I ordered in within 2.5 seconds and its been 6 years... WHERE IS IT RYAN? WHERE!?!?

@onthescene7897

6 жыл бұрын

Dom Swinchin You should find Hanate tho, he's the one selling this. I got mine just before The Last Skitzo 😂

@pratikbhusal5202

5 жыл бұрын

You ordered at 2.51 th second..... So too late.. You slow... Bye

@AmazingErrChannel

4 жыл бұрын

Dom Swinchin well he didn’t exactly scam you, but he told you to order and you ordered and he didn’t give it to you.

@TiyaKSahay

3 жыл бұрын

I get Hook on Fonik. My spech gud know!

@LittleToyBonnie

3 жыл бұрын

I am in the middle of programming somethign called hook on fonik

0:37 got fresh order of dog*picks up cat* i had to subscribe

@omi5389

7 жыл бұрын

Josh Curtis my moment was "THIS IS 14 DOLLAR VALUE, BUT WE ARE GIVING YOU FOR 13.........EASY PAYMENTS OF 14.99"

@Sushi_Lover_707

6 жыл бұрын

That cat looked dead inside. 😂

"I do not no longer not know how to not read."I spent 5 minutes thinking did he learn to read or not.

@xoxlover7991

10 жыл бұрын

He doesn't know

@michaelmakesmusic4970

9 жыл бұрын

Nicole Cunha 2 negatives make a positive... so 4 negatives make a positive. He does know.

@pranavagnihotri9360

9 жыл бұрын

MichaelMakesMusic actually the no longer can be ignored. So really it translates to he can't read. I do not not know means I do know. He does not how to not read. So he can't read.

@michaelmakesmusic4970

9 жыл бұрын

So in other words... I'm dumb?

@pranavagnihotri9360

9 жыл бұрын

No you are just in a listless torpor from the awe inducing eclectic variety of entertainment presented by this fine channel. Thus, you were simply bamboozled and failed to grasp the simple rife language that was being used. So in conclusion.... No.

1 decade of creative ideas!!! and still more to come...

@iqceo4276

3 жыл бұрын

Moana Legends and here we are in 2020 and he’s still great

@virbhutani7342

3 жыл бұрын

wish there was more to come....

@iamummati

Жыл бұрын

And now he no more upload on his main channel and no new stuffs. 🥺

If you order now you get a free order of dog! *picks up cat*

@shraddhasonaress

7 жыл бұрын

PureUV Music 😂😂😂

@firrgame2430

7 жыл бұрын

inspire TV I love meowy

@elduderino4936

6 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke dumbass

Dear Ryan, I doubt you'll ever see this ever, but I've been watching your videos since I was little. Now looking back through all these great originals, you make me feel old man. I'm almost 19 and I've been watching since kindergarten... Thanks for the memories.

@homus45

Жыл бұрын

1990 the world was perfect then your generation came

@Abz2205

Жыл бұрын

@@homus45 bruh

TOO LATE! YOU SLOW! BYE!

@rubyschull4218

7 жыл бұрын

Capt. RiskyBoots lol!

I love how Ryan kept with the videos like this, you can clearly see the same vibe

@Rosarescent

8 жыл бұрын

not really, it seems more commercialized though

Six years later, and I still think this is funny.

@Henry-jb2hb

2 жыл бұрын

six years later and it's still funny

@troublemakerbros4267

Жыл бұрын

@@Henry-jb2hb 13 years... DUMB ASS. Learn to count with Hook on Mathnatic!...

@troublemakerbros4267

Жыл бұрын

@@Henry-jb2hb Atleast I know If I meet a Henry Conway to know youre fucking stupid as fucking GOD DAYYYMMM SHIIIIIIAAAYYYYTTTT...... Dumb ass.

13 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos i've ever seen

Laughed the ehole time

@iqceo4276

3 жыл бұрын

shgurr Haha, me too! Ryan is such a great KZreadr

@Sky-TheYouTubeAccount

3 жыл бұрын

@@iqceo4276 Bruh it's crazy how this comment is 7 years old lol :D

@raychen8221

3 жыл бұрын

yeah same

@Sky-TheYouTubeAccount

3 жыл бұрын

@@raychen8221 Noice

@bruh.5620

3 жыл бұрын

lets be honest, it wasnt that funny. just because its ryan doesnt mean you have to laugh at his joke every time he makes one. hell, he even admits his jokes were unfunny.

I guess the skitzo group does other things

Still my favorite Nigahiga video lol

@DestructiveDave1900

7 жыл бұрын

Mines is the Carl's Jr. Portabello Mushroom Burger. :D

@aalamahmad6677

7 жыл бұрын

Realistic but not real gun is the best video for me

@tamaduk

5 жыл бұрын

Stella Wang mine is Skitzo: my morning routine

@raht9578

5 жыл бұрын

Mine is DUDE VS WILD

That's a $14.00 value but we will give if to you for 13-----------easy payments of $14.99.

@TheInfinityMaster1

10 жыл бұрын

Funniest part! XD

@raunakrajput2579

5 жыл бұрын

that makes it 194.87 dollars. WORTH IT

@menahilkhan4739

2 жыл бұрын

The executive will never not be smooth when it's ryan😂

Even 10 years later this video still has me dying of laughter What a classic

i love the fact that he has myspace in his discription box

@PJ_Wendigo

9 жыл бұрын

*checks discription* wait he still uses myspace what?

@kyanderson253

9 жыл бұрын

That does explain how he knows that there is no one on MySpace

@Blade.5786

5 жыл бұрын

I love that he has gullible in his description!

Wow, 2009? This was a classic! :D

I'm a happy customer of Hook'd On Chronic.

What happened to your cat?

@kikirocy5390

7 жыл бұрын

Its an apple

@shoznoor7036

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@gamestation7461

7 жыл бұрын

+shoz noor YOU.. AGAIN

@shoznoor7036

7 жыл бұрын

Game Station oh hey lol

@TheNBAFreak

7 жыл бұрын

Rocks Blocks LMFAO

THIS WAS THE FIRST VIDEO OF RYAN HIGA THAT I EVER WATCHED!!! After this, I got really addicted to his videos. 😂

This is the first ever video where he used teehee. Respect

@Icyfire25

3 жыл бұрын

Not true

@ArmanZaidi

2 жыл бұрын

first HD video too

turn on captions at 0:24 !

@user-hl4ih8vv8u

10 жыл бұрын

WTH?!

@annaann3054

9 жыл бұрын

LOL XD

@amoghjoshi9013

9 жыл бұрын

Hi

@jonathangarcia6177

9 жыл бұрын

0:29 “fucking Spanish

@iwinzbroboss9814

9 жыл бұрын

15 Minute Videos Wtf?

I come back in 2015 and i now understand the chronic joke

@RedfieldRockRadio

8 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@freshprince5428

8 жыл бұрын

+rainbowflash63 chronic is weed

I love KZread beyond words for recommending me the old gems of my favorite KZreadr Ryan :)

When I feel sad I'd watch ryan's videos he always makes me laugh

hook on fonik taught me to read but then I bought the expansion hook'd on chronic and then I forgot HAHAHAHA :)

these videos never get old....

It makes my day to watch just one of his videos.

I can actually remember watching this 10 years ago... wow

LMAO. This never gets old 😂😂😂

Whenever I need to laugh, I watch your videos. Thank you for being your hilariously funny self.

This was the very 1st NigaHiga video I ever saw. Takes me back. ,}

"You also get a fresh order of dog!" >Holds up cat Cat: Help…

Watching this 7 years later😭😭 I need a life

@MynicknameisViolet

7 жыл бұрын

Kezzie Akintola watching again 7 years later for me xD

Holy crap, this was ten years ago... Time really flies.

This was one of the first videos that I ever watched on KZread. This, AMVs and old Half-Life / Counter-Strike machinimas.

I get taught how to not know how to not read and i get a fresh dog!? sign me up!

Oh my god! This video is hilarious!

Watching Ryan's old videos is hilarious

still one of my favorite videos ever

"Too Late You Slow Bie!" xD loool

"and if you call in the next 2,5 you get all of this for free too late you slow bye"

2017 and still GOLD!

I remember how I used to watch this video when I was 15 lol. There weren't many channels that I subscribed back then, so I kept watching the same videos haha.

TOO LATE. YOU SLOW. BYE. HHAHAHAHAH

"Too late you slow bye." HAHAHA

I miss nigahiga uploads

Finnally Ryan! I found your MySpace link!

i can save money and get my offer just by restarting this video .. easy

hanate,rdizzle and regina

@aqil3764

6 жыл бұрын

Akumurix and ryan

I absolutely love this music :D

Good job spotting the sarcasm, Dr. Watson.

HANATEEEE

Jennifer Jiang Brandon Guo omg at the end hes like too late u slow lmao too slow

@BrandonGuo

9 жыл бұрын

now that i know what it is.....

@alicecheng8512

9 жыл бұрын

-_- screw charlie ugh

@BrandonGuo

9 жыл бұрын

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:

@alicecheng8512

9 жыл бұрын

ya

Can't believe that this guy can make us laugh in under a min.

10 years later and still funny 😂

Ryan, you have a cat?

@AssassinsMeep

10 жыл бұрын

Dog*

@ripvanwinkle1305

10 жыл бұрын

Assassin's Meep No, cat. The little white cat. Momo. Not Marley or Teddy.

@AssassinsMeep

10 жыл бұрын

Rip Van Winkle Trying to make his quote in the video into a joke. I guess I failed

@biospartan3569

10 жыл бұрын

Assassin's Meep nope,you didn't fail,the guy just didn't understand...maybe because he pay attention to the vid.

@ripvanwinkle1305

10 жыл бұрын

SlendyPsycho Sp I payed attention to the video, but hadn't watched it in a few months when I saw their comment. Check the dates. I watched this in November, they commented in January. I don't think it was unreasonable that I forgot parts of the video, especially considering how many of Ryan's videos I saw since this one.

“Apple” Looks at paper “Dumbass”

Skitzo and advertisements are definitely my favorites from Ryan. And both are here. *SMILE!*

man I come back to this just to see what it would say when you put on the captions, after the video was over, I laughed so hard that I cried then immediately went into a cough attack and almost died lol

too late XD . . . . . . . actually watched this on 2015 . . . TOO LATE :3

Dear Ryan, this is a really old video so you won' even see this, if you do ( which you probably won't) please whack Sean in the face using Gregg hand

I love young Ryan, he was so funny, even back then and he's younger so he seems so much cuter, lol

This i just wtnessed an asian doing an arguebly racist video about asian steriotypes?

@GamingMeatBag

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah I know. Hawaian

@sabrinas.2623

9 жыл бұрын

***** He's of Japanese decent? www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=is+ryan+higa+asian&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

@CrashLeMoss

9 жыл бұрын

***** Actually, His mother and father were born in Japan :/

@janelrod1808

9 жыл бұрын

He lived in Hawaii but his parents are Japanese

@CrashLeMoss

9 жыл бұрын

But yes, you did. SO IT'S NOT RACIST! :D

51 seconds of pure classic ryan higa comedy :D

I really like this character. Please bring him back Ryan ^_^

I love this one.

This video is a great example of why Ryan doing a funny accents video would be AWESOME :3

Ryan Higa is the world's most hilarious funny comedian youtuber in youtube!

I'd say this is ryans best video, i couldnt stop laughing after about 30 seconds, and the first time i watched it, i pretty much laughed the whole time

i just love this

this is amazing.

Great video!!

binge watching all of ryans old vid #ihavenolife 😂😂🙏🏼

this is the fastest commercial i have ever seen ryan do

00:37 It's not my first time seeing this I saw it a long time ago but I can't even it gets me every time LOL 😂😂😂😂

I first discovered these in college and now I'm sharing them with my daughter. They're just as funny to her as they were to me.

This is the stuff of legends.

i probably watched all of ryans vids but never saw this one!!

It's 2020 at 0:03 still gets me after 11 years.

SO GOOD MAN.

One of the classics......^^

Watching old Ryan videos :O

The ending always gets me. Lool. Oh gosh.

Its really been almost 12 years since i discovered this video. Wow im almost 30.

So funny I LOVE you keep doing what your doing

My family needs that!

how have I not seen this before!??

Too Late. You Slow. Bye. Hahahahaha. That killed me.

11 years later and i finally get the hooked on chronic joke

best KZreadr ever

I keep getting these videos on my recommended section

Ryan's thank you video sent me here :)

Amazing man you da man

memories...

I like ryan when he is advertising something

PHEW! just about ordered it! :)

the cat part part KILLS my every time!

10 years later I just got that Hooked on Chronik joke. LOL!! Old Ryan was edgy as fuck

Hookd on chronik went right over my head as a kid