Ahhhhh the old days of Hitman Absolution...

@hammadsid2665

2 жыл бұрын

Only thing I liked about the game was the story and the dual Silverballers

@cyanidetrips

Жыл бұрын

@@hammadsid2665 shooter mechanics, good graphics and good visual style. Everything else in the game is done so-so

@hammadsid2665

Жыл бұрын

​@@cyanidetripsI miss the dual *SilverBallers*

@hammadsid2665

Жыл бұрын

​@@cyanidetripsthey should bring back the silver ballers in new hitman

I don’t give a shit how many people say this game sucks. While I admit it wasn’t the BEST, some of the kills in this game were a hell of a lot of fun to pull off.

gets crushed by hitman 0:22 ''i haven't seen a great fight like this for years!''

0:05 THIS IS SPARTA 😂

I have play all the Hitman games and I gotta say, NPC reactions in this game is the best

4:09 Sees someone die in explosion. Does a dance.

9:10-9:55 that was some powerful drugs

6:44 dude thought he was Max Payne

@frozenwolfenix4789

3 жыл бұрын

Max "Pain"

@Boopy357

3 жыл бұрын

@Minhaj Shahriar The whole bullet time thing works much more similar to RDR tbh. I know Max Payne actually started it but RDR's bullet time is what Absolution more resembles

2:27 was expecting a Dr. Manhattan transformation here.

14:15 *I thought I was a goner* Falls to his death 😂

(Boss bursts into flames) Guard: "So... who's the new guy?"

4:13 he’s dancing

9:53 IM FREEEEEEEE LOOK AT MY LADYBUG FRIENDS

4:10 what the hell ? xD

@sadisticneko3459

4 жыл бұрын

Just chilling with his new air girlfriend

@bryuhMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@sadisticneko3459 yup

3:38 “ I want a controlled explosion.” *dies from explosion*

@mikegadsden55

2 жыл бұрын

Be all like "That controlled enough for ya?"

14:03 he kinda stoped mid air when he did his fall animation

5:40 he's BURNING UP

When i stub my toe at 2 AM 12:01

4:10 what the hell is that?? 😂😂😂

2:28 acting 101

Everytime I think I'm having a bad day, I watch these clips of someone else who's getting fried like a potato, blown up, or squished like a pancake and then I don't feel so bad :-)

4:15 despacito 5000

Dr. Green: Just look at it. *BOOOM!!!*

5:32 GOLDEN!

@frozenwolfenix4789

3 жыл бұрын

KARMA

That guy in the window will forever be the best Hitman kill

@jpz2009

Жыл бұрын

"It's not cancer? Thanks doc, I thought I was a goner!!" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

5:49 ICE CREAM BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

3:35 there is your an explosion

2:08 where is this place in the lab

It's still a good game.

@marikaerasmus6374

3 жыл бұрын

YeA iT iS

Wow! Awesome

1:08 BIO SHOCK

4:09 is he hula dancing 😂😂

Amazed

Although the story may be a bit retarded in this game, the game itself was actually very fun and is still one of my fav games to date

god damn if this game doesn't have some of the best fucking assassinations in history

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO IS

1:15 You could say he’s Smoking Hot 🥁

7:30 Wouldn't electricity follow the path of least resistance to the ground which is through the metal water pipe itself and therefore not kill the person touching the faucet?

@spencertang5155

2 жыл бұрын

Either the water was electrocuted or the handles of the faucet aren’t insulated.

4:10 oh yeah boy... *RnB music playing*

hitman !!!!!

♋Beautiful

Best Game Ever ☺😎😃😎☺🤓🤓

@inferonblack2270

6 жыл бұрын

Isak !!! I think Absolution is better

@inferonblack2270

6 жыл бұрын

Sidney J. Duffy I did like the history, I thought was cool. For me, the only bad thing was the A.I. that was a bit too dumb. But, that's a usual problem from the latest Hitman games

@phoenixwright2322

5 жыл бұрын

Blood money this, blood money that Everyone knows contracts was the best hitman game

ME GUSTA ESTE VIDEO

Love it or hate it this game was revolutionary to the franchise

Y love absolution contract❤

Absolution was toughest and most brutal of first 5

Very comical

So many ideas of kills are reusing in hitman 2016 and hitman 2

Hitman absolution has better character models and more sharp textures than Hitman 2. Hitman 2 would be perfect if they could add a bit more bloodsplatter in the game.

8:16 this dude got caught so he tried it again lol

Where did you find the sniper rifle on this level?? (00:47)

@frozenwolfenix4789

3 жыл бұрын

Donuts shop upper floor

The one with the harpoon, I did that and the guards instantly turned around and saw me, ( I was on easy too, first time playing) how do the people play the purists setting and don't get caught?

@corvus1221

2 жыл бұрын

The harpoon is loud enough to get their attention even on Easy I guess you'll need a crapton of patience and timing to not get caught on Hard, Expert and Purist mode (The most difficult kill to pull off even on Expert, nearly lost my Silent Assassin if I hadn't blended in at the last second) Tip: Try to fire the harpoon once the guards are far away so that they don't turn around to spot you

@mudfightmaster4275

2 жыл бұрын

people witj purist play one levels for like alot of hours

8:16 agent 47 can change discguises in less than 1 second

Screams like Eustace Bagge voice at 1:07 & Screams like Dr Doofenshmirtz voice at 5:33

The shooting was so much better here than hitman 2016

crack a bottle and get ready to crack my fire and he sure did thanos snapped himself out of life 5:31

7:35

One commentary

09:07 - 09:53 hard work..... ;-)

Poor lenny

12:00😂😂😂

Lol 😅 lady bug girl killed herself, you get paid for not killing her

@lkvideos7181

5 жыл бұрын

well you're drugging her : P

Is this hitman 2 ?

@phoenixarmy871

5 жыл бұрын

MuffinsMobile YT no it’s Hitman Absolution

@Red-ps7mb

5 жыл бұрын

no, its despacito 2, the return of the dead memes

Hitman absolution is the best one. Then Hitman the 2016 version is the 2nd best.. Then finally Hitman blood money

@zakfisher1293

6 жыл бұрын

Absolution is a great game, but a bad game for the Hitman franchise. Personally, Blood Money is the best game for traditional hitman.

@DeadManSinging1

5 жыл бұрын

Hitman Absolution is NOT the best one. Not by a long shot. The levels are linear and small, separated into separate chapters and disguises are almost completely worthless, encouraging you to go a more Splinter Cell style route. Not a bad game, but definitely the worst Hitman

@zesork5627

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeadManSinging1 You mean like Codename 47 and SA? Those games were just as linear and also had levels without targets. It's not a bad Hitman game because thr Hitman series isn't about just Blood Money. Also complaining about disguises shows how they were your crutch. No way is it worse than C47 too.

@DeadManSinging1

3 жыл бұрын

@@zesork5627 Codename 47 and SA might have had levels without targets, but you could pick your gear and each level was an open space. Not 3 tiny little levels pretending to be one level Also, disguises werent completely worthless

Absolution still has some better animations than hitman 2...