, I am really questioning the point of my existence now

"...and much less commonly, hot dogs in chilled vacuum packs." As God intended. This dude built a weenie wiggler. My hero.

@dogvtf

4 жыл бұрын

Weenie wiggler uwu

@GeorgeNoiseless

4 жыл бұрын

God intended a lot of plastic waste, the devious fucker.

@anidnmeno

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Rob - notices your wiggling weenie -

@anidnmeno

4 жыл бұрын

@@GeorgeNoiseless how do we know that plastic wasn't his end goal

@GeorgeNoiseless

4 жыл бұрын

@@anidnmeno Hm, would that then make the plastic-digesting worms His one true Chosen?

Dinos is indeed an American brand! That said, the chilled vacuum packs are faaaar more common.

@oliverhees4076

4 жыл бұрын

yeah i'm american and i've literally never seen canned or jarred hot dogs

Midnight: I have to wake up early for work tomorrow and I’m watching a man test the wobbliness of hot dogs

To start off with I'm a Texan. I found it interesting that the American style hotdogs weren't beef. "All beef" Frank's are kind of the staple backyard barbecue dog of choice, no matter what brand you choose. Canned hotdogs arent particularly common where I live but we still have things like Vienna sausages. Also most of our hotdogs arent as long as yalls. Almost all of ours are designed to fit into a ~6in bun. That's about 15 cm.

Vaccum packs are the closest to American ones. Also, most of our "premium" hot dogs would be all beef.

@mattjw16

4 жыл бұрын

As an American, I can confirm what @Trodoss said. I have never even seen those type of hot dogs in jars or cans. I have seen the mini hotdogs in cans, but not regular hotdogs.

@geyotepilkington2892

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattjw16 Vienna Sausages are not hot dogs..

@SnakeBush

4 жыл бұрын

All these poor people arguing that vienna sausages are actually fancy imports from vienna 🤣

@drew_porter806

4 жыл бұрын

@@geyotepilkington2892 they're essentially the same

@silversmoke8398

4 жыл бұрын

@@drew_porter806 They're nothing alike.

Oi, this comment section. But to put it to rest, canned vs vacu-packed, zero functional difference. All hotdogs are packed in brine and pasteurized. Plastic is a permeable membrane, so plastic packed dogs spoil faster than canning in a jar or metal can. You also cannot heat plastic packed dogs as much, so they are pasteurized at a lower temp. Hot dogs are also typically cured before the pasteurization process as well, so they're more or less triple cooked including people who cook them again before eating them. Canning is more expensive than plastic, and hot dogs are consumed faster in NA, so the plastic with lower shelf life makes sense, heras they are less common, and more of a novelty in the UK, hence more shelf stable packaging. Chicken based hot dogs are typically sold as an alternative to beef and pork, with premium hot dogs being all beef, while chicken is considered a low-fat alternative. Turkey is also seen as a meat for hot dogs, though a bit less than chicken. There are a few brands of commercially available venison and bison dogs too, but those are the rarest of the bunch, and typically are only regional. I personally buy my hot dogs in frozen bulk packaging, frozen in brine in a big brick inside a vac sealed plastic pack, which is probably something consumers almost never see. I've also seen refrigerated brined hot dogs in an un-canned tub that's only got an airtight seal, again, not typically sold to end-consumers, but common enough for food service in NA.

@solistheonegod

4 жыл бұрын

kauske one of the rarest things on KZread, an actual informative comment that’s interesting and not sarcastic in anyway.

@atitiif

3 жыл бұрын

thanks for the informative comment, but damn there's a whole universe in your youtube channel

@gassnake2004

3 жыл бұрын

What madman eats a hot dog cold?

@kauske

3 жыл бұрын

@@gassnake2004 Vienna sausage is basically the same as most hotdogs, and generally eaten cold.

@melody_BP

3 жыл бұрын

why did i click on your channel..............

The thought of a grocery store having an "American." Section never crossed my mind- it makes sense, just never occurred to me. Good video!

@206hxcx

2 жыл бұрын

most countries that import a lot from us have some sort of american food aisle, it depends on the country and specific stores of course