"Asylum never loses money" With the budget of a banana and a shoe lace, you always make a profit.

Asylum: "Hey, can I copy your homework?" Pixar: *"NO"*

@ArvelleWhitaker

4 жыл бұрын

I feel pain.....help me.

@Deform-2024

4 жыл бұрын

Asylum: *Ight imma do it anyway.*

@perrilewis180

4 жыл бұрын

Asylum: *punches Pixar out and kicks Disney whose was already crippled by doing live action remakes to keep the rights of public domain classics* Thank you!

@denkokoro

Жыл бұрын

Asylum: "Thanks, man. Happy Opposite Day!"

@sammyjaohnson5631

Жыл бұрын

Asylum: aight ill just use the internet then

"blumhouse is the cheapest studio out there..." Asylum: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

@LegoWarFims

4 жыл бұрын

Asylum: Hold my redox

@michaelstrong5383

4 жыл бұрын

Asylum: "Bitch, I make movies with a budget of a dime. Beat that!"

@SB992REBORN

3 жыл бұрын

Blumhouse makes their films look realistic and PHENOMONAL. Asylum just is.. cheap.

@fightingmedialounge519

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't exactly say realistic.

In time of crisis Billy's laugh always shines through.

@tylerhackner9731

4 жыл бұрын

Billy’s laugh ended Coronavirus

@BarbadosBeerFestival

4 жыл бұрын

TimeMakerMan I want to see the laughter footage with a joker filter lol

@OGMillyMillz_

4 жыл бұрын

naw he's annoying

@LegoWarFims

4 жыл бұрын

OGMillyMillz how is he annoying?

@OGMillyMillz_

4 жыл бұрын

LegoWarFilms his laugh is just too much

"With his football shoulder pads on" 😂😂😂

Barl looks like Wreck it Ralph and Peter Griffen got molded together and made that thing.

@cloudtx

4 жыл бұрын

With a little bit of a warcraft orc thrown in there for good measure.

I love how beginning a KZread clip with a patented Billy Breakdown is becoming consistent lmao

@realscrumpus

3 жыл бұрын

purposeless is here? oh shit!

@suthius85

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda expect with every Bad Movie Review 😄

Asylum reminds me of that old Amanda Show sketch called "Blockblister," where people would storm into a video store and angrily return one of Blockblister's shitty parodies (F-Men, Stuart Lipple, George from the Jungle, the Vantom Menace)

@emmanueljusino6217

4 жыл бұрын

Bitoy Valenzuela wow... The memories

@michaelstrong5383

4 жыл бұрын

Asylum: "But this movie is better. *MUCH BETTER!"*

@miguelangelthomas5154

4 жыл бұрын

"is not the same. IS BEETER!"

@PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that sketch!

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

I Remember That Amanda Show Sketch & I Had Some Good Times.

Billy’s laugh always put a big smile on my face

@crunchy1547

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s like half the reason I watch

Man u know the bad movie reviews r always good when Billy is around

This makes Cars 2 look like a documentary.

@tylerhackner9731

4 жыл бұрын

This makes Cars 2 and The Good Dinosaur look like Citizen Kane and The Godfather combined. Thanks Asylum.

@michaelstrong5383

4 жыл бұрын

I hate both Cars 2 and The Emoji Movie, but at least both of them are visually nice to look at.

@ccateni28

4 жыл бұрын

It is now...

@The3rdGunman

4 жыл бұрын

You'll beg for Norm of the North while this is on.

@ccateni28

4 жыл бұрын

@@The3rdGunman NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!

We didn't even get a punchline or context. Just Billy's laugh. This is a guaranteed banger.

it's almost a miracle this got trimmed into a 40 min vid... was almost 2 hours of straight up roasting this heaping pile of trash.

@CKBrooke

4 жыл бұрын

BrannDailor I should’ve listened to the full cast on Twitch! Darn

@CreamAle

4 жыл бұрын

@@CKBrooke there is a VOD.

Pixar=Crayola Asylum=Roseart

@Bigedub101

Жыл бұрын

U being generous...More like some cheap crayons from dollar tree

Disnee Studios presents, a Fixar production...Directed by Tyler Perry... (no need to change that part)

@chubbubdreamer6904

4 жыл бұрын

Work ethic!

@remixchild

Жыл бұрын

@Charles Thigpen Charles Thigpen that I can agree on

I just want to point out at 1:04 they spelled 'venomous' wrong.

@DeeSee25

4 жыл бұрын

Not a Bizarre JoJo lol! They really spelled it wrong! Lmao

@CKBrooke

4 жыл бұрын

Not a Bizarre JoJo lol!!!!!!

@MovieFan1912

2 жыл бұрын

As if the bar hadn’t been lowered enough.

Billy looks like RuPaul when he laughs lol

@brt1strrbb110

4 жыл бұрын

Billy looks like rupaul trying to dress in a "manly" way

@geezymob1839

4 жыл бұрын

PointyStuff facts😂😂😂

@ameliacraig8789

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Billy laughing his butt off is the main reason why I love watching these bad movie reviews

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

Definitely and Billy is My Sprit Animal

Asylum’s gonna make knock-off DT Merch eventually

@LARKXHIN

4 жыл бұрын

"Get that black TRIPLE TOASTER merch from TTmerch.com!"

@GrayscaleCanvas

4 жыл бұрын

Triple Baked

@kakurangerman25

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta get that classic white tee with the black logo

That furry Saberspark should be in the comments soon :p

@RamonComedyImprov

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo 😂😂😂

Billy's laugh makes my entire life!😂

I am so surprised that Disney has not yet sue Asylum for copying their movies

@SmartSmears

4 жыл бұрын

They cant since it's still technically legal

@SmartSmears

4 жыл бұрын

@@SourceAwareness Plus Disney actually winning that lawsuit would just make copyright law even stupider than it is already at the moment

@fulcrum6760

4 жыл бұрын

The copy almost got sued by Warner Bros.

1:03 They couldn't afford to spell "venomous" right?

@lenindominguez1986

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 🤣🤣🤣

@DeeSee25

Жыл бұрын

Smh lol

Man, Sh!t went south for Ralph after his second movie. Was Ralph breaks the internet really that bad?

@sharonspears-mandeville2369

4 жыл бұрын

PLC The Legacy uh,no..I think someone-I think from another,Fantasy-related game in the arcade- might've had a fling with Wreck-it at the time,but her game had a bug and Litwack/Litwak had to later remove it,and thus..the result of that illicit game character affair led to the fantasy game's developers to leave the already-rendered character on some pre-made 3D graphic free-to-use site,leading to..this,apparently..?!

@ccateni28

4 жыл бұрын

yep

Asylum who thing is we make porn parodies of movies without the porn lol

@jimsuniverse4954

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😆

@comixproviderftw_02

4 жыл бұрын

You want a porn parody from The Asylum? Go watch Invasion of the Pod People.

If "He came outta nowhere" was a person, Martin @ 1:56

37:20 One of the bikers on the right isn't even textured.

@sonikku956

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my fucking lord

26:31 is my favorite part 🤣😂 I didn’t expect that!

Nothing like hearing that iconic laugh at the beginning of a Double Toasted review.

At times like this I miss Goodwin & Girts

@kidnamedghost3470

4 жыл бұрын

What happened to them?

@Skarletkombat

4 жыл бұрын

KidNamedGhost they left to pursue different careers

@andim.8788

4 жыл бұрын

Gritz would love this

0:11 When you get in touch of your inner Joker 🃏

@mariosonic4ever

4 жыл бұрын

The guy in the red shirt in Homeward looks like Joaquin Phoenix.

@eviedegrandpre5268

4 жыл бұрын

Are they laughing at those baggy jeans?💀😂

@meldrickedwards8799

4 жыл бұрын

@@eviedegrandpre5268 I think the jeans and the way they were walking.

This is one of the funniest Double Toasted reviews there's ever been. I hope they review more Asylum films.

At 37:35 one of the bald orcs isn’t even colored it’s just a white model

I discovered this channel during the pandemic. This was the video that started it all for me. I have been a loyal fan since. You three in particular have brought me such joy and I’m incredibly grateful for your dedication.

Fam I just realize Billy is the brother of Mehcad Brooks...🤦🏽‍♂️

@Ladygothii12

4 жыл бұрын

.....WE'VE BEEN OVER THUS DERRICK, WHERE WERE YOU?!?

Both saber spark & Double Toasted Ripped this Shit Apart in the best way

This is one if those reviews of your guys' that I can't stop rewatching.

Less than 30 seconds in and I'm already dying from the laughter at 0:10.

@jeansummers6452

4 жыл бұрын

mariosonic4ever I wonder if he was laughing at the shoulder pads or the baggy pants 😂

@mariosonic4ever

4 жыл бұрын

9:27 Sheriff Woody laugh?

"Z Nation" is the best thing Asylum made, though that's probably not saying much.

@kaylaglazz

4 жыл бұрын

love it so much the worst thing is the consistency of plot and there is no explanation why Warren hair turns from blond to black in the scene where she exits the ship on what I think is the last episode

You know its gonna be good when the video kicks off with Billy's laugh

Even through all this madness, thanks for making us laugh in this rough times. Billy is the best on this bad movie reviews.

4:20 i love how the vampire girl in the background is like "...😒can i go home now?"

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

Good Lord 😂😂😂

Can't wait for that soul plane review

@blackdoug9903

4 жыл бұрын

Come on soul plane is classic.😂🤣

@ishathompson8439

4 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

They Already Covered Soul Plane

@elrobo832

Жыл бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986 not 2 years ago

39:49 Watch his eyes when he blinks the lids don't cover his eyeballs.

Asylum makes movies for audiences that love watching movies that are so bad, they become unintentional comedies. *Edit:* especially if you get really high before watching it. 😂

@callumcowan7047

4 жыл бұрын

+Maurice Mejia Then by it's definition, they aren't unintentional comedies. If the outcome was intended.

@MauriceM_R

4 жыл бұрын

Callum Cowan Asylums isn’t trying to make comedies with their movies. So the outcome isn’t intended.

This makes me want to watch Trollhunters That was a p good show

@michaelstrong5383

4 жыл бұрын

Very underrated show

I took a big gulp of my drink just before 31:39 and Billy's laugh had me about as close to spitting that drink out all over my monitor as I've ever been.

Did anyone else notice that this video got cropped? It's very noticable at the beginning, because now Billy's laugh reaction is out-of-context. The video's length used to be 42:39 (since May 2021), but now it's 41:44. Was that KZread auto editing or Double Toasted editing it?

Billy's back at it again with that laugh!

Why this dude look like Wreck it Ralph

@LegoWarFims

4 жыл бұрын

LARKXHIN because Wreck-it-Ralph at least was charming and coherent

@michaelstrong5383

4 жыл бұрын

Because mockbusters

@LARKXHIN

4 жыл бұрын

Ok I asked this before watching the video lol

Still more realistic than the Fast and the Furious franchise.

@rc7625

4 жыл бұрын

Don't even get me started on that ridiculous series. Lol

Can some one PLEASE put a joker filter on our boy here getting in touch with his inner Joker? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That laugh in the preview was so insane that I started laughter for no friggin reason!!🤣

@acjuan84

7 ай бұрын

What happened in that scene they were laughing at? It seemed like abrupt editing.

Disney: Announced the movie The Asylum: I’ll Steal It! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!

These Bad Movie reviews are a great addition to reviewing bad movie videos with Best of the Worst and Movie Nights. We even have the DT version of the Rich Evan's laugh

They make Blum more Hollywood than cheap 🤣

Y'all should do a whole series on "Mockbusters" like this. The Asylum is one of the top offenders.

I need a compilation of just Billy laughing

Try Trolland. You're gonna loose your sanity.

@LegoWarFims

4 жыл бұрын

Random Boi I lost my shit, over that movie. I never ever wanted to watch a movie again.

@jeansummers6452

4 жыл бұрын

They should watch what’s up😂 That racist UP ripoff😂

@michaelstrong5383

4 жыл бұрын

If they think the animation in this movie looks bad (and it is, don't get me wrong) Trolland is even more horrendous. It makes this look like a Pixar film.

@albatross4920

4 жыл бұрын

I still have nightmares from troll land😱

We need that Billy laugh supercut

I can't wait to see Asylum's Soul ripoff.

@eatatjoes6751

4 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@fulcrum6760

4 жыл бұрын

Spirits?

The fact they got the English voice of Yoshikage Kira is just… how? Did he have to pay off a parking ticket? The man is not hurting for work even if he’s a horrible person.

I just need to be locked up with those three & I will be dying of laughter. 😆

21:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant

Asylum will finally cross the line when they make bootleg DT merch

@andim.8788

4 жыл бұрын

Then we hit these steers for for real

Thank you for making a longer video about this movie.

As bad as this company is, they don’t hold a candle to video brinquedo

Everyone this is a time where the better sides of ourselves must shine though so please join me when I say YALL NEED TO SEE A NEIL BREENE MOVIE!!

In this time of economic turmoil and the corona virus pandemic, I hope you guys do more bad movie reviews

16:00 The resemblance 🤣

But what if I rip-off these Asylum movies? Would *I* get sued..? 🤔🤔🤔

That song at the end credits tho 😂😂😂😂😂

Asylum is like "McDowells" from Coming to America. "The Big Mic" 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ so so so shameless

@andim.8788

4 жыл бұрын

Hey don't u ever disrespect MacDowell the don't have sesame seed on there buns

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

We Have So Many Memes & Parodies Of McDonald's

Tom Green looks like Tom Green's dad 🤣

That laugh at stat healed me.

You gotta check out asylum walking dead rip off “Z nation”

@oo4758

4 жыл бұрын

Black summer on Netflix is hella intense tho.

@kaylaglazz

4 жыл бұрын

yo I was wondering what I've see that was asylum because I've never seen the movie but I LOVE Z NATION lol I watched Bernie mac as a kid and Aunt Wanda is so bad ass.

This review of the terrible "Homeward" went on to become the *first* of several Asylum film reviews! 😂

Guys how did you miss the fact that not only was Michael Johnson the animator but also the editor and the director of the movie.

Billy would make an excellent take on the Joker: 0:00

I LOVE THESE VIDS SO MUCH GUYS! KEEP ON DOING THIS DT CREW

Never change Asylum.

9:35 that’s how you assert your dominance

"There's bad clipping throughout this movie." as Martin's audio clips.

Billy be looking like Rupaul 🤣💀

Barl is Orcish for Borrow.

They even got the talent of Sir Albert Wesker in this shit. I just heard him as Jojos Kira.

I believe the Asylum also did the movie Bound, which was a knockoff 50 Shades of Grey. What they got right was they marketed the film as a thriller, as neither film should've ever been mistaken for a "romance" movie in the first place.

Oh no, D.C. Douglas, not you. Albert frickin Wesker is on this dang "film"!

Hilarious review. Thanks, Double Toasted Crew. And one guy not bad, I have seen worse. Also if these guys react like this to Homeward then can you imagine their reaction to Trolland by The Asylum? I could not find the words after the movie.

27:17 "Cholo-Hydrolics" Another underrated gem from Martin.

Damn! Tom Green changed a lot 😅

Billy should be the next Joker.

Transmorphers and Atlantic Rim....

36:25 there’s a un textured dude in there oh my goodness

I think this is one of the only reviews I have seen where that cringey rap song they listen to when driving into New Orc City was not mentioned. Respect

They released it two weeks before Onward? I'm surprised they didn't do what the Razzies used to do with the Oscars and release it the day before.

That Cyclops looks a lot like Barf from. "You Can't do That on Television" lol

They spelled "venomous" wrong in the Snakes on a Train trailer, great production value, lmao

The Asylum is giving Blumhouse a run for their money.

@andim.8788

4 жыл бұрын

Blum house does hood movies

...respect from Nashville Tennessee! Please review more mock-busters from asylum! Mane they got some "WINNERS" in their repertoire!!