I really hope Wizards of the Coast gives you some bonkers preview card but doesn't let anyone know it's real for a few days. That would be hilarious.

@DoGTripwire

Жыл бұрын

Colossaler Dreadmaw.

@Gabriel64468

Жыл бұрын

@@DoGTripwire colossal dreadermaw

@pipersmith2338

Жыл бұрын

But colossal dreadmaw is already perfect, so it can't get an upgrade

@rolandcaters7258

Жыл бұрын

@@pipersmith2338double everything. Double the stats, double the cost, double the flavour text, double the trample

@creepercommande4171

Жыл бұрын

A team up card, two colossal dreadmaws.

Tea Time with Amanda was a fantastic category, no notes.

@yettish

6 күн бұрын

I'm Amanda I'm six

It's crazy to think you had 3 friends in the first place

@eulefranz944

Жыл бұрын

When you hang out in the psych ward, you will make some friends in your spare time

@soultpp

Жыл бұрын

@@eulefranz944 Y'know, I tried that... But I couldn't get enough parts before they stopped me!

@simic0racle157

Жыл бұрын

It's crazy that you managed to get 1 subscriber

@xhantTheFirst

Жыл бұрын

emphasis on "had"

@chiralvandal

Жыл бұрын

they weren’t all in first place

Funny story but the guy who shot Franz Ferdinand tried to kill himself twice after he did it. He failed spectaculary. The cyanide he ate was expired so it only gave him a stomach ache and he also jumped down a creek, but the creek was shallow so he only broke a few bones. The whole situation was really goofy and when you read about it, it sounds like a looney toons cartoon

@velvetbutterfly

8 ай бұрын

Don't forget the one who actually succeeded assumed the assassination was off after the spectacular failure of the first guy and 3 of the others fleeing so he just hung around a sandwich shop and the Archduke's driver/guard happened to have to stop and push the car right out in front of the same sandwich shop

@thewanderingmistnull2451

5 ай бұрын

Nope, that was a different conspirator. Gavrilo Princip only tried cyanide.

Make the final jeopardy prize next time “times -1” where you have to invert your number. Imagine how wonderful that would be

@stoneoflight6685

Жыл бұрын

Satan: I have to say, I'm a huge fan.

@LeakyTrees

8 ай бұрын

-900*-1

This is by far the most important comment. Dragons for $500 was actually Wyvern. Drakes ambiguously refer to dragons, and have been used in the context you refer to only in modern fantasy (to my knowledge). Wyvern, however, always refers to a two-legged dragon.

@IceBen4444

Жыл бұрын

That is true but the slide had drake written on it, so -500 for you.

@nikvalinsky

Жыл бұрын

@@IceBen4444 Make it -1000 and you got yourself a deal

@awsam5850

Жыл бұрын

The actual mtg card is Snapping Drake though.

@givemeawand

Жыл бұрын

To clarify for anyone who may try to “correct” this comment: Drake and dragon have historically meant the same thing only gaining different meanings recently. A dragon can have any number of legs while a wyvern can only have two legs and it has been like that for hundreds of years.

@matthewsaari6577

Жыл бұрын

In european etymology, yes. But it's in MTG, where it is called a drake.

This is the best gameshow of all time, I havent even finished this episode yet and Im already craving another!

I would like to say that in general context, the difference between a dragon and drake is ill defined, just like the difference between a sorcerer and wizard, In magic the gathering, yes, a drake is like a dragon with 4 limbs (2 "legs" and 2 wings, while a real dragon has 4 legs and 2 wings) however Tolkien for instance used the terms dragon and drake interchangeably in the Hobbit to describe Smaug.

@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle

Жыл бұрын

okay but magic the noah is never wrong so obviously his question was correct

@matthewsaari6577

Жыл бұрын

Also western medieval culture differs from both of those. Wyvern actually predates dragon in British heraldry, and once both were common Wyvern was specifically 2 legs 2 wings while Dragon was 4 leg 2 wings. Drake however generally is used synonymous for dragon. Though I've seen some not well references charts differentiate a Drake as being a wingless dragon.

@alvinip9128

Жыл бұрын

Shouldn't drakes be wingless land dragons while wyvern are the ones with 2 wings and 2 legs?

@jaceg810

Жыл бұрын

@@alvinip9128 So The other commentor persumably knows best: in western medieval culture, Wyverns are 2 legs, 2 wings, Drakes are wingless OR are synonymous with dragon, and Dragons are the whole deal. however they are often used in fantasy properties, and these might be less accurate. Tolkien (in the hobbit) uses drake and dragon to describe Smaug (the dragon/drake) Magic the Gathering uses dragon for 4 legs 2 wings, and drake for 2 legs 2 wings I guess there is no true set standerd, and its up for interpretation

@huckthatdish

Жыл бұрын

What about in real life?

Noah gives hope and inspiration to every Magic shitposter on the internet

The archduke ferdinan question brings up vivid memories of my middle school history teacher using call and response to get us to learn vocabulary and such but the only one that stuck with me was whenever he mentioned Archduke Ferdinan the class had to interrupt with “and his lovely wife, Sophie” and that’s one of two entire things I retained from middle school (the other was an old documentary on a local overdue mountain that had to slogan “if you don’t run, you die”).

That cronk at the end was hilarious

I've been having a bad day... and I don't know why... but, I guess I was kind of trying not to laugh at the video. To keep my composure. To keep some control over my life. I was doing an incredible job. This was easy, I thought to myself as I took a sip of ice cold water. Then he hesitated a second and said, "Yes! Five Headed Dragon," as if he expected the answer to be wrong, and I spit water out my nose, all over my desk and keyboard, while busting out laughing. Thank you. Keep up the content man.

The jace question killed me. Love these videos.

The second I saw the connect 4 I knew this was amazing

is this that new "commander" format i've heard so much kerfuffle about

I’m sure someone else said this but the guy who shot Franz Ferdinand, Gavrilo Princip, did not die that day. He actually felt really bad about killing his wife and profusely apologized. One of my favorite historical people. He’s simultaneously super important and not at all.

Technically the final jeopardy answer was "Head" not "Heads", so they all should have lost points on that.

@collinbeal

Жыл бұрын

Found the blue player

You don't know how much joy I get from getting these right

as a dragon fanatic, the 500 dragon question triggered me

@knightofcarrion7358

9 ай бұрын

yea iirc thats a wyvern. a drake is like 4 leg, no wing iirc

Honestly finding your channel a couple days ago has brought me so much laughter since its insane, so ty.

I'd like to see Noah make a multiplayer Ace Attorney game where people scream "objection" at each other in discord

15 seconds in and you know it's going to be a fire video

Magic the Noah is easily becoming one of my favorite niche KZread channels

This feels like the game the president of the mtg club at school made in 30 minutes.

When in doubt… colossal dreadmaw

Just want to say, this is the first video of yours I saw, and Im soo happy for your growth. You definitely found a Niche and its working so well for you. I hope your 2024 is great and you continue to provide me with continued great free entertainment.

1:59 they always have this progression where they say the answer, then pose it as a question, then ring in

The winner missed the chance to go "Oh yea, it's all coming together!"

I love that Jacob was kronk, I never realized how similar they are. In voice, average intelligence, loyalty, sheesh.

@meepsoleruler444

7 ай бұрын

If you’re wondering, in percentage similarity: 95%, 100%, 53% Kronk for each: (his voice) iq=17 loyalty= 20

That was a genius play at the end. I had no other choice but to subscribe

"Choose a player to lose 300" Should have chosen Noah.

This is my favorite series.

that actually wasnt a drake, it was a wyvern, drakes have 4 legs and no wings

Drakes are dragons with no wings, Wyverns are the ones with arms as part of their wings.

This is, in my opinion, your best video.

i have no buissness watching these but I enjoy this I have no idea about mtg I was a pokemon fan since the early 2000s but I'm glad this makes me happy have a great day guys

Dang, got me subscribed with the water as I was taking a sip. Enjoyable as always.

The fact that they got most of these ludicrous questions right is awsome

9:23 drakes are 4 legged dragons with no wings, a dragon that has 2 legs and 2 wings that are used as arms is called a Wyvern.

A drake has no wings, a wyvern has arms as wings. SMH my head

Make THIS into a TV show.

I had no idea youre up to 100k, i thought that question was a bit. congrats on 100k dude keep up the awesome work!

I’m not subbing because I drink water, that’s of course the joke. I’m subbing because I was drinking water as you said it and I felt very puzzled for a second and laughed which caused be to cough up some water. Well played, thanks for the laugh!

Incredible video that didn’t drag on.

I love this series

Lets make a collaboration together in the dark at a remote location in the woods.

its really funny because the archduke franz ferdinand question(4:15), ive literally just learned that in socials

Noah you got dragons for 500 wrong, that’s a wyvern, drakes have no wings

@katiequeen7225

Жыл бұрын

but it's mtg and in mtg lore wyverns are called drakes

@velvetbutterfly

8 ай бұрын

@@katiequeen7225it wasn't in MTG categories though, it was general Dragons category

Thing is, there is an ambiguity whether or not dragons only have 4 legs and wings instead of also being able to have 2 legs and only 2 wings. Its weird, but that's how it is

This reminds me of when teachers would do review jeopardy the day before a test

That what color is Jace question got me laughing

The fact he called a Wyvern a Drake and counted Wyvern as wrong makes me unreasonably upset. Fake Dragon fan.

@lucasbeck1391

6 ай бұрын

What even is a drake

@connerkline6269

6 ай бұрын

@@lucasbeck1391 a Drake has 4 legs and no wings.

Jokes on you, I haven't drank water since 1985.

finally got me to subscribe with this one for some reason

Nice games, Noah Good play Sophist, GZ :D

i’ve been following noah for little over a year now and it’s come to my attention that he is very close to beating the game knights in subs

He said that the dragon in dragons for $500 was a drake, but drakes have 4 legs and no wings, so it was a Wyvern, because wyverns have 2 legs and 2 wings, so he was completely wrong with that one

Have you ever tried a vrondiss deck but upgraded my dad made one for me and I can tell u the cards in it it’s so op

can anyone explain the tea time with amanda category?

The answer for the 'Dragons $500'-questions was actually 'Wyvern'. A wyvern has 2 wings and 2 legs (like the picture shown). A drake has no wings and 4 legs.

Wow, you did him dirty saying that wasn't a wyvern

"If you drink water, subscribe" *Laughs in Mountain Dew*

Fun fact, the guy who killed Franz Ferdinand tried really really really hard to die, but failed.

this is my favriote content of yours

For it to be jeopardy, there are far too many questions on the board where there should be answers instead 😉

I really hope of of these you do for real money, but then you make it like real difficult questions that aren't memes to throw them all off

Jokes on you I am drinking Coffee (and I'm already subscribed)

Dragons are essentially all dragons but have different subspecies based on whoever so makes up the lore in their own universe. So much like a wolf is a canine a dalmation is also a canine, but clearly they aren't the same overall, they share similarities. Dragons, Drakes, Wyverns, Ampitheres, Lindwyrms, ect, are all Dragons. But Dragon just so happens to also be the 4 legged 2 winged variety. So both the Dragon (4 wings 2 legs) and "Dragon" (as a whole category) just use the same word. Dragon. All other dragons are just kinda made up for your own lore purposes. The dragon art circle I run around in classifies them this way. Dragon: 4 legs 2 wings Wyvern: 2 legs 2 wings Drakes: 4 legs 0 wings Ampitheres: 0 legs 2 wings But as I said feel free to name them as you see fit for your lore. Most commonly among dragon lovers though Wyverns are 2 wings and 2 legs. And for some reason alot of the most popular fantasy IPs use anything but wyvern. Which is interesting, kinda odd they'll use any other name besides wyvern cause I'm pretty sure via human history most 2 winged 2 legged depictions were called Wyverns and were considered different from a Dragon (4 legs 2 wings), but interesting nonetheless. This piece of history is most likely why a chunk of people argue over Dragon vs Wyvern.

That was a WYVERN

Best yugioh reference. Lol

How do we get a copy of these Jeopardy games so we can lose our friends too?

I literally got an ad for mtg in the middle of the video.

Why do i always get these videos recommended at 2 am.

9:27 According to the sacred Dragon Chart, its a Wyvern, because drakes have four legs and no wings

as someone named eric who doesnt normally hear toher poeple called eric that was wild

That's a fucking wyvern! Wyvern or riot

@katiequeen7225

Жыл бұрын

go complain to wotc, they decided to have drakes actually be wyverns in mtg lore

@mp4unlimited

Жыл бұрын

@@katiequeen7225 get me an address, stat! It's riot time

*uhm actually* (inthe best annoying voice I can) drakes have no wings, wyverns have 2 legs and use their wings to walk as forelimbs and dragons have 4 legs and wings on the back

@katiequeen7225

Жыл бұрын

That depends, in mtg lore specifically drakes are what you'd normally call wyverns

@DragonQueen-ox8dk

9 ай бұрын

​@@katiequeen7225but it didn't ask what mtg card it was, it just asked what dragon it was so that is irrelevant

Alright you got me I was drinking water as the video ended

Worth it 100%

9:22 false wyvern is correct a drake has no wings

7:27 me laughing in my bearded dragon named Norbert

So worth it.

The answer to the thumbnail is True, according to the ever so smart Wheatly.

yoooo, can I get a link to that pokemon wall paper?

you should get lt eddy and cooper on one of these games

angrly putting down my first glass of water of 2023 and subscribing...

These were the custiest sounds contestants of all time. The coats if you will

Hey, i'm already subscribed and i don't drink water... what do i do?

Fun with Amanda for 300, could you choose yourself and not gain or lose any points? Cause it said player and not opponent

@ryanbauman8966

10 ай бұрын

THATS WHATI WAS THINKING

I hope you still have many more friends to lose!

Jace only weights 160? I'm 320 at 6'3, I could break him in half! You know, minus his super powers. Also, this was fun. I'm glad everyone had a good time!

@katiequeen7225

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean "only"? Jace has just about the most average weight he could have for his height, also he is a wizard ofc he ain't jacked

@damackabet.4611

11 ай бұрын

so are you fat or buff? because im pretty sure you have to be one or the other, as you should be somewhere in 200s, as for jace his weights perfectly normal for his height, he probably weigh more if he was buff but hes a wizard so meh.

@oz_jones

11 ай бұрын

@@katiequeen7225 He is Jaced tho. I'll get my coat.

@patrickt101

8 ай бұрын

@@damackabet.4611bro why you gonna reply to this 3 months after with that kind of reply? And edit it??? You trippin on the dum dum juice like crazy dawg, if you ain’t got something constructive to say, let the person be and put their comment out without getting attacked, GD 😭

Two legs and two wing-arms is a typically either a flying wyvern or pseudo wyvern. Two legs and 2 regular wings is typically a bird wyvern. No true wings and 4 legs is typically a fanged wyvern. 2 wings and 4 legs are mostly (elder) dragons. There are also brute wyverns, having two large legs, no wings, and often two small forelimbs. Picine wyverns often feature two strong legs, a flat back, and fin-like arms. Less commonly there are also snake wyverns, featuring long narrow and flexible bodies and usually two pairs of limbs. Similar are leviathans, with a similar body type to snake wyverns with the addition of being partially or wholly aquatic and using their legs as primary locomotion on land rather than slithering. (Wing) drakes are small monsters, typically with two large wings, two short legs, and a long tail and are not a part of the wyvern family.

0.1% of the participants are subscribed to magic the noah.

I kept waiting for the Daily Double and didn’t get one :( you gotta give these silly friends of yours the chance to bet all their money

7:23 harry pogger

The say uno reverse card one I cant believe went over their heads it is the best way to guarantee the win if you have it

Some of these answers are omnipotence level and it is blowing my non-wizards playing mind that they Know some of these 😮😮

@Gambette69

10 ай бұрын

Obligatory 🤯

7:23 Quote: i watched harry pogger so recently

For most viewed MTG video, the answer should have been "this one"

I was literally drinking water when he said if you drink water subscribe.