Hoi4 Millennium Dawn: I HATE THE EU
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Vive France, Down with the EU I guess
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The way you just slowly realised as the EU got bigger it meant that stuff could not longer/make it harder to be passed was hilarious because that's EXACTLY what occurred in real life....
@alexs5744
Жыл бұрын
So basically it is a bloated bureaucracy that should be abolished.
@fuadlabib703
Жыл бұрын
That's why sometimes you need a dictator like Sulla
@TheArklyte
Жыл бұрын
Insert the joke about PDX representing irl politics very accurate in galactic community votes in Stellaris.
@TheArklyte
Жыл бұрын
@@fuadlabib703 Roman Republic >>> Roman Empire
@fuadlabib703
Жыл бұрын
@@TheArklyte that's what he was trying to do 😭😭😭
"Imagine the French try to tell you, you can't do something. That'd how you get Naz- Brexit, that's how you get Brexit."
@themouthofsauron6926
Жыл бұрын
Or Coalition Wars where most of Europe teams up to defeat Napoleon lol.
@itszilo7436
Жыл бұрын
Lazerpig correct?
@Duskraven67
Жыл бұрын
@@itszilo7436 yes, I'm not that clever. Just thought It fit here.
@sean5350
Жыл бұрын
@@Duskraven67 best response
@Enchie
Жыл бұрын
@@Duskraven67 True. The British would go down a dark path before they would listen to the French.
23:08 I love how Portugal and Latvia vote "no" and still get annexed anyway
@hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
Жыл бұрын
"Congratulations, you are being liberated." "Please do not resist..."
@ziggytheassassin5835
Жыл бұрын
literally a "democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep voting on whos for lunch" moment
@_EllieLOL_
8 ай бұрын
Historically accurate
Also fun fact when you are doing putting European stuff to vote, click on the 14 day timer to accept
@brandonbaker536
Жыл бұрын
Also for other players you can persuade/convince other political factions vote in the decisions area
Using the Ireland Expanded mod can you take over the entire world and create the grand guiness empire?
@lowetastic8723
Жыл бұрын
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@The_Beefcake_Cometh
Жыл бұрын
I'll drink to that lol
@beaglaoich4418
11 ай бұрын
@@lowetastic8723is that how many pieces you think the Uk could balkanise into?
@le9038
3 ай бұрын
I like to imagine this comment without context.
The EU is the biggest pain in the ass to play in Milenium dawn.
@SamaelHellscrem
Жыл бұрын
Not just Milenium dawn...
@mortimersmithsr2522
Жыл бұрын
The EU is the biggest pain in the ass in reality.
@AxeltheKing1000
Жыл бұрын
@@SamaelHellscrem irl as well..
@Enchie
Жыл бұрын
As anyone who had to deal with them would say, "Death to the EU!".
@filiptalimdzioski7281
Жыл бұрын
Should I even disable it, I see it as a nuisance and just fills up your game with logs?
"What is the Dublin II, I'm so confused" Realistic reaction of any person living in the EU when news talk about what laws were voted in Bruxelles XD
@alielkhoumsi4376
Жыл бұрын
Btw you can visit the EU parlement if you ever come to Bruxelles, there’s a guided visit.
@NerdistheWay
Жыл бұрын
Every people who live in the PIGS countries know perfectly these policies. Depends on how much impact some of these policies in different countries. It's perfectly normal
@Clemdauphin
4 ай бұрын
@@NerdistheWay PIGS?
It simply is painfully realistic, as a french myself
Your literally probably in a small group of like 20 people who have ever been brave enough to go through the ovecomplicated pains of Millenium Dawn and its EU focus. Your content is historically valuable as one of the only living documents of somebody who has bothered to do this much in such a laggy mod, please explore the other paths ! Communist EU, Liberal EU, Napoleonic, German Nationalist o_o they are all great to see!
@admontblanc
5 ай бұрын
Green EU with Greta Thunberg as leader. It can be done, but I'm not sure if you need to start as Sweden for getting Greta.
@guardianevan8406
5 ай бұрын
@@admontblanc hahaha whaaat
I got to say seeing you became more delirious and desperate on finishing the 100+ focus tree is funny for me.
And now you finally realized why the EU hasn't unified in real life.
@johnlynch1353
Жыл бұрын
I think you mean why it will never unify in real life
@pieceofschmidtgamer
Жыл бұрын
@@johnlynch1353 Same difference.
@emib6599
Жыл бұрын
They would need him as commission's president to unified. A politician that has the enough willpower to follow his goal until his brain fries and go crazy/depressed. With lot of them you can clearly see that they simply don't care.
@TheLordboki
Жыл бұрын
USA managed, there was serious resistance to the idea of centralized government, including a civil war. Imo, over time, EU will get more cohesive to allow this.
@pieceofschmidtgamer
Жыл бұрын
@@TheLordboki No. There are some pretty substantial differences between the US and the EU. With the US there is a common language and culture that binds the states together. The EU has none of that. The causes of the US Civil War can be summed up as economics (yes, slavery was a matter of economics).
"I don't know what I voted for!" 100% True EU parlament experience.
"Is this an actual representation of the bs of the EU?" Yes
@Psykoosi92
4 ай бұрын
Still wondering if his cucumbers are straight enough for class-A
"You people would be happier if youd just let me rule you!!" lol loving the homelander vibes this episode
Millennium Dawn. One of the best mod of Hoi4, excellently made, full completed of every details needed to experience modern day politics, warfare, economics etc... Cause of nervous breaking of almost the totality of the players. Some have even matured PTSD. 🤣🤣🤣👍
@vampireknight5821
Жыл бұрын
how to research, how to do sattelites, how to do optimal disivion templates, how to get rid of debt?
@zack_attack8758
Жыл бұрын
@@vampireknight5821 go check Hammurabae's Channel
@TheDaltonius
Жыл бұрын
I love the part where I restored the Soviet Union then my economy crashes 3 times in the span of 20 years Edit: years
@danielefabbro822
Жыл бұрын
@@TheDaltonius yeah, that's an unique feeling. 🤣🤣🤣
@danielefabbro822
Жыл бұрын
@@vampireknight5821 imagine me, after having played 7 years consecutive, conquered half of the world, then suddenly the game crashed without savings. [nervous laughs in the background] 🤣🤣🤣👍
Once again, I recommend to boost AI nations, choose AI economic boost in preset settings and boost majority of bigger nations so that AI will not suicide itself in Millenium Dawn. It's unfair to player, but at least the world isn't collapsing. And if you're playing a nation that allows boosting, difficulty debuff and boost cancel each other and you get only buffed AIs. And a small research malus.
In this episode, Stakuyi learns about realpolitik
You can select all the unassigned units by shift clicking the unassigned units pop-up
"Let's get some colonies, it'll be great!" "Wait why is my economy in shambles?" "The colonies are a money drain!" Yeah, we kinda figured it out the first time. It's just never worth it unless you're doing it for political power or because you, as an individual, have shares in a company that could make a lot of profit from that changing situation, East India Trading Company style, because they'll come out ahead, not either of the countries. Also, I am amazed at how easily you got that debt down. Were it so easy... Also, hearing you talk about the migrant problem, sorry you had to deal with it. Paris, Ii assume? I at least hope you got to see some of the countryside, it's got the best parts of the country, especially for a holiday.
@awildpanther2031
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes your the victims of colonialism. Also what do you mean we figured it out? You didn’t do anything other people did
@Johnnyupside
Жыл бұрын
@@awildpanther2031 We taught them a lesson they never would forget
@ImNotaRussianBot
Жыл бұрын
I think the colonies/empire building history lesson could be learned from the Roman Empire the USSR. Like it never effing works. The more you control, the more you pay until you implode.
@ImNotaRussianBot
Жыл бұрын
@@awildpanther2031 He is speaking for a country or society. And this is a comments section on KZread not the damn Hague.
@beaglaoich4418
11 ай бұрын
@@Johnnyupsidewhat was that?😊
"I don't know what I voted for!" - Members of the EU Parliament on a daily basis... "I don't even know what I'm doing,I'm just accepting stuff" You got into the roleplay quite well...
Are we all just conspiring to hit the like goals as quickly as possible to watch them suffer yeah??
@thenugget1991
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@paintyxd
Жыл бұрын
Them? I only see a guy playing, not multiple people
@LuaAMil
Жыл бұрын
@@paintyxd Them can be used as a singular and a plural? You got a problem with that then take it up with the OED buddy.
@xDLiLi1337
Жыл бұрын
@@paintyxd Learn english.
He looks more crazed and dishevelled as this went on. No wonder Presidents age rapidly, Stakuyi went through one of the worst things a person would have to wrestle with; Bureaucracy.
"I will make you eat snails. Witch" 12:24
18:05 you don't need navy to kill Bosnia because of paratroopers
This man learned the struggles of voting in the EU through a hoi4 mod
You should play Croatia in multiplayer game with a friend and let him be Chile and conquer the coastlines
That was awesome, first gaming video I've seen you do as I found you through shorts 😅
This is the real experience we have. It's horrible 😂 Yet it's the best we have🤷🏻♀️
please continue, i'm loving this
Iran has a great focus tree. Would love to see you play it
Please do a Tanya the Evil (Youjo Senki) mod playthrough for hoi4!
the equipment you keep in storage also effects your defence spending
"I don't like that smile on your face " Hes smiling down from heaven at you now Stakuyi. Bunga Bunga all day everyday.
Coming in late with a Stakuyi marathon . Got to binge the videos I have missed.
Me playing Millenium Dawn be like: Japan: Take care of our economy, we are in debt, do politics, stabilize the nation! Me: Kaga! I'm building Kaga! Oh, let's rebuild the Yamato, Musashi, and even Shinano....we do need another carrier anyways. Japan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! WE ARE LIVING IN POVERTY! AND THERE IS NO NEED FOR BATTLESHIPS NOWDAYS! Me: I have Kaga, I have everything I need, you can die now.
You should try and take over Russia and China almost as a mix of the first sino Japanese war and the ruso-jappenese war
Man wants to make the eu an actual nation. Picks France Constantly in a struggle session Is annoyed about how poor the eu is Amazing
Bosnia did have a coastal puppet, dear god
Hey Stakuyi you should try next in Millenium Dawn to reform the Empire of Brazil
I don't think you have yet tried Italy but you should it has very many fun things in it'd focus tree and options
You now know the reasons why a ton of South Koreans are starting to move away from unification with the north. It would cost the country short term more than it’s worth
Great Video also because it even motivated to try the mod myself. Looking forward to the next one. If you wanna try another european country I'd recommend monarchist Sweden, i've already tried it and I was able to do something interesting way earlier than with other countries but only got a good industry/economy through puppeting Germany. :)
France is the best country to unite the EU with, because their focuses give them massive foreign influence in the former French empire.
It was scary watching stakuyi just slowly lose his mind as the video went on...
you should do the vatican city... that would be fun
13:49 "Myanmar declares war on the Karen State" What did the Karens do to get their own state, and what did they do to piss off the Myanmarese?
old world blues sub mod, enclave reborn is really good and well put together.
Boss that mate, I just finished doing it as Britain seeing someone else make all the same mistakes I did was therapeutic to say the least.
You know I can’t tell if Stayuki even wants to play this mod tbh
Europe has had a thousand years to develop independent, prideful nations who only decided to finally get along after 2 world wars and the invention of weapons that would have made a 3rd world war apocalyptic. Convincing them all to give up their independence was always going to be a major pain in the ass. Doing so by 2014 strains credibility as it is. African countries might be even more reluctant to surrender autonomy to a past colonial power. There is plenty of historical baggage there. They'd need a very compelling reason... like being dug out of crippling debt and extended all of the lovely welfare benefits of a developed European power. If everything is going great, they'll stick on their own. With all of the horrible political BS you needed to deal with, it's no wonder that so many nations considered leaving.
50 % taxes "welcome to paradise" stange way to say Italy
At least things are there and they affect something
When you play as a European nation you can Annex all EU members using the EU tree
8 and a half hours for less than a half hour video. Rip Stakyui
15:06 Payback :3 Thank you AI
you should try to unite Africa using the DRC next. seems like a fun challenge since Africa hasn't been know for stability
lol at 13:00 - it was only denmark that voted no, even though they triggered article 50.
coincidentally i was doing that a day ago but as Germany, thank you for joining hell along with me
23:20 POV: you incorporated Greece
hearing stakuyi say that bosnia is surrounded on all sides while I stare at the tiny bit of coastline they have is maddening me
@tomislav5689
Жыл бұрын
It has no access to open waters.
petition for stakuyi to play a microstate ( I say reform the roman empire as San Marino)
@TheGhostbuster1989
Жыл бұрын
All Hail the Principality of Sealand
the whole Bosnia situation is why i almost never accept an AIs call to war. unless its my neighbor or something easily accessible.
Wait till you manage to unite it and your gdp per capita tanks and you lose all your research.
Stakuyi: Hey Algeria, let’s incorporate you. Algeria: *Pulls insane uno reverse card* say goodbye to your precious economy
Democracy Stakuyi, democracy.
AN ENVIRONMENTAL EMPIRE Galadriel has entered the chat.
historicaly acurate france gameplay influence alegria a little bit and by a little bit i mean a lot
In this video, Stakuyi learns that there is more than one culture in the world.
7:14 This made me cry 😭💔
This is exactly how I played MD mod.
i life in the EU and i feel the Title
@4:37 I'm french. I confirme what stakuyi said.
Very fun to see you try to herd a bunch of cats that are the European nations. Maybe try a Taiwan, South Korea, or India game.
For the next play through, for funsies, as Vietnam, North Korea, Iran or Afghanistan conquer the USA. Or as the USA, conquer Vietnam, North Korea, Iran and Afghanistan.
Can you try do English unification as a challenge basically you can either play the United States or United Kingdom and try to control the countries that speaks English under one flag
Does Andorra have their own Plotical tree? If so, that!
I want Europe union from Germany side
Do nukes not exist in this mod bc it feels like it should revolve around a avoiding a nuclear game over.
stakuyi for president
21:36 Yes, yes unfortunately it is...
when you said bosnia has no coast you damaged my brain... *THEY DO*
You should take a look at End of a New Beginning or the Redux version.
the last time France tried it didn't go so well either
Congratulations at creating a new empire.
8:46 They still have it
Hi, great video, How do you download and use this mod?
Also can you do the Nepolian route in the next video
do smth with lithuania in millenium dawn plz
@grigss3027
Жыл бұрын
pritariu
France try not to destroy Europe (impossible)
Play as Britain next and restore the Empire!!
When u are at war your military budget goes up by like 100% i think. Also you dont need to click on a state and then on the flag to look at a nation you just have to right click.
Really fun video. Maybe more EU paths in the future? :>
Play as Italy you can reform the Roman Empire
Do a overpowerd country ai only battle
I would love millenium dawn to be a little more realistic in terms of politics in the eu, every game i play with AI they just start doing rediculous stuff even though i put alot of energy into making them democratic and stable.
Good video keep op the good work❤😂
I have an idea…Stak does Millennium Dawn A-Z…hehe
Legends says that once "War on Terror" starts, France will pop up a notification about a terrorist attack for each year until 2020. 🤣🤣🤣
0:45 sadly
The picture at 13:46 is the true freedom fighter in denmark