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  • @TheHodgeTwinsPlug
    @TheHodgeTwinsPlug3 жыл бұрын

    Dont forget to like, comment & subscribe for more Hodgetwins videos everybody!

  • @neegachu9074

    @neegachu9074

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bice

  • @arkadisevyan

    @arkadisevyan

    3 жыл бұрын

    you do find a lot of brown nosers in the Corps

  • @BOOSTEDLASER

    @BOOSTEDLASER

    3 жыл бұрын

    Really Marines or a bit? If so Semper Fi Gunny

  • @Scotta1atgmaildotcom

    @Scotta1atgmaildotcom

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was stationed in the stumps, old 29 Palms. You'd love going to Pendleton and get rained on after that duty station, raccoons and all!

  • @Utubeuser1337

    @Utubeuser1337

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Scotta1atgmaildotcom I did 3 CAX out in the stumps, good times, really made me appreciate Pendleton every time I came back.

  • @davidepannone6021
    @davidepannone60213 жыл бұрын

    Died laughing at the black dude walking at the bottom of the pool joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @icetray2727

    @icetray2727

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same😂

  • @anonymousmofoz

    @anonymousmofoz

    Жыл бұрын

    wasnt a joke bruh

  • @trelleanimal1729

    @trelleanimal1729

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anonymousmofoz You're a joke.

  • @O.G.Ashtre

    @O.G.Ashtre

    Жыл бұрын

    Sure U Did....

  • @timklippel5164

    @timklippel5164

    Жыл бұрын

    Good stories guys thanks for the laughs

  • @gobbler1957
    @gobbler1957 Жыл бұрын

    These two men made something of themselves. Good people. Thanks for serving our Country 🇺🇸

  • @DickTahshon

    @DickTahshon

    Жыл бұрын

    What did they make of themselves?

  • @gobbler1957

    @gobbler1957

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DickTahshon They have one hell of a following on KZread. They make a good income. They live good, how about yourself?

  • @DickTahshon

    @DickTahshon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gobbler1957 Trumpanzees 🐒 who created an echo chamber for other Trumpanzees 🐒 to help spread nonsense. What an accomplishment!😅🤡

  • @waynefletcher9884

    @waynefletcher9884

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep, you know folks from the hood don’t usually make something of themselves? Is that what you meant?

  • @Mikeyvn

    @Mikeyvn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@waynefletcher9884 huh?

  • @Hungrybird474
    @Hungrybird4743 жыл бұрын

    These dudes are some good fellas . I really like their honesty and they ain’t afraid to speak their minds .

  • @joshdsantis4612

    @joshdsantis4612

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like them too, they are awesome 👏

  • @timothyodell5245

    @timothyodell5245

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tell that to janoy cresva and Ice cream fitness aka coach Jason!!

  • @DickTahshon

    @DickTahshon

    Жыл бұрын

    You like people who speak their minds or people who agree with you?

  • @matthewflorez6947

    @matthewflorez6947

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DickTahshonpeople who aren’t afraid to be cancelled 😂I’m assuming you live in a delusional world and you think men can be woman ?

  • @artifacthunter1472

    @artifacthunter1472

    Жыл бұрын

    No man is good they are sinners like everyone else but they are also fake unrepentant Christians!

  • @tonyharty3666
    @tonyharty3666 Жыл бұрын

    I served in the Navy, Vietnam. My Son was an Infantry Marine, Iraq and Afghanistan. My Son is batshit Crazy but at least he’s American Crazy. Gotta love the Marines. Thanks for your service!

  • @Draintheswamp888

    @Draintheswamp888

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you brother

  • @DMCDIRKY55

    @DMCDIRKY55

    5 ай бұрын

    Not batshit crazy😂😂

  • @elliottarancibia7760

    @elliottarancibia7760

    15 күн бұрын

    All Marines are batshit crazy. Bless you and your family. Semper Fi.

  • @peterchilds9309
    @peterchilds9309 Жыл бұрын

    If ain't raining you ain't training 😂

  • @robertramlrez8566
    @robertramlrez8566 Жыл бұрын

    I joined in Jun 63, $78.00 a month. Went to San Diego,MCRD lived in Quonset Huts. As you come in the front gate about 150 yards down on the left of the grinder. Was 17 . Spent 27 years in. Retired 90, DI at Parris Island 1974-77, was a grunt for 17 years. Retired Sgtmaj 1/3 HI

  • @Josh_Exitcamper
    @Josh_Exitcamper3 жыл бұрын

    The twins narrowly missed dessert storm.

  • @JimmyStruthers1000

    @JimmyStruthers1000

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL lucky them

  • @zatripper6674

    @zatripper6674

    2 жыл бұрын

    Damn. They missed a dessert storm? We talking cloudy with a chance of meatballs here? 🤌🏾

  • @Vforfreedom

    @Vforfreedom

    Жыл бұрын

    I narrowly missed Afghanistan

  • @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg

    @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg

    Жыл бұрын

    Mmm dessert

  • @marc_svsengineering4319

    @marc_svsengineering4319

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish I did, In MCT, I saw green trucks going in and brown trucks coming out...we knew something was up.

  • @pamelawalmsley5971
    @pamelawalmsley597124 күн бұрын

    Thanks for your service. You made it through some hard times. I love your personalities. You make me laugh everyday.

  • @godspirate6250
    @godspirate6250 Жыл бұрын

    Enlisted Marine. Also Camp Pendleton. Served all overthe world and loved every minute of it. Ooh Rah, Devil dogs

  • @godspirate6250

    @godspirate6250

    Жыл бұрын

    oh, I served from 86-89

  • @timothy6672

    @timothy6672

    11 күн бұрын

    hollywoood boy over here eh? lol rah.

  • @pepleatherlab3872
    @pepleatherlab38723 жыл бұрын

    These two would've made excellent MP's. The USMC missed a great opportunity with these guys.

  • @handsomesquidward5160

    @handsomesquidward5160

    3 жыл бұрын

    How so

  • @rockynathaniel8908

    @rockynathaniel8908

    2 жыл бұрын

    Straight up man. Although they do joke around a lot but they obviously get shit done in life.

  • @LLJR

    @LLJR

    Жыл бұрын

    MP ? More like Drill Instructor’s with jokes like in Full MetalJacket

  • @derrickthompson6664
    @derrickthompson6664 Жыл бұрын

    Once a Marine always a Marine. Ooh rah Devil Dogs!

  • @teresathreatts4266
    @teresathreatts42662 жыл бұрын

    I joined the Army in June 1989 and retired in February 2012. I often asked myself what had I done?? 😂 Actually, my mom made the decision for me to join! 😂 I met people who have become lifetime friends! This was the best experience of my life! God bless you guys for your service 🇺🇸

  • @adanrios3247

    @adanrios3247

    Жыл бұрын

    Mamasota

  • @USNCBSLIXXX

    @USNCBSLIXXX

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for yours as well Teresa. Well done Army. 🙂

  • @DickTahshon

    @DickTahshon

    Жыл бұрын

    The plutocracy thanks you!

  • @jameshammer5182
    @jameshammer51823 жыл бұрын

    Dad was a sniper in the marine corps. Went to Somalia before the events of black hawk down. Then he was apart of SRT. Later he became a contractor like the people in the Benghazi incident. Now he’s a teacher in Georgia teaching people to be a contractor. He gets to yell at grown men for a living.

  • @ballsack8937

    @ballsack8937

    2 жыл бұрын

    He earned it lol

  • @Hme-t8r

    @Hme-t8r

    6 күн бұрын

    Thank him for his service to Israel...

  • @TheUsmc0802
    @TheUsmc0802 Жыл бұрын

    Devil Dogs!!!!! I didn’t not know you all were Marines! My people!

  • @lindifuller9113
    @lindifuller911311 күн бұрын

    You are both nice looking young men. 😊 And, thank you for your service! My son was a Marine also. He spent 27 years in the military. Retired in 2017.

  • @pgenga1890
    @pgenga18903 жыл бұрын

    Awesome video. I can relate 100%! Was supposed to be an MP and at the MEPS in Queens, NY I found out I was 9900 - Open Contract! I called my recruiter and cussed him out. I threatened to kill his ass. Told him I was gonna see him when I graduated and would whoop his ass! I never saw him again. I ended up being an 0121 Personnel Clerk. I miss the Corps. Loved every minute of it. You guys are awesome! Got me a couple t-shirts to represent!

  • @dl30wpb
    @dl30wpb Жыл бұрын

    What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 90? A battalion. Signed a Navy Vet 😂. I salute you for your service Devil Dogs

  • @usmc249
    @usmc249 Жыл бұрын

    It never gets old to hear marines complain about going to palms for 2 week trainings and all the complaints. Since 29 palms was my station it’s hilarious.

  • @terrancemccray6704
    @terrancemccray67044 ай бұрын

    I've been in 35° rain on Martin Luther King's Birthday for Waste Management on the back of a garbage truck. It was at least 15 hours.

  • @gmon06
    @gmon06 Жыл бұрын

    As a great Sgt told us, "it smells like FAB in here". We were all like awesome it smell like laundry detergent. He shakes his head, as he is walking down the ladder well on the USS Ponce,and says " Feet, Ass, and Breath". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @devildog1989
    @devildog19893 жыл бұрын

    I scored a 67 on the ASVAB. My recruiter did everything he could short of forging my signature to get me into anything other than the Infantry. I told them either get me an infantry contract or I'll go to the Army. So he got me a 5 year infantry contract and I, in my 18 year old hard charging self, signed it and did my 5 from 08 to 13.

  • @rickyism1576

    @rickyism1576

    Жыл бұрын

    Where were you stationed? I served 08-12

  • @devildog1989

    @devildog1989

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rickyism1576 1/6 Charlie on Lejeune. You?

  • @rickyism1576

    @rickyism1576

    Жыл бұрын

    @@devildog1989 Wasn't infantry but I was with 3rd Mar Reg, and 3/3 for a bit MCBH.

  • @devildog1989

    @devildog1989

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rickyism1576 no shit, my last LT was a Company CO down there and a BN XO last I heard

  • @alhamdulilahforislam

    @alhamdulilahforislam

    Жыл бұрын

    I got an 80 on the asvab, but I don't think that translates to 80 for everyone else because I'm only going into 11th grade

  • @michealnelson5179
    @michealnelson51793 жыл бұрын

    Semper Fi, brothers. Did my boot camp field training at CamPen in March of ‘89. Confirm nights are cold as sh-.

  • @PIZZLE616
    @PIZZLE616 Жыл бұрын

    HE tried to sneak the leftover MRE in there, pulled out the field snacks and got FKD UP! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cummins24421
    @cummins244213 жыл бұрын

    That open contract bulllshit and no one to teach me any better is exactly how I ended up as an ammo tech. I'd say you should feel bad for me but then I re-enlisted...

  • @dwoaks1
    @dwoaks1 Жыл бұрын

    I went to cold weather training in south Korea in 1977-78. Marine Corps 2/75-8/81.

  • @darrelllang4076
    @darrelllang4076 Жыл бұрын

    Was in the Army 67-68 Nam and would love to see photos of you two in the Marines. Keep up with your show .

  • @thekenjensen
    @thekenjensen3 күн бұрын

    Marine Gulf War 86-91. "My recruiter forgot to mention this part to me." One of my favorites when deep in some insufferable bullshit. Always made the crew laugh. LOL

  • @Howtogetrich456

    @Howtogetrich456

    2 күн бұрын

    Thank you for your service 💪💪😤😤💯💯💯

  • @dlwheelz
    @dlwheelz3 жыл бұрын

    GySgt Retired, Recruiter, Dark Green, father of twins here. Enjoy your vids, funny sh%t. Your experiences are one of too many, sorry ya’ll didn’t get the experience I did. I had some great leadership from Black Marines who mentored me and later the pride of standing on the shoulders of those who went before me became a source of inspiration. As a recruiter, I made it my business to let everyone I spoke with know that I nor the Corps needs you and that your MOS is not a reason to enlist. It’s deeper than that. Y’all had a ish-bag recruiter. As far as leadership goes, you’re on point. When I was a Devil Pup, I was told if you don’t like the leadership, get promoted. It stuck with me and with each promotion I tried to make sure I didn’t become one of those MF’ers. I tell everyone, Boot Camp & Schools is the easiest part of the Corps. When you hit the fleet and you have to deal with the bureaucracy, racism, and favoritism and still be successful is when it gets hard. Do me one and counter the BS stories with some positives also, cause I know there had to be some. Semper Fi Marines.

  • @bee6684

    @bee6684

    Жыл бұрын

    You are awesome!!!! Thank you for your service

  • @texas6150
    @texas61503 жыл бұрын

    Was in the marines 8 years my friends, I feel your pain

  • @fatmanoutdoors6888
    @fatmanoutdoors68883 жыл бұрын

    I didnt know yall were Marines, Semper Fi

  • @RobertJones-ux6nc
    @RobertJones-ux6nc Жыл бұрын

    SEMPER FI Brothers I was stationed at Camp Pendleton for four years in 33 Area from 1975 to 1979. To me it was a great adventure having been there as my dad had been stationed there while growing up.

  • @1920Janice
    @1920Janice Жыл бұрын

    I really enjoyed your stories about the Marines. My son was in San Diego after boot camp in 1995. He was in the Navy and had to get all 4 wisdom teeth out at the same time by probably the same dentist you had😂! He called home and I felt bad for him because I remembered getting mine out. I paid for a motel room so he didn’t have to suffer in his rack. He was stationed on the USS Dixon first at San Diego and then the USS Independence Carrier in Japan. He was an MP like you both wanted to be and really liked that job. He called home from Japan and told me that they were going to the Gulf. I started to cry and gave the phone to my husband. It’s not easy being a mother of kids in the military. Anyway, your stories reminded me of that time. I am glad that you both came home safely like my son did. I thank you both for your service. 😊💕🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @11B_GRUNT
    @11B_GRUNT3 жыл бұрын

    Lol guys I volunteered to be Army Infantryman and after 22 years I retired. YALL could've made it, with you sense of humor, you would've definitely fit into the the Infantry brotherhood lol it takes thick skins

  • @divyjain123456

    @divyjain123456

    Жыл бұрын

    Could've died.

  • @MarAntTheOG

    @MarAntTheOG

    Жыл бұрын

    no way they have personalities and brains.

  • @deekay1310

    @deekay1310

    Жыл бұрын

    Army infantry is almost as dirty and hard core as Marine Corps Pogs.. Not quite tho… Maybe your rangers

  • @DickTahshon

    @DickTahshon

    Жыл бұрын

    You don’t have to be able to form a proper sentence though obviously.

  • @denno3124

    @denno3124

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@deekay1310 The men that wear the tan beret/ have no interest in the EGA...RLTW homie

  • @vicO1323
    @vicO13233 жыл бұрын

    Semper Fi. I was in 69 to 72. One guy said he was told by his recruiter that he was airwing, he went to clerk school. Most were put where we were needed. When the DI's were telling everybody what their MOS was at the end of boot camp, he calls my name and says you're a 2531. You're a grunt with a radio. Arrived at ITR (MCT) and they asked who was a 2531, you were carrying a PRC-25 radio to all the classes in the hills and dust of Pendleton at a rout step.

  • @glensilva5082
    @glensilva5082 Жыл бұрын

    I joined in 1990 and then retired in 2015 I was infantry my entire career. I agree there were a lot of leadership that had little man syndrome but the best advice I got was from an old crusty a** recon Marine GySgt, he told me to observe every leader I get and write down the strengths and weaknesses of them. So when I get to be their rank I can be better than them.

  • @marcuscicero9587
    @marcuscicero95873 жыл бұрын

    gets out of boot goes to the recruiter's office and it's boarded up. hilarious. betcha both these guys did just fine in the Marines

  • @okarnando88
    @okarnando883 жыл бұрын

    Bro that dentist story is EXACTLY why I refused to let them take out my wisdoms lmao. The dentists in military are insane lol. They wanted to take my wisdom teeth out during a field exercise! Lol I told them no thanks. I have no interest getting my teeth pulled in a lawn chair. Nah. I found a civilian dentist and got it done by a civilian.

  • @XxTW0F4C3DxX

    @XxTW0F4C3DxX

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had an ex Military dentist as one of my Facial Surgeons. The guy definitely cared about his patients, but he came off as an absolute asshole. He talked to me like I was in the military. I was only 13.

  • @okarnando88

    @okarnando88

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@XxTW0F4C3DxX the dentist in the field was trying to convince me to let them do the procedure. "We all practice back home in offices" lol I told him "well I will make an appointment there."

  • @jimmylipsjaymo

    @jimmylipsjaymo

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed in Okinawa. The dentist broke one of my teeth off. He also stood on a stool with one foot while using his other foot on my chest to remove two of my wisdom teeth. I wasn't supposed to eat anything solid for at least 24 hours. I ended up eating steak and lobster at Sam's anchor inn and then hanging down at gate 2 Street and BC Street before heading back to camp Kinser around 0400 to change over for our morning run over the sea wall. Good times. Semper Fi brothers(Hodge twins)

  • @Riflmn11_

    @Riflmn11_

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was deployed to Fallujah twice...... and I would have gone a third time before I EVER get another wisdom tooth thrown out by those sadists called “Navy Dentists”!! That was the most miserable experience of my life. Civilians get put under and don’t feel a thing. Navy dentists do trial and error with Novocain 😂

  • @Bore_Punch

    @Bore_Punch

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had all 4 taken out in boot camp. They went to crack and pull the first and didn’t numb it enough. Wow. That was the worst. I went to chow with the rest of the light duty recruits and I remember eating jello and my mouth was so numb I was drooling on myself but I couldn’t tell until another recruit. Then when I get back or the squad bay my drill instructor says you better not bleed on my sheets. I wake up and there was blood all over the bed. Luckily it was linen day so I quickly pulled them and threw the sheets in the pile.

  • @Jaxxon123
    @Jaxxon1232 жыл бұрын

    They are not lying. The Drill Instructor PUSHED me off. It was the most TERRIFYING thing I had ever experienced up until that point. Absolutely horrific. I hated Swim Week. If you're joining the Marines...LEARN HOW TO SWIM.

  • @thechad1760
    @thechad17603 жыл бұрын

    Corps told me my personality wasnt a fit.....😂😂😂😂ya no shit

  • @michaelfarranto-wg6zw
    @michaelfarranto-wg6zw Жыл бұрын

    You guys are Vet's too! Amazing! I'm a former United States Army Military Police Officer! You guys are the Cherry 🍒 on top of the Sundae! Jesus thank you for these unparalleled wonderful Human Beings!

  • @jonhubbard8013
    @jonhubbard80133 жыл бұрын

    The hodge twins are the boys 👊

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Жыл бұрын

    I didn't know you clowns served in the Marine Corps! Thank you for your service, guys! 🇺🇸

  • @severdwolf5015
    @severdwolf50153 жыл бұрын

    Marines: holy shit raccoon Country folks: dinner

  • @gtd65
    @gtd65 Жыл бұрын

    I'm laughing at the swimming tests/lessons. I was in the British Army and one of my best mates in basic, was a black lad from Leicester (via the Caribbean). We had to do the swimming test. After I completed the test I got out of the pool and assembled with the rest of the guys. There was a commotion and all I could and see and hear, was Ched, hanging on for dear life, to the bar at the side of the pool and there was no way, in hell, he was letting go, much to the displeasure of the PTI's!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fnln544
    @fnln544 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you, Hodge brothers for your service in the Marine Corps. Great stories! I just retired from the guard (past E-6 and O-5) after 20 years as, primarily, military police. I did joint training with Marine MPs; very professional. My most appreciated decoration: good conduct. I believe I succeeded as an officer because I had been enlisted and listened to outstanding non-commissioned officers and trusted officer mentors. Unfortunately, both of you weren't able to serve as MPs. I believe you both would have worn the badge honorably and served with distinction. Appreciate your insights, humor and channel.

  • @hurt296
    @hurt296 Жыл бұрын

    Had me hollering!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StudSupreme
    @StudSupreme Жыл бұрын

    OK, now I understand. This explains everything about these guys. Glad the marines made them crazy, they're tons of fun now.

  • @adambrockie8532
    @adambrockie8532 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for your service! Because of you guys and the men and women of our armed forces, past and present, we can continue to live free! Thank you

  • @KarlHungus.
    @KarlHungus.3 жыл бұрын

    Never knew you were in the corps. Appreciate your service. Also appreciate that you don't flaunt it or use it as leverage. Humble of ya

  • @data9594

    @data9594

    Жыл бұрын

    real ones dont

  • @Jaxxon123
    @Jaxxon1232 жыл бұрын

    California in winter couldn't have been worse than Parris Island during Winter. It was BRUTAL. We were on the Rifle Range in 24 degree weather. It sucked ass. They probably don't do it anymore, with the new soft, woke Marine Corps. They probably don't train under a certain temperature.

  • @DTaze

    @DTaze

    Жыл бұрын

    I graduated in January this year. Its still the same

  • @resdog851
    @resdog8513 жыл бұрын

    I was an 0311/Security Forces when I was in the Marines. I reported to my first duty station at Alameda NAS and the admin pogs were laughing at me when they saw my record book. I had scored a 92 on my Asvab, and that is like genius level in the Marines. I had a better score than all those guys in the office. Oh well. SOI was a real pain in the ass but I got to shoot just about every gun the Marines use. Got to blow up some stuff with plastic explosives too.

  • @timsmith8391
    @timsmith839111 күн бұрын

    You ain’t lying you ain’t tryin, honor courage commitment

  • @shawngrabowski988
    @shawngrabowski988 Жыл бұрын

    I really enjoy hearing your conversations with ya'll selves. Glad u guys made something for your family's.

  • @seanjones3551
    @seanjones35513 жыл бұрын

    At San Diego, I was stationed on Coronado Island, on the USS Nimitz. When I was TAD to navy security forces, we did our gun qualifications at camp pendleton. If you was at a naval hospital in San Diego, you might uv been at Balboa. When I got hurt, I got orders to Balboa. When I got drunk two times, at Gaslamp (the bar district), they found me passed out, on some public transportation bench. One time, I woke up at Balboa. The other time, they seen my CAC card, and then took me to another naval hospital. After our swim call, we marched back to our compartment. Our Chief RDC was like, "whoever failed your, swim qual, come to me" It was about 18 out of 88 dudes that failed the swim...Mayne, my Chief, Chief Mark Young, was like "Awe hell, only nuttin' but black boys failed the swim qual. 🤣🤣🤣 I was like 1 of 3 black guys in Div. 091, that passed the swim. I was also sent TAD to work with the cooks, just like one of the twins...You are the "go-fer" for the cooks; "go for this, go for that." Great memories🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @pommiebears

    @pommiebears

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nimitz? The ship that had the UFO sighting. Awesome.

  • @lillianrivera4701
    @lillianrivera470117 күн бұрын

    Thank you !! For serving our country love you guys 🫶🏻

  • @vickibednar9220
    @vickibednar9220 Жыл бұрын

    You should have joined the Air Force. My son went in to do aeronautics, and that's exactly what he did. The only thing that was bad is that he and a friend from school that were supposed to stay together and they sent him somewhere else.

  • @bryanjustis532
    @bryanjustis5323 жыл бұрын

    Thank you both for your service, sincerely thank you

  • @dougbotimer8005
    @dougbotimer8005 Жыл бұрын

    Ok, LMAO at the Camp Pendleton stories. Semper Fidelis

  • @GenX_-um2ct
    @GenX_-um2ct Жыл бұрын

    The pool was no joke! I was a good swimmer, but when they tell you to jump into a pool with flack jacket and rubber rifle its intense, Tough training.

  • @imperfectlump6070
    @imperfectlump60703 жыл бұрын

    I was in from 89 to 93. I went in open contract and fortunately got combat engineer. The 134 on mechanical for the asvab and good reading comprehension helped.

  • @frankh.4226
    @frankh.42262 жыл бұрын

    You two are funny! Lucky you didn’t go in the CORPS in 1968! Just turned 17 and enlisted a month later! Boot Camp for 13 weeks, then ITR and BITS in Camp Pendleton. Then stationed at Pendleton until I turned 18 and got orders for Vietnam! 0311 for the next 52 weeks!

  • @vicO1323

    @vicO1323

    Жыл бұрын

    C'mon man. Boot camp was cut to 8 weeks in 1966 because of the Vietnam war. Tour of duty in Vietnam was 13 months.

  • @frankh.4226

    @frankh.4226

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vicO1323 Commenced Training: 10 June 1968

  • @frankh.4226

    @frankh.4226

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vicO1323 Graduated: 7 August 1968. I’ll be damned!

  • @frankh.4226

    @frankh.4226

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vicO1323 THIRD BATTALION PLATOON 3011

  • @thomaskennedy3057
    @thomaskennedy3057 Жыл бұрын

    I was in the Marine Corps and surprise, surprise; the recruiters lie to everybody.

  • @isildurelendurion1822
    @isildurelendurion1822 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are great. As a fellow veteran, from the Army, I remember being in the field for three weeks in January near the DMZ in Korea. That sukd goat balls.

  • @cwr8618

    @cwr8618

    Жыл бұрын

    dude Korea, in Winter?! That is like being on another planet boss. Much respect

  • @straitjacket8319
    @straitjacket83193 жыл бұрын

    Semper Fi Marines!True stories about dark greens and swimming actually had a MARINE say he'd would meet the WSSI at the bottom.The.story about open contract brings back a bad memory when I was a an instructor at MCT had a young MARINE kill himself over that. Really appreciate your videos .Grenada 83 Beruit 83-84

  • @cwr8618

    @cwr8618

    Жыл бұрын

    Dark green hahaha, wish we still used that term. We're all just different shades of green in the Corps, but we've become too woke to be honest about that shit nowadays ...

  • @ottotjihumino7716
    @ottotjihumino7716 Жыл бұрын

    Not American, but Thank You For Your Service guys! You guys rock!

  • @user-xv9nu7mr5u
    @user-xv9nu7mr5u2 ай бұрын

    Thank you Kevon and Keith fir your service love you both keep your podcast going your my favorite..you both make me laugh on my worst days 😂😂😂

  • @therepublicoftexas7068
    @therepublicoftexas70683 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate both of y'all's service......

  • @jdsjas1013
    @jdsjas10133 жыл бұрын

    Love you guys! I joined the day after 9/11. I scored a 98 on my asvab. I requested Infantry. They told me it was full...lmao Semper Fidelis!

  • @reallytiredmachinist
    @reallytiredmachinist3 жыл бұрын

    These dudes are awesome! Thanks for service

  • @msitisyourfate430
    @msitisyourfate4302 ай бұрын

    Great stories, couldn't stop laughing. Brought back a lot of USMC memories. Hospital was balboa Naval hospital. I was there over two months

  • @tom7719
    @tom7719 Жыл бұрын

    MCRD San Diego, Camp Pendleton, Twenty Nine Palms and Miramar Naval Air Station fond memories growing up as the son of a Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant. Was he tough you bet but fair. Didn’t realize it until I grew up but he was preparing me for adulthood. Semper Fi Gunny rip.

  • @Gulfgal4ever
    @Gulfgal4ever3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for your service!! Thank you so much for Always Reporting & Telling the truth unlike other media outlets. Keep It Up!! Eventually people will have to see the truth!!

  • @lacharmer441
    @lacharmer4413 жыл бұрын

    You guys crack me up, really enjoy watching you! I subscribed!

  • @franciscodarna9548
    @franciscodarna95483 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm not a doctor sign here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pretty much every MO.

  • @robertdinicola9225
    @robertdinicola92253 жыл бұрын

    I never served and first off, thank you guys for your service. I had a lot of friends join the military right before the first gulf war. Marines, army and navy. Recruiters lied to every single one of them. BIGTIME! Oneendedup a marine tank comander, not sure how that happened, acted tough, little pussy in real life. Shortman syndrome with a hispanic background. Cried like a baby when he lost the paddle to his canoe and i left with the only power boat to rescue three overturned canoes drifting down the river. Like a little child! WTF? I thought they were supposed to make em into MEN!

  • @XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXXxXxxccx
    @XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXXxXxxccx Жыл бұрын

    ME too!!!! 1998-2002 MCRD San Diego…Hollywood Marine…OOORAAAAA! I got stories for days. They took all 4of my wisdom teeth in one go. I had 2 impacted wisdom teeth in my lower jaw. The 1st tooth was tuff coming out. The 2nd tooth refused to come out. The STUDENT Dentist literally put his boot next to head and yanked and pulled on my tooth till it stubbornly wiggled out. Oh My GOD it hurt so much the next day

  • @jackiebaumgart611
    @jackiebaumgart611 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for your service, both of you!

  • @robertabell9182
    @robertabell91823 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t forget to smash that like button Appreciate y’all Twins all day long.

  • @handsomesquidward5160

    @handsomesquidward5160

    3 жыл бұрын

    Forgot to like cuz I'm cuttin'

  • @robertabell9182

    @robertabell9182

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dominique Govinden ?

  • @demetrial2434
    @demetrial24343 жыл бұрын

    I love these stories!!!! 💯💯💯🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @boomglo
    @boomglo3 жыл бұрын

    why he throw sweet potato pie in there 😂

  • @shawndejohn63
    @shawndejohn633 жыл бұрын

    They say “War is Hell”.lol

  • @wrathnyx2039
    @wrathnyx2039 Жыл бұрын

    Spent 8 years in the Marine Corps 2004-2012. I got a shit ton of stories, a few Swim Qual stories. Best 1: Swim Qual MALS 36 Okinawa, JP. Had a 6'1 Black SSgt nearly drown. He panicking and splashing screaming for help. Everybody was yelling "stand up!!!" He was in the 4 ft.

  • @djw5415
    @djw54153 жыл бұрын

    BALBOA NAVAL HOSPITAL!!! 🤣 good times

  • @emeksb4823
    @emeksb48232 жыл бұрын

    OhhmyGod!! You guys are so hilarious 😂😂😂😂..But again you all nailed it..Very true guys..

  • @felix.8891
    @felix.8891 Жыл бұрын

    Semper fi , it’s funny how you can go back in time and laugh at your life experiences.

  • @dasteufelhund
    @dasteufelhund Жыл бұрын

    The big fella at the bottom of the pool trynna qual both PFT and swim at the same damn time...DI: "NO! FOOL! THAT'S COAST GUARD!"

  • @lawrencedelong9748
    @lawrencedelong97483 жыл бұрын

    So, true and funny on ya'll USMC experiences / I still tell people my funny stories from when I served in the USMC from the late 1980's. OH YEA !

  • @lawrencedelong9748

    @lawrencedelong9748

    3 жыл бұрын

    At my USMC boot camp at the Island " P.I. " / everyone had a " private pyle " in there Platoon / plus, if you went to boot camp in San Diego, California we would call the USMC Graduates a " private pyle. " OH YEA !

  • @JD-zd8tm
    @JD-zd8tm2 жыл бұрын

    I love how these guys crack one another up!!!

  • @johnrandall608
    @johnrandall608 Жыл бұрын

    Army Vet on deck (CPL type)! I have been slapping my knees due to your food reviews and jokes since 2021 ! Outstanding work Marines !

  • @The_Prankster
    @The_Prankster3 жыл бұрын

    Great stories! "Early 90's". You two look way better than I do.

  • @bobfisher6382
    @bobfisher6382 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are off the chain man. Hilarious stories.

  • @daver8298
    @daver8298 Жыл бұрын

    “ Subsistence clerk!” What the fuck is that !?!? Lmao

  • @jameshiatt5743
    @jameshiatt5743 Жыл бұрын

    Lmao! This is almost exactly the same shit that happened when I went through! Damn dentist in training!

  • @levaithan325
    @levaithan3253 жыл бұрын

    Damn that last story was so real. I like this side of y’all, too

  • @battleaxefabandmachine
    @battleaxefabandmachine Жыл бұрын

    Semper Fi. You guys got the big green weeny. 😂

  • @mortgagefinancing5558
    @mortgagefinancing55583 жыл бұрын

    0:42 they think that was cold lol

  • @tusk6396
    @tusk6396 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are awesome and allot of fun. Semper Fi brothers, USMC 76 - 82. Your stories any Marine can relate to! Keep up the good work!

  • @govinda102000
    @govinda102000 Жыл бұрын

    In the 70s, our local YMCA in our town had our swim instructor who would row out to the lagoon, push you in and hold the oar just beyond your reach so you would swim. He was also the drivers ed teacher in high school and yelled a lot.

  • @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A
    @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A Жыл бұрын

    Thank you gentleman from the bottom of my civilian heart fir your service 🇺🇸🎗🇺🇸💔🤍💙🇺🇸🎗🇺🇸🙏🏽🙏🏻🙏🏿

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